Bunnicula (2016) s01e13 Episode Script
Bride of Bunnicula
1
(THEME SONG PLAYING)
(HISSES)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
It's not in the couch, Harold.
HAROLD:
Keep looking, you guys.
I'm really good
at hiding things.
So, it can be anywhere.
(MUMBLES)
What's so great
about this toy, anyway?
Get this.
It's a squishy newspaper.
(GIGGLES)
And it squeaks,
when you chew on it.
(LAUGHING)
Not many newspapers
can do that, you know?
It's very special.
It sounds like
all your other toys.
No! No. This one's different.
It's the only one
that seems to get away.
Maybe Mina's using it
to prop open the kitchen door.
I think she's doing
something in there.
(GASPS) Something. Oh, boy!
BUNNICULA: Mina.
Never before
has man dared to create
a being of pure vegetab
Ooh, an audience.
Hello, esteemed
university investors,
come to witness
my genius creation
or to balk
and confirm my madness.
Well, we shall see who is mad.
(LAUGHING RAUCOUSLY)
Ah, yes. Igor
-We must prepare
the static charge.
-(MEOWING)
-Backwards pets. Backwards.
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
And now, let there be life!
(VOCALIZING DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Ouch.
(GASPS) Movement.
That totally counts.
(CELLPHONE RINGING
AND VIBRATING)
(SCATTING)
(PSEUDO VOICE)
This is Dr. Mina.
Why are you calling?
Uh, hi, Dr. Mina
Sir, is other Mina there?
-Marsha, it's me.
-Oh. Okay.
We have a science
project to do.
I've already started.
Is it the potato clock?
Yeah. Something like that.
Only more theatrical.
MARSHA: Oh, we can't get
another D in Science.
I already bought the base
for a volcano model.
Volcano?
Marsha, everyone does that.
Oh, Mina, why you got to
muck up my coat?
(SLURPS)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(LAUGHING)
You jerk rabbit.
(LAUGHING)
(SNIFFING)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
Ha! Justice.
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
Nope. Toy isn't here either.
Oh, hey, look at that!
-(GASPS)
-Whoa!
-It's alive!
-(SCREECHING)
(CUTLERY CLATTERING)
Bunnicula! Trade it. (GULPS)
Trade it away.
(HISSING) Huh?
(SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYING)
Hey, come on.
What's the holdup?
Do the fangy, sucky thing and
make the monster doll go away.
-What?
-(GIGGLING)
Harold, Harold. Can you
explain what's going on here?
Poor, oblivious Chester.
Yeah, I'm something
of an expert
when it comes to these things.
Can't you just see that
this is just weird and wrong?
(GROANS)
Oh, you can't put
a label on it, Chester.
Love is like a rubber
newspaper chew toy,
beautiful and hard to find.
And when you find it,
you never let it go
or lose it again!
Bunnicula has found
his rubber newspaper toy!
-(EXCLAIMS)
-(CHESTER GROANING)
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
All right, that's it.
Excuse us, please.
How's it going, man?
Feeling okay?
Look, I know being in
a relationship can be
very time consuming,
but I just want you to know
that Harold and I
are still here
if you ever want to talk
Hey, we were talking!
I can't borrow your man
for two minutes?
(GROWLS)
What the Wow!
Can't handle the fact
that maybe Bunnicula has
other friends besides you?
(CLATTERING)
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
-Stay away from my Bunnicula.
He belongs to me now.
(SCREAMING)
(GASPS) Oh.
(LAUGHING)
(GROWLS)
(GIGGLES)
(GRUNTING)
(GROWLING)
(PANTING)
Harold. Harold.
Harold. Harold!
(SNIFFING)
Here, newspaper chew toy.
She's bad news, Harold.
Bad news.
-Who?
-Bunnicula's girlfriend.
She slapped my face
with her little radish hand.
It was horrible.
Chester, you're not meddling
in Bunnicula's personal life,
are you? For shame.
It's only because
it's just a matter of time
before this whole thing leads
to something dangerous.
I don't like it.
You should respect
Bunnicula's decision
to be in this relationship.
It's what he wants.
(SIGHS)
Maybe you are right, Harold.
I guess Bunnicula does seem
pretty happy.
Who am I to assume
Bunnicula's girlfriend
has a secretly
sinister agenda?
HAROLD: That's very accepting
of you, Chester.
CHESTER: I mean, it's not like
Bunnicula's actually
under an evil love trance
and has no will of his own.
HAROLD: Very unlikely.
CHESTER:
Or that his girlfriend
is a calculating psycho
with plans to harvest
Bunnicula's
supernatural energy
to create an army of vegetable
Franken-zombie mutants
so she can do us in
and have him all for herself.
HAROLD: (LAUGHING)
Yeah. That would be crazy.
Like our lives are
some sort of a constant
bad horror movie
(EXPLOSION)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
Why is the storage shed
glowing?
