The Haunted Hathaways (2013) s01e14 Episode Script

Okay.
It's time for the annual Preston camping trip! Hah hah! - Fishing pole! - Check.
- Tent! - Bingo! Lantern, compass, bird caller.
Affirmative, totes, yuppers.
Packed, organized, and ready to go! Yeah! Louie, what are you doing? Making Frankie jealous by showing her all the cool camping gear! Frankie.
You've never been camping? We're from New York.
Mom's idea of camping was having us sleep in the living room with the nature channel on.
See this? With one pull of the cord, it blows up into a huge raft! Not in here, it doesn't.
I told you five times only adults can operate this equipment.
Hate it when you treat me like a little kid! I hate it, I hate it, I hate it! Ooh! Camping.
Funzies.
I wish we got the nature channel here.
Mm.
You know what? Why don't you guys come with us? That'd be awesome! I just need a toothbrush, flashlight, and a couple of my mannequin heads.
I'll probably bring Tanya and big Gurt.
They're the most outdoorsy.
I'm not sure.
It's kinda last-minute.
OMG! TMI.
Roflagpwatthyo! Roflagpwatthyo! Frankie, look out.
Michelle, I hate to be Buddy Butinsky, or Tommy Two Cents or Miles.
Camping might be good for Tay.
It's a chance to disconnect with her phone and reconnect with her family.
You're right, Miles.
Taylor, you could use a technology break.
No, thanks.
I already ate.
This'll do the trick.
[Tune plays.]
Camping? Without my phone? No! Lol.
Send.
[Chime.]
[Spooky rock music.]
If you move into a haunted house.
You gotta try to work things out.
So if you're living with a ghost or three.
You gotta be one big, semi scary family.
Don't know how we ended up this way.
But I guess you could call us The Haunted Hathaways.
The Haunted Hathaways.
The Haunted Hathaways.
The Haunted Hathaways.
[Music.]
I love heading to the great outdoors with only the bare essentials.
Ready for the wilderness! Anyone wanna give me a hand with the rest of it? Rest of it? Well, yeah.
This is just evening-wear.
Oh, no.
Camping is all about roughing it.
Oh, well Okay.
Now I'm ready.
Forget all that.
Everything you need to survive in the wilderness is Right up here.
So let's finish loading up the car! Hah hah hah! I can't believe we're going to sleep in the woods on purpose.
What's with the scarf? It's a kerchief! And for your information, they only award it to those few select Ghost Scouts.
Who got their order form in on time.
Hey.
There's that cool raft.
Yep.
There it is.
Opening it would be wrong.
So very wrong.
Woo! This is awesome! Here comes the rapids! Look out for Angry Dad! Reverse course, reverse course! - Louie! - What happened? These two happened! Didn't I tell you not to touch that? You guys could have gotten hurt.
Why do you grownups always say that? Because unlike kids, we have to worry about consequences.
And here's one you can't go camping now.
What? That's not fair! Can I at least tell you my side? No.
It's the only way you're gonna learn.
Darn we'll go another time.
Where's my phone? We're still going.
Just not Louie.
I'll get him a ghost sitter.
Wait.
It was my idea.
I'm the puppet master here.
In that case, you're not going either.
Oh did not think that one through.
- I'll call Mrs.
Gunderson.
- [Gasps.]
Not her! She's a tyrant! And so many warts She's exactly what you two need.
Hey! Look at me disregarding rules! You can't trust me! I'm a loose cannon! All righty, as soon as Mrs.
Gunderson gets here, we're off.
She's always on time.
She should be here in four, three, two Rosalyn! You're early.
I'm exactly on time.
Your watch is two seconds slow.
Fix it! Hi, Mrs.
Gunderson.
I'm Michelle Hunched like a gargoyle! Stand up straight! You're a lady! Thanks for calling that to my attention.
And how is young Miles? Uh, I'm doing fine, Mrs.
Gunderwarts I mean, Warterson I mean warts! Taylor.
It's 80 degrees out.
You're obviously trying to hide your phone.
Hand it over.
Wow.
You're good, Mom.
Teenagers.
They always think they're smarter than we are.
- Am I right? - You're a simpleton.
What? How'd all this get here? Weird.
You must be Gunderson.
- How do you do? - I do very well, thank you.
The day is young.
You think you're cute, tiny hipster? A cardigan? You're a monster! Thank you very much.
- Where's the other one? - I haven't seen him in a while.
He's probably still mad at me.
[Belch.]
Looks like we got a stowaway.
Louie? No, I am-a Luigi, a fun-loving soccer ball.
Let's-a go camping, huh? Louie, I've had it with you.
Upstairs now! I no know this Louie you speak of.
Pepperoni-a pizza! Son, you come out of that ball or I'm coming in! You can't.
We both know only one ghost can possess an object at a time! We'll see about that! [Snap.]
