Penn Zero: Part-Time Hero (2014) s01e13 Episode Script

Wherever good is threatened, heroes rise to the challenge and always save the day! Except when they don't.
And that's when I go to work.
I zap in two dimensions every day It's my job to be a hero, save the world And make things right Kung fu moles, rescue trolls Punch a zombie! Score a goal! I'm a robot, I'm a rabbit, I'm a knight Stretching, swinging, sliding by Kicking monsters in the eye Boone and Sashi always sticking by my side No villain's gonna stop Penn Zero, part-time hero! Penn Zero, part-time hero! Penn Zero, part-time hero! Penn Zero All musical instruments can be classified into one of four groups: percussion, strings, woodwinds and? - Troll butts.
- Correct.
Troll butts are a warlock's favorite snack.
I also would have accepted the unicorn hearts, snakerdoodles, or babies.
Okay, Boone, you're up.
How do you disembowel a zombie chicken? I don't know.
You're the hero.
As long as you know it, the Boones can rock the tunes.
Those are, uh, those are earmuffs.
Well, if they were earmuffs, how would they play music? This is a real song coming through the headphones They aren't earmuffs They are headphones Music, music Uh, Boone, you're on my spot.
- So? - Hey, Boone.
- You're on my spot! - Dude, this is my jam.
Yeah! Dude! - My spot.
- My headphones! Good luck! Cool.
We're astronauts in space where everything floats.
Fascinating.
Whoa! Protect me, Penn! Penn? Guys? Hello? Guys.
Anyone there? Hello? Where are you? Penn, do you copy? Sash? Where are you? Are you guys ghosts? Are you invisible? Pretty sure I'm visible.
Boone and I can see each other.
The best way to figure something out is to talk louder.
Penn!! We are ghosts! - Boone, stop! - Stop yelling, or stop making sense? - Yelling! Stop yelling! - All right, but in the future, let's try to be more specific.
Sorry, Penn.
Okay, we're a science crew.
An evil doctor is trying to stop us from curing an infected patient.
- Uh-oh.
- Uh-oh? Uh-oh what? Is this a rare good news uh-oh? We've been shrunk down so we can inject the patient from the inside.
And the patient is you.
We're totally into your body.
Okay, wait.
Inside my body? I am not comfortable with this.
But out of curiosity, where in me are you? I'm not sure.
But there's a bunch of places I sure hope we aren't.
This makes no sense.
Penn can't be the patient.
He's supposed to be in here saving the day.
But he's not, which means Penn's the wise man, I'm the sidekick, and Boone is Finish the sentence! What is Boone?! Happy, angry, showered with presents? - Please say presents! - the hero.
Oh, boy.
Okay, this must've happened because we switched spots on the zap platform.
Oh, Boone, you delightful scamp.
Don't worry.
You can totally do this.
Be the hero, but if you can't, I nominate Sashi as backup hero, so take your orders from her.
Oh, thank goodness.
Good thinkin', Penn.
Warning.
Approaching vessel.
Larry, did you paint a smiley face on my capsule? No.
Do you like it? Sashi, I am glad you are here to tell me exactly what to do.
Sashi? Sashi, you're not unconscious, are you? - Mmmm.
- Oh, uh well, I might not have Sashi, - but I can still talk to you, Penn.
- Ow! Oh, well, I might not have Sashi or Penn, but I can still make delicious waffles.
Warning.
Enemy vessel entering attack mode.
Prepare for annihilation in approximately 10 seconds.
Oh, man, I am not the hero.
I don't know how to handle these stressful situations.
I'm a fun-lovin', good-lookin' cool guy.
What would Penn tell me to do? Boone, find the hero that lives deep in your chest, or maybe your stomach, and then, be that hero.
You're very wise, Imaginary Penn.
Warning.
Annihilation in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Zero.
Huh? Ow! What's going on? Ah! Uh, Imaginary Penn? I need your help again.
Where am I supposed to take the medicine? Uh, yeah, that is a good question.
Hey, what's that? Oh, real mature.
Fine.
Hide in my head.
I've still got real Sashi.
Sashi.
Sashi! The specs! I can take the specs.
Oh, glasses, do your thing.
Teddy.
Teddy.
Whoa, these things must record everything she sees.
Ew! I heart Teddy.
Excuse me.
Are you following me? I do not love you! That is no way to show Teddy you heart him.
Wait.
That's it.
The heart! If I can get the medicine to Penn's heart, the blood will carry it to the rest of his body.
