Doctor Odyssey (2024) s01e13 Episode Script

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[MASSEY] You know, you think
you know where your life is,
and you've got a nice
clear picture of it.
And I've come to know that
we're all walking around
absolutely 100% clueless.
Are you still deciding?
I know that you are still making
up your mind about the pregnancy,
But I can see it, Avery.
Building a life together.
Tristan, are you honestly ready
to be a father?
I want this more than anything.
[TRISTAN] I'll prove you wrong.
Everything's changed.
It's not fatherly behavior.
I can see one thing clearly.
I'm going to have a baby.
[HORN BLOWS]
[ "VIBE CHECK" PLAYING]
Can I get a vibe check? ♪
- Spring break, bitches.
- [GROUP SQUEALS]
Knock, knock
Wanna guess who's there? ♪
It's the embodiment
of renaissance and flair ♪
Now, don't y'all Get obsessed ♪
But can I get a vibe ♪
Here we are, senior year.
Our last Vixens voyage.
One final adventure
before we're off to find jobs,
and husbands, and side pieces.
Hey, Vixens live in the now.
You're so right. Speaking of,
did you bring party favors?
Duh! And my guy says
that they're totally top-shelf.
[ALL SQUEAL]
Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go.
Excuse me, um, could you please move?
I am moving. It's a moving walkway.
Take these.
Seems optimistic.
Let me tell you, this cruise
Last year, I got laid every day.
The final day, twice.
[CHUCKLING] You're gonna love it.
["VIBE CHECK" CONTINUES PLAYING]
Can I get a vibe check? ♪
- [MUSIC STOPS]
- [GUESTS CHEERING, CHATTERING]
[ "KILL IT AGAIN" PLAYING]
Vixens, a toast
to the reason we're all here.
My grandma,
the original Vanessa and Vixen.
- The OV.
- The OV indeed.
Grandma, thank you for your spirit,
your encouragement,
and your inheritance.
- [CHUCKLES]
- [ALL] Cheers.
Dude, this ship is like a 7-Eleven.
Snacks everywhere.
[GUEST] Case in point.
Ladies, why don't you, uh,
put those on my tab
and, uh, come join us?
- Hey, cool it. They probably don't
- Shh.
- Free drinks.
- [LAUGHS]
[FRIEND] You take left, I'll take right.
Thanks for the drinks.
I'm Vanessa.
This is Victoria and Veronica.
Those names,
it's like you were fated to be friends.
Well, I used to go by Katie,
but we thought Veronica
was more on brand.
- Yeah.
- I'm, uh I'm Connor.
[VANESSA] Who's your quiet friend?
Hi, I'm Ste
[GASPS, BREATHING SHAKILY]
- Oh, dude!
- Ugh.
Ew. Are you for real?
Myers' cocktail for dehydration.
Emesis bags.
Ibuprofen for literally days.
I think that we're ready
for spring break.
We may need more ground ginger.
There's this hangover tea I make.
- Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
- What? What?
No step ladders for you.
You're being ridiculous.
No, he's not. Flat ground only.
- Come on.
- Thank you.
How are you feeling?
Are you nauseous? Any cravings?
I feel great. Except for the fact
that I desperately want a drink.
Especially since I'm surrounded
by 18-year-old knuckleheads
who make the world's worst choices.
Otherwise known as having fun.
You know, I never did spring break,
I just always went home
to visit my family.
Shocking. Well, thankfully,
I'm neither boring nor pregnant
because I love spring break.
I mean, I love the partying,
but I love the energy
of the cruisers, you know?
These are my people.
Funny 'cause last week you said
you were gonna change,
be more mature.
- Oh, really?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's nothing immature about
having fun during spring break.
No, I can keep up and stay
accessible with the cruisers
and, you know, I can hang with them
rather than judging them from on high.
- We had to drain the hot tub.
- Why?
A cruiser Well, his cruller
lost its cream filling.
- [WINCING] Mmm
- Okay. That I judge.
Yeah, the kid says he made a mistake.
Not to mention
a major health code violation.
Well, we're scouring the tub
with bleach as we speak.
