Batwheels (2022) s01e14 Episode Script

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Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪
Burning bat-rubber
Is their favorite thing ♪
If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪
They're fired up and ready
Down in the Batcave ♪
They're the Batwheels ♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪
[Batmobile reading]
[Bibi] Whoo-hoo!
-[tires screech]
-Yeah!
Ooh, ooh, great!
Buff, stay right there!
You're just who I need!
I am? Okay.
I want to try to jump
over you backwards
with my eyes closed.
But you know BC's rules
about no dangerous
trick jumps, right?
Uh, I don't think
this is a good idea.
Right.
But, what if
I'm out with Batgirl
and we're driving
down an alley,
and we see The Joker
behind us,
and then some garbage bags
fly out from the trash
and completely cover my eyes
so I can't see anything
and so I have to jump
over the Joker van
while going backwards
or else there will be
a horrible crash!
Don't I need
to practice that?
I guess?
Let's go!
Here I come!
Whoa! Whoa!
[grunts]
[groans]
Is this where
I get to say I told you so?
-No.
-Bibi, report for duty.
Harley Quinn is at it again.
You're heading out
with Batgirl right away.
[Bibi accelerating]
[Harley laughing]
And the gold medal
for swiping goes to
[imitates fanfare]
me!
[laughing]
Stealing championship medals
is so much easier
than winning 'em.
You don't have to do
all that running and sweating.
Ugh! [laughs]
[Batgirl] Here we go!
Came from the Batcave
to downtown in 6.3 minutes?
[chuckles] I'm on fire!
Well, here comes
the fire department.
[laughing]
[sputters]
Not funny, Jestah.
I am so bored
of waiting for Harley.
You know, the park
is really close by.
Wanna go have some fun?
Yeah, no.
I'm a little busy here.
[scoffs] Doing what?
Waiting for your babysitter?
[exasperated exhale]
Oh, come on.
Have some fun.
You know you wanna.
Let's play!
Puh-lay! Puh-strami!
Puh-lease!
[laughs]
Okay, then, Miss 6.3 minutes.
I'm sure I can totally
beat you to the park.
I'll even give you
a head start.
On "Go," okay?
Three, two
one [tires screech]
[laughs]
Wait. You never said "Go."
Oh, come on.
You're not mad about
that teensy-weensy head start,
are ya?
[Bibi] No.
Well, yes. [gasps]
But look, the park is closed.
You can't go in after dark.
That's the rule.
Rule schmule! [grunts]
Oh, look, now the park is open.
Jestah!
And the gold medal
for the 400-meter rooftop dash
goes to
You know who! [laughs]
Stealing a medal from
a champion athlete
Huh?
doesn't make you
a winner, Harley.
It just makes you a thief.
Oh, Bratgirl.
Do you have to ruin all my fun?
You get the gold for being
the biggest party pooper!
And here's your party.
[Batgirl] What?
[laughs] Look at you!
[grunts]
[sighs]
[Jestah] Fun, fun, fun!
Fun, fun, fun! You need fun!
Oh, that does look like fun.
But I already broke
one rule today,
and that didn't go really well.
[Jestah] Bibi!
You need to get in on this!
So much fun!
[sighs] Well, a minute
or two couldn't hurt,
right?
[both exclaim]
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
[Bibi] Whoo-hoo!
-[Jestah] Whoo! Yeah!
-[Bibi] Whoo-hoo!
-Yeah!
-[Bibi] Yeah! All right!
-[Jestah laughing]
-Let's go!
[both whooping]
[both laughing]
[Batcomputer] Bibi,
Harley Quinn got away,
and Batgirl needs a pick up.
[gasps] I knew
I shouldn't have left.
[scoffs] Can't Batgirl walk?
Sorry, Batgirl needs me.
-Doesn't Harley need you?
-Probably.
But I'm having
too good a time to stop now.
[sighs softly]
You should be more like me,
Bibi.
I always have fun.
BC, send me everything you have
on champion athletes
living in Gotham.
