Sonny with a Chance (2009) s01e14 Episode Script
Prank'd
⪠some dogs bark ⪠this one saves the day with farts.
⪠It's time for another adventure of gassie, the tootin' pooch.
Why, isn't today just the bee's knees? The sun is shining, billy joe is out of the pokey-- And my rash is almost totally gone! - what is it, gassie? It's an emergency? Suzy's stuck in a well? Oh no! - wait, the well down by the stable Or the well by the creek? Oh, the well by old man geller's chicken coop.
Thanks, gassie.
Hey, gassie, What's an 11-letter word for navel? Belly button.
That's right! Thanks, gassie.
Gee, gassie, you saved my life again.
Well, honey, maybe if you stop playing near the wells You wouldn't fall in one every week.
- what is it, gassie? I don't understand.
You're not making any sense, gassie.
What are you trying to say? That wasn't gassie.
That was me.
Granny! This has been another adventure Of gassie the wonder dog.
? - Song: "So far So Great", By Demi Loveto.
? off to the races, I'm going places? ? "might be a long shot, not gonna waste it.
" ? ? "this is the big break and it's calling my name" ? ?so far, so great, get with it"? "at least that's how I see it" "having a dream is just the beginning" "so far, so great, believe it" "can't take away this feeling" "taking a ride with chance on my side" "yeah, I can't wait" "so far, so great.
" "so far, so great.
" - this is a miracle, A true miracle.
We have found Identical popcorn twins.
Look at you guys making the world a better place Through popcorn.
Notice the coloring, The puffiness notice the boredom, the not-caring-ness.
Do you realize how much we can sell these for? We're gonna be rich! Ooh, yeah! no way! Let me see that! I know.
Pretty cool, right? Uh, yeah.
They're making a movie Out of my all-time favorite super hero-- fashionita.
- I love fashionita.
- Me too.
Glamorous fashion designer by day-- Even more glamorous crime fighter by night.
Both: This is the role I was born to play.
Fashionita! I-- I mean you.
You were born to play it.
I was born a boy.
Well, I have to get an audition.
Oh, please.
I'd be a much better fashion-what's-her-face.
- You don't even know her name.
- Doesn't matter.
I just know I'd be a better what's-her-face! - okay, people, do you really think I came all the way over here to not talk about me? "'mackenzie falls' chad dylan cooper Will be doing double duty"-- double duty.
- "double duty"-- - she said it again.
Double duty.
Okay, enough.
Apparently, chad's hosting a new hidden camera show Called "celebrity practical joked.
" I play crazy pranks on celebrities Then I pop out and say, "you've been celebrity practical joked, sucker! Wa-ha!" That means you're on two tv shows we won't watch.
'cause he's doing double duty.
Sure, laugh it up now.
You won't be laughing when I prank you on my show.
Who knows? Maybe one of you will be Arrested by a fake cop or covered in fish guts.
So beware.
- Ooh, popcorn.
- No! Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Okay, bye.
- Guys, guess what.
- The zoo's got a new panda? - No, I-- - decided to sit over there? - No, I-- - saw a u.
F.
O.
And took pictures with your cell phone.
But when you brought the pictures to the government - They were all mysteriously erased? - Okay, guys, stop guessing.
Anyway, the director of "fashionita" just called And guess what? No, don't guess.
I got an audition.
That's fantastic.
Oh, sonny.
Congratulations.
Oh, thanks, tawni.
I didn't expect you to be this excited.
I'm not.
You see, that's the kind of acting That should have gotten me an audition instead of you.
Anyways, I'm so excited I can't even eat.
- Anyone want my hot dog? - Ooh, me me me me me! Don't eat that, you fool! - Zora.
- Look, here are the facts.
Chad is hosting a prank show And these shows prank their victims by using their friends against them.
She's right.
Chad could be working with any one of us.
Yeah, chad could've gotten sonny To give me a trick hot dog that's actually a stick of dynamite.
it's gonna blow! Sorry, I thought it was dynamite.
- you guys are being paranoid.
Well, we can't be too careful, sonny.
Any one of us could be in cahoots with chad.
Any one of us.
