Below Deck Sailing Yacht (2020) s01e13 Episode Script
Awkward
1
- Previously on "Below Deck
- Previously on "Below Deck
Sailing Yacht"
- I think I need to resign.
- Understood.
- I'm gonna miss you.
There goes my buddy.
- Yo, no shirt, no shoes,
no problem, okay?
- Must be Chris.
- Yes, I am.
- First impressions of Chris
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I'm here
to do it properly.
- He's got experience,
and it's really refreshing.
- Are you all ready
for the fun day?
- Just so you know, Georgia's
flirting with you now.
- Oh, really?
- I'm not a flirt,
I'm vivacious.
- You're allowed to use
the master cabin if you
- Yeah, apparently.
- You got a problem with it,
you can talk to me about it.
- If Jenna says we get to
sleep in the master cabin,
then we get to sleep in
the ----ing master cabin.
[ laughter ]
- Lyndi Kennedy is
a lifestyle blogger
based in Newport Beach,
California.
- On night two,
Lyndi is requesting
a music festival party.
- My name's Adam.
- Hi.
- I'll be cooking for you.
- A lot of good stuff, I hope.
- How do you all know
each other?
- Blogging.
- From blogging.
- Take whatever you want,
I'm done.
Take my preference sheet
and throw it out.
- He's adorable.
I love him.
- Hey, Lyndi?
Lock it up.
- I wanna do what
Adam tells me to do.
- You're having an argument
about my boyfriend.
This is super awkward.
- If you want somebody else,
tell me now so
I'm not wasting my time.
- Lock it up.
- You tell me what to do,
I will do the opposite.
[ laughs ]
- So I mean nothing?
- Well
I want you.
- Yeah, and I'm here now.
I've always been here.
So if you want somebody else,
tell me now so
I'm not wasting my time.
- This is a very
serious conversation
happening on my right,
and I need alcohol for it.
[ laughter ]
- And we got you covered.
Let me top it up a
little bit more.
- Two more to come,
and then we're cleared.
- So they're definitely
breaking up.
- Seriously?
- Yeah, she's like, "You were
never there for me, Jesse,
and I asked you so
many times to do this,
and you just never did."
- Mm-hmm, yeah, I am.
- There's not really
room in here for me
to do my washing up, is there?
- No, but you'll find a way.
- Jenna, stop flirting
with my man.
Also
- Thank you.
You're good.
- You know where to find me.
- I'm not sure if it's just
flirting or if it's anything.
- No, just, like
- Oh, I can assure you, she
actually wants your passport.
- Yeah, she does, yeah.
- I mean, if you find
a connection with someone,
you should act on
that connection.
- Please take care of
that for all of us.
[ laughs ]
Just please.
- Be more than happy to.
- Okay.
- I've dated lots of girls
that the first three months,
amazing, and then things
just deteriorated.
- Do some banter, like make
fun of her a little bit.
- Yeah.
- She'll like that.
- The last girlfriend,
I called her my little whale,
and she loved it.
But you call a girl a whale,
and like, woo.
[ laughs ]
- Love your attitude.
- Yeah.
- She's lovely.
- It's fantastic.
- I will never be alone,
because we are
gonna be buried together.
No, we really are.
- Cheers.
- Oh.
- No.
- Cheers.
- Me, either.
- We're not allowed to cheers?
- Like, wow, me too.
- I'm going to bed.
[ laughs ]
- You start at 4:00.
Make sure you're in
here like five to,
to do the handover with
the next person.
- Yeah.
- Good night.
- Love you, bye!
- Bye!
- That food was so good.
Everything was amazing.
- It was so good.
- I loved it.
Ready to roll, babe?
- I don't like that.
- Lyndi, where you guys going?
- Jesse, go, seriously.
- I need to know where
Adam and the galley is.
- Where's the galley?
- Incoming!
- Where's Adam?
- Hey, hey.
- Oh, this is it?
- This is it.
- All that magic happened
right here.
- Yeah.
- Is this, like,
Denny's on crack?
- Do you just wanna go to bed?
What do you do?
- I'll go to bed soon.
For anyone to be hit on,
it's flattering.
It's just kinda funny
that Jenna's having
to work for them
at the same time.
- I love you, I love her,
I love you, and her.
- We love everyone except who
we're with, but I love you.
- I mean, whatever,
because if you say so,
I'm good with it, it's good.
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
- You eat generally healthy,
which is really important,
I can tell.
- Thank you, I appreciate that.
- How are you doing?
- Good, how are you?
- Good.
The ladies went to the galley.
- Yeah.
- Just down there.
- I wanna say the whole season's
been going really well, so
- Oh, yeah?
- Hey, guys, look at you.
- Hi!
- This is the place to be.
- This is it, right on.
Well, thanks, you guys,
thanks for dropping in.
- Bye, Adam!
- See you tomorrow.
- That was fun.
- That was the most
awkward thing ever.
- I'll let them know
that you're taken.
- Jesus Christ.
- Good night.
- Good night.
- Without Parker, I'm not,
like, lonely,
I'm just very alone.
On lates we would just,
like, sit and shoot sh--
and eat some granola.
Do I miss a friendly face?
Yes.
- When I'm doing
my night watches,
I don't want to bother Adam.
I'll creep out of bed silently,
I'll open the door really
carefully and just creep out.
Call me the ninja
of night watch.
- Okay.
- Cool. Good night.
- We're gonna sail
at 2:00 today.
Head over to another
place called Parga.
But dinner will be on board.
And then we do the music fest.
- Sounds good.
- All right?
- We're stoked.
- Cool.
- Hi.
- Good morning,
did you sleep good?
- Look at that.
You're very phonetical.
- What the are
you guys talking about?
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
- You guys can start
taking stuff now.
[ wasp buzzing ]
- I know, it really
it really loves you.
- Leave!
- Ooh, look at that.
- You guys are all just trying
to make me fat, aren't you?
- Okay, what are we gonna do?
- The bee?
- I haven't seen wasps like
this all season.
I don't even know where
they're coming from.
What do you think, do
you wanna be inside, or
- It's so pretty out
here, though.
- I don't mind bee weather.
- I'm so hungry.
I'm fine with them.
I'm just gonna eat by myself
if they won't eat
with the wasps.
- Yeah.
- So are we eating?
- I'm eating!
- I feel like
I'm being attacked
like I
I'm being attacked by bees.
[ shouting, screaming ]
- all over the
they're all over the bacon.
- I don't know where those
wasps are coming from,
but they're really annoying.
- This avocado toast
looks to die for.
I put this on my
preference sheet,
I'm really excited about it.
- He took good care of you.
- I mean, he really
he really did.
- Oh, Jenna
[ wasps buzzing ]
- Help, the bees.
- Oh, God, oh, God.
Oh, my.
- Oh, my God, I can't.
- Oh, no, oh, no.
- This is like we're
being attacked.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Oh, my God.
[ buzzing intensifies ]
- We're in the middle
of the ocean.
Like, for real, where the
are these bees coming from?
- Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh,
oh, my gosh!
[ squealing ]
- Um, the bees have a request
they'd like some puffed
pastries on the aft deck.
- This is weird.
- Are they gonna follow us?
- Bye! I'll be over here.
[ wasps buzzing ]
- Coming up
- What are you grabbing
from the beach?
- Oh, I gotta forage up some
some garnishes.
I have no time to pull this off,
but I'm gonna make it
happen anyway.
Yep.
[ thunk ]
- Oh, dude!
-
- Oh, look at you.
- Oh, my God, I love it
right here.
- We love it.
- You tow those off, and I'll
pull this other one up.
- Whoa!
For 's sake.
Can you chill for two seconds?
[ singing ]
- Okay.
- You know what
you're doing there?
- Huh?
- Is that PAC-MAN?
- Yeah, I just won.
- A little bit more.
- Picture?
- Yeah, picture.
- Yeah, yes, please.
- I feel like you're gonna
be able to see my hoohah
if I lift up my legs.
- Meep, meep.
Meep, meep.
Meep, meep.
- Whose honey is it?
[ kissing ]
[ groaning ]
- I can't believe
how you're such a deckhand,
and you have such a posh voice.
[ groaning ]
- Can we just not
be all coupled?
- Chris, Chris, Pag.
Can you jump in the tender
and pick me up
on the swim platform, please?
We're gonna take that
chain off around the rock.
- Yeah, I'll come now.
- What I'm looking for is
four tiki torches,
the materials that I would use
to make some flower crowns.
- Yes, okay.
- Thank you so much.
- Three, two, one
- Ciara, you can start
closing the transom now.
Is a lot of slack in the water?
- Uh, no.
Two meter total, that's it.
- Yeah on it.
- We're good, thank you.
There goes Ciara,
frigging rope as big as her.
[ grunting ]
- Seeing Paget and Ciara
working together,
I know from experience
how hard that can be.
Previously I worked on
Eric Clapton's motoryacht
with a girlfriend.
She was interior,
I was exterior,
and we worked well together.
