Steven Universe (2013) s01e14 Episode Script
Lars and the Cool Kids
We are the Crystal Gems we'll always save the day and if you think we can't we'll always find a way - # that's why the people # - # of this world # - # believe in # - # Garnet # - # Amethyst # - # and Pearl # and Steven! 1x14 - Lars and the Cool Kids - This doesn't look good at all.
- Whoa! Cool! - No, Steven! - Don't get near that stuff! - Whoa! Steven's here! - You have to be - careful, Steven! - Why? - What is that stuff? - It's the moss that Rose Quartz raised on the hill.
- My Mom planted this stuff? - Rose Quartz used to climb that hill every spring and tend to the moss at the top.
But now that Rose is gone, - the moss is on the move.
- It's lost.
- It's not lost.
It's gross.
- Yes, but Rose loved it anyway.
She saw the beauty in everything, no matter how gross.
Fortunately, I know just what to do in this situation.
Ha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-h! Ha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-h! This is why I get up in the morning.
- Is this police tape? - Isn't this great?! This way we don't even have to use magic.
Humans will just see this and walk away.
- Don't hold back.
- I never do! fa la-la la-la perfect! Now we can come up with a plan to move the moss back to its hill.
Who wants to get some lunch? Just me, then? Nice.
# Gettin' me a P, gettin' me a ZA # gettin' me a p-p-p-p-pizza gettin' me a P, gettin' me a ZA Hey, is that Lars? Lars! - Why now? - Got a high five for you from wa-a-a-y - downto-o-o-o-wn! Ohhhhhh! - No, Steven! No high fives! - Mmm, okay.
- Steven! So how come you're not at the big donut? I don't spend my whole life at work.
I do other things.
- Like standing against this wall? - What does it look like?! - Looks like you're doing a lot of nothing.
- That's the plan, Ste-van.
- Just playing it cool today, you know? - We are so much alike.
- Excuse me? - You want to get a fresh pizza right out of the oven, but you don't want to seem too desperate, right? Well, there's no need to be ashamed.
Just walk right in and ask.
That's what I always do.
- Steven, don't go in there right now! - Oh, hey! He opened the door, and there was doggy doo everywhere.
That's nasty.
I don't like nasty stuff.
Isn't that Kiki's sister and her friends? - Jenny, Sour Cream, and Buck Dewey.
- Oh.
You know those guys? Not quite, but I'm sure we'll hang at some point.
- You should go in and talk to them.
- That's not how these things work, Steven! The plan is to keep it cool and let them come to me.
- Here they come.
- Aah! Steven, turn around! Act natural! - Tell dad I'll be back later.
- I don't think they saw you.
Steven, you were blocking me with your big hair! Aaah! Sorry! I'll go tell them to look over here! Steven, no! Don't go over there! I hate you! - Muffins that are like this big.
- Those things are too sweet for me.
- Hi! My name's Steven.
- Buck Dewey.
- They call me "Sour Cream.
" - I'm Jenny.
Aah, he's gonna wreck everything! What are they saying? I can't hear them! Ugh! Why is he dancing?! - No! My life is horrible! - Hey, Lars! - Yo.
- They invited us along for a ride.
Huh? W-wait a minute.
They? You? Steven, you got lucky.
So, don't ruin this with any of your lame shtick.
Pyoo, pyoo! You got it! - Hop on in, guys.
- Oh, yeah! Middle seat! - Where'd you get that rad shirt, Steven? - I have no idea where - any of my clothes come from.
- Yeah, man.
Livin' free.
I like it.
- Hey, check out my shirt.
- Oh.
That snake is nasty.
- Oh.
Yeah.
I hate snakes.
- Oh, what? That's too bad.
Some snakes are pretty cool.
Sounds like it's time to buckle up! - Quit being lame, Steven.
- Hey, man, there's nothing lame about seat-belt safety.
- Car does not move till we're all buckled up.
- Yeah.
Now let's get some spaced-out beats up in here.
- Yeah.
I can rave to this.
- Hey, this car's really cool, Jenny.
It's just a delivery car for my Dad's lame shop.
- Makes me smell like pizza.
Where to, y'all? - I don't even know.
- Oh, can we stop by the big donut? - That old place? - Man, that place is a drag.
- But that's where Lars works.
Quit it, Steven.
You need some water? Funland arcade is the best! Let's do that! Man, I beat all the "G's" in there like 3 million times.
No way! - Yeah.
Me too.
- No way! Honestly, though, I'm just exaggerating to sound cool.
- I appreciate your honesty.
- Hey, Buck, isn't that your dad? Another reason you should re-elect me I love babies! Will you look at that? A baby! Gonna kiss it.
- Hmm.
I like his policies on babies.
- Man.
He never kisses me like that.
- That's rough, bro.
- It's not rough.
The lack of daddy kisses - in my life made me who I am.