Cahoots! There could be hidden cameras anywhere.
Hidden cameras? Ooh, where? Don't be ridiculous.
It's not inside the napkin dispenser.
It's inside this guy's burrito! I know you got it.
I know it's a hidden camera! Oh, you don't got it.
Sorry, but you were pointing your burrito at me.
Guys, relax.
We're all friends here.
I refuse to believe that any one of us would be Working with chad on a prank.
Unless one of you is.
But probably not.
Unless I'm lying.
Probably not.
- Unless I am.
- What? See you later.
Especially one of you.
He winked at sonny.
Huh-uh.
I think he winked at you.
He could have winked at any one of us.
You guys are worried about nothing.
I believe this belongs to you.
Thanks a lot.
You see, I thought it was dynamite.
But it's not, so you know-- This is dy-no-mite.
Whoo! - What's up, nico? - What's up, g? Hey, can you grab me a soda from the fridge? I could, but I won't.
What's wrong with you, man? How do I know you're not working with chad, huh? How do I know that when I come over To the fridge and I open it up A little tiny clown isn't gonna jump out And hit me in the face with a pie? And then chad's gonna come running in And scream "oh! You've been celebrity practical joked, sucka! Wa-ha.
" Man, that's messed up.
I would never play a trick on you.
Look.
See? No tiny clown.
But there is a doll.
What's this doing in here? Oh, look at it.
It's kinda cute.
Wait-- what-- Why is it all sticky? Why can't I get it off?! I put glue on the baby.
I pranked you Before you could help chad prank me.
Oh, it's a baby pees-a-lot.
How could you? Sorry, man.
It's just chad's got me all paranoid.
You know? I feel like I can't-- I can't trust anybody.
It's cool, man.
Just give me some glue remover from that drawer.
Okay okay.
Okay, so I tried to prank you before you helped chad prank me.
- Now we're even.
- Oh man.
Look at us.
We think so much alike.
I know.
- Okay, let me help you get that off.
- All right.
- Wait.
- Come on! No no-- Stop in the name of style! Fashionita is here! Sorry, but crime is out this season.
Hello, america.
Here's what you've been waiting for.
Why are you dressed like that and who are you talking to? We could be celebrity practical joked at any minute.
And I want to be hidden-camera ready.
Isn't that right, america? Don't you think I'd make a better fashion-what's-her-face Than sonny? Well, if it makes you feel any better, The only really reason why I got the audition - Is 'cause chad recommended me.
Well, that explains everything.
Clearly, the audition's a prank.
W-what? Tawni, look.
Just because chad is hosting a new celebrity hidden camera prank show And he did something nice just to be nice-- Oh my gosh, the audition's a prank.
⪠I'm a little teapot ⪠⪠short and stout ⪠⪠here is my handle, here is my âª-- Hey! I wasn't finished! There is not a hidden camera in this.
You're acting like a lunatic.
hey, do we have any maple syrup and feathers? What are you doing? See, I am going to my audition.
what I'm gonna do Is I'm gonna prank chad before chad pranks me.
This is going to be the best worst audition ever.
Oh my gosh, I can't wait.
Okay, america.
I'm back.
Next! Okay, sonny munroe.
Well, hello, everybody.
I am so excited To be here for the audition That chad set up for me.
Well, we are very excited To have you.
Are you ready? oh yeah.
This is going to be an audition That you will never forget.
You hear that, chad? I knew the audition had to be fake when I didn't get a call.
Oh man, I wish I could see chad's face when sonny ruins his prank.
- all: Chad.
Randoms.
- Chad? - Chad! - Chad?! - Randoms.
- Chad! - Please, not again.
What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at sonny's audition? Yeah, ready to prank her? I'm not pranking her.
The audition's real.
- What? - Real? this is horrible.
- That means-- - they really didn't call me to audition.
I'm gonna call sonny.
Will somebody without a baby on their hand call her? Oh oh! I'll text her.
Yeah.
I am fashionita! Okay, chad, you can come out now And tell me I've been celebrity practical joked, sucka! Wa-ha! - hold on, I'm getting a text.
"don't do anything stupid, this audition is real.
