Ranma 12 s01e140 Episode Script
Episode 140
Furinkan High School Bazaar Stuffed Animals for Sale Maybe it's a bad location.
Not one customer came.
At least I'm not trying to sell my dad.
What were you thinking? I had to! I ain't got nothin' else to sell.
How can you complain? Your stuffed animals are so ugly, they're scary! Who's gonna buy 'em? They're really cute.
It was hard work sewing them.
Come back, you pervert! Oh! Ranma! Here, for you! - Creep! - You're in with that lech??! N-No, wait--! Every day, the same thing.
Nurse's Office Thank you very much.
That dirty ol' lech! When I catch him, I'll pound a cure into him! Give it up, Ranma.
Nothing you do will ever change Happosai.
Kasumi! Hello, Akane, Ranma.
Were you able to find anything nice? There's nothin' decent in a place like this.
But I want to go to the antique stall mentioned in this pamphlet.
Wow! Awesome! Should these be sold at a bazaar, though? They're awfully valuable.
Whose are they, anyway? That's my Akane Tendo.
You're very discerning.
Is this your stall, Kuno? Should you be sellin' these? They look valuable.
I found them when I cleaned out the storehouse.
These things would only get in the way.
Aren't they worth a lot, though? Wherever there are people in need I, Tatewaki Kuno, shall do anything to help them! "I need assistance!" Let's get 'em, Pop! Greedy wretches! You must be punished! You two don't deserve help! Huh, sounds like fun.
You're on, pal! Honestly--! Honestly.
Stop it, you two! Oh? What can this be? Say, Kuno? How much is this? Oh! Kasumi! Being Akane Tendo's older sister you are Tatewaki Kuno's future sister-in-law.
Please take-- No way, jerk! Thank you, I'll take it.
It's so dusty, though.
These are very strange pictures.
They're not playing cards.
They don't seem to be tarot cards, either.
You should've gotten something that could've made a profit.
It's payback time, old man! Put this on, and I'll forgive you.
You're the one who needs forgiving! 'Smatter? You keep missing! You filthy pervert!! Ol' lech! Say your prayers!! Forget it! What's the big idea, you two??! Wh-What's happening? Wh-What's going on??! Happosai! I can't get out.
It's an awesome aura! Help me! - You okay, old man??! - Happosai! We're too late! We want an explanation! Allow me to explain.
Those are forbidden cards guarded by the Kuno family for generations.
The Sorcerer's Cards of Evil! They say an ancient sorcerer made the cards to curse the world.
Truly, cards of evil.
They are said to react to the evil in a man's heart forming a magic hexagon around him.
And demons take his human form to escape into our world.
So the cards reacted to the badness in Happosai's heart??! How could I, Tatewaki Kuno, have been so negligent? I had no idea how dangerous those cards were! But it's a good thing that Happosai was their victim.
That's true.
My, Akane! You shouldn't be so optimistic just yet.
Why not? The demon-possessed old lecher I mean, Happosai, will reawaken as an invincible being.
Prowling the earth for sacrificial victims.
The world will be enveloped in a shroud of darkness! - Urk! - Wh-What??! Huh? What was that??! It came from back there! Filthy pervert! C'mon, ol' lech! You're mine! Tsk! A miserable meddler.
Grandfather Happosai! What're you trying to do??! Akane! He's not Happosai anymore! Look at that eerie aura! Right! I'm the Devil! I'll ruin this prissy world.
Look forward to it! Come back, filthy lech!! Who goes there? So you've come? I've been waiting for you, monster.
I, Tatewaki Kuno, shall slay you! Blue Thunder of Furinkan High School Can you defeat me, the Evil Knight? Impudent wretch! Taste my blade of righteousness! A-Alas! I amvanquished! Idiot It's another demon! Rats! One Happosai's tough enough to handle--! We've lost them.
I've come back.
To the town where Akane lives.
Who's there??! You're! Happosai??! No, you're not.
Monster! Challenging me??! - Ryoga! - Ryoga--! It's another demon! - Over there! - C'mon! - He even got Kodachi! - Look, Ranma! It's another one! Crud! How many of 'em are around??! Akane! Ranma! It's awful! Demons are running amok in town! A monster! Oo! Baby! Here's the real Heaven.
