Super Fun Night s01e13 Episode Script

All right, diary.
I know you want the dirt.
Ever since I started dating James a month ago, it's all you've ever cared about.
Have we? Haven't we? Well Okay, today, I actually have some big news.
It finally happened! So How do you feel about last night? How do I feel? Uh Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hal-le-lujah Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hal-le-lujah It wasn't bad.
But, as that old saying goes, let's have sex again right now! Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time Good time I'm having a ball Super fun night Don't stop me now 'Cause I'm havin' a good time I don't want to stop at all Super fun night Super fun wild night Do you think Kimmie and James will like these chocolate croissants? Oh, maybe we should have got doughnuts or bagels, everybody likes a hole.
I just want to surprise them with a nice breakfast.
I mean, James has been sleeping over at the apartment a lot lately, and that's big.
I know.
Kimmie's got a boyfriend, I'm wearing a sports bra that wicks away moisture.
I mean, you're going to selected restaurants and not even bringing your own fork.
I mean, things are changing.
But we're gonna figure it out.
I mean, everything's gonna be okay, right? Of course it is, little bird.
Everything's gonna be okay, right? I mean, me sleeping over, being in the apartment with you guys.
It's kind of a big change.
James, please.
You have nothing to worry about.
Helen-Alice loves sleeping on the couch.
She hasn't even needed her neck brace.
And Marika loves not being the only one here who uses men's deodorant.
- Hey! - Hey! - Hey! - Hey! - Surprise! - Surprise! We're making breakfast.
- Oh.
- Oh.
'Cause, surprise! We bought breakfast.
Oh.
Oh, well, that's okay.
Double breakfasts! Yeah, double breakfast! That's almost as good as double Jame James knows what I mean.
Well, let's just sit, everyone.
- Oh, thank you.
- Let's eat.
All right.
Hey.
You want a chair? No, that's Uh, that's fine.
Come on, Kendall.
Cheer up.
It's not the end of the world.
Richard, I just lost the Wendelman case.
That is a $20 million account.
$20 million? I must have been playing Candy Crush when they told me how much it was worth.
This is a professional disaster for you.
Winning that case was gonna be the highlight of my year.
It was gonna clinch my promotion.
God, could this day get any worse? Good morning.
Isn't it a beautiful day? Kimmie, it's 14 degrees outside.
Vagrant froze to death on my stoop this morning.
Stoop? That's such a cute word, isn't it? Stoop.
Sounds like two doves kissing.
"Stoop!" Oh, my God, what is happening in the universe? I'm single, my career is in the toilet, and Kimmie's in love.
Kendall, am I sensing you're a little down in the dumps? Well, if you need cheering up anytime, you just come to my place.
Except not on Tuesday or Saturday nights.
'Cause that's when the magic happens.
Kimmie, I said I was having a bad day, I didn't say I was walking towards the lake with rocks in my pockets.
Hey, guys.
How about we go to that re-release of "Fried Green Tomatoes" in 3-D tonight? Yeah.
Oh, I already saw it with James on Tuesday.
Kimmie! We agreed we would see that together.
I'm sorry.
Oh! Guys, I got a text from Benji! Okay.
"Hey, H-A, what are you doing?" Emoticon of a face with a zig-zag mouth? - Oh, no! What does that mean? - What? What do I do? - What? - Oh.
Here, let me see that.
- Hey! - James! - How are you? - Hi! - What's up? - I got off work early.
Oh! You're not gonna believe this.
We got a new pastry chef at the restaurant, and he makes this insane cheesecake, so I brought some over for you guys.
You're like an angel if I had written the Bible.
I'll go get some plates.
Ooh, uh, didn't mean to interrupt.
You guys keep doing whatever you were doing.
- Okay.
So, I - Isn't he the best? - Yeah, yeah.
- He's so sweet.
Hello! Kimmie! This is Benji.
This is a text emergency! I got to text him back something good, so help me! - He's waiting.
- Hey! I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to eavesdrop or anything, but, umyou know what? You don't want to text a guy back too early.
That'll look kind of desperate.
So Anyway, back to the cheesecake.
So, if I wait, like, one minute, can I text Quick addendum to that thought.
Unless it's, like, a time-sensitive text, you know? 'Cause then, if he's like, you know, texting a restaurant trying to get reservations, they're about to close, get back with him.
Or it's a booty-call text.
He's out in the hall.
"I know you're in there.
Come on.
" I know that's not the situation now, but Oh, man.
Hey, where are where are the dessert plates? Uh, they're just by the fridge.
Thank you.
