True Jackson, VP (2008) s01e13 Episode Script

True Jackson, VP was filmed In front of a live Studio audience.
Morning true, Here's your mail.
Thanks, Jimmy.
Where's your cart? I can't find it.
I parked it down the hall In front of Ella In accounting's office.
Then it was gone.
Oh yeah.
That's a bad neighborhood.
Anything South Of the human resources Is kind of sketchy.
Wow! Oh, that's so fun.
Ryan, are you okay? I think I broke something.
Better not be my cart.
Ow.
Ow.
I got to do that again.
Jimmy, you can Let go off true now.
Beat it, Lulu.
I'm still scared.
True, shouldn't you Be in the meeting? What meeting? What meeting? The 9:00 staff meeting.
The 9:00 staff meeting.
I thought It was a I thought It was 10 o'clock staff meeting.
You thought wrong.
You thought wrong.
How am I going to get there On time? Hop on.
Good morning, people.
I have a few things to discuss.
But first I sorry Mr.
Madigan.
That's okay, true.
Park your cart.
I was just going to ask If anyone had any old business? Yes.
Despite writing it On the shopping list, The kitchen is still not Stocked with protein bars.
I need to feed The sleeve demons pow! Thanks for the ride, Ryan.
You can go now.
I'm sorry Why is he in the meeting? He doesn't even work here.
Oh, I get it.
So now you have to work here To go to meetings Or put things On the shopping list Or take naps In Mr.
Madigan's office? I have some exciting news For us all.
A prominent actress will be Visiting our office today.
She's asked us to design A dress for her to wear On the red carpet.
Who is it? True.
Please, some decorum.
Who is it? Jenna lutrell.
Who? Jenna lutrell? I love her.
Ms.
Lutrell stars On a popular show Called fox and bagels.
She plays fox.
Adam goldberg plays bagels.
She'll be Dropping by shortly.
We get to meet her.
No way! Not only that, You could have the opportunity To design a dress for her.
Wow! And finally, This week we'll be unveiling Our new website, Madstyleinc.
Com lights.
Lights! Pretty exciting, huh? Snore.
I'm sorry.
Did you say snore? Permission to speak freely.
Denied.
Approved.
Ryan, there's A bunch of chocolate in my desk.
Go get it, boy.
It's all yours.
It just seems like The website could be A little cooler.
You know, some flash animation, Vibrant graphics, Or a user friendly interface.
Yes, I like those words.
Amanda, make a note.
The new website Will be overseen by I'm sorry I don't know Your name.
Oh, it's Ryan, Ryan laserbeam.
Really, okay.
Let us know If you need anything.
Hello! Protein bars.
from my head to my toes it's all real and you know fresh and cool it's just what I do t-r-u-e-j-a-c-k-s-o-n-v-p working at a grown-up job I never really knew I could work this hard used to sit at home and watch tv now I'm in an office as the new vp I'm always setting trends with my two best friends when things get out of hand we have a plan we're just messin' around and we're makin' new ground for the whole wide world to see if you see us in town you know it's goin' down cause I'm the new vp here you go.
What's this? It's your paycheck.
You didn't think you were Working here for free, Did you? No.
Well thanks For dropping this by.
I can really use The extra money to Holy coconuts! More than you expected? I'll say! I think I'll buy A pony or a jetpack Or a pony with a jetpack.
Don't you think You should invest some of it? Great idea.
Yeah, what's that? You know, investing Trying to use your money To make more money.
Like gambling? Amanda can explain it to you.
She helps me with my paychecks.
I'm saving up for college.
Drum college fire and ice! Mad style, thank you.
Ms.
Lutrell Is on her way up.
I'm so excited.
Me too.
I'm going to get her to sign My autograph book.
Oh, let me see Who else you have faye dunaway, faye dunaway, Faye dunaway, faye dunaway.
She lives in my building.
All right people.
She's just a person.
Give her room.
Give her room.
I'm in front.
I'm in front it's just kopelman.
Booooo! What's going on? A super famous actress Is on her way up.
Awesome! Who is it? You.
All right, everyone.
She's just person.
Back to work, people, Please, back to work.
Back to work.
I'm Max.
I love you.
Hi Max! I love you too.
Hi, I'm True Jackson.
I'm a big fan.
I love the episode where you And bagels Pretended to be stewardesses To get into that fancy party.
You were all "coffee, tea Or jail.
" that was Completely improvised.
Hello.
Amanda cantwell.
Big fan.
I thought you didn't know Who she was.
That's ridiculous.
I loved the episode Where you were all "coffee, tea Or jail.
" that was Completely improvised.
I also liked when you said "the exit rows are here, Here and pow!" why don't We go to the conference room And let the designers Show you their work? Oh, I don't need to see Their work.
I only need to see their auras.
What's that? Some sort of cookie? Oh, no! Your aura is the light That radiates from your soul.
Nut job! Well, what's my aura like? You're bathed In vibrant orange, The color of curiosity.
You're always Questioning things.
What do you mean by that? Questioning how? What? Is it cold in here.
I'm feeling a chill.
It's coming from you! You're bathed in icy white.
A crisp classic aura? No.
