Heathcliff & the Catillac Cats (1984) s01e13 Episode Script
Meow Meow Island/Iron Cats
- HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS
ON EVERYONE ♪
THERE'S A RACE
TO BE ON TOP ♪
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
HE'S MIXING
WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING,
DEBONAIR ♪
THE GANG
WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
AND NO ONE
CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
YOU'LL FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH OH ♪
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
- YOU TWO ARE REAL LUCKY
TO LEARN ABOUT FISHIN'
FROM AN OLD PRO LIKE ME.
- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE
A FISHERMAN, GRANDPA.
- OH, SURE. I'VE REELED IN
A TON OF FISH IN MY TIME.
- THE ONLY THING
HE'S EVER REELED IN IS A YO-YO.
- HA HA HA!
- I HEARD THAT, GRANDMA.
- SORRY, DEAR.
JUST MAKING A LITTLE JOKE.
- I WONDER
WHERE HEATHCLIFF IS.
- AH, BUT IT'S AN ILL WIND THA
BLOWS FROM THE SOUTH.
- HEY, BUZZ OFF, BIG MOUTH!
- ACTUALLY, I DO HAVE A RATHER
BIG MOUTH, DON'T I?
- HEY! WHAT'S GOIN' ON
HERE?!
- AAAH!
OH, NO!
LET ME OUTTA HERE,
YA DUMB BIRD!
- KITTY BOMBS AWAY!
- HUH? I'LL GET YOU, BIRD!
- THE NAME IS FINNEGAN,
LADDIE, FINNEGAN.
- AAAAH!
[BABBLING]
- OH, THERE YOU ARE!
WE ALMOST LEFT WITHOUT YA.
- I GUESS I'LL HAVE
TO SHOW ALL OF YOU
HOW A REAL FISHERMAN
CATCHES FISH.
- GULP!
- BOY! HE SURE CAN FISH!
- [GRUMBLING]
- I'VE GOT ONE!
I'VE GOT ONE!
- HUH.
- YIPPEE!
- I GOT ONE, TOO!
- HMM.
- HEY!
HUH?
[TWANG TWANG]
- GOT IT.
OOPS!
[MUTTERING]
- HOW ARE YA DOIN', GRANDPA?
CATCH ANYTHING?
- UH, WELL, UH, HAD A BIG ONE
FOR A WHILE,
BUT IT MUST HAVE GOT AWAY.
- THAT'S ALL RIGHT, DEAR.
YOU'RE STILL
A GREAT FISHERMAN.
- WELL, WHAT DO YA SAY
WE TAKE A BREAK
FROM FISHIN' FOR A WHILE
AND HEAD ON OVER
TO THAT LITTLE ISLAND
FOR A PICNIC LUNCH?
- GREAT IDEA, GRANDPA!
THIS FISHIN'
IS HUNGRY WORK.
- [SNORING AND EATING]
- LET'S SEE, NOW.
WE HAVE CHICKEN AND BISCUITS
AND APPLE JUICE, BROWNIES
- BOY, I MUST BE
PUTTING ON WEIGHT.
- HEY, GRANDPA, HAVE YOU SEEN
HEATHCLIFF?
- NO, BUT I'M SURE HE'S
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
- ARRGH. IS EVERYTHING READY?
- YES, RUNNING WHISKERS.
- HAR! THEN PROCEED
WITH THE PLAN.
HAR HAR!
- [GASPING]
- HEATHCLIFF!
- LET US OUT!
- HELP!
- [ALL YELLING]
- NO!
- WHO'S THERE?!
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO US!
- LET US OUT OF HERE!
- OH, DEAR!
- HEATHCLIFF!
WHERE ARE YOU?!
- HEATHCLIFF, INDEED!
WHERE ARE YA?
AH, THERE HE IS.
- [SNORING]
- HEATHCLIFF! HEATHCLIFF,
WAKE UP, LADDIE!
- AH, NOT YOU AGAIN!
- HEATHCLIFF, MY BOY,
YOUR HUMAN FRIENDS
HAVE BEEN CAPTURED
AND HAULED AWAY
BY A TRIBE OF SAVAGE CATS.
- CUT IT OUT, FINNEGAN!
- IT'S THE TRUTH, LAD.
PELICAN'S HONOR.
- PELICAN'S HONOR?!
WHERE DID THEY TAKE THEM?
- INTO THE JUNGLE, LAD.