- Oh, my gosh, guys.
- We should check out dead man's mouth.
- What's dead man's mouth? Oh, it's this lake where some dude died or it looks like a mouth.
- I forget the specifics.
- Dead man's mouth, here we come.
Sounds good to me! We're here.
Y-you know what? I know this place may seem cool, but it's actually a lot less cool than you think.
Why don't we just go have some more fun at the boardwalk? Steven, stop being lame.
Let's check this place out.
Oh, yeah.
Oh! Pff! The police tape! Huh.
Police tape? - Awesome.
- I'm above the law.
Who wants to go for a swim? Pants become shorts.
Lars, don't go in there! - It's dangerous! - Steven, you trying to scare us? Build an atmosphere.
I appreciate that.
Ooooh.
- Wait! - I'm not that slow.
Hey, what are you doing, man?! Don't! Steven what is your deal?! - Ugh.
Ew! - Ohh! - Oh, no! Ugh! - What's going on?! It's some kind of magic moss my Mom planted! Wait.
Your mom? Guys, hang on! Lars, I know what we have to do! This is all your fault! I knew if something went wrong today, it would be because of you! Now I'm never going to be friends with these guys, all because of your weird mom! What do you know about my Mom?! I didn't even get to know my Mom! But I do know she saw beauty in everything, even in stuff like this and even in jerks like you! Now help me get them to the car.
- Hey! - Lars, hurry! This moss belongs on the top of that hill.
Come on, Lars! What are you waiting for?! Uh, Steven, I don't know how to drive a stick shift! I'll work the stick.
You just keep us on the road.
- Okay.
All right.
Let's do this.
Ignition! - Stick problem! - Steven, no! Put it in reverse! - Is that the one with "R" on it? - Jenny's gonna kill me! - Whoa! What's gonna happen when we get to the top of that hill? - I don't know! - You don't know? That's just where the moss wants to be! Aah! Huh? Aaaaaah! It's getting everywhere! We made it! - We're almost there! What do we do now? - We got to get up there! Hurry! Yeah! I'm getting stuck.
Ohh! - Oh! Don't give up! - Steven? - What? - This sucks.
Ohhhhh! Lars! The moss was just trying to bloom.
- Ugh.
What happened? - I think I died.
- Guys, look! - Whoa! - You can see all of Beach City from up here.
- It's beautiful.
- Yeah.
How did we even get up here? - Well, Steven thought that Lars drove us here.
- Yeah, Lars.
- Supercool.
- You're cool, Lars.
- I can totally rave to this.
Go! Go! Go! Go! - Sour cream! - Sour cream! Yeah! Okay, that's enough.
- Whoa! Cool! - No, Steven! - Don't get near that stuff! - Whoa! Steven's here! - You have to be - careful, Steven! - Why? - What is that stuff? - It's the moss that Rose Quartz raised on the hill.
- My Mom planted this stuff? - Rose Quartz used to climb that hill every spring and tend to the moss at the top.
But now that Rose is gone, - the moss is on the move.
- It's lost.
- It's not lost.
It's gross.
- Yes, but Rose loved it anyway.
She saw the beauty in everything, no matter how gross.
Fortunately, I know just what to do in this situation.
Ha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-h! Ha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-h! This is why I get up in the morning.
- Is this police tape? - Isn't this great?! This way we don't even have to use magic.
Humans will just see this and walk away.
- Don't hold back.
- I never do! fa la-la la-la perfect! Now we can come up with a plan to move the moss back to its hill.
Who wants to get some lunch? Just me, then? Nice.
# Gettin' me a P, gettin' me a ZA # gettin' me a p-p-p-p-pizza gettin' me a P, gettin' me a ZA Hey, is that Lars? Lars! - Why now? - Got a high five for you from wa-a-a-y - downto-o-o-o-wn! Ohhhhhh! - No, Steven! No high fives! - Mmm, okay.
- Steven! So how come you're not at the big donut? I don't spend my whole life at work.
I do other things.
- Like standing against this wall? - What does it look like?! - Looks like you're doing a lot of nothing.
- That's the plan, Ste-van.
- Just playing it cool today, you know? - We are so much alike.
- Excuse me? - You want to get a fresh pizza right out of the oven, but you don't want to seem too desperate, right? Well, there's no need to be ashamed.
Just walk right in and ask.
That's what I always do.
- Steven, don't go in there right now! - Oh, hey! He opened the door, and there was doggy doo everywhere.
That's nasty.
I don't like nasty stuff.
Isn't that Kiki's sister and her friends? - Jenny, Sour Cream, and Buck Dewey.
- Oh.
You know those guys? Not quite, but I'm sure we'll hang at some point.
- You should go in and talk to them.
- That's not how these things work, Steven! The plan is to keep it cool and let them come to me.
- Here they come.
- Aah! Steven, turn around! Act natural! - Tell dad I'll be back later.
