Cheaters (2022) s01e14 Episode Script
Episode 14
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# You're never gonna change me
# You're ne'
# You're never gonna change me
# I was already changing
# You're never gonna change me
# You're ne'
# You're never gonna change me
# I was already changing
# I wish I could protect you
# But that was all wasted
# Flower something new #
You're having a proper breakfast,
aren't you?
Mm? Yeah. What's this?
I'm just saying, you're going to
want to fill that stomach,
cos it's going to be full
of alcohol later.
Am I allowed to know where we're
going yet? No. It's your sten do.
Well, yeah, it's yours too,
and I thought we said we weren't
going to call it that.
Well, "hag do" sounds worse.
But you can guess if you like.
OK. Erm, do I need my passport?
Well, I'm not made of money, mate.
Oh! Are we going to a strip club?
Obviously not. Well, Nina said she'd
boycott if we did.
I'll give you a clue.
It's somewhere that's very
meaningful to both of us.
Oh. Brighton.
What's in Brighton?
I took you there
for your 21st birthday.
Oh, yeah. No. Er
Eh-eh! You're out of time, pal. It's
just going to have to be a surprise.
I'll see you later. Love you.
Love you.
Bye. Bye.
Oh. Er, Zack.
Hi.
Just getting some supplies.
Off on our, erm
Well, I guess you'd call it
a bachelor party.
What? Oh. Me and,
me and Esther, erm,
we decided to get married.
So it's a joint
She finally decided to make
an honest man of you, huh?
Yeah.
That is a reallygreat suit. Looks
really, really great on you.
I mean, you look like you're in
The Strokes or something.
Yeah, my dad died.
Oh
Oh, my God. Really?
Yeah. Really.
Jesus. That's That's awful,
I'm really, really sorry, mate.
Well, thanks, man.
I appreciate it.
Just came to get some flowers.
I'm on my way to the crematorium.
There's a flower shop
by the station, you know?
OK. Yeah. Thanks.
Er, isFola meeting you there,
or?
She's gone. She left me. I think.
Right.
But, but she'll be
at the funeral, I?
Well, she hasn't returned
my calls,
so I guess she doesn't want to hear
from me. I haven't told her.
Oh.
I should get going.
See ya.
Not that it hasn't been an absolute
pleasure putting you up,
but do you actually have a plan
for what comes next?
I'm pretty sure you've been wearing
the same pants for a week.
Are you saying that you want me
off your sofa?
Because I just got you breakfast.
Oh, no, I appreciate that.
PHONE BUZZES
Oh-ho, interesting.
Shut up.
Hello?
Hello?
If this is a pocket dial,
I swear to God.
No. It's not, erm I'm here.
What do you want?
Fuck's sake, Josh.
I just saw Zack.
His dad died, Fola, and he said he
hadn't told you.
He was on his way
to the crematorium.
Hey.
What are you doing here, Esther?
I work here.
Not on a Saturday, you don't.
I just came to pick
a few things up.
Are you OK?
No. Not really.
Erm, oh, actually,
erm, while you're here,
I was wondering if I could ask
you a favour?
The The timing isn't great,
but I was wondering if
I could maybe possibly borrow
the school minibus for the day?
It's, it's for a hen do.
Whose hen do?
Mine.
You're getting married?
Yeah.
Since when?
Like, last weekend?
You were on my doorstep
last weekend.
Yeah. Er, yeah.
That was
That was helpful, actually.
It put things into perspective.
Right. Glad I could be of service.
Esther,
I say this as your friend,
and not as your boss,
or anything else.
I think you're going through
something at the moment.
And I think you'd be really silly
if you rushed into anything.
And you absolutely
cannot use the minibus.
We're ready for you now.
I'm here.
I'm here, I'm here.
I hate that I nearly missed it.
I don't think I could have
forgiven myself.
No, it was my fault.
We don't have to talk about it.
I'd like to.
It's something else
to think about at least.
I I don't even know
where we start.
Well, we're both sorry.
We can agree on that.
Yeah.
It's all new to me, this.
It's, it's confusing.
Maybe you shouldn't feel ashamed
about it.
I spent too much time being ashamed,
and it fucks you up.
I'll try.
Well, have you ever thought about
where it might come from?
Like, did you walk in
on your parents or?
Oh, Fola, gross, he just died.
Oh, sorry.
But no, I don't know.
All I know is, when I heard you,
I was angry,
and turned on, and I felt like,
relief.
Yeah, well, sex is a,
is a kind of pressure.
Big time. Andespecially if you're
as hot as we are.
People People assume
that you're good.
I assumed you were good when we
first started seeing each other.
I'm sorry I'm not.
You've always had a lot
to take care of
but I still think you should
probably see a therapist.
Yeah. Yeah, no shit. Mm.
