Victorious s01e13 Episode Script

Music Multi-shot.
Hey, dad.
Hey, baby.
How come You're home early? I thought you were Working late Tonight.
Well, I have a lot of paperwork To do, And I really need.
To concentrate.
So, I thought I'd work Here.
Hey, can you grab that phone? No, but You can.
It's not even my phone, It's tori's.
Tori! Hello? No, no, I don't know where tori is.
You're who? It's mark mccallen.
Yay? He is ridiculously hot, And everybody says.
He's an awesome kisser.
Make sure he knows I'm a cop.
Hey, mark.
This is trina, Tori's hotter, older sister.
Why are you looking for tori? Ohh, Yeah, she is totally busy Friday night.
But I'm not.
Trina really? Yeah, I love Glow-in-the-dark mini golf.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know the place.
Okay, see you there.
Oh! Why were you on my phe? I wasn't.
Do you think I didn't just see you Toss my phone on the couch? Ooh, why is your hair wet? Because I just washed it.
Argh.
Mark mccallen called me? Did he? Oh, my god.
Cat said he was gonna call me, But I really didn't think.
He'd call me.
He called me?! Well, what did he want? Well, he wanted to know If you could go play.
Glow-in-the-dark mini golf With him on Friday night.
So, I told him you were busy.
But don't worry, I'm going.
I have no plans Friday night.
Well, now you can make some.
I'll make some with this.
Dad! You deserve this! Dad! Hey! Hey! Hey-hey! Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, hey! Somebody call a cop? She was gonna hit me With that.
Tori, This is my brand-new camera.
Well, she stole Mark mccallen from me.
The kisser? I thought you had plans On Friday night.
No, you didn't.
She jacked my date.
I did not jack your date.
I promise I didn't.
Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa! You're not going anywhere Next Friday night.
Hah! Why isn't she? Because she's getting Her wisdom teeth out On Friday afternoon.
Ow, I forgot.
Ha, ha-ha.
You have to get Your teeth ripped out.
ha ha ha-ha-ha it's not that big a deal.
Uh, yeah it is.
What do you mean? It's mouth surgery.
I mean, you're gonna be In some pretty serious pain.
For a couple of days.
Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo! Whoo! Well, you and mom are gonna Take care of me, right? We would, but we're gonna be In santa barbara.
Ohh.
Who's gonna have A lonely painful weekend? Hmm? I think it's you.
You're gonna Be taking care of her.
What? Ha-ha-ha! ha ha ha-ha-ha .
Tori's gotta take care of me.
ha ha ha-ha-ha you know, you could have Your wisdom teeth taken out Right now.
How? No.
No-no-no-no! Guys, hey, hey! Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! here I am once again feeling lost but now and then I breathe it in to let it go and you don't know where you are now or what it will come to if only somebody could hear when you figure out how you're lost in the moment you disappear everyone can tell you how it's all been said and done but you want it and you need it like you need to breathe the air if they doubt you just believe it that's enough to get you there you don't have to be afraid to t your dream in action you're never gonna fade you'll be the main attraction not a fantasy just remember me when it turns out right 'cause you know that if you live in your imagination tomorrow you'll be everybody's fascination in my victory just remember me when I make it shine! ow.
Ow.
Ow! I'm so scared.
Try to relax.
Everything is going to be All right.
You have to get me To a doctor.
Shh! If that spider bites Your eyeball, You could die in minutes.
Oh, man, Please get it off my eye.
I'm going to try.
Now, shh.
Don't move, And don't make a sound.
Aah! Oh, man, The ringing is back! Ah! Sikowitz, hey, sikowitz.
Please.
Sikowitz.
Yes? That was a phone.
Whose? Mines.
Tori.
I swear, I thought I had it on vibrate.
Class is no place For swearing or vibrating.
Maybe we should start The scene over.
Can we? No, cat, it's too late.
By now, that spider would have Bitten your character's eyeball, And you'd be dying A spastic, painful death.
Thanks a lot, tori.
Well, we have About four minutes left.
Why don't we all chat About our weekend plans? Robbie, I assume you have none.
I don't.
Rex? I'm gonna par-tay With a couple of girls From northridge.
Northridge girls.
That should be an adventure.
Heh heh, what can I say? Hey, guess what jade And I are doing tonight? There's this new place In los feliz.
It's called karaoke dokie, And they have Singing competitions.
On the weekends.
So jade and I are gonna Do a song.
I'm picking the song.
Jade's picking the song.
Can rex and I come sing too? Sure.
I told you, I got the northridge girls.
They can come watch.
Nah, man, Then they're gonna want us.
