DC Super Hero Girls (2019) s01e14 Episode Script
From Bat to Worse
1 [theme song playing.]
When super me Becomes super we Suddenly, magically Pretty automatically Crushing it side by side Look out, world We're Super Hero Girls Now that we're together Gonna get that super life! Wow! [Jessica.]
Where do you want this lamp? Oh, over there.
[chanting.]
Well, what do you think? I [yelling.]
love it! It's even better than my old room.
I'm starting to think Metropolis just might, sort of, possibly be kind of a little bit better than Gotham.
[squealing.]
Whoops, looks like we forgot one.
- Is something wrong? - No.
It's just that I'll never forget that beautiful summer's day in Gotham city.
[people screaming.]
[cat meowing.]
[helicopter whirring.]
[gasps.]
This is it, Bat Knight, old buddy, old pal.
Tonight we show Batman what we got.
Tonight, we cannot be denied.
Tonight, we finally join Team Bat.
Batman, this is Commissioner Gordon.
We're on our way, but you may have to stop the robbery on your own.
Not if I can help it.
[grunting.]
[gasps.]
[dramatic music playing.]
Wait, come back! You forgot your new teammate.
He's already got a teammate, twerp.
Oh! What's that? [sarcastically.]
Is that your little dolly? Bat Knight's no dolly, he's my side-kick.
My back up.
[yelling.]
He's the bomb! [laughs sarcastically.]
[sarcastically.]
"Da bomb!" Face it, bat shrimp.
Batman don't want no little baby girls crampin' his style.
So why don't you just go home and play with your little dolls? [laughing.]
Barbara, what are you doing here? - Dad? - It's okay, honey.
Oh, this is all my fault.
I never should have agreed to work in such a horrible, crime-ridden place.
- But Dad - Someday, I'm gonna get you outta here, Barbara.
Gotham City is no place for a family.
How did Robin get to be Batman's sidekick? He's not even on theme.
So, after that, I worked and practiced and studied, improving my skills to get Batman to notice me.
But then, we moved away before it could happen.
- And now - And now you have us! And a girls night out at Sweet Justice.
Oh, man! You two go without me.
Mom's working late, and in this house that means [woman singing.]
Princess Pumpkin Pants Heiress to the crown [all singing.]
She's got a grin that's saccharin And sweetest in her town Oops, forgot the popcorn.
Can't have daddy-daughter date night without popcorn.
[chuckles.]
No, it's okay, Dad.
[sighs.]
[phone blaring.]
O-M-Jeepers, is that the Batphone? [squealing.]
[yelling.]
Dad! Dad, phone! - Dad! Dad, phone! - [loud popping.]
[blaring continues.]
[grunting.]
Commissioner Gordon here.
What's shaking, Batman? [Batman speaking indistinctly.]
Uh, could you repeat that, Batman? I'm all old and stuff and my hearing's not so good.
[Robin.]
Batman says there's a big-time villain headed your way.
A Gotham villain, capisce? At the Metropolis pesticide plant.
You gonna give us back-up or what? [Gordon.]
You want butter on your popcorn, Pumpkin Pants? - No, thanks.
- [Robin.]
What was that? [clears throat.]
That was me, I call myself Pumpkin Pants sometimes.
Anyhoo, gotta go.
See you there.
This is it, Bat Knight, old buddy, old pal.
Tonight we're gonna show Batman what we got.
Tonight we cannot be denied.
Tonight we join [Gordon.]
Popcorn time! [yawns.]
Gosh, I'm pooped all of a sudden.
I might turn in early.
But what about daddy-daughter date night? - It was a good one.
Good night! - But You love Princess Pumpkin Pants.
[dramatic music playing.]
[phone blaring.]
Batman? Wait.
What are you talking about? [sighs.]
All right, but hurry up.
I've got dishes to do.
[car starting.]
If we pull this off, Bat Knight, I see big opportunities in our future.
