Flipante Noa! (2018) s01e13 Episode Script
Episode 13
Hey!
Yes, I know I'm not Noa,
but I'm way more cool.
And, of course, I have way more flow.
We're done with all that
"awesome, awesome, awesome…"
It's time for Amazing Raquel.
Awesome!
I mean, amazing, which is a gerund.
Bye!
Awesome Noa
Awesome!
I'm from Antarctica
And everyone calls me Awesome Noa
Awesome
Look around and you'll see
Everything's awesome
Awe-- awe-- awe-- awesome
Every single minute here deserves a party
Awesome
Awesome Noa
AWESOME NOA
2 HOURS EARLIER
Charlie, don't you think
you're exaggerating a little?
-You're not that clumsy to need it.
-Relax.
BANG
It's okay.
It helps reduce the stress
I feel in this dangerous world.
That Noa, always so kind.
Doesn't she know
people take advantage of her?
You said it.
With the foot on the ground, you push.
-Okay?
-Okay.
I'm sorry!
Here we go again.
Of course, zero personality.
-I can't believe it.
-I'm sorry.
EXAMS
-Run. We're going to help.
-Us? Going to help?
-I can't believe it!
-I'm sorry.
Oh, no!
Hey, I'm missing one folder.
Have you seen one that says "exams"?
-I think Noa took it.
-What are you talking about?
What's she talking about?
I'll tell you. Go to my office, now!
It won't be the same without you.
I'm not crying. I'm just allergic.
-To what?
-To good-byes!
I'm really going to miss you guys.
Ruby!
This worked out better than I'd hoped.
I'm so happy!
You have to come right away
to the entrance of the…
school.
What do you want me to do?
Who do I bother?
They kicked Noa out, Ruby!
They kicked her out!
Give me an "R"!
Give me an "A"!
Give me a "Q"!
Give me a "U"!
Give me an "E"!
Give me an "L"!
Raquel!
Oh, what a wonderful day!
Noa isn't here anymore, Ruby. She's gone.
Who's Ruby? I'm the ghost of the past.
Yeah, right. And I'm Princess Leia, right?
How did you do that?
I told you before. I'm a ghost.
And I'll show you
what the school was like without Noa.
You don't have to show me.
I know what it was like.
It was like the story of Aladdin.
A perfect world.
Are you sure?
HOW CONCEITED!
Nobody can stand her!
HEY, WHAZZUP?
I'm glad I woke up.
I dreamed that nobody liked me.
Can you believe it, Ruby?
Who's Ruby? I'm the ghost of the present.
What's wrong with you ghosts?
You have the day off?
Because you scare people like that,
you ghosts have earned your reputation.
Noa is gone,
but the rest of her classmates are here.
Don't you want to know how we are?
How could we be anything but great?
And as soon as I take a shower,
even better.
Watch this.
Put this back the way it was, okay?
-That's me!
-Noa is history. Isn't it great?
We'll all be much happier
now that she's gone.
Readmit Noa! Readmit Noa!
Come on, Charlie. Who needs Noa?
We'll be like before!
Noa maybe drove me crazy
and got me into scrapes,
but she made me a better person.
So, sorry,
I don't want to be the same as before.
But, Charlie, you can't stop being
-the freak who invents things.
-Yes, I can.
See this?
They're the design plans
for the first-ever flying skateboard.
Now, watch me.
Does anyone have scissors?
Thanks.
There you go.
I won't invent anything else
until Noa's readmitted.
Readmit Noa! Readmit Noa!
Minerva!
Since Noa's gone, let's practice together.
You call practicing together
me working hard while you copy my tricks?
-There it is.
-Noa made our competition fun.
But now that she's gone, no, thanks.
And I switched schools.
Good luck, Raquel.
What a mess. Everyone is quitting.
You must do something, Matías.
These cases have only one solution.
-What?
-What?
Hibernate and watch the world's rebirth
through metamorphosis,
like a lovely chrysalis.
My cousin is a Shaolin monk.
Tell me! Matías, I need to know.
Who is it this time?
The Phantom of the Opera?
What ghost are you talking about?
I'm your friend, Ruby.
Who murdered me?
I'm glad I woke up.
I thought I was going crazy.
Ah, tricked you!
Yeah, it's me. The ghost of the future.
Oh, you guys are hilarious in the future.
come back Noa!
Remember when we used to skateboard?
-I was the queen of skateboarding.
-Yup.
Now you're the queen of the walker.
But Noa left. Minerva left. Everyone left.
Only you stayed with me.
