The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes! (2010) s01e14 Episode Script
Masters of Evil
Whirlwind, boy did I miss you.
But, man, you're not so smart.
I mean, you get beat up by me, you go to jail, you breakout, then you come back here? Everybody knows this is where I shop.
But here's the real question.
Why do you like prison so much? Whirlwind? Dave? Not feeling chatty today? What? Enchantress.
I don't know what you're up to, but get ready to-- Ow.
What? You think I'm gonna give up? Think again.
I'm an Avenger.
Aah! One down.
* Our world's about to break * * Tormented and upset * * The loss from when wake * * With no way to go back * * I'm standing on my own * * But now I'm not alone * * Always we will fight as one * * Till the battle's won * * With evil on the run * * We never come undone * * Assemble, we are strong * * Forever fight as one * * Assemble, we are strong * * Forever fight as one * Okay, so listen.
You realize the Avengers are a complete disaster, right? Iron-Man is completely unqualified to lead a team like this.
Thor is crazy.
The Hulk is a bomb waiting to go off.
Ant-Man couldn't be less interested in taking down bad guys.
And Wasp belongs on the party circuit.
Not in law enforcement.
You forgot Captain America.
And you, you're a king.
Sitting here in your-- your-- What is this place anyway? The Wakandan Embassy.
An embassy for crying out loud.
What do you care about the Avengers? Are you bored? You eat that? What is it? The juices of the heart shaped herb enhance the senses of the kings of the Panther Tribe.
And in point of fact, it is applied to the skin.
and a lethal poison to those who are not of the royal line.
No, no, no, the suits have to be in an expandable array.
Interchangeable, too.
So I can have any suit at any time, in seconds.
You only have three suits, sir.
Sure, now, but what if-- Why are you arguing with me? Just reconfigure it.
Mansion update.
Avenger ID, Wasp, accepted.
Oh, good.
Jan would want me to have more suits.
Maybe you'll do what she says.
Ms.
Van Dyne is not-- is not-- JARVIS? Catastrophic system error.
Whoa! Aah! No, Dynamo.
Not yet.
Kirby Kibble dog food, now with the Kirby dots of real beef that dogs love.
Ugh, stupid commercials.
Hello again, monster.
Huh? Huh? Tony? I told you when we last met this wasn't over, Captain.
Now it is.
What of Thor? I haven't forgotten, Enchantress.
The Thunderer and Ant-Man remain.
Avengers, assemble.
So is your dad still taking his big nap? What did you call it again? The Odin sleep.
No, he has woken by now.
And you haven't talked to him yet? Nay, Jane Foster.
I have not returned to Asgard since we last spoke.
I have been needed here.
The Avengers are formidable, but the threats they face It would seem I am needed more than ever.
This card is troubling.
Iron-Man's technology is constantly making noises at me.
I think they're calling you, Thor.
Like you said, you're needed.
Ho, Avengers.
Ho, computer.
Thor has arrived.
Welcome Asgardian.
I know of thee.
You are Captain America's foe.
Zemo.
You may call me master.
Now, kneel before me.
Are you mad, mortal? Thor kneels before no one.
As I said, kneel before your masters.
Well, that's not good.
All right, we call in SHIELD, go in with the Hulkbuster gear-- And destroy the city in the issuing battle as well as seal the fates of our captive teammates.
Well, what do you recommend? Indeed.
It is up to us.
What are you going to do, Zemo? Do not be so troubled, my Wonderman.
All you need to know is that if you do as I say, you will get your humanity back.
And you needn't worry either, Dynamo.
You can have Iron-Man.
I have a much bigger appetite.
When? When I say so.
Zemo.
Welcome back, Captain.
You've got me, Zemo.
There's no need to involve anyone else.
Ah, but the Avengers are already spoken for, Captain.
You're new friends have made powerful enemies.
What do you want? The war is over.
After all these years, is revenge on me really that important to you? Yes.
But now, Captain, I've been promised the world.
And you will live just long enough to see me have it.
Ssh, be at ease, my love.
You are safe with me.
Enchantress? What are you doing, Amora? You are an Asgardian, not some lackey to a mortal villain.
Zemo is but a toy to be discarded when I tire of him.
What do you want? You of course.
You have always been my heart's desire.
We could leave Midgard and Asgard behind, and we can be together.
I say thee nay.
What are you doing, Enchantress? It's a mistake to keep them alive, Zemo.
I will not be questioned by you, Abomination.
Don't ignore me.
You got no powers, no strength.
You're nothing.
So why are you giving orders to us? The Avengers are done and so is this mission.
The Hulk is still alive, but the bigger threat is Ant-Man.
Ant-Man? If you're worried about Ant-Man, then we really are better off without-- Ant-Man is the last Avenger.
He's a threat.
And you wish to know why I lead? Because I am better than you.
Ant-Man is not the last Avenger.
There's two more.
Okay, that was a good move.
You are worm food, mortal.
