Bucket & Skinner's Epic Adventures (2011) s01e13 Episode Script

Dude, problem? I can't take it anymore.
I got to hit the waves and nothing can stop me! Dude, your ear infection.
The doctor said you have to stay out of the water for the entire month.
I don't know how I'll make it.
I need to go away to my happy place, away from it all.
Skinner, you can't hide from your problems in there! I can't hear you! Blake, you planned the best day ever! It's not over.
We still have our Zombie movie marathon! See you later.
Okay, I'm dating the greatest guy ever! The girl of my dreams is in love with another dude.
An entire month without surfing.
Sigh Master Bucket, Master Skinner, your afternoon tea.
Thank you.
You know that guy? I thought you did.
Should we tell someone? Free butler.
I wake up, get in motion Get me to the ocean, here we go It's all about the sunshine and the current ride All the days I walk by, hello You know that when the surf rolls in That's when big waves really begin No worries, bro.
Here we go again Hey! Hey! Life is just a curl, and the summer never ends Here we go again Hey! Hey! You know it's always epic when I'm hanging with my friends Ohh-oh-ohh Here we go again A great man once said making statues out of mashed potatoes is a great way to take - your mind off your problems.
- Who said that? - You know, my cousin with 12 toes? - Yeah.
His neighbor.
Ha, cool.
Hey.
24 hours with no waves.
Guess that explains the potato art.
What about you, Bucket? What's got you so bummed? I'm bummed 'cause some good-looking dude with piercing blue eyes stole my umbrella.
And the umbrella is not named Kelly.
So Kelly, what's in the bag? My one month anniversary with Blake is coming up, and I want to get him the perfect present.
You might not have noticed, but I haven't always been the best gift buyer.
That's crazy.
No, don't say that.
Guys, it's okay.
I'm aware.
You're terrible! Your presents frighten me! Well, that was in the past.
Are you ready to be wowed? Check this out.
An electronic tie rack? The gentleman on the box seems pleased.
I kept the receipt.
Back to the mall.
Maybe you guys should come with.
Arrgghh! Come on, get outside, talk to some girls.
That will take your mind off your ear infection and your umbrella? Just a thought.
Maybe she's right.
Meeting some girls might cheer us up.
You know what It's doing me no good sitting inside a clothes rack pouting over Kelly.
Then it's settled.
Let's go out and find some girls.
Ahh! Ha, found one.
Let's hear it for Team Taco Taco Taco.
Free sodas for all my little winners.
Refills for a dollar.
No cheering! We're not winners! We came in fourth place! These are, ugh Participation trophies.
A trophy's a trophy, huh? This team has no motivation! That's crazy Guys, who's gonna clobber the girls from Hal's Mortuary tomorrow, huh? Hey, I know! Instead of playing ball, we should all just stand in the infield, hold hands, and sing.
Don't Stop Believing! We should so do that! I'm a total Gleek! I was kidding.
Ugh! We need a coach who's only interested in greatness! I'm only interested in greatness! Now, get back in the kitchen and make a new batch of lemon squares, Mother! Aloe hanging up! I love you too.
Okay, Skinner, ready to land some ladies? How do I look? Hair? Check.
Clothes? Check.
Sticker that says Mommy's Little Winner, check.
I finished all my oatmeal.
Nice! Okay, remember my secret to getting girls.
Look cool, play hard to get.
Here come some girls.
Ola, muchachas.
Hey.
What's up? Skinner, they stopped.
Say something.
We're not interested in you! We're hard to get! Stop smothering us! Yayayayayayaya! And now we play the waiting game.
We'll count this one as practice.
We should try the Farmer's Market! Girls love kiwi.
Wait, that's me.
You know what? I think I'll try my chances here.
Catch you later.
Allow me.
I'm a gentleman.
Oh, thanks OhI am so sorry.
No, I should watch my Sorry, sorry.
You guys okay? You think I would've learned after I fell into that fountain at the mall.
I see you got a party dress here.
You going to a party? No We're having a Spring formal at my school.
I go to South Lake.
I ruined my first dress when I fell into another fountain, Technically it was a pond.
There was a sign there.
It said pond.
But I didn't see it 'cause I was too busy falling and I'm sharing too much.
I over-share all the time.
I wore girls'jeans all through middle school.
You're funny.
I'm CJ.
I'm Bucket.
You wanna grab some tacos or something? Sure.
That's right.
Be cool.
Play hard to get.
Bucket!? Coming! Out of my way! Ladies, I'm sure you're all wondering why I threw you in the back of a van and brought you to the high school on a Saturday.
Today, our team begins a new era of winning.
My gerbil ate a peanut.
Cammy, we're playing the quiet game now.
Anyway, introducing our new coach and sponsor Aloe! Ooh! "Ooh" is right.
There are exactly 32 trophies in this case with Aloe's name on it.
Ask how many are for participation? Zero! Are you our new daddy? Never interrupt Coach Aloe.
