Bunnicula (2016) s01e14 Episode Script
Nevermoar
1
(THEME SONG PLAYING)
(HISSING)
(GIGGLES)
-(BEEPING)
-Oh, good.
Becky finally loaded the
pictures from yesterday.
Aw, those
Wait a minute. Really?
Is that lettuce in my teeth?
(GROANS) I didn't even have
lettuce yesterday.
Argh, why are so many
people liking this? (GRUNTS)
What are you looking at?
I gotta go brush my
teeth, apparently.
Forever! Ugh, come on
BUNNICULA: Huh?
Hmm.
At-greater-than-dash-dash
-Hey, Chester. What are you
doing on Mina's laptop?
-(HISSING)
-Oh!
-Who is Chet VonPerson?
Not that it's any of your
business, but that's me.
It's a social media website
that I go to
-to chat with humans.
-What's this?
-Aww, look at you playing
in that little box.
-No, no, that, that's
-You're so cute.
-That's not You know what?
Why don't we just close this.
-Hey, wait a minute.
Who is MollyC112
-BUNNICULA: Ah!
No Now just stop it.
Aw, Chester, looks like
she's got a thing for you.
Listen to this.
"What a cute wittle kitty."
-(BOTH LAUGHING)
-She started little
with a "W."
Okay, that's enough.
Her name is Molly Cuddlesworth
Kensington-Price,
-and she's just a friend.
-(TAUNTING)
More than just a friend.
Look at all these comments.
(GASPING)
Chester!
Are you pretending to be
someone on the Internet
just to get people
to like you?
Well, duh.
What makes you think
I'm any different
than anyone else in the world?
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
Just be thankful
I'm not typing
from the toilet.
-Hey, let me do it! I want
a fancy British friend, too.
-(HISSES)
Harold, social media is
a very delicate balance
of wit and tact.
I'm going to get a fancy
British friend
- A fancy British friend
-CHESTER: No, no.
You'll ruin it. Stop!
Now I gotta fix this.
"Dear MollyC1123"
(WHISPERING)
You're a really good typer.
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
"Sorry, my dog got
on the keyboard."
Send.
-(BEEP)
-(CHESTER READING)
She thinks I'm adorable.
No, you're a dunderhead.
"No, he's a dunderhead."
Send.
-(BEEPING)
-BUNNICULA: Uh-oh.
Oh, okay, lady.
You're not the only one who
knows how to download from
the animating emoticon store.
Let's see what you think of
this!
CHESTER: What?
That had better
be ice cream, lady!
Oh, that tears it.
Un-friend. Ugh.
-Tell me another thing
with emoticons.
-Huh?
-I got my own emoticons!
-Hmm.
Wow, I've never seen him
get so mad before.
Huh?
(CAWING)
(GROWLING)
Good night, Mina.
I love you.
Good night, Chester.
I love you.
Good night, Bunnicula.
Wherever you are.
(WHISPERS) I love you.
Good night, Harold.
I love you.
I know.
And so, good night.
I'll be seeing you tomorrow.
(CAWING)
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
(CHUCKLING)
Allow me to introduce myself.
I am Grimbyte
of the Internet.
Have you ever noticed how
hateful people get when
they go online, hmm?
Well, that's my doing.
Harold, Harold, Harold,
Harold, Harold
Oh, hey, Chester.
-What's wrong?
-Look!
I create and feed on anger.
As you can imagine,
the Internet is the
perfect place for me.
You know, I absolutely loved
the emotional feast your
little Mina provided for me.
Maybe tomorrow
I'll bump it up a little.
(SNARLING)
(LAUGHING)
See how easy it is?
Careful, little bunny.
You might just be
my next meal. (CAWS)
No, wait! Wait!
What are you doing? No!
(GRUNTING)
Hey, wait for me!
Chester!
Whoa!
So this is the Internet.
-Chester!
-Harold!
That Grimbyte guy's trapped
us in the Internet.
Get us outta here.
What's it like in
there, you guys?
Well, it's a little like
"get us," but mostly like
-"outta here!"
-Okay.
-How 'bout this?
-Ow.
Ow! Ow, ow, Harold, ow, ow!
Maybe this'll work.
What's happening?
(LAUGHING)
What the Argh.
CHESTER: Harold,
what are you doing?
(WHISPERING)
Uh, say something smart,
say something smart.
I'm just randomly pushing keys
and hoping for the best.
My, my, my.
Mr. VonPerson in person.
And you brought your
little bunny Foo Foo, too.
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
Yeah, apparently we're
here to stop you from
messing with Mina?
I wonder.
How far will you go
to stop me?
Ugh, you know,
we don't really need
to go any further.
We could just
Aw, no, no, no
(SCREAMING)
(MOANING)
I landed on my blaster.
CHESTER: Looks like
we're in one of those
online space shooters.
Okay, I don't think
anyone has seen us yet.
-If we sneak away quietly
maybe we
-(BLASTER FIRING)
Who did that?
Spawn campers! Nuke 'em.
Fire!
Error? What the
No, no, no, no.
The anger is actually
giving him power.
Duh.