By the way, you look really cute today, Kimmie.
Yeah.
Elsa! Elsa! There's no hot water.
Oh, yes, Miss Kendall.
The front desk called.
They shut the boiler down for repairs.
- For how long? - They don't know.
My God.
- Nothing is going right for me.
- Oh, okay.
Goodnight, Miss Kendall.
- No, wait, Elsa! - We never talk.
Stay a while.
So, how are you enjoying North America? - I have to go home, miss Kendall.
- No, wait! Elsa, I want you to think of this as your home that I pay you to clean.
Goodnight, Miss Kendall.
No, Elsa! I've called everyone I know! You're all I've got! Morning.
What's shaking, cables? Apart from our adjoining bedroom wall.
Oh, can you keep your voice down? - James is still sleeping.
- Oh, is he sleeping now? 'Cause last night, it sounded like you two were slaughtering hogs in there! Yeah.
Sleeping on the couch this much has activated my latent scoliosis.
You're gonna have to set up things for game night without me.
Oh, II promised James we'd go on a kiss crawl of Manhattan.
It's where you go all over Manhattan and you kiss.
But it's the first Saturday of the month! - It's girls' night game night! - Guys, I understand.
I'm the first lady in this apartment to get a man without force or guilt trips, but that's happened.
We just all have to make adjustments.
Well, it seems like me and Marika are the only ones making the necessary adjustments.
Yeah.
She's right, Kimmie.
I like James, but dude is always around.
- Yeah.
- He's butting in.
He's not always butting in! Hey, guys.
Mm.
Morning.
Hey, girls, what's going on? What's up? Was I interrupting something? - No, it's fine.
- Yeah? Isn't it fine, guys? Hey, you know what? Uh, should I go? I No! No, don't leave.
Unless you want to leave, because I believe that everyone should do what they want.
Yeah.
I mean, feel free to make like the wiz and ease on down the road I mean, if you want.
- Y-yeah.
- Wow, guys.
Way to say how you really feel.
You know, we have a friendship bracelet.
Let me remind you it says "4-dash-ever.
" But it may as well say "4a while, until one of us gets laid!" - Come on, James.
Let's go! - Where are we going? Can we stay at your place for awhile? Well, wait! How long are you going for? I don't know! We're just gonna go.
What but first, I'm gonna need some clothes and a toothbrush.
And some vagodorant! And then we are so out of here! Oh, hey.
So, uh, some of the guys are coming over to watch the game today.
Uh, it'll be fun.
Richard's coming, too.
Uh, he's bringing his famous one-layer dip.
It's actually just salsa, but - You okay? - Yeah, fine.
Why? Well, I mean, you just bought five pairs of leg warmers from a street vendor.
I was cold.
So cold.
Below the knee.
I thought maybe you were thinking about Helen-Alice and Marika.
No.
I'm not thinking about them at all.
- Okay.
Really? - Please.
I don't even care what they're doing right now.
You know, they need me a lot more than I need them.
I hope they remember what happened to Destiny's Child after Beyonce left.
They died.
I don't think that's actually right, Kimmie.
- I don't think I don't think they died.
- They died.
I don't want to talk about it anymore.
Okay.
Ugh.
Dede, you would not believe it.
I had to dry-shampoo my hair this morning.
Ugh.
I feel like I live in Queens and graduated from a state school.
Sounds like it's been really rough.
Oh, my God.
You have no idea.
I don't think I have ever felt this alone, Dede.
Oh, you poor thing! You need a friend.
Someone you can tell your troubles to, someone who's compassionate and caring.
Oh, my God.
- That is exactly what I need.
- Yes.
Oh, sweetie, that's not me.
No.
Do you want to order? Whoo! This is so much fun! Helen-Alice and Marika would never do this.
They're probably at home right now watching a Disney movie and fast-forwarding through all the scary parts.
You know, Kimmie, you should just call them.
Why? I don't need to.
I am fine without them.
And, besides, I love being here with the guys.
Doing guy stuff and loving guy stuff I'm a guy's girl Guy's girl Oh! Spilling stuff Guy stuff I'm a guy's girl Oh, hello, you two.
Uh, I was just in the neighborhood.
Is Kimmie here? We don't know where she is and we don't care.
Oh.
Okay, well, I'm sorry to disturb you.
No! Not at all.
We're just two single ladies doing a little beefaroni and guac on a Saturday afternoon.
Yeah, sometime's the 'roni's the only thing you got to fill the void within you.
If you want, you can join us.
We buy all our food in bulk.
Sometimes at the end of the month, we have to eat a lot of raisins.
