The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 (1990) s01e13 Episode Script

It is a legend no
one will forget.
Everyone thought King Koopa
had left the mushroom kingdom.
and then
His Doom Ship attacked!
King Koopa was back!
With the greatest
danger ever known:
His Koopa Kids!
With their new super powers,
The Super Mario Bros. rescued
Princess Toadstool and beat
back the evil Koopa Family.
King Koopa:
I'll get those plumbers!
Holy sand piles!
Venice pizza Delivery?!"
What's a Real World Gondola from
Venice, Italy, doing in Desert
Land?
Yeah.
I thought Mario and me were the
only pizza gourmets in the
Mushroom Kingdom.
What's goin' on?
Only one way to find out, guys.
Ask!
Call the Polizia! Call the
Marines-zia!
A Sea Monster is attacking my
beautiful Venice!
Momma Mia! Francis Sinatra! Joe
Dimagio!
Oh, I love to hear people speak
my native tongue.
Hey, slow down, Paisano!
There's no Sea Monster in
Venice.
There is now!
It's scaring all the people out
of the city!
Venice will die!
Oh, no! Not Venice!
Si, Paisano!
Soon there will be no one left!
Caesar Augustus! Christopher
Columbus! Annette Funicello!
This is terrible!
Venice, Italy, is my favorite
city, next to Brooklyn, U.S.A.
Why's that, Mario?
I don't know why.
There's some mysterious
something about Venice that I
just feel in my bones.
Uh, yeah I feel it in my
bones,too.
But I thought they were just
overcooked by the desert sun!
Well, if you both feel that
strongly,
you must go to Venice right away
and save it from the sea
monster!
Hah! Frog suits! Don't leave for
The Real World without them!
If those pesky plumbers try to
use this Warp Pipe to Venice&
my slimy sentries will Koopatize
them,
so we can keep scaring all the
humans out of Venice!
Yeah! And when Venice is empty,
we can warp it back to Dark Land
for my very own Kootie Pie water
park
Thank you, King-Daddy!
What my sweet Kootie Pie wants,
my sweet Kootie Pie gets!
Hey! there's the Warp Pipe to
venice.
Look at all those Koopa Guards!
Koopa must be up to something in
Venice!
We've gotta stop him!
Yeah, before he stops us!
Hey, good tossing, Mario!
Remind me never to challenge you
to a game of underwater
horseshoes.
Into the Warp Pipe, Luigi.
Venice needs us!
Hey, Luigi & Never challenge me
to a game of underwater
horseshoes!
with these gondolier disguises,
we can sneak up on Koopa&
If you can keep your frog in
your pocket!
Hey you feel what I feel, Luigi?
Yeah. Tired!
Next time let's get disguises
that don't have poles.
No! No! I'm talking about
something in the Venice air
something that wrenches a Mario
Brother's soul!
But, Mario! We've never been
here in Venice before.
How could our souls get
wrenched?
I dunno, Luigi.
But I'll tell you one thing.
I'm gonna solve this mystery
before we leave
Whoa!
Hey! It's the sea monster!
That's no sea monster! That's
Koopa's Doom Sub!
Those spoilsport plumbers got
through my trap!
If they stop us from getting
venice for my very own Kootie
Pie Koopa Water Park,
the only word you'll hear from
me is tantrum!
They won't scuttle Sweetie,
we'll scuttle them!
This gondola's gonna make us
goners!
There's a gondola withmore "go"
Lets see Koopa catch us now!
This could be the ride of our
lives ♪
I wonder if we
can survive ♪
Koopa's coming faster
We're headed for disaster
Let's get in on the
double and drive ♪
Speeding on Koopa,
They're on our tail
The doom sub's
getting closer ♪
And it looks about the size of
a whale! ♪
Venice will never
be the same ♪
The canal's gone
down the drain! ♪
Speeding on Koopa,
They're on our tail
The doom sub's
getting closer ♪
And it looks about the
size of a whale! ♪
That Doom Sub's been
laundry-blinded!