You want me to go talk to him?
Please. And tell him
to stay out of the pool.
Oh, man.
I'm so sorry.
Look, I I really don't know
what happened.
Was one of the girls touching you?
- Were you touching yourself?
- No. I'm not a pervert.
These girls, total smoke shows.
One of them asked my name
and I looked at her and it just
- went off.
- Has this ever happened before?
[YOGI] to the center.
Open. And we'll release
downward-facing dog
[GRUNTS]
[VIDEO PLAYING ON LAPTOP]
[GRUNTING]
It sounds like you have a condition
called persistent
genital arousal disorder.
PGAD for short.
Is that serious?
Yeah, it can be. Depending on the cause.
When did this start?
About four months ago.
Just when I finally got into shape.
I had, uh I put on a bunch of weight.
And, you know, that made me too
self-conscious to even talk to women.
Could that be what's causing this,
losing the weight?
Mmm [SIGHS]
It shouldn't be.
But I do need you to come down
to the infirmary
so I can run some tests.
Gotta figure out why the old
torpedo is stuck in overdrive.
My name is Rosie and I'm an alcoholic.
Glad everybody made it
out here this morning
to our little island of sobriety
in the vast ocean of temptation
that is life on The Odyssey.
Especially during this week's cruise,
Spring Break Week.
College kids come here looking
for the party of their lives.
For some of us,
partying nearly ended ours.
When I first got sober,
this week was so hard.
Drinks will go by, and I said,
"Boy, those look good."
If you find yourself
having those thoughts,
know that you're not alone.
We're here for all of you.
Once I had to call her
because the bottles in the
minibar were talking to me.
We got through it.
Staying sober on this ship is hard,
but it can be done.
Five years running.
One day at a time.
[HIP HOP PLAYING]
Cheers! Yeah!
[AVERY] Sorry.
[CHUCKLES] Sorry,
I was worried you'd burn.
[SIGHING] No.
- I'm glad that you woke me.
- [CHUCKLES]
[YAWNING] I'm not here to nap.
LSAT Logical Reasoning Bible.
Not your typical beach read.
Yeah, I'm taking it in June.
Getting an early start on studying?
[CHUCKLING] I already took it once.
I kind of blew it the first time. So
Well, good for you for keeping at it.
- Are you here with friends?
- No.
My parents got me this cruise as a gift.
They want me to have fun and relax.
Well, you are certainly showing them.
Your stomach okay?
I just get, like,
a little bit of reflux sometimes.
When I'm stressed.
Have you had anything with coffee today?
Not really. I try and stay in the zone.
Well, how about we,
uh, get you some food
and, uh, I go get some antacids
from the infirmary?
Yeah? Okay. I'll be right back.
If the blood work turns up anything,
I will let you know.
- In the meantime
- No pool or Jacuzzi.
- I know.
- [CHUCKLES]
- Was that
- Yeah, poor kid.
PGAD. Misfires for months.
Sometimes when he's not even turned on.
- Did you do spinal imaging?
- Yeah.
Nothing there. No Tarlov cysts,
no herniated disc.
Hopefully, the blood work
turns up something.
I got the antacids you asked for.
Thanks. I'm bringing them
to a very focused cruiser.
I can barely get her to stop
studying long enough to eat.
It's sweet how you care
about these kids.
Just doing my job.
You're gonna be an incredible mom.
Thanks.
- [GUESTS CHEERING]
- ["GWOP" PLAYING]
[DJ] What's up, spring breakers?
Are y'all ready to party?
That's it. Yeah.
I'll take one of those. Thank you.
Oh. Ship dude. Ship dude.
Come take a shot.
All preferences are welcome.
Pick your vessel.
Thank you, but I'm really not
in the mood.
You know what can help with that?
Tequila.
[BOTH] Shots. Shots. Shots.
[GUESTS CHANT] Shots. Shots.
Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots.
Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!
Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!
- Why the hell not?
- [GUESTS CHEERING]
[GUESTS CHEERING, CLAMORING]
Eenie, meenie, miney, mo.
[CRUISERS] Whoo!
- Next round's on me!