WE'D BEST BE ON OUR WAY.
- OK, TURTLE.
LET'S GET GOIN'!
MOVE IT, TURTLE. MOVE IT!
- I'M AFRAID
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I'M A TURTLE, AND THIS
ISHOW I MOVE IT.
- DID YA EVER HEAR
OF TURTLE SOUP?
LET'S GET GOIN'.
MOVE IT, TURTLE!
THANKS FOR THE LIFT.
- YYYIIIIEEEAAAGH!
- HUH?
- [CATS MEOWING]
- WHAT'S HAPPENING, GRANDPA?
- I DON'T KNOW, IGGY,
BUT DON'T YOU WORRY.
I'LL GET US OUT OF THIS.
- I HOPE HE'S BETTER
AT GETTIN' US OUTTA HERE
THAN HE IS
AT CATCHIN' FISH.
- I SAY THESE STRANGE
CREATURES ARE SPIES
FOR AN INVADING TRIBE.
AND WE SHOULD DEAL WITH THEM
THE WAY WE ALWAYS
DEAL WITH SPIES.
- YEAH!
- YEAH!
- YEAH!
- SPIES?! LET'S GET 'EM!
- RUNNING WHISKERS IS RIGHT!
DOWN WITH THE SPIES!
- YEAH!
- YEAH!
- YEAH!
- [TARZAN YELL]
- [EXCITED MURMURING]
- AHEM, AHEM.
I, CHIEF WHAT'S-FOR-DINNER,
RULER OF THE MEOW-MEOWS,
WELCOME THE GREAT ONE,
WHOM THE LEGENDS FORETOLD.
- YAY!
- YAY!
- YAY!
- SPEAK TO US, O GREAT ONE.
- SO TELL ME, CHIEF
WHAT'S-FOR-DINNER,
WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
- YAY!
- YAY!
- YAY!
- THE GREAT ONE HAS SPOKEN!
- YA CAN'T BLAME 'EM
FOR LOVIN' ME.
- AND NOW,
AS THE LEGENDS FORETOLD,
THE GREAT ONE WILL MARRY
THE FAIREST MAIDEN
OF THE MEOW-MEOW TRIBE.
- ALL RIGHT!
THIS IS THE LIFE.
- AND THE FAIREST MAIDEN IS--
[CHUCKLES] OF COURSE--
MY OLDEST DAUGHTER,
PRINCESS SNACK-A-LOT.
- YECH!
- HUH?
- HUH?
- HUH?
- YOU SPOKE, O GREAT ONE?
- YEAH, I SPOKE,
AND I SAID "YECH!"
- YECH?
- YOU GOT IT.
NO WAY AM I GONNA MARRY
THAT TUB OF LARD.
- [GASPING]
- IF HE WON'T MARRY
PRINCESS SNACK-A-LOT,
HE'S AN IMPOSTOR! A FAKE!
- IMPOSTOR! FAKE!
- FAKE!
- FAKE!
- FAKE!
- UH-OH.
- HEATHCLIFF!
- PILOT TO BOMBER.
PILOT TO BOMBER.
WE HAVE A TARGET IN SIGHT.
- [YELLING]
- BOMBER TO PILOT.
WE ARE OVER THE TARGET.
BOMBS AWAY.
HEH HEH HEH!
PILOT TO CREW.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
LET'S TAKE HER HOME.
- WHOA-OOH-OOH!
- EVERYONE IN THE BOAT!
HURRY!
- WHOA! THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
- I TOLD YA I'D GET US
OUTTA THERE.
- I WONDER WHAT KIND
OF PEOPLE THEY WERE.
- I NEVER SAW THEM,
BUT THEY ACTED
JUST LIKE ANIMALS.
- WELL, LADDIE,
IT LOOKS AS IF
YOU'RE NO LONGER
"O GREAT ONE."
- HEH HEH HEH!
YOU WANNA BET?
HEH HEH HEH!
- HERE, SIRE. THANK YOU, SIRE.
WHATEVER YOU WISH, SIR.
- HERE, SIRE. THANK YOU, SIRE.
WHATEVER YOU WISH, SIR.
- HERE, SIRE. THANK YOU, SIRE.
WHATEVER YOU WISH, SIR.
- HEY, WATCH THIS SLICK KICK.
- [CHEERING]
- OOF!
