Sherri (2009) s01e13 Episode Script

la, la, la, la la, la, la, la la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la Ah! [ Both laugh .]
Well, we don't have to wonder which one our kid made.
You know, i like that bo stands out.
Yeah, and up, and to the side.
That boy clearly needs a haircut.
Hi, sherri.
Oh, hi.
Ms.
Morales.
Oh, and kevin! You're both here.
Fantastic.
I don't know what happened this year.
Suddenly half the parents in my class are separated.
There's so much anger and bitterness And you know who always gets caught in the middle.
The kid.
The teacher, exactly.
Okay.
Sit.
[ Sighs .]
all right.
Let's talk about your son.
Okay, he is a delight.
Oh, i bet you say that to all the parents.
Mm.
You're right.
I do.
But i mean it with bo.
Oh, did you know it was his idea to do the classroom mural? [ Gasps .]
oh.
I like this playground.
Bo drew that.
He did? Oh, kevin, is that us? And look! There's bo going down the big slide.
Is it just me, or does he have some real talent? For all we know, our son could be an artistic genius.
Oh! Well, i don't know about that.
I have three pigtails, and so does the hydrant.
Let's just bump him up to 64 crayons.
[ Laughs .]
well, he loves that slide.
And you'd make that sound effect every time he'd come down At least you can tell it's a playground.
See here? This kid had to write the word "dog" With an arrow pointing to his mess.
It's my job to make these parents feel proud.
I'm only human.
And this is just tea.
What's this? Oh, that's a bookcase for bo's room.
I can't go in there Without getting attacked by one of his dolls.
They're not dolls.
They're action figures.
They're evil.
They have weapons.
And i think one of them is going through my mail.
So, uh, who's gonna put this thing together? You? Yes, me.
You come back next week, and you'll see.
Yeah, that's right.
There'll be a big, beautiful bookcase in bo's room.
Is that what i'll see? Yeah, you know it.
'Cause i think i'll see this box Still sitting here in the hallway.
[ Laughs .]
yeah, probably.
Hey, just say the word, sherri.
I will put it together for you.
Really? Yes.
No, that's a bad idea.
I need to learn to do these things on my own.
It wouldn't mean anything.
It's just a bookcase.
Well, you say it's just a bookcase.
Next thing i know, you're trying to fix my pilot light.
What's wrong? Did your pilot lightgo out? And what if it did? I think maybe i can help you with that.
I think maybe you could [ Chuckles .]
Sherri? [ Clears throat .]
Sherri, what is going on out here? Nothing.
Ow! Good night.
Good night.
Kevin Sherri robinson, you get in here right now and explain yourself! Coming.
Welcome.
What are you doing, donna? It's my pre-Holiday jewelry sale.
Oh, i see.
And it's made of candy? [ Chuckles .]
If you're happy, you can wear it.
If you're sad, you can eat it.
Oh, say! These gumdrop earrings are attractive.
They look like onyx.
That's the shellac.
Oh.
You can still eat it if you don't mind shellac.
Oh! Mr.
Peaslee! Ms.
Dickie.
Don't let me interrupt you from yourcandy-Wearing.
Oh! Welcome.
I also have licorice men's belts.
If you're happy Okay! you can wear it.
[ Very quietly .]
if you're sad, you can eat it.
So, what can i help you with, sir? Uh, mr.
Peaslee? Bart? I don't know what to call you.
Uh, actually, that's, uh, what i'm here to talk about.
Oh.
Shall we step away from willy wonka's jewelry sale? Goodbye, mr.
Peaslee.
I-I just want you to know, I don't approve of interoffice romances.
They're distracting And potentially destructive to morale.
And i've watched too many partners Lose beach houses that way.
Eh, i knew it.
Yet i find myself Possibly waving goodbye to my own hamptons getaway.
I want to be with you.
Oh! My most impossible dream is coming true.
Glorious.
Spectacular.
Magical.
Oh, i love the one-Word banter, But when does this take effect? Immediately.
I can't wait that long.
I want you to spend the weekend being primped and pampered By new york's preeminent primpers and pamperers.
It's like a fairy tale, Without the distraction of my mother's voice.
Now, my driver will pick you up tomorrow morning.
Trust my people.
They will take care of you.
And monday night, we'll have a romantic dinner, and then Dot-Dot-Dot.
[ Chuckles .]
To which i answer, "dot-Dot-Dot!" [ Laughs .]
And sometime during the evening, may our ellipses meet.
Celia, i told you last night When i'm ready to talk, i'll talk.
And i'm still not ready.
Well, get ready, because i've been ready.
Talk about what? I caught sherri Making out with her ex-Husband last night.
What?! I was not making out.
It was like i accidentally Got a cable channel i didn't order.
Oh.
Oh, no, sherri.
