Adventures of the Gummi Bears (1985) s01e15 Episode Script

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Dashing and daring
Courageous and caring ♪
Faithful and friendly ♪
With stories to share ♪
All through the forest ♪
They sing out in chorus ♪
Marching along as their
song fills the air ♪
Gummi Bears ♪
Bouncing here
and there and everywhere ♪
High adventure
that's beyond compare ♪
They are the Gummi Bears ♪
Magic and mystery ♪
Are part of their history ♪
Along with the secret
of Gummiberry juice ♪
Their legend is growing,
they take pride in knowing ♪
They'll fight for what's
right in whatever they do ♪
Gummi Bears ♪
Bouncing here and
there and everywhere ♪
High adventure
that's beyond compare ♪
They are the Gummi Bears ♪
They are the Gummi Bears! ♪
Oh boy, phew.
Thank goodness that
storm is finally over.
Yeah, it was a doozie.
Hurry, hurry, move that bucket.
On to the skylight!
And now here's Sunni Gummi!
Wearing the latest in
modern medieval rain gear!
That's terrific!
Terrific, my fuzzy foot!
Grab a bucket Sunni,
and get to work.
Why can't you ever say
anything nice about my clothes?
I would if they were nice.
One of your houses collapsed.
You can look right
in from outside!
What?
See what I mean?
It's worse than I thought.
King Gregor's out
inspecting the storm damage
and his troops are
passing here at noon.
Noon?
Well, Mr. Know-it-all,
what do we do now?
Simple, we do it my way
and everything will be fine.
So let's hustle, hup hup hup!
Hmm, maybe there's a
spell I can find to help.
Grammi, more wood!
I'm working as fast as I can!
Well, it's not fast enough!
Tummi, bring that hammer
over here and step on it!
Okay.
I mean help me hammer nails,
you fool bear.
But I did what you said.
Cubbi, more wood!
Hustle kid, hustle, hup hup hup!
Ow, I gotta splinter!
Here, let me get it.
But
Out of my way, Sunni.
A simple excuse me
would have worked.
Later, later,
we've got a deadline.
Uh, how's the work going?
Terrible.
We had to get away from Gruffi.
Oh, Gruffi's always
like that in an emergency.
But things'll be
back to normal soon.
Yeah, but even normal
for Gruffi isn't very good.
I wish you could turn
him into something nice.
Hokey smoke,
what a wonderful idea.
Some magic to sweeten
up the old buffalo.
Oh no, no no no.
Personality spells
can be dangerous.
Hey, this is perfect.
It says, "Please and thank you"
are magic words.
What is this?
A loafers convention?
See? Do the spell.
What do you mean, spell?
Back off,
you half pint dictator.
Enough of this now.
Get back to work,
hup hup hup hup!
Please be careful around
the brate gook, uh, Great Book.
It's very, very precious.
Whoa!
Gruffi tore the
Great Book of Gummi.
I, I
Uh-oh.
Plamease amand tamank!
You moo, Gruffi!
Oh dear, what have I done?
Are you okay, Gruffi?
Say something, please!
Ah, all my dearest
friends gathered around me.
What a beautiful moment.
Let's all go on a picnic.
It worked!
Unbelievable.
Repairing the room
now will be lots easier.
Well, let's get to it.
Everyone else first, I insist.
After you, my fair Grammi.
Oh, thank you.
How sweet, Gruffi.
Could you help me up please?
Goodness, are you all right,
Grammi dear?
Well, I uh, yes.
Guess I must have tripped.
I just want to say you two
are doing a terrific job.
What do you say us guys
take a break and go fishing?
Oh well, that's nice Gruffi,
but shouldn't
we finish this first?
Oh, right, right, right,
let me help.
Sure, thanks.
Please, Gruffi, not so hard!
I'm sorry fellas.
You pros are doing this
better than I could.
I'll just leave ya to it.
Say, how's that finger, kiddo?
Fine, thanks.
Looks like you were right
about the spell, Grammi.
He's so delightfully helpful.
Well, it's long overdue.
Gruffi's acting weird, Zummi.
I think we better follow him.
Oh, well if you
think so Cavin, sure.