Well, maybe I-I'll just come in for a minute.
Uh, question What is beefaroni? Yeah, I don't think this salsa's coming out.
I'm only going to say this one more time it's one-layer dip.
I need to use the toilet.
Can I have a try? I think I know exactly how to make that stain disappear.
That would be great! Ta-da! - It's gone! - I learned that from Marika.
We have to hide a lot of stains from Helen-Alice, otherwise she goes berserk.
I can see.
I mean, she is pretty particular.
Three of the chores on her chore wheel have to do with chore-wheel maintenance.
You know what I wanted to ask you, too? What is with Marika and the seven snooze alarms? Oh! I know! Hello?! Just set your alarm for 63 minutes later.
I-I mean, don't get me wrong.
I really I love your friends, but they can be a little bit out there.
Hey, did I tell you, the other night when I was over there, um, I hung my towel on the wrong rack, and Helen-Alice went crazy.
Well, I don't think "crazy" is trying to make the place look nice.
Yeah, no, you're right.
You're right.
What's crazy is how she organizes her cereal.
Oh, okay.
Somebody doesn't like the Dewey Decimal System.
Why are the rice krispies in the 400s? Wow, okay.
Uh, I wish I knew sooner that you didn't like my friends.
Whoa! Whoa! No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I I just I thought we were going back and forth.
You know, like you'd say one thing and I'd say another funny thing, and then you'd think I was kind of cute and maybe we'd kiss a little bit later on and Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
You're, like, really you're mad at me right now.
I am mad at you! W-why?! What did I do? You just made fun of Helen-Alice and Marika! No! You Kimmie, you made fun of them first.
Y-yeah, I know I did.
- So, then why are you mad at me? - 'Cause they're my friends, James! I'm allowed to make fun of them! It's like how black people are allowed to make fun of L.
L.
Cool J, okay? You can't! So I Yeah, I am really mad, and I'm gonna go! Kimmie! Thanks for lending me these clothes.
I-I'm saying clothes because Idon't know what else to call them.
I still can't believe I spilled that food all over myself.
Don't even worry about it.
We do it all the time.
Kimmie calls us the Big Dripper and the Little Dripper.
Do you think she's gonna change her mind and come to game night? Wow, it's hard to believe that six months ago, I had it all a boyfriend, a career, a healthy fear of carbs, andlook at me now.
I'm sitting here, watching you play games and Ooh! About to eat from a large tub of peanut butter.
Oh, my God.
It's so good.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Hey! Kendall, what are you doing here? Giving up.
So, you're home.
Yeah.
Well, is game night still on? That depends.
Is he coming? No.
He's not.
We We kind of had a big fight.
About what? Is that my peanut butter tub?! And my spatula?! I just I-I don't know what I did wrong.
I mean, we were joking around.
Then the next thing I know, she's storming out.
Well, as a brown-belt in Boubier, there's one thing I've learned that she is nothing like you or I.
Yeah.
I mean, she's the only lawyer I know whose dream case would be arguing either side of Beauty v.
Beast.
Well, that innocence is part of what makes her special, I suppose.
That and the way she runs like a muppet.
And she always gets whipped cream on her nose every time she drinks a hot chocolate.
The way she articulates every sentence with her hands.
I suppose those are the reasons why you fall in love with her.
Yeah.
Yeah, those are the exact reasons why I fell in love with her.
Yeah.
Why you fell in love with her.
So, what do I do? I mean, I just I don't want to lose her.
Well, Beauty, if I were you, I'd go out there and get your Beast.
No, the other way around.
The other way around.
Ugh, charades.
I'm so bored, but I don't have the strength to get up.
Quiet.
It's Kimmie's turn.
Okay, ready? Go! Movie! One word.
- It's a tragedy.
- Oh, "Alien.
" "Aliens.
" "Chocolat"! "Crash.
" Oh, no.
Death.
- "Maid in Manhattan"! - Oh, time.
"Shrek"! It was "Shrek"! "Shrek"? Well, why did you make it seem so sad? I don't know That's just how that movie's making me feel right now.
Okay, we get it.
You had a fight with your boyfriend.
But your sadness is kind of ruining game night.
It's like James is here even when he's not here.
Yeah, why did you even come if you were gonna be in this bad of a mood? It's not our fault you got into a fight with James.
Yes, it is.
'Cause the fight was about you! Ooh.
I'm gonna sit up for this.
Maybe later.
What do you mean, the fight was about us? W-what I mean, Helen-Alice Okay.
Marika, you know how we always hide spills under furniture so that she doesn't freak out? You do what?! Way to go, Kimmie.