The Devil, Evil Knight, Centaur Dracula, Witch, Fallen Angel! Six demon Happosais! Can we defeat them?! Stop it! Lingerie thief! Yarrgh! This ain't funny! Ranma! At this rate, the demons will destroy the earth! The world will truly end! We must act, Ranma! Wotta haul! Those dirty--! They think they can get away with this! I'll smash every single one of 'em! Ranma--! Here I come! One down! You're next??! That's two! Oh, you're just my type! - Oo, men! - Yuchh!! Haven't you ever heard of a "woman scorned"? What's the idea??! Leggo, you demon perverts! Leggo!! Bliss, sheer bliss.
The demons are drawing out his energy! Poor Ranma will--! Rats! Gettin' weak! Ranma! Now it's our turn, Saotome! Gotcha! Impudent wretches.
Get them! Drat.
They can grow, too! Ranma? Ranma, wake up! C'mon, Dad, Mr.
Saotome! This calls for the Anything-Goes secret technique "Fallen-Tiger Move"! Please do not be angry, sirs.
Aw, Dad! We'll forgive you if you obey us.
If you allow me, sir, I'll be happy to do anything you ask.
You're not lying to the Devil, I hope? The consequences could be terrifying.
Come, everyone! Let us celebrate our takeover of the world!! Party hearty! Our hallowed dojo is now a demons' banquet hall!! "Hang in there, Tendo!" Thank goodness! You're awake.
Where'd they go??! I think they've gone for now.
Those dirty--! Next time, I'll get 'em for sure! You can't.
They're demons.
Ordinary techniques won't work on them.
Ryoga, have you got any good ideas? I know, Akane Tendo! Let's you and I run away! It was your fault in the first place! This is infuriating.
If they were human, my fists could put a quick end to them.
But they're demons from a sorcerer's cards.
And six of them, no less.
Sorcerer's cards??! They say an ancient sorcerer made the cards to curse the world.
Cards of evil.
A sorcerer's cards of evil? Quit it.
You're crummy! I'm getting sick.
Can't somebody perform something more amusing? Please forgive us! I guess I'll make my next request now.
Something else, sir? Since I've come into this world, I'd like a human bride.
A bride? K-Kasumi!! Akane! Ranma! N-Nabiki? Akane, it's terrible.
Kasumi's been Huh??!!! Kasumi! On with the wedding! How terrible! Kasumi! Kasumi! It's all right, Father.
This was my fault, anyway.
How beautiful she is! K-Kasumi! "Truly tragic!" This is the last straw! I can't let them get away with this! Huh? Where'd Ranma go? I'll go see.
So Ranma ran away? Akane, don't worry.
I'll go down fighting, to destroy those demons! Ryoga! Demons, prepare to die! Fight! Get 'im! Ryoga! We've got another bride.
This one's mine.
Ranma! Akane!! - You ain't gettin' your hands on her! - Ranma! This boy's meddling again.
Think you can defeat demons, boy??! Maybe I can.
Your spirits are in these cards! If I burn these cards, you'll disappear, too.
"Matches" Looks like I was right.
Damn you! Oh no, you don't! Rats! We've got the cards! Get him! ForGET it!! Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire! You're the only one left! Here goes! Take this!! Ranma! Look out! I'll suck out your life again! Oh, excuse me.
Let's stop now, shall we? Thank goodness, thank goodness! Saotome--! Isn't it great??! We finally got rid of them.
I was worried there, for a minute.
Feelin' better, Ryoga? Where're the demons? See for yourself.
Oh! That's great! All's well that ends well.
Hey, look! I'm invincible.
If you want to live, do as I say, Ranma! Why didn't he disappear??! Now, put this brassiere on, like a good girl.
Make it fast! I wonder--? - What's this? - Isn't that the Devil's tail? Where was I? Now I remember! I was possessed by the demons and couldn't control myself! Why, it's Ranma.
Genma and Soun, too.
Why is everyone here? Master, we're happy that you're safe.
You! Weren't you your old self when you stood up just now? No! I came to when you hit me! Y' did? Here's somethin' else to jog your memory! In other words, demon Happosai's or normal Happosai They're all the same.
