The Paynes (2018) s01e14 Episode Script
A Payneful Cry
[Handle rattles.]
Where the hell they at? She always moving stuff! Oof! Leave stuff alone.
[Birds chirping.]
[Dog barking in distance.]
Oh, right, the darn coat.
Are you all right? Shh! What's wrong with him? I don't know.
Yeah, you're right.
He's always like that.
What is he looking at? I don't know.
He lookin' at glass bricks.
You know you can't see outta that, right? Shh! Oh, I know that look.
- What? - Shh! Come on.
What is it?! Remember when mama was dating that man who went to jail? The one with the crazy eyes.
Yeah.
He used to stand at the window and blink like crazy! Yeah, I remember! That's the look he has.
You're right.
Aye, man.
You runnin' from the police? You, hush! Quiet! Go around shh! Oh, lord, help us.
We just got here and, now, we gotta move again! Well, it's been fun.
But But I don't wanna be out there again! I'm too young for all this stress! Me too.
Givin' me bags under my eyes.
Aye, man.
Shh-hh-hh! Shh! Shh! But we gotta go to school.
Go out the back! The bus is that way.
No, it's not.
Right now, go out the back! Okay? Now go! - Okay.
- Go, go, go, go.
You gotta move.
Go! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Come on, come on, come on.
You're gonna miss the bus.
Go, go, go.
Go, go, go.
- Go, go back.
Go back.
- Shh! Well, we told him.
Come on! - Baby.
- What? They can't go that way.
Why not? Because I told 'em to go out the back.
Curtis.
But the bus is that way.
Baby! They can run around.
They kids! - Now go, go! - Curtis! - Go, go, go! - Curtis.
You gonna miss it! Go! - Baby go! - You go, too.
Curtis.
Go on, all the way.
Curtis, what are you doing?! What are you doing? [Knock at door.]
Who is that knocking? - All right, sit down.
- Curtis! Where you put the magazines at?! Magazines? For what? Move, Curtis.
Move! Baby, I'm telling you.
Don't get it! Stop pushing! Curtis, why not? Baby, 'cause it's a process server.
A process server, for what?! She's suing us! Witch.
[Chuckle.]
I wish she would sue us.
Ella, I'm telling you, don't get the door.
But how do you know it's a process server? 'Cause I saw him when I just had, I was lookin' out the window.
He was coming up the street! And then the door knocks! Curtis, well, listen.
Not gettin' it is not gonna stop her from suing us.
Well, it sure in the hell would delay it.
Ohhh-oh.
Can you see me?! You see? - Yeah, I do see.
- He's standing right there, - ain't he? - Yes.
Is that him on the porch? I can't believe this.
Get outta here.
Hi.
Can I help you? Is that all? Thank you.
I said thank Curtis.
[Door closes.]
Curtis.
He just gave it to me.
Didn't say nothing.
He don't even know it's me.
Oh, Curtis.
Ahhh, Curtis.
Yeah, you right.
I'm what? You're right! About what? We've been served.
No, you've been served.
I didn't get the door.
And you will never be served again.
Thank you.
This broad actually suing us.
It says you, baby.
Cur-tis.
Cur-tis Payne.
M my name not on here.
Sorry, you've been served.
Et tu, brute? [Chuckle.]
That's your family.
Oof, boy.
My daddy was right about you.
Hi.
Hi.
How are you this morning? Hm? I'm okay.
You? I'm good.
We got a long day.
Yeah, I'm ready.
How are you? I said I was fine.
You sure? Yes.
Good.
And you? I said I was good! Okay.
[Crying.]
No, I'm not.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not so good.
Okay, okay, okay.
Wh-what's on your mind? Nothing.
Okay.
So did you see Curtis and Ella today? I live there.
I saw them.
So what they say? Uh, "good day.
I'll see ya after work"? They didn't mention anything? No.
Nothing at all? Why don't you just ask me what you wanna know? 'Cause I don't wanna know anything.
Well, you're surely asking questions like you wanna know something.
What is there for me to know? I don't know.
You tell me.