" This audition is real.
Was this audition real? Get out! Okay.
I can get out because I can take direction Which is just another reason why I should play fashionita.
okay, going.
- Would you validate parking? - Get out! I can't believe I ruined my chance to play fashionita.
I can't believe chad knows both of us and he recommended you.
Maple syrup? Really? Maple syrup? Chad, I'm really sorry.
And after you did something nice just to be nice I-- Syruped and feathered my friend.
That's okay.
I'm planning on returning the favor.
With some flowers? With a prank.
And now what I'm gonna do is gonna be 100 times worse Than what I planned to do before.
- What did you plan to do before? - Whatever it was, It's 100 times less worse than what I'm planning on doing currently.
Stop scaring us with math.
So you And you and you And you And you-- all of you-- Better watch out.
You fool.
You've doomed us all.
I didn't mean to doom us all.
Look at the bright side, sonny.
The audition was real, Which means they still haven't cast the part.
Your movie dream could still come true.
Really? Well, not for you, but for me.
If I learn these lines, I'm sure I can nail it.
Oh, here's one.
I'm fashionita! That was perfect.
I'm gonna get the part.
Hey there, I'm chad dylan cooper.
You've just been celebrity practical joked.
Hey, I'm chad dylan cooper.
You've been celebrity practical joked.
Wa-ha! Chad.
Did I ever mention I've always admired your acting? Only when you want something.
What do you want? I want an audition for fashionita! Fine, but w.
I.
I.
F.
C.
? What's that stand for? Oh, what's in it for chad? - It's what I do now.
I abbreviate.
- Oh.
So w.
I.
I.
F.
C.
? C-a-s-h.
I don't know what that stands for, But I do like money.
Let me just call the director real quick.
Let me listen in so I know it's not a prank.
I can't believe it.
Tawni's in cahoots with chad.
Oh, that filthy cahooter.
She's gonna prank us.
Not if we prank her first.
Yeah.
What is this, an episode of "the stupidest catch"? What are you doing? - We're setting a prank for tawni.
- Uh-huh.
- She's the cahooter.
- Mm-hmm.
Really? Mm-hmm.
So see the cocoa-mocho-cocoa lipstick? - It's tawni bait.
- Yup yup.
We glued it to the table.
And when she grabs it It releases the net.
Yeah, let me know how that works out for you.
I think it's gonna work out good.
- it just made it tighter.
- That is my ear.
- Oh my gosh! What did chad do to you? Uh, actually, we did this to ourselves.
But it worked.
It was just supposed to work on tawni Because she's in cahoots with chad.
But maybe you already know that.
Maybe you're in co-cahoots with them.
Okay, this is ridiculous.
I'm putting a stop to this right now.
Hey, sonny, what's the dilly? The dilly is that I give up.
Nico and grady are stuck in a net, Everyone keeps saying cahoots.
You win.
I'm tired of this paranoia.
Just leave my castmates alone.
I mean, prank me and get it over with.
It's too late.
I actually already have a prank running.
It's called "tawni's fake audition.
" - What?! - Yeah, it was actually inspired by your audition.
Oh, I guess that makes you chad's little helper.
I'm fashionita! it's perfect again.
Pranks for the help, sonny.
Oh no, chad's gonna prank tawni.
We can't let this happen.
Serves her right.
- But she didn't do anything.
- Yeah, but she was going to.
- Mm-hmm! - No, she wasn't.
But now she's the one getting pranked.
And when one of us get pranked, we all get pranked.
So let's go down there and stop chad.
- Yeah, let's do it.
- Oh! - Sorry.
- Some help.
Just a little bit.
- Sorry.
- Okay.
Stop right there.
I'm fashionita.
- And you-- - hold up, hold up.
That's good, but this time try using a french accent While tap dancing and wearing a fez.
That's not very fashionable.
Do you want the part? Stop in ze name of ze fashion! Ze only accessories you will be wearing Are ze handcuffs.
Tawni, don't do anything stupid Er.
What are you doing? You're ruining my audition.
We're trying to save you.
Now take off the fez.
Stop in ze name of ze fashion.