Not one customer came.
At least I'm not trying to sell my dad.
What were you thinking? I had to! I ain't got nothin' else to sell.
How can you complain? Your stuffed animals are so ugly, they're scary! Who's gonna buy 'em? They're really cute.
It was hard work sewing them.
Come back, you pervert! Oh! Ranma! Here, for you! - Creep! - You're in with that lech??! N-No, wait--! Every day, the same thing.
Nurse's Office Thank you very much.
That dirty ol' lech! When I catch him, I'll pound a cure into him! Give it up, Ranma.
Nothing you do will ever change Happosai.
Kasumi! Hello, Akane, Ranma.
Were you able to find anything nice? There's nothin' decent in a place like this.
But I want to go to the antique stall mentioned in this pamphlet.
Wow! Awesome! Should these be sold at a bazaar, though? They're awfully valuable.
Whose are they, anyway? That's my Akane Tendo.
You're very discerning.
Is this your stall, Kuno? Should you be sellin' these? They look valuable.
I found them when I cleaned out the storehouse.
These things would only get in the way.
Aren't they worth a lot, though? Wherever there are people in need I, Tatewaki Kuno, shall do anything to help them! "I need assistance!" Let's get 'em, Pop! Greedy wretches! You must be punished! You two don't deserve help! Huh, sounds like fun.
You're on, pal! Honestly--! Honestly.
Stop it, you two! Oh? What can this be? Say, Kuno? How much is this? Oh! Kasumi! Being Akane Tendo's older sister you are Tatewaki Kuno's future sister-in-law.
Please take-- No way, jerk! Thank you, I'll take it.
It's so dusty, though.
These are very strange pictures.
They're not playing cards.
They don't seem to be tarot cards, either.
You should've gotten something that could've made a profit.
It's payback time, old man! Put this on, and I'll forgive you.
You're the one who needs forgiving! 'Smatter? You keep missing! You filthy pervert!! Ol' lech! Say your prayers!! Forget it! What's the big idea, you two??! Wh-What's happening? Wh-What's going on??! Happosai! I can't get out.
It's an awesome aura! Help me! - You okay, old man??! - Happosai! We're too late! We want an explanation! Allow me to explain.
Those are forbidden cards guarded by the Kuno family for generations.
The Sorcerer's Cards of Evil! They say an ancient sorcerer made the cards to curse the world.
Truly, cards of evil.
They are said to react to the evil in a man's heart forming a magic hexagon around him.
And demons take his human form to escape into our world.
So the cards reacted to the badness in Happosai's heart??! How could I, Tatewaki Kuno, have been so negligent? I had no idea how dangerous those cards were! But it's a good thing that Happosai was their victim.
That's true.
My, Akane! You shouldn't be so optimistic just yet.
Why not? The demon-possessed old lecher I mean, Happosai, will reawaken as an invincible being.
Prowling the earth for sacrificial victims.
The world will be enveloped in a shroud of darkness! - Urk! - Wh-What??! Huh? What was that??! It came from back there! Filthy pervert! C'mon, ol' lech! You're mine! Tsk! A miserable meddler.
Grandfather Happosai! What're you trying to do??! Akane! He's not Happosai anymore! Look at that eerie aura! Right! I'm the Devil! I'll ruin this prissy world.
Look forward to it! Come back, filthy lech!! Who goes there? So you've come? I've been waiting for you, monster.
I, Tatewaki Kuno, shall slay you! Blue Thunder of Furinkan High School Can you defeat me, the Evil Knight? Impudent wretch! Taste my blade of righteousness! A-Alas! I amvanquished! Idiot It's another demon! Rats! One Happosai's tough enough to handle--! We've lost them.
I've come back.
To the town where Akane lives.
Who's there??! You're! Happosai??! No, you're not.
Monster! Challenging me??! - Ryoga! - Ryoga--! It's another demon! - Over there! - C'mon! - He even got Kodachi! - Look, Ranma! It's another one! Crud! How many of 'em are around??! Akane! Ranma! It's awful! Demons are running amok in town! A monster! Oo! Baby! Here's the real Heaven.
