Erky Perky (2006) s01e14 Episode Script

Crazy!
Life was good
on Hot Dog Stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
(bright percussion music)
- [Perky] I feel like a snail.
- [Erky] Perky, come
on, try to move faster.
Ow! That was my foot!
- [Perky] Sorry,
it's too dark in here.
- [Erky] Oh, it's great, you
get to travel around Kitchen,
totally unseen by anyone.
- [Perky] (whimpers) I
don't like being invisible.
- [Erky] Stop complaining.
Ow!
- [Perky] Sorry, can't
we live someplace else?
- [Erky] Could you find
us a better place to live?
- [Perky] No, but Frenzel could.
- [Erky] Ha!
The only thing Frenzel gives
away for free is bodgy ooze.
- [Perky] Well, we can pay him.
We've got six crumbs.
- [Erky] We're living
here and that's final.
(thimble crashing)
(Perky moaning)
(Erky and Perky moaning)
- Well, look who's here.
My old pal, Jerky.
- Erky.
- Whatever.
(laughs) Your idea?
- I call it an RV,
Room with View.
- Pathetic.
Want somewhere better to live?
- Uh, maybe, maybe not.
- We've got crumbs to pay you.
- Say no more!
I'll find you two
the perfect home.
A crumb-back guarantee
if you're not happy.
- Well, that's great.
Isn't that great, Erky?
- Maybe, maybe not.
How much will it cost?
- That depends.
How much you got?
- Four crumbs.
- Six crumbs.
(Erky groaning)
- Isn't that something?
My fees is exactly six crumbs.
- (giggles) Aren't
we lucky, Erky?
Frenzel's fee is exactly the
number of crumbs we have.
- Yeah, that's a real surprise.
(bright percussion music)
- The best thing
about a fixer-upper,
you don't have to worry
about another bug's idea
of decorating.
- (gulps and chews)
I love it! (chews)
- (whimpers) It's a little
cold, don't you think?
- Must you always
poop the party, Perky?
Look on the bright
side occasionally.
(feet squishing)
- Well, this is kinda fun.
- (slaps Perky) Attaboy!
Enjoy, fellas.
Pleasure doing business
with yous. (chuckles)
(mysterious instrumental music)
(Erky and Perky snoring)
(stamp sizzling)
- I know I said I was
cold, but now it's too hot.
(air steaming)
- Mm, yummy, barbecue!
(Erky moaning)
(screams) It's me!
(Erky screaming)
(Erky and Perky screaming)
(exciting instrumental music)
- Don't worry, I
guarantee this next place
is 100% flame-free.
- (panting) Wow, I can see
all of Kitchen from up here.
- Okay, normally I
wouldn't let this baby go
for under 10 crumbs, but
today, I'm feeling generous.
(Perky whimpering and panting)
- Perky, don't you love it?
(Perky whimpering)
- Course he loves it, gotta go.
- Ah, get a load of that view.
(Perky screaming)
- (whimpers) You know
heights make me dizzy.
- Open your eyes.
- (whimpers)
I'm afraid I'll fall.
- There.
You can't fall.
- Gee, thanks, Erky.
(Perky screaming)
- This isn't good.
(Perky wheezing and groaning)
- Hey, Frenzel, I
love my new RV.
- Huh?
(Perky groaning)
- Okay, here you go.
You can't get any
closer to the ground
than actually being on the
ground. (convulsing slightly)
(Erky sniffs the air)
Picky, picky, picky.
I can't handle this stress.
- The aroma of
garbage is a nice touch.
- Not too hot or too cold?
- Mm, a bug could
be very happy here.
- Whew.
(Erky and Perky murmuring)
- If it isn't What's-this-bug
and Who's-its.
- Well, hi, Moldy.
Welcome to our new home.
- Where am I?
- He starts
talking, I'm walking.
- Let me tell you about the
time my pet gnat ran away.
I had a pet gnat, because
I liked gnats back then.
Back in those days, we
called all our pets Rusty.
Pet gnat, called it Rusty.
Pet aphid, called it Rusty.
I had a piece of string.
I called it Rusty, 'cause
we called all our pets Rusty.