A terrifying burst Of blinding evil.
Would you mind backing up? A little more, ohh now me.
One time, this lady With a nose ring read my palm, But I couldn't even Pay attention Because she had Big old booger Stuck in the hoop.
Feminine pink, Nurturing green, Free thinking blue And just a tiny bit of red To match your shoes.
These old things.
True's our newest designer.
She's very talented.
Oh, I can tell.
And my decision is made.
My dress will be designed By True Jackson.
For real! There must be Some sort of a mistake.
Please, back up.
I'm freezing.
Amanda, can I ask You a favor? Hey, it is cold in here.
Okay, what is it? Oh, I was hoping You could help me With investing.
This is my first job And I want to be responsible With my money.
Okay.
Let's see your paycheck.
Okay, it's not much, But with the right investments I thk we can double it In no time.
I knew we were talking About gambling.
No, it's not gambling.
I'm talking about stocks.
It's like buying A little tiny piece of a company And if they make money You make money.
There's nothing random about it.
Here, Look at this list of companies.
Look at this one.
Glartok.
That's a funny name.
I'll invest in that one.
But you don't even know What they make.
They make me smile.
Put it all in and let it ride.
Mamma needs a new pair of shoes.
Hey Jenna! I loved the episode Where you and bagels Had to pretend To be geisha girls To bust that counterfeit ring.
You were all "teheee.
You're under arrest!" I love it.
Oh, thank goodness.
I was afraid You wouldn't like it.
Not like it? It's perfect.
Great.
Great.
What if it were green? What, green? Great.
Um, I guess It could be green.
That'd be so perfect.
Exactly like this, but in green.
And ruffles.
Ruffles? Don't you think.
I love ruffles and sparkles.
Who said anything About sparkles? Well, It's gotta have sparkles, right? I mean, it's a dress.
Oh, no Jenna.
Look, I totally get it.
This is your design.
I should go to somebody else If I want sparkles.
Nice meeting you.
We can do sparkles.
Anything else? Of course not.
I told you, it's perfect.
Look, maybe she knows What she's doing.
I mean, she is a great actress.
That's true.
When I saw spooky asylum, I really believed She was a mental patient.
I'm starting To believe that now.
But it'll probably be okay.
I got another idea.
Big shiny buttons.
Great.
Oh, Amanda.
How did I do in my bet? You mean your investment In glartok.
That name Just doesn't get old.
Well, let's just see How you're doing with your Glartok was bought by Jarmak industries.
Is that bad? Only if you hate money.
The stock price has tripled.
Did I hear you bought Glartock Before the merger? Impressive.
So, how is it going With my website, laserbeam? It's getting there.
Here's what I have so far.
Hi, I'm Max madigan.
And I invite you to so, what do you think? They start yet? Yeah, they're doing arrivals.
Popcorn? Nah, I'm too nervous to eat.
Hi, I'm Kitty Monroe, Live from the red carpet.
On this night of dreams, Celebrities and fashion.
What else is on? You want To lose that hand, Ryan? It's my video game hand.
I hope that Kitty Monroe Likes my dress.
I made a lot of changes To it.
Relax.
I'm sure she'll love it.
And look who's arrived Jenna lutrell.
This is it.
Jenna, you are so beautiful And so talented.
Why do you suppose No one will put you In a film? Actually I've been offered Many film roles, But I'm a little busy Playing the title character In fox and bagels.
Fantastic.
And what is that? It's a very very popular Tv show.
Eh? We've been on for five years.
Well, I guess The guy who cancels shows Was on vacation.
I'm kidding, of course.
Who are you wearing? This beautiful gown Is an original True Jackson.
She said my name on tv.
I am not familiar With True Jackson.
Now she said your name on tv.
True is A fabulous new designer For mad style.
I think you'll be seeing A lot more from her.
Well, probably Around the holidays.
If you put A star in your head, You'd look like A Christmas tree.
I'm kidding, of course.
Good luck with your tv show And get into some movies, you.
We're gonna need More popcorn.
That was Jenna lutrell And all I can say About her dress is, Somebody get me a bucket? Actually make it two.
One to throw up in And the other to collect sap From that dress.
I think she arrived Tied to the roof of her limo.
Mark my words, I think we've seen The last of True Jackson.
She said your name again! Jenna made me add Those things to my dress.
I didn't want to put her In a Christmas tree.
Yeah, well you really Spruced it up.
Enjoying the show? That bully on tv Made fun of true, Did you see it? See it? I'm making copies.
By the way, Did you take my advice On those stocks? Yeah, right.
I'm going to invest My savings into something Just because it rhymes With pickle.
Good news, Lulu.
Bickel nickel is up 30 points.
I'm so depressed.
True, Max wants to see you In his office.
Was he watching the show? I believe so.
Oh, I'm not depressed anymore.
Hi, I'm Max madigan And I invite you to It's kind of growing on me.
Come in.
You wanted to see me.
I wanted to talk about What happened With Jenna's dress.
I'm really sorry, Mr.
Madigan.
I let you down.
Oh, you let us both down.
But not for the reasons You think.
What do you mean? I saw your original design.