All I have to do is navigate this extremely complicated submarine through incredibly delicate anatomy, and somehow deliver the medicine and the only thing stopping me is I don't know how to do any of that! Well, then, get wise, Mr.
Hero Wise Man.
Well, that would involve me studying, I don't even know if I could concentrate that long.
Boones can do anything if Boones rocks the tunes.
Boone reads on, and on and on and on And Boone reads on, and on and on and on Boone thinks learning is really keen Yeah, yeah, really, really keen Boone just rammed into my spleen Boone just mastered flying Boone is flying Boone is also learning Kung Fu Boone, Boone, Boone, Boone, Boone, Boone Boone, Boone, Boone, Boone, Boone, Boone Boone, Boone, Boone Looks like El Boone can be the hero.
Yeah! I need to high five somebody right now.
Way to go, Boone.
I heart you more than Teddy.
Thanks, Sashi.
But honestly, let's keep it professional.
Now, to find the heart, and inject Penn with stuff.
Well, it could be worse.
My ear.
Ugh! Warning, warning.
Patient in distress.
Patient in distress.
We have to get to the heart now! Whoa! This is it.
Now or never.
The buck stops here! Seize the day! Go big or go home.
Stop, drop and roll.
Get off my plane! Huh? I have to see Penn Zero's face before I float him away.
Wait a minute.
Hello.
Are you the one with the flip-flops and the nose? Yeah.
Penn's the patient and Sashi's unconscious.
It's a long story.
A lot of things are wrong.
Mostly my fault, but today, I'm the hero.
And so help me, I'm gonna make it to Penn's heart, and there's no way you will stop me! If he delivers the medicine to the heart, it'll kill Penn.
Let him pass.
- Yes! - What are you doing? Nothin' much, sleepyhead.
Except I beat Rippen all by myself, and will save Penn when I get this to his heart.
- Ready.
- Way to go, Boone.
- Wait.
Did you say the heart? - Aim.
The medicine needs to go to Penn's brain! - Fire! - No, Boone! He'll die! Turns out I can read.
I learned that the heart was the fastest and funnest road to the brain.
Wow.
This might be the least dumb thing you've ever done.
Warning, warning.
Patient in dire condition.
Have a nice day.
Penn, no!! Ha ha, I'm alive! Patient cured.
I didn't think you could do it.
- Oh, yeah! - Really didn't think you could do it.
Hey, Boone, good work back there.
You were a real hero.
I'm no hero.
I'm just an average Boone who used his extraordinary intellect and boundless courage to save the day.
She loves Teddy.
Why?! You know, me scrubbing fungus from the Troll King's jowls, or sorting socks in the Laundromat of Doom, and wrestling a man-eating burrito in a cage match, just they don't seem worthy of the Wall of Favorite moment.
Is the fate of the multiverse really at stake on every assignment? Fate of multiverse is always at stake.
You must trust the plaster man.
- You mean trust the master plan? - No, trust plaster man.
I'm taking sculpture class at Wednesday nights.
What? I can't have life? You're not Phyllis! Oh, yeah, butt finnage in da house! Whoo! I love me some Oceana shooshy boosh.
It's Oceanaquariopolis.
Guess who's not afraid of water anymore Oh! Something got up my nose.
Something got up my nose! Last time we battled the kingdom's bitter enemies, the evil Octopus people.
What great quest awaits us this time in Oceana Poop-a-loo? - Oceanaquariopolis.
- Ah, Sash, he's the prince.
I'm pretty sure he knows how to pronounce his own kingdom.
Thank you, Boone.
Sash, check the specs.
Our mission is to find Rufus.
All right! Let's do this.
- What's a Rufus? - Rufus is your pet fish, Your Majesty.
Of course.
Rufus.
A real cherished member of this court.
Everyone hates Rufus.
He's always saying crazy things that don't make any sense.
And the way he says them is so annoying.
"They're watching.
Run for the East! Push the island.
" I hate the way he makes that fish face all the time.
Okay, this isn't a popularity contest.
One of our own is missing, and it's up to us to find him.
- Am I right, my man? - I beg your pardon? I am a woman.
Really? 'Cause last time, I think you said Maybe it's 'cause the lips and We're just gonna go find Rufus.
Know what I'd do if I had this many hands back home? Yes, actually.
You told me last time we were here.
You'd start a Christmas tree decorating business.
No.
I'd compete in a jazz hands contest.