I had worked with her
previously on the boat
where we were both on deck,
and it was a nightmare.
I couldn't do it.
I couldn't work with her.
So I have no idea how the two
of them are pulling it off.
- That sounded that came out
a little bit weird, didn't it?
It did.
- So we're gonna
do lunch shortly.
We're trying to stick to,
like, an 8:00, 8:30 dinner
- Okay.
- just so that we can have
the dessert on the beach like
9:30-ish.
- That'd be great.
- Yeah.
- It's gonna be so fun.
- Okay, Glenn, door is clear.
- Okay, Byron,
whenever you're ready,
we'll start putting up sails
- Yeah, on my way, yeah.
- We're gonna start sailing.
- Cool.
- Call the mizzen, keep an
eye on it as it goes up.
Chris, you wanna do the lazy?
Okay, Chris, let's leave
it like that for now.
- Last wrap.
- How's that look?
- Pretty good.
- We got the mizzen
and the main.
- Yeah.
- My God, it is so cool.
It really is.
- Ready when you are
to pull more slack.
- Okay, here it comes.
You getting some?
Let's teach these guys
to shake their heads up
and down when it's coming.
- I had an ex-girlfriend
that used to do that.
- I knew you were gonna
say something like that.
- Perfect.
- Yeah, copy.
- Just don't block the sun.
- Yeah, now we're sailing.
- Oh, my gosh, this is
so cool, look at that.
Oh, my gosh.
- Okay, Georgia,
you can go on break.
- Copy for Georgia.
- We need to come up a
little bit, see how that looks.
- Paget, you're gonna do this
guitar stuff with Georgia.
- Is she free now?
- Yeah, she's gonna
go on a break.
- Okay, I'm gonna go on break
now as well, so I'll spend,
like, half an hour,
40 minutes with her.
- Ciara doesn't seem
to have a reaction
to anything that Paget
does with Georgia.
Unless she does,
and she's just hiding it.
If that was my ----ing
boyfriend
[ humming ]
- think I'd sit back
and watch that happen?
- One, two, three.
- two, three.
- Oh, you got the guitar.
- Here, I'll get mine as well.
- We could do it in your room,
where there's bigger space.
- I think
- Yeah.
- Hello.
- So did you guys hear
about our adventure
in the kitchen last night?
That was a bad idea.
- We, like, embarrassed Adam.
- No, you weren't trying
to have sex with him.
- I think Adam's hot, though.
And he's really talented.
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
- And he's sweet.
- And
- Adam and I are
actually dating.
[ screaming, laughter ]
- Oh, my God!
- I love it!
- You guys are so cute!
- That's adorable.
- Thank you.
Thank you, guys.
- We're just being funny.
- We were just flirting with
Adam, because Adam's cute.
- Adam's cute.
- Yeah.
- It's completely innocent,
I swear.
- We're not trying to get
with your man.
- No, I know, I know, I know.
- And guess what?
Jesse's gonna be so happy.
- Ooh, my G string's way out.
- Oh, happens to the best of us.
- I need to tell you
that I'm in it ♪
- Sorry maybe at this point
I should just
cut out completely,
do you think?
- Yeah, sure.
- Just so you can go by,
like, it quietens down?
- Okay.
- Yeah?
- I like that.
- Yeah.
- I really don't know
what it is about Paget.
He's actually pretty talented
when it comes
to singing and songwriting,
and I never have that
in common with a guy.
And it's hard, because the more
time you spend with someone,
and the more you start
to like them,
the more things slip
through the cracks.
So I really can't explain
the whole thing.
I can tell you it's ----ing
inconvenient.
- I think when I play I'm gonna
have to have it like this
- Well, it makes
your guns look bigger.
- Oof.
- This pink rosé is cute.
- Oh, that pink rosé
looks really pretty.
- We're gonna put
these sails down.
I'm gonna take
the main down first.
- Yep.
- Ciara, if you keep an eye,
I'll do this one
at the same time.
- Okay.
- On one, look's good.
- Stand by to anchor, please.
Let it go, and go to three.
- Thank you very much, sir.
- Thank you.
- Is that what's that?
- Well, it's to make our
own flower crowns.
- This is gonna be harder
than olive branches,
you know that, right?
- I know.
- This is sweet of you, thanks.
- Don't put it past me.
- Do you like giving flowers?
- I like doing all things sweet.
because they never
really happen.
[ grunting ]
- I don't have enough plants
for this for work.
- Hey, you mind running me
to the beach real quick?
I just need to grab
something off the beach.
No worries.
- It seems absurd to me
that Jenna has
never received flowers
from a guy.
I get romantic so infrequently,
but she's been putting up with
charter guests flirting
with me, and
- What are you grabbing
from the beach?
- Oh, I gotta forage up some
some garnishes for my plates.
I wanna do my best to be a
good boyfriend right now.
I have no time to pull this off,
but I'm gonna make
it happen anyway.
- Oh, dude!
-
- Oh!
- Coming up
- These are for you.
I love you.
- Where did you get that?
- Yeah.
- Oh, dude!
-
- Oh!
- Oh!
- No, it looks fine.
But that was, like
who put that log there?
I'm not sure what's bruised
more right now
my face or my ego.
- I hated ----ing seeing that.
- So I'm, like,
full-speed foraging
for some wildflowers here.
But it is pretty slim pickings.
- Okay, so we think
it'd be really cute
to take pictures
like this up here.
- Yeah, let's just
take a thousand.
- Okay, one, two, three.
- Before meeting these
charter guests,
I didn't know what
an "influencer" was.
- Oh!
- And I certainly didn't
know you could make enough
to charter a yacht
by taking photos.
- Good thing I
have underwear on.
- Sign me up.
- Oh, yes, darling.
- Like that?
- Oh!
[ laughs ]
- You look so cute.
- Woo!
- You know, I ----ing crushed
my head on that log.
- Yeah, that was an
interesting moment.
- I barely even
have time to take
a bathroom break
throughout my day.
So I will rush dinner
prep if I have to,
I will get through this day
for these damn flowers.
- Did you just pick
some wildflowers?
- Yeah.
- Prince Charming.
- Come here.
- Oh, yuck, your hand
smells like spices.
- It does.
What did you get?
- Oh, I just went and
got some garnishes.
- One, two, three.
- Is my butt showing?
- Guess it's gonna be me
and Georgia on the beach,
and you're gonna be
doing turndowns here.
- Okay.
- You're gonna have to go and
set up while I'm serving dinner.
- Do you want me to serve
and you can just go?
Because I don't want you
to not like it.
- No.
- Okay.
- The last beach
barbeque Madison did
was a ----ing disaster.
- Okay, why aren't there
umbrellas set up?
- Because it doesn't stay up,
we've already tried.
- Okay.
It looks like absolute sh--.
- [ groaning ] Oh.
- So this time, I would love
to see her take an initiative.
- I'll come and
check it out right before.
- I know what I'm wearing
to our little beach party.
- I do, too.
- But am I wearing that
to dinner, and that too
- That's the question.
- is my question.
- I think I think no.
- Chris, Chris, Madison.
- Yeah, go ahead.
- Will you let me know when
the tender's ready to go?
- Yeah, give us four minutes
and we'll be ready.
- Go.
- Get out of the way.
- Glenn, Glenn, Glenn, Pag.
That's Chris, I, and Madison
heading to the beach to setup.
- Copy that.
- Lyndi, do you wanna be
in the middle?
- Yeah, Lyndi needs to
be in the middle.
- Go time!
- All right, where are
they gonna be sat?
- Start moving everything up,
hold on. This
- Take the brown baby.
- Oh, yeah.
- Chris, don't say
I never got you anything.
- Ah, beautiful.
- All right.
- These are about ready.
- Okay.
Georgia, Georgia, Jenna.
- Yeah, go ahead.
- Do you wanna come up
and run these mains?
- On my way.
- Hey, Kathy.
- Mm-hmm.
- Your highlighter is on fleek.
- Oh
- Thank you.
- my gosh.
- Thank you.
- Okay, guys, this
is local sea bass.
- Yum.
- Pan-seared it in a
little bit of white wine.
The red sauce is actually
an octopus reduction.
Enjoy your meal.
- Oh, wow.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- I love how he comes out and,
like, tells us all about it
- I do, too.
- and everything, you know?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Mm.
- Mm, that is so good.
- Hey, bud, can we actually move
that one a little further back?
- That one? Yeah.
- I just don't want
someone to catch on fire.
Jenna thinks I can't do this.
But, like, I went out pretty
heavily after my sister passed.
You know, I would go to
music festivals every weekend
TomorrowWorld,
and Life in Color.
So I'm like, y'all can
just off, I got this.
- Cool or lame?
- No.
- Lame?
- No.
- Okay.
- Here, let me see these.
Can I
- There's loads of them.
- Yeah, there
now you're thinking.
- You've got it.
- The beach will probably be
ready in about 20 minutes or so.