I see glory, I see Dad? [man on stereo.]
Communicating With Your Teenage Daughter, chapter one.
So, your little girl is growing up.
Does it seem like she's avoiding you? Look around, she may be closer than you think.
[grunts.]
[squealing.]
[man on stereo.]
It's quite common for your teenage daughter to look for ways to avoid you.
[yelling.]
Watch out! [engine accelerating.]
[engine spluttering.]
Whoa! [man on stereo.]
In the end, she'll find her way back.
Chapter two, Missing The Obvious.
[coughing.]
[slow instrumental music playing.]
[gasps.]
Oh, come on! [engine accelerating.]
[beeping.]
Sorry, Dad, I love you, but you're totally smothering me.
[engine accelerating.]
[rock 'n' roll music playing.]
Batman's not here yet.
Score! He won't believe his eyes when he shows up and we've taken care of it.
[dramatic music playing.]
All right, villain.
Show yourself! - [rumbling.]
- Huh? [gasps.]
Whoa! [grunts.]
[gasps.]
Poison Ivy! How curious.
For a moment there I could have sworn you were Batman.
Really? Was it the costume specifically, or the ninja skills, or - Put her in the ground, my lovelies.
- [venus flytraps snarling.]
- [venus flytraps screeching.]
- [yelling.]
[roaring.]
[groaning.]
Huh? Sorry, but I gotta make like a tree and leave.
[dramatic music playing.]
Race you to the finish "vine.
" [grunting.]
Seriously? [whimpering.]
[dramatic music playing.]
[gasping.]
Leave me alone! [whimpers.]
Where are you, Batman? Where are you, Bat signal? [Poison Ivy.]
That silly little thing only shines in the polluted skies over Gotham.
I tried to save that toxic cesspool, but Gotham is lost.
Nothing green will ever grow there again.
I can still save Metropolis, though.
Return it to the glorious forest it once was.
Would you like to know how? [glass breaking.]
By destroying all the pests! [grunts.]
Humans are vermin in the garden of life.
Locusts, termites, cockroaches! I'll exterminate them all.
[sighs in exhaustion.]
Nothing can stop me.
Not even a silly little girl in a costume.
What's this? You bought your dumb little dolly to fight me? You're even sillier than I thought.
[cackling.]
He's not a dolly.
[yelling.]
He's the bomb! - [dramatic music playing.]
- [beeping.]
[grunts.]
[yelling.]
No! [beeping rapidly.]
[coughing.]
My darlings, what has she done to you? [breathing heavily.]
Huh? Not bad for a silly little girl and her - dumb little dolly.
- [groans.]
[Batgirl whistling.]
[engine revs.]
[gasps.]
Batman! [gasps.]
Dad? Uh, I mean [in deep voice.]
Hi, Commissioner Gordon.
What's shakin'? Batgirl? What are you doing here? Oh, you know, just nippin' some crime in the bud.
[groaning.]
[cell phone ringing.]
Hello, Batman.
[Batman speaking indistinctly.]
No, don't worry.
Everything's been taken care of.
By Batgirl.
Yes, that's right.
Ivy's in custody.
Thanks to Batgirl.
So you don't need to come.
To see Batgirl.
Uh, all righty then, I'm going home.
Thanks for the help, Batgirl.
Ah, you're welcome, Dad.
[in deep voice.]
Uh, I mean, dad of some lucky kid.
If you have a kid, of course.
'Cause I would never know such information.
I wonder why you're not Batman's sidekick.
I always thought you were way more capable than that Robin twerp.
He's not even on theme.
- [dramatic music playing.]
- Ooh! Do me a favor.
Don't mention this to Batman.
[amusing instrumental music playing.]
Everything okay, Pumpkin Pants? Yeah, Dad.
Just loving daddy-daughter date night.
Me, too.
- [music continues playing.]
- [both singing.]
Princess Pumpkin Pants Heiress to the crown She's got a grin that's saccharin And the sweetest in her town [theme music playing.]