- WELL, THERE GOES
THE THEORY
THAT CATS ALWAYS
LAND ON THEIR FEET.
- THOSE FELLOWS ARE A DISGRACE
TO CATS EVERYWHERE.
THE TIME HAS COME
TO EXPEL THOSE RUFFIANS
FROM OUR PARK.
PLEASE, GENTLEMEN,
YOU'RE SPOILING
MY CONCENTRATION.
OOOH
THAT DOES IT.
THIS MEANS WAR!
YOU'RE VIOLATING
OUR AGREEMENT.
NOTHING OF YOURS
CROSSES THE LINE.
- NOW, HOLD ON!
- I MUST INSIST YOU CHAPS
VACATE THE PARK,
OR WE WILL EXPEL YOU
BY FORCE IF NECESSARY.
- [LAUGHING]
- OK, BOYS, LET'S
SHOW THESE SNOBS
WHAT WE CAN DO.
- HYAAAAH!
- [GIGGLES]
HA HA HA!
- WE'RE BAD,
AND WE'RE MAD.
- [LAUGHING]
[FWEEEET]
- LANCE, I THINK IT'S TIME YOU
AND ME HAVE A LITTLE TALK.
- I WONDER WHERE
OUR BOSS CAT IS AT.
- [YAWNS]
- WHOA!
- [GROANING]
- WILL YOU GUYS STOP
LOOKING LIKE A SANDWICH
AND GET OVER HERE?
- WHAT TOOK SO LONG?
- NEGOTIATIONS.
IF WE WIN AN IRON CA
TAG TEAM COMPETITION
AGAINST THE SNOBS,
THE PARK IS OURS.
- DUH, YOU MEAN,
LIKE A RACE? WOW!
- THIS IS
- ONE RACE THOSE SNOBS AIN'
LIKELY TO FORGET.
ALL RIGHT!
- WE'LL PUNCH 'EM
AND CRUNCH 'EM.
- [SNIFFING]
DUH, WHAT'S THIS?
- SNEEZING POWDER.
USED CORRECTLY,
YOUR OPPONEN
WILL BE SNEEZING FOR DAYS.
AH-CHOO!
- WHAT WE WILL DO IS SHOW
THOSE SNOBS A THING OR TWO.
- WAIT'LL YOU SEE
THE REST OF THE STUFF.
IF WE'RE GONNA CHEAT,
WE'RE GONNA DO IT RIGHT.
- WE GOTTA RACE
FAIR AND SQUARE.
OUR REPUTATION
DEPENDS ON IT.
- YOU NUTS OR SOMETHIN'?!
HOW WE GONNA WIN?
- HARD WORK, DISCIPLINE,
AND CONCENTRATION.
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
- I'LL WAGER THEY'LL CHEA
AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY.
THERE'S NOT AN HONEST BONE
IN THEIR BODIES.
OUR ONLY CHANCE OF WINNING
IS TO BE TWICE AS TRICKY
AND CONNIVING.
"CHAPTER ONE--HOW TO CHEAT.
STEP NUMBER ONE--BE FAMILIAR
WITH YOUR TERRAIN."
GLUB, GLUB,
GLUB, GLUB, GLUB.
"STEP NUMBER 2--
BE PREPARED
FOR THE UNEXPECTED."
[THUNDER]
WHOOAAAHHHH!
- [SNICKERING]
WHOOOOAAAHH!
WHOO-WHOO-WHOO-WHOO!
OOF!
- BOUNCY,
BOUNCY, BOUNCY ♪
- OOHH!
[GROANING]
- OK, GUYS.
LET'S GET IN SHAPE.
1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
- [GROANING]
- 1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
- [GROANING]
- YEOW!
- [GROANING]
- [SNORING]
- TIME FOR ICE CREAM.
I CAN HARDLY WAIT.
- HEH HEH HEH.
- HEH HEH HEH.
- WE ALL SCREAM
FOR ICE CREAM ♪
DO DEE DEE DO-DO
DEE-DUM ♪
HUH?
WOW.
THIS MUST BE MAGIC.
A WHOLE ICE CREAM CAR
FOR ME.
NOW, THIS KINDA EXERCISE,
I CAN REALLY GET INTO.
- HEH HEH HEH
- HEH HEH HEH
- [CHEERING]
- WHERE IS MUNGO?
- YIKES!
[SLOSHING]
IT'S A MONSTER!
- IT'S AN ELEPHANT.
