The Garfield Show (2008) s01e14 Episode Script

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-[Garfield snoring]
-[alarm rings]
[upbeat theme song playing]
-[Garfield] Hee-hee!
-[remote clicks]
[Garfield snoring]
-Hey, I smell something terrific.
-[sniffs]
I smell something baked and terrific.
Jon is baking pies! No, bread! No, cake!
No, pies, br
Oh, bread and cake and pies!
No! Maybe muffins.
[Jon humming]
Muffins, tarts, rolls, maybe cookies.
I'm baking dough balls, Garfield.
[Garfield] Maybe Danish,
maybe prune Danish, maybe
Dough balls?
We're driving to the cove
to go fishing today.
Dough balls make great bait to catch fish.
[Odie] Huh?
Ptooey! Yuck!
What a cruel thing to do to a fish.
-Hi, pupster. Going fishing with Jon?
-Yeah! Yeah!
No, not me.
You won't catch me out
in that leaky boat of his getting seasick.
[Odie yelping]
I know. No, no, I don't care
about the beautiful scenery.
The only beautiful scenery
I want to see is right here.
[Garfield gasps]
If you're looking for food, I packed
everything to take on the fishing trip.
[Odie yipping]
Ah! Fishing. The most glorious sport
in all the world.
"Ah! Fishing. The most glorious sport
in all the world."
No, I don't care about the fish,
but I'll do anything for lunch.
[Jon] The water is so peaceful
in this little cove.
You know, guys,
catching fish isn't the important part.
It's the peace and the serenity
and just being out in nature that matters.
Fishermen always say that
when they've been out three hours
and haven't caught so much as a sardine.
I don't care if I catch a fish.
It doesn't matter one bit if I catch
A fish! I've got a fish on my line.
I did it! I did it!
Jon did it! Jon did it! Alert the media.
[Odie yipping]
Hey! There he is!
-He's a beaut.
-He's an hors d'oeuvre.
There we go! I knew my dough balls
were the perfect bait.
I'll put a bigger one on
and catch a bigger fish.
-[fish whimpering]
-[Odie] Huh?
[Odie whines]
[Jon humming]
[snoring]
Ptooey!
[sighs]
[all three snoring]
Hey, leave me alone.
I'm dreaming about penne pasta
in Alfredo sauce.
I don't care if you are thirsty.
Hey, we're surrounded by water. Try some.
Huh?
[barks]
Mama said I got to find food.
Got to find food.
Uh-oh.
That was close. Chomper almost spotted me.
Now, what was I doing?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Looking for dinner.
[clang!]
Hey, there's something.
Yuck! A dough ball.
No fish in his right mind
would bite on one of those things.
A worm! Mama's favorite food!
[Odie] Oww!
Mama will be so happy with this worm.
Mama, mama! Look what I brought you.
Junior, you can't keep a dog down here.
A dog? Oh, that's funny.
I thought he was a worm.
-What's wrong with him, Mama?
-He's a dog, Junior. He needs air.
Oh! Well, where can he get some?
[Odie gagging]
Hi, Mom. Hi, Junior.
Hey, I know that dog.
-He needs air.
-He sure does.
Hey, Bernie! Bernie Blowfish!
That dog!
He saved my life a little while ago!
Now we got to save his!
You're full of air.
[Bernie] Sure thing, Red.
[Odie gasping]
I'll give him one of my big,
beautiful bubbles.
[coughing]
[snoring]
Where's Odie?
Odie?
That's funny.
We're in the middle of the cove
and there's no sign of him.
I guess he fell overboard.
Fell overboard? Odie!
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm about to do
my one heroic deed for the year.
Odie! Odie! Where are you?
He must be a goner.
He couldn't breathe down here.
-Thanks again for throwing me back, dog.
-You're welcome.
There's an orange cat
running out of air over there.
[howls]
-Friend of yours, dog?
-Yeah!
Come on!
-Hi, Odie.
-Hello.
Well, this is a nice place you got here.
Your friend here saved my life.
Would you like a tour
of the bottom of the cove?
Oh, yeah, sure.
We really like it down here.
It's wet, but it's home.
Well, looks like rush hour.
This is the main underwater thoroughfare.
And there's our traffic cop.
-[horns honking]
-[blows whistle]
[tires screech]
[blows whistle]
Does he ever give out traffic tickets?
Only when he catches someone
swimming over the speed limit.
This is one of those new fast-food places
that are popping up.
They have a swim-thru window.
Anything tasty to eat? I'm famished.
Would you like a worm to-go?
I'm not that famished.
That reminds me.
I promised to find Mama a worm.
See you later!
[announcer] The seahorses are at the gate.
The track looks fast but a little wet.
[Odie] What's that?
[Garfield] Well, it looks like
some sort of race track.
Yes, and it looks like a race
is just about to start.
-[ringing]
-[announcer] And there they go!
Sea Biscuit is off to an early lead,
followed by Pony Boy,
Little Squirt and Amphibian at the rail.