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(DOOR CREAKING)
I knew you were
up to something.
We've come to stop you
and all your reanimated
expressionless mutant zombie
vegetable minions?
-(MUTANTS GROWLING)
-Seriously?
(GRUNTING)
Bunnicula. Hello?
Bunnicula! Snap out of it!
-Oh, my God, the Newbark Times
newspaper toy!
-(SQUEAKING)
-You came back to me at last!
-(MUTANTS GROWLING)
Harold, we're surrounded.
I need to throw your toy
to get Bunnicula's attention.
-No! Not the Newbark Times.
-(SQUEAKING)
"The most trusted
news source of fun."
I love it so much.
Sometimes even if
you love something,
you have to let it go.
(GROWLING)
(MUTANTS GROWLING)
(SOBBING AND WAILING)
(SQUEAKING)
(SQUEAKS)
Ah!
(GROANING)
-Huh?
-(KISSING)
(MUTANTS GROWLING)
(GRUNTING)
Yo. The prickly hairs on
this okra are so scratchy.
Yeah. And I think this
potato with arms
is trying to choke me
which really hurts emotionally
more than anything.
-(SHIVERING)
-Whoa!
(GASPS)
Yay!
(YELLING)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(SIGHS AND BLOWS)
Yeah. All right. We got them!
Whoo-hoo!
Yeah, yay! (WHOOPING)
Whazaa!
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
-(YELLING)
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
(SIGHS)
Ow!
Your face is dumb
and you're bad at kissing.
I'm going to date
a millionaire!
(SOBBING)
Oh, man! That was brutal.
I know that pain, Bunnicula.
I too have experienced
a loss today.
Harold, your chew toy
is right over there.
(GASPS) Reunited!
-(MUMBLING)
-(SQUEAKING)
(SIGHS)
There's no more passion.
You gonna be okay, Bunnicula?
Yeah, yeah.
(MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY)
Yeah, it's an emotional
rollercoaster for sure.
Up and down.
The mysteries of love.
(SPLUTTERS)
I wonder how Mina's
science project turned out.
Okay, Mina,
I did the research paper.
That volcano ready
for tomorrow?
Yeah. I just made a few
modifications. Check it out.
It's freaky Tiki apocalypse
monster volcano!
(IN DEEP VOICE)
Give me and Marsha an A+
-and then run for your lives!
-(HISSING)
(SOBBING) My parents
are threatening reform school.
(THEME SONG PLAYING)
(THEME SONG PLAYING)
(HISSES)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
It's not in the couch, Harold.
HAROLD:
Keep looking, you guys.
I'm really good
at hiding things.
So, it can be anywhere.
(MUMBLES)
What's so great
about this toy, anyway?
Get this.
It's a squishy newspaper.
(GIGGLES)
And it squeaks,
when you chew on it.
(LAUGHING)
Not many newspapers
can do that, you know?
It's very special.
It sounds like
all your other toys.
No! No. This one's different.
It's the only one
that seems to get away.
Maybe Mina's using it
to prop open the kitchen door.
I think she's doing
something in there.
(GASPS) Something. Oh, boy!
BUNNICULA: Mina.
Never before
has man dared to create
a being of pure vegetab
Ooh, an audience.
Hello, esteemed
university investors,
come to witness
my genius creation
or to balk
and confirm my madness.
Well, we shall see who is mad.
(LAUGHING RAUCOUSLY)
Ah, yes. Igor
-We must prepare
the static charge.
-(MEOWING)
-Backwards pets. Backwards.
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
And now, let there be life!
(VOCALIZING DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Ouch.
(GASPS) Movement.
That totally counts.
(CELLPHONE RINGING
AND VIBRATING)
(SCATTING)
(PSEUDO VOICE)
This is Dr. Mina.
Why are you calling?
Uh, hi, Dr. Mina
Sir, is other Mina there?
-Marsha, it's me.
-Oh. Okay.
We have a science
project to do.
I've already started.
Is it the potato clock?
Yeah. Something like that.
Only more theatrical.
MARSHA: Oh, we can't get
another D in Science.
I already bought the base
for a volcano model.
Volcano?
Marsha, everyone does that.
Oh, Mina, why you got to
muck up my coat?
(SLURPS)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(LAUGHING)
You jerk rabbit.
(LAUGHING)
(SNIFFING)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
Ha! Justice.
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
Nope. Toy isn't here either.
Oh, hey, look at that!
-(GASPS)
-Whoa!
-It's alive!
-(SCREECHING)
(CUTLERY CLATTERING)
Bunnicula! Trade it. (GULPS)
Trade it away.
(HISSING) Huh?
(SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYING)
Hey, come on.
What's the holdup?
Do the fangy, sucky thing and
make the monster doll go away.
-What?
-(GIGGLING)
Harold, Harold. Can you
explain what's going on here?
