The Karate Kid (1989) s01e13 Episode Script
A Little World of His Own
NARRATOR: This week, small town have little trouble.
Give Daniel -san big headache.
Can he stand tall against the winds of fate?
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(BELL RINGING)
(CHILDREN CHEERING)
There she is.
Well, I guess it's now or never.
WALTER: (HESITATING) Uh Carrie?
Oh, Walter! Hi.
Uh, I know you like horses, so I thought you might like to have this.
Oh!
This one of your little toys, runt face?
Give that back!
Sure, shrimp. Here.
Yeah, catch! (LAUGHING)
(GRUNTING)
(GROANING) (TOY BREAKING)
(BOYS LAUGHING)
BJ, sometimes you can be such a jerk!
Come on, Carrie, we're gonna miss our bus.
PAMELA: Aren't you excited? Only two more hours until my big birthday bash!
BJ: Hey, sweet stuff. Wait up!
Ow! (PAMELA GIGGLING)
Hey, you've been given the honor of being my date to Pamela's birthday party.
What time do I pick you up?
(STUTTERING) Uh, well, I'm sorry, BJ, but I already have a date,
with, uh
With Walter Cromwell. Huh?
Carrie Hamilton, why'd you say Walter's your date?
You can't really like that doofus.
Well, maybe I do. I mean, he's kind of cute in a sort of different way.
Come on, Sonny. We've got some business to take care of.
TAKI: Tell us about the boy you sold the statue to, Mr. Jacobs.
MR. JACOBS: Walter Cromwell. Nice, quiet little young'un.
Used to come in here all the time for one thing or another.
But I ain't seen hide nor hair of him since.
Come to think of it, lots of things been disappearing
around here lately.
MIYAGI: Explain please.
Well, take that there merry-go-round over in the park.
I swear there used to be a dozen of them horses.
Now, there's only 11.
Then, there's the old freight train that wrecked last spring,
and the rusted cars I had out back,
JACOBS: And then, there was
(CRUNCHING) (BJ LAUGHING)
That's what you get for trying to move in on my girl.
And here's what I think of the rest of your little toys, Cromwell.
DANIEL: Come on, give the kid back his stuff. What?
MIYAGI: Only bully feel big by making others feel small.
Who's gonna make me? You? And what army?
Who needs an army?
(YAWNING)
(DANIEL YELLING) (BJ GRUNTING)
(GASPING)
Hey, chill out, ninja man. I don't have no beef with you. I'm out of here.
BJ, wait for me!
Hey, are you all right? I'm fine. I don't need your help.
Maybe not. But, we sure need yours. To do what?
To find oriental statue, this high.
Mr. Jacobs told us you bought it at his shop. We want to buy it back.
Oh, yeah. That old thing. I remember.
I threw it away. Hey, I gotta go now.
TAKI: Do you think he was telling us the truth, Mr. Miyagi?
Hmm. Miyagi think boy horsing around with us.
Good. This little beauty's still running.
The shrine!
He's got it. I'm going in to get it.
Huh?
Careful, Daniel -san. Boy's emotion up-down like roller coaster.
Hey, I can handle him. I remember what it's like to be 12 years old.
Listen, Walter, you've got to give us back our shrine.
It's very dangerous.
Finders keepers. It's mine now.
Be reasonable. You can't go around shrinking everything in town.
I only shrink things nobody wants.
Come on, hand it over, Walter. You don't need it.
You should be out having a good time with your friends.
I don't have any friends.
All I've got is my little world.
Now get lost, before you make me mad.
Listen, we've traveled halfway around the world for that thing.
(GROANING)
(SHRINE HUMMING) Walter -san, no!
You think you can take it just because you're bigger than me.
WALTER: Well, I wish you weren't so big.
(ENERGY CRACKLING)
TAKI: What happened?
I'm not sure, but I don't think we better hang around to find out.
Daniel -san have good idea.
TAKI: Ouch! (GROANING)
You're not getting away that easy.
TAKI: What are you gonna do with us? You can't just keep us this way!