- IT'S--
- OOOHH!
- OOOHH!
- OOOHH!
- LOOKS LIKE
HE'S BEEN EXERCISING
HIS APPETITE!
- IT'S TOO LATE
TO WORRY ABOUT IT NOW.
WORDSWORTH,
YOU START ON BICYCLE.
MUNGO NEXT ON SKATES.
HECTOR DOES THE RUN,
AND I'LL FINISH UP SWIMMING.
LET'S GO!
- [CHEERING]
- YIIIIKES!
OOOOHH!
- HEY, WHAT A LAUGH;
A FAB PHOTOGRAPH.
CHEESE!
YEOW!
WHAAAA!
[SQUAWKING]
YAAAHH-AH-AH-AH-AH!
- OH, NO! A BUSH
ATE WORDSWORTH!
- FORGET THE BUSH AND MUSH!
GO MUNGO!
- YEEEOOOW!
- YEEEOOOW!
BRAWK!
BRAWK!
- WHOA-OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH!
WHHOOOOAAA!
OH, NOOOO!
MOMMY!
WHHOOOOAAA!
[SQUAWKING]
TWEET, TWEET, TWEET.
EEK!
DUH, HELLO.
- OOF!
NICE TAG.
- I CAN FLY! I CAN FLY!
- WHOA! YI-YI-YI-YI-YIKES!
AS WORDSWORTH WOULD SAY,
LET THE BEES SNEEZE.
[SNEEZING]
HURRY!
HURRY!
- COME ON, RIFF RAFF!
FLOAT LIKE A BOAT!
- NOBODY SWIMS THAT FAST,
NOT EVEN A FISH.
- [CHEERING]
- OH, NO!
- YEOW!
- [CHEERING]
- RUN!
- WHOA!
- HEY! THAT'S CHEATING!
- [CHEERING]
- OK, GUYS,
LET'S ALL SHAKE PAWS.
- ALL RIGHT.
IF YOU INSIST.
- ICING ON THE CAKE!
- YEOW!
- YEOW!
- YEOW!
- [LAUGHING]
- WHY CHEA
WHEN YOU CAN'T BE BEAT?
- 'CAUSE THERE'S NO CONTES
WHEN YOU'RE THE BEST.
- HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
AND NO CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS
ON EVERYONE ♪
THERE'S A RACE
TO BE ON TOP ♪
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
HE'S MIXING
WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING,
DEBONAIR ♪
THE GANG
WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
AND NO ONE
CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
YOU'LL FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH OH ♪
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
- YOU TWO ARE REAL LUCKY
TO LEARN ABOUT FISHIN'
FROM AN OLD PRO LIKE ME.
- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE
A FISHERMAN, GRANDPA.
- OH, SURE. I'VE REELED IN
A TON OF FISH IN MY TIME.
- THE ONLY THING
HE'S EVER REELED IN IS A YO-YO.
- HA HA HA!
- I HEARD THAT, GRANDMA.
- SORRY, DEAR.
JUST MAKING A LITTLE JOKE.
- I WONDER
WHERE HEATHCLIFF IS.
- AH, BUT IT'S AN ILL WIND THA
BLOWS FROM THE SOUTH.
- HEY, BUZZ OFF, BIG MOUTH!
- ACTUALLY, I DO HAVE A RATHER
BIG MOUTH, DON'T I?
- HEY! WHAT'S GOIN' ON
HERE?!
- AAAH!
OH, NO!
LET ME OUTTA HERE,
YA DUMB BIRD!
- KITTY BOMBS AWAY!
- HUH? I'LL GET YOU, BIRD!
- THE NAME IS FINNEGAN,
LADDIE, FINNEGAN.
- AAAAH!
[BABBLING]
- OH, THERE YOU ARE!
WE ALMOST LEFT WITHOUT YA.
- I GUESS I'LL HAVE
TO SHOW ALL OF YOU
HOW A REAL FISHERMAN
CATCHES FISH.
- GULP!
- BOY! HE SURE CAN FISH!
- [GRUMBLING]
- I'VE GOT ONE!
I'VE GOT ONE!
- HUH.
- YIPPEE!
- I GOT ONE, TOO!
- HMM.
- HEY!
HUH?
[TWANG TWANG]
- GOT IT.
OOPS!
[MUTTERING]
- HOW ARE YA DOIN', GRANDPA?
CATCH ANYTHING?
