The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (2020) s01e13 Episode Script

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This season on The Real
Housewives of Salt Lake City
-[laughter]
-Go, Whit!
-[cheering]
-Oh, Hallelujah.
Oh!
You would never hand me your phone.
You're hiding something.
Seth and I have been separated on and off
for a very long time.
At times, I've seen other people.
I cannot stand being without you.
I want us to be together.
You don't remember or know me at all,
but you remember me flashing?
[Meredith] Until you figure out what it is
that I trigger in you,
thumbs up.
I feel like you wanna be
Lisa and Meredith's friend
more than you wanna be my friend.
The last thing a dad wants
is to call his daughter
and tell her, "I'm a drug addict."
Heal! Heal!
My therapist, he feels I'm ready
to move on to my next step.
-What is the next step?
-Start my career back
and start living my life again.
My aunt just got both legs amputated
at the last minute.
So when you said it smells
like hospital in here
I did say it. I sure did say it.
You're gonna go with Mary,
who [bleep] her grandfather?
Thank you. I'm disengaging.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry
for yelling "Eff you."
I wanna thank you for explaining
where you're coming from.
[Mary] Where's my apology?
Jen calling me the grandfather what
you know, whatever, it's cruel.
You all right? What are you doing?
I'm not happy at this time because
of things. I don't understand it.
Warren Buffett didn't stop
buying and building companies.
Why should I?
-I don't think it's a problem, do you?
-To a degree.
It gets to a point
where we're giving up our boys.
The whole football season,
Sharrieff, I don't see him.
I put on a good front, but I'm lonely.
By the time I express my feelings,
I blow up everything around me.
Because you're holding it in.
Meredith and Lisa called Mary
and said that they were scared of you.
Shut the [bleep] up about Mary!
What are you doing drinking?
I'm numbing the pain because
I'm so angry at you.
How would you feel if I took two nights
away for a little girls' trip?
Hopefully, like, reconnect
and bond with the ladies.
Instead of repeating something
somebody else
thinks I might have said, ask me first.
-I want to apologize for that.
-Thanks. I appreciate that.
You guys, be on Mary's side.
Be on Whitney's [bleep] side.
No one tells me
who to be friends with. Bye!
When you wanna [bleep] talk,
then talk to me.
-What did I do?
-Shut the [bleep] up.
-Don't come at her like that.
-Don't come at me, Heather!
Who doesn't trust Jen? Raise your hand.
[suspenseful music playing]
In this town, I'm Queen Bee and MVP.
When you take cheap shots,
always expect a hangover.
This rose isn't scared
to handle a little prick.
Jealousy is a disease to which
I say, "Get well soon."
I love God, but I will read you
like a scripture.
Just like my pioneer ancestors,
I'm trying to blaze a new trail.
[gentle music playing]
[electronic music playing]
[intriguing music playing]
[exhales deeply]
-then talk to me, Whitney.
-What did I do?
-What's going on?
-Whitney, shut the [bleep] up.
[echoing] Shut the [bleep] up.
Shut the [bleep] up.
[electronic music playing]
Do you really want to be
her friend after all of this?
I don't. I'm being honest. I don't.
[echoing] I don't. I don't. I don't.
[suspenseful music playing]
Who doesn't trust Heather?
Raise your hand.
Who doesn't trust Heather?
Raise your hand.
[upbeat electronic music]
I would never say anything
or get in between anybody's marriage.
Is that true or false?
Because that is not what
That is false.
She said it.
She said it.
[upbeat electronic music]
Heather, why can't anybody
sincerely apologize
and own whatever it is?
That's not the situation
we're in right now.
Right now the person
that's [bleep] up is you.
[echoing] You. You. You.
Right now the person
that's [bleep] up is you.
[electronic music playing]
Jen is just like set off.
And then, I went after Jen
'cause I was trying to calm her down.
I knew Jen would ruin the trip.
That's inevitable.
How do you understand crazy?
[echoing] Crazy. Crazy. Crazy.
[upbeat electronic music playing]
-That's like a lot of manual labor.
-I know.
-[squeals]
-Hi!
Hey, guys.
So a countertop is going
on here at some point today.
Hi. How are you doing?
-Good. How are you?
-Good.
I like a man in a vulnerable position.
[chuckles]
What do we need to get done immediately,
other than, I mean, obviously this?
Today I wanna focus on, like,
twice as many clouds.
I want the wings to be
matching with the clouds,
all of it, okay?
This is our coming out party,
and we want everyone
to see it and to give us
the credit we deserve.
But they're only gonna do that
if it's finished.
[whirring]
How embarrassing would that be
if we pushed construction
to the side, lit a candle,
and said "Welcome to our new,
you know, blossoming business"?
Like, it has to look great,
and it has to go off without a hitch.
-What is this?
-I know, right?
I don't wanna have to come clean
this in the morning, but I will.
This is like a really big deal.
We've had a pretty rough weekend in Vegas.
I feel, like, under the gun
and stressed to the max.
-Right, I understand that.
-So if I'm short with you today
They'll be a carpet outside
with pink stanchions.
It has pink rope stanchions,
velvet rope stanchions.
Your Step and Repeat
will also be out here.
Why are you calling 'em stanchions?
So they're just poles that hold
these pink ropes.
Is that like a fancy industry word?
-That's so cute.
-I've never heard that word in my life.
-These are called stanchions?
-The stanchions are the pipes.
And these are the velvet ropes
-that connect it, so
-Love. Now I know. Stanchions.
-Oh, hi! [laughs]
-Oh, hi!
Welcome to the jungle!
I am just coming from the gym.
I'm so nasty.
I've been working all morning.
-How are you?
-How is it coming along?
-I'm stressed to the maximus.
-You have a good team.
It looks like there's still lot to do,
but they're gonna pull it together.
-Why would you say that?
-[laughter]
Come on!
Look at the pink stanchion rope.
-How did you
-[laughs]
How did you know the word "stanchion"?
You got airport The stanchions
that keep you in line.
-They're called polls.
-They're called stanchions.
They're called stanchions.
Have you talked to Jen since Vegas?
-No, no. Have you?
-No.
No. I'm not reaching out.
Like, I-I mean, I know, like,
we left things kind of, like,
loose, but, I'm still
I have deep-rooted issues
that I wanna deal with.