I'm chad dylan cooper and you've just been Celebrity practical-- Wait-- wait a minute, no no no.
Tawni's supposed to be covered in fish guts.
Why are you wearing a fez? What's going on here? Okay, where are my fish guts? What happened to my prank? She's not being pranked, chad.
You are.
And you're not the new host of "celebrity practical jokes.
" - I am.
- All: Huh? What? I don't have a new show? no double duty.
I'm on camera right now.
⪠here is my handle, here is my spout.
⪠okay, we get it.
You're a teapot.
So wait, you're not a real director? No, but I do have a new one-man show called "young lincoln.
" Zora, what's going on? I'm confused.
Allow me to explain for the kids at home.
First, I tricked chad into thinking That he's the host of a brand new practical joke show When I've been the host all along.
Then I get all of you paranoid.
- Ooh, me me me me me.
- Don't eat that, you fool.
Unfortunately, some of you got too paranoid.
Then it was time to lure chad into a trap.
And tawni here was more than happy to do our work for us.
But because tweedledim and tweedledimmer here Got wise and almost blew the whole plan, I had to get them out of the way.
Hey, are those identical popcorn twins?! Oh no! So chad's not the host of his new hidden camera prank show? Nope, he's the victim of my hidden camera prank show.
I could've sworn I just explained that.
So that's the prank, I don't have a new show? - Whoo.
- Well, that and we glued you to the floor.
Nico: Nice! so that's the prank? I don't have a new show and I'm glued to the floor? Whoo.
Well, there's that and you're standing the perfect spot To look out the window and watch them fill your convertible - With elephant manure.
- Nico: What?! No! No no no no no! - Zora: Yes! Chad dylan cooper, you've been celebrity practical joked.
- Is that all you've got? - Nah, we also glued you to the window.
- what's an 11-letter word for navel? Shoelace? Whoa whoa whoa, cut! Cut! - that's not the line.
Look here, gassie.
I get it, you've done shakespeare.
Well, guess what? You're a farting dog on a kids' show now.
So do the lines as written! Talk to the paw?! Marshall, he told me to talk to the paw.
You will never fart in this town again.
⪠It's time for another adventure of gassie, the tootin' pooch.
Why, isn't today just the bee's knees? The sun is shining, billy joe is out of the pokey-- And my rash is almost totally gone! - what is it, gassie? It's an emergency? Suzy's stuck in a well? Oh no! - wait, the well down by the stable Or the well by the creek? Oh, the well by old man geller's chicken coop.
Thanks, gassie.
Hey, gassie, What's an 11-letter word for navel? Belly button.
That's right! Thanks, gassie.
Gee, gassie, you saved my life again.
Well, honey, maybe if you stop playing near the wells You wouldn't fall in one every week.
- what is it, gassie? I don't understand.
You're not making any sense, gassie.
What are you trying to say? That wasn't gassie.
That was me.
Granny! This has been another adventure Of gassie the wonder dog.
? - Song: "So far So Great", By Demi Loveto.
? off to the races, I'm going places? ? "might be a long shot, not gonna waste it.
" ? ? "this is the big break and it's calling my name" ? ?so far, so great, get with it"? "at least that's how I see it" "having a dream is just the beginning" "so far, so great, believe it" "can't take away this feeling" "taking a ride with chance on my side" "yeah, I can't wait" "so far, so great.
" "so far, so great.
" - this is a miracle, A true miracle.
We have found Identical popcorn twins.
Look at you guys making the world a better place Through popcorn.
Notice the coloring, The puffiness notice the boredom, the not-caring-ness.
Do you realize how much we can sell these for? We're gonna be rich! Ooh, yeah! no way! Let me see that! I know.
Pretty cool, right? Uh, yeah.
They're making a movie Out of my all-time favorite super hero-- fashionita.
- I love fashionita.
- Me too.
Glamorous fashion designer by day-- Even more glamorous crime fighter by night.
Both: This is the role I was born to play.
Fashionita! I-- I mean you.
You were born to play it.
I was born a boy.
Well, I have to get an audition.
Oh, please.
I'd be a much better fashion-what's-her-face.