- This is my last property.
It's dirty and it's private.
Oh, I heard a rumor,
there's a secret passage
down to Mad Margret's
lair, somewhere here.
- Wow, who better to sneak down
and eat all her yummy food
than her new next-floor neighbor?
- So, you happy?
(Perky sneezes)
- Yes.
- No.
(Frenzel convulsing)
- We can't stay here.
- (convulsing) Of
course you can't.
- (starts to sneeze) Something
is making me sneeze.
- (gasps) Perky, it's
probably Sajuica's scent.
Remember, she's right
under your feet. (moans)
- Sajuica? (giggles)
Here?
(romantic harp music)
(Mad Margret snoring)
(picture frame crashing)
(Mad Margret snoring)
Erky, Erky, a monster's
coming to get us.
(Mad Margret snoring)
- There's no such
thing as monsters.
- Oh, yeah, I forgot.
(Mad Margret snoring)
A ghost is coming to get us.
(Mad Margret snoring)
(Erky and Perky screaming)
(exciting percussion music)
(Erky and Perky screaming)
- What, what, what?
- You have to find
us another home.
- No!
No!
Leave me alone!
(Erky groaning)
- We have a deal.
- You promised
you'd make us happy.
- I can't!
Nothing will make you happy.
It's impossible.
- That's not true.
- We want something
with a lot of room.
- But small, and sunny.
- But shady and very private.
- [Perky] Private with lots
and lots of friendly neighbors.
- [Erky] It has to be warm.
- [Perky] Right, yeah, the
cooler end of warm, though.
- We have a
crumb-back guarantee.
- Here.
Take your crumbs! (groans)
Face it, you two should
never live together!
- Well, who would've guessed it?
- I know.
- After all these years
of being together,
we actually have
nothing in common.
- Yeah.
- So it's time to say
goodbye, Perky, old pal.
Two become one.
- Don't you mean
one becomes two?
See, we were together as
one, now we're not together,
so we're two.
- No, it's simple, watch.
We lived together,
we were two bugs.
Now we live apart, one
and one, me and you.
- Well then, who
are these two guys?
- (sighs) Are you gonna be okay?
- Mm-hmm.
- As soon as I'm
settled, I'll have you over
for a grease party.
- Oh, sounds like fun.
So
- So
See you around.
(Perky screaming)
- (whimpers) Move
the leaves for me, Erky.
There might be
something under them, I
Oh.
Oh yeah, I forgot.
No Erky. (sobbing)
(mournful violin music)
(Erky groans)
- Perky, will you
hang on to that end?
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
No Perky.
(sad instrumental music)
(Perky snoring)
(leaves crackling)
- (screams) Get it off me!
Get it off me!
(Erky snoring)
(Perky screaming
in the distance)
- What was that?
Who's there?
(Erky growling)
- (laughs nervously) Silly me.
(growling in the distance)
(Perky screams)
(Erky growling)
- Show yourself,
you hideous beast!
Perky!
- Erky!
What are you doing here?
- I've decided to live here.
- Well, but you can't.
I'm living here.
- Isn't it too dark for you?
- Well, not really.
During the day, just
spread those leaves,
the sun pours in.
Isn't it too quiet for you?
- No, I like it.
- Really?
Me, too.
- Really?
I was thinking, if
you like it, and I like it,
no, it's a crazy idea.
- You wanna have a picnic now?
- No, let's live together!
- Wow, that's a way better idea.
Yeah, let's do that.
- Come on, grab your stuff.
- I'm always packing
and unpacking.
- It doesn't matter to me.
You can always pack
up my stuff if you'd prefer.
- Okay.
- You know, Perky,
I did miss you.
- Oh, really?
That's a very kind
thing to say, Erky.
- [Erky] Yeah, I was all
alone and I got this terrible itch
in the middle of my back,
and I just couldn't reach it.
- [Perky] Where?
Here?
- [Erky] No, down a bit lower.
Yeah.
- [Perky] Well, there.
- [Erky] No, up a bit higher.
Yes, that's it, oh, yeah.
Yeah, Perky, my friend,
what would I do without you?
(lively instrumental music)