I don't know. I'll figure that out later. Now where's the other one?
(TELLING)
There he is. Got you!
(SHOUTING)
WOMAN: Walter? Yes, Momma? Ow!
Why aren't you getting dressed for the party? It starts in an hour.
Because I'm not going.
I don't have anyone to go with.
Well, what about Carrie Hamilton?
Here's her phone number. I told her mother you would call.
You did what?
Honey, it's time to stop hiding away
with all these toys you keep dragging home from Mr. Jacobs' store.
(WALTER GROANING)
(GRUNTING)
What are you doing? (PHONE RINGING)
CARRIE: Hello?
Go ahead, pick it up. She's not gonna bite.
DANIEL: Go on, ask her.
(INHALING SHARPLY) This is Walter Cromwell and I was wondering
if you're not already going with someone to Pamela's party,
maybe you could go with me.
But, if you're going with someone, that's okay, too.
So are you?
You aren't? You will?
Great. I'll meet you there. Bye.
She said "yes."
Hey, I know what it's like to be the new kid in town and not have any friends.
Now what?
Now we make a deal.
What kind of deal?
I help you win Carrie's heart and prove you can make your own friends.
You give back the shrine. Deal?
Deal.
You look great!
I look like Walter.
Nothing wrong with that. Now relax, you'll do fine.
And I'll be right there to make sure you do.
DANIEL: Yeah, well, I'm taking this along. Just in case.
(SIGHING) I guess all we can do is wait.
No, we go to party before boy finds out
shrine can do more than make things small.
(MIYAGI SHOUTING)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
But how are we gonna get to the party? We don't know where it is.
Miyagi know way to go. Special delivery.
I sure hope this works, Mr. Miyagi.
Right. Otherwise we wind up kitty snack.
(MEOWING)
MIYAGI: Hold tight. Bumpy ride ahead.
Rambo, what mischief are you up to now?
Hmm, well, wouldn't you know it!
That boy forgot Pamela's present.
(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)
(KIDS LAUGHING)
DANIEL: Well, what are you waiting for? Go up and talk to her.
Don't rush me. I'm trying to think of the right move to make.
Every girl loves flowers.
(YELLING)
Oh! Uh Hi, Walter. For me?
Thank you.
Where did you learn to treat a girl so nicely?
Uh, I guess it sort of comes naturally.
Now, one little dance, and she's yours.
(GRUNTING)
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
Would you like to dance?
Sure.
(DOORBELL RINGING)
Walter forgot to bring your birthday present, Pamela.
Happy birthday.
Thank you!
MIYAGI: Daniel -san.
Mr. Miyagi! You escaped!
MIYAGI: Hai. Now must get shrine.
Relax, Mr. Miyagi. Any second now Walter will give it back. We made a deal.
WALTER: You know, this is really fun. I like dancing with you.
BJ: Move aside, shrimp!
I'm sure the lady would rather boogie with a real dancer.
I gotta help Walter get back his girl.
WALTER: I knew this wouldn't work.
I'm going home.
No, Walter, wait!
(STAMMERING) You can't let that jerk steal your girl.
Just Just hang tough.
Just say, uh, "Listen, dude, she was dancing with me."
This better work
(STAMMERING) Listen, dude, she was dancing with me.
You're right. She was.
But don't feel bad.
Here.
BJ: Have a soda, on me. (WALTER GROANING)
Or should I say, "on you, squirt!" (LAUGHING)
Why don't you go home and play with your toys, shrimp?
I'll show you what it's like to be a real shrimp!
No, Walter! If you shrink them, the authorities will take away the shrine for sure!
I'm not listening to you anymore.
I don't like parties, anyway.
Would you take the cake, young man, while I get the ice cream?
Hey, Pamela, blow out the candles
and wish the little shrimp here would grow two feet taller.
If I had my wish,
I'd wish this cake was in their faces.
(CRACKLING)
(KIDS LAUGHING) WALTER: Oh, wow, did you see that?
The shrine doesn't just make things smaller,
it gives you whatever you wish for.
I'll teach you a lesson, you little runt!
Walter, no! Don't use it anymore!
I wish, uh, your pants would fall down.
(BOTH YELLING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
KID: How'd you do that, Walter?
I didn't even see your hands move.
Didn't I tell you?
I know magic. Real magic.
This party's a real drag. I'm splitting. Come on, Sonny.
I'll see you later.
Hey, Walter, show us what else you can do.
(GRUNTING) This is getting out of hand.
I've gotta stop him!
Whoa!
MIYAGI: Uh-oh. Must hurry before Daniel -san wind up in soup. For good.
(SCREAMING)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(DANIEL YELLING)
Hey, no, wait!
I'm no ordinary garbage scrap! Help!
Mr. Miyagi!
TAKI: Hang on, Daniel. We're coming!
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
Yuk! This is gross!
Ahh!
Nothing nice cold shower won't fix.
BJ: Hurry up. He's coming.
(LAUGHING DEVILISHLY)
Now, wait until you see my toy collection.
There's nothing like it in the world.
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Huh? Whoa!
(WALTER GROANING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING) How'd you put that bike together, Cromwell?
With Silly Putty? (ALL LAUGHING)
Hey, let's all go to the arcade. Free games for the birthday girl!
(ALL CHEERING)
TAKI: Poor Walter, I hope he doesn't
Oh, no!
I'll show those bullies!
I wish I wish I was the hottest thing on two wheels.
(CRACKLING)
Wow! This is just how I pictured it in my head.
Nobody's going to make me feel small ever again.
Daniel! Walter's gonna use the shrine to get even with those bullies.
MIYAGI: Hai. So already prepared for action.
Origami paper folding was hobby when Miyagi boy in Okinawa.
I hope you have your pilot's license, Mr. Miyagi.
MIYAGI: Bugs no need license.
Miyagi no need license.
ALL: Whoa!
(CHILDREN CHATTERING)
SONNY: That was some trick we pulled on Cromwell, eh, BJ?
Yeah. Did you see the look on his face when he lost his wheels?
(CHUCKLING)
(ENGINE REVVING)
Well, I've got a new set of wheels now.
WALTER: Came by to even things up.
BOTH: Whoa. Whoa. Help! Help us! Save us!
And then there was the time you spun me around on that park ride until I got sick.
(BOTH GROANING) WALTER: Now you know how it feels!
Stop, Walter! This isn't like you at all.
You're right. This is the new improved me.
I didn't say you could leave.
Whoa!
I'm not a little squirt anymore. I feel big now.
No, Walter, it's the shrine that's making you feel big.
You again? Go away. I don't need to listen to you.
(DANIEL GRUNTING)
Oh, yeah, and then there was the time you kicked sand in my face at the lake.
BOTH: Come on, Walter, let's call a truce.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
No one's gonna pick on me anymore, now that I feel ten feet tall.
Listen to me, Walter. This get even trip is getting out of hand.
Look! A tornado!
(KIDS SCREAMING)
WALTER: I gotta stop that thing!
Oh, no, the shrine!
(KIDS SCREAMING)
CARRIE: Walter, help us!
I can't help them without the shrine.
You can do it if you believe you're big enough.
Ride, Walter, ride!
(WALTER PANTING)
DANIEL: Now! Jump!
(DANIEL YELLING)
MIYAGI: Hold on tight, Taki -san!
MIYAGI: Now!
Must return to normal size.
Concentrate. Clear mind.
The tornado!
(GRUNTING)
(MIYAGI CRYING OUT)
(TAKI SCREAMING)
Mr. Miyagi, are you all right?
Nearly blew mind.
Other than that, no sweat.
WALTER: I'm really sorry, Carrie.
I was just trying to be the big kid in town,
and I nearly got us all killed.
You never had to prove anything to me, Walter.
I like you just the way you are.
(HORN HONKING)
DANIEL: Listen to her, big guy. She knows what she's talking about.
See ya.
Uh, who's he? Just a friend.
Who taught me that being big's got nothing to do
with being on the basketball team.
Or whether you can reach the cookie jar.
It's how you feel inside.
DANIEL: Hey!
Give Daniel -san big headache.
Can he stand tall against the winds of fate?
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(BELL RINGING)
(CHILDREN CHEERING)
There she is.
Well, I guess it's now or never.
WALTER: (HESITATING) Uh Carrie?
Oh, Walter! Hi.
Uh, I know you like horses, so I thought you might like to have this.
Oh!
This one of your little toys, runt face?
Give that back!
Sure, shrimp. Here.
Yeah, catch! (LAUGHING)
(GRUNTING)
(GROANING) (TOY BREAKING)
(BOYS LAUGHING)
BJ, sometimes you can be such a jerk!
Come on, Carrie, we're gonna miss our bus.
PAMELA: Aren't you excited? Only two more hours until my big birthday bash!
BJ: Hey, sweet stuff. Wait up!
Ow! (PAMELA GIGGLING)
Hey, you've been given the honor of being my date to Pamela's birthday party.
What time do I pick you up?
(STUTTERING) Uh, well, I'm sorry, BJ, but I already have a date,
with, uh
With Walter Cromwell. Huh?
Carrie Hamilton, why'd you say Walter's your date?
You can't really like that doofus.
Well, maybe I do. I mean, he's kind of cute in a sort of different way.
Come on, Sonny. We've got some business to take care of.
TAKI: Tell us about the boy you sold the statue to, Mr. Jacobs.
MR. JACOBS: Walter Cromwell. Nice, quiet little young'un.
Used to come in here all the time for one thing or another.
But I ain't seen hide nor hair of him since.
Come to think of it, lots of things been disappearing
around here lately.
MIYAGI: Explain please.
Well, take that there merry-go-round over in the park.
I swear there used to be a dozen of them horses.
Now, there's only 11.
Then, there's the old freight train that wrecked last spring,
and the rusted cars I had out back,
JACOBS: And then, there was
(CRUNCHING) (BJ LAUGHING)
That's what you get for trying to move in on my girl.
And here's what I think of the rest of your little toys, Cromwell.
DANIEL: Come on, give the kid back his stuff. What?
MIYAGI: Only bully feel big by making others feel small.
Who's gonna make me? You? And what army?
Who needs an army?
(YAWNING)
(DANIEL YELLING) (BJ GRUNTING)
(GASPING)
Hey, chill out, ninja man. I don't have no beef with you. I'm out of here.
BJ, wait for me!
Hey, are you all right? I'm fine. I don't need your help.
Maybe not. But, we sure need yours. To do what?
To find oriental statue, this high.
Mr. Jacobs told us you bought it at his shop. We want to buy it back.
Oh, yeah. That old thing. I remember.
I threw it away. Hey, I gotta go now.
TAKI: Do you think he was telling us the truth, Mr. Miyagi?
Hmm. Miyagi think boy horsing around with us.
Good. This little beauty's still running.
The shrine!
He's got it. I'm going in to get it.
Huh?
Careful, Daniel -san. Boy's emotion up-down like roller coaster.
Hey, I can handle him. I remember what it's like to be 12 years old.
Listen, Walter, you've got to give us back our shrine.
It's very dangerous.
Finders keepers. It's mine now.
Be reasonable. You can't go around shrinking everything in town.
I only shrink things nobody wants.
Come on, hand it over, Walter. You don't need it.
You should be out having a good time with your friends.
I don't have any friends.
All I've got is my little world.
Now get lost, before you make me mad.
Listen, we've traveled halfway around the world for that thing.
(GROANING)
(SHRINE HUMMING) Walter -san, no!
You think you can take it just because you're bigger than me.
WALTER: Well, I wish you weren't so big.
(ENERGY CRACKLING)
TAKI: What happened?
I'm not sure, but I don't think we better hang around to find out.
Daniel -san have good idea.
TAKI: Ouch! (GROANING)
You're not getting away that easy.
TAKI: What are you gonna do with us? You can't just keep us this way!
I don't know. I'll figure that out later. Now where's the other one?
(TELLING)
There he is. Got you!
(SHOUTING)
WOMAN: Walter? Yes, Momma? Ow!
Why aren't you getting dressed for the party? It starts in an hour.
Because I'm not going.
I don't have anyone to go with.
Well, what about Carrie Hamilton?
Here's her phone number. I told her mother you would call.
You did what?
Honey, it's time to stop hiding away
with all these toys you keep dragging home from Mr. Jacobs' store.
(WALTER GROANING)
(GRUNTING)
What are you doing? (PHONE RINGING)
CARRIE: Hello?
Go ahead, pick it up. She's not gonna bite.
DANIEL: Go on, ask her.
(INHALING SHARPLY) This is Walter Cromwell and I was wondering
if you're not already going with someone to Pamela's party,
maybe you could go with me.
But, if you're going with someone, that's okay, too.
So are you?
You aren't? You will?
Great. I'll meet you there. Bye.
She said "yes."
Hey, I know what it's like to be the new kid in town and not have any friends.
Now what?
Now we make a deal.
What kind of deal?
I help you win Carrie's heart and prove you can make your own friends.
You give back the shrine. Deal?
Deal.
You look great!
I look like Walter.
Nothing wrong with that. Now relax, you'll do fine.
And I'll be right there to make sure you do.
DANIEL: Yeah, well, I'm taking this along. Just in case.
(SIGHING) I guess all we can do is wait.
No, we go to party before boy finds out
shrine can do more than make things small.
(MIYAGI SHOUTING)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
But how are we gonna get to the party? We don't know where it is.
Miyagi know way to go. Special delivery.
I sure hope this works, Mr. Miyagi.
Right. Otherwise we wind up kitty snack.
(MEOWING)
MIYAGI: Hold tight. Bumpy ride ahead.
Rambo, what mischief are you up to now?
Hmm, well, wouldn't you know it!
That boy forgot Pamela's present.
(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)
(KIDS LAUGHING)
DANIEL: Well, what are you waiting for? Go up and talk to her.
Don't rush me. I'm trying to think of the right move to make.
Every girl loves flowers.
(YELLING)
Oh! Uh Hi, Walter. For me?
Thank you.
Where did you learn to treat a girl so nicely?
Uh, I guess it sort of comes naturally.
Now, one little dance, and she's yours.
(GRUNTING)
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
Would you like to dance?
Sure.
(DOORBELL RINGING)
Walter forgot to bring your birthday present, Pamela.
Happy birthday.
Thank you!
MIYAGI: Daniel -san.
Mr. Miyagi! You escaped!
MIYAGI: Hai. Now must get shrine.
Relax, Mr. Miyagi. Any second now Walter will give it back. We made a deal.
WALTER: You know, this is really fun. I like dancing with you.
BJ: Move aside, shrimp!
I'm sure the lady would rather boogie with a real dancer.
I gotta help Walter get back his girl.
WALTER: I knew this wouldn't work.
I'm going home.
No, Walter, wait!
(STAMMERING) You can't let that jerk steal your girl.
Just Just hang tough.
Just say, uh, "Listen, dude, she was dancing with me."
This better work
(STAMMERING) Listen, dude, she was dancing with me.
You're right. She was.
But don't feel bad.
Here.
BJ: Have a soda, on me. (WALTER GROANING)
Or should I say, "on you, squirt!" (LAUGHING)
Why don't you go home and play with your toys, shrimp?
I'll show you what it's like to be a real shrimp!
No, Walter! If you shrink them, the authorities will take away the shrine for sure!
I'm not listening to you anymore.
I don't like parties, anyway.
Would you take the cake, young man, while I get the ice cream?
Hey, Pamela, blow out the candles
and wish the little shrimp here would grow two feet taller.
If I had my wish,
I'd wish this cake was in their faces.
(CRACKLING)
(KIDS LAUGHING) WALTER: Oh, wow, did you see that?
The shrine doesn't just make things smaller,
it gives you whatever you wish for.
I'll teach you a lesson, you little runt!
Walter, no! Don't use it anymore!
I wish, uh, your pants would fall down.
(BOTH YELLING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
KID: How'd you do that, Walter?
I didn't even see your hands move.
Didn't I tell you?
I know magic. Real magic.
This party's a real drag. I'm splitting. Come on, Sonny.
I'll see you later.
Hey, Walter, show us what else you can do.
(GRUNTING) This is getting out of hand.
I've gotta stop him!
Whoa!
MIYAGI: Uh-oh. Must hurry before Daniel -san wind up in soup. For good.
(SCREAMING)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(DANIEL YELLING)
Hey, no, wait!
I'm no ordinary garbage scrap! Help!
Mr. Miyagi!
TAKI: Hang on, Daniel. We're coming!
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
Yuk! This is gross!
Ahh!
Nothing nice cold shower won't fix.
BJ: Hurry up. He's coming.
(LAUGHING DEVILISHLY)
Now, wait until you see my toy collection.
There's nothing like it in the world.
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Huh? Whoa!
(WALTER GROANING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING) How'd you put that bike together, Cromwell?
With Silly Putty? (ALL LAUGHING)
Hey, let's all go to the arcade. Free games for the birthday girl!
(ALL CHEERING)
TAKI: Poor Walter, I hope he doesn't
Oh, no!
I'll show those bullies!
I wish I wish I was the hottest thing on two wheels.
(CRACKLING)
Wow! This is just how I pictured it in my head.
Nobody's going to make me feel small ever again.
Daniel! Walter's gonna use the shrine to get even with those bullies.
MIYAGI: Hai. So already prepared for action.
Origami paper folding was hobby when Miyagi boy in Okinawa.
I hope you have your pilot's license, Mr. Miyagi.
MIYAGI: Bugs no need license.
Miyagi no need license.
ALL: Whoa!
(CHILDREN CHATTERING)
SONNY: That was some trick we pulled on Cromwell, eh, BJ?
Yeah. Did you see the look on his face when he lost his wheels?
(CHUCKLING)
(ENGINE REVVING)
Well, I've got a new set of wheels now.
WALTER: Came by to even things up.
BOTH: Whoa. Whoa. Help! Help us! Save us!
And then there was the time you spun me around on that park ride until I got sick.
(BOTH GROANING) WALTER: Now you know how it feels!
Stop, Walter! This isn't like you at all.
You're right. This is the new improved me.
I didn't say you could leave.
Whoa!
I'm not a little squirt anymore. I feel big now.
No, Walter, it's the shrine that's making you feel big.
You again? Go away. I don't need to listen to you.
(DANIEL GRUNTING)
Oh, yeah, and then there was the time you kicked sand in my face at the lake.
BOTH: Come on, Walter, let's call a truce.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
No one's gonna pick on me anymore, now that I feel ten feet tall.
Listen to me, Walter. This get even trip is getting out of hand.
Look! A tornado!
(KIDS SCREAMING)
WALTER: I gotta stop that thing!
Oh, no, the shrine!
(KIDS SCREAMING)
CARRIE: Walter, help us!
I can't help them without the shrine.
You can do it if you believe you're big enough.
Ride, Walter, ride!
(WALTER PANTING)
DANIEL: Now! Jump!
(DANIEL YELLING)
MIYAGI: Hold on tight, Taki -san!
MIYAGI: Now!
Must return to normal size.
Concentrate. Clear mind.
The tornado!
(GRUNTING)
(MIYAGI CRYING OUT)
(TAKI SCREAMING)
Mr. Miyagi, are you all right?
Nearly blew mind.
Other than that, no sweat.
WALTER: I'm really sorry, Carrie.
I was just trying to be the big kid in town,
and I nearly got us all killed.
You never had to prove anything to me, Walter.
I like you just the way you are.
(HORN HONKING)
DANIEL: Listen to her, big guy. She knows what she's talking about.
See ya.
Uh, who's he? Just a friend.
Who taught me that being big's got nothing to do
with being on the basketball team.
Or whether you can reach the cookie jar.
It's how you feel inside.
DANIEL: Hey!