- [CRUISER] Whoo-hoo!
["GWOP" STOPS PLAYING]
I love a man in gray sweatpants.
I mean, talk about a complete package.
It takes a lot of balls to run commando.
Whoa.
- Ladies.
- You're a DILF.
[CHUCKLES]
Thank you, but I'm not a dad. Yet.
Doctor, I'd like to
- Me too.
- Me three.
You should do a cooldown.
Jog in place a bit.
We're having a party in our
room tonight. You should come.
It'll be the ride of your life.
Thank you. I am flattered.
You are all beautiful, young women.
Emphasis intended.
And I am the ship's doctor,
so it wouldn't be appropriate
for me to
We'll see you tonight.
No, you won't.
Caught you staring.
Yeah.
I am but flesh and blood.
["LMSYS" PLAYING]
[CHUCKLING] Spencer,
what would I do without you?
Please charge these to Max's account.
I'm kidding. Kind of.
Hey, hey, ship dude.
What's happening, guys?
I come bearing gifts.
Cheers.
Ugh. Go well.
And she had one blue eye
and one green eye.
It was kind of like being with
two different women at once.
Dude, it was so hot.
Are you listening?
[GRUNTS]
- Hey.
- Hi.
Have you seen Hannah?
Quiet girl, on her own,
probably reading somewhere.
Are you ogling those women
or hiding from them?
I'm not sure honestly. Could be both.
Hannah is a grown up, you know?
Yeah, so are you.
Cowering from three coeds.
Hannah? It's Avery. I have some food.
[GROANS]
Come in.
Hey. Are you feeling okay?
I'm just tired.
I'm a little lightheaded.
All right. May I check your pulse?
Hmm. Your heartbeat is a little fast.
- And, uh And irregular.
- [YAWNS]
Stick out your tongue.
[AVERY] Calcium channel blocker
for the arrhythmia.
Do you smoke
or use any tobacco products?
Ick. No.
Heart rate is 144, O2 96%.
Possibly dehydration.
It explains the yellow tongue,
the tachycardia.
But not the arrhythmia
or the abdominal pain.
Possible gallbladder?
Pain is constant and no fever,
so not the gallbladder.
Yellow suggests jaundice,
which suggests a liver problem.
How much have you had to drink
in the last 24 hours?
- Nothing.
- It's okay. You can tell me.
This is a judgment-free zone.
- I've been studying.
- You're gonna feel a little poke.
[HANNAH GROANS]
How many sexual partners
have you had in the past year?
Some sexually transmitted infections
can cause liver damage.
Trying to think
One. I think.
Or was that the year before?
Okay, judgment-free zone.
I have been focused on academics.
No, no, it's great.
It's, uh, very responsible.
Yes. Yes, it is.
Um Well, I think we can rule out
anything caused by having too much fun.
So, let's get an EKG, liver ultrasound,
and some blood tests for Epstein-Barr,
elevated liver enzymes,
and autoimmune hepatitis.
Unfortunately, Epstein-Barr
is contagious,
so we're gonna have to keep you here
in the judgment-free zone
for a little while.
You take your time, Doc.
I love how quiet it is in here.
Do you have a highlighter?
Once we fix what's wrong
with your liver,
I'm gonna take you out.
Is he going to get the highlighter?
[SIGHS]
- [KNOCKS ON DOOR]
- [SIGHS]
- Yeah?
- Tristan, it's Rosie.
Coming.
- Rosie, what's up?
- Slow start?
[CHUCKLES]
- Dragging a little.
- A little?
After the night you had,
I'm surprised you didn't
end up naked in the hot tub.
[CHANTING] Shots! Shots!
Shots! Shots!
Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!
- Whoo!
- [TRISTAN] Next round's on me!
[CRUISERS CHEERING]
Nothing a couple ibuprofen can't fix.
This is what happens
when 30 tries to party with 20.
Hey, whoa, speak for yourself.
I can keep up.
I don't even try anymore. I'm in AA.
- Really? Since when?
- Five years, day at a time.
You know, working on a pleasure cruise,
partying kind of becomes
a part of your life.