To buy 'em food and beverages.
So? They're from northridge.
I don't wanna Spend money on 'em.
Aw, I wish I could go To karaoke dokie.
Why can't you? Who cares why she can't? I was just wondering Why she what, you need tori around.
To have a good time? Is that your point? Dude what? Jade, you're lucky To have beck.
Don't be such a gank.
So, why can't you come? Oh, trina's getting Her dumb wisdom teeth out today.
And guess who gets To spend the entire weekend.
Taking care of her? Okay, um, Is it someone famous? No.
Me.
Why can't your parents Take care of her? 'cause they're gonna Be in santa barbara.
What for? So they don't have To take care of trina.
Can't blame 'em.
Shucks to be you.
Gank.
Now, whose phone is that? That's the bell.
Oh.
Bye.
Almost there, Here we go.
Ohh.
One second, okay.
Here we go.
Oh! Oh! Oh, I am sorry.
I didn't mean to do that.
Come on, trina, You gotta gimme some help here.
Now, let's just get you On the couch.
No, I gotta get My wisdom teeth taken out.
Your wisdom teeth Are already out.
Now, get on the couch.
No, I want my bed.
Your bed is upstairs.
Take me to my bed.
All right, all right.
Okay, come on, here we go.
Going to your bed.
Stairs, 1, 2, and we're clear.
All right.
Hold on a second.
One second.
Augh.
Here we go.
Going up the stairs, come on.
Okay, up the stairs.
Nice and easy.
That-a-girl.
Almost there.
Unh.
That-a-girl.
move your body right next to mine feel the beat and we're lost in time I'm yours and now you are mine forever baby all the things that we want to do never gonna let go of you meant for me and I'm meant for you forever baayyy-beeee thank you.
Baby.
Thank you guys very much.
That was for my two ladies From northridge, Christie and bella.
Give 'em some love.
Hey.
Thank you.
See you, guys.
I'm gonna get a soda.
Get me one? No.
She can be a gank.
You have no idea.
Okay, How 'bout robbie and rex, huh? One of the most Amazing ventriloquist acts I've ever seen.
Yay! Whoa! Ventriloquist? What's he talkin' about? Ah, heh-heh.
You can join my team.
I call it rex's all hot girl Volleyball squad.
First time here? Um, yeah.
If you get nervous, I'll hold your hand.
I get nervous When my brother eats things That aren't food.
Seriously, I think He ate my charm bracelet.
What's your name? Andre.
That's hot.
All right.
You have insane hair.
Yeah, uh, my hair was normal, And then one day.
It just went insane.
Sad story.
I like your story.
Um, hi.
Miss? What? He has a girlfriend.
I don't see her.
Turn around.
Now you see her.
I don't see much.
O-kay, um, um Hey, did you know That karaoke comes to us.
From the japanese? Yeah, how great is japan? Right? Good people.
Hey, check out dude's jacket.
Ohh, hollywood arts, The school for wannabes.
You know, You might wannabe shuttin'.
Your face there.
Really? Really.
Huh.
Hey.
Look what they got on the menu, Buffalo nuggets.
Well, that's good news.
Not for the buffalo.
So, hollywood arts, You girls gonna sing tonight? Well, we didn't come For the buffalo nuggets.
But we are gonna get some, Right? I don't care.
And yeah, we're singing tonight.
Awesome.
So are we.
I like japan, Except my brother got Stabbed there.
It was an accident.
He's better now.
Are buffalo nuggets spicy? Well, I gotta do something.
Oww! She won't stop moaning.
Auuugghh! Well, about an hour ago, She ohh-auughh! Trina, Why did you get out of bed? My face hurts.
Just lie down on the couch.
Call doctor doty.
I am talking to doctor doty.
Yeah, her anesthesia's Definitely worn off.
Ohhh how do I know? Here, listen.
Aah-auuggh! Hear that? What? I'm sorry, what? I can't hear Yeah, yeah, I do.
Okay, thanks.
What'd he say? That I need to ice your face.
Ah, frozen peas.
No! I hate peas.
You don't have to eat 'em.
I'm just gonna lay 'em On your face.
No! Doctor doty said to.
Come on.
Unh-uh.
Trina.
No.
I don't want peas on my face.
Tori, no.
I don't want them on my face.
Leave me alone.
I don't want it.
No, get it off my Oh, mm, that feels nice.
Mm.
Yep, just feel the peas.
So, the lady says To the fisherman, "maybe you should try.
Putting a worm on the hook.
" A worm on the hook.
They heard you, man.
You told the joke wrong.
I did not.
