Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969) s01e13 Episode Script
Which Witch is Which?
Some fishing trip this turned out to be.
Like, not even a nibble! Well, it looks like Scooby isn't giving up yet.
Hey, Shaggy, what kind of a creepy shortcut is Freddy taking? Search me, but it's creepy.
I didn't know it ran through such a spooky swamp.
This is the first time you've ever taken it? - Yeah, but it's the last time, I hope.
- Oh, brother.
We're lost.
Maybe not.
Look! There's someone up ahead.
Let's ask him how to get out of here.
Excuse me.
Kind sir, can you show us the way to the main road? Zoinks! A zombie! Zombie? This is Swamp's End.
I don't know where it is - but I'm glad we found it.
- Me too.
I'd like to know more about that zombie.
This looks like the place where you can find out.
Yes, sirree.
As strange as it may seem, I've seen the zombie you speak of and the old witch that brought him to life with her voodoo magic.
Voodoo? You mean there's a witch living in that swamp too? Yep.
She showed up about six months ago.
Me and my partner Zeb went into the swamp to do some frog hunting.
We heard a strange noise, and that's when we saw her.
Smoke of darkness, demon of evil take the form of the living and come forth from the flame! And ever since then, no one's ever dared to go into the swamp.
Like, wow.
No wonder this town is deserted.
Yep.
Zeb and me are the only ones left.
And he's so scared, he won't leave his cabin.
I've never heard of such a thing.
What's with Scooby-Doo? Oh, no! Scooby ate some jumping beans by mistake.
Scooby, look out! I can't look.
I'm sorry.
Wow! What a mess.
If we can borrow a broom, we'll clean it up.
While we do, you and Scooby go to Zeb's place.
Maybe you can find out something about this mystery.
- You gotta be kidding.
- Yeah, kidding.
We're out of luck.
This is Zeb Perkins' place, and we found it.
I guess we better go in.
Hello? Anybody home? Like, no one seems to be here, Scoob.
And by the looks of this pad, I don't blame them.
Thanks a lot.
What was that? Someone's out there.
Go see who it is, Scooby.
Okay.
We'll, like, flip a coin.
Heads, I win.
Tails, you lose.
Okay.
Tails.
You lose.
Oh, boy.
Hey, Scooby.
I think I found Zeb.
Only I think the witch found him first.
- This isn't Zeb, Shaggy.
- I thought he shrunk.
No.
It's a voodoo doll that looks like him.
What happened to Zeb? I don't know, but I'll bet that witch had something to do with it.
I'd like to know what she and that zombie are up to.
There's only one place to find the answer.
Like, in the phone book, I hope.
No, Shaggy.
In the swamp.
I had to ask.
Look.
It's the witch and her creepy crony.
Come on.
Let's follow them.
Quietly, now.
- They're gone.
- Vanished.
Yeah, but we're on the right trail.
Look.
"Beware of the witch.
Go back.
" "Enter at your own risk.
" Risk? Oh, boy.
Well, the trail led us to the witch's shack.
Yeah, but no witch.
But plenty of witch's wares.
Look, here's some more of those crazy voodoo dolls.
And they look just like us.
She's trying to scare us off.
Well, it won't work.
That voodoo stuff is just a bunch of phony-baloney.
Shaggy, voodoo.
Yow! I've been voodooed! Hold it, Shaggy.
All you did was back into this fork.
So you dared enter the swamp in spite of my warning signs.
You shouldn't believe everything you read.
No, my pretty? I think you meddlers must be taught a lesson in witchcraft.
Smoke of evil, make her vanish! Daphne! Poor Daphne.
Gone forever in a puff of smoke.
Yeah.
All that's left are her footprints on that rug.
There's something funny about those footprints.
Look how they slide back to the edge of the rug.
- That can only mean one thing.
- She had big feet? No, silly.
She slid down through a trap door in the floor.
- So that's how it works.
- But then what happened to Daphne? - I don't know.
- Shaggy.
- Footprints.
- Footprints? Look what Scooby found! - I wonder where they go.
- Let's follow them.
Maybe they can lead us to the answer.
Come on.
- Zowie.
- Look at that.
- It's an old, derelict riverboat.
- Those footprints lead right to it.
Look! Look! - It's the zombie's boat.
- Get a load of that boat pole.
Like, it's got a kooky metal tip on it.
I wonder what the tip is used for.
