Ranma 12 s01e143 Episode Script
Episode 143
Where is Shampoo? Shampoo! Where are you? Answer me, Shampoo! Ohh! Here you are, Shampoo! What cold, hard skin you have.
What Mousse talking by himself? Ohh, Shampoo! There you are! Mousse want something? Make a delivery.
Shampoo read book now.
Mousse deliver.
The customer asked for you! Customer want Shampoo? Cat Temple in 5-chome? Here.
Nihao! Here is one bowl hot ramen! Funny.
Nobody here.
Customer who called is very rude.
Anybody here?! I've been waiting for you.
Meyowwr.
I'm starvin'! Shampoo! So you're over here?! Who're you calling "Shampoo"?! Put yer glasses on, dork.
Ranma! I'm busy! Don't get me all mixed up! Look-- What?! Shampoo's missin'?! She left to make a delivery in the morning and never came back.
It's evening already.
So we're going crazy trying to run the cafe.
No, no! That's not important.
I'm more concerned about Shampoo! Waaa! Shampoo! Didja try the customer who called her? Oh, I forgot about that.
I knew it was somethin' like that.
Anyhow, let's check out the customer that placed the order.
Take us there, Mousse! You'll come with me? Thank you, Ranma!! Are ya really blind? Shampoo never returned home after comin' to this temple? Right.
That's weird.
This temple's been vacant for a long time.
What?! What's this? Ranma!! Aiyaa! Ranma! Isn't that Shampoo?! Shampoo! How we searched for you! Ranma came to take Shampoo home! H-Hey, quit it! Hey, Shampoo--! Aiya! Nuzzle, nuzzle.
Gimme a break! Ranma, let's go home! W-Wait a minute, Akane! What is it?! I can't get out! Why're you joking around?! Who's jokin' around? I really can't get out! As long as Shampoo stick to Ranma, he never get out of here.
- What?! - What? Don't be ridiculous! Let go of him, Shampoo! No! Air! Shampoo never let go! What's going on here?! It's no use! I put my Cat Hex on Shampoo.
Yaa! It's you--!! You! You've been looking for a bride since ancient times but you're as hopeless as you look, and you've never succeeded.
You're that legendary Phantom Cat, Mao Mo Lin! T-That's none of your business! This was your doing, wasn't it? I placed a magic barrier around this temple.
Shampoo will never get out of this temple.
Rowrr.
Curse you, Monster Cat! Why do this to my Shampoo?! As if you didn't know! I'm going to keep Shampoo here and make her my bride! He never learns, does he? Sh-Shampoo! Is that true? Shampoo must live here forever as captive of Phantom Cat.
Most evilest tragedy.
Isn't there some way to break the curse? There only one way.
No way, no way.
What is it? The way is-- I've been waiting for you! How dat? Cat give up?! Yes! Yowwr! But it's too late.
My Cat Hex got you as soon as you entered.
What Cat mean?! Only I can break the spell.
You can't leave this temple anymore.
Be my bride in here! Careful! Don't ruffle my fur!! Meyorr? What's the matter-r-rr? All right.
Shampoo stop useless resistance.
You'll agree to it?! But Shampoo rather die than marry Cat.
Don't do it! If you die, it'll all be fur nothing!! Shampoo stop if Cat do as I say.
You're a very stubborn girl.
Shampoo die.
What would you like to say?! Shampoo love a prince.
Break hex if prince kisses Shampoo! I can't do that.
Then Shampoo go to other world.
Me-YOW! Okay, okay! I'll do it! Now hurry up and arrange.
Rats.
Phooey.
Rubbity-rub, rubbity-rub.
Rubbity-rub, rubbity-rub.
Sweet Prince, rescue Shampoo quick.
Anybody but her--! Now Ranma kiss and save Shampoo! Hey! What kind of lame deal is that?! Deal closed.
Cannot change.
Why'd you make it something that's totally illogical?! Aiyaa! Does Shampoo have to say out loud? Will ya quit it already?! Shampoo! I'll break that hex right now! - Wrong characters for "Prince"! - Hah?! Cats! Eeaghh! We're home--! Hoo hah? What's wrong, Ranma? C-Cats! So they left Shampoo all alone.
W-Well-- You're such a chicken, Ranma.
Are you two supposed to be martial artists? We'll get Shampoo tomorrow! Ranma, get a grip already! That dirty! Stupid Phantom Cat! Phantom Cat?! It's here again! Y-You've been looking for a bride since ancient times.
But you've never succeeded.
