Harvey Beaks (2015) s01e13 Episode Script

1 Harvey Harvey Harvey Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy! Yes my own personal day planner! I waited so long.
Oh, it even has little tabs! It's like my life is only just starting right now.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Guys, you two ready for a mega awesome day? Hey, man.
You got something in mind? "Meet Fee and Foo.
" Check.
Ah, it feels so good.
Check it out.
Every part of the day is organized into my new planner.
- I even synchronized my watch.
- Eh, I don't get it.
Writing stuff in a little book sounds boring.
No, no, no.
The planner means we're gonna be having fun nonstop.
- Nonstop fun? - Pinch me, I'm dreaming.
Ow! Ho, ho! Come on, guys.
It's time to get started on our day of mega awesome! - Yeah! - All right! - Okay, so what are we doing? - Tire swing! Wow, me first! - Ready! - Watch this.
Ah! Whoo! Whee! Guys, keep pushing! I'm gonna do a full loop! - This is it! - He's gonna do it! Oh, snap! - Wait, Foo, stop! - Okay.
- What gives, man? - We're out of time, dude.
We gotta start our next activity.
We got a lot to do today.
What's the next activity? Snack time! Also, we can see who spits the seeds the farthest.
I am all about eating food and spitting it.
Okay, I bet I can hit that bird over there.
Huh? Someone say something? Blech.
That'll have to wait.
It's time to go.
- What? Go where? - Next activity.
Next activity.
Argh! - Swimming! - Next activity! Next activity! Next activity! Next activity! Next activity! - Oh, what fun! - Oh, yeah.
Way fun.
Foo, look.
A crepe stand! Take me there at once.
Feed me! Oh, no! What do you mean, we gotta wait ten minutes? Hold on, Fee.
Look.
He's an artist.
- Ahh, oh! - Okay, time to go.
No! I'll never love again.
Hey, man, you're being weirdish.
We're gonna miss all this fun stuff if we stick to your plans.
Like that cool bug.
Did you even see that? No, I did not, because I didn't plan on looking - at bugs today.
- Aww, he's even got a little crown! Harvey, you gotta see this guy.
He's awesome! Actually, it's not awesome unless it's scheduled.
Dude, he's literally giving us money.
Okay, guys, no more messing around.
Time for the next activity! You're letting that planner control your life.
It's not controlling it.
It's enhancing it.
The planner knows what I should do all day, every day.
The planner is perfect.
Ah, looks like someone's getting into the scheduling spirit.
Huh? "Eet mud"? - Ugh.
I don't want to do that.
- Right, so don't.
You don't always have to do what it says in your planner.
Harvey, you don't have to do this.
- I I need help.
- All right, Harvey, Foo and I are gonna have to show you some tough love.
There.
Now, for the rest of the afternoon, - we got no plans.
- Okay, you're right.
It's for the best.
So should we start walking or something? Sounds good.
Which way should we go, Foo? Whee! That way! Okay, on the count of three, everyone open your eyes and shout out what you see in the clouds.
One, two, three! Oh, no clouds.
Oh, well.
Hey, look! Little boats.
Argh! I'm a pirate.
I'm a beautiful mermaid.
Oh, my gosh, Foo.
You're always a beautiful mermaid.
You are such a dork.
Come on, Harvey.
What are you? What? Oh, I don't know.
What should I be? Whatever you want.
Just think of something.
Okay, so I'm a bird who is blue and lives in a house with his parents? Ugh! You're not even trying.
I'm just not good at coming up with stuff on the spot.
Come on, dude.
You're gonna be fine.
Guys, wait! It's getting kind of late.
Maybe I could just check my watch real quick? I think I can hear a beeping.
Dude, no! Oh, Foo, I've made a sundial with my body.
- What time is it? - Uh, I don't understand body language.
Come on, man, just calm down.
- Whoa, I'm hungry.
- Oh, yeah, me too.
Guys, I have dinner plans in my planner! Please, can I have it? No, we don't need your planner to find food.
- Let's just head back to your house.
- Aww, okay.
Where are you guys going? Where are you going? I'm headed to your house.
No, I'm headed to my house.
I'm just following my heart.
Hmm-hmm-hmm.
Oh, I guess we're lost.
This bites.
- Fee, wait! My planner! - Harvey, I'm going to punch you.
Please don't.
My planner has a map in it.
- I can get us home.
- Hmm.
Okay, fine.
But you only get to use the map.