[humming]
[Red gasps]
[Chomper laughing evilly]
-Ohh! It's Chomper! Help!
-[evil laughter continues]
[announcer] Approaching the finish line,
it's Pony Boy and Sea Biscuit!
Pony Boy and Sea Biscuit!
And it's Sea Biscuit the winner!
[cheering]
[fish 1] Sea Biscuit!
[fish 2] Help! It's Chomper!
That's my brother.
It's Chomper! We got to do something!
Perfect!
Leave it to me. I think I know.
[whistles]
Hey, hey!
Run!
Uh-oh. I'm fish food.
Nyah!
[teeth clang]
Here, fellow. Have a dough ball.
[bell ringing]
What? I caught another fish?
Ohh!
Whoa!
[screams]
Huh? [laughing]
[bell ringing]
[gasping]
[Bernie] Chomper's heading out
of the cove and into the ocean.
You saved us again.
How can we show our appreciation?
Well, the air's getting
a little thin in here.
So, if you don't mind
-Certainly! Bernie?
-At your service.
Going up!
-[pop!]
-[both] Whoa!
Garfield? Odie?
They must have gotten knocked overboard
along with most of my gear.
Oh, no. No
They were such wonderful friends.
So cute, so adorable.
Ahem!
[Jon] Don't try to cheer me up, Garfield
and Odie, I'm missing Garfield and Odie.
Three, two, one!
Garfield! Odie! You're safe! You're safe!
Not if you keep hugging us like that.
Let's celebrate. We'll have lunch.
Except that there's no lunch.
We're stuck here until somebody
comes by and rescues us.
Stuck out here with nothing to eat?
[Jon] In the meantime
Dough ball?
No, thanks!
I've seen what those things do to fish.
[chuckles]
[Jon] Don't worry.
Someone will be along soon.
I'm sorry, all we have to eat
are these dough balls.
[Garfield] Yeah. Real sorry.
-Could you pass the mustard, Odie?
-Yeah.
[owl hoots]
-Happy birthday, Liz!
-Oh, Jon. You're spoiling me.
You have better things to do
with your money.
Yeah. Spend it on the cat.
-Thank you, Jon. You're a darling!
-And that's not all, Liz.
[Liz] Huh?
I've cooked a delicious
four-course Italian dinner.
Oh, Jon, I love Italian food!
-Once again, Liz is trying to do my job.
-And this is from the three of us.
What?!
-Garfield, Odie and me.
-[Liz] Jon, this is wonderful.
You all look so pretty in this picture.
Especially Garfield.
[laughs] The camera loves me.
It must have been difficult to take this,
getting Garfield and Odie
to sit still long enough.
Nah. It was a piece of cake. [chuckles]
[Garfield] Do not believe that man.
You have no idea
what it took to get that picture.
It all started yesterday morning.
[yawning]
It had been a perfect day.
Woke up at 10:00, had breakfast,
back in bed by 10:15.
As I was waking up
for my pre-lunch snack,
Jon came in with
one of those looks on his face.
Garfield, Odie, this is very important.
Very important is something
that affects my eating or sleeping?
Tomorrow is Liz's birthday.
Not very important.
And we're going to give her
a very special gift, a family picture!
Great. Go find a family and take one.
Here's a sketch of the photograph.
I want the three of us
with great big smiles.
[yips]
This is silly.
No force on this planet
could get me to do this.
And if you guys cooperate
and we get the picture right,
-there'll be extra lasagna tonight.
-[Odie yips]
Okay, I'm in.
I sell out cheap, don't I?
Anything involving tomato sauce
and I'm yours.
Okay, guys, let's go do it.
It'll only take a few minutes.
[Garfield] "It'll only take
a few minutes."
When does anything
that will only take a few minutes
actually only take a few minutes?
I have a timer so I can get in the picture
before it goes off.
Aha! Perfect.
Okay, let's set the timer on
let's say ten seconds.
[sighs]
[click]
[Jon panting]
[shutter snaps]
Oops!
Looks like I set the timer wrong.
[panting]
-Huh? [groans]
-[button clicks]
Ahhh!
[shutter snaps]
Oh, I don't know.
Looks to me like you got your best side.
This time, we should be alright.
I set the timer on 30 seconds.
Okay, guys! Look at the camera
and say cheese!
Cheese!
Hurry up. I have a cramp in my jaw.
Maybe I forgot to push the right button.
I'll just take a quick look!
[click]
-[panting]
-[shutter snaps]
I think the last shot of you was better.
[panting]
-[click]
-[panting]
-[Odie] Hello!
-[Garfield] Cheese.
[pigeon cooing]
[shutter snaps]
-Ptooey!
-[cuckoo clock chiming]
[panting]
-[click]
-[panting]
Cheese!
[shutter snaps]
[panting]
-[click]
-[panting]
-Say cheese!
-Cheddar.
-[Odie barking]
-Odie? Odie, stop it! Bad dog! Bad dog!