Zemo, another Avenger is inside the mansion.
The Wakandan.
Some one crush him.
I owe you some payback, Robin Hood.
Please, I'm begging you.
Brush your teeth.
Hawkeye, are you insane? Why didn't you bring in SHIELD? See, I knew it.
Ah, the SHIELD agent and the Wakandan King.
You should have walked away from the Avengers before it came to this.
Now, you must be punished.
I am an Avenger, and I will meet my end with pride.
I'm gonna meet mine with kicking and screaming.
You choose, Captain.
Which of your teammates will be the first to taste my blade? You know what, Zemo? I want to go first.
I'm tired of listening to you.
Amusing.
Did you really believe the two of you could defeat all of us? Weird.
Purple puss here seems to think we were trying to defeat him.
I heard.
He is misguided.
We were not trying to defeat your team, Baron.
We were simply allowing Ant-Man uninterrupted access to his lab.
Yeah, we picked him up from the Wakandan Embassy while you tools were starting your little siege here.
He just needed to get a few things.
Ugh.
Surrender, Zemo.
End this before anyone gets hurt.
Hank? Are you crazy? Run! Tear him apart! Sorry, Simon.
He's shrunk down.
Dynamo.
Come on, bug.
What are you-- JARVIS, activate remote recall.
Mach 7.
Remote launch activated.
Thor, you would not harm would you? Nay.
But my friend might.
You.
Executioner, I need you.
I'd like my shield back now.
It needs to be cleaned.
Simon, I'm glad to see you up and about, but what are you doing with these people? You're a good man, you don't want any part of this.
I don't have any choice.
They're the only reason I'm even alive.
And if I want to stay alive, I do what they say.
All right, team, I want this scum out of my house right now.
Destroy them all! Stark! This is gonna to hurt.
And I won't lie to you, I'm kind of glad.
Enchantress, we are leaving.
So when did you get back from Wakanda? Ugh, you know, I'm not so sure I want to be part of a team I have to rescue every week.
Perhaps they will elect you team leader now? Really? You think? Okay, stop.
Everyone stop.
Does anyone know what that was all about? Our enemies wish vengeance upon us.
Defeat does not sit well with some.
I'm not so sure.
Zemo.
He seems so certain of what he was doing like it was going to put the world right in his hands.
How? He said someone had promised it to him.
I told you not to underestimate them.
And you didn't account for the Panther and Hawkeye.
Enough.
It doesn't matter.
None of it does.
For it is all a game.
And you've played your parts.
The pieces are in place, My Lord.
But, man, you're not so smart.
I mean, you get beat up by me, you go to jail, you breakout, then you come back here? Everybody knows this is where I shop.
But here's the real question.
Why do you like prison so much? Whirlwind? Dave? Not feeling chatty today? What? Enchantress.
I don't know what you're up to, but get ready to-- Ow.
What? You think I'm gonna give up? Think again.
I'm an Avenger.
Aah! One down.
* Our world's about to break * * Tormented and upset * * The loss from when wake * * With no way to go back * * I'm standing on my own * * But now I'm not alone * * Always we will fight as one * * Till the battle's won * * With evil on the run * * We never come undone * * Assemble, we are strong * * Forever fight as one * * Assemble, we are strong * * Forever fight as one * Okay, so listen.
You realize the Avengers are a complete disaster, right? Iron-Man is completely unqualified to lead a team like this.
Thor is crazy.
The Hulk is a bomb waiting to go off.
Ant-Man couldn't be less interested in taking down bad guys.
And Wasp belongs on the party circuit.
Not in law enforcement.
You forgot Captain America.
And you, you're a king.
Sitting here in your-- your-- What is this place anyway? The Wakandan Embassy.
An embassy for crying out loud.
What do you care about the Avengers? Are you bored? You eat that? What is it? The juices of the heart shaped herb enhance the senses of the kings of the Panther Tribe.
And in point of fact, it is applied to the skin.
and a lethal poison to those who are not of the royal line.
No, no, no, the suits have to be in an expandable array.
Interchangeable, too.
So I can have any suit at any time, in seconds.
You only have three suits, sir.
Sure, now, but what if-- Why are you arguing with me? Just reconfigure it.
Mansion update.
Avenger ID, Wasp, accepted.
Oh, good.
Jan would want me to have more suits.
Maybe you'll do what she says.
Ms.
Van Dyne is not-- is not-- JARVIS? Catastrophic system error.
Whoa! Aah! No, Dynamo.
Not yet.
Kirby Kibble dog food, now with the Kirby dots of real beef that dogs love.
Ugh, stupid commercials.
Hello again, monster.
Huh? Huh? Tony? I told you when we last met this wasn't over, Captain.
Now it is.
What of Thor? I haven't forgotten, Enchantress.
The Thunderer and Ant-Man remain.
Avengers, assemble.
So is your dad still taking his big nap? What did you call it again? The Odin sleep.
No, he has woken by now.
