Ranma 12 s01e139 Episode Script
Episode 139
Come back here! Mine, all mine! Catch me if you can! You stole my food! You let your guard down.
For shame! What's wrong, Ranma? Do you give up? You no good--! You're supposed t' be a dad??! Pumpkin's sweet.
And sugar more so! But you can't have 'em.
Too slow!!! "I am a Panda!" Quit foolin' around!! You lousy--! Always the same thing! Girl, panda.
It happens every day, doesn't it? It's so much a part of us now.
Thanks for breakfast.
Maybe they don't want to be normal again.
Hah??! No! That'd be terrible! Just terrible! - Bring your notes tomorrow, okay? - Okay! 'Bye! 'Bye! Gotta study hard for the test.
What's wrong? You're so glum.
Actually, Akane-- Won't you come with me? With you? You're the only one I can ask.
I am? Here you are.
Yaay! Down the hatch! This is what you wanted? Thanks, Akane.
I got this sudden craving.
It's pretty convenient to change into a girl sometimes.
Honestly!!! Haven't you got any pride as a guy??! What's buggin' you? Aren't you ashamed for changing into a girl just to eat chocolate babas??! But this is so-o good! You're pitiful.
Don't you want to be normal again? Sure, but I can't be normal unless I go to Jusenkyo.
I guess not.
Never mind that.
Let's go to Ye Olde Shiruko Sweet Shoppe next! Just look at this radish, ma'am! Isn't its sheen beautiful? You're right.
I'll take one.
Excuse, please.
Around here! All ready! So sorry.
Little bit heavy.
Don't know your name, sir.
But thank you.
Take it easy, mister.
Shieh-shieh.
Shieh-shieh.
Funny? He looks familiar.
Right, right, right! I can't stand it! Who is he, anyway??! Um--! Um--! He could be a closer guy than we think.
Guy--! Guy! Guide! He's the Jusenkyo Guide! The Cursed Springs Guide??! He right! And who you be, sir? What? You don't remember??! You no good--! You forgot already??! Ah! I remember now! But sir, every year, many people fall in Jusenkyo Cursed Springs.
I no can remember every one.
- I'll help ya "remember".
.
!!!! - Calm down! What are you, the Jusenkyo Guide, doing here? Good question, girlie.
I came from faraway Jusenkyo for only one reason.
That is--! Must go now.
Hold it.
Tell us just why you came.
Is ordinary sightseeing trip, sir.
You dig up the street on an "ordinary" sightseeing trip? Is hobby! Is nothing to do with you, sir.
What??! The Jusenkyo Guide??! That brings back memories! - He said he was on a trip.
- He did? Here's your chance, guys.
Chance? What airheads! How come, Nabiki? Simpletons.
When the guide goes back to Jusenkyo-- He can take Ranma and his dad with him! That's right! It's so simple! Why didn't we see that??! Great, isn't it, Ranma??! - So where's the Guide? - Dunno.
- You don't know? - No.
You don't seem to grasp the importance of this!! - Oh, like you do! - Hah? Stop fighting! Cat Cafe Thank you for food! Eat all you want.
Shieh-shieh! Such beautiful young girl! Enjoy food.
You rarely ever leave Jusenkyo, Mr.
Guide.
Why have you come so far-- Quiet! To Japan? Thank you for asking.
What's wrong? Do you feel ill? Is only sightseeing trip.
That all, is true.
I carry big bag for hobby.
This roast pig delicious.
Guide keeping secret from everyone.
What's the idea??! - Shampoo! - What you doing??! This feels like real thing! On other side of wall? Hokay.
Overweighted maybe? You kind boy.
I don't want thanks.
I've been planning to look for you.
For me? - I have a request.
- Request? Sir! Why you kowtow??! Take me to Jusenkyo! Please! Ryoga leave Ranma and go to Jusenkyo himself! Sneaky! The guide's taking me! Don't be selfish! Punish Ryoga! Akane Doll Ryoga! Akane! Near! It is very near! Who's makin' that racket in our yard??! Those three??! Quit it! What happened? Let go, Ranma! He's trying to go to Jusenkyo all alone! Jusenkyo? Is the Guide here??! Found it! Found it, found it, found it! It's here! Found it! Mr.
Guide! That is indeed the Jusenkyo Guide! - He's the guide? - He is? Right here! This one truly pond of my searching! Okay, Guide! Let's have an explanation.
You're gonna tell us the truth now.
What's with this cruddy pond? Don't call it "cruddy"! Very well.
Since I find it, not necessary to keep secret.
