Mr. Bean (1990) s01e13 Episode Script
Goodnight, Mr. Bean
(Siren ) (Siren stops ) - You get the door, John.
- Right.
What's wrong? Here, here, give it to me.
Twenty-two.
What the hell do you think you're doing? Pinching my bottom in a hospital queue.
- Good morning.
Name, please.
- Er, Bean.
What seems to be the problem? (Mumbling) Shh.
Have a ticket and take a seat, Mr Bean.
(PA) 'Security to the east door, please.
Security to the east door.
' Twenty-three.
(Woman laughing) (Muffled shouts ) Mmm, ahh.
Aw, never mind, won't be long.
(PA) 'Dr Marlow to Obstetrics, please.
Dr Marlow.
Thank you.
' Twenty-four.
Twenty-four.
(PA) 'Staff announcement, this is a staff announcement.
'The canteen's special carvery offer 'will be on Friday this week instead of Thursday.
'Next week's special will be on Thursday as usual.
Thank you.
' Hello, Reception.
Oh (Clears throat) Fifty-two.
Yeah! (Mr Bean ) Get off! (Nurse ) Ninety-two.
That was quick.
- Hang on.
What about me? - Come back here! Somebody's turned it the wrong way up.
That's better.
There.
Twenty-six.
Yes, at last! (Nurse ) Fifty-one.
- Is this anybody's? - Mmm! Oh.
Not too long now.
Don't you worry.
Fifty-two.
Over here.
(PA) 'Dr Marlow, have you got your beeper on?' Fifty-three.
'Dr Marlow, have you got your beeper on? Thank you.
' You're risking your life, sunbeam! - Name? - Bean.
- And what is the problem? - The problem (Ranting and raving) Now come on, do something about it.
Take a ticket and have a seat, please.
(Cries out) Boo! Not bad.
The two of us.
(Scraping) Good.
(Timer ticking) (Sergeant barks order) (Mr Bean ) Oh, no! Grrr! Oh.
Ahh.
Good night.
Oh, Teddy! Oh.
Asterix.
Just a minute.
Just a minute.
Glasses.
Oh, so beautiful.
Oh, look at the time.
(Clock ticking) (Ticking stops ) (Motorcycle engine ) (Cat miaows ) (Cats screeching) Ohh Oh, well.
(Growling and barking) (Cat howling, cans rattling) (Barking) (Gasping for breath) (Changing channels, static) (Clock ticking) Woah, Bodyform! Bodyfor Of course! Oh! (Mumbled counting) Oh! (Thud)
- Right.
What's wrong? Here, here, give it to me.
Twenty-two.
What the hell do you think you're doing? Pinching my bottom in a hospital queue.
- Good morning.
Name, please.
- Er, Bean.
What seems to be the problem? (Mumbling) Shh.
Have a ticket and take a seat, Mr Bean.
(PA) 'Security to the east door, please.
Security to the east door.
' Twenty-three.
(Woman laughing) (Muffled shouts ) Mmm, ahh.
Aw, never mind, won't be long.
(PA) 'Dr Marlow to Obstetrics, please.
Dr Marlow.
Thank you.
' Twenty-four.
Twenty-four.
(PA) 'Staff announcement, this is a staff announcement.
'The canteen's special carvery offer 'will be on Friday this week instead of Thursday.
'Next week's special will be on Thursday as usual.
Thank you.
' Hello, Reception.
Oh (Clears throat) Fifty-two.
Yeah! (Mr Bean ) Get off! (Nurse ) Ninety-two.
That was quick.
- Hang on.
What about me? - Come back here! Somebody's turned it the wrong way up.
That's better.
There.
Twenty-six.
Yes, at last! (Nurse ) Fifty-one.
- Is this anybody's? - Mmm! Oh.
Not too long now.
Don't you worry.
Fifty-two.
Over here.
(PA) 'Dr Marlow, have you got your beeper on?' Fifty-three.
'Dr Marlow, have you got your beeper on? Thank you.
' You're risking your life, sunbeam! - Name? - Bean.
- And what is the problem? - The problem (Ranting and raving) Now come on, do something about it.
Take a ticket and have a seat, please.
(Cries out) Boo! Not bad.
The two of us.
(Scraping) Good.
(Timer ticking) (Sergeant barks order) (Mr Bean ) Oh, no! Grrr! Oh.
Ahh.
Good night.
Oh, Teddy! Oh.
Asterix.
Just a minute.
Just a minute.
Glasses.
Oh, so beautiful.
Oh, look at the time.
(Clock ticking) (Ticking stops ) (Motorcycle engine ) (Cat miaows ) (Cats screeching) Ohh Oh, well.
(Growling and barking) (Cat howling, cans rattling) (Barking) (Gasping for breath) (Changing channels, static) (Clock ticking) Woah, Bodyform! Bodyfor Of course! Oh! (Mumbled counting) Oh! (Thud)