Batwheels (2022) s01e13 Episode Script

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Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪
Burning bat-rubber
Is their favorite thing ♪
If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪
They're fired up and ready
Down in the Batcave ♪
They're the Batwheels ♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪
[Batwing] When You're A Jet.
Whoo!
[Batmobile groans]
[Batwing] Whoo! Ha-ha!
Ooh, that was nice!
[chuckles] Did you see that?
You try it, Bam.
I don't think I can do that.
-Whoa!
-[Batwing gasps]
Come on.
You promised you'd fly with me.
I know, but I'm not a plane.
I can't do
fancy flying like you.
These wings are just
for emergencies.
[sighs] You're right.
It's just that
Sometimes I wish I had
another plane to fly with.
You know, someone to dive
and do stunts with and
Batwing, Batman needs you.
The Riddler has stolen
a valuable shipment of gold
and is getting away
in his copter.
Be right there, BC.
Whoa! Whoa, whoa!
[Riddler] Riddle me
this, Batman.
Why did the superhero
crash his plane?
Hmm.
Because he had
some bad altitude!
[laughs]
-Visibility is at zero.
-[alarm beeping]
Can't see a thing.
[Riddler laughing]
No choice.
Gonna have to eject
What?
Green Arrow.
Oh, dear! Looks like you've got
some unruly passengers, Batman.
What are you doing here?
Saving your Bat-behind.
I had the situation
under control.
Oh, sure you did.
I've got this.
[gasps]
Riddle me this
Nah, let's not.
I've got a riddle
for you instead.
How did the villain
escape two crime fighters?
I I don't
Trick question.
He didn't.
Wait! No one out-riddles
the Riddler!
[alarm beeping]
And nobody messes
with my plane.
[Riddler whimpers]
You're grounded, Riddler.
All right, all right.
You got me, all right.
I'll come along.
[Green Arrow grunts]
MOE, Green Arrow's
plane needs fixing.
Ooh. Until then, I'll just
pop up to the ol' manor
and put my feet up for a while.
[groans] Make it quick.
You got it, boss.
I'll have her
in ship shape in no time.
Now, where did I put my wrench?
I like what you've done
with the place.
Could use a little more
natural light,
and a few throw pillows
wouldn't hurt.
Maybe paisley?
[gasps] Or chintz?
Don't make me
regret inviting you.
This plane's a beaut.
[gasps] Flying with
another plane was amazing!
And now it's here
in the Batcave!
Oh, if only
[gasps]
Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
You're fixed.
[gasps]
I know what you're thinking,
Batwing.
You want to bring
the Arrowplane to life
with a Bat-motherboard.
Yes! I've always
wanted a jet friend,
and here she is. [chuckles]
Are you sure, Wing?
You have a whole Batcave
full of friends.
I know,
but none of them
can fly like me.
It would just be
so special if
I'm sure.
[gasps]
Shimmering rainbows
I'm alive!
[Batwing] Wait!
Where are you going?
[Batwing gasps]
Wow!
You're such an awesome flyer.
Like, me awesome.
Hey, can you do this?
Let me try.
Yes! I knew you could do it!
-How about some aerial ballet?
-[gasps]
No-sparkling-sunshine-way!
You like to dance too?
Whoo! [laughs]
Whoo!
Best moves
[both] ever!
Wing bump?
I'm Batwing, by the way.
I'm the Arrowplane.
But, well, I never really
liked that name.
Hmm, how 'bout
I just call you
[gasps] Goldie?
Oh, I like it!
It's all warm and sunshiny.
Like me!
Wanna fly with me
some more, Goldie?
Does a unicorn have a horn?
Yes!
[upbeat music playing]
Just you and me
We're like no one else ♪
When I'm with you
I can be myself ♪
So let's fly together
Way up high! ♪
Above the weather
We'll paint the sky ♪
See the world below us
From up above ♪
There's no one else in Gotham
Who can join this club ♪
We're the jet set
Jet set ♪
Together
We're the Jet Set, oh ♪
We're the jet set
Jet set ♪
Together
We're the Jet Set, oh ♪
[Batwing] Best day ever!