Take a lap.
When you take the field, you'll now be wearing my face.
Bask in its glorious blond symmetry Its flawless lines! Let it take you to the next level and beyond.
Who's this? Our team mascot, The Fighting Aloe.
Fiercer! Wave it like you mean it! In this box are nine jerseys.
There are 10 girls here.
Anyone without a jersey is cut from the team.
Go! I like the message you're sending, Coach.
It's the same way Papa trained me.
In Aloe's household, we fight for our food.
Papa sounds smart.
I'd dive in there if you wanna make this team! Watch out, Cammy, I'm a biter! Ahh! And then, see this scar? Garage door.
This one? Grampa's teeth marks.
This one? Grampa's teeth marks.
Never touch Grampa's fudge.
I'm glad we bumped into each other.
Me too.
Whoa! What's a girl like you doing with him? Is this part of some charity to help the less handsome? What do you want, Aloe? Silence! Attractive people talking.
Hey, pretty boy! Why don't you and your oversized ego leave us alone?! Maybe there's a mirror in the back you can go make kissy faces into.
Bye! That is a very good idea.
Worker! Take me to your nearest mirror! I hate guys who think they're all smooth and cool.
But you You're different.
Totally not smooth or cool Wait, yeah, that's not what I meant.
I gotta go My lifeguard shift starts soon.
Call me.
Okay? You got it.
Sorry.
Sorry.
That's my new friend, CJ.
She's a real girl.
Not that I ever made one up.
She's real.
That's great.
I'm happy for you.
But check it.
Blake is totally gonna love this! Huh? Huh? I know! I know! Back to the mall.
I can't believe we've been together for almost a month.
Yeah, it's great.
Hey! Let's play a game.
On three, you yell out something you want to buy, but don't have yet.
One.
Two.
Th Ahh! Yeah! Skinner? Hey, Kell.
It's me, Skinner.
Cool gorilla masks.
Cool, like, Hey, I wish I had one cool? Or Dudes, this is my new friend.
She's not really a gorilla.
We met at the Farmer's Market when we reached for the same rhubarb.
There were sparks.
We've had a blast hanging out ever since.
I'm Cindy Johnson.
Nice to meet you? So, Skinner, do you want to go eat tacos in our gorilla masks? I'd be honored.
Oh man, this is not good.
Bucket and Skinner are dating the same girl! What's rhubarb? Some sort of vegetable.
Why? Do you want one? Do you think that'd make a good gift?! Do veggies make you happy?! Dude, what are you doing? Taping up a picture of my girl.
Yeah, me too.
My girl's kinda cute.
Not as cute as mine.
Sigh Guys, I need to talk to you about your new lady friends.
CJ.
Cindy Johnson.
Wasn't she cool? Isn't she awesome? Guys! I don't know how to tell you this, but CJ, Cindy Johnson, is the same person.
What? That's crazy.
It's true.
I saw it myself.
When's her birthday? October 5th Huh? Where does she live? Mercer Street Heeeey.
Pet? A miniature poodle who is all black except for a tiny white marking on his left ear that kind of looks like one of those ghost things that chase around Ms.
Pac-Man Ahhhh! Sorry guys, but you're dating the same girl.
You gotta be kidding me.
I really like her.
Me too.
And she made me forget about my stupid ear infection.
And she helped me stop obsessing over my umbrella.
Well, I guess there's only one thing to do.
Yep.
You should break up with her! Ahh! Guys, don't fight.
She has a school formal coming up, right? Just keep seeing her, and whoever she invites is the one she likes more.
Okay and then the other guy gracefully bows out.
So, a date-off.
I'm in, but you should know, Cindy and I have worn gorilla masks together.
Yeah, it happened.
Is that supposed to scare me? I told her about Grampa's fudge.
He said wh-a-a-at?! Guys, it's obviously going to be a hard decision for her.
Good luck to you both.
So, I guess, it's game on.
Guess it is.
Did we slip into a staring contest? I believe we did.
Bring it! You're going down! Well, we better get to class.
We crushed 'em! Team, I can't tell you guys how proud I am.
Literally, I cannot.
Heaping praise on people makes me break out in hives.
You call that a victory! Sure, we had more but Split-Ends here botched a double-play, braces got caught stealing, and Mildly Dry Skin, I'm not sure where you were all game! It's true.
One win doesn't make us the champs.
Way to keep 'em grounded, Coach.
You're the worst offender of all.
Excuse me? I hit a triple.
You slid headfirst into third! You could've damaged that beautiful face.
Aw, thanks, but Not that face, that face! You got grass stains on my perfectly dimpled chin! Fighting Aloe, do we like this? Hey.
Just waiting for my date.
How's the gift-hunt going? Finally nailed it.
It's a clock.
It's a bird clock! Every hour, a different bird sound.
Oh, thank you, Mr.
Goose.