Look here.
See, The lady said to the fisherman, "that worm's not at school, He's playin' hookey.
" See what they do? Take notes.
Drink your beverages.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
I like your purse.
Thanks.
What is this? Monkey fur.
Oh.
All right peepers, We have a singing contest Goin' on here.
Next up are a couple of Karaoke-dokie regulars Haley ferguson and tara ganz! Enjoy us.
Enjoy my monkey fur.
Okay, girls, Choose your poison.
We're gonna sing number one.
Ooh, the hit by ginger fox.
All right, here it comes.
Let's juice 'em up! let's get this done hello? is everybody watchin'? before I get the party started you know you wanna be invited step right up and get a taste of what you're bitin' ohh, where is my ice cream? I am getting your ice cream.
Ice cream! It's frozen solid.
I can't get the thing in.
Ice cream! Shut up! feel the groove when we move I'm the center get it right every night like we're meant ta when it all goes down I need to tell ya you're gonna love me you're gonna tell me that you're ready to go I'm already there look up in the air 'cause I'm the star of the show I'm number one, baby always number one, baby so forget what you've heard this is my world aah! All right, all right! Ice cream.
You want ice cream? I'll give you ice cream.
Okay.
Here we go.
Here comes the ice cream.
All right.
Here! so forget what you heard this is my world my world revolves around me oh, oh so forget what you heard this is my world my world revolves around me my world my world whoo! Yeah, we're clapping, Because it's over.
Shh! So, I was just standin'.
In line, Gettin' ready to order a pizza, When this dude in a sport coat Walks up to me and goes, "pardon me, do you know "where I could purchase.
Some golf clubs?" And I'm all, "back off, man, I don't wanna talk to you.
" Eat your fries.
All right, all right, Next up In this singin' competition, We got jade west And cat valentine.
Okay, girls, What you gonna throw down? We wanna sing, give it up.
All right, A little r & b action tonight.
Yeah, just play it.
some day I'll let you in treat you right drive you outta your mind you never met a chick like me burn so bright I'm gonna make you blind always want what you can't have is it so bad if you don't get what you wanted? make it feel good as I whip you into shape yeah boy let's get it started give it up you can't win 'cause I know where you've been such a shame you don't put up a fight that's a game that we play at the end of the night it's the same ol' story but you never get it right give it up okay, it says, You're supposed to take One of these antibiotics Every six hours.
Uh-uh.
Okay.
Open your mouth.
I don't want that.
You have to take it Or you'll get an infection.
No, tori.
I don't want it! Yes, you have to take it.
Put it in your mouth.
Put it in your mouth.
No! Trina! come a little closer come a little closer baby, baby so stop trying to walk away no, you won't ever leave me behind no, you better believe that I'm here to stay that's right 'cause you're the shade and I'm the sunshine oooo look at me boy 'cause I got you where I want you isn't it so exciting? will it shake you when I break you? take the back seat boy, 'cause now I'm driving give it up you can't win, 'cause I know where you've been, such a shame you don't put up a fight that's a game thawe play at the end of the night it's the same ol' story but you never get it right give it up you gotta take this! No! Yes.
No.
Did you just swing on me? Maybe.
Take the pill! No! Yes, you have to take it.
I don't care what you say.
Take the antibiotic Now, swallow it.
That's right.
Get it down there.
Aha.
Ugh.
hey-e-e, hey-e-e, hey-e-e come a little closer come a little closer baby, baby come a little closer come a little closer baby, baby come a little closer come a little closer baby yeah, you are my baby and I'll make you crazy tonight whoooooo! look at me boy 'cause I got you where I want you isn't it so exciting? will it shake you when I break you? take the back seat boy 'cause now I'm driving give it up you can't win 'cause I know where you've been such a shame you don't put up a fight that's a game that we play at the end of the night it's the same ol' story but you never get it right give it up! yeah, We go to school with them.
That's what's up.
Yeah, yeah, baby, What about that, right? Okay, That's everybody on the list.
So, now, to announce Tonight's karaoke dokie winner, Here's the owner of the joint, The man who signs my checks Joey ferguson.
Thanks, everyone.
Lotta great singers Here tonight, huh? Yeah! But I think two girls Really stood out.
So, tonight's winners are Haley and tara! Hey, are you wazzin' me? Rex.
Those scrunges can't sing.
Come on, man.
These girls got 10 times More applause than them.
Just sit down.
I'll sit you down.
Hey, hey, I own the club.
So, I decide who wins.
Thank you, dad.
Dad? Dad.
Wait.
Why would she call him dad, Unless I bet he's her father.