[both] Wing bump!
BC told us
about your new friend.
Everyone, this is Goldie.
Goldie, these are
the Batwheels.
Bibi,
Bam,
Redbird
Another jet, cool!
-[Batwing] and Buff.
-Hi, Goldie.
Hey! You've always
wanted a jet friend!
Best jet friend.
Isn't she the awesomest?
Yeah, we're like two peas
in a beautiful, sunshiny pod.
I'm really sorry
to have to say this,
but, Batwing,
it's time to say
goodbye to Goldie.
Now that she's repaired,
she and Green Arrow
are leaving.
-Wait.
-[both] What?
Aw, we just met her.
I don't want you to leave yet.
I don't want to go.
Just the thought of it
is stressing me out.
And stress is the opposite
of shiny rainbows.
It's like
black jelly beans for the soul.
Oh! [laughs] Totally!
Batman and Green Arrow
are on their way down.
[both gasp]
If Green Arrow can't find her,
she won't have to go.
Please can you
help hide Goldie?
[Goldie] You'd be helping
best jet friends stay together.
Of course. What do you need?
We just need
a place to hide her.
Ooh, I love hide-and-go seek!
[elevator music playing]
[Batwing sighs]
Um, no.
[elevator music continues]
Man, this elevator ride
is long.
[Batman grumbles]
Maybe Green Arrow won't notice?
They're almost here!
No! It's too soon!
You're leaving and
I'll never see you again!
No! Black jelly beans!
You know, saying goodbye
doesn't have to mean forever.
Of course, it does! It
Wait, it doesn't?
[chuckles]
Of course, it doesn't.
You and Goldie
can visit each other.
That's true.
I could come back and visit you
here at the Batcave.
And I can come
see you at your place.
Arrow Alley or Green Grove,
or where
Wherever it is you live.
[Goldie laughs] Wing bump?
[Batwing] Whoo! [laughs]
Whoo! I can't wait
for our next day of fun.
See you soon, best jet friend.
-Real soon.
-[sniffles]
[sighs] I love a happy ending.
[dings]
[Green Arrow]
It's really simple.
Instead of this
complicated elevator,
you just have a couple poles.
They come down
from the study upstairs,
you ride down, boom!
Batcave!
Hmm, it'll never work.
Well, so long.
Oh, and you're welcome again
for saving your Bat-behind.
I think you mean "thanks"
for fixing your plane.
Eh. Potato, potahto.
Whoo-hoo!
[elevator music playing]
[Buff] You know,
we'll always be here
to play with you, Wing.
Anytime, any game
Well, as long as
it's on the ground.
Thanks. You may not be planes,
but you're pretty awesome.
Another round
of ride-and-go-seek?
Yeah! Not it!
All's quiet in Gotham.
Whoa, that's one big bird.
[gasps] What!
Wing, it's me!
Goldie! What are you
doing back here?
[gasps] Are we doing
more aerial ballet?
Nope. We've got a mission.
-[Batwing gasps]
-[duck quacks]
Even better.
[Goldie] Rainbows and unicorns!
[chuckles] I knew we'd be
seeing each other soon!
Of course!
We're best jet friends!
[Batcomputer]
How's your patrol going, Bam?
Has there been any trouble?
Nope. Everything is a-okay.
There's nothing to Whoa!
Uh-oh. That looks like trouble.
Time for this
Batwheel to get serious.
Whoever you are,
get ready to face justice.
Boop. Knock it over.
Boop.
Oh. [laughs]
Hey, Kitty, I haven't seen you
since we played Bat-Ball.
Boop, boop.
-How have you been?
-Boop.
Where's Catwoman?
-What are you doing?
-Bammy. Yeah!
[chuckles] It's just Bam!
What do you mean, Bammy?
My name is [sighs]
Forget it. It's fine.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
You gotta play
this game with me.
It's called "Boop!
Knock it Over!"
This isn't a good game, Kitty.
You're knocking down
other people's things,
and that's not very nice.