- Oh, to go over there?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- Good job, guys.
Both of you smashed
that pretty quickly.
- Okay, I'll carry that.
- You want me to carry?
- Yeah.
- So they're bringing in
the table right now.
- Okay, perfect.
- Okay, cool.
- Oh, it's nice to see
a sandy beach for once.
- After the last beach setup,
I was a little bit nervous
about what Madison
would be able to pull off.
But I have to say
this looks beautiful.
- [ gasping ] Oh, my gosh, look.
Okay, can someone tell me if
this is real life right now?
- The guests are
ready to go to the beach.
- Copy that, Ciara and
I are heading back now.
- This is actually beautiful,
though,
with that rock in
the background.
- Yes.
- That's our boat, let's go.
- Cool, cool, cool.
- Have a real fun time
at the beach.
- I will, thanks, sweetheart.
- Good luck.
- Have a great time!
- [ groaning ] Oh, yeah.
- Comes right out
perfect.
- We're here!
- Woo!
- Here I come.
- I got quite wet.
- This is so cute.
- Ooh, look at that.
- I love this so much.
- This is the best thing.
I mean, wow, it'll be really
hard to ever beat this.
[ laughter ]
- I love this.
- I cannot handle
this right now.
- Why do I look so bad
even in the pretty filter?
I can't win here.
- Let's step away
for a minute ♪
I need to tell you
something ♪
I need to tell
you that I'm in it ♪
And that you're on my brain ♪
It's for you ♪
- All I know is look at Adam.
- She's so good.
- That you feel the same ♪
Won't break my heart ♪
I need you to tell
me that you won't ♪
Won't break my heart ♪
I need you to tell me
that you won't ♪
[ clapping, murmuring ]
- That was nice.
- So good.
- Beautiful.
- Wow.
- Where you going?
- I was gonna refill somebody.
How you doing?
- What's that?
- Do you wanna borrow mine?
- Do you have one on you?
- Yes.
Yes!
- Seriously?
- Let me get this off.
So super awkward,
especially because
Lyndi, 12 hours before,
was flirting with Adam and
clearly disinterested in Jesse.
So this should be fun.
Oh okay, there we go.
Good luck!
- Sh, sh, sh.
- That is quite a good job
with your eyeliner.
- Hey, love you.
- I literally, at that moment
was just thinking that,
and I literally
- I love you.
- Where did you get that?
- Can you
- Can you
can everyone stop?
- Too much?
- This is
- No? Okay.
- Listen, we'll
I feel so
uncomfortable right now.
- I'm sorry.
- Okay.
- Okay, maybe start playing?
- Yep.
- Let's go take a walk.
- Like, quietly.
[ quiet acoustic playing ]
- So what's happening?
- All I'm hearing is that
you don't want to be with me,
and that's okay.
- No, that's not true.
I don't know what I want.
- But by not knowing what you
want, it means you know you
what you don't want.
- It goes from like a, "Oh "
to kind of a, "Oh ."
- I love you.
- You
- I promise you
- have a place in here.
- I want the place in there.
- So just the four for now,
I guess?
- Yeah.
- Stupid question.
- Here we go.
- Oh, my gosh,
thank you so much.
- This is bananas foster.
This is toasted croissant,
a little vanilla ice cream
- It smells like
- brown sugar, brandy
- cozy heaven.
- Get it.
- You're so sweet,
and I love you.
I just don't know if I'm ready.
But you're wonderful.
Should we give this
back to Jenna, or what?
- Yes, it's hers.
- Let's hit it.
- All right.
- Ugh!
- Jesse!
Oh, God.
- We're back.
- Oh, hi, you guys.
- We're still eating.
- Hi!
- Congratulations, I love you.
I love you so much.
- I know, but congratulations on
the moment, the sweetest
- Oh!
- Oh, so sweet.
- Thanks for the ride.
- You are so sweet.
- I love you.
I love him, I love you.
- That's cute.
I almost cried.
- Oh, me too!
- Madison, Madison, Jenna.
- Yeah, go ahead.
- We're coming back
with the guests.
How are you looking
back on the boat?
- Yeah, turndowns just got done,
and I'm clearing things now.
- Copy.
- I'll take that
bow line there, Pag.
There you go.
- Oh, sorry.
- [ whistling ]
- Want a rose?
- Are you gonna be nice to me?
- Are you gonna be nice to me?
- Yes.
- Are you guys going to
the hot tub, or no?
- Lyndi? Am I not invited?
I'm sorry.
- Eek okay, that wasn't
as comfortable as
you made it look
with the guests.
[ grunting, clattering ]
- Graceful.
- Come on!
- Jenna said she
loves small gestures,
and I just wanna show
her I'm listening.
Be romantic and be vulnerable,
and really lay it on the line
like this is not normal for me.
And so Jenna better ----ing
love these flowers,
because my face hurts.
- Where'd you get that?
- I went and found
some flowers at the beach.
- Did you really?
- Well, they're ugly flowers,
but they're the best that
this beach has to offer.
What the ?
I thought we were on
the same page.
I thought she was gonna be
so stoked to see these things.
- Thanks.
- So what else is happening?
- It hurts a little bit.
I was excited
to give her flowers.
I worked all ----ing day for it.
I wanted to make
her feel special.
And then when I didn't seem
to make her feel special,
it was like I failed.
And I ----ing hate failing.
- Oh.
- Is this hot, or no?
- It feels great.
- It feels great.
- How are we doing on wine?
- We need more, please.
- Give us the debrief.
- He came over, and he was like,
"Look, I think I'm gonna
ask her to marry me."
And then I said, "Yeah."
- So you encouraged him?
- Well, kind of.
- So what happened?
- Seemed like a "no."
- So it's all your fault.
- Jenna was all about it.
She's like,
"Here, here's my ring."
I'm like, "Yeah, that
sounds like a good idea."
- She just wants to have
Lyndi married off
so then Lyndi can't go after
Adam anymore.
- I didn't think about that.
- Good night.
- Night-night.
- Good night, guys, love you.
- Night-night.
- Foshizzle.
----ing log.
- I know.
Can I get you a coffee?
- Yes, that would be amazing.
- Sure.
- All crew, all crew,
whenever you're ready,
let's start picking up.
- So what time are
we doing breakfast?
- Whenever you want.
- Okay, but not everyone
is up, though.
- Do you wanna give them,
like, 20 minutes or so?
- Yeah.
- Are you okay for coffee?
- I'm good right now.
- Okay.
- Thank you.
- Hey, hey.
They'll be ready for
breakfast in about 20 minutes.
- Well, I won't.
- Okay, so as soon
as you're ready.
- Let me just
- You're
- get this working.
- Oh, wow, Adam seems
mad at me again.
Why? I have no clue.
[ exhales ]
Thanks.
- Hi.
- Good morning, sunshine.
- Are you hungry?
- Cheers, everybody.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
- For our last breakfast.
- Last breakfast.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Don't remind me.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Byron, as we're
over this side,
let's put starboard down first.
We're gonna be going
hard up against the boat
on our starboard side.
- Okay, both anchors
on the ground.
- You can come a little bit more
to port as well, Glenn.
Just line up to these guys.
- My stern line onto
the second yellow?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, you put your
leading off-line onto the rebar.
- Okay.
- Okay, so get a shackle
on this one.
- Pag, let's stop at two.
- Paget?
- What?
- Can you please get this off?
- It needs to be on.
- Yes, I know, but this
shackle is horrible.
- You've got your Leatherman?
- Leatherman?
- Yeah.
- Right there.
- You need a Leatherman, girl
- Oh, for 's sake.
- Ten to stop, 10 to stop.
- There we go.
- It is nice, having twin
bow thrusters.
- That's five.
- Send your line.
Okay, tie it off.
Half a meter off at the stern.
There's a little bit
of play in the springs.
- Yeah, that's fine. Good.
- Yes, boss.
- Yes, boss.
- Let's get down on
the dock, shall we?
- On the dockage.
- On the dockage.
- Thank you.
It's heavy.
- No worries.
- Thank you.
Thank you very much,
you guys have been great,
thank you for having me.
Thank you.
- Pleasure, doll.
- Yeah, cheers, doll.
- Thank you,
I'll have you later.
All right, see you.
- Ooh, Georgia's flirty,
she says what she thinks.
She's a little bit dirty.
I like that.
[ laughs ]
- Put on some shoes real quick.
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, thank you.
- Bye.
- Safe trip home.
- Thank you so much.
- I'm gonna look for you
guys online.
- Yes, look for us.
- It's so fun.
- Thank you so much.
- I'm gonna cry.
- We all had the best
vacation of our lives.
You guys outdid yourselves.
- Thank you.
- It was so great.
- Oh, thank you very
- I don't wanna leave!
- Thank you, have a safe trip.
- Thank you.
- Thanks, Lyndi.
- Yeah.
[ Parsifal III horn blowing ]
----ing hot.
- Where's Georgia?
- She's down there.
- Where is she?