I tell everybody.
Usually this ordinary pond.
But soon be very special.
This pond joined to Jusenkyo Pool of Drowned Man! So you were digging up the ground-- In order to check for it? I come here to find Japan outlet joining Jusenkyo! And if pond is Pool of Drowned Man--! We don't have to go all the way to Jusenkyo! If we jump into this pond-- Goodbye girl-type! No more duck! No more p--? Hooray! Now, at long last--! Hooray! Hooray! Congratulations, Ranma.
I might be dreaming.
Shampoo, slap me on the cheek.
Like so? Pain! It's no dream! How do we connect this to Jusenkyo? Do it, quick! We fail if we do too fast.
Haste make waste.
Mousse, plane that good.
Ranma, Ryoga, pound nail straight.
Leave it to-- Ryoga, hold it steady! Clumsy! Let me do it! No! Tea ready! Everybody working hard? Time for break! Down the hatch! This is great! Cat Cafe's special pork bun.
Eat plenty for strength.
By the way-- Tell us how this pond's connected to Jusenkyo.
I'd like to know, too.
I explain.
China Jusenkyo have many water veins going different places.
Japan But Jusenkyo not join with just any pond.
Must be compatible.
This stick measure if compatible.
And this stick found this pond? Exactly! After altar is built I use 3,000-year-old Chinese water-vein-inducting method to join this pond to Jusenkyo.
When will you do it? Timing is most trickiest.
Small island in Pacific Ocean in East-- Lat.
35 degrees N.
, long.
Now is my conclusion! I used q'ui, zodiac, Five Elements, numerology, astrology palmistry, phrenology, onomancy, and teachings of Wang Yang-Ming.
Every angle I calculate from.
I join springs on next Lucky Day! When all conditions are bestest! Nabiki, have you seen Dad? He went to the training hall with Mr.
Saotome.
"Congratulations, Ranma Saotome.
A Man Once More!" Dad! What do you want for dinner--? Akane! Will you grab that end? What's this? You can see, can't you? It's to celebrate Ranma's return to being all man! But you're really going overboard.
No, don't touch that--! "Congratulations, Ranma & Akane on your marriage!" "Wedding" You planned this all along, didn't you Dad! It's ridiculous! Will you cut it out??! Honestly--! Akane! Don't know how your father feels? Don't you know all he wants is your happiness??! I know to you, this seems stupid.
But that day will truly be a new start for the Anything-Goes School of Martial Arts.
I've waited so eagerly for that day.
But I guess you don't care.
Dad!! Akane.
I'm still against the wedding, tho'.
Why??! See? I told you! At last.
We can be normal again.
Yeah, soon.
All kinds of things happened.
All that suffering and pain.
When you're normal again, do you want to do anything special? Well take a long, cold shower, maybe.
What small dreams.
What do you wanna do, then? Me? Well If I never have to turn into a pig again, I'll-- I'll pour out all my feelings to Akane! Life will be roses! - How come yer blushin'? - I -I ain't! I get it.
Too bad, y' can't sleep with Akane unless you're P-chan.
That's true! My gain will be great! But the price I must pay is just as great??! So suffer.
Soon Ranma no turn into girl when splashed with water.
I hope a Spring of Drowned Girl can be made next.
If you stop turning into a cat, Son-in-Law won't dislike you.
Shampoo must have that! Once you're back to normal, we'll have to sew you a wedding dress.
Shampoo so happy! When I'm normal, I'll take Shampoo for my wife! We'll be happy.
Mousse out here? Come inside and help! Finally, tonight's the night.
Yeah, I can be a normal guy again.
It's the greatest! Ranma? What does today mean to you? Huh? I can be a normal guy again.
- Is that all? - Yeah.
Isn't there more? Aren't you inspired to train harder for the Anything-Goes School? Nope.
You're terrible! You'll never turn into a girl again.
Don't you know what it means at all??! Jerk!! What's with her? You forgot your bag! I'm kind of nervous.
Yeah, like it's happening to someone else.
He did it!! Let's go! W-Wait for me! Good, guys.
"I am a Panda!" What happen here??! Aiyaaa! Who cut joining rope before waters completely joined??! That is reason for failure! Look what you did! You shouldn't have been so selfish! You broke it when you fell down! - What??! - So what? Wanna fight??! Mr.
Guide, please do it again! Begging big-time! Please, please! Right! Wait one thousand year! All conditions will be perfect again in one thousand year! Wait until then.
Too bad this time.
I going now, sirs.
Come to Jusenkyo and visit sometime.
