Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (2004) s01e13 Episode Script

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WHOOOOOO!
MUD!
YEAH!
[LAUGHTER]
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
[LAUGHTER]
AH-CHOO!
AH-CHOO!
Both: AH-CHOO!
[TEETH CHATTERING]
AHAHAH-CHOO!
AAH!
GESUNDHEIT.
THANK YOU.
AH-CHOO!
AAH!
GESUNDHEIT.
THANK YOU.
AHAHAH-CHOO!
HUH? OH, SORRY.
GESUNDHEIT.
THANK YOU.
OH, PAL, YOU FEEL
A BIT WARM.
YEAH, YOU DON'T
LOOK SO HOT.
I DON'T FEEL
SO [SNIFF] HOT EITHER.
COME ON,
I'LL TAKE YOU HOME.
COCO! COCO! COCO!
ADIÓS, MAC.
FEEL BETTER, MAN.
SORRY.
AH-CHOO!
GESUNDHEIT.
Wilt: HEY, BLOO!
COME ON, PAL!
MOVIE'S ABOUT TO START!
COCO!
GREAT. THANKS, CO--
WHAT? NO BUTTER?
CO COCO CO!
SO WHAT ARE WE WATCHING?
A CWEATUWE FEATUWE.
A "CWEATUWE FEATUWE"?
SOWWY. [GULPS]
A CREATURE FEATURE.
OH.
A CREATURE FEATURE?
IT'S OK, EDUARDO.
DON'T WORRY.
YEAH, ED, IT'S PROBABLY
JUST SOME SILLY OLD MOVIE
ABOUT A SILLY OLD GHOS
IN SOME SILLY OLD HOUSE
ON SOME SILLY OLD HILL.
GOOD CALL.
WHAT A PERFECT NIGH
FOR A DRIVE.
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
[TEETH CHATTERING]
NOW HURRY ON INSIDE
AND GET YOURSELF TO BED, OK?
[SPLASH]
Woman on TV: WAIT!
WHAT'S THAT UP AHEAD?
Man: YOU MEAN THE PETUNIA PATCH?
Woman: NO, NOT
THE PETUNIA PATCH.
THAT HAUNTED-LOOKING HOUSE
ON THAT HORRIBLE-LOOKING HILL.
Man: OH.
WHY, THAT'S JUST THE
HAUNTED HOUSE ON HORROR HILL!
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
AAH!
[TIRES SQUEALING]
[CRASH]
AAH!
AAH!
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
AAH!
OHH
[THUMP]
WHERE YOU GOING, BLOO?
SCARED?
SÍ, AZUL IS
BIG BABY SCAREDY-CAT.
WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH.
I'M GOING TO BED.
OK. WELL, DON'T LET
THE BEDBUGS BITE.
SÍ, DON'T LET
THE BEDBUGS--UH!
BEDBUGS?
HA!
AAH!
HA HA HA!
COCO COCO COCO!
AH-CHOO!
GESUNDHEIT!
[SPLAT]
UHH
HELLO?
ANYONE OUT THERE?
ANYONE?
HELLO! HELLO?
OH, GREAT, FRANKIE.
NOW YOU'RE SEEING THINGS.
AND YOU'RE CERTAIN
THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH?
A CANNIBAL GHOST?
OH, I'M SURE, ALL RIGHT.
FIRST YOU'LL HEAR THE MOANING,
THE TERRIBLE MOANING.
THEN YOU'LL SEE
THE TRAIL OF ECTOPLASMIC GOO.
THE TERRIBLE TRAIL
OF ECTOPLASMIC GOO!
AND THEN COMES
THE CHAIN-RATTLING.
THE TERRIBLE CHAIN-RATTLING!
[LAUGHING]
THAT'S ENOUGH,
CROTCHETY HARLAN.
YOU'RE FRIGHTENING
MISS CHAMBERS.
OH, I MIGHT FRIGHTEN YOU,
BUT THE CANNIBAL,
HE'LL SCARE YOU TO DEATH!
AND EAT YOUR GHOST!
BOO! OOH!
OOH!