You absolutely cannot get back together with kevin.
Oh, yes, she can.
Look, nobody's getting back together with anybody.
You think i should get back together with kevin? It's not up to me.
It's up to you.
But yes.
No.
I say no.
No way.
Infinity no.
Hey, you said it yourself about me and vinnie "A guy cheats, burn his stuff.
It's done.
" Yes, i know i said that.
But people can change, sherri.
I mean, look at my husband he wasn't always a man of god.
He used to be a wall street dynamo On his way to making a fortune when he received the calling.
Right before we put an offer on a four-Bedroom penthouse Overlooking central park.
Yeah, the timing of that always seemed a little funky.
Yes, but you've moved on, and now you have randy.
You're right.
I have randy.
And he's a once-In-A-Lifetime I am not giving that up.
You don't even know kevin.
By the time you met him, they had already split up.
Okay.
So tell me something that might change my opinion of him.
You got anything? Oh, i can't! Ha! See, i knew it.
Sherri, let sleeping dogs lie, and let lying dogs sleep Somewhere else.
[ Sighs .]
Kevin is in counseling.
Ooh! Kevin is in counseling? Oh, the reverend's gonna kill me.
Sherri, you got to promise me you're not gonna say anything! He's been talking to miles? Why didn't you tell me? I was sworn to secrecy.
Which i kept for three hours.
Which is a record for me.
And probably why my husband doesn't tell me a lot of things.
Well, now that you started flapping, keep going.
Okay.
Kevin really wants to make things work with you, sherri.
Now, he knows he screwed up, And he doesn't want to be that man.
Hey, sherri.
Not now, donna.
Could somebody take me to the hospital? I ate a belt.
Turns out there's no such thing as edible shellac.
Okay, so you have a face card, and that's worth 10 points.
And a 6.
That makes 16! Very good.
Now, what do we tell the dealer? Hit me.
No.
No, that is not what we say when we have 16.
Not if we want to win.
What are you playing? Go fish.
Wow! Look at you! Mommy, you look so pretty.
Thank you, angel.
Okay, so this wedding Is this the first time you're meeting randy's family? Oh, can't you tell? I haven't worn this size since 6th grade.
Well, actually, i still don't wear this size.
I'm vacuum-Packed.
If i sneeze, i'm taking the whole room with me.
[ Knock on door .]
Oh! He's here! Look at you.
Maybe angie's right.
I mean, maybe this is the guy.
He certainly takes your breath away.
If there's any breath in there.
Oh! [ Laughs .]
Kevin? Sherri? Daddy! Hey, baby! Mwah! Wow.
You look great.
What are you doing here? The bookcase.
I called.
Bo, remember i said give mommy the message? Daddy's coming over.
Good job, sweetie.
Now we just have to ratchet up your delivery speed.
Oh, so i guess now's not a good time.
Not really.
Hello! Hello.
[ Timidly .]
hello.
Hello.
Hello! I can't believe you have all those doctors in your family A chiropractor, a nutritionist, a reflexologist.
Well, i'm the only real doctor.
And the reflexologist works part-Time giving pedicures.
Well, i enjoyed meeting them.
They loved you.
I love you.
You what? [ Chuckles .]
I've been holding that in all night.
Every time i would see you across the room, I would think to myself, "how lucky am i? I love her.
" After the 15th or 16th time, I figured i probably should tell you.
[ Chuckles .]
Tell me what? I do.
I love you.
Randy.
I never thought i'd say this to another man Come on! Oh! Ugh! This thing is killing me.
I'm sorry.
The wheel is broken.
That's the last time i buy a bag from the scarf-And-Glove guy.
Is the hot water back on? Where were we? I think you were about to tell me Yes.
Randy I'm sorry to bother you again.
I left my key around.
I think i dropped it.
Would you mind helping me find it? It's around here somewhere.
It's a single key.
Are you gonna look? You know what? I think that we're in your way.
Oh, big shot.
You got your key.
Let's continue this conversation the right way Together, alone.
Kevin! Oh, hey, guys.
How you doin'? You have fun? What are you still doing here? Oh, well, i put together bo's bookcase.
I had some of that leftover cheesecake.
I hope that was okay.
I bought her that cheesecake.
It was a little dry.
Where is celia? Oh, i sent her home hours ago.
Made no sense for both of us to stick around.
Whew! It's getting late.
Shouldn't you be shoving off? If anybody should be shoving off, it should be you.
Oh, i didn't realize You were organizing everybody's travel plans this evening.
We were in the middle of a conversation.
Oh, that's fine.
I'll wait.
Well, perhaps you'd care to wait on the "d" train.
Oh, i got your "d" train Okay.
All right.
Stop! Stop! I don't need this.
I feel like my head is gonna explode.
[ Sighs .]