Nothin'! Okay, well, I'm gonna go get the plans ready for the kids today.
So how was Ella lookin' this mornin'? What is it, miss Joann? Do you know about that money? - Yes.
- The money that they found - in the laundromat? - Yes.
The money that belonged to my poor uncle David? Uncle Rob? - Yeah, yeah.
He he - Yeah.
- He had some money, too.
- And it was his uncle, too.
Well, they stole it from me! No, they did not! What, are you on their side? No, no, no.
No.
I'm not on anybody's side.
Well, then you would know they stole it from me! Miss Joann, you know miss Ella would never steal anything.
Oh, well, then, what would you call it? I call it they bought the place and you didn't know the money was there.
Yes, I did! Then why did you sell it?! Well, I didn't know where it was! I knew that my uncle had money and he left it somewhere.
Well, you sold it.
I know that! But I didn't sell the money! That is more money than he bought the house and the laundromat for.
Y eah, and they were in really bad shape.
Well.
Oh.
Oh, you been you been talking to them? No.
I was there.
I know how bad it was.
It wasn't that bad.
Do I really need to show you the pictures? I remember.
And all you have to do is go look at the laundromat.
- I know.
- Yeah? And it was so bad, you had to move your uncle in with you.
- Ugh! I know.
- Right? So, no, they're not mad.
They're not wrong.
So, nothin'! That's what I'm talkin' about! He moved in here with me.
Curtis, he was in Atlanta.
Uncle David, he moved in with me.
I took care of him! I took care of uncle David.
Uncle Rob.
Yeah, yeah.
And he left you the house - Both: And the laundromat.
- Yes.
Well, I'm suing them.
Yeah, I heard you say that.
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
What, you think I'm wrong? You wanna know my honest opinion? Girl, we in the church! Yeah! Please! We in the temple.
Of course I wanna know the truth! Yeah, I wanna know how you really feel.
Yes, I think you're wrong.
How can I be wrong?! You didn't know the money was there.
Anybody could've found it.
- Yeah.
- You need to let it go.
They were so mean! They didn't even They didn't even offer me half of it.
They didn't have to.
- Yeah, but it was my - It was your uncle's money.
Yes, I know.
Ooh! I don't like this.
Well, I'm sorry, that's just how things happen sometimes.
Hmm.
So you really you really just you really think I should just let it go? I think you all should talk.
Oh, I'm not doin' that.
Mnh-mnh.
Then you're gonna waste a lot of money on a lawsuit.
You should talk.
I'm not talking to them! What if I mediated? Would you talk then? What that mean, you like a psychic, or something? No, no.
No, I'm not a psychic.
But, you know, get you guys talking.
Oh, well.
If they will, I will.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm gonna go and talk to 'em, okay? - Okay.
- And I'll call you.
Okay, fine.
- Okay.
- Okay, fine.
- Hey, baby.
- Yes, baby.
Just got off the phone with the lawyer.
What lawyer? The one on TV.
What lawyer on TV, baby? Baby! The one that say, "if you fall, I can get it all.
" Curtis, what you call that man for? What did you call him for? Baby, because we need a lawyer.
Curtis, we're not getting a lawyer.
Why would we get a lawyer? Baby, why not? I've been thinking.
- I've been thinking.
- Give me that.
Curtis, what are you doing? You are not doing this! Doing what, Curtis? Readin' this! This Bible! It makes you soft, Ella.
And I'm not havin' it! This is warm.
You you know what? You are going to listen to what I have to say.
Okay, fine.
I think that we should just give her half the money.
- What the?! - Say it.
Say it.
Just, everybody, just calm down.
Okay.
Now, look, whatever money that contractor don't use is going toward my boat.
Stop it.
You're not getting a boat.
Yes, I am.
And I'm gonna sail away from you.
Okay, Curtis.
Uh-huhh! Babe, will you just hear what I got to say? Would you just think about it? Okay.
Yeesh.
Thought about it.
And the answer's no! Well, Curtis, you know that account is in my name.
Baby, don't push me.
What are you talking about, Ella? [Scoff.]