Fix, fix.
Fix.
Boo.
We won 'cause we rock.
Yeah, don't believe Everything your daddy says.
Like when he tells you You're pretty.
Woooo.
Yeah.
Testify.
Okay, that's it.
You guys are banned From singing here ever again.
Yeah, like we care.
Come on, Let's get outta here.
Let's bail.
Okay, I have your nachos, Your sliders, And the buffalo nuggets.
I say we get outta here, Right after we finish this food.
Right after.
Yeah.
Pass the ranch dressing.
Here.
Ketchup.
Comin' at ya.
Ahh.
These are delicious.
The best.
Unh.
What? Nice to see you too.
Thanks for the sunshine.
Wow, you look horrible.
Why are you guys here? 'cause, we knew You were taking care of trina.
So, we brought you guys Some frozen yogurt.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You guys are sweet.
I'm just cranky, 'cause trina drove me crazy All night.
Where is she? You tied her up? I had to.
She refused To take her antibiotic, And when I tried to force her.
To take it, She started swingin' on me, So I had to do that.
Well, At least she's sleeping.
Unless she's dead.
Nah, she's sleeping.
I'm pretty sure.
So, did rex have fun With his northridge girls? I don't wanna talk about it.
Tell her what happened.
Well, I paid the check And I took rex to the bathroom, And when we got back, The girls and my wallet Were gone.
Classic northridge girls.
Hey, girls, You live around here? No.
Where ya from? Northridge.
Sweet.
What's that on your arm? Trina's mouth blood.
Eww.
Hey, will you guys untie her? I'm supposed to flush Her gum sockets with salt water.
Eww.
Aww, who's that? Now, please untie trina And wake her up.
Yeah, we got it.
Hi.
Hello.
We brought you frozen yogurt.
Why? You know, Frozen yogurt doesn't solve All the world's problems.
I told you To bring her donuts.
Why aren't you being nice? And why do you Look disgusting? Trina.
Ohhh.
Listen, We need to talk to you.
It's really important.
All right.
Let's go outside.
I don't wanna be in here When they get that tape Off her mouth.
How does she? This is really impossible.
Okay, there.
So, what's up? Last night We went to karaoke dokie.
And these two girls Were really mean to us.
Like, jade-level mean? No, not that mean, But really mean.
And they cheated.
So cheated.
And they were Totally trashing hollywood arts.
Really? What's on your arm? Trina's mouth blood.
Eww.
Cool.
Man, these knots are tight.
I think there's a pair Of scissors in one of these.
Drawers back over here.
Her daddy? Owns the place.
I think that's why they won.
And they banned you both From singing there ever again? Yep.
Un-huh.
Okay, I hate these girls.
Yeah.
So do we.
Okay.
Your hands are free.
Let me just just help me Help me! Ahh! You wanna help us Get back at 'em? Tonight? Oh, I gotta take care of trina.
Don't worry about that.
Jade has a plan.
I don't know.
You wanna stay here And take care Of trina's bleeding mouth? Trina.
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it.
So, the plan? I hurt so bad! Yeah, well.
Aah! Okay, We've looked everywhere.
They're just not here.
Well, we gotta go.
Will one of you Massage my gums? Not it.
Not it.
You're it.
Ohh.
Go massage her gums.
Why do I have to do Everything bad and gross ahh! Who texted? Tori.
What'd she say? "need you, beck and robbie "to take care of trina.
Till midnight.
" oh, gross, no.
I'm not spending My Saturday night here With trina.
Somebody has to stay with me.
You're biting, you're biting! Aah.
Ohhh.
Come on, we're leaving.
Who texted you? Jade.
What'd she say? "hey, babe, "you can't leave tori's house.
I took your car keys.
" aah! Aw, gum blood.
Awwww! oh, I'm in love I'm in love sittin' here without your love I'm in love I'm in love never live without your love why can't you see here inside of me? everybody tells me now your love will only bring me down all right-tay.
That was our reigning champions, Haley and tara.
Whoo.
Okay, we're gonna Take a little fiver, So your m.
C.
Can go pee.
That joke never gets a laugh.
Oh, look who's back.
I thought I smelled failure.
Then you must Be sniffing yourself.
Good, right? For you.
You know you can't sing here.
Why would we want to? So, your daddy Can let you win again? He picked us, Because we sang the best.
Oh, my god.
That is so tight.
Tight means good.
That is so not tight.
And guess what? If the audience picked The winners here, Any person in this place Would beat you morons.
Anyone.
Morons.
But you'd be too scared To do that, right? We're not too scared To let the audience pick The best singer.