- UH, WELL, UH, HAD A BIG ONE
FOR A WHILE,
BUT IT MUST HAVE GOT AWAY.
- THAT'S ALL RIGHT, DEAR.
YOU'RE STILL
A GREAT FISHERMAN.
- WELL, WHAT DO YA SAY
WE TAKE A BREAK
FROM FISHIN' FOR A WHILE
AND HEAD ON OVER
TO THAT LITTLE ISLAND
FOR A PICNIC LUNCH?
- GREAT IDEA, GRANDPA!
THIS FISHIN'
IS HUNGRY WORK.
- [SNORING AND EATING]
- LET'S SEE, NOW.
WE HAVE CHICKEN AND BISCUITS
AND APPLE JUICE, BROWNIES
- BOY, I MUST BE
PUTTING ON WEIGHT.
- HEY, GRANDPA, HAVE YOU SEEN
HEATHCLIFF?
- NO, BUT I'M SURE HE'S
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
- ARRGH. IS EVERYTHING READY?
- YES, RUNNING WHISKERS.
- HAR! THEN PROCEED
WITH THE PLAN.
HAR HAR!
- [GASPING]
- HEATHCLIFF!
- LET US OUT!
- HELP!
- [ALL YELLING]
- NO!
- WHO'S THERE?!
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO US!
- LET US OUT OF HERE!
- OH, DEAR!
- HEATHCLIFF!
WHERE ARE YOU?!
- HEATHCLIFF, INDEED!
WHERE ARE YA?
AH, THERE HE IS.
- [SNORING]
- HEATHCLIFF! HEATHCLIFF,
WAKE UP, LADDIE!
- AH, NOT YOU AGAIN!
- HEATHCLIFF, MY BOY,
YOUR HUMAN FRIENDS
HAVE BEEN CAPTURED
AND HAULED AWAY
BY A TRIBE OF SAVAGE CATS.
- CUT IT OUT, FINNEGAN!
- IT'S THE TRUTH, LAD.
PELICAN'S HONOR.
- PELICAN'S HONOR?!
WHERE DID THEY TAKE THEM?
- INTO THE JUNGLE, LAD.
WE'D BEST BE ON OUR WAY.
- OK, TURTLE.
LET'S GET GOIN'!
MOVE IT, TURTLE. MOVE IT!
- I'M AFRAID
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I'M A TURTLE, AND THIS
ISHOW I MOVE IT.
- DID YA EVER HEAR
OF TURTLE SOUP?
LET'S GET GOIN'.
MOVE IT, TURTLE!
THANKS FOR THE LIFT.
- YYYIIIIEEEAAAGH!
- HUH?
- [CATS MEOWING]
- WHAT'S HAPPENING, GRANDPA?
- I DON'T KNOW, IGGY,
BUT DON'T YOU WORRY.
I'LL GET US OUT OF THIS.
- I HOPE HE'S BETTER
AT GETTIN' US OUTTA HERE
THAN HE IS
AT CATCHIN' FISH.
- I SAY THESE STRANGE
CREATURES ARE SPIES
FOR AN INVADING TRIBE.
AND WE SHOULD DEAL WITH THEM
THE WAY WE ALWAYS
DEAL WITH SPIES.
- YEAH!
- YEAH!
- YEAH!
- SPIES?! LET'S GET 'EM!
- RUNNING WHISKERS IS RIGHT!
DOWN WITH THE SPIES!
- YEAH!
- YEAH!
- YEAH!
- [TARZAN YELL]
- [EXCITED MURMURING]
- AHEM, AHEM.
I, CHIEF WHAT'S-FOR-DINNER,
RULER OF THE MEOW-MEOWS,
WELCOME THE GREAT ONE,
WHOM THE LEGENDS FORETOLD.
- YAY!
- YAY!
- YAY!
- SPEAK TO US, O GREAT ONE.
- SO TELL ME, CHIEF
WHAT'S-FOR-DINNER,
WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
- YAY!
- YAY!
- YAY!
- THE GREAT ONE HAS SPOKEN!
- YA CAN'T BLAME 'EM
FOR LOVIN' ME.
- AND NOW,
AS THE LEGENDS FORETOLD,
THE GREAT ONE WILL MARRY
THE FAIREST MAIDEN
OF THE MEOW-MEOW TRIBE.
- ALL RIGHT!
THIS IS THE LIFE.