When super me Becomes super we Suddenly, magically Pretty automatically Crushing it side by side Look out, world We're Super Hero Girls Now that we're together Gonna get that super life! Wow! [Jessica.]
Where do you want this lamp? Oh, over there.
[chanting.]
Well, what do you think? I [yelling.]
love it! It's even better than my old room.
I'm starting to think Metropolis just might, sort of, possibly be kind of a little bit better than Gotham.
[squealing.]
Whoops, looks like we forgot one.
- Is something wrong? - No.
It's just that I'll never forget that beautiful summer's day in Gotham city.
[people screaming.]
[cat meowing.]
[helicopter whirring.]
[gasps.]
This is it, Bat Knight, old buddy, old pal.
Tonight we show Batman what we got.
Tonight, we cannot be denied.
Tonight, we finally join Team Bat.
Batman, this is Commissioner Gordon.
We're on our way, but you may have to stop the robbery on your own.
Not if I can help it.
[grunting.]
[gasps.]
[dramatic music playing.]
Wait, come back! You forgot your new teammate.
He's already got a teammate, twerp.
Oh! What's that? [sarcastically.]
Is that your little dolly? Bat Knight's no dolly, he's my side-kick.
My back up.
[yelling.]
He's the bomb! [laughs sarcastically.]
[sarcastically.]
"Da bomb!" Face it, bat shrimp.
Batman don't want no little baby girls crampin' his style.
So why don't you just go home and play with your little dolls? [laughing.]
Barbara, what are you doing here? - Dad? - It's okay, honey.
Oh, this is all my fault.
I never should have agreed to work in such a horrible, crime-ridden place.
- But Dad - Someday, I'm gonna get you outta here, Barbara.
Gotham City is no place for a family.
How did Robin get to be Batman's sidekick? He's not even on theme.
So, after that, I worked and practiced and studied, improving my skills to get Batman to notice me.
But then, we moved away before it could happen.
- And now - And now you have us! And a girls night out at Sweet Justice.
Oh, man! You two go without me.
Mom's working late, and in this house that means [woman singing.]
Princess Pumpkin Pants Heiress to the crown [all singing.]
She's got a grin that's saccharin And sweetest in her town Oops, forgot the popcorn.
Can't have daddy-daughter date night without popcorn.
[chuckles.]
No, it's okay, Dad.
[sighs.]
[phone blaring.]
O-M-Jeepers, is that the Batphone? [squealing.]
[yelling.]
Dad! Dad, phone! - Dad! Dad, phone! - [loud popping.]
[blaring continues.]
[grunting.]
Commissioner Gordon here.
What's shaking, Batman? [Batman speaking indistinctly.]
Uh, could you repeat that, Batman? I'm all old and stuff and my hearing's not so good.
[Robin.]
Batman says there's a big-time villain headed your way.
A Gotham villain, capisce? At the Metropolis pesticide plant.
You gonna give us back-up or what? [Gordon.]
You want butter on your popcorn, Pumpkin Pants? - No, thanks.
- [Robin.]
What was that? [clears throat.]
That was me, I call myself Pumpkin Pants sometimes.
Anyhoo, gotta go.
See you there.
This is it, Bat Knight, old buddy, old pal.
Tonight we're gonna show Batman what we got.
Tonight we cannot be denied.
Tonight we join [Gordon.]
Popcorn time! [yawns.]
Gosh, I'm pooped all of a sudden.
I might turn in early.
But what about daddy-daughter date night? - It was a good one.
Good night! - But You love Princess Pumpkin Pants.
[dramatic music playing.]
[phone blaring.]
Batman? Wait.
What are you talking about? [sighs.]
All right, but hurry up.
I've got dishes to do.
[car starting.]
If we pull this off, Bat Knight, I see big opportunities in our future.
I see glory, I see Dad? [man on stereo.]