You're-- "Yeah, what he said" There's something I forgot to mention.
That's good.
I wanted to ask you something, too.
Mew-what is it? Is a kiss the only way to break the hex? A kiss? Oh, dear.
Why does Ranma always have all the luck? Will you two keep quiet?! Yes'm! Anyhow--! Is that true? That's what I forgot to tell you.
Tonight if she isn't kissed before the temple bell rings 108 times not only will Shampoo never leave the temple she'll turn into a cat forever.
What?! Gee, that's terrible.
Oh, what a cute kitty.
So please don't come to the temple tonight.
K-Keep away! What kind of powder was that?! It was nothing.
Ranma, are you all right? Blasted cat hadda come here--! "Felicitations" Ranma, rescue Shampoo quick.
Meowwr, Shampoo.
There's nothing to be scared of.
Make a happy home with meee.
Keep paws to self! Sorry.
Rowwrr.
Shampoo! Ranma! Where are you?! He's here! Shampoo! Joyful delight! Shampoo! The situation's desperate! I'll kiss ya this one time! The situation's desperate! I'll come again! What? What happen to Ranma? Cats just love catnip! So that's it! I won't let him get near Shampoo till the bell stops ringing! Tragical development! He said when the bell rings 108 times, Shampoo will become a cat forever.
Ranma's Plan, Part 1 A catnip suit?! Sewn into this coat is a more potent catnip than what's on me! Wait a minute, Ranma! Won't that make it worse for you--? While you keep the cats busy I'll kiss Shampoo and break the spell! I see! Man, how can I be so brilliant? Do it yourself! Aagh! Not again! Ranma's Plan, Part 2 A saury ball?! Cats love rolling things.
Also--! I rubbed plenty of shaved saury onto this ball! Okay, here goes! Now's my chance-- Shampoo! Wha--? Take these lips, Shampoo! Dork! You, again?! Get lost! Gag, gag.
Not agag--?! Ranma's Plan, Part 3 Haven't though that far ahead That jerk Mousse! I was almost there--! Akane, how many rings was that? I'm not sure.
Wasn't it between forty to fifty, though? Rats.
Time's runnin' out! But at this rate, I'll never get close to Shampoo.
Say, Ranma, supposing Frightening Mao Mo Lin.
.
! Ranma! I'm talking to you! What?! Pest! Here's an idea-- Why don't you just change clothes and dump the fishy ball? Won't you get in without any trouble? Hey, right! Moron.
Shampoo! I'm here ta save you! Ranma! So it's finally come to this?! But I'm not letting you have Shampoo.
If you want her, you'll have to defeat me first! Save me! Pitiful! Curse you, Phantom Cat! Prepare to die! I'm sorry, rowwr.
I'm sorry, rowwr! Here's the kiss of your prince, Shampoo! Shampoo, don't you want to be free? Kiss not work unless it from prince Shampoo love! I'm the prince you love, I say! Not you! Why won't you accept my love?! Oh, well.
I guess I'll have to help.
Wh-What's that? C'mere.
Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty.
Meyow.
It's a cat teaser! C'mere, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty.
C'mere, c'mere.
C'mere.
Here, here.
C'mere.
Nice Kitty, nice Kitty.
O-kay! Ranma come at last? C'mon! Now! Joyful delight! Mousse! Not you again?! Quit buggin' me! Ranma! If you want to kiss Shampoo, fight me first! She don't want nobody but me! Fight! You're on, pal! That'll teach you! Shampoo, this time, for sure--! Ranma! Shampoo! Uh Close your eyes.
Don't get carried away! Good work, Akane Tendo! Cat teaser! What a dangerous attack! Don't think you can win like this! Curse you, Ranma! Ranma love Shampoo, after all! How dare you ignore me! Shaddap! It's your fault for putting that lame Hex on Shampoo! Now, let's continue this discussion! It's the bell! Rats! I forgot! Aiyaa! Shampoo! Cat ears! Come back here! Soon Shampoo will be all cat! This kills me--! Ouch.
But just this once, I'll let you kiss her! Hurry up, Ranma! But the Cat--! C'mon, get over it, will you?! He's picking up the pace! Dirty cheat! Look there! Ranma! What're you waiting for?! Dirty--! Akane! Mousse! Kick me in the back! Quick! There's no time! Hurry! Right.
Here goes! Owww! Pain! That's 107 rings.
Here comes 108! Meyowwr!! Ranma? Th-The Cat--! He did it! The spell is broken! Ranma, one more time.