Harley Quinn got away,
but I don't think
she's done stealing medals.
Uploading files now, Batgirl.
Thanks. I'm going
to get some sleep.
It's time for all of you
to get some sleep, too.
Please go to your rooms
and recharge
so you'll be rested and ready
to save Gotham again tomorrow.
[yawns]
[squeaks]
[Batmobile gasps]
Hey, Bam, am I fun?
[chuckling] Of course.
Why are you asking?
Well, Jestah said I'm not fun
because I follow the rules.
You know, you can have fun
and follow the rules.
Really?
Recharging at the end
of the night is a rule,
but it's not really fun.
Rules are made to keep us
safe and healthy, Bibi.
You'll feel better
after a full recharge.
[sighs] I don't want
to power down.
Why do I have to
if I don't want to?
And what would be so wrong
if I just stayed up a little?
Nothing! I'm just
going to do it.
It's Bibi time.
Yeah!
All right!
Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo!
Yeah! [grunts]
[digital beeps, yawns]
[chuckles]
[giggles]
[tires screeching]
[digital beeps, groans]
That was awesome!
I love playing by my own rules.
[Bibi accelerating]
And look, nothing went wrong.
I'm still safe.
I'm a little tired, but safe.
[wearily] I think
I'll power down now,
just for a minute.
-[digital beeping]
-[gasps]
Alert!
Harley Quinn has been spotted
attempting to steal
the world championship
swimming medal.
Bibi, get ready to head out.
Okay. I got this.
Oops! [yawns] Wrong way.
[grunts]
[Bibi accelerating]
[Bibi powering down]
[Batgirl gasps]
-On your right!
-[Batgirl gasps]
[chirping]
[sighs]
BC, I think MOE forgot
to charge my bike.
We are totally stopped.
Can you get her home
and figure it out?
I'm headed off on foot.
[Batcomputer] Will do,
Batgirl. Stay safe.
I can't understand
why you didn't charge.
I'm completely confounded.
I'm positively perplexed!
I'm both befuddled
and C-fuddled.
[Bibi powering up]
[gasps]
[groans]
Ah, don't worry, Bibi.
MOE will figure out
why you didn't recharge.
I'm sure it's nothing.
It's not nothing.
It's very something.
I didn't recharge
because I wanted to have fun.
I stayed up and played.
I broke a big rule
and it was a mistake.
Everyone makes mistakes.
You just need to think of rules
a little differently.
Well, I sure know that now.
Rules are there
to keep us safe,
so we can have fun.
-Yep.
-I'm so relieved!
That I learned my lesson?
No!
That none of this was my fault!
Now, go out there
and fight some crime.
[digital beeping]
[Bibi laughs]
Thanks, everyone. Stand clear.
Now that I'm fully charged,
I'm gonna try to beat
my 6.3-minute record.
[accelerating]
[Bibi] Oh, yeah!
[tires screech]
[Jestah] Whoo-hoo, too!
You're back!
And just in time
for the mama
of all super-fun dares!
See that drawbridge
opening over there?
Bet you we can make that jump!
Sorry, Jestah.
I'm done breaking the rules.
It's just not safe.
[sighs] Well,
you were fun while you lasted.
[laughing]
I'm not jumping,
and, Jestah,
you shouldn't either.
Rules are made
for a reason. [grunts]
Rules are made to be broken!
[laughing]
[gasps]
Jestah, don't!
Whoo! Yeah!
Really?
[sputters, coughs]
[chuckles] Are
Are you okay, Jestah?
Fine
considering I just
fell into a river.
-[laughs]
-[Harley] Where's my ride?
I left it right here!
I remember where I parked it
this time and everything!
-[Batgirl grunts]
-Huh?
Yes! My bike's
back in business!
Deploying Batrope!
I don't think so.
[laughing]
[groans]
Anyone else have
an urge for sushi?
Ugh!
I don't think diving
is your best event, Harley.
It was a nice entry,
but a little too much splash.
Okay, I admit it.
Breaking that rule was not fun.