- You don't even know her name.
- Doesn't matter.
I just know I'd be a better what's-her-face! - okay, people, do you really think I came all the way over here to not talk about me? "'mackenzie falls' chad dylan cooper Will be doing double duty"-- double duty.
- "double duty"-- - she said it again.
Double duty.
Okay, enough.
Apparently, chad's hosting a new hidden camera show Called "celebrity practical joked.
" I play crazy pranks on celebrities Then I pop out and say, "you've been celebrity practical joked, sucker! Wa-ha!" That means you're on two tv shows we won't watch.
'cause he's doing double duty.
Sure, laugh it up now.
You won't be laughing when I prank you on my show.
Who knows? Maybe one of you will be Arrested by a fake cop or covered in fish guts.
So beware.
- Ooh, popcorn.
- No! Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Okay, bye.
- Guys, guess what.
- The zoo's got a new panda? - No, I-- - decided to sit over there? - No, I-- - saw a u.
F.
O.
And took pictures with your cell phone.
But when you brought the pictures to the government - They were all mysteriously erased? - Okay, guys, stop guessing.
Anyway, the director of "fashionita" just called And guess what? No, don't guess.
I got an audition.
That's fantastic.
Oh, sonny.
Congratulations.
Oh, thanks, tawni.
I didn't expect you to be this excited.
I'm not.
You see, that's the kind of acting That should have gotten me an audition instead of you.
Anyways, I'm so excited I can't even eat.
- Anyone want my hot dog? - Ooh, me me me me me! Don't eat that, you fool! - Zora.
- Look, here are the facts.
Chad is hosting a prank show And these shows prank their victims by using their friends against them.
She's right.
Chad could be working with any one of us.
Yeah, chad could've gotten sonny To give me a trick hot dog that's actually a stick of dynamite.
it's gonna blow! Sorry, I thought it was dynamite.
- you guys are being paranoid.
Well, we can't be too careful, sonny.
Any one of us could be in cahoots with chad.
Any one of us.
Cahoots! There could be hidden cameras anywhere.
Hidden cameras? Ooh, where? Don't be ridiculous.
It's not inside the napkin dispenser.
It's inside this guy's burrito! I know you got it.
I know it's a hidden camera! Oh, you don't got it.
Sorry, but you were pointing your burrito at me.
Guys, relax.
We're all friends here.
I refuse to believe that any one of us would be Working with chad on a prank.
Unless one of you is.
But probably not.
Unless I'm lying.
Probably not.
- Unless I am.
- What? See you later.
Especially one of you.
He winked at sonny.
Huh-uh.
I think he winked at you.
He could have winked at any one of us.
You guys are worried about nothing.
I believe this belongs to you.
Thanks a lot.
You see, I thought it was dynamite.
But it's not, so you know-- This is dy-no-mite.
Whoo! - What's up, nico? - What's up, g? Hey, can you grab me a soda from the fridge? I could, but I won't.
What's wrong with you, man? How do I know you're not working with chad, huh? How do I know that when I come over To the fridge and I open it up A little tiny clown isn't gonna jump out And hit me in the face with a pie? And then chad's gonna come running in And scream "oh! You've been celebrity practical joked, sucka! Wa-ha.
" Man, that's messed up.
I would never play a trick on you.
Look.
See? No tiny clown.
But there is a doll.
What's this doing in here? Oh, look at it.
It's kinda cute.
Wait-- what-- Why is it all sticky? Why can't I get it off?! I put glue on the baby.
I pranked you Before you could help chad prank me.
Oh, it's a baby pees-a-lot.
How could you? Sorry, man.
It's just chad's got me all paranoid.
You know? I feel like I can't-- I can't trust anybody.
It's cool, man.
Just give me some glue remover from that drawer.
Okay okay.
Okay, so I tried to prank you before you helped chad prank me.
- Now we're even.
- Oh man.
Look at us.
We think so much alike.
I know.
- Okay, let me help you get that off.
- All right.
- Wait.
- Come on! No no-- Stop in the name of style! Fashionita is here! Sorry, but crime is out this season.
Hello, america.
Here's what you've been waiting for.
