Ride (2016) s01e14 Episode Script

1 Maybe you could go out into the village later for a little outing.
Yeah, I don't know.
Or we could beg the cook to let us make one of those ice cream Saturday things.
Is that what they're called? Maybe.
Good morning.
May I borrow you for a moment? Um, sure.
I have news for you, and I think it will make you very happy.
Well, good luck with that.
I'm not in a great mood today.
Well, that's about to change.
Okay.
Try me.
I didn't tell you last night because I wasn't sure, but now I'm quite certain.
I found TK.
Are you serious?! (BELL RINGS) Right to the wire.
Good morning, all.
The first topic today is surely going to be your very favourite.
The upcoming midterm examinations.
As you - You're sure? You're sure that it's TK? My TK? Quite sure.
But for now, you have to try to keep the information secret.
We cannot have Lady Covington alerted.
What do we do next? How do we get to France? TK is not in France.
My information puts him in the next county.
He's here? Lady Covington lied about where she sent him? It seems a feasible explanation.
SALLY: Did the two of you have something to add? Your midterm review schedule was perfect, Ms.
Warrington.
I'm sure we will all succeed.
We could hardly fail after all your diligent work.
Thank you, Nav.
(CLEARS THROAT) These handouts will remind you of which authors we will be reviewing.
Come on up.
One county over? What are we still doing here? We need a solid plan.
Tomorrow's Saturday.
It should be easier to slip away.
Could we ask your father if - No.
He's not been pro me finding TK.
Are you up for an adventure tomorrow? Always.
I'm going to find my horse.
ANYA: We need to do something for her.
She still doesn't have her happy face back.
You know the one she had before TK went away? You know what she needs? A surprise dinner.
Right? With like awesome comfort food, and - You're just saying that because you're hungry.
Okay, yeah, usually true.
I just kind of feel like Kit just needs something that says home.
What if we threw her like a real Thanksgiving dinner? Right? We'll invite us, and Nav and Will.
I like it! Bam! You know, killed it! By making her turducken.
Okay, now you're speaking another language.
Oh, it's a chicken in a duck, right, stuffed inside a turkey.
It's good.
That sounds ambitious.
We don't have the whole day.
Who says that you don't? I could get a car, get her to the village - Yeah, but we need a permission slip, and a guardian - Leave that with me.
If anyone asks, say that you just saw us.
Okay.
Oh, pie! We could have pie! Okay, small reality check.
How are we going to cook all of this? That is a question for my future self, okay? Don't rain your logic down on the artist! Right? Mashed potatoes, son! Gravy, right! We can have gravy! Oh, it's going to be great! Just the five of us! We always have the best time.
I should learn to make stuffing.
So what are you doing today? Nothing.
Why? What have you heard? Nothing.
Why are you being weird? I'm not.
Why are you being weird? I'm kind of doing something with Nav, but I don't know if I'm supposed to tell you what.
I already know.
He's taking you out in town so we can make - Make me what? We're making you a turducken.
To cheer you up about TK and stuff.
I promised I'd never lie to you again, and I guess that makes me terrible at keeping secrets.
Promise to act surprised? I will be if you actually pull that off.
It does sound a bit challenging, but Josh assures me that cooking one is no problemo.
So Nav's in on the turducken plan.
We just really wanted to cheer you up.
I can't wait for dinner! But seriously, wait a long time because I'm not quite sure I trust Josh on the whole no problemo thing.
Probably smart.
(GIGGLES) You're so good.
RUDY: Morning.
I can see you're enjoying some peace and quiet.
Don't worry.
You won't even know I'm here.
COMPUTER: Time to play Goody Craft.
Sorry.
Clicked the wrong doo-hickey.
Do you need some help? No, all good.
COMPUTER: Are you sure you want to delete all files? COMPUTER: Delete all files.
Quite seriously - Nah, I got it.
COMPUTER: Oh, I see.
Call 403-555 - Would you please allow me - Oh.
Oh.
Hey, Kit.
You were going to give me some help with that thing.
I need to make a call.
Um, I can't, dad.
I have a really urgent study sesh.
You know, midterms.
Am I right? I have to re-read Austen, and Bronte and Bieber.
Ha! Just making sure you were listening.
I get really hungry when I read Dickens.
Please sir, can I have some more? More carbs.
It helps me concentrate.
Any who, bye.
Enjoy your crossword, Ms.
Sally.
By the way, five across is apologetic.
Oh.
The cook says we can't use the kitchen.
Insurance purposes, or whatever.
Are you kidding me? What does he think we're going to do? Burn down the kitchen.
As if we're ever going to burn down Actually, he's got somewhat of a good point there.
Okay, blah, blah.
ANYA: So what do we do? What's the next plan? Do we cancel? No! No, we just kind of go stealth.
You know, find another place, another stove.
Ah, Mr.
B.
Do you think we could use your camping equipment? That what now? What part? Oh, just the part that heats up and cooks food.
You know.