Oh, my!
This is insane!
Gruffi, stop!
Gruffi, stop please!
Well, would you
look at this mess.
You two really
should be more tidy,
but I don't mind cleaning up.
What on earth?
- It's not his fault.
- Huh?
It's your please and
thank you spell, watch.
Gruffi, thanks.
Please.
Look, a smudge.
See?
Oh dear, oh dear,
I've got to undo it.
You take Gruffi
back with the canvas
while I look for the torn page.
Right, come on Gruffi,
help me carry this.
And Cavin, tell everyone
not to say you know what.
Oh, Gruffi!
So whatever you do,
don't tell Gruffi thank you.
Or he'll go berserk.
Oh rats, I knew it
was too good to be true.
Here, Gruffi, we'll help out.
Look at this guy hammer.
Is that style?
Is that strength?
Gee, Gruffi, tha
Sorry.
This is gonna be
harder than I thought.
Where's Zummi with that spell?
Here's the camouflage
for the canvas.
Egad, what a marvelous
job of branch gathering.
Oh-oh, you deserve a reward.
Stay right there.
New Gruffi is too
good to be true.
You got that right.
What do you mean?
Oh, that's right,
we didn't tell her.
Tell me what?
Whatever you do Sunni,
don't tell Gruffi the words
Here my fair maid,
and I want you to know
that I think that you have
got the best looking raincoat
in the whole world.
Oh Gruffi!
Sunni, don't!
Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you, thank you!
Please, Gruffi, please!
Please, please,
please, please, please!
Pretty please, Gruffi!
With sugar on top!
Banak summa suname Gruffi!
Let's test him.
Gruffi, thank you.
Gruffi, please.
Just look at this mess.
You baboons really botched
the job didn't you?
It worked!
Oh no, king Gregor is coming.
I'll try and divert them,
you hide the hole.
What do we do Gruffi,
what do we do?
We're tunning out of rhyme,
uh running out of time.
I've got it!
What?
We'll bring the mountain down!
Huh?
- Stop!
- What is it Cavin?
Uh, there's been a flood ahead.
You shouldn't be going this way.
That's precisely why
we're going this way, Cavin.
To inspect the flood damage.
Everybody drink
your Gummiberry juice.
Now link hands
and start bouncing.
Have you ever been down
this path, Your Majesty?
Prettier view.
That's enough, Cavin,
now stand aside.
Danger, fire,
locusts, plague!
Look, Your Majesty,
it's a landslide.
Man, the damage to the kingdom
was even worse than we thought.
Left right left right, halt!
Now I just want to
say a few words.
Here it comes, old warthog
is gonna give us an earful.
We'll never hear another
kind word from him.
I just want to say
you all worked hard
and I think you all
did a terrific job.
Thank you one and all.
Now back outside you lazy louts!
We've gotta dig out that room,
and let's be quick about it too!
Oh oh, we shouldn't have
let these roots go so long.
Oh my, my, where's my mind?
We can clear these roots
with one simple magic spell.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Every time you try
that mumbo jamumbo,
things get tangled
up worse than ever.
That's not true.
Gummi brains and muscle,
that's what I trust.
Oh faddle, just step
aside and watch this.
Plamant lamife grummo!
Another problem
solved like magic.
Your Dukibleness, loyal Toadie
think Gummi Bear finder's
not work so good.
What do I care what you think?
Oh no, no, oh, Your Dukiness,
most wisdomly to
ignore stupid Toadie.
Exactly, now get moving.
What in the?
That's the famous wizard,
Don Gordo of Ghent.
Not the Don Gordo of Ghent?
The same, what's he doing here?
So this is Dunwyn,
how primitive.
Well I need preserves
and they only grow here.
Now let's see, two pounds
of Queen Mab's Knuckles.
Toadwart, I have an idea.
Get me that key.
But, but wizard
turn affable Toadwart
into icky sticky frog.
Oh now, most people won't
even notice the difference.
Now quit stalling!
My key, my precious key!
Hail, Don Gordo of Ghent.
Hail, tadpole.
Your Dukiness,
this part of plan?
Now you squirming
speck of pre-frog,
where's that key?