- Jazz hands! - Larry, the mission, please.
All right.
Here we go.
Okay, the fish people need to find Rufus, the royal fish.
As their bitter enemies, the Octopus army Let me guess.
We must find him first.
That's right.
Time for a search part-ay! Ha ha hey! All the search party cephalopods say hey! Hey! - Put those tentacles in the air.
- Hey! And wave 'em like you can't breathe air.
Larry, you know I hate musicals.
Oh, I don't know about you, but this rock's got my name written all over it.
Yeah, but every rock's gonna have your name on it.
Especially if you keep writing your name on them.
Chillax, amigo.
If they didn't want us taking breaks, they wouldn't have left a trail of super-reflective snake chips.
Super-reflective sn Wait, those aren't chips.
Those are fish scales.
Royal fish scales! Ew, gross.
- If you follow their trail - They'll lead us straight to Rufus.
Okay, team, let's move.
We'll let those fools lead us to that pathetic fish, and then, snatch him from right under their grasp.
Chip? No, and chew with your squid mouth closed.
It's like looking at an accident.
Ow! Ow! Ooh! Trail ends here.
But no Rufus.
You know, this is a lot of effort for one little fish.
What's so important about this Rufus any ow! Wait, what the Glass.
Hold on.
This This isn't an ocean.
This is a fish tank! In a restaurant! And we're on the menu! - What's that sound? - Boone, watch out! The treasure is really stuck in there.
It's like someone glued it to the bottom.
- Boone.
- If I don't make it, promise me, you'll memorialize me with a life-sized, solid gold statue.
- Make sure they give me abs.
- Boone! Also, make it so when you push my nose, gumballs pop out of my mouth.
Don't forget the gumballs, or the abs! No! Penn, Boone! Ooh, tough break.
Now there's nothing stopping me from finding that fish.
Hey, that's the marble countertop I want for my kitchen.
You're crazy.
Those will stain so easily.
- Let's go get that fish.
- Not if I get it first.
- I trust in the plaster man.
- You mean the master plan.
Fine.
Don't explain it.
Cool.
This hot tub has jets.
Those aren't jets, Boone.
- We're cooking in a broth.
- And it is delicious.
It's like grape jelly mixed with oyster juice.
- With a hint of Boone.
- Why does Phyllis have us searching for some stupid fish no one seems to like when everyone in Oceo-pala-pala is in danger? I need to know that we're risking our lives for the greater good.
Phyllis, I need a sign.
Please.
And now I don't remember anything.
Thanks a lot, amnesia.
It's funny because you don't see it coming.
Oh, forget it.
Okay, we're gettin' out of this pot, forgettin' about Rufus and the mission, and finding a way to rescue all the fish people instead.
Boone, get back in the tank.
I'll be right behind you.
Save me some Boone soup! Why try such a useless endeavor? Fate will have her day eventually.
- Why not today? - I'm gonna go with my fish guts here and assume that you're Rufus.
I've seen them watching with their cold eyes.
Their pitiless gaze could cut your very soul in half.
Or quarters if they look at you twice.
We must push the island to the East! Sh! Shush.
Shush it up.
I get it.
They're watching.
We gotta push the island to the East and Wait a minute.
Of course.
Phyllis, you old bean.
You were right.
Always trust the plaster man.
And then, Penn's, like, "Oh, I don't get it.
" And I'm, like, "hello, it was a fish tank all along.
" Sashi, I found Rufus.
Turns out, he's not crazy, just annoying.
Really, really annoying.
I mean, they are right to hate him.
But that's not important right now.
Rufus was trying to save Oceana-banana-nana-noo by having everyone push the island to the East.
That would cause the fish tank to fall off the windowsill, - into the ocean.
- I'm on it.
Citizens of Oceanaquariopolis, unless we cast aside our differences and work together, we shall all become tomorrow's lunch special.
No! Don't listen to her! Arguing over our differences is what makes us special.
We must fight for Oceanaquariopolis! Really? Even you guys? You know, we should get together more often.
Maybe catch a movie.
Do you enjoy rom-coms? Larry, stop helping them.
It's you and me, kid.
Thanks, but it's good exercise.
Here we go.
Hang on, Rufus old boy.
I'll be right back.
Larry! Someone! Good job, gentlemen.
Sash, those are women.
One of us is a woman.
The other is a man.
Right.
And we all know, especially me, exactly which one of you two is the man To be fair, I don't know if I am a girl-fish or boy-fish either.