Rats! I forgot to ask him to take us to Jusenkyo! RATS!
For shame! What's wrong, Ranma? Do you give up? You no good--! You're supposed t' be a dad??! Pumpkin's sweet.
And sugar more so! But you can't have 'em.
Too slow!!! "I am a Panda!" Quit foolin' around!! You lousy--! Always the same thing! Girl, panda.
It happens every day, doesn't it? It's so much a part of us now.
Thanks for breakfast.
Maybe they don't want to be normal again.
Hah??! No! That'd be terrible! Just terrible! - Bring your notes tomorrow, okay? - Okay! 'Bye! 'Bye! Gotta study hard for the test.
What's wrong? You're so glum.
Actually, Akane-- Won't you come with me? With you? You're the only one I can ask.
I am? Here you are.
Yaay! Down the hatch! This is what you wanted? Thanks, Akane.
I got this sudden craving.
It's pretty convenient to change into a girl sometimes.
Honestly!!! Haven't you got any pride as a guy??! What's buggin' you? Aren't you ashamed for changing into a girl just to eat chocolate babas??! But this is so-o good! You're pitiful.
Don't you want to be normal again? Sure, but I can't be normal unless I go to Jusenkyo.
I guess not.
Never mind that.
Let's go to Ye Olde Shiruko Sweet Shoppe next! Just look at this radish, ma'am! Isn't its sheen beautiful? You're right.
I'll take one.
Excuse, please.
Around here! All ready! So sorry.
Little bit heavy.
Don't know your name, sir.
But thank you.
Take it easy, mister.
Shieh-shieh.
Shieh-shieh.
Funny? He looks familiar.
Right, right, right! I can't stand it! Who is he, anyway??! Um--! Um--! He could be a closer guy than we think.
Guy--! Guy! Guide! He's the Jusenkyo Guide! The Cursed Springs Guide??! He right! And who you be, sir? What? You don't remember??! You no good--! You forgot already??! Ah! I remember now! But sir, every year, many people fall in Jusenkyo Cursed Springs.
I no can remember every one.
- I'll help ya "remember".
.
!!!! - Calm down! What are you, the Jusenkyo Guide, doing here? Good question, girlie.
I came from faraway Jusenkyo for only one reason.
That is--! Must go now.
Hold it.
Tell us just why you came.
Is ordinary sightseeing trip, sir.
You dig up the street on an "ordinary" sightseeing trip? Is hobby! Is nothing to do with you, sir.
What??! The Jusenkyo Guide??! That brings back memories! - He said he was on a trip.
- He did? Here's your chance, guys.
Chance? What airheads! How come, Nabiki? Simpletons.
When the guide goes back to Jusenkyo-- He can take Ranma and his dad with him! That's right! It's so simple! Why didn't we see that??! Great, isn't it, Ranma??! - So where's the Guide? - Dunno.
- You don't know? - No.
You don't seem to grasp the importance of this!! - Oh, like you do! - Hah? Stop fighting! Cat Cafe Thank you for food! Eat all you want.
Shieh-shieh! Such beautiful young girl! Enjoy food.
You rarely ever leave Jusenkyo, Mr.
Guide.
Why have you come so far-- Quiet! To Japan? Thank you for asking.
What's wrong? Do you feel ill? Is only sightseeing trip.
That all, is true.
I carry big bag for hobby.
This roast pig delicious.
Guide keeping secret from everyone.
What's the idea??! - Shampoo! - What you doing??! This feels like real thing! On other side of wall? Hokay.
Overweighted maybe? You kind boy.
I don't want thanks.
I've been planning to look for you.
For me? - I have a request.
- Request? Sir! Why you kowtow??! Take me to Jusenkyo! Please! Ryoga leave Ranma and go to Jusenkyo himself! Sneaky! The guide's taking me! Don't be selfish! Punish Ryoga! Akane Doll Ryoga! Akane! Near! It is very near! Who's makin' that racket in our yard??! Those three??! Quit it! What happened? Let go, Ranma! He's trying to go to Jusenkyo all alone! Jusenkyo? Is the Guide here??! Found it! Found it, found it, found it! It's here! Found it! Mr.
Guide! That is indeed the Jusenkyo Guide! - He's the guide? - He is? Right here! This one truly pond of my searching! Okay, Guide! Let's have an explanation.
You're gonna tell us the truth now.
What's with this cruddy pond? Don't call it "cruddy"! Very well.
Since I find it, not necessary to keep secret.
I tell everybody.
Usually this ordinary pond.
But soon be very special.