Hmm.
Can't find it.
Sorry, man.
No worries, though.
- I'll get you a new one.
- Ah, I knew it! I just knew something like this was gonna happen! And now it has! I'm just so cross right now! I could just Now that there's no planner, we're lost, we're hungry, we're Uh I'm not mad at you.
I know you guys were trying to help.
I just really liked living life with a planner.
I like knowing what's coming next.
There's a cavalcade of dreamers - # Confetti # - What the - # And streamers # - What are those things? I don't know.
Where floats are filled with broken rules And the hopes and whispers of fools The spectacle is there to see To those lost in pleasant reverie - Whoa! - # Perhaps you haven't got the time # To be fanciful of mind Now's your chance to stop discerning - # stop concerning # - What is this? - It's awesome, whatever it is.
- Yeah, mega awesome! It doesn't matter where you are The Chance Parade isn't far - Whoa! - # The show begins when you let go # Look up there! Of everything you know Thanks for taking my planner.
None of my plans were as cool as this.
And sorry I freaked out earlier.
- Don't mention it, dude.
- I just love you guys so Seriously, don't, I don't like it when you get gushy.
Hey, guys, look! It's Cool Bug! I think he's trying to tell us something.
Hey, it's my house! Thanks, Cool Bug.
- Thanks for the ride.
See ya! - We love you, Cool Bug! Hey, Harvey.
What up, guys? - Well, Foo and I got a surprise for you - It's a new bladder! - It's called a planner, Foo.
- Whoa! I love it! - Don't get gushy! - Sorry.
- And don't go crazy again.
- Okay, I promise.
"Schedule free day with Fee and Foo.
" - Perfect.
- All right, what's the next activity? I don't know.
Let's go find out.
Honey, honey, honey.
Hey, honey.
Watch this.
Hey.
How many husbands does it take to change a light bulb? - How many? - Oh, uh I guess just one.
May I have your attention, please? My name is Harvey.
I'll be your waiter and your chef for this evening.
- You're gonna cook us dinner? - What a treat! Ooh, ah.
Thank you, sir.
- Uh, thanks again.
- Of course, I'll have some help.
Allow me to introduce my sous chefs, Monsieur Fee and Madame Foo.
Hi, Mr.
and Mrs.
Beaks.
- Uh, how long were you guys in our couch? - A really long time.
You guys always do so much for me, so tonight I want to do something for you.
Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.
No need to worry your little heads about dinner tonight, because the three of us have it all under control.
This kitchen is ours! Awesome, I've never been allowed to cook before.
Me neither.
Yeah, this will be perfect.
We're gonna cook my mom and dad's socks off.
Marie Tender's taught me everything I know, and tonight we're gonna cook zucchini frittata.
- Fri-ttata! - Let's do it.
Yay! One cup of flour.
Whoa.
A cup of flour.
It says a half cup of sugar.
I don't know where my mom hides the sugar.
What about this stuff? Tropical Red or Electric Blue? Both! Ugh, sour.
Sugar! It says preheat the oven to 450 degrees.
- Got that, Foo? - Got it.
No, we can't use the oven or the garbage disposal.
Mom was very clear about that.
What about the microwave? It's basically the same, right? Now, let's see here.
No, no, no! And now a quick message from our sponsor.
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Ex uh, except for this thing.
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- Toys for the kiddies.
- Whoa! Dang thing won't let me skip.
And for a limited time, we're doing a special promotion.
Papa Randl's pizza delivery.
That's right, pizza.
We got all kinds of toppings.
You want pepperoni? That one smells a little weird.
Oh, here's a funny mushroom I found outside.
Is it edible? I don't know.
Listen, Papa Randl's got a lot of bills to pay this month, so who wants a slice? Randl's Rentls Now we have pizza Who would be desperate enough to order from him? I don't know.
Okay, chefs, let's see how we did.
Should look something like this.
That is supposed to be that? All right, that recipe was no good.
My parents deserve the best.
Let's try something more simple.
Oh, how about a nice salad? - I'll go get the leaves.
- There's all types of food in nature.
- You just gotta look around.
- I'm on it.
Grab 'em fast, Harvey, they're itchy! Foo, that's poison ivy! Get it out of here! What? Ahh! Check it out.
Let's put this thing in the salad.
- Ah! - Oh, relax.
It's dead.
It's not dead! It's not dead! You don't look familiar.