I guess it's 5:00.
There she is.
Do me a solid.
When you see Skinner, tell him my A game was in full effect.
Your fly's undone.
No need to tell him that part.
Hey, happy one month Anniversary.
I got you a little something.
Me too! I hope you love it.
A bird clock! Kelly, how'd you know?! Measuring cups? No more guessing! I love it.
You keep the ceipt? Yep.
Me too.
Let's hit the mall.
I'll drive.
So I've talked about my calf scar, I've talked about my ankle scar.
Ooh! I got a nasty one on my back.
Bucket, Bucket! I believe you.
Listen, I need to talk to you.
It's about my school formal.
I want you to take me to the dance.
Really? Cool.
Can you close your eyes for five seconds? Thanks I think I'm available.
Awesome.
Listen, when you break the news to the other guy, try to let him down easy He's having a hard month.
What are you talking about? Ooh, mashed potatoes! You want some? Mashed potatoes? Skinner No surfing.
No girlfriend Potato Bunny, you're the only thing I have left since C.
J.
left me! Why didn't she pick me?! Why?! Oh, potatoes Why! Ahh he's gonna start wearing berets and building bunny statues! Bucket? You okay? He needs this more than I do.
Excuse me, Waitress.
There's something wrong with this bill Your number's not on it! Bucket, what's going on? See that? It's like a Bat Signal to women.
Why are you acting like this? 'Cause I'm the B-man, and it's time for me to meet my next honey.
Who's gonna join The Bucket List? Boo-yah! Oh, and, uh, by the way, B-man, you're officially uninvited to the dance.
Boo-yah! Hear that? She's gonna choose Skinner for sure! Up top! We have a game in an hour, Coach.
We should be resting, not doing your chores.
"We have a game in an hour.
We're tired.
" "We don't want to pick up your dry cleaning.
" You know what you sound like? Little girls.
Now scrub! I'm giving you a full upper body workout.
I can't take this anymore.
No one said this was going to be a party.
You brought me in to win.
So, do you want to havfun, or do you wanna be winners? We wanna have fun.
Ladies Hey.
What are you doing? Get back! Swarm! Swarm! Save me, Fighting Aloe! Save me! Now that is team unity.
C'mon guys, we got a game to win! This is for making me do manual labor.
Bread crumbs.
Here, birdie birdies! Birdies?! Ahhh! Not the hair! Not the hair! Here's a taco.
Here's a taco from Finland.
Anththis is A taco that looks like Finland! Hey guys Awkward Don't mind me.
I'm sure you two have a lot to talk about.
Okay actually, there is something you about.
Do you want to go with me to my spring formal? I will answer that in gorilla.
Great! And, yes, I think they are serving grape juice there.
Cool then we're going to the formal.
Are there stores that sell long pants? Will you excuse me for a sec? Sorry, dude.
She just said she wants to take me to the dance.
Wow, that's pretty tough.
But we said let the best man win.
I guess I'll find a way to soldier on.
Go to her.
Is everything okay? He's putting on a brave face, but he's taking this thing pretty hard.
Uh, okay.
So, you want to go shopping for pants? Ahh, what's that?! An umbrella.
It's supposed to rain.
Umbrella? Bucket By the power vested in me, by the Intergalactic Human-Robot Alliance, I now pronounce you man and Problem? First I lose Kelly to another guy, and now I lose Cindy Johnson! Will any girl ever love me? This is getting uncomfortable.
Ahh! Insensitive robot minister! Are you okay? I don't know, I like hanging with you, but Look at him he needs this more than I do.
What are you talking about? I'm talking about you taking Bucket to the dance.
Skinner I asked you.
You don't want to go with me.
I'm a terrible dancer.
See? He's lying.
He's a great dancer.
As graceful as a swan.
Dance for her, Skinner! No, he's the one you want to take.
He's the sweetest guy in the world.
I'm not sweet.
Bat signal! Bat signal! Bat signal! You're perfect for her! You're perfecter for her! What is happening? He's fighting for you! What's going on? Choose him! Ahh! CJ? I'm Cindy.
She's CJ.
So, you're telling me, this whole time, we've actually been hanging out with Clones! Twins.
Twins! I can't believe I asked you to the dance.
I'm leaving.
Right behind you, sis.
Weirdoes.
Hey The next time you meet guys, and you're telling them about your house and your poodle with a mark on its ear, you might wanna mention you have a twin sister! Nice.
Now tell that to my girl.
You know what? We're not going back to potato art.
We're just gonna find new girls to date.
I am glad to hear you say that.
Whoa, check it out.
Another seof twins! Don't even think about it, ladies.
We just got done dealing with twins, and there is absolutely no way to make it work.
Skinner, if we already know they're twins, it's not a problem.
Wait! Girls! I was playing hard to get You're supposed to like that stuff! Skinner! Bucket! I command you to stop.
You must never ignore the demands of a handsome person.