I'm not lending you a stove unless I know - LADY C: What on earth? A stove? We'd like to cook Kit a turdust- a dirtkin? Turkey? We just call it a three bird roast? Why would you be cooking such a thing for Katherine? I was just asking Lady Covington where Kit was.
Have you seen her? Our room.
Dining hall? Classroom.
Music, yeah.
The music classrooms.
I see.
Well, if you'll excuse us.
Can we use the cook top thing? Oh, I'll leave that to Mr.
Bridge's discretion.
Come by and pick it up later.
Oh, what time is dinner? Uh, seven.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Excellent.
I'll see you then.
Oh! Have you forgotten it's rather rude to discuss a party in front of somebody who's not invited? Unless, of course - Yes, Elaine! I've been looking for you everywhere.
We'd like to invite you.
See you at seven.
Alright.
Excellent.
Anyone else you'd like to invite? You know, first formers, people from the village? Blurt followers? (LAUGHS) You're such a wooly! No, don't! RUDY: I sure appreciate you helping me out with this.
Yeah, no, it's fine.
It's a doddle.
Type your password in there.
Rudy, one, two, three, four.
Same one I use for everything.
That's a little bit concerning.
And then we click - Hey, I did it! You know, Kit must have showed me how to do that seven times, and I never got it until now.
Well, maybe you're just an eighth try kind of guy.
If you can teach me how to do this, you can do anything.
(LAUGHS) You think I'm an eighth try kind of guy, as well? Some things in life are worth fighting for, son.
Hey.
Hey.
SARAH: Rudy Bridges.
I just can't believe it's really you.
Sarah, how are you? It's been too long.
Oh! JOSH: Hello! Anybody here? Eww! (CELL PHONE RINGS) Hello? FACT CHECKER: Yes, hello.
Liz Morton here, from Dish Quarterly.
Yes, hi.
FACT CHECKER: I'm the fact checker for Daisy Rooney's piece.
On your school? Oh, right.
How's that going? FACT CHECKER: Very well.
Just a few questions to make sure we have our facts straight.
Oh, you know what? I'm sure everything is fine.
I gotta run.
I am so excited! You are a miracle! Finding TK, getting us the car.
It's such a great plan.
A Nav Andrada plan always works.
(LAUGHS) Going somewhere? How did you - LADY C: Students may only leave the premises with written permission, and accompanied by a chaperone.
Unless you would like me to accompany you wherever it is that you're going? LADY C: A week's detention.
I trust during that time you will see the error of your ways.
Now straight inside.
Yes, ma'am.
Meet me in the stables in fifteen minutes.
It's time to try a Kit Bridges plan.
ANYA: I think we're up to seven people.
Is Will coming? If there's food and Kit, he's coming.
You know, it's going to be okay.
You know, we have lots of parsley.
Why do we have so much parsley? It was like the only thing left in the school garden, along with whatever this is.
It's going to be fine.
Really? Because I'm thinking we might have a slight problem unless we're only serving starters to one small child.
Trust me.
Are you sure about this? Yeah.
Hop on.
We got places to be.
I just, we shouldn't leave the property so soon after getting caught.
I'm going to find TK today.
If you don't want to come, just tell me where he is.
Come on.
Clock's ticking.
Wait.
Do you not know how to ride a bike? KIT: That makes the Kit Bridges escape plan a little trickier.
Okay, you have to keep a certain speed, though.
If you go too slow then you're going to tumble and fizzle off.
Got it.
How do you not know how to ride a bike? My father would always say that's why we had drivers.
He would buy me horses, but he drew the line at a bicycle.
Okay, now don't over-steer.
And don't over-think.
You'll get it.
There you go! There you go! That's it! Oh! Nav! You fizzled.
Well, you said I'd get it.
ANYA: It's raw! It's totally raw! JOSH: How much time do we have? A few hours.
Josh, I - Okay, just don't be a hater, okay? Just trust in the power of Josh.
WILL: Hey, have you guys seen Kit? I've been looking for her everywhere.
I've got this idea to make her more comfortable on another horse.
Uh, she was studying.
WILL: On Saturday? Yeah.
Right.
Anya? Oh, you too? Right, okay.
Well, if you see her then, send her to the stables? And Josh, are you going to serve one of those each? (LAUGHS) Mate! I think it's time to admit defeat, and call the pizza man.
A Luders never surrenders.
Is that like your family motto? Should be.
We get in a lot of surrender-ish kind of situations.
KIT: Nav, look at you! You're looking great! Almost ready for the Tour de France.
(LAUGHS) Might need a few more tips.
Are we close? Let me check my satnav.
Oh, you would say PGS.
GPS.
(LAUGHTER) Oh, we would also say don't give your GPS a bath.
It must have happened when I dropped my rucksack in the puddle.
Oh, man! I must have left my phone in the tack room.
How are we ever going to get there? I think we might have a secondary disaster.
A snack related disaster.
Okay.
So now what? Well, I refuse to give up.
It's simply not in my nature.
And that is why we are friends, Nav Andrada.
Well, the stables are due north, and that is north.
So we'll just have to take it as the crow flies.