[shutter snaps]
And that's pretty much
how it went all day long.
Say cheese!
All this talk of cheese
is making me hungry.
Cheese!
-[Odie yipping]
-[Garfield] Ohh!
-Meow?
-[shutter snaps]
This is an awful picture, Nermal.
-What's wrong with it?
-"What's wrong with it?"
You're in it. That's what's wrong!
Why can't I be in the picture?
I'm adorable.
This is a family picture, Nermal
and you are not,
I am pleased to say, family.
In any case,
you're too close to the camera.
Oh. How far should I be?
-[Garfield kicks]
-[Nermal] Whoaaa!
-[crash!]
-About that far.
[panting]
-[click]
-[panting]
[Nermal] Oooh!
Cheddar.
[shutter snaps]
How far are you sending me this time?
Maybe you can have your picture taken
with some Martians.
[chuckles]
[Nermal] Whoaaaa!
Goodbye! Farewell! And don't come back!
-[panting]
-[Jon] Ohh.
[click]
[panting]
Cheese!
-Hi, neighbor.
-[Jon snarls]
I was fixing myself a nice cup of coffee,
and then I realized I was out of sugar.
I was wondering
if I could borrow some from you.
[sighs] We're trying to take a photo here.
[shutter snaps]
Hey, good shot of the next-door neighbor.
Lousy shot of you.
[panting]
-[click]
-[panting]
Cheddar!
[buzzing]
-[Jon] Huh?
-[bee buzzing]
[Jon screaming]
Yaa! Go away!
[screaming]
Go away!
[shutter snaps]
[Garfield sighs]
[Odie muttering]
Ohh!
[sobbing]
[screams]
[click]
-Ugh!
-[phone rings]
Hello? Oh, hi, Liz.
Yeah, we're on for your
birthday celebration tomor
[gasps]
-[shutter snaps]
-Jon? Jon? Are you there?
He was there.
His brain wasn't, but he was.
-[click]
-[Jon sighs]
[Garfield snickers]
Hi again, neighbor.
You won't believe
what I found under my sink:
an old package of sugar.
[wheezes, laughs]
So I guess I won't be needing yours.
How's that family picture of yours
coming along?
-[shutter snaps]
-[Jon] Ehh!
[Garfield scoffs]
-[Garfield] Meow!
-[click]
[muttering]
[Garfield laughs]
-[Nermal screams]
-[incoming projectile whistling]
-[crash!]
-[shutter snaps]
[bird chirping]
Huh?
What part of the phrase
"Don't come back" wasn't clear?
[Nermal screaming]
If this seems drastic to you,
you've obviously never met Nermal.
Trust me. It's necessary.
-[click]
-[panting]
Oh no, my nostril is itching.
[shutter snaps]
Sorry.
[panting]
-[click]
-[panting]
[shutter snaps]
[Garfield panting]
-[click]
-[panting]
-[shutter snaps]
-[Odie panting]
-[click]
-[panting]
[shutter snaps]
[click]
Cheddar.
-[shutter snaps]
-Oh, it figures.
The weather report was for clear skies
and temps in the 80s.
-[click]
-[panting]
Say cheese, everyone.
I keep saying cheese and not getting any.
-[clang!]
-[shutter snaps]
[Garfield] No comment.
Alright now, before I start the timer,
is everything okay?
No rain showers imminent?
Not a cloud for miles.
No one's nose itches?
I scratched mine already.
-How about you?
-Fine.
-No one's going to interrupt us?
-[Nermal and neighbor mumbling]
No one's gonna interrupt us.
[mumbling]
Fine. I'm starting the timer.
-[panting]
-[car horn honks]
Say cheese!
Someone order a large pizza
with extra pepperoni and mushroom?
-[Garfield laughs]
-[Jon] Huh?
[Jon laughs hysterically]
[shutter snaps]
Mmm! Yum.
Hey, it's your fault for making me
think of cheese all day.
[spacecraft whirring]
[beeping]
[laughing hysterically]
Alright! I've had enough.
It's time to do something drastic.
Okay! Everyone ready?
-Do you think this looks okay?
-Of course it looks okay!
I am one of the world's greatest
professional photographers.
I can make anyone look good.
Even the three of you!
Alright, I think.
If you had done this in the first place,
it would have saved us a lot of grief.
Here. Alright, here we go.
One, two, three Cheese!
I need more pizza.
-[shutter snapping]
-Perfect! Magnificent!
I have outdone myself.
I shall make a print for your lady friend.
[all sighing]
And that's what it took
to get the picture taken for Liz.
Well, it's a great photo
and I thank you all for it.
-It's just
-Huh?
-Something wrong with it?
-Oh, no! It's great, but
Well, Jon, there's a certain expression
I know you for,
a special look
you often have on your face.
Oh, what look is that?
Well, it's hard to describe,
but it's so typically you.
[Garfield] Hmm.
[Jon chuckles]
[screams]
That's it, Jon!
That's the look I know you for.
I know that look very well.
[ding!]