From now on,
there's only one rule
I'm gonna break.
[giggling] No fishing.
Very funny.
[Bibi giggling]
[grunts]
[cackles]
At last! My ultimate prize.
The oldest, most valuable
riddle ever written.
The Amusetta Stone is mine!
This is going to look
just fabulous in my lair.
I've got the perfect
question-mark-shaped
accent candles.
Ooh! I can't wait.
[Batman] Put it back, Riddler.
Gah! Afraid not, Batman.
You know how they say
crime doesn't pay?
Well, in this case, it does.
[alarm blaring]
Hmm.
A lot!
Forecast says, "Cloudy with
a chance of falling treasures."
[Riddler laughing]
[laughing]
-[engine roaring]
-[gasps]
[Riddler] Huh?
[Batman] Hmm.
Oh, no.
[Riddler] Whoa!
[Batman grunts]
Don't act so puzzled, Batman,
or you'll never catch me.
I've got the stone.
You lose, Riddler.
[tires screech]
Batman, excellent work
stopping the Riddler.
And what an incredible move
by your tough Bat-Truck!
It's true.
My Bat-Truck is pretty tough.
This just in.
Batman has just saved
the priceless Amusetta Stone.
[Batman grunts]
This just in.
Batman has just destroyed
the priceless Amusetta Stone.
No. This is just a cheap copy.
The Riddler must have
swapped it out
for the real stone.
Which means the Riddler
is still out there with
the Amusetta Stone.
[Batman sighs]
I knew it was too easy.
[tires screech]
Batcomputer, scan the city
for any sign of the Riddler.
[Batcomputer]
Scanning camera network.
[Batman] MOE.
Ooh, do you have
a present for me?
You always know
what a bot wants.
But really, boss,
what is this stuff?
It's the Riddler's fake stone.
Just get rid of it.
Consider it rid.
[Batman] Let me know
when you find anything.
[Batcomputer]
Acknowledged, Batman.
That was a pretty sweet move
to stop the Riddler, Buff.
What an epic takedown!
Yeah, I was all like, "Boom".
And then Riddler
was all like, "Whoa!"
[laughs]
Yeah! Let's hear it for
Oh, wait.
What did they call you?
Oh, yeah. Tough Bat-Truck.
Hey, that's a great nickname.
"Tough Buff."
[Bibi] Cool!
[laughs] I like that.
[gasps] Oh, that works.
[all cheering]
[Batwing] Tough Buff!
[sighs wearily]
Tough Buff?
-[MOE] To the bat trash.
-[Buff gasps]
Hey, hold on, MOE.
Can I take a look at those?
Oh, sure.
You never know
with the Riddler.
He's always full of tricks.
I just wanna take
a closer look.
Hey, Tough Buff.
Can I get some Tough Buff help,
please?
Oh, um, yeah, sure thing, Bibi.
I can't reach my jump rope.
Think you could help?
Oh, of course.
[engine revs]
Thanks, Tough Buff.
[Buff sighs]
I really wish they'd stop
calling me that.
[MOE and Batwing]
Eight nine ten
11 12 13!
[Redbird] A new record!
[Bam screaming]
[Bam grunts]
Watch out!
That Sim-vi's out of control!
[Batwing] Someone stop it!
Way to go!
Let's hear it for our hero!
[all chanting] Tough Buff!
Tough Buff! Tough Buff!
[Bam gasps]
Hey, Buff, wait up.
[beeping]
Did you locate
the Riddler?
Yes. I see him at the edge
of the woods outside Gotham.
Stand by.
I have also located the Riddler
at the Amusement Mile.
That's impossible.
I'm seeing the Riddler
in nine No.
Ten places
all around Gotham.
The Riddler must be
copying himself somehow.
No way to know
which one is real.
I'll have to go
check them out one by one.
Which vehicle will you take?
Uh, how about my
tough Bat-Truck?
Where is it?
It appears the Bat-Truck is
experiencing some
technical difficulties.
Hmm. Okay.
Have MOE check it out.