And, uh, for a lot of us,
that's a dangerous path.
Certainly was for me.
I was drinking every night,
followed by a nightcap
to get to sleep and then
Sometimes in the mornings,
a beer in the shower
to help with the hangover.
Why are you telling me this?
Because once you get
some time in the program,
you, uh you start to notice
when people act like you used to.
Ros.
- Buddy.
- Ros.
I'm saying this with a lot of love,
I think you might have a problem.
A drinking problem? [CHUCKLES, SCOFFING]
Come on.
Well, yes, I go hard at night,
but I have never missed a shift.
I've never been drunk on a shift.
- Ask Avery.
- That's not I know.
That's not what this
is about, okay? Let me just
Tell me this. When's the last time
you went a day without a drink?
- Oh. I mean, who remembers?
- Most people, man.
I guess
I guess before I started here.
That was three years ago, Tristan.
Doesn't make me an alcoholic.
Okay.
I can stop drinking.
Anytime, whenever I want.
Yeah, you know what?
In fact, I'll show you.
Hey, whoa, look, maybe
Maybe my radar is way off, okay?
I just [STAMMERING] I want you
to know that you can come to me
- whenever you want.
- That's not actually
That one's not even mine.
Someone left it here.
Look, if you ever wanna talk,
all I came here to say was
there's a meeting in my cabin
Monday, Wednesday, Friday.
This one was a gift. That's irrelevant.
[BOTTLES CLATTER]
Thanks, I appreciate it,
but starting right now, I'm dry as dust.
Okay.
Hello there, uh
Just wanted to reintroduce myself.
My name is Steve [GRUNTS]
Ladies, how are you enjoying
your spring break?
We missed you at our party, Dr. DILF.
Lucky for you, we're having
another one tonight. Cabin 504.
Good to know.
Hey, Steve,
can I talk to you for a second?
Mm-hmm.
- See you tonight.
- [MAX] Still no.
- Yes. That means yes.
- That means yes.
[SIGHS] Please tell me you
figured out what's wrong with me.
Your blood tests all came back clean,
but I have been thinking
about your weight loss.
- How much was it?
- About 30 pounds.
Did you take anything
to speed up the process?
Well, actually,
I stopped taking my meds.
- What meds?
- I was on paroxetine for depression.
I blew up like a balloon
which wasn't great for my mood.
First, I'm really sorry to hear
about your depression. That's rough.
And second, you could've
told me about the meds.
It's just I've had it pretty good.
You know, I go to a good school,
I've got good friends,
a family that loves me.
You know, who wants to hear
about me being depressed?
I do.
Particularly because I think your meds
may have been what caused your problem.
A sudden drop in serotonin,
in rare cases, can cause PGAD.
- Do I have to go back on the meds?
- No.
I'm gonna give you a script for a
new medication called fluoxetine.
It should boost your serotonin levels,
and it's far less likely
to cause you to gain weight.
Doc, I can't thank you enough.
- Let's shower first, then hugs.
- Right.
[MAX CHUCKLES]
["I WANNA GO THERE" PLAYING]
That all the horsepower you got?
[VIXENS SCREAMING, GIGGLING]
[VANESSA] Okay, Vixens,
this trip is everything.
And Veronica, I'm so proud of you
for overcoming your fear of fish.
- Thank you.
- But we have to be serious for a minute.
We will have a four-way
with the hot doctor
- by the end of the week if it kills us.
- [FRIENDS LAUGH]
[ALL] Spring break, bitches!
- [MUSIC STOPS]
- Oh, uh, Dr. DILF,
my friend's not feeling so well.
Would you mind coming in?
What seems to be the issue?
I feel weak and my muscles ache.
[SNORTING IN DISTANCE]
Your heart rate is elevated.
How long have you been feeling sick?
[SNIFFS]
Look what I found in the hallway.
Doctor, I knew eventually you'd come.
[CHUCKLES]
I'm here strictly
in a professional capacity.
[GASPS]
[VERONICA] Vanessa?
Vanessa?
Oh, my God, Vanessa?
Is she okay?
She took something, didn't she?