Why are you dressed like that and who are you talking to? We could be celebrity practical joked at any minute.
And I want to be hidden-camera ready.
Isn't that right, america? Don't you think I'd make a better fashion-what's-her-face Than sonny? Well, if it makes you feel any better, The only really reason why I got the audition - Is 'cause chad recommended me.
Well, that explains everything.
Clearly, the audition's a prank.
W-what? Tawni, look.
Just because chad is hosting a new celebrity hidden camera prank show And he did something nice just to be nice-- Oh my gosh, the audition's a prank.
⪠I'm a little teapot ⪠⪠short and stout ⪠⪠here is my handle, here is my âª-- Hey! I wasn't finished! There is not a hidden camera in this.
You're acting like a lunatic.
hey, do we have any maple syrup and feathers? What are you doing? See, I am going to my audition.
what I'm gonna do Is I'm gonna prank chad before chad pranks me.
This is going to be the best worst audition ever.
Oh my gosh, I can't wait.
Okay, america.
I'm back.
Next! Okay, sonny munroe.
Well, hello, everybody.
I am so excited To be here for the audition That chad set up for me.
Well, we are very excited To have you.
Are you ready? oh yeah.
This is going to be an audition That you will never forget.
You hear that, chad? I knew the audition had to be fake when I didn't get a call.
Oh man, I wish I could see chad's face when sonny ruins his prank.
- all: Chad.
Randoms.
- Chad? - Chad! - Chad?! - Randoms.
- Chad! - Please, not again.
What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at sonny's audition? Yeah, ready to prank her? I'm not pranking her.
The audition's real.
- What? - Real? this is horrible.
- That means-- - they really didn't call me to audition.
I'm gonna call sonny.
Will somebody without a baby on their hand call her? Oh oh! I'll text her.
Yeah.
I am fashionita! Okay, chad, you can come out now And tell me I've been celebrity practical joked, sucka! Wa-ha! - hold on, I'm getting a text.
"don't do anything stupid, this audition is real.
" This audition is real.
Was this audition real? Get out! Okay.
I can get out because I can take direction Which is just another reason why I should play fashionita.
okay, going.
- Would you validate parking? - Get out! I can't believe I ruined my chance to play fashionita.
I can't believe chad knows both of us and he recommended you.
Maple syrup? Really? Maple syrup? Chad, I'm really sorry.
And after you did something nice just to be nice I-- Syruped and feathered my friend.
That's okay.
I'm planning on returning the favor.
With some flowers? With a prank.
And now what I'm gonna do is gonna be 100 times worse Than what I planned to do before.
- What did you plan to do before? - Whatever it was, It's 100 times less worse than what I'm planning on doing currently.
Stop scaring us with math.
So you And you and you And you And you-- all of you-- Better watch out.
You fool.
You've doomed us all.
I didn't mean to doom us all.
Look at the bright side, sonny.
The audition was real, Which means they still haven't cast the part.
Your movie dream could still come true.
Really? Well, not for you, but for me.
If I learn these lines, I'm sure I can nail it.
Oh, here's one.
I'm fashionita! That was perfect.
I'm gonna get the part.
Hey there, I'm chad dylan cooper.
You've just been celebrity practical joked.
Hey, I'm chad dylan cooper.
You've been celebrity practical joked.
Wa-ha! Chad.
Did I ever mention I've always admired your acting? Only when you want something.
What do you want? I want an audition for fashionita! Fine, but w.
I.
I.
F.
C.
? What's that stand for? Oh, what's in it for chad? - It's what I do now.
I abbreviate.
- Oh.
So w.
I.
I.
F.
C.
? C-a-s-h.
I don't know what that stands for, But I do like money.
Let me just call the director real quick.
Let me listen in so I know it's not a prank.
I can't believe it.
Tawni's in cahoots with chad.
Oh, that filthy cahooter.
She's gonna prank us.
Not if we prank her first.
Yeah.
What is this, an episode of "the stupidest catch"? What are you doing? - We're setting a prank for tawni.
- Uh-huh.
- She's the cahooter.
- Mm-hmm.