And you haven't talked to him yet? Nay, Jane Foster.
I have not returned to Asgard since we last spoke.
I have been needed here.
The Avengers are formidable, but the threats they face It would seem I am needed more than ever.
This card is troubling.
Iron-Man's technology is constantly making noises at me.
I think they're calling you, Thor.
Like you said, you're needed.
Ho, Avengers.
Ho, computer.
Thor has arrived.
Welcome Asgardian.
I know of thee.
You are Captain America's foe.
Zemo.
You may call me master.
Now, kneel before me.
Are you mad, mortal? Thor kneels before no one.
As I said, kneel before your masters.
Well, that's not good.
All right, we call in SHIELD, go in with the Hulkbuster gear-- And destroy the city in the issuing battle as well as seal the fates of our captive teammates.
Well, what do you recommend? Indeed.
It is up to us.
What are you going to do, Zemo? Do not be so troubled, my Wonderman.
All you need to know is that if you do as I say, you will get your humanity back.
And you needn't worry either, Dynamo.
You can have Iron-Man.
I have a much bigger appetite.
When? When I say so.
Zemo.
Welcome back, Captain.
You've got me, Zemo.
There's no need to involve anyone else.
Ah, but the Avengers are already spoken for, Captain.
You're new friends have made powerful enemies.
What do you want? The war is over.
After all these years, is revenge on me really that important to you? Yes.
But now, Captain, I've been promised the world.
And you will live just long enough to see me have it.
Ssh, be at ease, my love.
You are safe with me.
Enchantress? What are you doing, Amora? You are an Asgardian, not some lackey to a mortal villain.
Zemo is but a toy to be discarded when I tire of him.
What do you want? You of course.
You have always been my heart's desire.
We could leave Midgard and Asgard behind, and we can be together.
I say thee nay.
What are you doing, Enchantress? It's a mistake to keep them alive, Zemo.
I will not be questioned by you, Abomination.
Don't ignore me.
You got no powers, no strength.
You're nothing.
So why are you giving orders to us? The Avengers are done and so is this mission.
The Hulk is still alive, but the bigger threat is Ant-Man.
Ant-Man? If you're worried about Ant-Man, then we really are better off without-- Ant-Man is the last Avenger.
He's a threat.
And you wish to know why I lead? Because I am better than you.
Ant-Man is not the last Avenger.
There's two more.
Okay, that was a good move.
You are worm food, mortal.
Zemo, another Avenger is inside the mansion.
The Wakandan.
Some one crush him.
I owe you some payback, Robin Hood.
Please, I'm begging you.
Brush your teeth.
Hawkeye, are you insane? Why didn't you bring in SHIELD? See, I knew it.
Ah, the SHIELD agent and the Wakandan King.
You should have walked away from the Avengers before it came to this.
Now, you must be punished.
I am an Avenger, and I will meet my end with pride.
I'm gonna meet mine with kicking and screaming.
You choose, Captain.
Which of your teammates will be the first to taste my blade? You know what, Zemo? I want to go first.
I'm tired of listening to you.
Amusing.
Did you really believe the two of you could defeat all of us? Weird.
Purple puss here seems to think we were trying to defeat him.
I heard.
He is misguided.
We were not trying to defeat your team, Baron.
We were simply allowing Ant-Man uninterrupted access to his lab.
Yeah, we picked him up from the Wakandan Embassy while you tools were starting your little siege here.
He just needed to get a few things.
Ugh.
Surrender, Zemo.
End this before anyone gets hurt.
Hank? Are you crazy? Run! Tear him apart! Sorry, Simon.
He's shrunk down.
Dynamo.
Come on, bug.
What are you-- JARVIS, activate remote recall.
Mach 7.
Remote launch activated.
Thor, you would not harm would you? Nay.
But my friend might.
You.
Executioner, I need you.
I'd like my shield back now.
It needs to be cleaned.
Simon, I'm glad to see you up and about, but what are you doing with these people? You're a good man, you don't want any part of this.
I don't have any choice.
They're the only reason I'm even alive.
And if I want to stay alive, I do what they say.
All right, team, I want this scum out of my house right now.
Destroy them all! Stark! This is gonna to hurt.
And I won't lie to you, I'm kind of glad.
Enchantress, we are leaving.
So when did you get back from Wakanda? Ugh, you know, I'm not so sure I want to be part of a team I have to rescue every week.
Perhaps they will elect you team leader now? Really? You think? Okay, stop.
Everyone stop.
Does anyone know what that was all about? Our enemies wish vengeance upon us.
Defeat does not sit well with some.
I'm not so sure.
Zemo.
He seems so certain of what he was doing like it was going to put the world right in his hands.
How? He said someone had promised it to him.
I told you not to underestimate them.
And you didn't account for the Panther and Hawkeye.
Enough.
It doesn't matter.
None of it does.
For it is all a game.
And you've played your parts.
The pieces are in place, My Lord.