Now she knows.
Okay, that's not the point of the story.
- Hello? - Uh, yeah, it is.
It is now.
What is that?! - That is - What?! Cranberry sauce, Thanksgiving 2010.
I'm sor 2010?! Here we go.
- Here we go.
- Wh-what else? - Where? Wh - Um Aah! Fourth of July Mustard.
Mustard is the Voldemort of all stains! You guys are pigs.
The room is spinning.
Oh, no.
Way to go, Kimmie.
See what you're doing to her? Oh, what's next? You gonna tell her that that low-hanging picture is covering the hole from that time I thought no human being could actually kick through a wall? It was very easy! That just proves James' point! You guys are crazy! Wait a minute.
James called us crazy? We're not crazy.
That dude is crazy.
He's, like, laughing all the time, yeah.
It's like like, "What's so damn funny?" You know? Like, "Let us in on the jokebro.
" Well, look, he didn't really mean it.
I was upset, and he was just trying to make me feel better.
Aww.
That's what we used to do for you.
Wait, really? You guys do that for friends? I'm gonna call that bitch Dede and tell her to go screw herself.
Look, okay.
I know what's happening here.
I'm just going through a lot of changes.
But guys, changes will come to you, too.
Like, Helen-Alice, what if you got married to Benji? And you guys had beautiful, hyper-allergic babies? And, Marika, what if the pro roller derby actually calls you back instead of just threatening legal action? You mean, join the pro tour? Gosh, I guess I'd have to leave you guys.
But I would be able to fulfill my lifelong dream of seeing the canals in Oklahoma City.
You know, they say it's more than a nice boat ride.
I was just trying to make everyone happy.
I'm just trying to eat cookie-dough ice cream! Sodo you think the three of us are gonna make it? Yes.
Of course we will.
We've been through everything together, from prom night to the cancelation of "Make It or Break It.
" Nothing will ever get between me and my besties.
- Really? - Yeah.
- Get in here.
- Okay.
Good.
Except for maybe my boobs.
It's like boob jenga.
- There we go.
Okay.
- Ohh.
Okay, well What about James? You have to make sure everything's okay.
He's a really great guy.
Run to him, Kimmie.
Do to him whateverweird stuff it is you do together.
And do it fast, before it's too late.
Yeah, I will! Big time.
Okay.
Okay, thanks! - I love you guys! - We love you! Hey! Bring back something that comes in a bucket! Hey.
- Hey.
- UhI didn't want to come in.
I thought it might be a little weird.
But, umI just wanted to say I am so sorry for what I said, and, uh, I would never want to come between you and your friends.
No.
Look, it's not your fault.
I think I picked the fight on purpose.
Maybe I just wanted to get back here and see these guys.
So, it's it's good between you and them? Oh, yeah.
Good.
Uh What about, uh, between you and me? We're so good.
Yeah? So good.
Okay.
I better get going.
James, can we talk to you inside for a minute, please? - Yeah.
- Yeah.
Hey.
What's going on? Listen, uh We've been talking, and we want you to know that we think you're all right.
Yeah.
And you're welcome here anytime.
Well, most of the time.
But certainly every other weekend.
If you call.
We can discuss it.
It's not a big deal.
Thank you, ladies.
Aww, look at us.
All the gang's back together.
Hey! So, what's next? Puffy paints? Connect 4? "Lady and the Tramp"? What infantile pastime awaits? Kendall, I mean this with all love and respect.
- Get out! - What? You Y-you're kicking me out? Oh, my God.
I'm being kicked out of Kimmie Boubier's place.
Pfft.
I've never been this low in my entire life.
And I'm including the time I dated Donald Trump Jr.
Wait a second.
If I've never been this low before, that means I've hit rock bottom.
And if I've hit rock bottom, that means There's nowhere to go but up! It's over! It's over! This long, horrible nightmare with you freaks is finally over! I am back! I was never here, and if any of you say I was, I will sue you.
Thank you, Kimmie.
And you others, whose names I'm glad I never bothered to learn.
So, Monopoly? - Yeah! - Yes! I call Iron! You know, actually, I think they got rid of the Iron.
Oh, no! But that was the only practical game piece! Now they have a cat.
- Oh, yay! - Yeah, see? Everything changes, and everything's okay.
Yeah.
You like my style, huh? I'm gonna give it to ya, watch me move it now Why don't you come and get it? Time is up now, I'm gonna give it to ya Don't be shy now, 'cause we got to get it I'm gonna give it to ya I'm gonna give it to ya