It was classic And understated, elegant And no ornaments.
She just Kept giving me changes.
I mean, I wanted her To ride the red carpet.
Not deck the halls.
We always want our client To be happy, But at the end of the day, You've got to stay True to yourself.
I'll remember that, Thanks.
I just hope Kitty monroed.
Oh, she didn't.
I know that for a fact.
Come with me.
Let's take a trip Down memory lane.
I'm Kitty Monroe On the red carpet Of the most fly event Of the year.
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
Oh! And here comes One of the hottest new designers On the scene, Max Madison.
Madigan, Max madigan.
Oh, and I I take it that you designed This outfit? Yes.
It's historical, But with modern touches.
Like this special pocket For your cellular phone.
I'm sorry, did you say Historical or hysterical? Somebody get me a bucket.
Was that kopelman? Kopelman.
Why did you keep that tape? I mean, I would have thrown it Into the East River.
I always figured One day, I'd find it amusing.
Unfortunately, that day has Never come.
Okay guys.
I've decided to show Kitty Monroe, my real design So she could see How talented I actually am.
Good for you.
Lulu, see if you could find Out where her office is.
Probably in the corner Of mean and cranky.
Actually, I know Where she's going To be tonight.
The stunties.
What? The stuntman awards For excellence In the stunt sciences.
Wow, that Kitty Monroe Will show up Anywhere the carpet is red.
I bet if we Spilled tomato juice, She'd show up here.
Well, how are We supposed get To the stunties? I know.
We can borrow the company limo.
No can do.
Mr.
Madigan's driver had to go To traffic school, again.
Maybe we can borrow Jimmy's mail cart.
I mean, once That thing picks up speed, There is no Stopping it, literally.
Wait.
Jimmy has a license.
He can drive.
Plus, he will look too cute In a limo driver's suit.
Thanks for driving us, Jeeves.
Stop calling me that.
I never should have Told you my middle name? I'm her bodyguard.
No pictures, no pictures.
I'm her publicist.
Take pictures, take pictures.
I'm Jim j madigan.
My band will be playing The Theodore mcginley Middle school auditorium.
We go on this Thursday At 4:30 pm sharp.
Fire and ice.
Come on.
Let's find Kitty Monroe.
Hey, isn't that the guy That got run over by a train In spooky depot? We should get his autograph For Oscar.
There's Kitty Monroe.
Here goes nothing.
The stars are out tonight.
But they're not here Cause who's ever Heard of the stunties.
I'm kidding, of course.
It's an honor to be here.
Ms.
Monroe.
Yes.
Hi.
I'm True Jackson.
I designed the dress Jenna lutrell wore The other day.
This is live tv folks.
You get all kinds of kooks.
Oh, I'm told Tex McCallister Has just arrived.
I'm not a kook.
I'm a designer and you made A bunch of nasty remarks About the dress Jenna wore.
I can't completely Disagree with you.
But this is the dress I actually designed.
So, what do you think? Well, I think Somebody better get me a bucket.
Hey, This is a great dress And if you can't appreciate it, Maybe you should Keep your opinions to yourself.
Do you even know what I do? Do you think compliments Paid for my mansion in Florida? I just think you're a bully.
Oh, really.
Well, if I was a bully Would I do this? Hey, don't put it towards me.
Oh, really? What are you going to do? You know what? Forget you.
Nobody walks away From Kitty Monroe.
Ryan.
Are you all right? It's an all out brawl! Apparently, these stuntman Just can't keep the work In the office.
You see what's happening? This is Kitty Monroe live From the red carpet On this night of the dreams, Celebrities, Misfits and outlaws.
Well, I think We're done here.
You know, in our early days We were known as diarrhea.
You might know our big hit, "hot to trots.
" Fire and ice.
Welcome back.
May I ask where you've been? Jimmy took us out For ice cream.
I strongly suspect That isn't true.
You saw us on tv, didn't you? You put on quite a display.
Yes.
It was not Our company's finest hour.
Having said that, The phone's been ringing Off the hook.
Apparently everybody Loves your dress.
So it all worked out After all! Well it did for me.
I won a stuntie.
Oh! Oh! Come on! There is One outstanding matter The damages To the company limousine.
It's not our fault, Uncle Max.
Stuntman, a brawl, and a limo.
You know someone Is going through that sunroof.
Don't worry.
We'll all chip in and oh, please! I got it.
And get yourself Something pretty While you're at it.
Thanks.
You didn't close Your account, did you? What stock did you buy, tell me.
Tell me.
Come back here.
Did you get a chance to look At my Web design? Yes.
And I kind of liked it, Except for some reason, Every time I tried to order Something, It gave me a little shock.
Yeah, It's supposed to do that.
Mr.
Madigan, Can I talk to you for a second? I'm sorry again About what happened.
That Kitty Monroe Just made me so mad.
I know.
But you're always going to have To deal with critics.
The only opinion that matters Is yours.
And yours.
So, what was it like Putting Kitty in her place? I'm not going to lie to you.
It was so fun.
My favorite part was When she got sqished.
When she came up, She was so dizzy, Somebody really did need to give Her a bucket.
Shsh!