I don't want to leave, But i'm not gonna be the jerk here.
Call me later.
I will.
What are you doing?! You messed up my life once! Wasn't that enough for you?! And don't think you're gonna do it again, Because i won't let you! You [ Sighs .]
Shoot.
That still works.
Yeah.
I'm gonna stand way over here now.
Sherri Don't.
Stop.
You see, this right here Would be the biggest mistake of my life.
I can see the signs "don't do it.
" "You'll regret it.
" And here i am, hoping i see a sign that says, "Maybe it'll be okay.
" I want you back.
That's not going to happen.
Just hear me out, okay? I've been talking to miles.
I know it would take a lot of work, And i'm ready to do it.
Kevin, no matter how much work you do, It will never erase your whole other family.
I know! Look, i hurt you, and that tears me up.
But now that i see you moving on without me, It kills me.
I mean, do you really like this guy? The pediatrician? Yes.
I do.
Do you two have what we have? What? A child? History? No, we don't have that, but i'll tell you what we do have A clean slate, trust, And a thorough understanding of bo's medical coverage.
You know what i'm talking about.
What we have.
What we had.
You know, i thought that cheating on you Was the biggest mistake of my life.
But it isn't.
The biggest mistake would be not doing everything i could To get you back.
Just think about it.
Okay, sherri, don't stress.
I mean, nobody's even here yet.
It sounds like you need a personal day.
I mean, i just heard the story, and i need a personal day.
Okay, sweetie.
Bye.
Oh, my goodness, i'm so sorry.
You're not gonna believe this.
This lady dropped her wallet onto the subway tracks and There's nobody's here yet? Mnh-Mnh.
[ Snorts .]
Stick that excuse back in my file.
[ Laughs .]
Yeah, summer's probably finishing up Her peaslee pampering tour, And sherri's taking a personal day.
Hi.
Can we help you? Oh, if you're looking for divorce lawyers, They're up on 12.
[ Gasps .]
Oh, my god.
It's summer's evil twin from the upper east side.
What happened to you? I'm not exactly sure.
It started off nice A facial, a seaweed wrap, a salt scrub.
The next thing i knew, i had eyelash extensions, This dog, and i was having lunch with cindy mccain.
Who's that? Oh, my driver.
Leonard, could you feed him To another dog? So, what do you think? [ Chuckles .]
Um well, i don't know.
I mean, w-What do you think? Oh, i think it's kind of exciting.
The dream life what i've always wanted, right? You don't sound that convinced.
Well, maybe i'm trying to put my best face on it.
Except i think i left my best face At a day spa on 54th street.
So, is this who you want to be? I think it's who he's expecting me to be When he picks me up for dinner tonight.
I just think of you as being proud of who you are, Not someone who would make wholesale changes for a man.
Oh, these aren't wholesale changes.
These are retail changes.
So you think i should be with randy? In a heartbeat.
And you think i should get back with kevin? You owe it to yourself to give it a shot.
Randy.
Kevin.
Dr.
Randolph gregg.
Kevin robinson, father of your child.
Father of multiple children.
Okay! You know what Okay! All right! This isn't helping me.
I have been churning this around in my mind, And i still don't know the answer.
Well, i think i know who you need to ask.
Who? I really don't want to bother him with this.
But asking him for zero-Calorie doughnuts is okay? Summer? Summer? Hello, bart.
Summer? Are you surprised? A little.
I guess $12,000 doesn't buy what it used to.
Well, i hope you're not disappointed.
I just i couldn't be someone i'm not, even for you.
I am a little at sea.
I-I thought it would be something you'd like.
Why would you think that? Because everyone i've ever dated Has expected all that and more.
I just want you.
I don't know what to say.
I hope i'm enough.
I never seem to be enough.
[ Chuckles .]
Oh, bart.
You are for me.
You're more than enough.
I did keep the [ Chuckles .]
Well, then we better hurry on to dinner, so i can [ Laughs .]
well.
Wow.
If we're gonna do that, then i'd better [ Laughs .]
Well, if we're gonna try that, I better consult with my physician.
[ Laughs .]
[ Laughs .]
Good night, bo.
I love you.
You have fun at grandpa's.
No.
I'm just gonna spend some time with a friend.
Love you, too.
Hey.
Hi.
[ Sighs .]
it's me, sherri.
Okay, here's the deal two guys.
And i wouldn't say this to anybody but you, But i love them both.
I don't know how it's possible, but i do.
[ Sighs .]
i would love some clarity.
I don't want to make another mistake.
And sometimes when you leave things up to me, That's exactly what happens.
I know you're busy, but i could really use some help.
And if you got to put Our little doughnut project on the back burner, so be it.
[ Sighs .]
[ Laughs .]
Thank you.
Open up.
It's sherri.
And i know what i want.
And it's you.