How to Rock (2012) s01e13 Episode Script

Wow.
You're looking great, ring finger.
Well, you're looking even better, pointer finger.
Oh, stop.
Man, I wish it was Halloween every day.
Yeah, you walk up to people's houses, You demand candy, you get candy.
How beast is that? I'm shocked you two don't try that every day.
We do.
It never works.
But the day it does Whoo! I'm loving our hand costume, But why do I have to be the thumb? Hey, the thumb is cool.
Take it from the pinkie.
You and I are the surfer fingers.
Whoo! You guys aren't that cool.
Nelson and I are the nose-picking fingers.
That's right.
When people want to dig for gold, They come to us.
Whoo! Well, once Kacey gets here and we all come together Boom! The band becomes a hand.
Well, she better get here soon.
We've got 1.
3 miles to cover.
In approximately 21/2 hours, Which means if we leave now, We've only got 48 seconds per house.
Let's go find her.
Uh, you're not a finger.
I can explain.
I am not a finger be Whoa! Thank you.
I am not a finger because the band that Molly hired.
So we could show up in our cool costumes.
With our instruments.
And blow the roof off that joint.
We could, but we won't.
- We've been planning on trick-or-treating for months.
Look how excited they are.
- Guys, we've all been trick-or-treating, And it's great.
I'm just saying that playing at this party.
Will give us a chance.
To do something a little different.
Kacey makes a really good point.
Yeah.
- I say we go trick-or-treating.
Agreed.
I cannot believe.
That you guys are actually bailing on me.
I figure out a great place to play; You guys decide you want to.
Spend your night acting like little kids.
We're not bailing on you.
You're bailing on us.
And we are not little kids.
Where's my Pumpkin? Looks like you'll be a solo act.
Looks like I will.
How am I supposed to pick up girls as a thumb? Could have been a werewolf.
No, don't ever do that again.
- Thumb works.
- Yeah, it's okay.
Fine! You know what? I don't need you.
I can play the guitar.
And the keyboards.
And the bass.
And the drums.
Thud! Oh, look.
Birdies.
Ow! What? What happened? I really hit my head.
Oh, my.
Phew! Oh, good.
It's not just me.
It's not just me! Only You Can Be You only I can be me you always want to be what you're not can't you be happy with what you've got? you're perfect the way you are with your insecurities, flaws, and scars your life's too short to worry don't you know it's true Only You Can Be You only I can be me Only You Can Be You only I can be me Only You Can Be You only I can be me Only You Can Be You only I can be me I can be me .
Uh, people, Are we not into forks and knives and plates? Duh, we're not people.
We're werewolves.
Right.
Werewolves.
I've got nothing against people.
They're delicious.
Come on, Kacey, dig in.
Fresh meat.
It looks gross.
But I have to admit, It's really making my mouth water.
What's that smell? Did somebody roll in dead pigeon? That would be me.
Pretty sweet, right? Whoa, you're vampires.
Whoa, you're the master of the obvious.
I thought I was the master of the obvious.
You're also the master of the obvious.
Totes master obvi! Guys, did you hear? There's a big vampire dance tomorrow night.
Every monster who's any monster will be there.
Sounds fun.
Oh, it will be.
Oh, wait.
I just remembered.
No dogs allowed.
Sorry.
Come on, Grace, Let's not waste another second.
Of our eternal lives.
Poof! Vamp power.
Quiet down, take your seats.
Yes, Andy? Question? Brains.
That's not a question, Andy.
Brains? No, you're not gonna eat brains in my class, all right? Now, yesterday we were discussing.
The legend of the chosen one.
Where'd we leave off? Oh, um, you said, "get out, you freaks, I'm beat.
" Before that.
You told us the chosen one appears every 100 years.
And that the chosen one will have mystical powers, Heretofore unimagined.
And that I'm probably the chosen one.
No.
Uh What I said was, We don't know who the chosen one is.
The chosen one could be anybody.
You just got to wait for the signs.
What are those signs? Ooh! Um Blond hair and fangs.
No.
Brains? No.
Andy, enough with the brains.
No more brains, all right? Thousands of feet of gauze wrapped around them? No, and whoever's tying you up isn't doing a very tight job.
So no, not you.
Here's the signs.
A shaft of golden light Uh, Mr.
March? Uh, not now, miss Simon.
I am working.
A cascade of golden sparkles.
Mr.
March? Thud! Am I talking? Because no one's listening.
All right? A voice like the siren of imperia.
