Phineas and Ferb s01e13 Episode Script
Are You My Mummy? (15 min)
You know, kids, this theater was built over 70 years ago in this Neo-Egyptian style.
And apparently, there used to be a whole pharaoh's tomb display with a mummy in a sarcophagus.
I mean, you couldn't pick a better place to watch a classic, old mummy movie.
There's an inscription here.
An an incantation of some sort.
"Owah" "Tagu" "Siam!" Dad, where do you find a mummy? Hidden deep in the bowels of the pyramids.
Whoops, better put this on vibrate.
The incantation will make the mummy come to life and obey your commands.
Well, beat me with a chicken.
Ow! What?! Ooh! Hey! Stop! It's an--ow! Cool! Hey! Dad, is it hard to get into a pyramid? Yes, indeed.
Often you had to negotiate various booby traps that were set centuries before.
You ridiculous mummy.
You just tripped one of your own booby traps.
She's gonna blow! Awesome booby trap! Ferb, we should get our own mummy.
(Song: My Undead Mummy) Ba da ba ba da bah Let me tell you 'bout my buddy, he's 3,000 years old He's wrapped in bandages and covered in moldy debris My undead mummy and me Mm-mm If a bully ever tries to poke me in the eye I'll introduce him to my decomposing guy and he'll flee From my undead mummy and me All the kids at school are gonna have a conniption When they get a load of my funky Egyptian emcee My undead mummy and me Yeah Undead mummy and me That would be awesome! Dad, can we-- Come on, Ferb.
We'll be back before he wakes up.
Oh, those bozos aren't pulling anything on my watch! Hey, Ferb.
Where's Perry? Good morning, Agent P.
Doofenshmirtz is at it again.
It appears that he's purchased a string of odd items.
One pound of blood sausage-- Ech that's my grocery list.
Here it is.
One magnet, one map of the city's drainage pipes and 2 tons of scrap metal.
It's in your hands now, Agent P.
Over and out.
Dive.
Dive.
Dive.
Mr.
Employee, sir, where's the mummy exhibit? Manager assistance requested.
Yes? These boys want to know where the mummy exhibit is.
It's in storage.
In the basement.
Guess who's goin' to the basement! Uh, excuse me, where are the restrooms? Manager assistance requested.
Yes? There they go.
Look! Pith helmets! We might be going the right way.
Say something pithy.
That's it.
I'm calling Dad.
Ohh! Oh, forget it! I'm going in myself.
You hear that? Maybe it's the mummy.
Eww.
My shoe is all squishy! Uh, Ferb? What are you doing? Woah! Who know looking for mummies would be so much fun? Watch this! Ugh! Hey, Ferb.
This was our first booby trap! Woo! Hey, look! The storage! We're here! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, when I catch them Oh, give me a break! Bubble gum? Oh, really old, stale bubble gum! Blaugh! Phineas! Almost done, just this one more little bit! Perry the Platypus! As usual, your timing is incredible! And by "incredible", of course I mean, COMPLETELY CREDIBLE! No use, Perry the Platypus! I made this out of something that cannot be penetrated! Pure evil! And a blend of space-age polymers.
You see, Perry the Platypus, I'm going to unleash the water being held by this dam into that huge drainage pipe that leads directly to the ocean.
The additional water will raise the sea level by 2%, and then my property one block from the shoreline will become beachfront property! And to release the water from the dam, I've invented a ray, which attracts wood like a magnet attracts metal, The Woodenator! Which was almost complete until you rudely interrupted me.
Oh, look at this, Perry.
It's my paintbrush.
You know, the one you knocked out of my hand a few moments ago.
Maybe you want to try to take it back from me now, huh? Huh, you want to try? Goodbye, Perry the Platypus! Owah Tagu Siam! There's nothing down here but fakey promotional lobby junk.
For all we know, there might not even be such thing as a mummy.
Yeah, I'll be right with you.
I mean-- Phineas! Wow, I didn't expect them to be so scary.
I mean, can you imagine the angry, twisted soul hidden under those bandages? Phineas! Makes me shudder.
But you know what? We came down here looking for a mummy, and I'm not leaving without one.
Let's get him! Hey, Ferb.
We got our own mummy! Now, how are we gonna get it home? And finished! Perry! It is working! It is functioning properly! Perry the Platypus? You defeated my bubble of pure evil? Ooh! Oh, no! What? Is my nose really that pointy? You know what this is? Our second booby trap! There you are, Perry.
WOO-HOO-HOO! OH YEAH! WOO-HOO! OH-HO HO YEAH! Hey, Candace, you missed all the fun.
Allow me to introduce our mummy.
Hey, where's our mummy? Mummy? Mummy?! Well, Mummy has supper waiting for us at home.