I don't think I wanna deal
with them at the party.
If it was me, I would call Jen
and say, "Hey,
I'm gonna kindly uninvite you
because I need it to go smooth."
"This is my business."
'Cause otherwise, is Heather
addicted to toxicity,
or is she intentionally trying
to sabotage her grand opening?
-So
-So [sighs]
-We'll just see how it goes.
-Well, it looks amazing.
I can't wait to see it.
Thanks, babe.
I really hope
I hope Oh. I hope it goes well.
[groans]
[upbeat electronic music]
A heavy door.
I'm gonna grab a seat at the bar.
-Go right ahead.
-Thank you.
-Hi, miss. What can I do for you?
-Hi.
Can I start with soda water and lime?
-Soda water and lime.
-Thank you.
[electronic music playing]
Thank you.
Hi.
First of all, I probably need a drink.
[electronic music continues playing]
Hi.
-[sighs]
-So how are you doing?
Um
-First of all, I probably need a drink.
-Yeah.
I'm sorry to interrupt.
-Jen needs a drink.
-I will have vodka.
I'm on a diet.
That was like a lot, that trip.
Girl
I appreciate you even taking
the time to think about this or anything
because you're the only one
that reached out to me after Vegas.
Well, my heart broke.
Listen, I'm like you. I wanna be loyal.
I wanna be loyal
to my friendships, my word,
and my feelings can evolve.
Last week I'm checking out
of my hotel room in Vegas,
and when I go to get on the elevator,
the doors open, and Jen is there,
and you can tell she's been crying.
She has no makeup on.
She was wearing a great Gucci tracksuit,
but she burst into tears when she saw me,
and I told her, "Let's meet up
in Utah and talk,
and I wanna hear your side of the story."
"I wanna hear how you're feeling."
I think, you know, there's like
a couple moments,
like, you know, like the dinner
wasn't awesome, right?
Like, it's not a good look
to always be leaving upset, right?
But after dinner, everybody was like,
"What's going on?"
And they all were saying things
like of things you said,
and I'm like, "I don't think
Jen's ever talked about me."
And, um, and then Whitney's
like, "Yes, she has."
And what did I say?
Jen's trying to get
information out of everyone
to use it against them.
Okay, that is so could not be
-Here's what I'm okay
-It's interesting to me
-if people want to, like
-Misinterpret or
-Misinterpret things.
-Words.
But when things are being taken
and twisted out of context,
I'm like, I didn't say that.
I don't think people understand it, Jen.
Like, you made a comment to Whitney like,
"I'm gonna drown you in your pond."
She actually said, "If you tell anyone,
I will bury you in your lake
behind your house."
-Yeah.
-Wait, what?
For you, it's just like,
just something funny
and vague to say. It's a statement.
I mean, I know I go hard,
but I am the way I am
because of my culture, because
of what I've gone through,
and where I came from, how I was raised.
Yeah, and I think that, like,
I think that's one side of you
that I think's really misunderstood.
I wish someone would take
the time you are right now
to say, "Jen, why do you
Why are you that way?"
I'm that way because I've had to be.
-When I see
-Living in Utah,
being raised in Utah
with all white people
-Oh, got it. Yep.
-You know?
And so I had to, like, like,
fight and be defensive
and always be prepared to fight,
you know what I mean?
I think the most important things to me,
is, like, knowing from you
you're not trying to do
anything to hurt me.
Never. I don't wanna see
my friends hurting,
and I felt bad
when I saw Meredith hurting.
Like, that hurts me.
I wanted to hopefully get across
the point to Meredith
that I'm sorry for any part
of this that I had
when if I should have not even
opened my mouth
because certain people
can't take it the right way.
-They misinterpret it.
-They misinterpret it.
And that's why I'm hurt
because I'm, like, hearing
how everybody What they thought,
I'm telling you, Lisa, I had no idea.
I was very hurt by Heather.
You preach loyalty,
but you've just been, like,
a really [bleep] friend.
I thought that she was my friend
and she had my back
and she understood me more than anybody,
and to find out that she really
doesn't hurts me deeply.
Where can we go from here, do you think?
Like, Heather sent me an invitation
for her grand opening.
Are you going?
I mean
I've been thinking about it
because I'm like,
it feels unfinished to me from Vegas.
Where do you think it comes from
with Heather? Like
I have never done I have tried
to support her.
The other part I don't understand is
if you felt like this,
and you purport to be my friend,
why have you never told me these things?
The worst thing for me ever
is to attack my character,
-and I think
-Me, too.
When you attack my character,
that's when I go zero to a hundred.
My character, my family,
or anybody I love
-Mm-hmm.
-That is when
I go zero to a hundred.
So you understand, when you go hot,
you're leaving yourself open
for more judgment.
That's something
I've been trying to work on.
This is something that I deal
with in my marriage
where he's like, "You know what?
I can't talk to you right now
because you won't listen,"
or I'm too feisty.
I'm thinking, okay, maybe
I need to take it down two notches
because if I truly want them to hear me,
I have to meet them halfway.
Just remember you don't have
to say everything you think.
[laughs] Like
[upbeat electronic music playing]
Seth?
-[groans]
-Want some banana?
-[groans]
-I sliced a banana for you.
Isn't that nice? Isn't that
just incredible culinary art?
-You did that for me?
-Yes, I did.
I love the new Meredith.
You want me to slice a second one for you?
No, but I would love it if you sliced it
-in quarters instead of halves.
-Oh, I'm so sorry.
-You are what you eat.
-Yeah. You're bananas?
You are.
Seth and I are in a great place right now.
But it's been a huge process to get there.
When ski season's over,
you gonna come live with me
in Canton, Ohio?
No, we're not living in Ohio.
Corporate headquarters is in Canton, Ohio.
Okay, my corporate headquarters is here.
Maybe me being out of the picture
will help you find what you want.
I don't disagree.
I'm excited to move forward with Seth
and have a happy life together.
All positivity sort of.
We know it can't always be all positive.
Anyway, Vegas was just so ugly.
It was crazy.
I mean, that is like
Toxic, toxic city-ci-city.
-Say that.
-I don't wanna.
-Toxic-city-ci-city.
-[dog barks]
-Teddy.
-Something's up with this dog.
-He won't leave me alone.
-He wants treats.
So I've never had this kind
of volatility with friends in my life.