I think I might be the chosen one me too beat it I can't believe it! I'm the chosen one! So what exactly is the chosen one? The chosen one is the one who is chosen.
By the chooser.
But no one knows who the chooser is.
Or why he chooses his choice of chosen one.
Thanks, guys, that was really helpful.
You know what? Actually, I think it's in our textbooks.
The book of truth chapter 13.
Is all about the chosen one thing.
We could read ahead.
Oh, sure, let's give ourselves extra homework.
Nerd.
- Uh-huh.
Oh, Kacey, don't forget.
Tonight is a huge night for us.
It's a full moon, and it's Halloween.
I am so hip.
Yeah, we're gonna hit every house on wolf mountain.
And howl for meat.
Absolutely.
Trick-or-meating I wouldn't miss it.
- All right, see you.
- See you later.
What is that delicious smell? Well, Hello, gorgeous.
Playing hard to get, are we? I'm not gonna Chase after a steak on a plate.
Who am I kidding? Come here, steak! Hello, Kacey.
What brings you here? I'm betting it was the steak on a string.
Where am I? Welcome to our inner sanctum.
That's vampire for.
Bathroom.
You know what? I don't think I should be in here.
So I'm just gonna take my steak to go.
And if you guys have any baked potato, That would be awesome.
Sorry, we're all out.
Actually, we'd love you to stay.
Please, make yourself at home, Chosen one.
We have a variety of beauty products.
For you to sample.
A coffin? I just use a makeup bag.
- To keep 100-year-old skin looking good, One must moisturize.
Sorry.
Ow.
I cut my finger.
Oh, look.
Blood.
Delicious blood.
Grace! No eating our guest.
Kacey, I brought you here.
Because I was wrong about you.
And I want to make it up to you.
So I'd like you and your band.
To play the vampire dance tonight.
I thought you said "no dogs allowed.
" Oh, chosey, the things you say.
You're not dogs.
You're Noble creatures.
None nobler Than Kacey Simon.
Beautiful, stylish And that voice, it It gives me shivers.
Wow.
Thank you, Molly.
So you'll play at our dance? Uh, I don't know.
It's just that there's a full moon, And we already have plans, so All I know is, if I was the chosen one, I wouldn't want to be howling for meat.
I'd want to be singing.
In front of a school of adoring monsters.
Uh, well, when you put it like that Okay.
We'll play the dance.
Fab! We'll see you tonight.
Poof! Those little purses are so cute.
Thanks, chosey.
Guys! Guys! Great news! Molly asked us.
To play the vampire dance tonight! Wait, tonight? No way.
It's Halloween.
We're going trick-or-meating, remember? Oh, there's that nice witch on wolf mountain.
Who gives out caramel covered cats.
- Love her.
- So good.
Guys, that sounds really fun, But wouldn't it be even more fun.
If we all played the vampire dance? No.
Come on, guys.
Please.
Please? Please? Kacey.
We're werewolves.
This is what werewolves have been doing.
Since time began, And this is what we're doing tonight.
Then fine.
You know what? Go without me.
I'll rock the vampire dance solo.
- Kacey, wait.
- Come on.
Does anyone else think it's weird.
That Molly and the vampires are suddenly interested in Kacey.
Now that she's the chosen one? They're up to something.
You're right.
Something is going on at that dance tonight.
And I'm pretty sure I know where we can find the answer.
The book of truth.
Great idea, Zander.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hello! I brought up the book of truth, Like, two hours ago.
Found it.
Chapter 13.
Oh, werewolf of the year.
Yeah, babe! Seriously? "if the chosen one sings a sustained high note.
During a full moon on Halloween" "the portal to the demon world will open" "releasing the demons" "and destroying the werewolves" "forever"? We have to stop Kacey from singing at that vampire dance.
Sorry.
Thunder makes me fart.
Put me down, dog.
Poof! Soon, Grace, We'll go to a school without werewolves, A school where everyone who remains.
Must swear loyalty to the vampires.
A school where I, Molly Garfunkel, Will rule with an iron fist.
School domination really brings out your eyes.
Doesn't it? Oh, she's here! Your chosenness, coming through.
Kacey, you made it.
Where's the rest of yourPack? Uh, yeah, I'm sort of a solo act tonight.
But don't worry.
I'm still gonna bring down the house.
Oh, I know you will.
Now, we have something special we'd like you to sing.
Oh.
You see, I don't really take requests.
It's Molly's favorite song.
Well, if it's your favorite.
Whoa.
That is a long time to hold a high note.
But you can do it, right? Uh, of course.
I mean, I am the chosen one.
Oh, Kacey, if I had a heart, It'd be warmed right now.
We have to get to Kacey.
Before she sings that high note.
Or the portal to the demon world will open, Destroying all of werewolf kind.
We probably should not let her sing.
You think? There are some hot chicks at this party.
Whoo.
We probably should not let her sing.
All right, listen.
Everyone, let's get out on the dance floor.
And party down in Halloween ta-ha-ha-ha Hown! I don't see Kacey anywhere.
Molly will know where Kacey is.
One of us should go talk to her.
Not it.
I'll go.
Bunch of scaredy-cats.
Cats? How dare you? You two want to do it? Oh, no, no, no, I'm fine.
I'm a Cat.
Meow.
Poof! Can I help you? I need to talk to Kacey.
Oh, sorry.
Chosen one's busy right now.
I'll let her know you stopped by.
Look, we know what you're up to, And we're here to stop it.
- A-ho! Zander.
All heroic and dangerous looking.
Me likey.
Well, I appreciate that.
You know, your whole pale fangy thing, That's working for me.
Wait, wait.
I will not let you destroy all werewolf kind.
So hot.
Yeah, I don't think.
There's anything you can do to stop it.
Hairy boy.
you can run, but you cannot hide I'ma catch you on the other side are you my friend or my enemy? close your eyes and tell me what you see I'm a beast, are you scared? and the ties don't prevail don't lie Kacey, stop.
They're gonna open a portal that's gonna are you scared? and the ties don't prevail don't lie the clouds are dark and the moon is full tonight oh yeah there's a war on the dance floor are you ready for the fight? oh-whoa! push and pull I'm torn between two sides yeah, it doesn't matter who's wrong or right losing my mind a bit at a time feel the rush and step into the light I'm a beast, are you scared? and the ties don't prevail don't lie I'm a beast, are you scared? and the ties don't prevail don't lie Kacey! the clouds are dark and the moon is full tonight oh yeah there's a war on the dance floor Kacey, you have to stop singing.
You can't hit that high note.
there's something different .
It's no use.
We can't get to her.
She's about to hit that note and the portal's gonna open.
Where is the portal? ooh there's something different about that I smile I'm mesmerized by the bright lights let's just enjoy the rain! click! It's the cafeteria window, of course.
I knew the fish sticks were bad, But I didn't realize they were pure evil.
Come on.
Go! What's going on? Oh, nothing.
Just our ultimate triumph.
It's beautiful! You opened the portal to the demon world.
You released the demons that will destroy the werewolves.
What have I done? We just told you! - Bye-bye, werewolves.
No! You're alive.
Of course we're alive.
We're always alive.
So there's no portal of evil.
Destroying the werewolves.
And giving vampires dominion over the school? Well, if there is, I missed it.
I had the weirdest dream.
You were there, and you and you and you.
And Molly and Grace were vampires.
Oh, I've had that dream.
But Grace was like, a hot vampire, right? In mine, she was.
So why did you guys come back for me? 'cause we felt like we were kind of hard on you.
And even though you ditched us, We want to spend Halloween together, So if it's that important to you to play that party, We'll play it with you.
I can't believe that you guys came back for me.
You're amazing.
I'll be honest.
I didn't want to come back.
There's only one thing we need to be doing right now.
And that is trick-or-meating.
- Did you just say "trick-or-meating"? I Hope not.
Well, let's get you in your finger suit.
Wait.
Can my finger have an awesome wig? No.
So I guess that's like exing out the dress then too? You could even walk through the door.
Well, I'm still gonna be a royal finger.
Trick-or-treat! Okay.
I get the whole vampire werewolf y thing, But the chosen one? Really? Hey, it's my dream.
So vampire Molly was totally into me, huh? Interesting.
Team Zander, baby! Whoa! You're a ski bunny.
That is so cute.
What kind of candy are they giving out? Oh, peanut butter buddies.
I love peanut butter, man.
Grace? No.
No, definitely not.
My name is Kacey.
Like yours.
You're supposed to be at the perf party, Not trick-or-treating.
Don't tell Molly! Well, guys, happy Halloween.
Pointer finger, out! No worries.
If anyone needs a nose-picking finger, I'm good to go.
That's what I'm talking about.
- Kevin, you ain't nothing but a gold-digger.
Okay, right right foot.