This pond joined to Jusenkyo Pool of Drowned Man! So you were digging up the ground-- In order to check for it? I come here to find Japan outlet joining Jusenkyo! And if pond is Pool of Drowned Man--! We don't have to go all the way to Jusenkyo! If we jump into this pond-- Goodbye girl-type! No more duck! No more p--? Hooray! Now, at long last--! Hooray! Hooray! Congratulations, Ranma.
I might be dreaming.
Shampoo, slap me on the cheek.
Like so? Pain! It's no dream! How do we connect this to Jusenkyo? Do it, quick! We fail if we do too fast.
Haste make waste.
Mousse, plane that good.
Ranma, Ryoga, pound nail straight.
Leave it to-- Ryoga, hold it steady! Clumsy! Let me do it! No! Tea ready! Everybody working hard? Time for break! Down the hatch! This is great! Cat Cafe's special pork bun.
Eat plenty for strength.
By the way-- Tell us how this pond's connected to Jusenkyo.
I'd like to know, too.
I explain.
China Jusenkyo have many water veins going different places.
Japan But Jusenkyo not join with just any pond.
Must be compatible.
This stick measure if compatible.
And this stick found this pond? Exactly! After altar is built I use 3,000-year-old Chinese water-vein-inducting method to join this pond to Jusenkyo.
When will you do it? Timing is most trickiest.
Small island in Pacific Ocean in East-- Lat.
35 degrees N.
, long.
Now is my conclusion! I used q'ui, zodiac, Five Elements, numerology, astrology palmistry, phrenology, onomancy, and teachings of Wang Yang-Ming.
Every angle I calculate from.
I join springs on next Lucky Day! When all conditions are bestest! Nabiki, have you seen Dad? He went to the training hall with Mr.
Saotome.
"Congratulations, Ranma Saotome.
A Man Once More!" Dad! What do you want for dinner--? Akane! Will you grab that end? What's this? You can see, can't you? It's to celebrate Ranma's return to being all man! But you're really going overboard.
No, don't touch that--! "Congratulations, Ranma & Akane on your marriage!" "Wedding" You planned this all along, didn't you Dad! It's ridiculous! Will you cut it out??! Honestly--! Akane! Don't know how your father feels? Don't you know all he wants is your happiness??! I know to you, this seems stupid.
But that day will truly be a new start for the Anything-Goes School of Martial Arts.
I've waited so eagerly for that day.
But I guess you don't care.
Dad!! Akane.
I'm still against the wedding, tho'.
Why??! See? I told you! At last.
We can be normal again.
Yeah, soon.
All kinds of things happened.
All that suffering and pain.
When you're normal again, do you want to do anything special? Well take a long, cold shower, maybe.
What small dreams.
What do you wanna do, then? Me? Well If I never have to turn into a pig again, I'll-- I'll pour out all my feelings to Akane! Life will be roses! - How come yer blushin'? - I -I ain't! I get it.
Too bad, y' can't sleep with Akane unless you're P-chan.
That's true! My gain will be great! But the price I must pay is just as great??! So suffer.
Soon Ranma no turn into girl when splashed with water.
I hope a Spring of Drowned Girl can be made next.
If you stop turning into a cat, Son-in-Law won't dislike you.
Shampoo must have that! Once you're back to normal, we'll have to sew you a wedding dress.
Shampoo so happy! When I'm normal, I'll take Shampoo for my wife! We'll be happy.
Mousse out here? Come inside and help! Finally, tonight's the night.
Yeah, I can be a normal guy again.
It's the greatest! Ranma? What does today mean to you? Huh? I can be a normal guy again.
- Is that all? - Yeah.
Isn't there more? Aren't you inspired to train harder for the Anything-Goes School? Nope.
You're terrible! You'll never turn into a girl again.
Don't you know what it means at all??! Jerk!! What's with her? You forgot your bag! I'm kind of nervous.
Yeah, like it's happening to someone else.
He did it!! Let's go! W-Wait for me! Good, guys.
"I am a Panda!" What happen here??! Aiyaaa! Who cut joining rope before waters completely joined??! That is reason for failure! Look what you did! You shouldn't have been so selfish! You broke it when you fell down! - What??! - So what? Wanna fight??! Mr.
Guide, please do it again! Begging big-time! Please, please! Right! Wait one thousand year! All conditions will be perfect again in one thousand year! Wait until then.
Too bad this time.
I going now, sirs.
Come to Jusenkyo and visit sometime.
Rats! I forgot to ask him to take us to Jusenkyo! RATS!