For more than just pushing that boat around, I bet.
Let's go aboard and hope we can find Daphne.
Every time we split up, it's like I'm stuck with you.
Now, do something about those chattering teeth.
Now, stop that.
Don't be such a fraidy cat.
Come on.
Fraidy cat? - I wonder what's inside this deck box.
- Look.
Hey, there's a pair of shoes in here.
And look what they're attached to! Zoinks! Hey, a full house.
Gee, thanks a lo- Yipe! Call her again, Freddy.
Daphne? Daphne? Hey, did you hear that? - It's coming from the other side.
- I wonder if there's a secret entrance.
Maybe pulling on this lamp will open one.
It always works in the movies.
I never saw it done that way in a movie.
It must have been in a soap opera.
- What's that? - Yikes! A ghost.
That sounds like Daphne.
It is Daphne.
Boy, am I glad to see you.
- How did you get here? - Let me guess.
Big and creepy brought you here, right? - None other.
- Look what else we found here.
A winch, power tools and a cutting torch.
What would a witch want with a winch in a swamp? A metal-tipped pole and a winch I think I've got it.
What? - Hey, look! - Wow, run! Quick! Down this coal chute.
We would have to land in a coal pile.
Well, at least we got away from that witch.
The coast is clear.
Okay.
Now, keep it quiet.
I got a baldheaded shadow.
Two shadows? Yipe! Get lost! In here! Toads and snails and puppy-dog tails, that's what zombies are made of.
Sugar and spice and everything nice that's what ugly, old witches are made of.
Hey, Scoob, I think we fooled him.
Yeah.
- Dumb zombie.
- Yeah, dumb zombie.
Yipe! Shaggy, help! Zoinks! He's got Scooby! Help! Help! Hang on, Scoob.
Here's a Scooby Snack to the rescue.
Scooby-Doo! Let go! Go back.
We're trapped between those two gruesomes.
Look! The witch's broom.
Look, we win.
Let's fly out of here, Scoob.
I'm with you! Look.
It's the witch.
She's got Scooby in that boat.
Let's get her! - Hold on tight.
Don't let her go! - Get her! Hold it.
Stop.
It's me! - Shaggy.
- We thought you were the witch.
Hey, look.
This is an airboat.
What's it doing in this half-flooded riverboat? I don't know, but let's borrow it and bust out of here.
There's the exit.
Zoinks! Look who's guarding it.
Help! Help! She got me! - Get her off! - Wait a minute.
That's only a sheet painted to look like a witch.
- Her head is just a balloon.
- That's what made her fly.
Swell.
Now how about stopping this crazy craft? I can't stop it.
The throttle's stuck.
I'll stop it.
Wow.
What a stop.
You mean, "What a catch.
" Look what the anchor hooked.
Yeah.
Like, an armored-type car.
Wow.
Look at all the sacks of money.
There must be a million dollars in there.
So that's it.
Those creeps were after this money.
Well then, let's give it to them.
Look.
The money.
Money, money, money! Here, double-ugly.
Go buy yourself a new face.
Ta-ta! Let's go, Scooby! Is the cart set up? Here they come.
- It's all set.
- We're ready down here.
- Now what'll we do? - When I yell "duck," dive aside.
Now we've got you.
Duck! Oh, no.
Scooby goofed.
I'll un-goof him.
Got him.
And we've got them.
Thanks to that fast fishing team of Shaggy and Scooby.
Yeah.
Scooby-Doo! I gotta hand it to you.
Finding that missing armored car after all these years - But who are these two? - Don't you recognize them, sheriff? Why, it's Zeb and Zeke.
They hijacked the armored car and sunk it in the swamp.
They waited till it was safe to look for it, but couldn't find it.
So they invented the witch-and-zombie act to keep people away.
While they searched the swamp with the metal-tipped pole.
The pole would make a metallic sound when it hit the car.
And then they'd pull it up with the winch.
They had us fooled for a while with a smokescreen trick.
Show them, Velma.
Zeke, the witch, could appear and vanish as if by magic behind a cover of smoke.
Watch.
They sure had everything figured out.
But where they're going, their disappearing act will never work.
What started out as a fishing trip sure ended in a dandy mystery.
- What's Scooby doing? - He's still fishing.
Come on, Scoob.
Give up.
You're not gonna catch anything in that bucket of water.
Finally! Lookie, lookie, lookie! That's one fish story no one will believe.