Blast you, Ranma! You kissed Shampoo! Isn't it great that you were saved, Shampoo? Rats.
I failed again.
I wanna bride!
What Mousse talking by himself? Ohh, Shampoo! There you are! Mousse want something? Make a delivery.
Shampoo read book now.
Mousse deliver.
The customer asked for you! Customer want Shampoo? Cat Temple in 5-chome? Here.
Nihao! Here is one bowl hot ramen! Funny.
Nobody here.
Customer who called is very rude.
Anybody here?! I've been waiting for you.
Meyowwr.
I'm starvin'! Shampoo! So you're over here?! Who're you calling "Shampoo"?! Put yer glasses on, dork.
Ranma! I'm busy! Don't get me all mixed up! Look-- What?! Shampoo's missin'?! She left to make a delivery in the morning and never came back.
It's evening already.
So we're going crazy trying to run the cafe.
No, no! That's not important.
I'm more concerned about Shampoo! Waaa! Shampoo! Didja try the customer who called her? Oh, I forgot about that.
I knew it was somethin' like that.
Anyhow, let's check out the customer that placed the order.
Take us there, Mousse! You'll come with me? Thank you, Ranma!! Are ya really blind? Shampoo never returned home after comin' to this temple? Right.
That's weird.
This temple's been vacant for a long time.
What?! What's this? Ranma!! Aiyaa! Ranma! Isn't that Shampoo?! Shampoo! How we searched for you! Ranma came to take Shampoo home! H-Hey, quit it! Hey, Shampoo--! Aiya! Nuzzle, nuzzle.
Gimme a break! Ranma, let's go home! W-Wait a minute, Akane! What is it?! I can't get out! Why're you joking around?! Who's jokin' around? I really can't get out! As long as Shampoo stick to Ranma, he never get out of here.
- What?! - What? Don't be ridiculous! Let go of him, Shampoo! No! Air! Shampoo never let go! What's going on here?! It's no use! I put my Cat Hex on Shampoo.
Yaa! It's you--!! You! You've been looking for a bride since ancient times but you're as hopeless as you look, and you've never succeeded.
You're that legendary Phantom Cat, Mao Mo Lin! T-That's none of your business! This was your doing, wasn't it? I placed a magic barrier around this temple.
Shampoo will never get out of this temple.
Rowrr.
Curse you, Monster Cat! Why do this to my Shampoo?! As if you didn't know! I'm going to keep Shampoo here and make her my bride! He never learns, does he? Sh-Shampoo! Is that true? Shampoo must live here forever as captive of Phantom Cat.
Most evilest tragedy.
Isn't there some way to break the curse? There only one way.
No way, no way.
What is it? The way is-- I've been waiting for you! How dat? Cat give up?! Yes! Yowwr! But it's too late.
My Cat Hex got you as soon as you entered.
What Cat mean?! Only I can break the spell.
You can't leave this temple anymore.
Be my bride in here! Careful! Don't ruffle my fur!! Meyorr? What's the matter-r-rr? All right.
Shampoo stop useless resistance.
You'll agree to it?! But Shampoo rather die than marry Cat.
Don't do it! If you die, it'll all be fur nothing!! Shampoo stop if Cat do as I say.
You're a very stubborn girl.
Shampoo die.
What would you like to say?! Shampoo love a prince.
Break hex if prince kisses Shampoo! I can't do that.
Then Shampoo go to other world.
Me-YOW! Okay, okay! I'll do it! Now hurry up and arrange.
Rats.
Phooey.
Rubbity-rub, rubbity-rub.
Rubbity-rub, rubbity-rub.
Sweet Prince, rescue Shampoo quick.
Anybody but her--! Now Ranma kiss and save Shampoo! Hey! What kind of lame deal is that?! Deal closed.
Cannot change.
Why'd you make it something that's totally illogical?! Aiyaa! Does Shampoo have to say out loud? Will ya quit it already?! Shampoo! I'll break that hex right now! - Wrong characters for "Prince"! - Hah?! Cats! Eeaghh! We're home--! Hoo hah? What's wrong, Ranma? C-Cats! So they left Shampoo all alone.
W-Well-- You're such a chicken, Ranma.
Are you two supposed to be martial artists? We'll get Shampoo tomorrow! Ranma, get a grip already! That dirty! Stupid Phantom Cat! Phantom Cat?! It's here again! Y-You've been looking for a bride since ancient times.
But you've never succeeded.
You're-- "Yeah, what he said" There's something I forgot to mention.
That's good.
I wanted to ask you something, too.