Um
You know, speculation
about our marriage with them.
It's like, is that your business?
That's why I think I'm gonna
have to disengage.
"Seth and I have been working
on our relationship."
"Every day is not a sunny day."
-None of their business.
-Own it.
Like, "Our relationship was [bleep] up!"
[barks]
We saw other people.
Whatever happened, happened.
And we started working
our asses off to save it.
If you're my friend,
I don't know why you'd go
digging into my marriage.
All they need to know.
Probably because many of them are
struggling in their own marriages.
-[barking]
-I think
I think they're deflecting
from focusing on their own relationships.
[cheerful music playing]
Is that Steve Lesh?
-How you doing?
-What's up, Dad?
-Good.
-It's so good to see you.
-How's it going?
-Good.
-Good. Ready for a little trim?
-Yeah. Let's do it. A little trim.
About that much.
Like
We're demoing for a class today?
-Yeah, a little haircut demo.
-Oh, fun.
-Like the old days, right?
-Yeah.
My dad has completed his rehab.
He's almost done with his 90 days
of sober living.
-I'm glad I get to be your model.
-I can't pay you. You know that, right?
[laughs] Well, I get the haircut for free.
Oh, they said it was free? Oh, okay.
He now has the opportunity to audition
to be an instructor at this hair school.
-What's up, y'all?
-This is a big deal,
because this is his first step
back into his career
as a sober, functioning man.
How's everybody doing?
-Good.
-Good. How are you?
Good. Thank you. Excited to be here today.
It's been a while.
So today I'm just gonna do
a really light trim.
Let's talk about design for a moment.
The four ways I can cut her hair,
I can cut it dead straight.
The other way would be a slight curve.
Of course we know
basically an asymmetrical,
our graduated A-line,
and the other one would be a "V."
So I'm gonna do a very slight A-line,
because she likes that real straight bob.
Anywhere the client can see in the mirror,
I'm gonna pay a lot of attention.
The back they can't see,
so I don't worry about it too much.
No, I'm just kidding.
Despite how hard it's been
having my dad be an addict,
him disappearing and all the fights,
it actually makes me so grateful
that I followed my gut
and never gave up on him.
-I'm glad you're back.
-I know. I needed to.
-Isn't this amazing?
-I knew you'd come back.
I'm ready to come back here.
Whitney knew it all along.
You guys really saved my life.
And we could actually have
a much better relationship.
I'm really proud of you, Dad.
I hope it's not too good to be true.
Who wants to come look at this?
What do you see?
It's perfectly even.
-She said it's perfectly even.
-Perfect.
I've been let down too many times before.
So I'm really hoping that my dad
will stick with his sobriety.
Hopefully you guys learned
some techniques, some tricks.
Thank you. Love you guys.
[upbeat music playing]
You did such a good job.
It's a little rusty, but it's fun.
I appreciate you taking the time
and letting me do this.
We've been on this journey, so to speak,
-for about five, six months.
-Yeah.
I wouldn't have been able
to do it by myself.
And doing this gives me
the income, the confidence.
It's like I feel like I'm a proud mama.
Even though I'm not your mom.
[upbeat electronic music playing]
Ladies, how busy have we been?
-Back-to-back.
-Pretty busy.
-You ready for tomorrow night?
-[all] Yes.
Do you know what you're wearing?
-Got it all planned out.
-Okay. I love it.
-Hello!
-Hi!
-How are you?
-I'm good. How are you?
-Come around.
-I'm good.
Could you get us a glass of champagne
and bring it back?
-Of course.
-Let's go.
I already got permission
to take a small break.
I say that so they think I'm one of them,
but I don't need permission.
-[laughs]
-Pardon our mess.
Well You're You're moving tomorrow, so
I know. It's all happening.
So this is like 1/100th
of what we have to pack
Do you have movers coming to help you?
We have movers showing up
tomorrow at 9:00 a.m.
That's fine. This kind
of stuff will take them
-like a second to get out of it.
-Do you like living in a hovel?
How have you been since Vegas?
It was disappointing
and disheartening, you know?
[intriguing music playing]
Do I think Jen has some [bleep]
going on in her life
-that's not positive? Yes.
-Absolutely.
I don't think she's behaving
this way for no reason at all.
-Right.
-Do I have compassion?
-Yes, of course I do.
-Yeah.
Because it makes me sad to see somebody
who must be suffering so much
in their own space
that they're behaving this way.
What Jen did was toxic. It was negative,
and to have a genuine relationship
will be very difficult.
You hurt my family.
If I hurt Jen's family,
oh, my gosh.
What do we think would happen?
You have not invited her
-to your opening tomorrow?
-She was already invited.
She's, like, a huge client of Beauty Lab,
but I feel like to move forward with her,
I definitely need a clear apology
for any way that she's been
diminished our relationship
but also for what she did in Vegas.
I'm your goddamn friend.
Bitch, you stand up for me with Whitney!
I don't want you to leave. Come on.
-No.
-Don't sit here.
-No, Jen.
-Don't hit me.
Who doesn't trust Heather?
Raise your hand.
That's what I want and need from her.
I don't know if I'll get it.
I don't know either.
I guess you're gonna see.
I realize, like, if my daughters
had a friend like her,
what would my advice be to them?
I wouldn't be like,
"Understand her. Embrace her."
"Take it on the chin."
Not being appreciated
is a huge trigger for me.
The way Jen's been treating me
reminds me of how I felt
for many, many years
in my marriage.
And I don't wanna feel that way anymore,
and I don't wanna do what I did
when I was married,
which is just put up and shut up.
I feel like you're
a great friend. You're loyal.
If she doesn't see that,
kick her to the curb and move on,
and that's the advice I wanna give myself.
-Hi, Sydney.
-Hello, Lisa.
-How's it going?
-Good. How are you?
Good. You got the foam board one.
Yes.
The branding for social is amazing.
It's super clean. I think we just need
to keep going with that narrative.
Yeah, I think so, too.
With the four products
that we have out now,
we've been doing great with sales.
-Yo.
-Hello!
Hi. We were just talking about you.
Oh, my gosh. Jack, did you
Oh, you got Sydney one.
Thank you.
Everybody needs Diet Coke in their life.
You guys go from one job to the next job.
School is your number one job right now,
and Fresh Wolf is how
you're going to buy your
-Range Rover Defender.