- I don't think they saw you.
Steven, you were blocking me with your big hair! Aaah! Sorry! I'll go tell them to look over here! Steven, no! Don't go over there! I hate you! - Muffins that are like this big.
- Those things are too sweet for me.
- Hi! My name's Steven.
- Buck Dewey.
- They call me "Sour Cream.
" - I'm Jenny.
Aah, he's gonna wreck everything! What are they saying? I can't hear them! Ugh! Why is he dancing?! - No! My life is horrible! - Hey, Lars! - Yo.
- They invited us along for a ride.
Huh? W-wait a minute.
They? You? Steven, you got lucky.
So, don't ruin this with any of your lame shtick.
Pyoo, pyoo! You got it! - Hop on in, guys.
- Oh, yeah! Middle seat! - Where'd you get that rad shirt, Steven? - I have no idea where - any of my clothes come from.
- Yeah, man.
Livin' free.
I like it.
- Hey, check out my shirt.
- Oh.
That snake is nasty.
- Oh.
Yeah.
I hate snakes.
- Oh, what? That's too bad.
Some snakes are pretty cool.
Sounds like it's time to buckle up! - Quit being lame, Steven.
- Hey, man, there's nothing lame about seat-belt safety.
- Car does not move till we're all buckled up.
- Yeah.
Now let's get some spaced-out beats up in here.
- Yeah.
I can rave to this.
- Hey, this car's really cool, Jenny.
It's just a delivery car for my Dad's lame shop.
- Makes me smell like pizza.
Where to, y'all? - I don't even know.
- Oh, can we stop by the big donut? - That old place? - Man, that place is a drag.
- But that's where Lars works.
Quit it, Steven.
You need some water? Funland arcade is the best! Let's do that! Man, I beat all the "G's" in there like 3 million times.
No way! - Yeah.
Me too.
- No way! Honestly, though, I'm just exaggerating to sound cool.
- I appreciate your honesty.
- Hey, Buck, isn't that your dad? Another reason you should re-elect me I love babies! Will you look at that? A baby! Gonna kiss it.
- Hmm.
I like his policies on babies.
- Man.
He never kisses me like that.
- That's rough, bro.
- It's not rough.
The lack of daddy kisses - in my life made me who I am.
- Oh, my gosh, guys.
- We should check out dead man's mouth.
- What's dead man's mouth? Oh, it's this lake where some dude died or it looks like a mouth.
- I forget the specifics.
- Dead man's mouth, here we come.
Sounds good to me! We're here.
Y-you know what? I know this place may seem cool, but it's actually a lot less cool than you think.
Why don't we just go have some more fun at the boardwalk? Steven, stop being lame.
Let's check this place out.
Oh, yeah.
Oh! Pff! The police tape! Huh.
Police tape? - Awesome.
- I'm above the law.
Who wants to go for a swim? Pants become shorts.
Lars, don't go in there! - It's dangerous! - Steven, you trying to scare us? Build an atmosphere.
I appreciate that.
Ooooh.
- Wait! - I'm not that slow.
Hey, what are you doing, man?! Don't! Steven what is your deal?! - Ugh.
Ew! - Ohh! - Oh, no! Ugh! - What's going on?! It's some kind of magic moss my Mom planted! Wait.
Your mom? Guys, hang on! Lars, I know what we have to do! This is all your fault! I knew if something went wrong today, it would be because of you! Now I'm never going to be friends with these guys, all because of your weird mom! What do you know about my Mom?! I didn't even get to know my Mom! But I do know she saw beauty in everything, even in stuff like this and even in jerks like you! Now help me get them to the car.
- Hey! - Lars, hurry! This moss belongs on the top of that hill.
Come on, Lars! What are you waiting for?! Uh, Steven, I don't know how to drive a stick shift! I'll work the stick.
You just keep us on the road.
- Okay.
All right.
Let's do this.
Ignition! - Stick problem! - Steven, no! Put it in reverse! - Is that the one with "R" on it? - Jenny's gonna kill me! - Whoa! What's gonna happen when we get to the top of that hill? - I don't know! - You don't know? That's just where the moss wants to be! Aah! Huh? Aaaaaah! It's getting everywhere! We made it! - We're almost there! What do we do now? - We got to get up there! Hurry! Yeah! I'm getting stuck.
Ohh! - Oh! Don't give up! - Steven? - What? - This sucks.
Ohhhhh! Lars! The moss was just trying to bloom.
- Ugh.
What happened? - I think I died.
- Guys, look! - Whoa! - You can see all of Beach City from up here.
- It's beautiful.
- Yeah.
How did we even get up here? - Well, Steven thought that Lars drove us here.
- Yeah, Lars.
- Supercool.
- You're cool, Lars.
- I can totally rave to this.
Go! Go! Go! Go! - Sour cream! - Sour cream! Yeah! Okay, that's enough.