Ooh, ooh, ooh
I gotta help, I gotta help,
I gotta help, I gotta help
(GASPING)
-Ah!
-Huh?
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
(LAUGHING)
Ow, ow, ow, ooh, ow.
Super Corn Harvest?
How the heck did we get here?
This is all your
fault, you know.
-(TALKING GIBBERISH)
-(IMITATING BUNNICULA)
That was you just now,
in case you didn't know it.
(CHUCKLING)
That's right.
Dance, my puppets.
When are you going to learn to
talk so I can understand you?
Here, let me give you
your first lesson.
Everything is all your fault.
-(GROWLING)
-Let me hear you say it.
Dude, not cool!
(IMITATING CHESTER)
Oh, yeah? Okay.
So, you wanna throw corn, huh?
Take that!
(GRUNTING)
Stand still!
Ah!
I dare you to try that again.
(SCREAMING)
You can throw anything
you want at me,
you still can't Oh!
Now I'm gonna show
that short-tailed,
long-eared lagomorph.
(ENGINE STARTING)
(EXPLOSION)
(LAUGHING)
Eat hot corn!
Hey, what?
There's a cat in the corn?
Ugh, lame game.
(BEEPING)
Oh, hey.
Are you guys all right?
No. That Grimbyte guy
is making us do mean
things to each other.
He's just so good
at stirring up the hate.
Look, Bunnicula, I'm sorry
I got mad and chased
you with a combine.
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
(LAUGHING)
Oh, oh, oh.
How touching.
Don't get mad.
That's what he wants.
Harold, do something.
-What?
-I don't know.
-Do what you did last time.
-Okay.
-(LAUGHING)
I missed.
-Harold!
Okay, okay.
(BEEPING)
What? Oh no.
Oh! It's horrible!
Make it stop.
It's working!
It's hugely embarrassing,
but it's working.
Keep doing whatever
you're doing.
Okie-doke.
(BEEPING)
GRIMBYTE: No!
It's horrible.
Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no
(SOBBING)
No. No. Make it stop.
No, not all the kitties!
Oh, no,
they're purring, oh, no!
(CHIRPING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(GIGGLING AND SNORING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
Yeah, I don't get it.
(SIGHING)
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
(LAUGHING)
-I still don't know
what you're saying.
-Hey, guys?
-Do you want me to try to get
you out of there now?
-You know what?
As long as we're in here,
I wanna check something out.
I'll be right back.
Now, let's see.
It should be down
here on the, uh
There she is.
Oh, Molly. It's me,
Chet VonPerson IRL.
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
I'm never using
the Internet again.
(THEME SONG PLAYING)
(THEME SONG PLAYING)
(HISSING)
(GIGGLES)
-(BEEPING)
-Oh, good.
Becky finally loaded the
pictures from yesterday.
Aw, those
Wait a minute. Really?
Is that lettuce in my teeth?
(GROANS) I didn't even have
lettuce yesterday.
Argh, why are so many
people liking this? (GRUNTS)
What are you looking at?
I gotta go brush my
teeth, apparently.
Forever! Ugh, come on
BUNNICULA: Huh?
Hmm.
At-greater-than-dash-dash
-Hey, Chester. What are you
doing on Mina's laptop?
-(HISSING)
-Oh!
-Who is Chet VonPerson?
Not that it's any of your
business, but that's me.
It's a social media website
that I go to
-to chat with humans.
-What's this?
-Aww, look at you playing
in that little box.
-No, no, that, that's
-You're so cute.
-That's not You know what?
Why don't we just close this.
-Hey, wait a minute.
Who is MollyC112
-BUNNICULA: Ah!
No Now just stop it.
Aw, Chester, looks like
she's got a thing for you.
Listen to this.
"What a cute wittle kitty."
-(BOTH LAUGHING)
-She started little
with a "W."
Okay, that's enough.
Her name is Molly Cuddlesworth
Kensington-Price,
-and she's just a friend.
-(TAUNTING)
More than just a friend.
Look at all these comments.
(GASPING)
Chester!
Are you pretending to be
someone on the Internet
just to get people
to like you?
Well, duh.
What makes you think
I'm any different
than anyone else in the world?
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
Just be thankful
I'm not typing
from the toilet.
-Hey, let me do it! I want
a fancy British friend, too.
-(HISSES)
Harold, social media is
a very delicate balance
of wit and tact.
I'm going to get a fancy
British friend
- A fancy British friend
-CHESTER: No, no.
You'll ruin it. Stop!
Now I gotta fix this.
"Dear MollyC1123"
(WHISPERING)
You're a really good typer.
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
"Sorry, my dog got
on the keyboard."
Send.
-(BEEP)
-(CHESTER READING)
She thinks I'm adorable.
No, you're a dunderhead.
"No, he's a dunderhead."
Send.
-(BEEPING)
-BUNNICULA: Uh-oh.
Oh, okay, lady.
You're not the only one who
knows how to download from
the animating emoticon store.
Let's see what you think of
this!
CHESTER: What?
That had better
be ice cream, lady!
Oh, that tears it.
Un-friend. Ugh.
-Tell me another thing
with emoticons.