- AND THE FAIREST MAIDEN IS--
[CHUCKLES] OF COURSE--
MY OLDEST DAUGHTER,
PRINCESS SNACK-A-LOT.
- YECH!
- HUH?
- HUH?
- HUH?
- YOU SPOKE, O GREAT ONE?
- YEAH, I SPOKE,
AND I SAID "YECH!"
- YECH?
- YOU GOT IT.
NO WAY AM I GONNA MARRY
THAT TUB OF LARD.
- [GASPING]
- IF HE WON'T MARRY
PRINCESS SNACK-A-LOT,
HE'S AN IMPOSTOR! A FAKE!
- IMPOSTOR! FAKE!
- FAKE!
- FAKE!
- FAKE!
- UH-OH.
- HEATHCLIFF!
- PILOT TO BOMBER.
PILOT TO BOMBER.
WE HAVE A TARGET IN SIGHT.
- [YELLING]
- BOMBER TO PILOT.
WE ARE OVER THE TARGET.
BOMBS AWAY.
HEH HEH HEH!
PILOT TO CREW.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
LET'S TAKE HER HOME.
- WHOA-OOH-OOH!
- EVERYONE IN THE BOAT!
HURRY!
- WHOA! THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
- I TOLD YA I'D GET US
OUTTA THERE.
- I WONDER WHAT KIND
OF PEOPLE THEY WERE.
- I NEVER SAW THEM,
BUT THEY ACTED
JUST LIKE ANIMALS.
- WELL, LADDIE,
IT LOOKS AS IF
YOU'RE NO LONGER
"O GREAT ONE."
- HEH HEH HEH!
YOU WANNA BET?
HEH HEH HEH!
- HERE, SIRE. THANK YOU, SIRE.
WHATEVER YOU WISH, SIR.
- HERE, SIRE. THANK YOU, SIRE.
WHATEVER YOU WISH, SIR.
- HERE, SIRE. THANK YOU, SIRE.
WHATEVER YOU WISH, SIR.
- HEY, WATCH THIS SLICK KICK.
- [CHEERING]
- OOF!
- WELL, THERE GOES
THE THEORY
THAT CATS ALWAYS
LAND ON THEIR FEET.
- THOSE FELLOWS ARE A DISGRACE
TO CATS EVERYWHERE.
THE TIME HAS COME
TO EXPEL THOSE RUFFIANS
FROM OUR PARK.
PLEASE, GENTLEMEN,
YOU'RE SPOILING
MY CONCENTRATION.
OOOH
THAT DOES IT.
THIS MEANS WAR!
YOU'RE VIOLATING
OUR AGREEMENT.
NOTHING OF YOURS
CROSSES THE LINE.
- NOW, HOLD ON!
- I MUST INSIST YOU CHAPS
VACATE THE PARK,
OR WE WILL EXPEL YOU
BY FORCE IF NECESSARY.
- [LAUGHING]
- OK, BOYS, LET'S
SHOW THESE SNOBS
WHAT WE CAN DO.
- HYAAAAH!
- [GIGGLES]
HA HA HA!
- WE'RE BAD,
AND WE'RE MAD.
- [LAUGHING]
[FWEEEET]
- LANCE, I THINK IT'S TIME YOU
AND ME HAVE A LITTLE TALK.
- I WONDER WHERE
OUR BOSS CAT IS AT.
- [YAWNS]
- WHOA!
- [GROANING]
- WILL YOU GUYS STOP
LOOKING LIKE A SANDWICH
AND GET OVER HERE?
- WHAT TOOK SO LONG?
- NEGOTIATIONS.
IF WE WIN AN IRON CA
TAG TEAM COMPETITION
AGAINST THE SNOBS,
THE PARK IS OURS.
- DUH, YOU MEAN,
LIKE A RACE? WOW!
- THIS IS
- ONE RACE THOSE SNOBS AIN'
LIKELY TO FORGET.
ALL RIGHT!
- WE'LL PUNCH 'EM
AND CRUNCH 'EM.
- [SNIFFING]
DUH, WHAT'S THIS?
- SNEEZING POWDER.
USED CORRECTLY,
YOUR OPPONEN
WILL BE SNEEZING FOR DAYS.
AH-CHOO!
- WHAT WE WILL DO IS SHOW
THOSE SNOBS A THING OR TWO.
- WAIT'LL YOU SEE
THE REST OF THE STUFF.