[Louie grunts.]
Hey, you can't get in here too.
- Let's go, Louie! Out! - I'm-a Luigi! No, you're not! - Oof! - Uh! Ah we're lucky, Louis.
Two ghosts possessing an object at the same time Something bad could have happened.
I feel weird, pops.
- Aah! - Aah! - You look like me! - You look like me! We switched forms! Son, this is your fault.
Now I have to figure out how to get us back to normal.
Louie? Louie Oh, that kid's in trouble now! What the You're not snapping anywhere.
What did you do? Don't tell me you've forgotten about the famous Gunderson mittens! As long as these are on your hands, you don't have any ghosting powers.
Look, Rosalyn, there's been a crazy mix-up Don't call me Rosalyn, you pint-sized hooligan! I'm not Louie.
It's me, Ray.
Nice try.
I just saw your father in the hallway, and he told me you'd say you'd switched forms.
You're not going anywhere! My father? Look, lady whoa! That's a lot of warts! Mom, think this through.
It could be dangerous.
It's called the wild-er-ness, not the safety-der-ness.
Yeah.
Let that sink in.
Honey, Ray's a camping expert.
We are absolutely in safe hands.
I'm going camping! Hey! I'm hitting the woods, because I got the goods.
I'm Lou Hey, family.
Uh, let us depart now.
- I call front seat.
- Oh, not fair! He always gets front seat! Always, always, always! Whoa, Dad.
You can have it.
You're the grownup.
You can do whatever you want.
[Lets out breath.]
I can do whatever I want.
I'm in charge! You got a spot on your kerchief.
Oh, no! Made ya look.
Pfft! Let's go camping! Don't you feel safer, Tay? [Music.]
Ha! Yeah! This spot's cool.
Let's camp here and stuff! Wow, Ray! When you said, "last one out is a smelly doo-doo head who has to carry everything".
I thought you were kidding.
Dad, Ghost Scout rule number all the food so stray animals don't wander into camp.
Meh meh meh meh meh meh-meh-meh.
I'm Miles.
I memorize stuff.
Set up my hammock! Comfort before safety? I could lose my kerchief for this.
Speaking of comfort [Farts.]
Ha ha! I'm not sure I like Camping Ray.
I can't believe Mrs.
Gunderson put these mittens on me and took away my powers.
I can't believe you're wearing that stupid matching outfit your Dad bought you.
Hey, the sass stops now, young lady.
Oh, give it up.
No one's buying the "I'm Ray" act.
First of all, this isn't an act.
And secondly I'm Ray! Okay.
If you're really Ray, then you'll have no problem spelling the word phantom.
- Fine.
P - [Gasps.]
Ray! It is you! - I can't believe this.
- I know.
We were possessing the same object, and this happened.
I'm talking about Louie out there toasting marshmallows and leaving me here to rot with no-fun Gunderson and you! I mean and you! We've got to fix this.
The ghost book! That has the answer to everything.
Ray Preston, you one smart cookie.
Ha-ha-ha! What is this? [Gasps.]
Reading? Did I say it was playtime? Back to cleaning! I can't believe Ray hired that battle ax.
He's such a doof! Still in here, Frankie.
Woo, pow! Pow! [Laughs.]
Exploding lunch meat? Best day ever! Launching bologna all over a campsite? Jiminy Crickets, this is a nightmare! [Sighs.]
Come on, dork-a-tron.
It's fun.
Did you just call me "dork-a-tron"? Uh [chuckles awkwardly.]
It's French, uh, for "beloved son".
Oh.
Merci.
Yes! I did it! I assembled the tent! I battled nature, and I won! How do I get out? The flap won't open! I'm trapped! Never mind.
I'm out.
Really? Ooh.
Hey.
Not now, Frankie.
It's Miles.
You know there's no phone in your hands, right? Yes.
Sorta.
I don't even know anymore.
It's just, I miss my friends and all the gossip.
Taylor, you're sitting right next to a friend with plenty of gossip up his sleeve.
Ha.
Really? You got stuff to dish? Sure.
Well, let's see.
You already know about me getting my Scout's kerchief.
That got pretty political.
[Sighs.]
[Gasps.]
Uh-oh.
What? No way.
What is it? That group of squirrels down there is involved in a major love triangle.
- You can understand squirrels? - Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
Logan's a bad-boy squirrel from the wrong side of the pond.
He was caught swapping acorns with Ava.
Ooh! Rusty, her fiance, was supposed to marry her, but this changes everything.
Miles, do you really think that I'm so starved for gossip that I really care what some squirrel is saying? Pfft.
So does Ava love Logan? [Sighs.]
She's confused.
Rusty gives her stability, but with Logan, it's one day at a time.
Uh-oh.