Poor, oblivious Chester.
Yeah, I'm something
of an expert
when it comes to these things.
Can't you just see that
this is just weird and wrong?
(GROANS)
Oh, you can't put
a label on it, Chester.
Love is like a rubber
newspaper chew toy,
beautiful and hard to find.
And when you find it,
you never let it go
or lose it again!
Bunnicula has found
his rubber newspaper toy!
-(EXCLAIMS)
-(CHESTER GROANING)
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
All right, that's it.
Excuse us, please.
How's it going, man?
Feeling okay?
Look, I know being in
a relationship can be
very time consuming,
but I just want you to know
that Harold and I
are still here
if you ever want to talk
Hey, we were talking!
I can't borrow your man
for two minutes?
(GROWLS)
What the Wow!
Can't handle the fact
that maybe Bunnicula has
other friends besides you?
(CLATTERING)
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
-Stay away from my Bunnicula.
He belongs to me now.
(SCREAMING)
(GASPS) Oh.
(LAUGHING)
(GROWLS)
(GIGGLES)
(GRUNTING)
(GROWLING)
(PANTING)
Harold. Harold.
Harold. Harold!
(SNIFFING)
Here, newspaper chew toy.
She's bad news, Harold.
Bad news.
-Who?
-Bunnicula's girlfriend.
She slapped my face
with her little radish hand.
It was horrible.
Chester, you're not meddling
in Bunnicula's personal life,
are you? For shame.
It's only because
it's just a matter of time
before this whole thing leads
to something dangerous.
I don't like it.
You should respect
Bunnicula's decision
to be in this relationship.
It's what he wants.
(SIGHS)
Maybe you are right, Harold.
I guess Bunnicula does seem
pretty happy.
Who am I to assume
Bunnicula's girlfriend
has a secretly
sinister agenda?
HAROLD: That's very accepting
of you, Chester.
CHESTER: I mean, it's not like
Bunnicula's actually
under an evil love trance
and has no will of his own.
HAROLD: Very unlikely.
CHESTER:
Or that his girlfriend
is a calculating psycho
with plans to harvest
Bunnicula's
supernatural energy
to create an army of vegetable
Franken-zombie mutants
so she can do us in
and have him all for herself.
HAROLD: (LAUGHING)
Yeah. That would be crazy.
Like our lives are
some sort of a constant
bad horror movie
(EXPLOSION)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
Why is the storage shed
glowing?
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(DOOR CREAKING)
I knew you were
up to something.
We've come to stop you
and all your reanimated
expressionless mutant zombie
vegetable minions?
-(MUTANTS GROWLING)
-Seriously?
(GRUNTING)
Bunnicula. Hello?
Bunnicula! Snap out of it!
-Oh, my God, the Newbark Times
newspaper toy!
-(SQUEAKING)
-You came back to me at last!
-(MUTANTS GROWLING)
Harold, we're surrounded.
I need to throw your toy
to get Bunnicula's attention.
-No! Not the Newbark Times.
-(SQUEAKING)
"The most trusted
news source of fun."
I love it so much.
Sometimes even if
you love something,
you have to let it go.
(GROWLING)
(MUTANTS GROWLING)
(SOBBING AND WAILING)
(SQUEAKING)
(SQUEAKS)
Ah!
(GROANING)
-Huh?
-(KISSING)
(MUTANTS GROWLING)
(GRUNTING)
Yo. The prickly hairs on
this okra are so scratchy.
Yeah. And I think this
potato with arms
is trying to choke me
which really hurts emotionally
more than anything.
-(SHIVERING)
-Whoa!
(GASPS)
Yay!
(YELLING)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(SIGHS AND BLOWS)
Yeah. All right. We got them!
Whoo-hoo!
Yeah, yay! (WHOOPING)
Whazaa!
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
-(YELLING)
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
(SIGHS)
Ow!
Your face is dumb
and you're bad at kissing.
I'm going to date
a millionaire!
(SOBBING)
Oh, man! That was brutal.
I know that pain, Bunnicula.
I too have experienced
a loss today.
Harold, your chew toy
is right over there.
(GASPS) Reunited!
-(MUMBLING)
-(SQUEAKING)
(SIGHS)
There's no more passion.
You gonna be okay, Bunnicula?
Yeah, yeah.
(MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY)
Yeah, it's an emotional
rollercoaster for sure.
Up and down.
The mysteries of love.
(SPLUTTERS)
I wonder how Mina's
science project turned out.
Okay, Mina,
I did the research paper.
That volcano ready
for tomorrow?
Yeah. I just made a few
modifications. Check it out.
It's freaky Tiki apocalypse
monster volcano!
(IN DEEP VOICE)
Give me and Marsha an A+
-and then run for your lives!
-(HISSING)
(SOBBING) My parents
are threatening reform school.
(THEME SONG PLAYING)