-Huh?
-I got my own emoticons!
-Hmm.
Wow, I've never seen him
get so mad before.
Huh?
(CAWING)
(GROWLING)
Good night, Mina.
I love you.
Good night, Chester.
I love you.
Good night, Bunnicula.
Wherever you are.
(WHISPERS) I love you.
Good night, Harold.
I love you.
I know.
And so, good night.
I'll be seeing you tomorrow.
(CAWING)
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
(CHUCKLING)
Allow me to introduce myself.
I am Grimbyte
of the Internet.
Have you ever noticed how
hateful people get when
they go online, hmm?
Well, that's my doing.
Harold, Harold, Harold,
Harold, Harold
Oh, hey, Chester.
-What's wrong?
-Look!
I create and feed on anger.
As you can imagine,
the Internet is the
perfect place for me.
You know, I absolutely loved
the emotional feast your
little Mina provided for me.
Maybe tomorrow
I'll bump it up a little.
(SNARLING)
(LAUGHING)
See how easy it is?
Careful, little bunny.
You might just be
my next meal. (CAWS)
No, wait! Wait!
What are you doing? No!
(GRUNTING)
Hey, wait for me!
Chester!
Whoa!
So this is the Internet.
-Chester!
-Harold!
That Grimbyte guy's trapped
us in the Internet.
Get us outta here.
What's it like in
there, you guys?
Well, it's a little like
"get us," but mostly like
-"outta here!"
-Okay.
-How 'bout this?
-Ow.
Ow! Ow, ow, Harold, ow, ow!
Maybe this'll work.
What's happening?
(LAUGHING)
What the Argh.
CHESTER: Harold,
what are you doing?
(WHISPERING)
Uh, say something smart,
say something smart.
I'm just randomly pushing keys
and hoping for the best.
My, my, my.
Mr. VonPerson in person.
And you brought your
little bunny Foo Foo, too.
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
Yeah, apparently we're
here to stop you from
messing with Mina?
I wonder.
How far will you go
to stop me?
Ugh, you know,
we don't really need
to go any further.
We could just
Aw, no, no, no
(SCREAMING)
(MOANING)
I landed on my blaster.
CHESTER: Looks like
we're in one of those
online space shooters.
Okay, I don't think
anyone has seen us yet.
-If we sneak away quietly
maybe we
-(BLASTER FIRING)
Who did that?
Spawn campers! Nuke 'em.
Fire!
Error? What the
No, no, no, no.
The anger is actually
giving him power.
Duh.
Ooh, ooh, ooh
I gotta help, I gotta help,
I gotta help, I gotta help
(GASPING)
-Ah!
-Huh?
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
(LAUGHING)
Ow, ow, ow, ooh, ow.
Super Corn Harvest?
How the heck did we get here?
This is all your
fault, you know.
-(TALKING GIBBERISH)
-(IMITATING BUNNICULA)
That was you just now,
in case you didn't know it.
(CHUCKLING)
That's right.
Dance, my puppets.
When are you going to learn to
talk so I can understand you?
Here, let me give you
your first lesson.
Everything is all your fault.
-(GROWLING)
-Let me hear you say it.
Dude, not cool!
(IMITATING CHESTER)
Oh, yeah? Okay.
So, you wanna throw corn, huh?
Take that!
(GRUNTING)
Stand still!
Ah!
I dare you to try that again.
(SCREAMING)
You can throw anything
you want at me,
you still can't Oh!
Now I'm gonna show
that short-tailed,
long-eared lagomorph.
(ENGINE STARTING)
(EXPLOSION)
(LAUGHING)
Eat hot corn!
Hey, what?
There's a cat in the corn?
Ugh, lame game.
(BEEPING)
Oh, hey.
Are you guys all right?
No. That Grimbyte guy
is making us do mean
things to each other.
He's just so good
at stirring up the hate.
Look, Bunnicula, I'm sorry
I got mad and chased
you with a combine.
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
(LAUGHING)
Oh, oh, oh.
How touching.
Don't get mad.
That's what he wants.
Harold, do something.
-What?
-I don't know.
-Do what you did last time.
-Okay.
-(LAUGHING)
I missed.
-Harold!
Okay, okay.
(BEEPING)
What? Oh no.
Oh! It's horrible!
Make it stop.
It's working!
It's hugely embarrassing,
but it's working.
Keep doing whatever
you're doing.
Okie-doke.
(BEEPING)
GRIMBYTE: No!
It's horrible.
Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no
(SOBBING)
No. No. Make it stop.
No, not all the kitties!
Oh, no,
they're purring, oh, no!
(CHIRPING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(GIGGLING AND SNORING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
Yeah, I don't get it.
(SIGHING)
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
(LAUGHING)
-I still don't know
what you're saying.
-Hey, guys?
-Do you want me to try to get
you out of there now?
-You know what?
As long as we're in here,
I wanna check something out.
I'll be right back.
Now, let's see.
It should be down
here on the, uh
There she is.
Oh, Molly. It's me,
Chet VonPerson IRL.
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
I'm never using
the Internet again.
(THEME SONG PLAYING)