Oh, okay. Well, then,
let's play a different game.
Like hide and go seek.
-[gasps] Look over there.
-[gasps]
Kitty, I don't see any
Oh, I get it.
You're hiding.
[sighs]
Come on, Kitty.
I can't play games,
I'm on patrol.
Where are you?
[Kitty laughs]
[sighs]
Kitty, please.
Just show yourself.
I don't have all
[screams] Oil!
[screaming]
[grunts]
I caught you.
Me-yay!
[sighs] Thanks, Kitty.
You really saved my bumpers.
I was all like "Zoom!"
Then you were all "Whoa!"
And I was like "Got ya."
It was so much, so much fun!
-[Batmobile sighs]
-Bam, are you all right?
Kitty just saved me
from falling off an overpass.
She was amazing.
You know, I wonder
if she'd want to see
what it's like
to be a Batwheel.
She might. But it appears
Kitty's more interested
in having fun and playing.
Yeah! Do it! Whoo-hoo!
Let's go!
Maybe if she comes
on a ride along with me,
she'll get more serious
about things.
[bird squawks]
That's fine, Bam.
But you have your way of
doing things,
and Kitty has hers.
You shouldn't
try to change her.
Right. But I know
she'll love it.
Hey, Kitty.
Would you like to come on
a ride along with me?
I don't know. Is it fun?
Oh, it's better than fun.
You get to help people,
protect the city
and save the day
whenever there's trouble.
Why don't you come
see what it's like?
You can help me patrol Gotham.
Okay. Look at me.
I'm a Kittywheel.
Rawr!
[chuckles] That's great, Kitty.
But being a Batwheel
is serious work.
I can be serious.
See? This is my serious face.
[growls]
[laughing]
Now, let's go protect
Gotham City.
[gasps] Let's go!
Watch out for the Kittywheel!
[Kitty vocalizing]
Meow.
[gasps]
Ah-ha! I got you.
Who'd you catch? Prank? Jestah?
-He's stealing hotdogs.
-[cooing]
Let's catch him.
-[Batmobile laughs]
-[gulps]
Um. It's just eating, Kitty.
It didn't do anything wrong,
[pigeon burps]
[Batcomputer] Bam, a boat has
broken loose at the docks.
I need you and Kitty
to tie it back down.
We're on our way.
Me-yay.
Let's catch a boat.
Boats! Boats! Boats! Boats!
[Batmobile] Okay, Kitty.
This is your chance to be
a Batwheel.
I'll pull the boat in
with my grappling hooks.
[grunts] And once it gets
close to the docks,
you grab it with
your tail and
Kitty? Kitty.
[stammers] Where'd you go?
[boat creaking]
I found a big box!
Look. I'm invisible.
[chuckles nervously] I guess
I'll take care of this one
on my own.
You can help with the next job.
[grunting]
[thuds]
[horn toots]
[laughing]
What's next? What's next?
Who knows?
We'll either hear
from Batcomputer,
or, if you look carefully,
-you'll find
-[gasps] What's that?
Kitty, wait!
We're on patrol.
[Kitty] Come on,
come on, come on!
Ooh. What's that?
This is supposed to be serious.
Yeah. Serious fun!
[Kitty] Life's a great big
Ball of yarn ♪
Dropped right at your feet ♪
Let's go out
And kick it 'round ♪
Down every Gotham's street ♪
[Batmobile] There's more
to life Than fun and games ♪
There's risk at every turn ♪
You can't waste
Your day at play ♪
It's high time
That you learn ♪
-Life is serious ♪
-Fun ♪
-Life is serious ♪
-Fun ♪
Don't mess about
I'm being serious, hun ♪
Life is filled with
Gloomy days ♪
[Kitty] And sunny days, too ♪
[Batmobile] Villains who make
Evil plans ♪
And good guys like you ♪
-Life is serious ♪
-[Kitty] Fun ♪
-Life is serious ♪
-[Kitty] Fun ♪
[Batmobile] Don't mess about
I'm being serious, hun ♪
Stop and smell the roses ♪
But know when
It's time to run ♪
-Life is serious ♪
-[Kitty] Fun ♪
[clangs]
Those moth are
attacking the light.
-I'll save it.
-Ugh.
Bam, The Penguin
just stole the film
from the big movie premiere.
Movies. Whoo-hoo!
Kitty, come back!
[sighs]
[tires screeching]
Uh, maybe I should do
this one on my own, Kitty.
You can stay here.
But I wanna have
fun with you, Bammy.
[sighs]
This isn't playtime.
I need to get serious,
if I'm gonna stop Penguin.
[sighs] I thought this was
a good idea,
but I'm sorry, Kitty.
-[lively music playing]
-[gasps] What's that?
[reporter]
Gotham's in a festive mood
here at the premiere
of the big action movie
The Grey Ghost Begins.
Wow. I've been waiting
all year for this movie.
I heard it has an
awesome surprise ending.
Hey, no spoilers.
Don't tell me the ending.
I am not listening.
La la la la la la.
Movie-goers of Gotham.
I, The Penguin, have stolen
your precious action movie.
[all gasp]
And now I'm going to project
the ending of it
above the city for all to see.
Why, you ask?
Because you didn't invite me
to the premier. Hmph!
So I'm gonna spoil
the big surprise ending
for everyone.
[The Penguin
laughing maniacally]
Oh. No spoilers.
Someone get that film back.
-Do something.
-I can't.
I'm not really the Grey Ghost.
It's just a costume.
I open this pod
and put the film in, and
Roll 'em!
[tape whirring]
[all gasping]
-[engine revs]
-[exclaims]
Well, well, well.
Look who it is.
Nice try.
But I'm afraid bats
will be harmed
in the making of this picture.
[gasps] Whoa!
[The Penguin] Hmph,
always trying to be
the center of attention.
Well, word of advice.
Be careful of the
bright lights of fame.
[cackles]
Ah! I can't see.
[tires screech]
I can't get near Penguin
if he blinds me
with those lights.
Good thing you
have Kitty with you.
Maybe she can help.
Actually, uh, I kinda
told her to stay behind.
All she wanted to do was play.
She wasn't acting
like a Batwheel.
Everyone is different, Bam.
Maybe she didn't want
to act like a Batwheel.
Maybe she just
wanted to be herself.
Well, it's too late now.
The movie's about to start
or end or whatever.
The Penguin's gonna spoil
the surprise for everyone.
[Kitty] Bammy.
-Aw, Kitty.
-I like me-ovies.
I'm so glad you're here.
I'm sorry I tried to get you
to be serious all the time.
I know you just want
to play, and that's okay.
Will you play with me, Bammy?
No, I have to Wait.
Yes!
Yes, I will.
How about a game of
"Boop, Knock It Over?"
Me-yay!
Ten more seconds
and their big surprise
ending will be spoiled.
-[crowd booing]
-Hey! Quiet over there.
It's rude to make noise
during the movie.
Huh?
Boop. Knock it over.
Boop. Knock it over.
Boop. Knock it over.
[Penguin cackles]
Whoever that is, stop it.
You're ruining my plan
to ruin the movie.
Now, Kitty!
-Meow!
-[screams]
[gasps]
Whoa!
[The Penguin] Don't.
Don't you dare!
Don't do it!
[all gasp]
What?
Wow.
[Batmobile] You can do it.
[both gasp]
Boop. [chuckles]
-Yeah!
-[Kitty] Knock it over.
-The movie is saved.
-[all cheering]
Ah!
[sirens wailing]
Bah, bah, bah, bah!
I can guess
the surprise ending anyway.
The Grey Ghost is his father.
No, no, no. The whole movie
is really a dream.
I know.
Ike Cicle is really Batman!
What's next, Bammy?
More serious Batwheely stuff?
Nah. Let's just have
some Kittywheel fun.
You're it.
-Yay! Whoo-hoo!
-[Batmobile laughing]
[Kitty] You're it, not me!
You can't catch me!
Batwheels ♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
They've got Batman's back ♪
Batwheels ♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