Why have I stuck around, huh?
As soon as I pass, I'm leaving.
And you'll have Matías and crazy Charlie.
Oh, Matías.
The poor thing is still hibernating.
That means that Noa
won't be back this year either.
I hope she comes back soon,
because nobody can stand poor Charlie.
Raquel!
Raquel! Raquel!
If Noa hadn't left,
I would have made my flying skateboard.
You know what would have happened?
-We would have flown.
-We would have flown, Raquel.
We would have flown. Flown!
What's new, Charlie?
Have I told you about my time with Noa
when a baby seal vomited on us?
That sure made a good meal.
More importantly,
I wouldn't be hearing
penguin voices in my head!
Why did you leave, Noa? Oh!
What about you, miss?
Can you spare a sardine
for a poor penguin?
Well, fine then.
What type of ghost are you this time?
I thought you liked this shirt.
So… are you Ruby?
Oh, I don't know. You tell me.
Maybe someone else brushes your hair
every morning and I wasn't told.
-Ruby!
-Oh, my.
Starting now, I'll be sweet,
kind and affectionate with everyone.
I love you so much!
Please don't let this day ever end!
-Where are you going?
-I need to clear something up.
But I haven't brushed your hair
and you're wearing pajamas!
A little more to your left,
to your other left.
Perfect! I love it.
I love it. I'm crazy about it.
It was the last one at the store,
I convinced them to sell it to me.
Teresa, my dream turned into a nightmare!
I put the exam folder in Noa's backpack.
She's innocent. You have to readmit her!
What do you mean?
Noa hasn't been expelled from school.
I saw her leaving with a suitcase.
Because she went with Charlie's family
on a beach vacation for a few days.
Awesome!
I mean, yes! Whatever!
Awesome!
You don't know how happy you've made me!
Well, it won't last,
because the punishment we planned for her
after her vacation is now yours.
-One week without skateboarding.
-One week? That's it?
Give me two! Thank you! Thank you!
You don't know how happy you've made me!
-Is she wearing pajamas?
-Yup.
-Oh, Matías!
-Yes?
I don't know why you stay so long
in the broom closet.
I raise silkworms.
Whatever. You have to get out of there.
Life is great when we're all together!
Yeah, sure.
Then who'll make my silk kimonos, huh?
KIMONO
Yes, I know I'm not Noa,
but I'm way more cool.
And, of course, I have way more flow.
We're done with all that
"awesome, awesome, awesome…"
It's time for Amazing Raquel.
Awesome!
I mean, amazing, which is a gerund.
Bye!
Awesome Noa
Awesome!
I'm from Antarctica
And everyone calls me Awesome Noa
Awesome
Look around and you'll see
Everything's awesome
Awe-- awe-- awe-- awesome
Every single minute here deserves a party
Awesome
Awesome Noa
AWESOME NOA
2 HOURS EARLIER
Charlie, don't you think
you're exaggerating a little?
-You're not that clumsy to need it.
-Relax.
BANG
It's okay.
It helps reduce the stress
I feel in this dangerous world.
That Noa, always so kind.
Doesn't she know
people take advantage of her?
You said it.
With the foot on the ground, you push.
-Okay?
-Okay.
I'm sorry!
Here we go again.
Of course, zero personality.
-I can't believe it.
-I'm sorry.
EXAMS
-Run. We're going to help.
-Us? Going to help?
-I can't believe it!
-I'm sorry.
Oh, no!
Hey, I'm missing one folder.
Have you seen one that says "exams"?
-I think Noa took it.
-What are you talking about?
What's she talking about?
I'll tell you. Go to my office, now!
It won't be the same without you.
I'm not crying. I'm just allergic.
-To what?
-To good-byes!
I'm really going to miss you guys.
Ruby!
This worked out better than I'd hoped.
I'm so happy!
You have to come right away
to the entrance of the…
school.
What do you want me to do?
Who do I bother?
They kicked Noa out, Ruby!
They kicked her out!
Give me an "R"!
Give me an "A"!
Give me a "Q"!
Give me a "U"!
Give me an "E"!
Give me an "L"!
Raquel!
Oh, what a wonderful day!
Noa isn't here anymore, Ruby. She's gone.
Who's Ruby? I'm the ghost of the past.
Yeah, right. And I'm Princess Leia, right?
How did you do that?
I told you before. I'm a ghost.
And I'll show you
what the school was like without Noa.
You don't have to show me.
I know what it was like.
It was like the story of Aladdin.
A perfect world.