It'll crash for sure.
Yeah. But it's gonna crash right
into us!
Yeesh!
This is no time to be Italian,
Luigi! Be pole-ish!
Pole-ish? I gotcha, Mario!
If Koopa gets us, it won't be my
vault!
Hurry with that emergency
welding kit.
I can't plug this leak much
longer!
Just because you're drowning,
you don't have to yell!
Good thing you brought me along,
instead of my stupid brothers.
Whoa!
You welded my shell to the hull!
Well, nobody's perfect.
I'm gonna find those putrid
plumbers and make 'em pay!
Look, King Daddykins! There they
are!
Hey! with Koopa sunk,
Mario, shouldn't we have gone
right back to the Mushroom
Kingdom?
Whoa!
No way, Luigi
We're gonna get a good night's
sleep,
and then find out what
mysterious something pulls us to
Venice
like water is pulled down a
drain pipe!
I don't know what's pulling them
to Venice,
but I know what's gonna pull 'em
under!
Hey, hello, little fish.
Fish?!
Oh, boy. We're sunk!
I'll get it!
No! Don't!
I must be having a nightmare!
Huh?
That takes care of the Mario
Brothers.
Now to bring the rest of venice
down!
Let you guys catch us? We'd
rather croak!
We gotta get on that Doom Sub
and stop Koopa from sinking
Venice.
Can't we warp Venice to Dark
Land now?
I want to brag to Bully and
Bigmouth that I have a my own
Kootie Pie Koopa Water Park and
they don't!
Patience, my little Kootie Pie.
Soon venice will be all washed
up.
You'll be washed up long before
Venice, Koopa!
Huh?
You again!
I'll Koopatize you! I'll
pulverize you!
Uh, I get the message.
Don't let him get away, King
Daddykins!
Hey, "recall lever." That should
do the trick.
The drain brain ran into the
engine room.
We got him trapped.
Turn on the engine, Kootie Pie.
You got it, King Daddykins.
Yeeouuuu!
Give up, plumb scum! You'll
never make it!'
Oh yeah? Never say never to
Mario!
Whoa!
Yeow!
Umph!
Let's warp this sub outta here!
Eee!
There goes my Doom Sub.
And my very own Kootie Pie Koopa
water park! Waaaaa!!
She won't be fit to live with
for'a year.
I hate those pesky plumbers
Venice is safe!
Lou Albano! Al Pacino! Frederico
Fellini!
As a small gesture of my thanks,
I'm gonna show you my favorite
statue!
Meet Marco Polo's plumbers.
They brought plumbing back from
China.
And made Venice what it is
today.
They sure look familiar.
Must have been distant relatives
of Mario and Luigi.
Well, That would explain why
venice is our second favorite
city.
And why we're the best plumbers
in the Real World and the
Mushroom Kingdom.
And the most modest!
Leonardo Da Vinci! Valerie
Bertinelli! Mario and Luigi!
We're all set, Kooky!
Then hit it, Hip Hop to it, Hop!
Oh, We did it!
This pendant is gonna give
King-Dad the same super-powers
the Mario Brothers have!
Wow! Boy am I smart!
Excellent work, my boys!
Thanks, King-Dad, but,ah,
there's just one little problem.
The pendant won't work
anywhere
except in the Real World.
Even better!
Those pig-head plumbers can't
get their super powers in the
Real World!
So, if we can just lure those
wrench-brained bozos back
there
My new super powers will help me
slam dunk those lunkheads into
the trashcan of doom!
We got trouble!
It's Koopa's Doom Ship!
Whoaa! Helllp! Mario!
Let go of my brother, Koopa!
Why don't ya' come and make me!?
Aah..
He's shoving Luigi into the warp
zone ..
Exactly!
And if you don't follow us,
you'll never see Luigi again!
I'm comin', Luigi!
Toad, we need you to stay behind
in the Mushroom Kingdom.
What for?
And why do I have to stay
behind?
I always stay behind!