Shall we go home?
# You're never gonna change me
# You're ne'
# You're never gonna change me
# I was already changing
# You're never gonna change me
# You're ne'
# You're never gonna change me
# I was already changing
# I wish I could protect you
# But that was all wasted
# Flower something new #
You're having a proper breakfast,
aren't you?
Mm? Yeah. What's this?
I'm just saying, you're going to
want to fill that stomach,
cos it's going to be full
of alcohol later.
Am I allowed to know where we're
going yet? No. It's your sten do.
Well, yeah, it's yours too,
and I thought we said we weren't
going to call it that.
Well, "hag do" sounds worse.
But you can guess if you like.
OK. Erm, do I need my passport?
Well, I'm not made of money, mate.
Oh! Are we going to a strip club?
Obviously not. Well, Nina said she'd
boycott if we did.
I'll give you a clue.
It's somewhere that's very
meaningful to both of us.
Oh. Brighton.
What's in Brighton?
I took you there
for your 21st birthday.
Oh, yeah. No. Er
Eh-eh! You're out of time, pal. It's
just going to have to be a surprise.
I'll see you later. Love you.
Love you.
Bye. Bye.
Oh. Er, Zack.
Hi.
Just getting some supplies.
Off on our, erm
Well, I guess you'd call it
a bachelor party.
What? Oh. Me and,
me and Esther, erm,
we decided to get married.
So it's a joint
She finally decided to make
an honest man of you, huh?
Yeah.
That is a reallygreat suit. Looks
really, really great on you.
I mean, you look like you're in
The Strokes or something.
Yeah, my dad died.
Oh
Oh, my God. Really?
Yeah. Really.
Jesus. That's That's awful,
I'm really, really sorry, mate.
Well, thanks, man.
I appreciate it.
Just came to get some flowers.
I'm on my way to the crematorium.
There's a flower shop
by the station, you know?
OK. Yeah. Thanks.
Er, isFola meeting you there,
or?
She's gone. She left me. I think.
Right.
But, but she'll be
at the funeral, I?
Well, she hasn't returned
my calls,
so I guess she doesn't want to hear
from me. I haven't told her.
Oh.
I should get going.
See ya.
Not that it hasn't been an absolute
pleasure putting you up,
but do you actually have a plan
for what comes next?
I'm pretty sure you've been wearing
the same pants for a week.
Are you saying that you want me
off your sofa?
Because I just got you breakfast.
Oh, no, I appreciate that.
PHONE BUZZES
Oh-ho, interesting.
Shut up.
Hello?
Hello?
If this is a pocket dial,
I swear to God.
No. It's not, erm I'm here.
What do you want?
Fuck's sake, Josh.
I just saw Zack.
His dad died, Fola, and he said he
hadn't told you.
He was on his way
to the crematorium.
Hey.
What are you doing here, Esther?
I work here.
Not on a Saturday, you don't.
I just came to pick
a few things up.
Are you OK?
No. Not really.
Erm, oh, actually,
erm, while you're here,
I was wondering if I could ask
you a favour?
The The timing isn't great,
but I was wondering if
I could maybe possibly borrow
the school minibus for the day?
It's, it's for a hen do.
Whose hen do?
Mine.
You're getting married?
Yeah.
Since when?
Like, last weekend?
You were on my doorstep
last weekend.
Yeah. Er, yeah.
That was
That was helpful, actually.
It put things into perspective.
Right. Glad I could be of service.
Esther,
I say this as your friend,
and not as your boss,
or anything else.
I think you're going through
something at the moment.
And I think you'd be really silly
if you rushed into anything.
And you absolutely
cannot use the minibus.
We're ready for you now.
I'm here.
I'm here, I'm here.
I hate that I nearly missed it.
I don't think I could have
forgiven myself.
No, it was my fault.
We don't have to talk about it.
I'd like to.
It's something else
to think about at least.
I I don't even know
where we start.
Well, we're both sorry.
We can agree on that.
Yeah.
It's all new to me, this.
It's, it's confusing.
Maybe you shouldn't feel ashamed
about it.
I spent too much time being ashamed,
and it fucks you up.
I'll try.
Well, have you ever thought about
where it might come from?
Like, did you walk in
on your parents or?
Oh, Fola, gross, he just died.
Oh, sorry.
But no, I don't know.
All I know is, when I heard you,
I was angry,
and turned on, and I felt like,
relief.
Yeah, well, sex is a,
is a kind of pressure.
Big time. Andespecially if you're
as hot as we are.
People People assume
that you're good.
I assumed you were good when we
first started seeing each other.
I'm sorry I'm not.
You've always had a lot
to take care of
but I still think you should
probably see a therapist.
Yeah. Yeah, no shit. Mm.
Shall we go home?