Scooby-Doo!
Like, not even a nibble! Well, it looks like Scooby isn't giving up yet.
Hey, Shaggy, what kind of a creepy shortcut is Freddy taking? Search me, but it's creepy.
I didn't know it ran through such a spooky swamp.
This is the first time you've ever taken it? - Yeah, but it's the last time, I hope.
- Oh, brother.
We're lost.
Maybe not.
Look! There's someone up ahead.
Let's ask him how to get out of here.
Excuse me.
Kind sir, can you show us the way to the main road? Zoinks! A zombie! Zombie? This is Swamp's End.
I don't know where it is - but I'm glad we found it.
- Me too.
I'd like to know more about that zombie.
This looks like the place where you can find out.
Yes, sirree.
As strange as it may seem, I've seen the zombie you speak of and the old witch that brought him to life with her voodoo magic.
Voodoo? You mean there's a witch living in that swamp too? Yep.
She showed up about six months ago.
Me and my partner Zeb went into the swamp to do some frog hunting.
We heard a strange noise, and that's when we saw her.
Smoke of darkness, demon of evil take the form of the living and come forth from the flame! And ever since then, no one's ever dared to go into the swamp.
Like, wow.
No wonder this town is deserted.
Yep.
Zeb and me are the only ones left.
And he's so scared, he won't leave his cabin.
I've never heard of such a thing.
What's with Scooby-Doo? Oh, no! Scooby ate some jumping beans by mistake.
Scooby, look out! I can't look.
I'm sorry.
Wow! What a mess.
If we can borrow a broom, we'll clean it up.
While we do, you and Scooby go to Zeb's place.
Maybe you can find out something about this mystery.
- You gotta be kidding.
- Yeah, kidding.
We're out of luck.
This is Zeb Perkins' place, and we found it.
I guess we better go in.
Hello? Anybody home? Like, no one seems to be here, Scoob.
And by the looks of this pad, I don't blame them.
Thanks a lot.
What was that? Someone's out there.
Go see who it is, Scooby.
Okay.
We'll, like, flip a coin.
Heads, I win.
Tails, you lose.
Okay.
Tails.
You lose.
Oh, boy.
Hey, Scooby.
I think I found Zeb.
Only I think the witch found him first.
- This isn't Zeb, Shaggy.
- I thought he shrunk.
No.
It's a voodoo doll that looks like him.
What happened to Zeb? I don't know, but I'll bet that witch had something to do with it.
I'd like to know what she and that zombie are up to.
There's only one place to find the answer.
Like, in the phone book, I hope.
No, Shaggy.
In the swamp.
I had to ask.
Look.
It's the witch and her creepy crony.
Come on.
Let's follow them.
Quietly, now.
- They're gone.
- Vanished.
Yeah, but we're on the right trail.
Look.
"Beware of the witch.
Go back.
" "Enter at your own risk.
" Risk? Oh, boy.
Well, the trail led us to the witch's shack.
Yeah, but no witch.
But plenty of witch's wares.
Look, here's some more of those crazy voodoo dolls.
And they look just like us.
She's trying to scare us off.
Well, it won't work.
That voodoo stuff is just a bunch of phony-baloney.
Shaggy, voodoo.
Yow! I've been voodooed! Hold it, Shaggy.
All you did was back into this fork.
So you dared enter the swamp in spite of my warning signs.
You shouldn't believe everything you read.
No, my pretty? I think you meddlers must be taught a lesson in witchcraft.
Smoke of evil, make her vanish! Daphne! Poor Daphne.
Gone forever in a puff of smoke.
Yeah.
All that's left are her footprints on that rug.
There's something funny about those footprints.
Look how they slide back to the edge of the rug.
- That can only mean one thing.
- She had big feet? No, silly.
She slid down through a trap door in the floor.
- So that's how it works.
- But then what happened to Daphne? - I don't know.
- Shaggy.
- Footprints.
- Footprints? Look what Scooby found! - I wonder where they go.
- Let's follow them.
Maybe they can lead us to the answer.
Come on.
- Zowie.
- Look at that.
- It's an old, derelict riverboat.
- Those footprints lead right to it.
Look! Look! - It's the zombie's boat.
- Get a load of that boat pole.
Like, it's got a kooky metal tip on it.
I wonder what the tip is used for.
For more than just pushing that boat around, I bet.