Who are you? What's the problem? You don't recognize me Dad? Ah, this is great, huh? Yeah, so nice of Harvey to do this for us.
Yeah.
He, uh he sure is taking his time in there, huh? Well, you can't rush a good thing, right? - Okay, I have to eat.
- Me too.
I'm starving! My hands are all shaky.
Maybe there's some old chips or candy in the sofa.
Dice! Is dice food? I-I don't remember.
Oh, what are we doing? Harvey's in there doing something special for us.
You're right.
I'm sure Harvey is putting the finishing touches on dinner as we speak.
- Oh, boy, this was supposed to be bread.
- Wha? This was supposed to be soup.
I don't even know what this is supposed to be! I just shoved a corn cob into a can of beans.
- I don't know.
- Hey, guys, I'm not gonna look.
I just wanted to see how things were going.
- Mom, get out of here! Go, go, go! - Okay, sweetie.
We're taking too long.
Foo, do us a favor and go distract my parents.
Uh Okay.
- Hi, sweetie.
- Hey, pal.
You got any food? Uh, no.
I'm here to entertain you with, uh uh - with this.
- Okay, Foo, what do I do with this? - Press fast forward.
- Okay.
Fast forward.
Press stop.
Okay, stop.
- Very good.
- Press mute.
- I'm very hungry.
- Press mute.
Okay, mute.
Wow, what a great show, Foo.
So original.
You know what would go great with this show? A snack.
Ooh, could you get us a snack from the kitchen, buddy? Uh, okay.
I turned the heat off.
Why won't it stop bubbling? Huh? Uh Hey, Foo, you're not taking a snack to my parents, are ya? Uh, no, no.
This is for me.
I just love, uh Veggie Chips? Ugh! Veggie Chips.
Sounds like a parent snack.
Hmm.
- Eat one.
- Eat one? What's taking him so long? I'm going in there.
No, the boy needs to cook his dinner.
Irving, your blood sugar! That's it! Okay, Harvey, I'm gonna eat it.
Okay, go on.
Ahh I can't do it.
They're too boring.
- They were for your parents.
- Aha! I knew it! Nice try, Mom and Dad, but you're just gonna have to wait Yep, a large pizza with extra pepperoni.
Okay, great.
Thanks, Randl.
- Mom? - Harvey! You ordered a pizza? What about my special dinner? I'm sorry, honey, we just couldn't wait any longer.
Sorry, Son.
But what if I can cook something before the pizza gets here? I mean, if you can whip something up in a few minutes, but, honey, if the pizza gets here first, - we'll have to eat it.
- A few minutes? It's not the end of the world.
You like pizza, don't you? Not tonight! I've gotta cook you dinner! Oh, my goodness.
Code Red! My parents ordered a pizza, and it will be here any second! You guys have to stop Randl! - Can do, Harvey.
- Rawr! As for me, no more recipes.
It's time to improvise.
All right, Papa Randl.
One delivery closer to making rent.
What was that? Huh? Come on, Harvey, you got this.
Faster, faster.
Salt, pepper! Salt, pepper! Get back! What? Oh! Don't think I won't punch a child.
Almost there! Almost there.
Okay.
I hope they like it.
Uh yeah! No, no, no! Whoa.
Bon appétit.
Dinner is Whoa! served.
Harvey! That'll be 15 - Harvey! - Huh? Please! We're so hungry! Stall 'em! - The pizza! - I can't take this anymore! - I'm going after the boy! - Ah! No! Where's my money? Uh, hey, Mom and Dad? I know I made a pretty big mess tonight.
Thanks.
But I realize something now.
I really wanted to cook dinner for you two, but I got lost along the way.
I ignored the sacred teachings of Marie Tender's.
It's not about the chef, it's about the guests.
So allow me to serve you the main course for tonight.
Papa Randl's pizza! Ah, thanks, sweetie.
You know it's the thought that counts.
And you put so much thought into tonight.
Oh, my gosh.
This pizza is good! - It's got some zing to it.
- Harvey, what did you do to the pizza? I sprinkled some paprika on it.
Paprika makes everything fancy.
You managed to make Randl's cheap pizza good! - I did? - You sure did.
Thanks for dinner, Son.
Oh, you're welcome.
Well, I couldn't have done it without my sous chefs.
- Don't squeeze.
Just ate.
- Sorry.
Well, can we at least help with the dishes? Nah, don't worry about it.
I'll get that kitchen cleaned up first thing in the morning.
Uh I'll go clean it now.