- Who?
- Georgia.
- Back here.
- Hey, what are you up
to tomorrow?
- I have no idea.
- Would you like to come
to a fish foot spa with me?
- What?
- What are you up to tomorrow?
- I have no idea.
- Would you like to come
to a fish foot spa with me?
- Okay?
- Yeah?
- Yeah?
I mean, it's the pinnacle of
romance, of course I'd love
- Yeah.
- to go to a fish foot spa.
Oh, for
I mean, Mama didn't
raise a quitter.
I'll give it a go.
- High-five.
- Because of those curls.
- You're gonna get some, nice.
And you, too.
Cool.
- Okay. Let's carry on.
- All crew, all crew, can we
get everybody together
in the saloon for a
charter debrief? Thank you.
- Woo!
- Well, I just wanted
to have a quick word.
My first point is I
wanted to welcome Chris,
because he's a new addition
- Yeah.
- to our team,
and it's good to have you.
- Thank you,
it's good to be here.
- You yeah, you seem to
have hit the ground running.
- Welcome.
- I survived my first charter.
I have had a great time aboard.
No one's pissed me off,
everyone seems fun,
and I actually fit in
my bunk, which is great.
It was great fun.
- The beach bonfire was amazing.
- Mm-hmm.
- Everything about it
was fantastic,
except maybe the proposal
that didn't go so well.
I don't know.
But that's
- I missed that.
- that's on them and
nothing to do with us.
And for the music,
thank you very much.
I heard that was really,
really good.
- It was mostly Georgia,
with her amazing voice.
- Oh stop it, you.
- I think that made
a real impression.
So let's keep that up.
We're heading now into
our last two charters,
so I wanna turn it up
even a little bit
and finish really strong.
- Cool.
- So it's actually 12.7
works out to 1,400 each.
So that's a pretty
- That's amazing.
- average, still, huh?
- Very good.
- I guess "influencers"
don't make that much money.
Good to know.
- All right, guys, thank you.
- Thank you.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
- Nice!
- I wanna ask you to go out
to dinner with me tonight.
- To go to dinner with you?
- Yes.
- Do I have to accept?
- Yes.
- Of course I will.
- Yay!
- Awesome, okay.
See you there.
Are you paying?
- You get so preoccupied
with work,
sometimes we do forget to just
spend time with each other.
If I don't remind him,
he'll kind of, like,
forget that oh sh--, I have
a girlfriend to take care of.
- When's the last time
we had dinner together?
- I don't know,
it's been a while.
- Alone.
- Did have a good nap today.
- Yeah, me, too.
I feel like
pretty refreshed now.
Ciara's taking me on a date.
- A double date?
- You two should come,
that'd be cool.
- Yeah, buddy!
- Yeah.
- I love it.
- I chill all the way,
my friend.
- Wow, sexy shoes, dude.
- Thanks.
- Oh.
- Here we go, my darling,
you can sit here.
- Oh, sweetheart!
- Oh, are you wearing a bra?
Oh.
- Um, no, I'm not.
- Oh, my God.
- I like that.
- Hi, Georgia.
- Oh, look, Paget,
your girlfriend
and your dream girl
are dressed the same.
- We're not competing
or anything.
- Looks like you're one step
closer to that threesome.
- Let's go.
- Taking the kids
out for dinner.
- All I ever needed
- Right in here.
- This is it?
- Hello!
- Thank you.
- But we want two
separate tables.
- We're gonna sit over there?
- Well, guys
- Okay, we'll see you in a bit.
- Have fun.
- What? Are we not
all sitting together?
- No, we'll see you in a bit.
- We're having, like,
a double-date thing.
- All right, have fun.
- Bye!
- Oh, just us four, then.
- Sorry, Byron, love you.
- This way, guys.
- Uh oh, over here.
- It's so weird that they're
going to the same restaurant,
but, like, whatever.
- So this is nice, guys.
- Mm-hmm.
- I either want the beef
filet with pepper cream
or the beef stew.
Oh, if you like one of
those options, we could
- I was looking at carbonara.
- Yeah!
- No!
- Ready?
- Maybe the Greek bruschetta
for the
- Very nice, yes.
- for the for the table.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- In the middle.
- Wow.
- So where would you guys live
if you stopped working on boats?
- Mm, probably Spain.
We're talking about
Portugal, though.
- Go on, down it goes.
- So being that you've
known me for 48 hours
and you've asked to get
your feet nibbled on by fish
with me already,
does that not perhaps mean
you are too eager
to fall in love?
- Or nibble on your feet.
- No, it's just
- Wow, this is gonna be
a real fun dinner.
- You only have one life.
Might as well make
the most of it.
- I need to go to the bathroom.
- Do you want Mr. Right
or Mr. Right Now?
- Mr. Might Not Be Right
the First Time,
But it Might Help Me
Financially.
- Please drink this one.
- Half of it
okay, I'll do half, you do half.
- Look how much fun
we're having!
- Listen to your wifey
just keep it down.
- Do it.
- All right, well, we'll see you
guys after dinner, probably, so.
- All righty.
Have fun.
- Personally, I'm very
over this dinner.
- Sorry, darling,
I didn't see you there.
- No one ever does.
- Oh, don't say that.
- Because going out with
an entirely coupled-up crew
just blows dick.
I'm such a ----ing ugly asshole.
- What?
- Why?
- That was pretty random.
- All right, we don't need
three eyes sitting on Madison.
Y'all okay.
- Why would you say that?
Speak to me,
what's going on, Mads?
- Nothing! Just
- Huh?
- nothing's
going on.
- Then why do you have
these random outbursts
to attract attention?
- I'm not
it's not an outburst.
- Moving on.
- We care about you, that's all.
- We have a leaver.
Madison craves the attention
but hates the spotlight.
- We have a leaver.
Madison craves the attention
but hates the spotlight.
- I keep fearing we're gonna
run into Parker or something.
- He's still here?
- Yeah.
- Probably.
- I like Chris.
- What's up, eh?
- Hi.
- Why are you in
such a bad mood?
- I'm not in a bad mood.
I'm ready to not be here.
- So let's go, then.
- Yeah.
- All right, let's go.
- I'm really not a fan
of group dinners.
- Shall we go to the red row?
- I like the music.
- This is great!
- This is brilliant.
- I might stand up
for a little bit.
- Cheers!
- Cheers!
- Woo!
- Doing the grinder!
- Pulling the lanyard.
- Get it, girl.
- I can do it.
I just choose not to.
- No!
- The problem with Madison is
she puts on this whole façade
about high-fives
and positive vibes,
but it's almost like she thrives
on being overly dramatic.
I don't know why
she's so insecure.
- You're not gonna have a drink?
- I think I'm done.
- Well, that was short-lived.
- Okay, we're gonna
go back to the boat.
- I've been waiting for someone
to say that
for the last two hours.
- Just let's all have a cuddle.
- Oh
- Yeah, that's all.
- All right, you guys just
both wanna get my boobs.
- You know, you guys should
explore the idea of a threesome.
- No?
- I really think that
would be a good idea.
- Okay.
- What did Madison
say at dinner?
- It was something
extreme, like
- I'm so fat
- "I'm gonna be so
----ing ugly."
- I think she's got
issues, that one.
- Well, everyone's got issues.
- Do you know much
about her family?
- Kind of a bit, yeah.
I know that they had a tragedy.
- What happened?
- Her sister was murdered.
- Wow. Sh--.
- Yeah.
- That's enough for me to know,
you know what I'm saying?
- Mm.
- It's horrible.
That's somebody
very dear to lose.
I don't know Madison very well.
I haven't really connected with
her hugely over the season.
But to hear something like
that from Georgia
could potentially explain
some of the behavior.
- I don't see Glenn
in the hot tub.
- That's a good start.
- What are you doing?
Are you going to bed,
or you wanna come with me?
- I don't know,
what do you wanna do?
- It's not gonna
piss off the crew?
- I don't actually care.
- The only bitch we have
to worry about is me.
- I thought you were
going to the Jacuzzi, no?
- You're not?
I think Jenna's going, yeah?
- I doubt it.
- [ sighs ]
- You really wanna try this?
Really?
- So what the are
you talking about?
- and I stop.
Hey!
- Next, on "Below Deck
Sailing Yacht"
- That's a bad omen, isn't it?
- That's a really bad omen!
- Uh-oh.
- Holy sh--.
- Yee-ha!
- Ow!
- Ride 'em, cowboy!
- You're one of
the sentimental ones, eh?
- A normal first date for me
would be something different.
Normal is boring.
- We got Kerry McReynolds.
Kerry is battling
stage four cancer.
You really wanna make
sure that you go all out,
especially for her.
- Glenn, we got oil on
the deck here.
- Goddamn it!
- What the hell am I supposed
to do with this?
This is frozen garbage.
- Adam is throwing a tantrum.
He's like Fruit Loop crazy.
- Stop sending me sh--.
- This is ----ing bullsh--.