I-I don't know.
I need you to call down
to the infirmary.
Tell them we got
a Code Alpha in cabin 504.
Hi, this is Veronica in cabin 504.
Uh, Dr. Max is here, he says we
have a Code Alpha. Please hurry.
I need you to tell me
what she took. Right now.
I promise you're not gonna
get in trouble if you do.
[VERONICA] I don't wanna say.
Dr. Max?
What's happening?
[VERONICA] Oh, my God,
is he okay?
[BOTH SCREAMING]
Max?
Tell me what happened.
He was doing CPR on her.
He just passed out.
What did she take?
Some coke. It's in the bathroom.
Coke didn't do this.
This is an opioid,
probably synthetic fentanyl.
[VICTORIA] Wait, wait, wait,
but how can you be so sure?
I don't need to be.
Naloxone doesn't harm anyone
who hasn't had opioids.
It just saves people who have.
- [VERONICA] Are they gonna be okay?
- God, I hope so.
What the hell happened?
She did coke laced with fentanyl.
Max tried to save her.
[VERONICA] Oh, my God.
Come on.
[VERONICA CRYING]
[AVERY] I'm not getting a pulse.
- Starting chest compressions.
- Same.
Please, please, please.
[GRUNTING]
She's got a pulse,
but she's still breathing faintly.
Can I get the naloxone?
[VERONICA] No. Oh, no.
Please, wake up. Please, wake up.
- Anything?
- No, giving him another dose.
That's it, just breathe. That's it.
You're gonna be okay, start breathing.
There you go. Okay.
Well done. No, no, no, rest your head.
Come on, Max.
- Come on, Max. Come on.
- You're okay, just keep breathing.
[AVERY] Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on.
- [TRISTAN] That's it. You're okay.
- [AVERY GASPS] Hi.
Hi.
[SIGHS]
[AVERY] No, no, no, don't get up.
Don't go to sleep. We got this.
Hey. Hey.
You're okay. You're okay.
What's that?
It's naloxone, the IV version
of the nasal spray
we gave you in your cabin.
It binds to the opioid receptors
in your body and blocks
the synthetic fentanyl.
- Fentanyl?
- Yeah.
Last time I'm trusting that dealer.
Maybe you should revise that
to last time you trust any drug dealer.
Right.
I'm sorry, Doc.
I feel really bad that I messed you up.
[TRISTAN] Look ahead, please.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- I'm fine.
- No, you are not. Lie back down.
How's Hannah?
She tested negative for Epstein-Barr,
but her liver numbers aren't great.
A problem which we can discuss
while you are right where you are.
[CREW MEMBER] Incoming.
Well, looks like
you're gonna need the bed.
I can't move my legs.
[MAX] Muscle aches, tachycardia,
loss of strength
and sensation in the legs.
You should be resting.
I can't take a nap
when there's a girl out there
suffering from sudden paralysis.
Okay. It could be hypokalemic
periodic paralysis.
We should check her potassium levels.
And didn't one of the girls
mention scuba diving?
[GROANS]
It could be the bends.
No, our dives last 30 minutes
and they go 50 to 60 feet deep.
Bends would be an issue
an hour after that depth.
[AVERY] Are you okay? You're sweating.
Is there a chance
that maybe you were exposed?
- No. I'm fine.
- Of course.
You're both fine veritable
pictures of health and wellness.
[MAX CHUCKLES]
So, not the bends.
Maybe hyperthyroidism?
Or MS.
Sudden onset MS with no prior
neuro symptoms? Come on.
Look, transverse myelitis
or spinal cord compression
are way more likely.
We need to just We need
to give her a CT scan already.
What do you mean already? This
is the first time you mentioned a CT.
Well, from what I understand,
spring break has officially broken.
Are you okay?
- I'll be up to speed in no time.
- Yeah. Don't rush that.
I'm still gonna need the names
of all the passengers that were
in possession of the drugs
'cause I've got to alert the
authorities at the next port.
They could pull our license.
Plus, we have a zero
tolerance policy on the Odyssey.
Captain, they're just kids.