I'll take the Batwing.
Hey, what's wrong, Buff?
[Buff] Nothing.
Just please go away.
Wait. Sorry, Bam.
I don't mean to be cranky.
What is it, Buff?
What's got you so upset?
I I don't like
being called "Tough Buff".
[all] You don't?
But it's true!
You are the toughest Batwheel.
And it comes in handy
all the time.
I know! But, I'm so much more
than just being tough.
It bothers me when that's
all everyone talks about.
Buff, I'm sorry.
I had no idea
this bothered you so much.
Yeah, we definitely won't
call you that anymore.
-Promise.
-It's okay.
I should have said
something sooner.
I was hoping that if
I just ignored it,
you'd stop saying it.
But now even Batman's
calling me "Tough Buff."
Well, you're right.
There's so much more
to you than that.
You're always the first one
to cheer us up
whenever we're upset.
Yeah. You're also the one
who knows everyone's
favorite song.
And. you know the streets
better than any of us.
Yeah, I guess I do.
[Bam] Consider
that nickname forgotten.
Batman, took you long enough.
It's over, Riddler.
Where's the stone?
[gasps]
-Hologram?
-Ah, ah, ah.
It looks like
you guessed wrong.
[Riddler] Don't act
so puzzled, Batman.
Or you'll never catch me.
Puzz puzz
puzzled Batman.
Wait a second.
That sounds familiar.
Puzz Puzz
Batcomputer, playback Riddler's
escape from the museum.
[Riddler] Don't act so puzzled,
Batman.
Or you'll never catch me.
He keeps using
the word "puzzled."
There must be a clue.
What puzzle
is he talking about?
Any ideas, Batwheels?
Well, you play with puzzles
by putting the pieces together.
So it must be something
that's in pieces.
What do you think, Buff?
Hmm. I wonder if
Batcomputer, I figured it out.
The puzzle must be
the pieces of
-the fake stone!
-The fake stone!
Have MOE put
the pieces back together.
Maybe it'll show us
where the real Riddler is.
Right away, Batman.
[Bibi] Wow! Way to go.
You're as smart as Batman!
Great thinking.
Totally! You need
a new nickname.
How about, "Big Brain Buff"?
Well, uh [laughs]
Yeah, just Buff is good.
Okay. Move that one over here.
Uh, that one's a corner piece.
Oh, wait! That's upside down.
Almost there.
And, done!
It's a map of Gotham.
It must lead where
the real Riddler's hiding.
[gasps] There!
He's hiding at
the Gotham Point Pier.
Excellent work, Buff.
Batman, we solved the puzzle.
The Riddler is hiding
at the Gotham Point Pier.
And I'm happy to report
the Bat-Truck
is ready for action.
Perfect. Send the truck
to meet me at the pier.
I have a plan.
[Riddler] Mm.
Batman should be here by now.
Maybe one of my riddles
finally fooled him.
That's it.
I finally achieved
my ultimate goal
to make a fool out of Batman.
[laughs cunningly]
Guess you're staying with me.
You'll love my lair.
So much better
than that stuffy museum.
-Huh?
-[engine revving]
[Riddler] It's that tough
Bat-Truck again.
[gasps] Out of my way,
Bats! Huh?
Ah, ah, ah.
Looks like you guessed wrong.
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
Wha No fair,
playing my own tricks on me.
Ah, ah, ah. Going somewhere?
[Riddler] Huh?
[Batman holograms] Ah, ah, ah.
Oh, no. [screams]
Bleagh!
[Batman holograms] Ah, ah, ah.
Ah, ah, ah.
[Riddler grunts]
[Batman holograms] Ah, ah, ah.
It's just a hologram.
I can go right through Ow!
I don't think so.
Riddle me this.
[Batman holograms] Ah, ah, ah.
Guess there's more
to that thing
than just being tough.
Yep, that's my truck.
[triumphant music playing]
[sirens wailing]
This just in.
Batman has an amazing truck!
Batwheels ♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
They got Batman's back ♪
Batwheels ♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