Mew-what is it? Is a kiss the only way to break the hex? A kiss? Oh, dear.
Why does Ranma always have all the luck? Will you two keep quiet?! Yes'm! Anyhow--! Is that true? That's what I forgot to tell you.
Tonight if she isn't kissed before the temple bell rings 108 times not only will Shampoo never leave the temple she'll turn into a cat forever.
What?! Gee, that's terrible.
Oh, what a cute kitty.
So please don't come to the temple tonight.
K-Keep away! What kind of powder was that?! It was nothing.
Ranma, are you all right? Blasted cat hadda come here--! "Felicitations" Ranma, rescue Shampoo quick.
Meowwr, Shampoo.
There's nothing to be scared of.
Make a happy home with meee.
Keep paws to self! Sorry.
Rowwrr.
Shampoo! Ranma! Where are you?! He's here! Shampoo! Joyful delight! Shampoo! The situation's desperate! I'll kiss ya this one time! The situation's desperate! I'll come again! What? What happen to Ranma? Cats just love catnip! So that's it! I won't let him get near Shampoo till the bell stops ringing! Tragical development! He said when the bell rings 108 times, Shampoo will become a cat forever.
Ranma's Plan, Part 1 A catnip suit?! Sewn into this coat is a more potent catnip than what's on me! Wait a minute, Ranma! Won't that make it worse for you--? While you keep the cats busy I'll kiss Shampoo and break the spell! I see! Man, how can I be so brilliant? Do it yourself! Aagh! Not again! Ranma's Plan, Part 2 A saury ball?! Cats love rolling things.
Also--! I rubbed plenty of shaved saury onto this ball! Okay, here goes! Now's my chance-- Shampoo! Wha--? Take these lips, Shampoo! Dork! You, again?! Get lost! Gag, gag.
Not agag--?! Ranma's Plan, Part 3 Haven't though that far ahead That jerk Mousse! I was almost there--! Akane, how many rings was that? I'm not sure.
Wasn't it between forty to fifty, though? Rats.
Time's runnin' out! But at this rate, I'll never get close to Shampoo.
Say, Ranma, supposing Frightening Mao Mo Lin.
.
! Ranma! I'm talking to you! What?! Pest! Here's an idea-- Why don't you just change clothes and dump the fishy ball? Won't you get in without any trouble? Hey, right! Moron.
Shampoo! I'm here ta save you! Ranma! So it's finally come to this?! But I'm not letting you have Shampoo.
If you want her, you'll have to defeat me first! Save me! Pitiful! Curse you, Phantom Cat! Prepare to die! I'm sorry, rowwr.
I'm sorry, rowwr! Here's the kiss of your prince, Shampoo! Shampoo, don't you want to be free? Kiss not work unless it from prince Shampoo love! I'm the prince you love, I say! Not you! Why won't you accept my love?! Oh, well.
I guess I'll have to help.
Wh-What's that? C'mere.
Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty.
Meyow.
It's a cat teaser! C'mere, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty.
C'mere, c'mere.
C'mere.
Here, here.
C'mere.
Nice Kitty, nice Kitty.
O-kay! Ranma come at last? C'mon! Now! Joyful delight! Mousse! Not you again?! Quit buggin' me! Ranma! If you want to kiss Shampoo, fight me first! She don't want nobody but me! Fight! You're on, pal! That'll teach you! Shampoo, this time, for sure--! Ranma! Shampoo! Uh Close your eyes.
Don't get carried away! Good work, Akane Tendo! Cat teaser! What a dangerous attack! Don't think you can win like this! Curse you, Ranma! Ranma love Shampoo, after all! How dare you ignore me! Shaddap! It's your fault for putting that lame Hex on Shampoo! Now, let's continue this discussion! It's the bell! Rats! I forgot! Aiyaa! Shampoo! Cat ears! Come back here! Soon Shampoo will be all cat! This kills me--! Ouch.
But just this once, I'll let you kiss her! Hurry up, Ranma! But the Cat--! C'mon, get over it, will you?! He's picking up the pace! Dirty cheat! Look there! Ranma! What're you waiting for?! Dirty--! Akane! Mousse! Kick me in the back! Quick! There's no time! Hurry! Right.
Here goes! Owww! Pain! That's 107 rings.
Here comes 108! Meyowwr!! Ranma? Th-The Cat--! He did it! The spell is broken! Ranma, one more time.
Blast you, Ranma! You kissed Shampoo! Isn't it great that you were saved, Shampoo? Rats.
I failed again.
I wanna bride!