This is bad! What now? Is the engagement off? No! There's a huge bear in our campsite! [Bear growls.]
What was that? [Screaming.]
What now, Ray? I'm getting real t [Screams.]
Bear! Ray, do something! Uh, right! I'm on it! I meant do something for me! Oh, I knew that.
Take this, bear! So I'll be mauled by a funny bear? [Screaming.]
Thank you, Miles.
You saved my life.
I wear the kerchief.
It's what we do.
All right, time to get that book back.
Wait here.
I'll go get my crossbow and laughing gas.
No, that's what's wrong with you kids.
You always have to hatch some crazy plan, when all it takes is a little maturity and charm.
Watch and learn, little one.
Ha! Good evening, Mrs.
Gunderson.
[Chuckles.]
It was.
What are you doing here? Rosalyn, I think you and I got off on the wrong foot.
Wow, got a little distracted by your sparkling eyes.
What color would you call that? Coal.
Anyway, I thought if we took a moment to have a mature conversation.
We can reach an understanding.
You are so not getting a Christmas card from the Prestons this year, madam! I'm sure I'll miss the wacky photo of you all in a fake snowball fight! Really, Ray? That's your card? You can take me off that list too.
That woman wouldn't even listen to me.
Welcome to kid world.
Not always fun to never be taken seriously.
I can't believe I'm saying this, Frankie, but what would you do? Depends.
You willing to get your hands dirty? - [Bear growling.]
- Okay, Ray.
We're in a tree.
Anytime now, love to hear your plan.
[Stammers.]
I got nothing.
- What do you mean, you've got nothing? - [Bear roars.]
- I'm not Ray, all right? I'm Louie.
- You're what? We accidentally switched forms.
I took over before my Dad could stop me.
[Bear growls.]
The rainbow wig makes sense now.
At first, it was fun, but now it stinks.
Being an adult is a lot of work.
Someone else lead.
Let me see if I've got this straight.
We're in the middle of nowhere, in a tree, with a wild bear beneath us, and I am the only adult? Yuh-huh.
Oh, I know.
I can just call for help on my cell phone.
Oh.
Okay, Miles, is there any way you can help get rid of the bear? [Bear roars.]
Oh, yeah, talk to him.
You can communicate with animals.
Oh, grow up, Taylor.
I can't talk to animals.
I was just trying to make you feel better.
So there was never a Rusty? Let it go, woman.
[Sighs.]
- And, Louie - Hmm? - There's something on your shirt.
- Hmm? Uh pfft! [Muttering.]
There's a bear here, people! Fine.
I caused this.
I'm gonna save this family.
You know how you get rid of a bear? With a bigger, meaner bear! Check me out! Ha! Huh? Uh-oh.
What's happening? He likes you! Think you're about to go on your first date.
Oh, you gotta be kidding me! [Screams.]
Thanks, Louie! Great work! Is he gonna be okay? The bear can't hurt him.
He's a ghost.
He'll remember that.
[Screaming.]
[Bear roars.]
Eventually.
I don't know if I can do this.
You can, but if you're captured, no names.
See ya on the other side.
You again? Mrs.
G, the vacuum's broken.
I really want things to look nice for my Dad.
He's a caring, thoughtful guy.
[Chuckles.]
I always found him full of himself.
Let me see that thing.
[Vacuum whirring.]
Ooh, oh, whoa! Whoa, oh, oh! Aah, turn it off! Aah! Turn it off now! Oh! Darn thing won't shut off.
Oh, turn it off! - [Vacuum motor slows.]
- Ah! Squeaky clean, Mrs.
G.
Looks likes someone can skip her bath tonight.
Bathing is for the weak.
Out.
Out! We did it! Nice.
I haven't had that much fun in a long time.
So what do you and Louie usually do to celebrate? One time, we poured oatmeal in Ray's saxophone.
O kay.
We really gotta switch you back.
[Sighs.]
There's something about almost being eaten by a bear that makes you feel closer to those around you.
[Gasps.]
Did I leave Miles and Taylor in the car? Well, well, well.
What do you have to say for yourself, young man? - Dad, I'm so sorry.
- You should be.
I thought being an adult would be awesome, but I'm not ready for that.
It's really hard.
Yeah, it is.
But you know what? So is being a kid.
Sometimes grownups need to listen more.
So you ready to switch back? Yes, Sir.
The ghost book says we have to do exactly what we did before to get back to normal.
So let's do this! Ha! Woo-hoo! Ha, ha! - Woo! - Woo hoo! Everybody's okay.
Oof! [Squeals, screams.]
There you are Louie! You're on my list, twerp.
You're out there having a blast, and you leave me here with Gunderson and Ray? FYI, I had to work really hard to make your Dad fun.
[Scoffs.]
We switched back, Frankie.
I'm Ray.
Spell "phantom".
- P - [Gasps, screams.]