I Heart Arlo (2021) s01e13 Episode Script

It's original ♪
Like me!
[opening theme music plays]
[Arlo] We all need
Someone to hold us up ♪
To help us on
We make each other better ♪
Though the world's not always right
Tough times, they can make us strong ♪
We all belong
We're beautiful together ♪
We're beautiful together ♪
[seagulls squawking]
[twinkles]
Ooh! Look at that.
You never know
What you'll find on the beach ♪
There's a world full of treasures
All within reach ♪
Old sandals, a cooler
Someone's blood pressure medication ♪
Oh, hold on. Whoa, this is serious.
Um, hey, if anyone's lost some medicine
Whoa!
[scratches head]
What in the
[upbeat, mysterious music plays]
A mini-golf windmill!
First the beach gave me a soggy couch,
now it's sharing a big soggy house!
Bertie's right,
the ocean really is magical.
Sigh! I wish I had a house.
Oh, woe is me.
[sighs]
Um, hey, there. Are you lost?
Oh, little old me?
Not lost, just wandering,
looking for a place to call home.
Innocent sigh.
[sighs]
Oh, no! You need a place to live?
Oh, nothing fancy. [chuckles]
Just a simple place
to rest my little lady head.
Oh, rickety-biscuits! You poor thing.
What's your name? Where are you from?
Do you have any hopes and dreams?
What's your favorite pizza topping?
Well, I don't want to be a bother,
but I'm Lily, don't worry about it,
yes and yes, and pineapple ham.
- [chuckles]
- Whoa, whoa.
A pleasure to make your acquaintance.
[chuckles]
I'm Arlo and I definitely
can help you find a home.
But first, you think you can
help me get out of this hole?
You should move to Seaside.
We've been fixing it up,
and we're looking
for new residents like you.
Oh, I just don't know if I'd fit in.
But that's the beauty of Seaside!
Everyone fits in, no matter who you are
or what you do. We're cool with it!
Wait, really?
You're just cool with everything?
Yes.
Oh, mollusks.
Everywhere else I've been, as soon as
I settle in, people seem to want me gone.
I never even got the chance
to pick out a welcome mat.
What? That's terrible!
I promise you,
that will never happen here in Seaside.
Come meet the neighbors.
[Arlo] Hey, hey, Marcellus!
[intriguing music plays]
Can it be?
[ominous sting]
Not good.
- Lily!
- Marcy!
[laughs] Lily!
Arlo! So you two know each other?
Oh, yeah, Lily and I go way back.
- [laughs]
- Gosh. What are the odds?
You on the run again?
Mm. You know me, I'm always moving.
[chuckles]
See? I told you Seasiders
will welcome you with open arms.
I'm thinking about settling down here.
What do you think?
Best idea ever, right?
Is it? If we [chuckles]
actually take the time to think about it?
[gasps] Oh, look!
An old man carrying
a sack of money that looks very heavy.
I'm going to help him carry that.
Can't be too careful!
- [chuckles]
- [groans]
Oh, gosh, she's great. Isn't she?
Kid, look. Lily is bad news.
She's from the tank like me.
I like you. The more, the merrier.
She's a larcenist!
If she starts a fire,
there's a lot of water on the beach.
What? No, that's an arsonist!
A larcenist, a thief!
That's all right. We all start somewhere.
Ugh. I'm only telling you this because I
[exhales deeply]
care.
- Aw!
- She's a load of soggy news.
She can't live here.
You gotta tell her she's gotta go.
That's the opposite of what I want to do.
Seaside should be welcome to everyone,
even people who made mistakes
in their past.
Trust me.
You keep a bad apple like that around,
she'll spoil the whole bunch.
No, I gotta try harder
to make sure Lily feels at home here.
Oh, well, I tried,
which is more than I usually do.
Hey, where are my Speedos?
[ominous music plays]
[siren wailing in distance]
- [dog barks]
- [giggling]
[clacks]
Hmm.
[giggles echo]
- [Tony yelling over phone]
- [yawns]
Morning, Tony.
Ugh. Jeez Louise. Ugh.
Calm down. Just slept in a little.
Don't get your mustache in a twist,
- I'm coming right over.
- [engine backfires]
Uh
Huh?
[gasps] Oh! Tony!
I think Lily just jacked my tires!
[hums melodically]
Huh?
Sorry, we're a little short-staffed today.
Alia said she got her tires stolen.
Ah! My plants! They're gone!
[screams] I've been robbed!
- What's going on here?
- [Thao] My mail!
We got a thief in Seaside!
Oh, no! My money! Ah!
Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
[dings]
Oh, thank goodness.
My buttons!
- [screams] No!
- [seagulls squawk]
[laughs]
[twinkling]
- [door chimes]
- Great. Thanks for coming, everybody.
Now I can get you all
to sign the welcome card for Lily.