Are you sure?
HOW CONCEITED!
Nobody can stand her!
HEY, WHAZZUP?
I'm glad I woke up.
I dreamed that nobody liked me.
Can you believe it, Ruby?
Who's Ruby? I'm the ghost of the present.
What's wrong with you ghosts?
You have the day off?
Because you scare people like that,
you ghosts have earned your reputation.
Noa is gone,
but the rest of her classmates are here.
Don't you want to know how we are?
How could we be anything but great?
And as soon as I take a shower,
even better.
Watch this.
Put this back the way it was, okay?
-That's me!
-Noa is history. Isn't it great?
We'll all be much happier
now that she's gone.
Readmit Noa! Readmit Noa!
Come on, Charlie. Who needs Noa?
We'll be like before!
Noa maybe drove me crazy
and got me into scrapes,
but she made me a better person.
So, sorry,
I don't want to be the same as before.
But, Charlie, you can't stop being
-the freak who invents things.
-Yes, I can.
See this?
They're the design plans
for the first-ever flying skateboard.
Now, watch me.
Does anyone have scissors?
Thanks.
There you go.
I won't invent anything else
until Noa's readmitted.
Readmit Noa! Readmit Noa!
Minerva!
Since Noa's gone, let's practice together.
You call practicing together
me working hard while you copy my tricks?
-There it is.
-Noa made our competition fun.
But now that she's gone, no, thanks.
And I switched schools.
Good luck, Raquel.
What a mess. Everyone is quitting.
You must do something, Matías.
These cases have only one solution.
-What?
-What?
Hibernate and watch the world's rebirth
through metamorphosis,
like a lovely chrysalis.
My cousin is a Shaolin monk.
Tell me! Matías, I need to know.
Who is it this time?
The Phantom of the Opera?
What ghost are you talking about?
I'm your friend, Ruby.
Who murdered me?
I'm glad I woke up.
I thought I was going crazy.
Ah, tricked you!
Yeah, it's me. The ghost of the future.
Oh, you guys are hilarious in the future.
come back Noa!
Remember when we used to skateboard?
-I was the queen of skateboarding.
-Yup.
Now you're the queen of the walker.
But Noa left. Minerva left. Everyone left.
Only you stayed with me.
Why have I stuck around, huh?
As soon as I pass, I'm leaving.
And you'll have Matías and crazy Charlie.
Oh, Matías.
The poor thing is still hibernating.
That means that Noa
won't be back this year either.
I hope she comes back soon,
because nobody can stand poor Charlie.
Raquel!
Raquel! Raquel!
If Noa hadn't left,
I would have made my flying skateboard.
You know what would have happened?
-We would have flown.
-We would have flown, Raquel.
We would have flown. Flown!
What's new, Charlie?
Have I told you about my time with Noa
when a baby seal vomited on us?
That sure made a good meal.
More importantly,
I wouldn't be hearing
penguin voices in my head!
Why did you leave, Noa? Oh!
What about you, miss?
Can you spare a sardine
for a poor penguin?
Well, fine then.
What type of ghost are you this time?
I thought you liked this shirt.
So… are you Ruby?
Oh, I don't know. You tell me.
Maybe someone else brushes your hair
every morning and I wasn't told.
-Ruby!
-Oh, my.
Starting now, I'll be sweet,
kind and affectionate with everyone.
I love you so much!
Please don't let this day ever end!
-Where are you going?
-I need to clear something up.
But I haven't brushed your hair
and you're wearing pajamas!
A little more to your left,
to your other left.
Perfect! I love it.
I love it. I'm crazy about it.
It was the last one at the store,
I convinced them to sell it to me.
Teresa, my dream turned into a nightmare!
I put the exam folder in Noa's backpack.
She's innocent. You have to readmit her!
What do you mean?
Noa hasn't been expelled from school.
I saw her leaving with a suitcase.
Because she went with Charlie's family
on a beach vacation for a few days.
Awesome!
I mean, yes! Whatever!
Awesome!
You don't know how happy you've made me!
Well, it won't last,
because the punishment we planned for her
after her vacation is now yours.
-One week without skateboarding.
-One week? That's it?
Give me two! Thank you! Thank you!
You don't know how happy you've made me!
-Is she wearing pajamas?
-Yup.
-Oh, Matías!
-Yes?
I don't know why you stay so long
in the broom closet.
I raise silkworms.
Whatever. You have to get out of there.
Life is great when we're all together!
Yeah, sure.
Then who'll make my silk kimonos, huh?
KIMONO