[MAN SCREAMS]
AAH!
AAH!
[SPLASH]
[SQUISH]
WHAT THE..?
[RHYTHMIC CREAKING]
HEY, CREAKY P!
HOLA.
GUYS.
[BOTH SCREAM]
COCO COCO COCO!
[TEETH CHATTERING]
[MOANING]
[MOANING]
OHH
AHAHAH-CHOO!
AAH
[MOANING]
YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD.
WELL, YOU'RE NO PRIZE EITHER.
WHAT DID YOU SAY, BUDDY?
WHOA, I FEEL DIZZY.
YOU'VE GOT TO GET OXYGENATED.
DEEP BREATH! DEEP BREATH!
[INHALING]
NOT THROUGH YOUR MOUTH,
MOUTH-BREATHER!
THROUGH YOUR NOSE.
BUT I DON'T GOT NO NOSE.
SURE YOU DO.
[PLAYING LIVELY JAZZ MUSIC]
I THINK I'M GETTING
A LITTLE DELIRIOUS.
COME ON. UNH!
[HEAVY FOOTSTEP]
[HEAVY FOOTSTEP]
AH, COME ON, COME ON!
COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON!
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!
COME ON!
THE CANNONBALL EAT AZUL.
THE CANNONBALL EAT AZUL!
THE WHAT?
THE CANNONBALL!
THE CANNONBALL GHOST!
YOU MEAN "CANNIBAL"?
SÍ, THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
THE CANNONBALL GHOST.
HE EAT AZUL.
DON'T SAY THAT!
DON'T SAY THAT!
IS TRUE! IS TRUE!
HE SCARE HIM DEAD,
THEN EAT HIS GHOST!
[BLOO MOANING]
THE MOANING,
THE TERRIBLE MOANING!
[CREAKING]
[TOILET FLUSHING]
THE TRAIL OF GOO.
THE TERRIBLE TRAIL OF GOO!
[CREAKING]
[BLOO MOANING]
I THOUGHT STEAM
WAS SUPPOSED TO UNSTUFF ME.
I'VE GOT TO GET
SOME AIR IN HERE.
UNH!
THE RATTLING!
THE TERRIBLE RATTLING!
UNH! OOH
AAH!
IT'S THE CANNIBAL GHOST!
[BOTH SCREAM]
[WAILING] COCO!
AAH!
COCO! COCO! COCO!
COCO?
[SCREAMING]
UNH!
WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, PAL.
[SCREAMING]
SORRY, REALLY.
WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
GO ON BACK TO BED,
DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT A THING.
EVERY LITTLE THING'S
GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT.
THERE'S DEFINITELY NOT A--
[THUD]
CANNIBAL GHOST
[GASPS]
COCO? COCO?
COCO?
COCO? IT'S BEEN YOU
THIS WHOLE TIME, HASN'T IT?
WHY, OF ALL
THE ROTTEN TRICKS TO--
OHH
AAH!
HAMANA, HAMANA, HAMANA,
HAMANA, HAMANA, HAMANA
AAH!
HEY, GUYS. AH-CHOO!
WAIT UP A SEC.
COME ON!
[CLICK]
THANK YOU!
[POUNDING]
[POUNDING CONTINUES]
[THUMP THUMP]
COCO COCO?
Wilt: I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
IT'S THE BEATING
OF HIS DEAD HEART.
HE GOING TO EAT OUR GHOSTS.
HE GOING TO EAT OUR GHOSTS!
BUT WE'RE NOT GHOSTS, ED.
NOT YET. HE GOING
TO SCARE US INTO GHOSTS,
THEN EAT US!
COCO COCO CO!
COCO COCO COCO CO!
Wilt: SHH!
COCO CO.
Wilt: THAT WAS CLOSE.
Bloo, moaning: W-I-I-I-I-I-I-LT.
COC-O-O-O-O?
EDUA-A-A-A-RDO-O-O-O-O?
WHERE ARE YOO-O-OU?
AAH! I GETTING OUT
OF THIS HOUSE!
WAIT! NO!
COCO! COCO!