I made it out of macaroni.
Arlo, we called you here. Remember?
Oh, right.
[gasps] Furlecia!
What are those?
Don't look at me!
They're the only shoes I had left.
My heels, gone.
My platforms, gone.
My wedges, gone!
My only pair of kitten heels,
nowhere to be found!
[crying] My beautiful collection!
Lily is stealing everyone's stuff.
She is?
I used to know
what numbers I was pressing,
but now it's just a mystery!
[sobbing]
Plus, she took all my Speedos!
Now I gotta wear
this towel around until I find it!
You could, uh, wear pants.
What am I, rich?
Arlo, she's gotta go.
She's ruining our town!
Okay, now wait just a minute.
We cannot prove
she was responsible for all of this.
There was the overwhelming scent
of butter and lemon
left at the scene of the crime.
That ain't hard evidence.
- I saw her run off with my tires.
- It could have been anybody.
I've got her on tape.
[static crackles]
- What!
- [Marcellus] Listen,
I know you don't want to believe it,
but Lily's a menace and she's gotta go.
Guys, we can't kick her out.
Seaside was built by a ragtag team
of misfits and outsiders.
If we turn away
the first outsider who doesn't fit,
we're turning our backs on ourselves.
[sighs] Mm, Arlo
There must be a better way.
[Bertie] Arlo, you're naked.
Berries and cream! I've been robbed!
- [door chimes]
- [hums melodically]
- [deflates]
- She's gotta go.
You guys are right.
I'm sorry I didn't listen before.
Now I see things can't continue like this.
So, you're going to go talk to her?
Nope. I'm going to theft-proof
our entire town. Problem solved.
- [tape squeaks]
- [upbeat music plays]
[dings]
[clanking]
- [whimpers]
- [electricity crackles]
[hammering]
[kisses fingers]
- [clatters]
- [Thao] Hey, that's mine!
I also love cheese-less pizza!
[chuckling, munching]
Fine. I'll talk to her.
- Hey. Lils?
- Oh!
My good pal Arlo!
What's with the distressed elephant face
and distressed townsfolk?
Hmm?
Um, we're just concerned about you.
Like, maybe Seaside's not so great.
Maybe you want to live somewhere else.
Live somewhere else?
[laughs] Are you kidding?
Seaside is claws down the very best.
I've never felt more at home and welcome.
I don't have enough legs to tell you
how many times I've been run out of town
for my stealing habits,
but you guys are totally cool with it.
Actually, Lily,
we actually aren't that cool with it.
If you keep stealing,
you'll have to bounce.
What about all your talk
about anyone being welcome in Seaside?
No, I do want you to feel welcome,
but just not welcome to everyone's stuff.
It's not fair
to the rest of the neighborhood.
- [melancholy music plays]
- [sighs] Oh, boiled again.
Let me pack up my bindle
and I'll be out of your hair.
Ribbit!
I guess Seaside is like everywhere else.
Don't feel too bad. It's not your fault.
But getting my hopes up was your fault,
so you can feel bad for that.
I know it was hard,
but you did the right thing.
Did I? It doesn't really feel like it.
Hey, where are my tires?
Oh, sorry, they're over in that pile
with all your other lost stuff.
- [upbeat music plays]
- OMG. My pom-pom party turtleneck!
- I haven't seen this in years!
- [jingles]
Oh, my cookie tin of secrets!
Oh, I thought I lost this!
[mysterious voice] Secrets!
[whooshes]
[clattering]
My old teacup.
I looked everywhere for this.
How did you find it, Lily?
What can I say? I have a talent. [scoffs]
[Bertie hums melodically]
Is stealing only stealing
if you know it's gone?
I don't think it works like that.
But if it's lost, it isn't stolen.
It's something else.
It's it's
Still stolen.
Found! It's found! I know what to do.
Lily, wait!
Lily! Lily!
[muffled] Ooph! Hold on. Don't go nowhere.
I figured out a way
you can stay in Seaside!
How? I can't stop stealing. [munches]
[with mouth full] I love it too much.
What if you could channel your talents
into something that
doesn't take from the neighborhood,
- but gives back?
- [munches]
Hmm [gasps]
Mm!
Welcome to Lily's Lost and Found,
where your trash is my treasure!
Hey, have you seen my back scratcher?
Oh, thanks.
You know,
it's kind of nice having you around.
See you soon, Marcy! [laughs]
Lils! I've got a present for you.
[gasps] Butter me up
with a side of broccoli.
You shouldn't have!
Everyone pitched in.
We figured now that you're home,
you're going to need a welcome mat.
[gasps] Oh, kid! You're the larcenist now!
Stealing my heart like this!
[cries]
Welcome to Seaside, Lost and Found Lily.
[gasps] Aww! [sniffs]
Come here!
[closing theme music plays]