I have my reasons, Toad.
You'll find out.
Mario! Where are we?!
In the Real World. In Paris,
France! And there's Koopa with
Luigi!
This looks like a job for
super Koopa!!!
Super Koopa?
You've gotta be kidding!
How could I be?
I don't have a sense of humor
Go tell your brother
to watch this.
Hey, it really works!
Permit me to introduce you to
Raccoon Koopa!
Pinch me, Luigi!
I don't have to, Mario. It's
true. Koopa's super!
And we can't get
super powers up here!
Care to go for a little
sightseeing flight, Princess?
If that's the way you
feel about it,
we'll make your first
stop your last!
Raccoon Koopa, we've got
you covered.
Put down your tail and surrender
peacefully.
Sorry, Mario, but I'm having way
too much fun!
WHOA!
Eees everybody okay?
Uh, not exactly! Look!
Filet mignon!
We are being dive-bombed by a
flying reptile raccoon?!!
Oui oui! Thees iz
too much for me!
AH! lf you think
my Raccoon is good
You'll love my
Ribbit! Frog! Ribbit!
Cordon bleu!
I don't believe eet!
Zee sonar scope says
We are being attacked!
By a gigantique frog!
Yeoucht
Uh, I'm afraid you'd better
believe it, Captain!
And that frog is hopping mad!
Your stupid sub hurt my flipper,
and for that, you're all
gonna pay!
That's right, Kids.
Paris is mine!
I've got the Princess trapped in
the Eiffel Tower and the Mario"
Brothers in the Bastille!
If you ever wanted to see the
wonders of Europe, now's the
time!
-The culture! The history!
The French fries!
The Shopping!
Oh, without super powers we're
no match for Super-Koopa!
Ha! with the Mario Brothers out
of the way,
it won't be long before all
Paris is at my feet!
HEY, And what
are you staring at?
Haven't you ever seen a reptile
getting ready to conquer the
world?
We've got to get out of here
fast, before Paris is ruined!!
I'm digging as fast as I can!
Oops. I just bent the spoon!
Well, everyone, how do I look?
You look marvellous, Kootie Pie,
simply marvellous!
I knew I could count on you for
an honest opinion, King-Dad!
Get those ugly old paintings out
of here!
We've gotta make room for our
new masterpieces!
On the other hand, with a little
improvement,
some of these old ones look
pretty good, too!
I've got to get a message to
Toad to bring help
"We need you to
stay behind, Toad."
It's always me! It's not fair!
Hmmm A message
from the Princess!
Good thing I told the Princess I
should stay behind!
Real World, here I come!
Prisoners, since it's your
birthday, you're allowed
visitors.
Hey, It's not my birthday.
And I know it's not your
birthday, Mario.
Is it your birthday?
Toad
Okay, you've delivered your
present, you've gotta go!
Hey, Well, if it isn't my
birthday, it's nice to have a
cake
This isn't a cake, Luigi!
It's a super block!
Oh, Too bad. I was hungry!
WHOA!
King Koopa, King Koopa!
The Prisoners have escaped!
Escaped, have they?
Kooky, take the wheel!
This looks like a job for Super
Koopa!
Look! Up in the sky
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
No way, fungus-face.
It's SUPER KOOPA!
Luigi, catch!
Thanks for everything, Captain!
Au Revoir, Raccoons!
Now I know why you left me
behind, Princess.
Sorry I got mad.
Mario, heads up!
Got it, Princess!
Yikes!
Eh, You think he's
still down there?
Aha! This Karoobi clodhopper may
be just the thing
To kick some sense into a couple
of clods!
I don't believe it! Karoobi
Koopa!
You'll never escape the wrathful
sole of this shoe!
Daddy!!!! Wait for meeee!!!!
I don't think Paris will be
seeing them, ever again!
You're right. That King Koopa
may have thought he was super
Yeah, But when you're talking
Super Mario Brothers,
there's just no Substitute for
the real thing!
But we couldn't have done it
without our Toad!