Candace, why are you all wet? Ugh! You know, mummies had their brains pulled out through their nose.
The lucky ones.
And apparently, there used to be a whole pharaoh's tomb display with a mummy in a sarcophagus.
I mean, you couldn't pick a better place to watch a classic, old mummy movie.
There's an inscription here.
An an incantation of some sort.
"Owah" "Tagu" "Siam!" Dad, where do you find a mummy? Hidden deep in the bowels of the pyramids.
Whoops, better put this on vibrate.
The incantation will make the mummy come to life and obey your commands.
Well, beat me with a chicken.
Ow! What?! Ooh! Hey! Stop! It's an--ow! Cool! Hey! Dad, is it hard to get into a pyramid? Yes, indeed.
Often you had to negotiate various booby traps that were set centuries before.
You ridiculous mummy.
You just tripped one of your own booby traps.
She's gonna blow! Awesome booby trap! Ferb, we should get our own mummy.
(Song: My Undead Mummy) Ba da ba ba da bah Let me tell you 'bout my buddy, he's 3,000 years old He's wrapped in bandages and covered in moldy debris My undead mummy and me Mm-mm If a bully ever tries to poke me in the eye I'll introduce him to my decomposing guy and he'll flee From my undead mummy and me All the kids at school are gonna have a conniption When they get a load of my funky Egyptian emcee My undead mummy and me Yeah Undead mummy and me That would be awesome! Dad, can we-- Come on, Ferb.
We'll be back before he wakes up.
Oh, those bozos aren't pulling anything on my watch! Hey, Ferb.
Where's Perry? Good morning, Agent P.
Doofenshmirtz is at it again.
It appears that he's purchased a string of odd items.
One pound of blood sausage-- Ech that's my grocery list.
Here it is.
One magnet, one map of the city's drainage pipes and 2 tons of scrap metal.
It's in your hands now, Agent P.
Over and out.
Dive.
Dive.
Dive.
Mr.
Employee, sir, where's the mummy exhibit? Manager assistance requested.
Yes? These boys want to know where the mummy exhibit is.
It's in storage.
In the basement.
Guess who's goin' to the basement! Uh, excuse me, where are the restrooms? Manager assistance requested.
Yes? There they go.
Look! Pith helmets! We might be going the right way.
Say something pithy.
That's it.
I'm calling Dad.
Ohh! Oh, forget it! I'm going in myself.
You hear that? Maybe it's the mummy.
Eww.
My shoe is all squishy! Uh, Ferb? What are you doing? Woah! Who know looking for mummies would be so much fun? Watch this! Ugh! Hey, Ferb.
This was our first booby trap! Woo! Hey, look! The storage! We're here! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, when I catch them Oh, give me a break! Bubble gum? Oh, really old, stale bubble gum! Blaugh! Phineas! Almost done, just this one more little bit! Perry the Platypus! As usual, your timing is incredible! And by "incredible", of course I mean, COMPLETELY CREDIBLE! No use, Perry the Platypus! I made this out of something that cannot be penetrated! Pure evil! And a blend of space-age polymers.
You see, Perry the Platypus, I'm going to unleash the water being held by this dam into that huge drainage pipe that leads directly to the ocean.
The additional water will raise the sea level by 2%, and then my property one block from the shoreline will become beachfront property! And to release the water from the dam, I've invented a ray, which attracts wood like a magnet attracts metal, The Woodenator! Which was almost complete until you rudely interrupted me.
Oh, look at this, Perry.
It's my paintbrush.
You know, the one you knocked out of my hand a few moments ago.
Maybe you want to try to take it back from me now, huh? Huh, you want to try? Goodbye, Perry the Platypus! Owah Tagu Siam! There's nothing down here but fakey promotional lobby junk.
For all we know, there might not even be such thing as a mummy.
Yeah, I'll be right with you.
I mean-- Phineas! Wow, I didn't expect them to be so scary.
I mean, can you imagine the angry, twisted soul hidden under those bandages? Phineas! Makes me shudder.
But you know what? We came down here looking for a mummy, and I'm not leaving without one.
Let's get him! Hey, Ferb.
We got our own mummy! Now, how are we gonna get it home? And finished! Perry! It is working! It is functioning properly! Perry the Platypus? You defeated my bubble of pure evil? Ooh! Oh, no! What? Is my nose really that pointy? You know what this is? Our second booby trap! There you are, Perry.
WOO-HOO-HOO! OH YEAH! WOO-HOO! OH-HO HO YEAH! Hey, Candace, you missed all the fun.
Allow me to introduce our mummy.
Hey, where's our mummy? Mummy? Mummy?! Well, Mummy has supper waiting for us at home.
Candace, why are you all wet? Ugh! You know, mummies had their brains pulled out through their nose.
The lucky ones.