They made a mistake
and they are terrified.
Good, I'm glad.
They should be terrified.
Two years ago, we had a
spring breaker come on the ship.
Had some Molly with him.
He gave it to a bunch of the girls.
It turns out one of them
had an undiagnosed case
of cardiac arrhythmia.
So she came on my ship
having the time of her life.
And she damn near lost her life.
Captain, I promised them
that if they came clean,
nothing bad was gonna happen to them.
I'm not gonna make you a liar.
But you get with security
and you get all that stuff off my ship.
Aye, Captain.
I'm gonna go check on Vanessa
while Tristan runs Victoria's spinal CT.
- [MAX GROANS]
- And you
rest.
[SIGHS]
[SIGHS]
Okay. Got the lavender sleep mask.
- And your comfort jammies.
- If you start to feel lightheaded
or nauseous, let me know.
Can I go back to my room?
It's gotten kind of loud in here.
We need to keep you here,
so we can monitor your liver.
You still don't know
what's wrong with me?
We're gonna run more tests.
Wait, um, can Veronica
stay the night tonight, please?
I don't wanna be alone.
Sure. But you need rest, all of you.
You're okay,
and Victoria's gonna be okay.
- Vixens for life.
- Vixens for life.
[VANESSA] Did you bring my fuzzy socks?
- [VERONICA] You know what? I did.
- [VANESSA SQUEALS]
[VERONICA] I wouldn't dare forget them.
[RETCHING]
Tristan, what's wrong?
[AVERY] Almost done
with the Myers' cocktail.
Didn't think I'd be making
my ginger tea for you.
[CHUCKLES] Ugh.
I can't believe how awful I feel.
How long since your last drink?
A little over 24 hours.
- I'm so embarrassed.
- Don't be.
All this time,
I've been thinking, you know,
work like a captain, play like a pirate.
I thought I had it under control.
You know, I'm feeling much better,
so let's just get this
out of me, please.
Okay.
But we need to get you back
to your cabin.
No, no, we have patients.
I can hold out.
[SCOFFS]
What is it with you guys and
refusing to admit that you need help?
- [TRISTAN SIGHS]
- Max is doing better.
I got this.
We got you.
Go rest.
[CLEARS THROAT]
- Thanks.
- Mm-hmm.
Get some rest, bud.
Victoria's imaging.
Frustratingly, no signs
of spinal compression
or transverse myelitis,
so we still have no idea
why she lost movement
and sensation in her legs.
Could be a fistula
causing a spinal cord stroke
too small to see on imaging.
If it is, we are not prepared
to deal with spinal embolization.
I need a Band-Aid, paper cut.
You're supposed to be resting.
Well, it's hard to study
when I'm bleeding
all over the analytical
reasoning section.
Okay. I'm gonna get you a Band-Aid,
but you need to take a break.
I can't.
Stanford's median test score
is a 173, and I got a 170.
- I thought you said you blew it.
- I did.
Hannah.
It's the middle of the night.
You're sick and you're
driving yourself crazy
over three points on the LSAT.
Why are you sniffing my finger?
Because your blood smells metallic.
I think I know what's wrong with you.
I might not ever get
feeling back in my legs?
We're gonna get you
all the help you need.
That's why I've told the captain to
take the ship into the nearest port,
and I'm gonna be with you
every step of the way, I promise.
[COUGHING, RETCHING]
What's going on?
What's wrong with her?
Her lungs are decompensating. Avery.
- What's going on?
- She's coughing up blood.
Pulmonary embolism would make sense
if the loss of feeling
was caused by another clot.
I think she's got the bends.
I need the cardiac ultrasound.
- [MAX] Deep breaths. Deep breaths.
- [GASPING]
Breathe. Deep breaths. There you go.
What is the bends?
Nitrogen gas forms bubbles
in the bloodstream.
It can happen after diving.
But she wasn't down
long enough or deep enough.
Did you drink
before you went diving today?
I mean, we always start
with mimosas on vacay.
I'm not following.
The bends doesn't usually
present with cardiac issues.
Certain cardiac conditions can make
you more susceptible to the bends,
particularly if you're
dehydrated from drinking.