-Oh.
-Yup.
-McLaren.
I love that. You'll be the first
9-year-old with a McLaren.
Listen, I might not be great
at making hot dogs,
but one thing I am good at
is inspiring my children
to build things.
Henry. Hey, baby. No more of that, 'kay?
It's really loud. What?
When they say they wanna launch a brand
and create a product, I'm all in.
-Henry, come here. No more.
-No.
I've created mini moguls,
and I'm not sad about it.
The biggest thing is,
is we always say you can have
anything you want if you're what?
-Uh, willing to work.
-Yep.
John and I have invested
a significant amount of money,
and, you know, we believe in our children
and we believe in what they created.
Why is there glitter on my hands?
And there's nothing more
rewarding than that.
I wanna hear Jack pitch Sydney.
Um, I named it. He didn't.
Okay, so this is Fresh Wolf.
It is a men's grooming product
that me and my brother started.
And, uh, it has a lot of different,
like, um shoot.
We'll restart. I had like a brain fart.
This is Fresh Wolf.
It's a company me and my brother started.
-We have a lot of different-
-How smart are these straws?
like shampoo, conditioner,
pomade, hair wax, and beard oil
and body wash.
What are some of the key ingredients?
What makes it special?
Which one do you think dad needs the most?
And, dad, what you need is Turmeric,
because it, like, restores hair and, uh
-Restores hair.
-Hair growth.
It stimulates hair growth.
And so, uh, yeah, that's Fresh Wolf.
-I love it.
-That was good.
-I love it.
-That was awesome.
So you know, after John asked me to take
some time away from my phone,
work a little less,
spend more time with the family
Okay, so something
that I'm really excited about is
expanding all of our businesses.
I think we need to figure out
a way for us to, like,
spend time just being together.
Fresh Wolf gave us
that opportunity to do that,
and at the end of the day,
I know I'm a good mom,
and I know I'm a great wife.
There's no disputing that.
Let's figure out a good marketing plan.
We'll set up a meeting with you,
and then why don't you pitch
your business to an investor?
And let's go really dial it in
and see what you can do
if you're willing to what?
-Work.
-Yep.
[laughs]
-I'm so hungry.
-I know.
Let's go.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
-Henry, time to go.
-Okay, you stay here.
We're gonna go eat.
Jack, are you driving?
No! Wait!
[upbeat music playing]
Where are they?
[electronic music playing]
Where's the love?
[cheering]
Where is You all love me?
Feel it here.
For me, church is a place of a rescue,
and it's a place where love
should always flow.
Why are you gaining weight?
Why? Don't start doing that.
Take care of yourself.
Eat right. Drink water, please.
Sean, you look healthy. Look alive.
Have you guys really been
practicing like I asked you to?
Let's go. We don't need practice.
We have angels.
Being a first lady, you lead by example.
Being a choir director, you get
to listen to people sing at you.
[vocalizing]
Okay, this is called "Who can follow?"
Okay? If I'm standing up here,
then that means you follow me.
-[all] Yeah.
-Okay, got it, Joy?
If you have issues, just tell me!
We have choir rehearsal
every Thursday night.
This choir rehearsal night
Wow, they are a little rusty.
Yeah, so you sing from your diaphragm.
-Like, ahh!
-Ahh!
-Ahh!
-Ahh!
Can you feel your stomach pull in?
That's where you should be singing from.
I love you guys, but they need to have
choir rehearsal every night.
And forgive us all ♪
Okay, Melvin, why are you daydreaming?
Oh, why are you in the park
on a Sunday afternoon easin'?
-I'm back.
-You went way out there.
You went over the moon.
Ernie, "Amazing Grace," hit it.
Amazing ♪
Grace ♪
If my grandmother saw me today,
she would be my number one cheerleader.
Think about what you're singing!
Think about that!
You was lost! You was once lost!
Oh, my God! But now you're found!
She would say,
"Mary, keep up the good work."
I know that's what she'd say.
-[vocalizing]
-Yes!
Proud of you. Whoo!
[upbeat electronic music]
This is gonna be fantastic.
This might get me 2,000 brownie points,
couple of other extras
that I need in my life.
My wife has only asked me to do this
at least a hundred times.
-Hi, honey.
-Hi.
-It's salsa dancing, honey.
-[gasps] No way.
-Are you serious?
-Yes.
-Are you so happy?
-Yes! I'm so happy!
[laughs] Yes.
-Am I gonna win a trophy?
-No, honey.
Nobody's competing.
This means the world to me
because he knows
I've been asking him for years
to go salsa dancing with me.
We are gonna do it.
Tonight, me and you
and you and me and me and you,
-and we're doing it.
-Oh, my gosh.
We don't get to go on dates frequently,
and after I've talked to him
I'm not strong enough, Sharrieff.
[voice breaking] I'm not strong enough
to keep doing this.
Please, just help me then.
What do you want me to do?
I need you to be here more.
Baby, I love you. I'm sorry.
And I'll be better, too. I'll be better.
He is putting in more effort
More effort than he ever has before.
-I'm so excited.
-All the people.
-Meet Alexis.
-Alexis?
-Yes, Alexis.
-And my guy Jared.
-Jared.
-Jared?
-Yeah.
-This is my wife, Jennifer.
I've been asking him
to do this for 25 years.
-At least. At least. At least.
-No, I have.
At least. Honey, look.
Oh. That's so pretty.
But I'm suspect of Coach Shah
planning this whole thing on his own.
Pretty sure he had some help.
Before we eat these,
we gotta do just a little bit
of salsa dancing.
I wanna do a lot of salsa dancing.
We'll do as much as you want to, baby.
-I love your outfit.
-Thank you.
Are we gonna do any jumps or leaps?
-Do you want me to jump and leap on him?
-No.
You guys are ready to roll?
-I'm ready.
-Perfect.
Feet together. We're gonna have
a one, two, three.
-One, two, three. Mm.
-Hey! Okay.
Hey.
Right now. I'm a quick learner up in here.
Hey. Okay. Now we're gonna
take a step further.
And five, six, seven. One more time. One
This is Shahs of Salt Lake City
Dirty Dancing.
-Good.
-I watch a lot of Dancing with the Stars.
Nobody puts Jen Shah in a corner, okay?
[trills] You want me
to make sound effects?
We don't need that.
He's takin the jacket off. All right.
-Time to get crazy, bro.
-[laughs]
-Here we go.
-Whoo-hoo!
Five, six, seven, eight.
One, two, three. Turn!
Anytime Sharrieff can get
my ass next to him,
he is all for it.
I am his hot tamale. I am his Sriracha.
[trills]
Sharrieff likes to dance.
What he doesn't tell everyone
is Sharrieff was in a dance group
when he was in junior high, okay?
Sharrieff can dance.
-Cross body. Hand underneath.
-About to turn.
-[upbeat music playing]
-[indistinct]
And dip.
-Boom.
-Nice.
-Hey.
-Hey!
-Yes.
-Mambo!
-Hey.
-Cross, baby.
-Good!
-Nice!
-Whoo!
-That was it. That was good.
-Hey.
-That was good. That was good.
Whoo!
First timer! First timer! First timer!
Yes! That's it!
Won't be here forever,
but we're gonna have a date night.
-Take your time.
-Thank you.
-Good job, baby.
-Thank you, sweetie.
-Now we went salsa dancing.
-I know.
-Were you so surprised?
-Yes.
-And so happy?
-Yes.
You're for real.
I knew you were a super dancer.
Honey, thank you so much.
Yes. I'm happy that we're
finally able to do it.
Take a bite of this one.
Yes. Oh, nice.
Thank you, baby.
Okay. For me? Mmm. Unbelievably good.
This means [hesitates]
so much to me. Just you
-I know how busy you are.
-Thank you, baby.
I know I'm not the easiest person,
and as messed up as Jen Shah is,
Coach Shah signed up for that
26 years ago,
and he has never given up on me.
He has been there for me
through everything.
And I I won't I'm sorry, baby.
I apologize.
I know I've
treated you badly or treated you in a way
that you didn't understand why
I was so resentful.
I just thank you for knowing
that my heart is good.
I just didn't know how to
I just didn't know how to interpret it
when dad passed.
I understand, baby.
I feel like I've been really misunderstood
by, like, my friends
and the people that I think
I'm closest to.
And it's hurt me to a level
that I don't think they understand,
because my intentions
are nothing but good.
I mean, your heart is always good.
At the end of the day,
you have to say, "Listen."
"This is who I am.
I'm sorry if I've hurt you
by expressing myself in a way.
I didn't mean it."
Acknowledge your shortcomings
and the things that you need
to improve upon,
and that's it.
-I know there's things I need to work on.
-Then good, and they do, too.
But what's not going to happen
is I'm not going to let you
sit here and think for one second
that you're some bad, awful person,
because what will never change
is the love I have,
the love your boys have,
and all of your family members
that know you to the core.
-Thanks for not giving up on me.
-Never.
You know, I wish my friends could see me
how Sharrieff sees me,
how he sees my heart
and he sees my true intentions.
My intentions are always all about love,
and I deeply care about people
that I call my family and my friends.
Then I wanna do everything I can
to be the best version
of Jen Shah that I can.
I love you, my princess, forever.
My princess forever,
I love you with all my heart.
This is wonderful. Give me a kiss.
I love you so much.
I love you.
What do you think's gonna happen tonight?
Hopefully get laid.
That's my secondary plan.
That's plan "A," really.
-[laughs]
-Plan "A," really.
Oh, my God. That is beyond.
The pants need a few little adjustments,
but I could also just do a blazer dress.
Mom, are you seriously taking
your pants off on camera?
Is it really a big deal?
You didn't see anything.
I gotta take the kids to piano.
Okay, good. But I think
I'm going for this side.
-I love me some Versace.
-Who doesn't?
-[chuckles]
-Yeah.
[line rings]
-Hey.
-Va-va-voom.
I know, glam. Glam kitten, right?
I love it. You look so good.
It's a little poufy. But it's gonna go
No, keep it pouf.
Higher the hair, closer to God.
[electronic music playing]
Pretty stanchions!
-Hi.
-Hi. Hello.
-Hi!
-[all exclaiming]
-Your fan crew here!
-Thanks, babe.
-My gosh. I'm loving the bartender.
-How are you?
Well, you picked well.
This has exceeded all of my expectations.
If you had asked me a week ago
if we would be able to pull this off,
I would have said no way.
I'm so happy. You guys killed it.
You really did. I love it.
Everything looks amazing,
and I just feel like, wow,
Mormons really know
how to pull off a party.
Hi! How are you?
-You look so gorgeous.
-Hi!
Hi! Oh, my gosh. You guys look so good.
Hi. Hi. You guys made it.
Oh, you're so grown up.
-Billy, you cleaned up nice.
-Yeah.
Looking good, looking good.
What do you think?
-It's beautiful.
-It's like a lot, right?
Yeah, I love it. I love the clouds.
It's kind of your vibe, right?
-Like, a little creative?
-Yeah, very cool.
This is all me.
You guys wanna take a family photo?
I finally made it. I finally got
my own Step and Repeat.
Yes. Hollywood.
[shutter clicks]
Ever seen more handsome
photographers in your life?
Ready? One, two, three.
It's not normal to invite your ex-husband
to your big grand opening.
[camera shutter clicking]
Okay, let me give a tour,
so all of our injection
procedure rooms are here.
Welcome to the weirdness
of Salt Lake City
This is where
all the facial massage happens.
where nothing happens unless
your ex gives it
his stamp of approval.
It's kind of amazing, huh?
What do you think?
I like it. Done well.
Thank you. Did you ever think
that this would be,
-my future?
-No.
This is amazing.
I feel like I am closing the door
on kind of like an open wound of divorce,
and I'm opening a new door
into an identity
that's separate from him.
I'm no longer willing to be
defined by my failures,
and now I wanna be defined
by my successes.
This has been like a long road
for me, you know?
-You know, I am proud of you.
-Thank you.
This is cool. This is next level.
I want my daughters to know
you don't need a man
to be successful.
You need a man for a lot of other things
that we'll discuss later,
but to be successful,
a man is not part of the equation.
It's beyond what I ever expected.
Soon you can support me.
I don't know if ever.
[upbeat electronic music playing]
[camera shutter clicking]
Mary!
Welcome! Oh, my God.
What can I get you?
Thirsty? Messy?
Whatever you wanna be, Mary.
What does "AF" stand for?
"After the fact"?
Yes, "messy after the fact,"
yeah, there you go.
-Hello!
-Hey Meredith, how are you doing?
One, two, three
-Can you see?
-[giggles] Sort of.
[laughs]
It threw my balance off a little.
This is my glam fashion forward
form of protection
to ward off some of the nastiness
that I have a feeling
is coming my way tonight.
Oh, my gosh! [laughs]
The Marquise de Sade is here.
Let your freak flag fly.
Have you ever met my friend
Sarah Jane? This is Meredith.
She's very beautiful.
-Nice to meet you.
-She's a recent burn victim.
[laughs]
You look amazing.
You should wear it all the time.
Thank you.
-Who is this over here?
-Well, hello!
[laughter]
Meredith's mask, like, I can't
even wrap my mind around that.
-How are you?
-Aah!
This is high fashion.
People in Utah just don't understand.
This is high fashion.
You wouldn't understand.
-I love this look.
-Amazing.
It's my mask.
-Awesome.
-A little different.
Brooks Marks did a collaboration
with Christian Cowan
-on the dress.
-That's so cute.
Really? The mask? Did I get it? No.
I just thought maybe her eye
or something was off,
and she just put a mask over her face.
Don't wear that again.
Go ahead and set a trend, baby.
Is it "X" marks the spot?
I miss you guys. I miss my girls.
-The Charlie's Angels.
-Oh, we missed you.
Looking at you two's boobs
I'm gonna go get some.
I want my own. I'm like
I have little chicken turkeys, like
Hi. Congrats.
I haven't seen you yet!
-Oh!
-I haven't seen you.
So proud of you.
She's drinking the drink through the mask.
That is adorable.
I love her.
Good. How are you doing?
You look gorgeous.
Oh, my gosh. Are you loving this?
-You look beautiful.
-Thank you. Look at this!
The mask. I love it.
How are you feeling since Vegas?
I'm okay. You know, I'm sort of like
-settled my faith in my own mind.
-Yeah.
So, you know, after Vegas, I'm like,
"Jen, we should meet up."
Um Wow.
You know, like, I love you so much.
Like, I understand the dynamic
there with you and Jen.
As loud as she is,
I think she's equally insecure,
and, like, proving stuff, you know?
And I left feeling, like, good.
You know, we're all nice people.
And can you Can you lift this up?
You look so beautiful. Like, gorgeous.
I Listen, I went and heard her,
and I think that was good enough.
Lisa and I have been friends
for nearly ten years.
I know she loves my family,
so it just would surprise me
that she would seek someone out
who she also knows
was really trying to harm my family.
That's not something that a friend does.
We're not gonna let someone
feel isolated or bad.
You know, a few days ago
you felt that she was toxic
and creating a very bad space
in your life.
It always comes down to loyalty
from the one person
who's the least loyal.
Do you really want to be her friend
-after all of this? 'Cause I don't.
-Yes.
And I'm just not.
It's a disconnect for me.
I'm not committing to a relationship.
I committed to listen.
You're welcome to be friends with whomever
you want to be friends with.
But I need to protect my own space.
I've been a consummate
loyal friend to Meredith,
but I also care about Jen's feelings,
and I don't want Jen to feel hurt,
and I would hope that if I were
in the same situation
as Meredith and/or Jen,
that somebody would extend
the courtesy I'm extending to everyone.
A leopard doesn't change
its spots overnight.
But you can do
what you're comfortable with.
-I can do what I'm comfortable with.
-Exactly.
For me, Meredith, I'm still processing.
Which is fine.
You can be a loyal friend to me
and still be friends with her
if that's what you wanna do.
I will never dictate who someone
is friends with
or not friends with.
That's not who I am, but now
-I told you yesterday she was
-I need my own space.
[upbeat electronic music playing]
This is hot, babe. You look so
-The leopard.
-Yeah.
Oh! Yeah. I mean, I didn't look at them,
but I looked great.
That's all that matters.
Mary.
What is this?
-Just getting some oxygen.
-I need everything.
I need oxygen. I need jox-sygen.
I need estrogen, yes-trogen.
-Well, this is my friend D.K.
-Okay. And then.
You put it in your nose
and around your ears, like this.
Like a mask.
So what does it really do?
Like an infusion of water?
It's what keeps you alive. More oxygen.
Really?
-Why is it flavored?
-We need oxygen to survive.
'Cause the aromas
give you a mood enhancer.
What mood am I on?
So right now we're getting some Zen.
-Mm-hmm.
-Some rosemary, mint.
-What is it? Revitalizing?
-Yes.
Exotic? Relaxing? How do you do both?
How do you revitalize and relax?
-I don't know. I want all of it.
-Me, too.
It's like give it all to me.
-Just take deep breaths and
-Yeah.
Mmm. [laughs]
Well, what did I miss?
Did you shop in Vegas?
No, I never shop in Vegas.
But it was crazy, Mary.
You know, after the hip-hop party,
I apologized to Jen.
She accepted my apology, and we moved on.
But she decided in Vegas
that she wasn't quite okay
with me anymore,
so she came after me.
When you were gone and you are no longer
the person in the line of fire,
it became me.
I told you. I told everyone.
I'm like, it's not like
this is the problem.
This is not okay.
I know, you were right.
-The truth comes out.
-Yeah.
Yeah. It's like I'm not gonna do it,
-but is she coming tonight?
-I don't know.
Come say hi to everybody,
and then I'm just gonna greet my guests.
Hi. [laughs] Oh, my God.
[camera shutter clicking]
[suspenseful music playing]
I have a lot of mixed feelings
watching Jen walk through the doors.
I'm excited that she's shown up
for me and made an effort
and endorsed the business.
Hi. Look at this mama. Hi! Ohh!
But a lot of [bleep] has gone down,
and as much as I wanna forget it, I can't.
-Look at you. I love it.
-Thank you.
The truth is,
I don't know if she's come here
to support me or to sabotage me.
And that is the double-edged sword
that is the friendship with Jen Shah.
It's freezing.
It looks so It looks great.
I missed you. I'm gonna go say hi to Jen.
Hi. Good to see you.
Thank you so much, Mark.
Can I get you a drink?
I'm okay right now. Thank you.
I just wanted to follow up after Vegas.
I don't feel like we had
a real opportunity to
-To talk?
-To talk.
No, I appreciate you talking to me.
I feel like I've tried
really hard to come to you,
and it hasn't gotten the results I wanted,
and that's why I wanna talk to you.
I don't want to be treated poorly.
I don't want toxic friends in my life.
Um
Know what? I'm gonna Michelle Obama my way
through this entire evening.
When they go low, I'm gonna go high.
I am very, like, passionate
and aggressive, but I
But that type of behavior,
you have to understand when it's
pointed at me,
I view it as toxic. I view it
as, like, I'm your punching bag
or I'm your scapegoat.
[exhales deeply]
I realize after Vegas
that not everybody understands
or appreciates the way
I'm used to communicating.
That's why I have to work
on that communication style myself.
I know that I'm [bleep] up.
I'm dealing with a lot.
I shouldn't have reacted that way,
and I'm very sorry that I did.
That said, there's certain things
that are hard for me to compromise
like my family and my husband and my kids.
That's why I got so mad.
My marriage is
[bleep] up because of that night.
She didn't want that to happen!
But it did! So take responsibility!
First of all, thank you
for apologizing.
That's what I've been waiting for.
I'm actually shocked
that Jen is staying calm,
and she's apologizing to me.
What am I sorry for? I don't [bleep] know.
Can we get over this so I can move on?
There's some cookies over there
I wanna get to.
I-I'm hungry.
No, I hear you. Like, I promise.
Why is he wearing a shirt?
We want his sleeves to be showing.
I was born here and raised here.
So how are you feeling?
I'm feeling good, and you look so cute.
Thank you. Is this your custom dress?
Oh, gorgeous. It's beautiful.
[upbeat electronic music playing]
-Oh, my gosh. Everybody, hey!
-Whoo!
Everybody, like, come in.
Come in, come in, come in.
Everybody, first of all,
there has never been
like a more beautiful reception of people
in the history of time, so thank you.
We are, like, so thrilled
to have you here.
This is a big, big night for us.
As a lot of you know, you know,
I have recently come out of a divorce.
I'm kind of working through
all of my stuff.
And this new location is huge for us,
because we have apologized
for our success.
We have hidden it
from our friends and family.
-Whoo!
-Whoo!
We've tried to stay humble.
It's been very difficult.
But in the last three years,
Beauty Lab has become
really a vehicle for us
to discover who we really are.
And, like, I've been
slowly spreading my wings,
and we love you. We are grateful to you.
Okay, thank you for coming!
I feel like this is my moment.
I'm feeling myself.
Like, I feel like I've taken
a lot of the things that have
gone wrong in my life,
and I've made something good out of it.
-We love you.
-[cheers and applause]
I'm no longer just, like,
a Mormon mom, divorcée,
you know, struggling single person.
I'm a businesswoman. I'm a success,
and I'm an example to my daughters,
and this is the first time
that I've been proud of it.
We love you. I'm proud of you.
-Thank you.
-I'm so happy for you.
You deserve this. I'm happy for you.
Anytime I have had, like,
bad energy around me
coming from somebody and I ignored it,
it's always been a disastrous mistake.
-Hi. How are you?
-Hi. Good.
I'm gonna take off. I'm gonna go see my
-Good to see you.
-Mwah. Good to see you, too.
-Jen.
-Bye.
How are you doing?
I'm all right.
First of all, I want to apologize
and make sure that you hear me.
I love you, Meredith, and whether
you're ready to hear this or not,
I care about you a lot.
Getting in between someone's
marriage and their family
is not acceptable, and I apologize.
I should have just not even
entertained the discussion
and that's what I'm sorry for.
I would never do anything,
uh, to hurt you, your family
other than to support you.
And it is not anybody's business.
I agree with you. It is absolutely not.
No.
It is not.
Jen crossed a line.
The damage is done.
Is it going to be the same relationship?
Certainly not for a while. Probably never.
I need to protect my positive space.
I don't have room
for the negativity right now.
And I appreciate everything you're saying.
But I-I need actions over time
to show that the words are true.
I'm surprised Meredith is not
accepting my apology.
In my head, I have tried to support her,
her family, her kids.
But maybe this whole situation
has just made her
a little cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
I don't know.
Whatever helps you to be positive,
that's what you should do.
I want nothing but the best for her.
So I'll be here for Meredith
when she needs me.
I hope that, you know,
you find a space for you
that works for you.
And I need to protect
where I'm at right now.
No. Yeah, no, and I that's great.
What are you talking about?
Apologizing to Meredith
and letting her know, you know,
just following up from Las Vegas.
You know, I feel like we need
to talk about Las Vegas.
I think I should let
you guys have your room.
-Okay. Thank you.
-Bye.
How are you?
I'm doing good. I'm doing okay.
What's going on? Like, how
What do you think of everything?
Everything from Vegas or
No, I mean, like, Beauty Lab tonight.
Like, this is like a big night, yeah.
Girl, I'm so proud of you.
This looks amazing.
I'm proud of you.
I know. I feel like you are proud of me.
We have been through a lot together.
But I'm pissed.
When we were in Vegas,
we go to the hypnotist.
"Who doesn't trust Heather?"
You raised your hand.
Who doesn't trust Heather?
Raise your hand.
[dramatic music playing]
That was like a huge sledgehammer to me.
How do I recover from that?
You know what matters to me?
Why did you raise your hand, then?
Because of what just happened.
That I showed up and said,
"Girl, you are out of line"?
I was totally blindsided.
I wasn't expecting you to tell me,
"This is your fault." Girl, I was like,
"What are you talking about?"
Why can't anybody sincerely apologize
and own whatever it is?
Right now the person
that's [bleep] up is you.
You came at me, like, violently
-I didn't even see that.
-And, like, pushed me and stormed off.
Jen, I don't want you to leave.
-Hey, hey.
-Where's my [bleep] purse?
-No, Jen.
-Don't hit me.
I got no apology, like nothing.
You cannot do that to me.
That's bull[bleep].
Are you uncomfortable?
I'm extremely uncomfortable.
I don't know what to do right now.
People were like, "Do you still
wanna be friends with her?"
-And meanwhile, I'm not
-Well, it's not
telling everybody,
"Jen and I will be good."
"I know she pushed me.
I know she said, '[bleep] you.'"
"I don't care. I love her.
I have her back."
I'm so uncomfortable. It gives me anxiety,
and I don't get anxiety much.
You know, I've done
a lot of parties in my career,
and I've never once had to call
security on myself
or the hostess.
That makes me look like a fool
and feel like a fool.
I think it might be time.
That is what happened.
Come on. This is a major accomplishment.
Let's not wreck it with a fight.
-You know that. Just own it.
-Whisper.
-Own it.
-We whisper.
Have more tequila.
You know that this is hard for me.
I'm the pathetic fool that worships you
and does everything it takes
to keep your friendship,
and you [bleep] all over it.
I cannot move forward unless you own it.
-What would you like to own?
-I would like you say,
"You know what, girl?
I took you for granted."
And, like, you have been there for me.
You have loved me.
You have been a friend to me.
"I will show you
that I am a friend to you."
That's what I wanna hear you say.
I feel like I have!
That's what I need to hear you
say to move forward.
No matter what I say, it doesn't matter.
No, it matters.
Just own it! You have not shown up for me!
[suspenseful music playing]
Just own it! You have not shown up for me!
-You have not shown up for me.
-I haven't shown up for you.
-What does that mean to you?
-That means that I love her
despite her behavior.
I love her despite her drinking.
I love her besides everything. I love her.
I'm saying, do you think
it's an equalized,
-balanced, relationship?
-I don't think it's healthy.
I am [bleep] crying. Are you kidding me?
-You [bleep] all over me in Vegas.
-I [bleep] all over you?
And now, and I'm trying.
You're not hearing me!
You [bleep] all over me in Vegas.
You yelled at her.
You threatened her. You yelled at her.
You pushed me aside. So I'm
the one showing up to your room,
Shah Squad's on your payroll.
I'm here 'cause I love you
and I care about you.
I consistently show up for Jen,
even if she's hurt my feelings.
And then in Vegas, she has the opportunity
to show up for me as a friend,
but instead,
she raises her hand
and says she doesn't trust me.
She chose to just give me
the big "[bleep] you."
So, like, what's What has
this friendship even been?
-You have not shown up for me.
-I haven't shown up for you.
-You have not.
-I'm wrong.
I'm wrong.
I apologize to you, Heather.
[voice breaking] I'm sorry, Meredith.
I'm sorry, Whitney. I'm sorry, Lisa.
I know I have things to change,
and I'm gonna work on that.
And I am telling you,
my intention is never
to hurt any of you, especially you.
She wants you to own and say the things
that you're sorry for.
I don't know!
[suspenseful music playing]
She needs you to tell her
when she's not showing us.
When When there's an issue, I don't
know.
That's what I'm saying.
I love Heather. I care about her.
I have tried to make her feel
like she's important to me.
I've tried to spend time with her.
I've made a concerted effort in Las Vegas
to set up a private shopping event.
-3, 2, 1, Shah-mazing.
-Shut up.
I feel like I've gone above
and beyond doing things for her
that I'm not doing for anybody else.
And I just
I don't know how she could
see it any differently.
Just own it so we can move on.
I'll own it. I don't know what I'm owning,
but I will own it because
I'm trying to be your friend.
I don't understand, Heather.
Heather, this is a big night for you.
Agree to disagree tonight and pick it up.
Until we are good, I don't feel good.
You have [bleep] up with all of us.
Okay.
There's some twisted,
morbid power struggle
in between Heather and Jen,
and it's exhausting.
Just own it. Own it.
Have you been a good friend to me?
-No!
-Can you be a good friend going forward?
-Yep.
-That's all I need.
I am sorry. Do you hear me? I am sorry.
I know that there's things to work on.
I'm trying.
It's not about crucifying you.
Like, you're not, like,
the complete victim.
I would love some of that.
No.
Give me a little lip gloss.
[bleep] off.
You're gonna have dry-ass lips.
It's where you are? Okay.
[laughs]
[cheerful music playing]
This year has been a process
to, like, figure out who I am
and what I wanna do and where I wanna go,
and growing up Mormon, I thought it meant
I had to behave a specific type of way
or be a certain type of person,
but if there's one thing
I've learned from my friendships,
it's that to be accepted and loved,
you can be exactly who you are.
And it's really hard to be a good Mormon.
[cheering]
Too much vulva!
Amazing!
Whoo!
What? What?
-Oh!
-[whirring]
Thumbs up.
Shut up.
Sorry, Mom and Dad, but I'm not sorry!
[cheering]
[whimsical music playing]
How many licks does it take?
Oh my gosh.
Give me back my lip gloss.
I love you. I have your back.
I'm your friend. [bleep] you.
Do you wanna go get oxygen?
-Yeah, let's get some oxygen.
-Yes.
-Okay, that's not weird.
-[laughs]
That's my driver out there,
and I think I'm gonna leave.
I'm going to find a hamburger and fries.
I literally gotta get off this.
I Here. Oh, we look like sisters.
This is a toxic hamster wheel.
I got my wings. Let's go.
I wanna fly. Yep.
-I told you that, like, before tonight.
-Let's go fly.
I love you.
Okay.
-Can you say the same to me?
-I [bleep] told you this ten times.
Let's just move forward, babe.
-Girl, I love you.
-Let's just get a doughnut.
I can't. I'm on the keto diet.
Okay, no doughnuts for you.
[Andy] Next week, the three part
Salt Lake City Reunion begins.
-About the vagina comment?
-About the vagina.
-Gonna get into that.
-Into the vagina?
-[snoring]
-Did you fall asleep?
I don't remember.
How is the reconciliation going?
Uh
-It's horrible.
-Oh, that's rough.
-How's your dad?
-I don't know.
[voice breaking] I hope
that the show didn't break him.
What's your reaction
to the grandpa [bleep] comment?
I don't like people messing with my wife.
I'm being treated racist.
If Jen Shah said, "I'ma cut a bitch,"
you'd have me in handcuffs.
Don't bring up my church.
Nobody's bringing up your alcohol.
-Put your hand down.
-You're a dismissive, snide person.
You're a disgusting human being!
This woman has put me down.
That is the goddamn truth.
I wanna make something clear.
You are not my friend.
Do not come here and tell me
that my feelings mean nothing!
-Yeah, this is Lisa's game.
-Let's all [bleep] bail on Jen.
Let's no one be friends with Jen. Right?
[dramatic music playing]