IF WE'RE GONNA CHEAT,
WE'RE GONNA DO IT RIGHT.
- WE GOTTA RACE
FAIR AND SQUARE.
OUR REPUTATION
DEPENDS ON IT.
- YOU NUTS OR SOMETHIN'?!
HOW WE GONNA WIN?
- HARD WORK, DISCIPLINE,
AND CONCENTRATION.
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
- I'LL WAGER THEY'LL CHEA
AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY.
THERE'S NOT AN HONEST BONE
IN THEIR BODIES.
OUR ONLY CHANCE OF WINNING
IS TO BE TWICE AS TRICKY
AND CONNIVING.
"CHAPTER ONE--HOW TO CHEAT.
STEP NUMBER ONE--BE FAMILIAR
WITH YOUR TERRAIN."
GLUB, GLUB,
GLUB, GLUB, GLUB.
"STEP NUMBER 2--
BE PREPARED
FOR THE UNEXPECTED."
[THUNDER]
WHOOAAAHHHH!
- [SNICKERING]
WHOOOOAAAHH!
WHOO-WHOO-WHOO-WHOO!
OOF!
- BOUNCY,
BOUNCY, BOUNCY ♪
- OOHH!
[GROANING]
- OK, GUYS.
LET'S GET IN SHAPE.
1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
- [GROANING]
- 1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
- [GROANING]
- YEOW!
- [GROANING]
- [SNORING]
- TIME FOR ICE CREAM.
I CAN HARDLY WAIT.
- HEH HEH HEH.
- HEH HEH HEH.
- WE ALL SCREAM
FOR ICE CREAM ♪
DO DEE DEE DO-DO
DEE-DUM ♪
HUH?
WOW.
THIS MUST BE MAGIC.
A WHOLE ICE CREAM CAR
FOR ME.
NOW, THIS KINDA EXERCISE,
I CAN REALLY GET INTO.
- HEH HEH HEH
- HEH HEH HEH
- [CHEERING]
- WHERE IS MUNGO?
- YIKES!
[SLOSHING]
IT'S A MONSTER!
- IT'S AN ELEPHANT.
- IT'S--
- OOOHH!
- OOOHH!
- OOOHH!
- LOOKS LIKE
HE'S BEEN EXERCISING
HIS APPETITE!
- IT'S TOO LATE
TO WORRY ABOUT IT NOW.
WORDSWORTH,
YOU START ON BICYCLE.
MUNGO NEXT ON SKATES.
HECTOR DOES THE RUN,
AND I'LL FINISH UP SWIMMING.
LET'S GO!
- [CHEERING]
- YIIIIKES!
OOOOHH!
- HEY, WHAT A LAUGH;
A FAB PHOTOGRAPH.
CHEESE!
YEOW!
WHAAAA!
[SQUAWKING]
YAAAHH-AH-AH-AH-AH!
- OH, NO! A BUSH
ATE WORDSWORTH!
- FORGET THE BUSH AND MUSH!
GO MUNGO!
- YEEEOOOW!
- YEEEOOOW!
BRAWK!
BRAWK!
- WHOA-OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH!
WHHOOOOAAA!
OH, NOOOO!
MOMMY!
WHHOOOOAAA!
[SQUAWKING]
TWEET, TWEET, TWEET.
EEK!
DUH, HELLO.
- OOF!
NICE TAG.
- I CAN FLY! I CAN FLY!
- WHOA! YI-YI-YI-YI-YIKES!
AS WORDSWORTH WOULD SAY,
LET THE BEES SNEEZE.
[SNEEZING]
HURRY!
HURRY!
- COME ON, RIFF RAFF!
FLOAT LIKE A BOAT!
- NOBODY SWIMS THAT FAST,
NOT EVEN A FISH.
- [CHEERING]
- OH, NO!
- YEOW!
- [CHEERING]
- RUN!
- WHOA!
- HEY! THAT'S CHEATING!
- [CHEERING]
- OK, GUYS,
LET'S ALL SHAKE PAWS.
- ALL RIGHT.
IF YOU INSIST.
- ICING ON THE CAKE!
- YEOW!
- YEOW!
- YEOW!
- [LAUGHING]
- WHY CHEA
WHEN YOU CAN'T BE BEAT?
- 'CAUSE THERE'S NO CONTES
WHEN YOU'RE THE BEST.
- HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
AND NO CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU