The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (1989) s01e13 Episode Script

Hey Paisanos!
it's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!
We're the Mario Brothers,
and plumbing's our game, ♪
we're not like the
others who get all the fame. ♪
If your sink is in trouble
you can call us on the double, ♪
we're faster than the
others you'll be hooked on the ♪
brothers Unh!
H-hooked on the brothers.
Gimme gimme, gimme gimme.
Yo, you're in for a treat,
so hang on to your seat, ♪
get ready for adventure
and remarkable feats. ♪
You'll meet Koopas, the
Troopas the Princess and the ♪
others, hanging with the
plumbers you'll be hooked on ♪
the brothers.
To the bridge!
Unh!
Unh!
I say h-h-h-h-hooked
on the brothers! ♪
The brothers!
The brothers! ♪
[Mario:] No peeking!
[Luigi:] I'm not peeking!
Are you sure
you're not peeking?
I'm not peeking.
Ok.
Whooooa!
Haaappy birthday Luigi, make a
wish and blow out the candles
and may all your
birthday wishes come true.
Ahhhhhh.
Mario, you are the best
brother a brother could ever
have!
Thank you.
Here's your present Luigi.
Present?
Special for you.
Oh, happy birthday Luigi.
Wow!
"This certificate
does hereby entitle,
"Luigi Mario to a free
dance lesson from Shabba-Doo!
"Happy birthday, Love Mario."
I don't believe it, I don't
believe it a dance lesson from
Shabba-Doo!
It's what I always wanted!
And just in time for the
Annual Plumber's Dance!
Hey I couldn't resist so I
signed up too tomorrow morning
we'll bee wooo
twinkling toes dancing!
Oh no no forget
about it Mario.
Why not?
No we can't we're not ready!
We're not ready for tomorrow
we've got to warm up first!
Well we can practice.
Go ahead.
You want to practice?
Sure.
Ok here we go.
Spin you ready?
Spin, here we go.
Yo, yo!
It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game, ♪
found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain, ♪
lend the princess a
hand in the Mushroom Land. ♪
Comin' atcha
with the plumbers, ♪
you'll be hooked
on the brothers! ♪
Noooooow, Evil Koopa and his
Troopas are up to misbehaving, ♪
they kidnapped the princess;
Mushroom Land needs saving. ♪
Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers, ♪
they can't help but be
hooked on the brothers! ♪
Unh! ♪
Plumber's log, number 505.
We were hacking our way
through the Amazon Jungle,
searching for Sheldon, the
mysterious witch doctor.
[grunting]
Let's take a lunch break!
Oh Mario, you just
ate three guavas,
four breadfruit,
and two bananas.
If food isn't
pasta, it doesn't count.
What's so important we have to
find this Sheldon guy anyway?
He's the best
witch doctor there is,
that's why.
Good enough to mix a potion
that will rid my kingdom of
Koopa forever.
Hey?
Who called this
lunch break anyway?
Let's get hacking.
[grunting]
Well, did ya find out what
those bumbling basin brains
are up to?
Yes your royal Koopaness!
They're looking for
Sheldon, the witch doctor.
I've heard of him.
He's the best elixir
mixer in the jungle.
That's why they wanna see him;
so he can mix a magic potion,
that will put you
out of business.
Oh yeah?
Well two can
play at that game.
And I know how to cheat.
[laughs]
Hey, how much farther to
this witch doctor's village?
It's just the other
side of this scraggly line.
Which we should be
reaching just about Nooowwww!
Heeeelp!
[gasps]
Ahhhh!
Yow!
Wow!
This gorge has gotta be
at least three miles deep!
That's what it
says on the map.
George's Gorge
three miles deep.
Well, that's that,
Time to turn back.
Nahhhh, we can get
across, no sweat.
Look!
Ya know a bridge this
rickety's gotta have a warnin'
sign that says Keep Off.
Look around Luigi,
there's no warning sign.
Come on!
See?
There's no warning sign you
faucet freak because I stole it.
[laughs]
Okay, Koopa Pack!
Time to attack!