I'm so done with this sh--.
- All I wanted to do is
off this boat and drive away.
- [ sighs ]
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- Previously on "Below Deck
Sailing Yacht"
- I think I need to resign.
- Understood.
- I'm gonna miss you.
There goes my buddy.
- Yo, no shirt, no shoes,
no problem, okay?
- Must be Chris.
- Yes, I am.
- First impressions of Chris
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I'm here
to do it properly.
- He's got experience,
and it's really refreshing.
- Are you all ready
for the fun day?
- Just so you know, Georgia's
flirting with you now.
- Oh, really?
- I'm not a flirt,
I'm vivacious.
- You're allowed to use
the master cabin if you
- Yeah, apparently.
- You got a problem with it,
you can talk to me about it.
- If Jenna says we get to
sleep in the master cabin,
then we get to sleep in
the ----ing master cabin.
[ laughter ]
- Lyndi Kennedy is
a lifestyle blogger
based in Newport Beach,
California.
- On night two,
Lyndi is requesting
a music festival party.
- My name's Adam.
- Hi.
- I'll be cooking for you.
- A lot of good stuff, I hope.
- How do you all know
each other?
- Blogging.
- From blogging.
- Take whatever you want,
I'm done.
Take my preference sheet
and throw it out.
- He's adorable.
I love him.
- Hey, Lyndi?
Lock it up.
- I wanna do what
Adam tells me to do.
- You're having an argument
about my boyfriend.
This is super awkward.
- If you want somebody else,
tell me now so
I'm not wasting my time.
- Lock it up.
- You tell me what to do,
I will do the opposite.
[ laughs ]
- So I mean nothing?
- Well
I want you.
- Yeah, and I'm here now.
I've always been here.
So if you want somebody else,
tell me now so
I'm not wasting my time.
- This is a very
serious conversation
happening on my right,
and I need alcohol for it.
[ laughter ]
- And we got you covered.
Let me top it up a
little bit more.
- Two more to come,
and then we're cleared.
- So they're definitely
breaking up.
- Seriously?
- Yeah, she's like, "You were
never there for me, Jesse,
and I asked you so
many times to do this,
and you just never did."
- Mm-hmm, yeah, I am.
- There's not really
room in here for me
to do my washing up, is there?
- No, but you'll find a way.
- Jenna, stop flirting
with my man.
Also
- Thank you.
You're good.
- You know where to find me.
- I'm not sure if it's just
flirting or if it's anything.
- No, just, like
- Oh, I can assure you, she
actually wants your passport.
- Yeah, she does, yeah.
- I mean, if you find
a connection with someone,
you should act on
that connection.
- Please take care of
that for all of us.
[ laughs ]
Just please.
- Be more than happy to.
- Okay.
- I've dated lots of girls
that the first three months,
amazing, and then things
just deteriorated.
- Do some banter, like make
fun of her a little bit.
- Yeah.
- She'll like that.
- The last girlfriend,
I called her my little whale,
and she loved it.
But you call a girl a whale,
and like, woo.
[ laughs ]
- Love your attitude.
- Yeah.
- She's lovely.
- It's fantastic.
- I will never be alone,
because we are
gonna be buried together.
No, we really are.
- Cheers.
- Oh.
- No.
- Cheers.
- Me, either.
- We're not allowed to cheers?
- Like, wow, me too.
- I'm going to bed.
[ laughs ]
- You start at 4:00.
Make sure you're in
here like five to,
to do the handover with
the next person.
- Yeah.
- Good night.
- Love you, bye!
- Bye!
- That food was so good.
Everything was amazing.
- It was so good.
- I loved it.
Ready to roll, babe?
- I don't like that.
- Lyndi, where you guys going?
- Jesse, go, seriously.
- I need to know where
Adam and the galley is.
- Where's the galley?
- Incoming!
- Where's Adam?
- Hey, hey.
- Oh, this is it?
- This is it.
- All that magic happened
right here.
- Yeah.
- Is this, like,
Denny's on crack?
- Do you just wanna go to bed?
What do you do?
- I'll go to bed soon.
For anyone to be hit on,
it's flattering.
It's just kinda funny
that Jenna's having
to work for them
at the same time.
- I love you, I love her,
I love you, and her.
- We love everyone except who
we're with, but I love you.
- I mean, whatever,
because if you say so,
I'm good with it, it's good.
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
- You eat generally healthy,
which is really important,
I can tell.
- Thank you, I appreciate that.
- How are you doing?
- Good, how are you?
- Good.
The ladies went to the galley.
- Yeah.
- Just down there.
- I wanna say the whole season's
been going really well, so
- Oh, yeah?
- Hey, guys, look at you.
- Hi!
- This is the place to be.
- This is it, right on.
Well, thanks, you guys,
thanks for dropping in.
- Bye, Adam!
- See you tomorrow.
- That was fun.
- That was the most
awkward thing ever.
- I'll let them know
that you're taken.
- Jesus Christ.
- Good night.
- Good night.
- Without Parker, I'm not,
like, lonely,
I'm just very alone.
On lates we would just,
like, sit and shoot sh--
and eat some granola.
Do I miss a friendly face?
Yes.
- When I'm doing
my night watches,
I don't want to bother Adam.
I'll creep out of bed silently,
I'll open the door really
carefully and just creep out.
Call me the ninja
of night watch.
- Okay.
- Cool. Good night.
- We're gonna sail
at 2:00 today.
Head over to another
place called Parga.
But dinner will be on board.
And then we do the music fest.
- Sounds good.
- All right?
- We're stoked.
- Cool.
- Hi.
- Good morning,
did you sleep good?
- Look at that.
You're very phonetical.
- What the are
you guys talking about?
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
- You guys can start
taking stuff now.
[ wasp buzzing ]
- I know, it really
it really loves you.
- Leave!
- Ooh, look at that.
- You guys are all just trying
to make me fat, aren't you?
- Okay, what are we gonna do?
- The bee?
- I haven't seen wasps like
this all season.
I don't even know where
they're coming from.
What do you think, do
you wanna be inside, or
- It's so pretty out
here, though.
- I don't mind bee weather.
- I'm so hungry.
I'm fine with them.
I'm just gonna eat by myself
if they won't eat
with the wasps.
- Yeah.
- So are we eating?
- I'm eating!
- I feel like
I'm being attacked
like I
I'm being attacked by bees.
[ shouting, screaming ]
- all over the
they're all over the bacon.
- I don't know where those
wasps are coming from,
but they're really annoying.
- This avocado toast
looks to die for.
I put this on my
preference sheet,
I'm really excited about it.
- He took good care of you.
- I mean, he really
he really did.
- Oh, Jenna
[ wasps buzzing ]
- Help, the bees.
- Oh, God, oh, God.
Oh, my.
- Oh, my God, I can't.
- Oh, no, oh, no.
- This is like we're
being attacked.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Oh, my God.
[ buzzing intensifies ]
- We're in the middle
of the ocean.
Like, for real, where the
are these bees coming from?
- Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh,
oh, my gosh!
[ squealing ]
- Um, the bees have a request
they'd like some puffed
pastries on the aft deck.
- This is weird.
- Are they gonna follow us?
- Bye! I'll be over here.
[ wasps buzzing ]
- Coming up
- What are you grabbing
from the beach?
- Oh, I gotta forage up some
some garnishes.
I have no time to pull this off,
but I'm gonna make it
happen anyway.
Yep.
[ thunk ]
- Oh, dude!
-
- Oh, look at you.
- Oh, my God, I love it
right here.
- We love it.
- You tow those off, and I'll
pull this other one up.
- Whoa!
For 's sake.
Can you chill for two seconds?
[ singing ]
- Okay.
- You know what
you're doing there?
- Huh?
- Is that PAC-MAN?
- Yeah, I just won.
- A little bit more.
- Picture?
- Yeah, picture.
- Yeah, yes, please.
- I feel like you're gonna
be able to see my hoohah
if I lift up my legs.
- Meep, meep.
Meep, meep.
Meep, meep.
- Whose honey is it?
[ kissing ]
[ groaning ]
- I can't believe
how you're such a deckhand,
and you have such a posh voice.
[ groaning ]
- Can we just not
be all coupled?
- Chris, Chris, Pag.
Can you jump in the tender
and pick me up
on the swim platform, please?
We're gonna take that
chain off around the rock.
- Yeah, I'll come now.
- What I'm looking for is
four tiki torches,
the materials that I would use
to make some flower crowns.
- Yes, okay.
- Thank you so much.
- Three, two, one
- Ciara, you can start
closing the transom now.
Is a lot of slack in the water?
- Uh, no.
Two meter total, that's it.
- Yeah on it.
- We're good, thank you.
There goes Ciara,
frigging rope as big as her.
[ grunting ]
- Seeing Paget and Ciara
working together,
I know from experience
how hard that can be.
Previously I worked on
Eric Clapton's motoryacht
with a girlfriend.
She was interior,
I was exterior,
and we worked well together.
I had worked with her
previously on the boat
where we were both on deck,
and it was a nightmare.
I couldn't do it.
I couldn't work with her.
So I have no idea how the two
of them are pulling it off.
- That sounded that came out
a little bit weird, didn't it?
It did.
- So we're gonna
do lunch shortly.
We're trying to stick to,
like, an 8:00, 8:30 dinner
- Okay.
- just so that we can have
the dessert on the beach like
9:30-ish.
- That'd be great.
- Yeah.
- It's gonna be so fun.
- Okay, Glenn, door is clear.
- Okay, Byron,
whenever you're ready,
we'll start putting up sails
- Yeah, on my way, yeah.
- We're gonna start sailing.
- Cool.
- Call the mizzen, keep an
eye on it as it goes up.
Chris, you wanna do the lazy?
Okay, Chris, let's leave
it like that for now.
- Last wrap.
- How's that look?
- Pretty good.
- We got the mizzen
and the main.
- Yeah.
- My God, it is so cool.
It really is.
- Ready when you are
to pull more slack.
- Okay, here it comes.
You getting some?
Let's teach these guys
to shake their heads up
and down when it's coming.
- I had an ex-girlfriend
that used to do that.
- I knew you were gonna
say something like that.
- Perfect.
- Yeah, copy.
- Just don't block the sun.
- Yeah, now we're sailing.
- Oh, my gosh, this is
so cool, look at that.
Oh, my gosh.
- Okay, Georgia,
you can go on break.
- Copy for Georgia.
- We need to come up a
little bit, see how that looks.
- Paget, you're gonna do this
guitar stuff with Georgia.
- Is she free now?
- Yeah, she's gonna
go on a break.
- Okay, I'm gonna go on break
now as well, so I'll spend,
like, half an hour,
40 minutes with her.
- Ciara doesn't seem
to have a reaction
to anything that Paget
does with Georgia.
Unless she does,
and she's just hiding it.
If that was my ----ing
boyfriend
[ humming ]
- think I'd sit back
and watch that happen?
- One, two, three.
- two, three.
- Oh, you got the guitar.
- Here, I'll get mine as well.
- We could do it in your room,
where there's bigger space.
- I think
- Yeah.
- Hello.
- So did you guys hear
about our adventure
in the kitchen last night?
That was a bad idea.
- We, like, embarrassed Adam.
- No, you weren't trying
to have sex with him.
- I think Adam's hot, though.
And he's really talented.
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
- And he's sweet.
- And
- Adam and I are
actually dating.
[ screaming, laughter ]
- Oh, my God!
- I love it!
- You guys are so cute!
- That's adorable.
- Thank you.
Thank you, guys.
- We're just being funny.
- We were just flirting with
Adam, because Adam's cute.
- Adam's cute.
- Yeah.
- It's completely innocent,
I swear.
- We're not trying to get
with your man.
- No, I know, I know, I know.
- And guess what?
Jesse's gonna be so happy.
- Ooh, my G string's way out.
- Oh, happens to the best of us.
- I need to tell you
that I'm in it ♪
- Sorry maybe at this point
I should just
cut out completely,
do you think?
- Yeah, sure.
- Just so you can go by,
like, it quietens down?
- Okay.
- Yeah?
- I like that.
- Yeah.
- I really don't know
what it is about Paget.
He's actually pretty talented
when it comes
to singing and songwriting,
and I never have that
in common with a guy.
And it's hard, because the more
time you spend with someone,
and the more you start
to like them,
the more things slip
through the cracks.
So I really can't explain
the whole thing.
I can tell you it's ----ing
inconvenient.
- I think when I play I'm gonna
have to have it like this
- Well, it makes
your guns look bigger.
- Oof.
- This pink rosé is cute.
- Oh, that pink rosé
looks really pretty.
- We're gonna put
these sails down.
I'm gonna take
the main down first.
- Yep.
- Ciara, if you keep an eye,
I'll do this one
at the same time.
- Okay.
- On one, look's good.
- Stand by to anchor, please.
Let it go, and go to three.
- Thank you very much, sir.
- Thank you.
- Is that what's that?
- Well, it's to make our
own flower crowns.
- This is gonna be harder
than olive branches,
you know that, right?
- I know.
- This is sweet of you, thanks.
- Don't put it past me.
- Do you like giving flowers?
- I like doing all things sweet.
because they never
really happen.
[ grunting ]
- I don't have enough plants
for this for work.
- Hey, you mind running me
to the beach real quick?
I just need to grab
something off the beach.
No worries.
- It seems absurd to me
that Jenna has
never received flowers
from a guy.
I get romantic so infrequently,
but she's been putting up with
charter guests flirting
with me, and
- What are you grabbing
from the beach?
- Oh, I gotta forage up some
some garnishes for my plates.
I wanna do my best to be a
good boyfriend right now.
I have no time to pull this off,
but I'm gonna make
it happen anyway.
- Oh, dude!
-
- Oh!
- Coming up
- These are for you.
I love you.
- Where did you get that?
- Yeah.
- Oh, dude!
-
- Oh!
- Oh!
- No, it looks fine.
But that was, like
who put that log there?
I'm not sure what's bruised
more right now
my face or my ego.
- I hated ----ing seeing that.
- So I'm, like,
full-speed foraging
for some wildflowers here.
But it is pretty slim pickings.
- Okay, so we think
it'd be really cute
to take pictures
like this up here.
- Yeah, let's just
take a thousand.
- Okay, one, two, three.
- Before meeting these
charter guests,
I didn't know what
an "influencer" was.
- Oh!
- And I certainly didn't
know you could make enough
to charter a yacht
by taking photos.
- Good thing I
have underwear on.
- Sign me up.
- Oh, yes, darling.
- Like that?
- Oh!
[ laughs ]
- You look so cute.
- Woo!
- You know, I ----ing crushed
my head on that log.
- Yeah, that was an
interesting moment.
- I barely even
have time to take
a bathroom break
throughout my day.
So I will rush dinner
prep if I have to,
I will get through this day
for these damn flowers.
- Did you just pick
some wildflowers?
- Yeah.
- Prince Charming.
- Come here.
- Oh, yuck, your hand
smells like spices.
- It does.
What did you get?
- Oh, I just went and
got some garnishes.
- One, two, three.
- Is my butt showing?
- Guess it's gonna be me
and Georgia on the beach,
and you're gonna be
doing turndowns here.
- Okay.
- You're gonna have to go and
set up while I'm serving dinner.
- Do you want me to serve
and you can just go?
Because I don't want you
to not like it.
- No.
- Okay.
- The last beach
barbeque Madison did
was a ----ing disaster.
- Okay, why aren't there
umbrellas set up?
- Because it doesn't stay up,
we've already tried.
- Okay.
It looks like absolute sh--.
- [ groaning ] Oh.
- So this time, I would love
to see her take an initiative.
- I'll come and
check it out right before.
- I know what I'm wearing
to our little beach party.
- I do, too.
- But am I wearing that
to dinner, and that too
- That's the question.
- is my question.
- I think I think no.
- Chris, Chris, Madison.
- Yeah, go ahead.
- Will you let me know when
the tender's ready to go?
- Yeah, give us four minutes
and we'll be ready.
- Go.
- Get out of the way.
- Glenn, Glenn, Glenn, Pag.
That's Chris, I, and Madison
heading to the beach to setup.
- Copy that.
- Lyndi, do you wanna be
in the middle?
- Yeah, Lyndi needs to
be in the middle.
- Go time!
- All right, where are
they gonna be sat?
- Start moving everything up,
hold on. This
- Take the brown baby.
- Oh, yeah.
- Chris, don't say
I never got you anything.
- Ah, beautiful.
- All right.
- These are about ready.
- Okay.
Georgia, Georgia, Jenna.
- Yeah, go ahead.
- Do you wanna come up
and run these mains?
- On my way.
- Hey, Kathy.
- Mm-hmm.
- Your highlighter is on fleek.
- Oh
- Thank you.
- my gosh.
- Thank you.
- Okay, guys, this
is local sea bass.
- Yum.
- Pan-seared it in a
little bit of white wine.
The red sauce is actually
an octopus reduction.
Enjoy your meal.
- Oh, wow.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- I love how he comes out and,
like, tells us all about it
- I do, too.
- and everything, you know?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Mm.
- Mm, that is so good.
- Hey, bud, can we actually move
that one a little further back?
- That one? Yeah.
- I just don't want
someone to catch on fire.
Jenna thinks I can't do this.
But, like, I went out pretty
heavily after my sister passed.
You know, I would go to
music festivals every weekend
TomorrowWorld,
and Life in Color.
So I'm like, y'all can
just off, I got this.
- Cool or lame?
- No.
- Lame?
- No.
- Okay.
- Here, let me see these.
Can I
- There's loads of them.
- Yeah, there
now you're thinking.
- You've got it.
- The beach will probably be
ready in about 20 minutes or so.
- Oh, to go over there?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- Good job, guys.
Both of you smashed
that pretty quickly.
- Okay, I'll carry that.
- You want me to carry?
- Yeah.
- So they're bringing in
the table right now.
- Okay, perfect.
- Okay, cool.
- Oh, it's nice to see
a sandy beach for once.
- After the last beach setup,
I was a little bit nervous
about what Madison
would be able to pull off.
But I have to say
this looks beautiful.
- [ gasping ] Oh, my gosh, look.
Okay, can someone tell me if
this is real life right now?
- The guests are
ready to go to the beach.
- Copy that, Ciara and
I are heading back now.
- This is actually beautiful,
though,
with that rock in
the background.
- Yes.
- That's our boat, let's go.
- Cool, cool, cool.
- Have a real fun time
at the beach.
- I will, thanks, sweetheart.
- Good luck.
- Have a great time!
- [ groaning ] Oh, yeah.
- Comes right out
perfect.
- We're here!
- Woo!
- Here I come.
- I got quite wet.
- This is so cute.
- Ooh, look at that.
- I love this so much.
- This is the best thing.
I mean, wow, it'll be really
hard to ever beat this.
[ laughter ]
- I love this.
- I cannot handle
this right now.
- Why do I look so bad
even in the pretty filter?
I can't win here.
- Let's step away
for a minute ♪
I need to tell you
something ♪
I need to tell
you that I'm in it ♪
And that you're on my brain ♪
It's for you ♪
- All I know is look at Adam.
- She's so good.
- That you feel the same ♪
Won't break my heart ♪
I need you to tell
me that you won't ♪
Won't break my heart ♪
I need you to tell me
that you won't ♪
[ clapping, murmuring ]
- That was nice.
- So good.
- Beautiful.
- Wow.
- Where you going?
- I was gonna refill somebody.
How you doing?
- What's that?
- Do you wanna borrow mine?
- Do you have one on you?
- Yes.
Yes!
- Seriously?
- Let me get this off.
So super awkward,
especially because
Lyndi, 12 hours before,
was flirting with Adam and
clearly disinterested in Jesse.
So this should be fun.
Oh okay, there we go.
Good luck!
- Sh, sh, sh.
- That is quite a good job
with your eyeliner.
- Hey, love you.
- I literally, at that moment
was just thinking that,
and I literally
- I love you.
- Where did you get that?
- Can you
- Can you
can everyone stop?
- Too much?
- This is
- No? Okay.
- Listen, we'll
I feel so
uncomfortable right now.
- I'm sorry.
- Okay.
- Okay, maybe start playing?
- Yep.
- Let's go take a walk.
- Like, quietly.
[ quiet acoustic playing ]
- So what's happening?
- All I'm hearing is that
you don't want to be with me,
and that's okay.
- No, that's not true.
I don't know what I want.
- But by not knowing what you
want, it means you know you
what you don't want.
- It goes from like a, "Oh "
to kind of a, "Oh ."
- I love you.
- You
- I promise you
- have a place in here.
- I want the place in there.
- So just the four for now,
I guess?
- Yeah.
- Stupid question.
- Here we go.
- Oh, my gosh,
thank you so much.
- This is bananas foster.
This is toasted croissant,
a little vanilla ice cream
- It smells like
- brown sugar, brandy
- cozy heaven.
- Get it.
- You're so sweet,
and I love you.
I just don't know if I'm ready.
But you're wonderful.
Should we give this
back to Jenna, or what?
- Yes, it's hers.
- Let's hit it.
- All right.
- Ugh!
- Jesse!
Oh, God.
- We're back.
- Oh, hi, you guys.
- We're still eating.
- Hi!
- Congratulations, I love you.
I love you so much.
- I know, but congratulations on
the moment, the sweetest
- Oh!
- Oh, so sweet.
- Thanks for the ride.
- You are so sweet.
- I love you.
I love him, I love you.
- That's cute.
I almost cried.
- Oh, me too!
- Madison, Madison, Jenna.
- Yeah, go ahead.
- We're coming back
with the guests.
How are you looking
back on the boat?
- Yeah, turndowns just got done,
and I'm clearing things now.
- Copy.
- I'll take that
bow line there, Pag.
There you go.
- Oh, sorry.
- [ whistling ]
- Want a rose?
- Are you gonna be nice to me?
- Are you gonna be nice to me?
- Yes.
- Are you guys going to
the hot tub, or no?
- Lyndi? Am I not invited?
I'm sorry.
- Eek okay, that wasn't
as comfortable as
you made it look
with the guests.
[ grunting, clattering ]
- Graceful.
- Come on!
- Jenna said she
loves small gestures,
and I just wanna show
her I'm listening.
Be romantic and be vulnerable,
and really lay it on the line
like this is not normal for me.
And so Jenna better ----ing
love these flowers,
because my face hurts.
- Where'd you get that?
- I went and found
some flowers at the beach.
- Did you really?
- Well, they're ugly flowers,
but they're the best that
this beach has to offer.
What the ?
I thought we were on
the same page.
I thought she was gonna be
so stoked to see these things.
- Thanks.
- So what else is happening?
- It hurts a little bit.
I was excited
to give her flowers.
I worked all ----ing day for it.
I wanted to make
her feel special.
And then when I didn't seem
to make her feel special,
it was like I failed.
And I ----ing hate failing.
- Oh.
- Is this hot, or no?
- It feels great.
- It feels great.
- How are we doing on wine?
- We need more, please.
- Give us the debrief.
- He came over, and he was like,
"Look, I think I'm gonna
ask her to marry me."
And then I said, "Yeah."
- So you encouraged him?
- Well, kind of.
- So what happened?
- Seemed like a "no."
- So it's all your fault.
- Jenna was all about it.
She's like,
"Here, here's my ring."
I'm like, "Yeah, that
sounds like a good idea."
- She just wants to have
Lyndi married off
so then Lyndi can't go after
Adam anymore.
- I didn't think about that.
- Good night.
- Night-night.
- Good night, guys, love you.
- Night-night.
- Foshizzle.
----ing log.
- I know.
Can I get you a coffee?
- Yes, that would be amazing.
- Sure.
- All crew, all crew,
whenever you're ready,
let's start picking up.
- So what time are
we doing breakfast?
- Whenever you want.
- Okay, but not everyone
is up, though.
- Do you wanna give them,
like, 20 minutes or so?
- Yeah.
- Are you okay for coffee?
- I'm good right now.
- Okay.
- Thank you.
- Hey, hey.
They'll be ready for
breakfast in about 20 minutes.
- Well, I won't.
- Okay, so as soon
as you're ready.
- Let me just
- You're
- get this working.
- Oh, wow, Adam seems
mad at me again.
Why? I have no clue.
[ exhales ]
Thanks.
- Hi.
- Good morning, sunshine.
- Are you hungry?
- Cheers, everybody.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
- For our last breakfast.
- Last breakfast.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Don't remind me.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Byron, as we're
over this side,
let's put starboard down first.
We're gonna be going
hard up against the boat
on our starboard side.
- Okay, both anchors
on the ground.
- You can come a little bit more
to port as well, Glenn.
Just line up to these guys.
- My stern line onto
the second yellow?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, you put your
leading off-line onto the rebar.
- Okay.
- Okay, so get a shackle
on this one.
- Pag, let's stop at two.
- Paget?
- What?
- Can you please get this off?
- It needs to be on.
- Yes, I know, but this
shackle is horrible.
- You've got your Leatherman?
- Leatherman?
- Yeah.
- Right there.
- You need a Leatherman, girl
- Oh, for 's sake.
- Ten to stop, 10 to stop.
- There we go.
- It is nice, having twin
bow thrusters.
- That's five.
- Send your line.
Okay, tie it off.
Half a meter off at the stern.
There's a little bit
of play in the springs.
- Yeah, that's fine. Good.
- Yes, boss.
- Yes, boss.
- Let's get down on
the dock, shall we?
- On the dockage.
- On the dockage.
- Thank you.
It's heavy.
- No worries.
- Thank you.
Thank you very much,
you guys have been great,
thank you for having me.
Thank you.
- Pleasure, doll.
- Yeah, cheers, doll.
- Thank you,
I'll have you later.
All right, see you.
- Ooh, Georgia's flirty,
she says what she thinks.
She's a little bit dirty.
I like that.
[ laughs ]
- Put on some shoes real quick.
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, thank you.
- Bye.
- Safe trip home.
- Thank you so much.
- I'm gonna look for you
guys online.
- Yes, look for us.
- It's so fun.
- Thank you so much.
- I'm gonna cry.
- We all had the best
vacation of our lives.
You guys outdid yourselves.
- Thank you.
- It was so great.
- Oh, thank you very
- I don't wanna leave!
- Thank you, have a safe trip.
- Thank you.
- Thanks, Lyndi.
- Yeah.
[ Parsifal III horn blowing ]
----ing hot.
- Where's Georgia?
- She's down there.
- Where is she?
- Who?
- Georgia.