Let's go aboard and hope we can find Daphne.
Every time we split up, it's like I'm stuck with you.
Now, do something about those chattering teeth.
Now, stop that.
Don't be such a fraidy cat.
Come on.
Fraidy cat? - I wonder what's inside this deck box.
- Look.
Hey, there's a pair of shoes in here.
And look what they're attached to! Zoinks! Hey, a full house.
Gee, thanks a lo- Yipe! Call her again, Freddy.
Daphne? Daphne? Hey, did you hear that? - It's coming from the other side.
- I wonder if there's a secret entrance.
Maybe pulling on this lamp will open one.
It always works in the movies.
I never saw it done that way in a movie.
It must have been in a soap opera.
- What's that? - Yikes! A ghost.
That sounds like Daphne.
It is Daphne.
Boy, am I glad to see you.
- How did you get here? - Let me guess.
Big and creepy brought you here, right? - None other.
- Look what else we found here.
A winch, power tools and a cutting torch.
What would a witch want with a winch in a swamp? A metal-tipped pole and a winch I think I've got it.
What? - Hey, look! - Wow, run! Quick! Down this coal chute.
We would have to land in a coal pile.
Well, at least we got away from that witch.
The coast is clear.
Okay.
Now, keep it quiet.
I got a baldheaded shadow.
Two shadows? Yipe! Get lost! In here! Toads and snails and puppy-dog tails, that's what zombies are made of.
Sugar and spice and everything nice that's what ugly, old witches are made of.
Hey, Scoob, I think we fooled him.
Yeah.
- Dumb zombie.
- Yeah, dumb zombie.
Yipe! Shaggy, help! Zoinks! He's got Scooby! Help! Help! Hang on, Scoob.
Here's a Scooby Snack to the rescue.
Scooby-Doo! Let go! Go back.
We're trapped between those two gruesomes.
Look! The witch's broom.
Look, we win.
Let's fly out of here, Scoob.
I'm with you! Look.
It's the witch.
She's got Scooby in that boat.
Let's get her! - Hold on tight.
Don't let her go! - Get her! Hold it.
Stop.
It's me! - Shaggy.
- We thought you were the witch.
Hey, look.
This is an airboat.
What's it doing in this half-flooded riverboat? I don't know, but let's borrow it and bust out of here.
There's the exit.
Zoinks! Look who's guarding it.
Help! Help! She got me! - Get her off! - Wait a minute.
That's only a sheet painted to look like a witch.
- Her head is just a balloon.
- That's what made her fly.
Swell.
Now how about stopping this crazy craft? I can't stop it.
The throttle's stuck.
I'll stop it.
Wow.
What a stop.
You mean, "What a catch.
" Look what the anchor hooked.
Yeah.
Like, an armored-type car.
Wow.
Look at all the sacks of money.
There must be a million dollars in there.
So that's it.
Those creeps were after this money.
Well then, let's give it to them.
Look.
The money.
Money, money, money! Here, double-ugly.
Go buy yourself a new face.
Ta-ta! Let's go, Scooby! Is the cart set up? Here they come.
- It's all set.
- We're ready down here.
- Now what'll we do? - When I yell "duck," dive aside.
Now we've got you.
Duck! Oh, no.
Scooby goofed.
I'll un-goof him.
Got him.
And we've got them.
Thanks to that fast fishing team of Shaggy and Scooby.
Yeah.
Scooby-Doo! I gotta hand it to you.
Finding that missing armored car after all these years - But who are these two? - Don't you recognize them, sheriff? Why, it's Zeb and Zeke.
They hijacked the armored car and sunk it in the swamp.
They waited till it was safe to look for it, but couldn't find it.
So they invented the witch-and-zombie act to keep people away.
While they searched the swamp with the metal-tipped pole.
The pole would make a metallic sound when it hit the car.
And then they'd pull it up with the winch.
They had us fooled for a while with a smokescreen trick.
Show them, Velma.
Zeke, the witch, could appear and vanish as if by magic behind a cover of smoke.
Watch.
They sure had everything figured out.
But where they're going, their disappearing act will never work.
What started out as a fishing trip sure ended in a dandy mystery.
- What's Scooby doing? - He's still fishing.
Come on, Scoob.
Give up.
You're not gonna catch anything in that bucket of water.
Finally! Lookie, lookie, lookie! That's one fish story no one will believe.
Scooby-Doo!