The Devil, Evil Knight, Centaur Dracula, Witch, Fallen Angel! Six demon Happosais! Can we defeat them?! Stop it! Lingerie thief! Yarrgh! This ain't funny! Ranma! At this rate, the demons will destroy the earth! The world will truly end! We must act, Ranma! Wotta haul! Those dirty--! They think they can get away with this! I'll smash every single one of 'em! Ranma--! Here I come! One down! You're next??! That's two! Oh, you're just my type! - Oo, men! - Yuchh!! Haven't you ever heard of a "woman scorned"? What's the idea??! Leggo, you demon perverts! Leggo!! Bliss, sheer bliss.
The demons are drawing out his energy! Poor Ranma will--! Rats! Gettin' weak! Ranma! Now it's our turn, Saotome! Gotcha! Impudent wretches.
Get them! Drat.
They can grow, too! Ranma? Ranma, wake up! C'mon, Dad, Mr.
Saotome! This calls for the Anything-Goes secret technique "Fallen-Tiger Move"! Please do not be angry, sirs.
Aw, Dad! We'll forgive you if you obey us.
If you allow me, sir, I'll be happy to do anything you ask.
You're not lying to the Devil, I hope? The consequences could be terrifying.
Come, everyone! Let us celebrate our takeover of the world!! Party hearty! Our hallowed dojo is now a demons' banquet hall!! "Hang in there, Tendo!" Thank goodness! You're awake.
Where'd they go??! I think they've gone for now.
Those dirty--! Next time, I'll get 'em for sure! You can't.
They're demons.
Ordinary techniques won't work on them.
Ryoga, have you got any good ideas? I know, Akane Tendo! Let's you and I run away! It was your fault in the first place! This is infuriating.
If they were human, my fists could put a quick end to them.
But they're demons from a sorcerer's cards.
And six of them, no less.
Sorcerer's cards??! They say an ancient sorcerer made the cards to curse the world.
Cards of evil.
A sorcerer's cards of evil? Quit it.
You're crummy! I'm getting sick.
Can't somebody perform something more amusing? Please forgive us! I guess I'll make my next request now.
Something else, sir? Since I've come into this world, I'd like a human bride.
A bride? K-Kasumi!! Akane! Ranma! N-Nabiki? Akane, it's terrible.
Kasumi's been Huh??!!! Kasumi! On with the wedding! How terrible! Kasumi! Kasumi! It's all right, Father.
This was my fault, anyway.
How beautiful she is! K-Kasumi! "Truly tragic!" This is the last straw! I can't let them get away with this! Huh? Where'd Ranma go? I'll go see.
So Ranma ran away? Akane, don't worry.
I'll go down fighting, to destroy those demons! Ryoga! Demons, prepare to die! Fight! Get 'im! Ryoga! We've got another bride.
This one's mine.
Ranma! Akane!! - You ain't gettin' your hands on her! - Ranma! This boy's meddling again.
Think you can defeat demons, boy??! Maybe I can.
Your spirits are in these cards! If I burn these cards, you'll disappear, too.
"Matches" Looks like I was right.
Damn you! Oh no, you don't! Rats! We've got the cards! Get him! ForGET it!! Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire! You're the only one left! Here goes! Take this!! Ranma! Look out! I'll suck out your life again! Oh, excuse me.
Let's stop now, shall we? Thank goodness, thank goodness! Saotome--! Isn't it great??! We finally got rid of them.
I was worried there, for a minute.
Feelin' better, Ryoga? Where're the demons? See for yourself.
Oh! That's great! All's well that ends well.
Hey, look! I'm invincible.
If you want to live, do as I say, Ranma! Why didn't he disappear??! Now, put this brassiere on, like a good girl.
Make it fast! I wonder--? - What's this? - Isn't that the Devil's tail? Where was I? Now I remember! I was possessed by the demons and couldn't control myself! Why, it's Ranma.
Genma and Soun, too.
Why is everyone here? Master, we're happy that you're safe.
You! Weren't you your old self when you stood up just now? No! I came to when you hit me! Y' did? Here's somethin' else to jog your memory! In other words, demon Happosai's or normal Happosai They're all the same.