OHH
Eduardo: CRAZY, SPOOKY,
CRAZY HOUSE!
[SCREAMING]
HEY! LOOK! LOOK!
EL BUS ESTÁ MUERTO!
EL BUS ESTÁ MUERTO!
UNH!
FRANKIE'S SWEATER ESTÁ MUERTO!
FRANKIE'S SWEATER ESTÁ MUERTO!
OH, NO! YOU DON'T THINK
[SCREAMING]
CO!
AAH!
HI! I'M A STUPID, LAZY DOOR!
I'M SO STUPID AND LAZY,
I WON'T EVEN OPEN UP!
AAH!
[HEAVY FOOTSTEP]
[RASPY BREATHING]
HELLO?
I'VE GOT TO FIND A WAY INSIDE!
WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.
COCO!
WHO YOU GONNA CALL?
CO-COCO!
THEY'VE BEEN
OUT OF BUSINESS FOR YEARS.
IF WE WANT TO SAVE OUR FRIENDS
FROM THIS PHANTOM MENACE,
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO DO IT OURSELVES.
SO, HOW DID THEY STOP
THE GHOST IN THE MOVIE?
WITH A POTATO SACK!
A POTATO SACK?
COCO COCO CO?
SÍ, A POTATO SACK.
UM, WHY DO YOU HAVE
A POTATO SACK?
I LIKE POTATOES.
OKAY.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT MOVIE
YOU WERE WATCHING.
COCO, COCO COCO COCO, COCO.
THEY USED
AN ATOMIC SUCKULATOR!
OF COURSE!
BUT WHERE ARE WE GOING TO FIND
AN ATOMIC SUCKULATOR
AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT?
COCO!
WAY TO GO, COCO!
SÍ, GRACIAS!
WE'LL CATCH THAT GHOST
IN NO TIME,
WITH THE POWER OF THIS ATOMIC
VACUUM CLEANER?
COCO!
UHH!
OH.
[TEETH CHATTERING]
[WHISPERING]
NOW WE HAVE TO KEEP REAL QUIE
SO THE GHOST
WON'T KNOW WE'RE COMING.
SO NO GETTING SPOOKED
AND ALL YELLY, OK?
[LOUDLY] I DON'
GET ALL YELLY!
SHH!
COCO!
UH!
QUIT IT, EDUARDO.
OHH
WHAT IS IT?!
YOU BETTER HAVE TO TELL ME--
THE GHOST IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
RUN, BLOO, RUN.
AAH!
[SCREAMING]
AAH!
COCO!
MMM!
AAH!
WHOA!
[SCREAMING]
[ALL YELLING]
AAH!
PHEW.
AAH!
IT'S THE CANNIBAL GHOST!
AAH!
[PANTING]
[SPLASH]
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AHCHOO!
SORRY, BUT PREPARE
TO GET SUCKULATED.
HIT IT, EDUARDO!
OOH!
NO, ED, NO!
NOT BLOWING!
THE OTHER WAY!
THE OTHER WAY!
OTHER WAY?
YEAH, YEAH!
THAT'S REALLY SUCKING!
OHH, THERE'S NO PLEASING HIM.
[WHIMPERING]
WE HAVE YOU NOW.
[STRAINING]
[VACUUM DIES]
AAH!
[ALL YELLING]
AAH!
WAY TO GO, EDUARDO!
YOU CAPTURED THE CANNIBAL GHOST!
I DID?
I DID!
CO CO COCO CO COCO COCO.
IT IS A GOOD THING
HE LIKES POTATOES.
Mr. Herriman: WHAT IS
THE MEANING OF THIS?!
COCO COCO CO, COCO COCO!
CAUGHT A GHOST? PREPOSTEROUS!
THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS--
[TIRES SCREECHING]
MONSTERMONSTERMONSTER
GHOSTS!
[CREAKING]
[GASPING]
COCO?
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET
MY HANDS ON YOU ALL DAY!
WELL, HELLO! I HEAR YOU GUYS
TAKE IN IMAGINARY FRIENDS.
WE SURE DO!
OHH!
GHOST!
AH-CHOO!
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