- Back here.
- Hey, what are you up
to tomorrow?
- I have no idea.
- Would you like to come
to a fish foot spa with me?
- What?
- What are you up to tomorrow?
- I have no idea.
- Would you like to come
to a fish foot spa with me?
- Okay?
- Yeah?
- Yeah?
I mean, it's the pinnacle of
romance, of course I'd love
- Yeah.
- to go to a fish foot spa.
Oh, for
I mean, Mama didn't
raise a quitter.
I'll give it a go.
- High-five.
- Because of those curls.
- You're gonna get some, nice.
And you, too.
Cool.
- Okay. Let's carry on.
- All crew, all crew, can we
get everybody together
in the saloon for a
charter debrief? Thank you.
- Woo!
- Well, I just wanted
to have a quick word.
My first point is I
wanted to welcome Chris,
because he's a new addition
- Yeah.
- to our team,
and it's good to have you.
- Thank you,
it's good to be here.
- You yeah, you seem to
have hit the ground running.
- Welcome.
- I survived my first charter.
I have had a great time aboard.
No one's pissed me off,
everyone seems fun,
and I actually fit in
my bunk, which is great.
It was great fun.
- The beach bonfire was amazing.
- Mm-hmm.
- Everything about it
was fantastic,
except maybe the proposal
that didn't go so well.
I don't know.
But that's
- I missed that.
- that's on them and
nothing to do with us.
And for the music,
thank you very much.
I heard that was really,
really good.
- It was mostly Georgia,
with her amazing voice.
- Oh stop it, you.
- I think that made
a real impression.
So let's keep that up.
We're heading now into
our last two charters,
so I wanna turn it up
even a little bit
and finish really strong.
- Cool.
- So it's actually 12.7
works out to 1,400 each.
So that's a pretty
- That's amazing.
- average, still, huh?
- Very good.
- I guess "influencers"
don't make that much money.
Good to know.
- All right, guys, thank you.
- Thank you.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
- Nice!
- I wanna ask you to go out
to dinner with me tonight.
- To go to dinner with you?
- Yes.
- Do I have to accept?
- Yes.
- Of course I will.
- Yay!
- Awesome, okay.
See you there.
Are you paying?
- You get so preoccupied
with work,
sometimes we do forget to just
spend time with each other.
If I don't remind him,
he'll kind of, like,
forget that oh sh--, I have
a girlfriend to take care of.
- When's the last time
we had dinner together?
- I don't know,
it's been a while.
- Alone.
- Did have a good nap today.
- Yeah, me, too.
I feel like
pretty refreshed now.
Ciara's taking me on a date.
- A double date?
- You two should come,
that'd be cool.
- Yeah, buddy!
- Yeah.
- I love it.
- I chill all the way,
my friend.
- Wow, sexy shoes, dude.
- Thanks.
- Oh.
- Here we go, my darling,
you can sit here.
- Oh, sweetheart!
- Oh, are you wearing a bra?
Oh.
- Um, no, I'm not.
- Oh, my God.
- I like that.
- Hi, Georgia.
- Oh, look, Paget,
your girlfriend
and your dream girl
are dressed the same.
- We're not competing
or anything.
- Looks like you're one step
closer to that threesome.
- Let's go.
- Taking the kids
out for dinner.
- All I ever needed
- Right in here.
- This is it?
- Hello!
- Thank you.
- But we want two
separate tables.
- We're gonna sit over there?
- Well, guys
- Okay, we'll see you in a bit.
- Have fun.
- What? Are we not
all sitting together?
- No, we'll see you in a bit.
- We're having, like,
a double-date thing.
- All right, have fun.
- Bye!
- Oh, just us four, then.
- Sorry, Byron, love you.
- This way, guys.
- Uh oh, over here.
- It's so weird that they're
going to the same restaurant,
but, like, whatever.
- So this is nice, guys.
- Mm-hmm.
- I either want the beef
filet with pepper cream
or the beef stew.
Oh, if you like one of
those options, we could
- I was looking at carbonara.
- Yeah!
- No!
- Ready?
- Maybe the Greek bruschetta
for the
- Very nice, yes.
- for the for the table.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- In the middle.
- Wow.
- So where would you guys live
if you stopped working on boats?
- Mm, probably Spain.
We're talking about
Portugal, though.
- Go on, down it goes.
- So being that you've
known me for 48 hours
and you've asked to get
your feet nibbled on by fish
with me already,
does that not perhaps mean
you are too eager
to fall in love?
- Or nibble on your feet.
- No, it's just
- Wow, this is gonna be
a real fun dinner.
- You only have one life.
Might as well make
the most of it.
- I need to go to the bathroom.
- Do you want Mr. Right
or Mr. Right Now?
- Mr. Might Not Be Right
the First Time,
But it Might Help Me
Financially.
- Please drink this one.
- Half of it
okay, I'll do half, you do half.
- Look how much fun
we're having!
- Listen to your wifey
just keep it down.
- Do it.
- All right, well, we'll see you
guys after dinner, probably, so.
- All righty.
Have fun.
- Personally, I'm very
over this dinner.
- Sorry, darling,
I didn't see you there.
- No one ever does.
- Oh, don't say that.
- Because going out with
an entirely coupled-up crew
just blows dick.
I'm such a ----ing ugly asshole.
- What?
- Why?
- That was pretty random.
- All right, we don't need
three eyes sitting on Madison.
Y'all okay.
- Why would you say that?
Speak to me,
what's going on, Mads?
- Nothing! Just
- Huh?
- nothing's
going on.
- Then why do you have
these random outbursts
to attract attention?
- I'm not
it's not an outburst.
- Moving on.
- We care about you, that's all.
- We have a leaver.
Madison craves the attention
but hates the spotlight.
- We have a leaver.
Madison craves the attention
but hates the spotlight.
- I keep fearing we're gonna
run into Parker or something.
- He's still here?
- Yeah.
- Probably.
- I like Chris.
- What's up, eh?
- Hi.
- Why are you in
such a bad mood?
- I'm not in a bad mood.
I'm ready to not be here.
- So let's go, then.
- Yeah.
- All right, let's go.
- I'm really not a fan
of group dinners.
- Shall we go to the red row?
- I like the music.
- This is great!
- This is brilliant.
- I might stand up
for a little bit.
- Cheers!
- Cheers!
- Woo!
- Doing the grinder!
- Pulling the lanyard.
- Get it, girl.
- I can do it.
I just choose not to.
- No!
- The problem with Madison is
she puts on this whole façade
about high-fives
and positive vibes,
but it's almost like she thrives
on being overly dramatic.
I don't know why
she's so insecure.
- You're not gonna have a drink?
- I think I'm done.
- Well, that was short-lived.
- Okay, we're gonna
go back to the boat.
- I've been waiting for someone
to say that
for the last two hours.
- Just let's all have a cuddle.
- Oh
- Yeah, that's all.
- All right, you guys just
both wanna get my boobs.
- You know, you guys should
explore the idea of a threesome.
- No?
- I really think that
would be a good idea.
- Okay.
- What did Madison
say at dinner?
- It was something
extreme, like
- I'm so fat
- "I'm gonna be so
----ing ugly."
- I think she's got
issues, that one.
- Well, everyone's got issues.
- Do you know much
about her family?
- Kind of a bit, yeah.
I know that they had a tragedy.
- What happened?
- Her sister was murdered.
- Wow. Sh--.
- Yeah.
- That's enough for me to know,
you know what I'm saying?
- Mm.
- It's horrible.
That's somebody
very dear to lose.
I don't know Madison very well.
I haven't really connected with
her hugely over the season.
But to hear something like
that from Georgia
could potentially explain
some of the behavior.
- I don't see Glenn
in the hot tub.
- That's a good start.
- What are you doing?
Are you going to bed,
or you wanna come with me?
- I don't know,
what do you wanna do?
- It's not gonna
piss off the crew?
- I don't actually care.
- The only bitch we have
to worry about is me.
- I thought you were
going to the Jacuzzi, no?
- You're not?
I think Jenna's going, yeah?
- I doubt it.
- [ sighs ]
- You really wanna try this?
Really?
- So what the are
you talking about?
- and I stop.
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- That's a bad omen, isn't it?
- That's a really bad omen!
- Uh-oh.
- Holy sh--.
- Yee-ha!
- Ow!
- Ride 'em, cowboy!
- You're one of
the sentimental ones, eh?
- A normal first date for me
would be something different.
Normal is boring.
- We got Kerry McReynolds.
Kerry is battling
stage four cancer.
You really wanna make
sure that you go all out,
especially for her.
- Glenn, we got oil on
the deck here.
- Goddamn it!
- What the hell am I supposed
to do with this?
This is frozen garbage.
- Adam is throwing a tantrum.
He's like Fruit Loop crazy.
- Stop sending me sh--.
- This is ----ing bullsh--.
I'm so done with this sh--.
- All I wanted to do is
off this boat and drive away.
- [ sighs ]
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