[gasps]
Wh-wh-what's that down below?
[gasp]
[Toad:] Jagged
boulders, raging water,
broken bones.
[gulp]
Mario!
It's not too late to go back!
It is now!
That's right, ya
can't go back,
but ya can go down.
[gasps]
So long scum scrubbers!
Yaaaaa!
[sputtering]
All we gotta do is
climb up this side,
and we're on our way.
Yeah!
This is the side we
wanted to be on anyway!
It's not so bad.
It is so bad!
Albatoss leader to
squadron, Bob-ombs away.
What is this white stuff?
I don't know, but it's making
me itch somethin' terrible.
[laughs]
It's my own Koopa
strength itching powder.
You're gonna scratch so bad
you'll fall off that bridge!
Now I'm gonna get that witch
doctor and his magic potions
for myself.
[laughs]
Albatoss with
Bob-ombs at ten o'clock!
At five o'clock too!
Actually that big one is
practically in our laps!
And maybe that's our way out!
Whaaat?
If ya don't want me to
tweak your beak off,
fly back to my friends.
All aboard!
We gotta get to the witch
doctor before Koopa does.
Those pesky plumbers must be
falling to their doom right
now!
Your badness!
Your badness!
Never interrupt me
when I'm gloating.
But look!
Hasta la pasta!
Alright!
Which one of you messed up?
Who ruined all my
sneaky underhanded plans?
Owww!
Watch where you're
going you egg crate!
Better yet, commence fire.
Bawk!
Crash landing,
egg in the face.
Fasten your seatbelt.
Wooooaaaa!
Forward!
Quick!
There's no time to lose.
Is everybody all right?
No!
Koopa's itching powder
is driving me buggy!
Yeah!
I feel like I was bit
by a million mosquitoes!
This time Koopa
really did something rash!
Don't just stand
there scratching!
Koopa's gonna beat us to
the witch doctor's village!
Look out!
Ooo Ooo.
Oi-oi-o.
I think I wanna know ya.
Oh Jungle Love.
Oi-oi-o.
Girl I need to show ya. ♪
The office of
Sheldon the witch doctor,
is now open!
You ran around the
village seven times backwards?
You drank my blue potion,
swam in my pink potion,
and danced The Funky Chicken
on top of that grass hut?
Then you are cured!
Assistant, bring on
the next patient!
[Koopa:]
Hey doc.
Can you mix potions
from inside a gunnysack?
Frankly, that's something I
never studied in witch
doctor school.
Well, here's your chance!
Hey!
Help!
Get me out of here!
[crying]
This is terrible!
Koopa kidnapped
the witch doctor!
Mario!
Luigi!
We've got to stop him!
We can't!
All we can do is scratch!
Ouch ouch!
Ahh ahh, it itches!
And it's just
beginning basin brains!
And while you're scratching
yourself to your graves,
your good witch doctor
will be mixing bad potions,
for me!
[laughs]
[gasp]
Oh eee ow.
Oh Koopa's really
done it to us this time.
Yea!
He's got the witch doctor, and
all we can do is stay here and
commit itchicide!
Hurry Butterfingers!
You've got to find an
antidote to save my friends!
Relax Princess.
I watched my boss mix his
no-itch potion a zillion
times.
[poof]
Oops!
I guess that was the formula
for making new cauldrons.
I can't do it, we
need the witch doctor!
Then I guess I'll have to go
by myself and get him out of
Koopa's clutches!
Princess, no!
It's too dangerous!
Now, make me a potion which
will stop Princess Toadstool
from trying to rescue
her mushroom people,
and ruining all my fun.
Or?
Or I feed ya to these
starving Piranha Plants!
[growling]
Listen Koop,
buddy.
you want a potion?
You got a potion.
[poof]
I just hope I can find the
witch doctor before Koopa
makes him do
something terrible!
Oh no, what's that?
Butterfingers!
What are you doing here?
I couldn't let you
face Koopa alone.
Thanks Butterfingers.
No time for thanks Princess.
Potion smoke!
The witch doctor's
cooking something up!
Come on!
Veggies, some
herbs and spices,
four left legs from a
right-handed centipede.
That's it?
That potion will turn Princess
Toadstool into a helpless
rock?
Radishes!
I forgot the radishes.
You're stalling Sheldon.
Stalling?
Why would I stall
my best buddy Koopa?
This potion is ready.
Oh no!
Witch doctor Sheldon is in
cahoots with King Koopa!
Shhhh.
[hiss]
Yikes!
[gasp]
Rats!
Hey!
Capture them!
Thank you Princess.
You saved me all the
trouble of hunting you down.
You're so nice to me.
Being nice to you is the
last thing I'll ever do!
You're right, it
is the last thing!
Witch doctor, douse her with
that potion and turn her into
a rock!
Right away your
royal Koopaness.
Dr. Sheldon!
I can't believe it,
you're a traitor!
I hereby resign
as your assistant!
Stand back Butterfingers!
[gasp]
And you Princess, duck!
Heeeey!
Ohhh, it itches!
Ahhhh!
Dr. Sheldon, that's not a
turn-me-into-a-rock potion!
No it's my industrial
strength itching potion;
and it's just
what Koopa deserves.
I should've known you weren't
really on Koopa's side.
What about my
friends Dr. Sheldon?
Can you cure them?
Me?
The best witch doctor with
validated parking in the whole
jungle?
I can give it a shot.
I'm too exhausted
to scratch anymore.
Me too.
That's because you haven't had
Sheldon's famous antidote yet!
Antidote?
What antidote?
Ta daaaaa!
Spaghetti!
Does it really cure the itch?
No.
But they'll be so busy eating,
they won't even notice it.
[ding dong]
Come in!
Ha ha!
Hey Marios!
What's happening?
Happy birthday Luigi baby!
I don't believe this, I
don't believe this Shabba-Doo!
I mean you're my favourite
you were terrific in those hit
movies:
Electric
Boogaloo
and
Breakin'.
You better believe it.
Are you really here to
give us a dance lesson?
You better believe it!
Are you really here to
introduce us to some fabulous
break dancing babes?
You better not believe it.
You came here to dance right?
You came here to jam right?
Well let's dance guys!
Ohhh yea!
Oh footprints, I mean what do
you plan on us getting lost?
Hey dude this is my
step-by-step method.
It kind of
reminds me of twister.
Five six seven and--!
One, two, step, step, three.
Come on we're
gettin' it now boy!
[Mario:] These are my
kind of dance steps.
While I boogie, here are some
scenes from the next Legend of
Zelda.
This is the
Triforce of Wisdom Link,
the evil Wizard Ganon
has the Triforce of Power.
[laughter]
Whoever gets both
Triforces will rule this land
forever, you
must help me Link!
Hey for you Zelda, anything!
My favourite playmates.
Yeoww!
Unh!
Unh!
Out!
Out of here!
Let a guy take a
bath in peace!
[laughs]
Sure you don't need
your back scrubbed?
Ooh, mud!
I'm such a sucker.
Raise the swamp entrance.
[gasp]
Ahhh!
Help me!
[Super Mario
Brother's theme music]
One two, three, four.
We did it!
We did it Mario!
We did it Mario!
[cheering]
Shabba-Doo!
Yo hey hey, seriously
guys you've come a long way.
There's no doubt in my mind
you guys are gonna be a hit at
the Plumber's Ball.
Alright that's
because of you Shabba-Doo!
Thanks to you baby!
We couldn't have done it
without you Shabba-Doo!
Now come on, it is time for
you to do your stuff for us!
Well--
Come on Shabba-Doo.
I thought you'd never ask!
[Super Mario
Brother's theme song playing]
Yea Shabba-Doo!
[cheering]
'Til next time everybody!
Do the Mario!
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪
come on, it's time to go!
Do the Mario!
Take one step,
and then again. ♪
Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪
You've got it!
It's the Mario!
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪
come on, it's time to go!
Do the Mario!
Take one step,
and then again. ♪
Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪
Come on now, it's
just like that! ♪