I control the money.
Is that what we gonna do right now, Ella? That's how we gonna do this? That's how you roll now? Curtis.
Baby, just think about it.
[Door opens.]
What are you doin'? Just think about it.
I can't believe you.
I just want you to think about it! Hi.
- Hey.
- Don't "hi" me.
Don't mind him.
I never do.
You're home early.
Well, I wanted to come and talk to you two.
Let me tell you what: If that woman sent you over here to talk to me, forget it! [Chuckle.]
What is it about? It better not be about her.
Well, I think you three should find a way to solve this problem.
We already have.
- No, we haven't.
- You have? - What is? - Didn't I say we haven't? What is it, miss Ella? We were thinking that we would give her half the money.
We wasn't thinkin' nothin'! What's wrong wit you?! She was thinkin' that.
You know, I think that's not a bad idea.
You know what? I think you a bad idea.
I think that would solve all of this.
No, it won't.
Yes, it will.
Yes, it will.
Well, I think you three should meet.
No, we shouldn't.
I think that's a wonderful idea.
Well, I don't! - Shall I tell her to come by? - No! - Yes.
- All right.
- Okay.
All right.
- Yes! [Clap-clap.]
Yes! - Ooh, I feel better.
- [Door opens.]
I feel much better.
- So this the new you, Ella? - [Door closes.]
- What? - Just ignore me and disrespect me like that? You know I don't listen to you.
Half the time.
[Door opens.]
- Joann.
- Ya heard? I told you I would call you! Yeah, you was takin' too long.
So, what'd they say? They said, "I don't wanna talk to you.
" Okay, I'll go.
Come on back in here.
Thank you.
Thank you, Ella.
- Sit, please.
- [Chuckle.]
Over there! The hell you gonna come right next to me.
Curtis and I were thinking.
Curtis and I wasn't thinking nothin'! We were thinkin' that we would just split the money with you, half-and-half.
[Gasp.]
Ooh! Ella! - Were you really?! - No! Yes.
Yes.
We think that is the best thing.
You know what? This, you, with this "we" stuff, this gettin' on my nerves! We what?! He'll come around.
I ain't comin' around nothin', that kinda money.
Well, I don't think it's fair that we split the money.
Now, see? See, Ella? Ungrateful.
Hush, Curtis.
You better get her outta here.
Joann.
Well, what do you think is fair? Well, I-I did sell you the place and I knew there was a lotta work to be done.
Okay.
What are you saying? So, I'm sayin' that I want you to get that laundromat open.
And, after after you've gotten everything done, then we'll talk about whatever's left over to split together, after you pay for all the repairs to be done.
I think that's a wonderful idea.
- You do?! - Curtis, that is - a wonderful idea.
- I don't.
I think it's a stupid idea.
I'm sorry I was so closed-minded.
That, you were.
Well, I'm sorry that we didn't think about this beforehand.
I'm sorry I even married you.
And I'm sorry that you're my cousin.
And I'm sorry that you're here, period.
We will do it.
[Chuckling.]
Oh, good.
Then we have a deal? Yes.
- Thank you.
- No, no, no.
Why you shakin' hands with the enemy?! [Thud.]
Move! He'll come around.
But he's gonna talk all the way out.
Hey, mister lawyer man.
Curtis Payne.
Yeah.
What can I get if somebody slips and breaks they neck, walkin' out the door? How much? I just couldn't stand you being so upset with me.
Yeah, I don't like you two being upset.
[Chuckle.]
I'm glad you said we two being upset, because he is always upset about somethin'.
Don't worry about him.
I love him.
That's my husband.
He will come around.
- No - No, I won't! I want a divorce! Hey, so who was that lawyer you used? Just in case.
No, you shady.
[Laughs.]
Yeah.
O-okay.
Okay.
Okay, I won't.
I won't.
Okay.
Okay.
Call me back.
- [Birds chirping.]
- [Dog barking in distance.]
[Crying.]
I hope he get the message.
I can't believe her.
She took my money! I was gonna use for my boat! Chrome and stuff.
And a sail and stuff.
Me and my new woman.
Where the hell they at? She always moving stuff! Oof! Leave stuff alone.
[Birds chirping.]
[Dog barking in distance.]
Oh, right, the darn coat.
Are you all right? Shh! What's wrong with him? I don't know.
Yeah, you're right.
He's always like that.
What is he looking at? I don't know.
He lookin' at glass bricks.
You know you can't see outta that, right? Shh! Oh, I know that look.
- What? - Shh! Come on.
What is it?! Remember when mama was dating that man who went to jail? The one with the crazy eyes.
Yeah.
He used to stand at the window and blink like crazy! Yeah, I remember! That's the look he has.
You're right.
Aye, man.
You runnin' from the police? You, hush! Quiet! Go around shh! Oh, lord, help us.
We just got here and, now, we gotta move again! Well, it's been fun.
But But I don't wanna be out there again! I'm too young for all this stress! Me too.
Givin' me bags under my eyes.
Aye, man.
Shh-hh-hh! Shh! Shh! But we gotta go to school.
Go out the back! The bus is that way.
No, it's not.
Right now, go out the back! Okay? Now go! - Okay.
- Go, go, go, go.
You gotta move.
Go! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Come on, come on, come on.
You're gonna miss the bus.
Go, go, go.
Go, go, go.
- Go, go back.
Go back.
- Shh! Well, we told him.
Come on! - Baby.
- What? They can't go that way.
Why not? Because I told 'em to go out the back.
Curtis.
But the bus is that way.
Baby! They can run around.
They kids! - Now go, go! - Curtis! - Go, go, go! - Curtis.
You gonna miss it! Go! - Baby go! - You go, too.
Curtis.
Go on, all the way.
Curtis, what are you doing?! What are you doing? [Knock at door.]
Who is that knocking? - All right, sit down.
- Curtis! Where you put the magazines at?! Magazines? For what? Move, Curtis.
Move! Baby, I'm telling you.
Don't get it! Stop pushing! Curtis, why not? Baby, 'cause it's a process server.
A process server, for what?! She's suing us! Witch.
[Chuckle.]
I wish she would sue us.
Ella, I'm telling you, don't get the door.
But how do you know it's a process server? 'Cause I saw him when I just had, I was lookin' out the window.
He was coming up the street! And then the door knocks! Curtis, well, listen.
Not gettin' it is not gonna stop her from suing us.
Well, it sure in the hell would delay it.
Ohhh-oh.
Can you see me?! You see? - Yeah, I do see.
- He's standing right there, - ain't he? - Yes.
Is that him on the porch? I can't believe this.
Get outta here.
Hi.
Can I help you? Is that all? Thank you.
I said thank Curtis.
[Door closes.]
Curtis.
He just gave it to me.
Didn't say nothing.
He don't even know it's me.
Oh, Curtis.
Ahhh, Curtis.
Yeah, you right.
I'm what? You're right! About what? We've been served.
No, you've been served.
I didn't get the door.
And you will never be served again.
Thank you.
This broad actually suing us.
It says you, baby.
Cur-tis.
Cur-tis Payne.
M my name not on here.
Sorry, you've been served.
Et tu, brute? [Chuckle.]
That's your family.
Oof, boy.
My daddy was right about you.
Hi.
Hi.
How are you this morning? Hm? I'm okay.
You? I'm good.
We got a long day.
Yeah, I'm ready.
How are you? I said I was fine.
You sure? Yes.
Good.
And you? I said I was good! Okay.
[Crying.]
No, I'm not.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not so good.
Okay, okay, okay.
Wh-what's on your mind? Nothing.
Okay.
So did you see Curtis and Ella today? I live there.
I saw them.
So what they say? Uh, "good day.
I'll see ya after work"? They didn't mention anything? No.
Nothing at all? Why don't you just ask me what you wanna know? 'Cause I don't wanna know anything.
Well, you're surely asking questions like you wanna know something.
What is there for me to know? I don't know.
You tell me.
Nothin'! Okay, well, I'm gonna go get the plans ready for the kids today.
So how was Ella lookin' this mornin'? What is it, miss Joann? Do you know about that money? - Yes.
- The money that they found - in the laundromat? - Yes.
The money that belonged to my poor uncle David? Uncle Rob? - Yeah, yeah.
He he - Yeah.
- He had some money, too.
- And it was his uncle, too.
Well, they stole it from me! No, they did not! What, are you on their side? No, no, no.
No.
I'm not on anybody's side.
Well, then you would know they stole it from me! Miss Joann, you know miss Ella would never steal anything.
Oh, well, then, what would you call it? I call it they bought the place and you didn't know the money was there.
Yes, I did! Then why did you sell it?! Well, I didn't know where it was! I knew that my uncle had money and he left it somewhere.
Well, you sold it.
I know that! But I didn't sell the money! That is more money than he bought the house and the laundromat for.
Y eah, and they were in really bad shape.
Well.
Oh.
Oh, you been you been talking to them? No.
I was there.
I know how bad it was.
It wasn't that bad.
Do I really need to show you the pictures? I remember.
And all you have to do is go look at the laundromat.
- I know.
- Yeah? And it was so bad, you had to move your uncle in with you.
- Ugh! I know.
- Right? So, no, they're not mad.
They're not wrong.
So, nothin'! That's what I'm talkin' about! He moved in here with me.
Curtis, he was in Atlanta.
Uncle David, he moved in with me.
I took care of him! I took care of uncle David.
Uncle Rob.
Yeah, yeah.
And he left you the house - Both: And the laundromat.
- Yes.
Well, I'm suing them.
Yeah, I heard you say that.
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
What, you think I'm wrong? You wanna know my honest opinion? Girl, we in the church! Yeah! Please! We in the temple.
Of course I wanna know the truth! Yeah, I wanna know how you really feel.
Yes, I think you're wrong.
How can I be wrong?! You didn't know the money was there.
Anybody could've found it.
- Yeah.
- You need to let it go.
They were so mean! They didn't even They didn't even offer me half of it.
They didn't have to.
- Yeah, but it was my - It was your uncle's money.
Yes, I know.
Ooh! I don't like this.
Well, I'm sorry, that's just how things happen sometimes.
Hmm.
So you really you really just you really think I should just let it go? I think you all should talk.
Oh, I'm not doin' that.
Mnh-mnh.
Then you're gonna waste a lot of money on a lawsuit.
You should talk.
I'm not talking to them! What if I mediated? Would you talk then? What that mean, you like a psychic, or something? No, no.
No, I'm not a psychic.
But, you know, get you guys talking.
Oh, well.
If they will, I will.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm gonna go and talk to 'em, okay? - Okay.
- And I'll call you.
Okay, fine.
- Okay.
- Okay, fine.
- Hey, baby.
- Yes, baby.
Just got off the phone with the lawyer.
What lawyer? The one on TV.
What lawyer on TV, baby? Baby! The one that say, "if you fall, I can get it all.
" Curtis, what you call that man for? What did you call him for? Baby, because we need a lawyer.
Curtis, we're not getting a lawyer.
Why would we get a lawyer? Baby, why not? I've been thinking.
- I've been thinking.
- Give me that.
Curtis, what are you doing? You are not doing this! Doing what, Curtis? Readin' this! This Bible! It makes you soft, Ella.
And I'm not havin' it! This is warm.
You you know what? You are going to listen to what I have to say.
Okay, fine.
I think that we should just give her half the money.
- What the?! - Say it.
Say it.
Just, everybody, just calm down.
Okay.
Now, look, whatever money that contractor don't use is going toward my boat.
Stop it.
You're not getting a boat.
Yes, I am.
And I'm gonna sail away from you.
Okay, Curtis.
Uh-huhh! Babe, will you just hear what I got to say? Would you just think about it? Okay.
Yeesh.
Thought about it.
And the answer's no! Well, Curtis, you know that account is in my name.
Baby, don't push me.
What are you talking about, Ella? [Scoff.]
I control the money.
Is that what we gonna do right now, Ella? That's how we gonna do this? That's how you roll now? Curtis.
Baby, just think about it.
[Door opens.]
What are you doin'? Just think about it.
I can't believe you.
I just want you to think about it! Hi.
- Hey.
- Don't "hi" me.
Don't mind him.
I never do.
You're home early.
Well, I wanted to come and talk to you two.
Let me tell you what: If that woman sent you over here to talk to me, forget it! [Chuckle.]
What is it about? It better not be about her.
Well, I think you three should find a way to solve this problem.
We already have.
- No, we haven't.
- You have? - What is? - Didn't I say we haven't? What is it, miss Ella? We were thinking that we would give her half the money.
We wasn't thinkin' nothin'! What's wrong wit you?! She was thinkin' that.
You know, I think that's not a bad idea.
You know what? I think you a bad idea.
I think that would solve all of this.
No, it won't.
Yes, it will.
Yes, it will.
Well, I think you three should meet.
No, we shouldn't.
I think that's a wonderful idea.
Well, I don't! - Shall I tell her to come by? - No! - Yes.
- All right.
- Okay.
All right.
- Yes! [Clap-clap.]
Yes! - Ooh, I feel better.
- [Door opens.]
I feel much better.
- So this the new you, Ella? - [Door closes.]
- What? - Just ignore me and disrespect me like that? You know I don't listen to you.
Half the time.
[Door opens.]
- Joann.
- Ya heard? I told you I would call you! Yeah, you was takin' too long.
So, what'd they say? They said, "I don't wanna talk to you.
" Okay, I'll go.
Come on back in here.
Thank you.
Thank you, Ella.
- Sit, please.
- [Chuckle.]
Over there! The hell you gonna come right next to me.
Curtis and I were thinking.
Curtis and I wasn't thinking nothin'! We were thinkin' that we would just split the money with you, half-and-half.
[Gasp.]
Ooh! Ella! - Were you really?! - No! Yes.
Yes.
We think that is the best thing.
You know what? This, you, with this "we" stuff, this gettin' on my nerves! We what?! He'll come around.
I ain't comin' around nothin', that kinda money.
Well, I don't think it's fair that we split the money.
Now, see? See, Ella? Ungrateful.
Hush, Curtis.
You better get her outta here.
Joann.
Well, what do you think is fair? Well, I-I did sell you the place and I knew there was a lotta work to be done.
Okay.
What are you saying? So, I'm sayin' that I want you to get that laundromat open.
And, after after you've gotten everything done, then we'll talk about whatever's left over to split together, after you pay for all the repairs to be done.
I think that's a wonderful idea.
- You do?! - Curtis, that is - a wonderful idea.
- I don't.
I think it's a stupid idea.
I'm sorry I was so closed-minded.
That, you were.
Well, I'm sorry that we didn't think about this beforehand.
I'm sorry I even married you.
And I'm sorry that you're my cousin.
And I'm sorry that you're here, period.
We will do it.
[Chuckling.]
Oh, good.
Then we have a deal? Yes.
- Thank you.
- No, no, no.
Why you shakin' hands with the enemy?! [Thud.]
Move! He'll come around.
But he's gonna talk all the way out.
Hey, mister lawyer man.
Curtis Payne.
Yeah.
What can I get if somebody slips and breaks they neck, walkin' out the door? How much? I just couldn't stand you being so upset with me.
Yeah, I don't like you two being upset.
[Chuckle.]
I'm glad you said we two being upset, because he is always upset about somethin'.
Don't worry about him.
I love him.
That's my husband.
He will come around.
- No - No, I won't! I want a divorce! Hey, so who was that lawyer you used? Just in case.
No, you shady.
[Laughs.]
Yeah.
O-okay.
Okay.
Okay, I won't.
I won't.
Okay.
Okay.
Call me back.
- [Birds chirping.]
- [Dog barking in distance.]
[Crying.]
I hope he get the message.
I can't believe her.
She took my money! I was gonna use for my boat! Chrome and stuff.
And a sail and stuff.
Me and my new woman.