I've hidden it.
Turn me back or you'll
never get home again.
What do you want
in exchange for it?
Dunwyn Castle is near here.
I want you to knock it flat.
I don't usually strike
bargains with riff-raff,
however agreed.
Oh marvelous, wait here
while I gather my ogres
to raid the castle,
I'll be back in a jiffy.
Hmm?
I never promised not
to look for my key.
What's going on up there?
Oh my fleas,
there's a magician out there,
ripping up the forest.
Excuse me, sir,
but this is our property.
Don't bother me,
I'm looking for something.
Oh, uh, perhaps we can help,
what are you looking for?
You want it for yourself,
don't you?
I'm sorry, want what?
Stop pussyfooting around.
Clear out!
You know who you're
talking to, runt?
No, who, fatso?
I'm the great
Don Gordo of Ghent.
Oh yeah?
Well, I'm the great
Gruffi of Gummi Glen,
and I want you to stop
wrecking our home!
That wasn't very nice.
You need to learn some manners!
Clamape ummai umma!
Great, great, now
you've got him mad.
So you know a
smattering of magic.
Don't try to cross
wands with me.
Drummai wumind gummo!
Whoa!
That's it, that's it,
no more magic.
I'm settling this
with my own two hands.
Gruffi don't!
You can only fight
magic with magic.
Or with a wild beet.
You're beginning to bother me.
Uh oh.
Zummi!
Stay right there,
I'll get a rope!
Don't bother Gruffi,
I'll use magic!
Lomots umma homot umair.
Umat ummi kummun tunna!
We're all set to go.
What's going on here?
Just stay out of my way.
You, you, let's see
you get out of this!
A Gummi Bear.
Wait, Gordo!
That's enough,
get out of our woods.
Guards, grab those Gummi Bears!
Oh darn.
I want that Gummi Bear alive.
Stop this fight, right now.
Shut up you tower of flim-flam!
I, you,
I still have your key.
Big deal.
Guards, seize that wizard.
Doesn't look like your
magic is winning this fight.
Now that's the way to deal
with this guy, muscle.
And that's the way
he deals with muscle.
Now let's see what kind of
a magician you really are.
He's a Gummi Bear magician.
Ow, ouch!
All right, Mr. Smarty-bear,
let's see you outrun this!
How delightful,
I ask for Dunwyn,
and get a Gummi Bear
thrown in free.
You presumptuous slug!
The agreement is off!
You're going to see
some real wizardry now!
Hey Don Gordo, isn't this yours?
My wand, I need it!
Ha-ha, now all
this power is mine!
Get him!
Got it!
All right, no more
Mr. Nice Wizard!
He's going to bury us!
Zummi, this dandelion.
Use the spell you
used on those roots.
Oh yeah, yeah,
Plamant lamife grummo!
There.
No wand, no Dunwyn.
But maybe I can still
catch a Gummi Bear.
Well maybe next time
you'll think twice
before you rile a Gummi Bear.
Zummi, look out!
Wait, wait, I can't get down!
Wait, what about my key?
Ha, you don't keep
your end of the bargain,
I don't keep mine.
What key were you talking about?
My magic key, it's the
only way I can ever get home.
That ex-tadpole
stole it from me.
Is this it?
Where did you get it?
Oh well, that's not important.
If you had just accepted our
help when we first offered it,
we could have avoided
all this trouble.
You're right, you're right,
I'm sorry.
Now can I have my key?
Only if you promise not
to bother anyone ever again.
Even that Duke?
Well, I guess we can
make one exception.
But everyone else, I promise.
Wizard's oath.
I'm sorry we had
to destroy your wand.
That's all right,
I have a spare.
Told you magic wasn't enough.
Two Gummi hands,
that's what it took.
What do you mean,
what do you mean?
Two Gummi heads is more like it.
The thing about you Zummi,
is you can never admit
when you're wrong.
That stupid magician,
serves him right if
he never gets home.
I certainly made
a monkey out of him.
What are you staring at?
Nothing,
Toadie stare at nothing.
If I were that wizard,
I don't think I'd ever be able
to look myself in the
mirror again.
What are you staring at?