Nope.
Then do it.
And if we win? You can make out With jade's boyfriend.
What? She likes his hair.
So do I.
Worried? No.
And if you lose? Um, you have to babysit A girl we know.
Pfft! Fine.
Good.
So, pick someone to sing Against you.
All right, we'll pick Her.
Oh, come on, not her.
At least pick someone Who has a chance.
You said Any person in this place.
And, um, I think she's in the place.
Hey, ugly betty, Time to sing.
Me? No, stop it.
Okay, okay.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
There, we got her! Aww.
Hey, listen.
The doctor's instructions say That your gum sockets need.
To be rinsed with salt water, So they don't get infected no.
Do it! Okay, um, here.
Did you get her gum sockets? I think so.
Let me check.
Oh! She bit my nose! She bit my nose! Okay, cool.
Hey, all right.
All right.
Cut it out.
Stop the kicking.
My nose.
So Northridge, I hear there's a street there Called parthenia.
Is that true? Give us your watch.
Sure.
My mom bought me that.
Okay, we're doin' something A little special here tonight.
You've just heard The melodious voices Of our champions, Haley and tara.
Well, they've picked A challenger to sing next.
And then, you, the audience, Are gonna pick a winner.
By your own applause.
Are you guys down? All right.
What's your name Up at the mike there? Louise nordoff.
Wow, that's a name.
What do you wanna sing tonight, Louise? Um, I would like to sing, Freak the freak out really? Are you sure? That's a pretty intense tune.
I'd like to sing it now, Please.
All right.
Here comes louise, singin', Freak the freak out.
Come on, louise! Don't make that face.
are you listening? hear me talk hear me sing open up the door is it less, is it more when you tell me to beware are you here are you there is it something I should know easy come easy go not in your head hear a word I said I can't communicate when you wait don't relate I try to talk to you, but you never even knew so what's it gonna be tell me can you hear me? I'm so sick of it your attention deficit never listen you never listen I'm so sick of it so I'll throw another fit never listen you never listen I scream your name it always stays the same, I'll scream and shout so what I'm gonna do now is freak the freak out whoa-oh-oh! whoa-oh-oh! whoa-oh-oh! whoa-oh-oh-oh! whoa-oh-oh! whoa-oh-oh! whoa-oh-oh! whoa-oh-oh-oh! patience running thin running thin come again tell me what I get opposite, opposite show me what is real if it breaks does it heal? open up your ear why you think that I'm here keep me in the dark are you even thinking of me? is someone else above me? gotta know, gotta know what am I gonna do 'cause I can't get through to you so, what's it gonna be tell me, can you hear me? I'm so sick of it your attention deficit never listen you never listen I'm so sick of it so I'll throw another fit never listen you never listen I scream your name it always stays the same, I'll scream and shout so what I'm gonna do now is freak the freak out whoa, whoa, wait, wait.
Wait for what? The crowd hasn't voted yet.
Yeah.
Okay, All those for haley and tara.
All those for louise nordoff.
Girl, will you quit sayin' "ehhhnnn?" this is not how I wanted To spend my Saturday night.
Can't you get One of the girls on the phone? I am trying.
Aah! Be quiet! Hey, guys.
There she is.
It's about time.
How could you leave us here To take care of that monster? Unh.
Yeah, I said a monster.
You know, Jade stole my car keys? I am covered In trina's gum blood! All right, all right.
Come in.
You guys don't have to take care Of trina anymore tonight.
Yeah, you do.
No, they do.
Them? She is the girl You're babysitting.
Babysitting? You guys have to massage Her jaw, both sides, And every hour, Use that syringe To flush her bloody gum holes With salt water.
Eww.
Gross.
Yeah, It's worse than you think.
Oh, yeah, bad.
Oh, it's very awful.
It's just nasty.
I don't wanna Flush her bloody gum holes.
Too bad, you lost the bet.
All right, let's go.
Go where? Karaoke dokie, To see a special friend Of ours do a song.
Who? hello? is everybody watchin'? before I get the party started you know, you wanna be invited step right up and get a little bite of sikowitz trina?! Where are you?! We just wanna change The gauze in your mouth! Where'd she go? I don't know.
I thought she ran that way! We just wanna put The stupid gauze in your mouth! Stay away from my mouth! Aah! Honey, get back in the car! feel the groove when we move I'm the center get it right every night like we're meant ta when it all goes down I need to tell ya you're gonna love me you're gonna tell me that you're ready to go I'm already there look up in the air 'cause I'm the star of the show I'm number one, baby always number one, baby so forget what you've heard