Communicating With Your Teenage Daughter, chapter one.
So, your little girl is growing up.
Does it seem like she's avoiding you? Look around, she may be closer than you think.
[grunts.]
[squealing.]
[man on stereo.]
It's quite common for your teenage daughter to look for ways to avoid you.
[yelling.]
Watch out! [engine accelerating.]
[engine spluttering.]
Whoa! [man on stereo.]
In the end, she'll find her way back.
Chapter two, Missing The Obvious.
[coughing.]
[slow instrumental music playing.]
[gasps.]
Oh, come on! [engine accelerating.]
[beeping.]
Sorry, Dad, I love you, but you're totally smothering me.
[engine accelerating.]
[rock 'n' roll music playing.]
Batman's not here yet.
Score! He won't believe his eyes when he shows up and we've taken care of it.
[dramatic music playing.]
All right, villain.
Show yourself! - [rumbling.]
- Huh? [gasps.]
Whoa! [grunts.]
[gasps.]
Poison Ivy! How curious.
For a moment there I could have sworn you were Batman.
Really? Was it the costume specifically, or the ninja skills, or - Put her in the ground, my lovelies.
- [venus flytraps snarling.]
- [venus flytraps screeching.]
- [yelling.]
[roaring.]
[groaning.]
Huh? Sorry, but I gotta make like a tree and leave.
[dramatic music playing.]
Race you to the finish "vine.
" [grunting.]
Seriously? [whimpering.]
[dramatic music playing.]
[gasping.]
Leave me alone! [whimpers.]
Where are you, Batman? Where are you, Bat signal? [Poison Ivy.]
That silly little thing only shines in the polluted skies over Gotham.
I tried to save that toxic cesspool, but Gotham is lost.
Nothing green will ever grow there again.
I can still save Metropolis, though.
Return it to the glorious forest it once was.
Would you like to know how? [glass breaking.]
By destroying all the pests! [grunts.]
Humans are vermin in the garden of life.
Locusts, termites, cockroaches! I'll exterminate them all.
[sighs in exhaustion.]
Nothing can stop me.
Not even a silly little girl in a costume.
What's this? You bought your dumb little dolly to fight me? You're even sillier than I thought.
[cackling.]
He's not a dolly.
[yelling.]
He's the bomb! - [dramatic music playing.]
- [beeping.]
[grunts.]
[yelling.]
No! [beeping rapidly.]
[coughing.]
My darlings, what has she done to you? [breathing heavily.]
Huh? Not bad for a silly little girl and her - dumb little dolly.
- [groans.]
[Batgirl whistling.]
[engine revs.]
[gasps.]
Batman! [gasps.]
Dad? Uh, I mean [in deep voice.]
Hi, Commissioner Gordon.
What's shakin'? Batgirl? What are you doing here? Oh, you know, just nippin' some crime in the bud.
[groaning.]
[cell phone ringing.]
Hello, Batman.
[Batman speaking indistinctly.]
No, don't worry.
Everything's been taken care of.
By Batgirl.
Yes, that's right.
Ivy's in custody.
Thanks to Batgirl.
So you don't need to come.
To see Batgirl.
Uh, all righty then, I'm going home.
Thanks for the help, Batgirl.
Ah, you're welcome, Dad.
[in deep voice.]
Uh, I mean, dad of some lucky kid.
If you have a kid, of course.
'Cause I would never know such information.
I wonder why you're not Batman's sidekick.
I always thought you were way more capable than that Robin twerp.
He's not even on theme.
- [dramatic music playing.]
- Ooh! Do me a favor.
Don't mention this to Batman.
[amusing instrumental music playing.]
Everything okay, Pumpkin Pants? Yeah, Dad.
Just loving daddy-daughter date night.
Me, too.
- [music continues playing.]
- [both singing.]
Princess Pumpkin Pants Heiress to the crown She's got a grin that's saccharin And the sweetest in her town [theme music playing.]