You think she has a PFO?
What's a PFO?
Patent foramen ovale.
It's a little hole between
your left and right atria.
Everybody has it when they're born,
but for most people,
it closes during infancy.
But not
for
you.
There it is.
[VICTORIA] What does it mean?
[MAX] It means we need to get you
into a hyperbaric chamber immediately.
- How you feeling?
- Better, so much less achy.
Good.
- You ready?
- [SIGHS]
- Look at that.
- [LAUGHS]
Doing better already.
What about my heart, the PFO thing?
Well, you're definitely gonna
need to see a cardiologist
- when you go home.
- But
as long as you don't go scuba
diving again, you should be fine.
Most people live with PFO their
entire lives with no issue.
- [VANESSA] Oh, my God.
- [VICTORIA YELPS]
[VERONICA] You scared
the hell out of us.
Doctor, come here.
[VANESSA] You saved our lives, Dr. DILF.
Thank you.
Ooh, ladies, hands.
So, this thing that I have is genetic.
Yeah.
You have a condition
called hemochromatosis.
Your body absorbs too much iron
from the food you eat,
and iron buildup can cause
damage to the liver and other organs.
And is this the cure?
[AVERY] Bloodletting has been a
medical technique since the 1700s.
It may have killed George Washington,
but for your condition,
it can be very effective.
George Washington, wow.
Seems so strange that losing
blood could make me better.
Red blood cells contain iron.
And right now,
your body is sending a signal
to produce more red blood cells
which will use up your surplus iron.
I'm really sorry you got sick.
But maybe this will give you
some perspective on life,
that there are other things
in it that matter
besides where you go to law school.
Fun, friends, connection.
- Dr. DILF, we'll miss you.
- [MAX CHUCKLES]
[CHUCKLES]
After this, can I get out of here?
[CHUCKLES] Sure.
[HORN BLASTS]
So you know what I don't need
to happen ever again?
- What's that?
- Last night.
You and Tristan having
health scares at the same time.
Yes, sorry about that.
Hi, ladies.
Looks like Hannah took your advice.
[AVERY] Aw.
[MAX] Ooh.
- I gave him fluoxetine.
- [HANNAH] Hi.
Hopefully, the serotonin levels
are high enough now that he doesn't
You know.
- I'm Hannah.
- Hi, I'm Steve.
Yes.
- [HANNAH] It's nice to meet you.
- [STEVE] It's nice to meet you.
How long have you been on this cruise?
- Same time as you.
- True.
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
[AVERY] Tristan.
[SIGHS] Yeah.
Hey.
Came to see how you're doing.
Better than yesterday.
Well, we've brought you
electrolytes for the dehydration,
ibuprofen for the aches
and pains, and food.
That's for eating.
Is that a cricket ball?
Yeah.
Yeah, my, uh my dad got me
this one for my ninth birthday.
- [AVERY] Did you guys use to play?
- Mmm.
We did.
On his good days.
And those were, uh
Well, they were fewer and
further between as I got older.
Until he left.
My dad drank.
You've never told me that.
Well, Mother never talked about it.
Guess I just followed suit.
I could tell.
The glazed eyes,
the mood swings, the smell.
I swore.
I swore, I swore I'd never be like that.
That kind of a man.
That kind of a father.
[AVERY] You won't be.
Well, as lousy as I've been feeling
I can't keep thinking that
I could really do with a
That I could really do with a drink.
Well
I, for one, am really impressed
that you just shared all that.
It takes a lot of guts.
["TO BE HUMAN" PLAYING]
- Yeah.
- And we'll help you.
Whatever you need, Tristan.
We are here for you.
Thanks.
You're amazing.
Get so high that my feet
Can't find the floor ♪
Perhaps our newcomer would like
to introduce himself?
Hurts just a little bit more
Than the hit before ♪
Been forever since ♪
Hi.
I'm Tristan.
But I don't know
How much more I can take ♪
And I recently realized that
I may have a drinking problem.
You're in the right place.
Welcome, Tristan.
It's so hard ♪
To be human ♪