Really? Mm-hmm.
So see the cocoa-mocho-cocoa lipstick? - It's tawni bait.
- Yup yup.
We glued it to the table.
And when she grabs it It releases the net.
Yeah, let me know how that works out for you.
I think it's gonna work out good.
- it just made it tighter.
- That is my ear.
- Oh my gosh! What did chad do to you? Uh, actually, we did this to ourselves.
But it worked.
It was just supposed to work on tawni Because she's in cahoots with chad.
But maybe you already know that.
Maybe you're in co-cahoots with them.
Okay, this is ridiculous.
I'm putting a stop to this right now.
Hey, sonny, what's the dilly? The dilly is that I give up.
Nico and grady are stuck in a net, Everyone keeps saying cahoots.
You win.
I'm tired of this paranoia.
Just leave my castmates alone.
I mean, prank me and get it over with.
It's too late.
I actually already have a prank running.
It's called "tawni's fake audition.
" - What?! - Yeah, it was actually inspired by your audition.
Oh, I guess that makes you chad's little helper.
I'm fashionita! it's perfect again.
Pranks for the help, sonny.
Oh no, chad's gonna prank tawni.
We can't let this happen.
Serves her right.
- But she didn't do anything.
- Yeah, but she was going to.
- Mm-hmm! - No, she wasn't.
But now she's the one getting pranked.
And when one of us get pranked, we all get pranked.
So let's go down there and stop chad.
- Yeah, let's do it.
- Oh! - Sorry.
- Some help.
Just a little bit.
- Sorry.
- Okay.
Stop right there.
I'm fashionita.
- And you-- - hold up, hold up.
That's good, but this time try using a french accent While tap dancing and wearing a fez.
That's not very fashionable.
Do you want the part? Stop in ze name of ze fashion! Ze only accessories you will be wearing Are ze handcuffs.
Tawni, don't do anything stupid Er.
What are you doing? You're ruining my audition.
We're trying to save you.
Now take off the fez.
Stop in ze name of ze fashion.
I'm chad dylan cooper and you've just been Celebrity practical-- Wait-- wait a minute, no no no.
Tawni's supposed to be covered in fish guts.
Why are you wearing a fez? What's going on here? Okay, where are my fish guts? What happened to my prank? She's not being pranked, chad.
You are.
And you're not the new host of "celebrity practical jokes.
" - I am.
- All: Huh? What? I don't have a new show? no double duty.
I'm on camera right now.
⪠here is my handle, here is my spout.
⪠okay, we get it.
You're a teapot.
So wait, you're not a real director? No, but I do have a new one-man show called "young lincoln.
" Zora, what's going on? I'm confused.
Allow me to explain for the kids at home.
First, I tricked chad into thinking That he's the host of a brand new practical joke show When I've been the host all along.
Then I get all of you paranoid.
- Ooh, me me me me me.
- Don't eat that, you fool.
Unfortunately, some of you got too paranoid.
Then it was time to lure chad into a trap.
And tawni here was more than happy to do our work for us.
But because tweedledim and tweedledimmer here Got wise and almost blew the whole plan, I had to get them out of the way.
Hey, are those identical popcorn twins?! Oh no! So chad's not the host of his new hidden camera prank show? Nope, he's the victim of my hidden camera prank show.
I could've sworn I just explained that.
So that's the prank, I don't have a new show? - Whoo.
- Well, that and we glued you to the floor.
Nico: Nice! so that's the prank? I don't have a new show and I'm glued to the floor? Whoo.
Well, there's that and you're standing the perfect spot To look out the window and watch them fill your convertible - With elephant manure.
- Nico: What?! No! No no no no no! - Zora: Yes! Chad dylan cooper, you've been celebrity practical joked.
- Is that all you've got? - Nah, we also glued you to the window.
- what's an 11-letter word for navel? Shoelace? Whoa whoa whoa, cut! Cut! - that's not the line.
Look here, gassie.
I get it, you've done shakespeare.
Well, guess what? You're a farting dog on a kids' show now.
So do the lines as written! Talk to the paw?! Marshall, he told me to talk to the paw.
You will never fart in this town again.