Take a lovely walk through the super dense woods? Call it a short cut.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) ELAINE: She's not in there.
Do you know where she's gone? With Nav.
I saw them leave the school together a couple of hours ago.
How do you know? I saw them take off on bikes.
Probably gone to London so we'll have to panic for a couple of days.
I thought I should tell Lady Covington.
Why? Why would you do that? Because rules are rules.
Do you really love rules that much? No one asked me to the dinner.
I mean, they did eventually.
But only after Lady Covington made them.
Well, sometimes you can be a little tough to approach.
But sometimes the person you don't invite has gone to an accredited cooking school every half term, and actually likes to help.
Sometimes that person can make Beef Wellington, and lobster risotto.
And a chocolate chestnut roulade that would make you weep.
I'd really like to try that one day.
It's so good that the tears you cry are real chocolate.
(LAUGHS) I don't mean to be tough to approach.
Why don't we see if there's anything we can do to help.
What happened? Well, I couldn't see as far as I thought I might.
Then I had a small disagreement with a river.
But I did find berries.
Oh, nightshade.
We can't eat those.
What about the red ones? Oh, no.
Forgive me.
I'm not trying to poison you.
I admit I'm a little bit out of my element.
There is nothing to forgive.
We just grew up doing different stuff.
My family used to do survival weekends all the time back home.
You have better talents.
You found TK.
Well, for now I've just found a way for us to be stranded and starving in the middle of the woods.
I don't think I've ever had these guys before.
(COUGHING) Kit! Kit! What do I - They're whortleberries.
And they're delicious.
Not funny! Oh, come on! It was a little funny.
(HORSE WHINNIES) Was that? Why does it have to be such a big wall? There's no gate.
How are we going to get in? We could try walking the permitter of the property, but it's immense.
How could we have come this far, and gone through this much, and still not get to see him? I'm here, TK.
Kit, let me give you a boost.
What? At least you'd be able to see over the wall.
I see him! TK! TK! STABLE HAND: What do you think you're doing? That horse is dangerous! Stop! Stop, or I'll call the police! I'm not giving up on you, TK! (HORSE WHINNIES) ANYA: Did it shrink? It looks like it came out of the dryer.
You look like someone stabbed you.
I have so much respect for my mom right now.
Like, she could do this for thirty, no sweat.
Can you get her here in an hour? Lady C is coming! ELAINE: I can help.
JOSH: Why, dude? We're killing it here.
That's not what I heard.
Is that what you're serving? He said he had turducken in his veins.
I don't think I actually said that.
Okay, Josh, get me a frying pan.
Anya, start dicing.
Carrots, onions, whatever you have.
What are we making? Would you ask that of Nigella Lawson? Uh - Potato and parsley soup, and a little cornish hen fricassee.
It's going to be delicious.
Are you sure? Don't just stand there! Chop! Dice! Well, what should I do? Wheedle a dessert from somewhere.
You need to know which battles to choose.
A lesson for you there, Joshua.
Move! Okay, okay! IT: We were so close this whole time! Well, now that you know Lady Covington wasn't being honest, there's something you can do.
None of this would have happened without you.
Thank you so much! What, for getting us lost, and leaving you more frustrated than ever? No, for giving me hope again.
Now that I know where TK is, I can start working on a plan to bring him back home.
It was the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
You're so awesome! JOSH: She is amazing.
Like, truly.
Stop just standing there like bumps on a log.
There's plenty to do.
Come on, children.
Until she talks.
Funny how that works.
Doesn't matter.
Did you see what she did with that sad hen? It's like gourmet! There's your pie, just as requested.
Yo, next time I got the whole pastry chef part.
I'm good at that.
I think I might ask you to prove that in advance of inviting Lady Covington, yeah? KIT: So then I found the note that said to act surprised.
And here I am, not having to act.
Is she smiling? Is it a trap? NAV: Not a word about TK.
Not until we can make a plan.
Kit! Who did this? Mostly Elaine.
Everyone played their part.
And it's getting cold.
Come, sit.
Quite a surprise.
Elaine, this looks quite simply delicious.
(LAUGHTER & CHATTER) Kit seems very happy.
You're doing something right.
I hope so.
It's been a bit of a roller coaster.
I'm not an expert, but I was a teenage girl, and I think you're getting off rather lightly, actually.
Your kid gets older, it gets harder to make decisions about what might be right for her, you.
Ah, just ignore me.
Nothing quite so sentimental as an old cowboy.
(LAUGHTER & CHATTER) LADY C: Good night, everyone.
OSH: Honestly guys, I feel like e have a shot at making the League Gala on our own.
NAV: And Elaine, you've run a clear course the last six times.
It's Thunder.
He's been impeccable.
So what do I have to do to participate in the Gala? What? What? Oh, I just thought with TK gone, you might not want to - I know.
But maybe it's time that I just go for it.
The deadline is tomorrow.
You know that, right? Oh.
Yeah.
Of course.
The deadline for what? You're not even in the League.
To compete, you have to do and official timed run.
You'll have to complete the entire jumper course.
Tomorrow.