Angry Birds Mystery Island (2024) s01e15 Episode Script

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[mysterious island sounds]
- [snoring]
- [crashing]
[gasps] Aw, yeah!
It's another "Trash Day!"
[groggily] Why does trash day
always have to be so loud?
No, no, Mia, it's the
random-trash-appearing-from-nowhere day!
- [groans]
- [Buddy laughs]
See you at breakfast!
I'm off to dumpster dive!
Save the filthiest stuff
for me, Buddy.
[snoring]
[Buddy panting]
[suspenseful music playing]
Crabs
[music continues]
[gasps] A magic trick kit! If I had that,
I could learn how to do magic tricks,
just like my idol,
David Macaw-pperfield!
Hey, crabs
can I, um, have that magic kit, please?
[sighs] I need something to trade with!
- [panting] No Oh, there that is
- [clattering]
[gasps] Ooh! That'll work!
[chittering sound]
- [suspenseful music playing]
- Hey! Gimme, frog!
[struggling]
A Best Picture Award for The Lark Knight.
Pfft, never heard of it.
- [gasps] Ooh, crabs! Look! Shiny!
- [celestial music sting]
- [claws snapping]
- [Buddy squealing]
[shuddering]
- [mystical music playing]
- It's magic time!
[mysterious music playing]
[panting] Friends!
I found the coolest thing in the trash!
- A working walkie-talkie?
- A body pillow!
The director's cut Blu-ray of
Star Boars: The Rise of Pigsty-walker?
Oh, even better. A magic trick kit!
- Ooh.
- Ahh.
- Wait! I have the best idea!
- Hey, I thought that was my thing
Now, hear me out.
We're going to put on a magic show!
Oh, and I will make my dream
of becoming the next
David Macaw-pperfield come true!
Cool! How long have you
had that dream?
Since I found this box!
[dramatic music playing]
[music continues]
[music continues]
Ladies, gentle-ham, and crabs,
I will now perform a trick
made famous by the legend himself,
David Macaw-pperfield!
Alakazam, Alakazeer! It's time to make
to make our friend, Egg, disappear!
[crowd whistling, cheering]
- [Rosie] A-ma-zing!
- [Hamylton] Best. Trick. Ever!
I did it? I did it!
Aw, thank you! Oh, you're too kind.
Thank you, thank you!
Buddy, that trick was sick!
Where'd you learn to do that?
[chuckling] Oh, no, no, no.
A magician never reveals his secrets!
[giggling]
- [rumbling]
- [droning]
What is that?
Ugh, whatever it is,
it's coming from in the jungle!
It could be someone else on the island!
Buddy, bring Egg
so we can track the noise!
[chuckling nervously] Uh, sure thing!
[droning continues]
[panting] Aw, chirp!
I really made Egg disappear!
How did I do that?
[gasps] Egg? Here, Egg-y, Egg-y!
It's your buddy, Buddy!
Let's go see what that funny sound is,
okay, buddy?
[Rosie]
Buddy, where are you? Let's go!
[nervous panting]
Uh, right! Uh, be right there!
I, um I just found Egg!
And I'm putting it in the sling now!
[chuckling] Be right there! Both of us!
[droning continues]
[panting nervously]
Over here! [groans]
- A-ha! [sighs]
- Buddy, keep up!
We gotta find that sound
before it stops!
Absolutely!
And the very real Egg and I
are committed to that!
Except I need a bathroom break!
[all] Buddy!
Wait. You don't need Egg
to do your business, do you?
You see, it's just, um
[whispering] Egg's sleeping.
Yep, yep! And if I hand Egg over,
it might wake it up!
The poor little thing is so tuckered out
from all that magic!
[chuckling] 'Cause I'm really good at it.
Any who, be right back!
- [leaves rustling]
- [Buddy panting]
Egg? Come on, where are you?
Wait. What if I truly am a magician?
[gasps]
But a bad one,
who makes friends disappear.
- Ugh, what a downer.
- [ground moving]
I didn't mean literal "downer"!
What the
[struggling]
Quick sand? Not this stuff again!
[grunting]
Wait, what did Bat-Bat say
when Rosie got stuck in this?
Something about soaring
and lifting your feet?
Or was it sniffing your feet? [grunts]
[screams] Why do they call it
"quick" sand? It's taking forever.
Someone help me!
- Quick sand again?! I'll save you!
- No, Hamy, don't!
[sighs] Well, now you're stuck too.
Huh, it appears I am.
Wait, why do they call it "quick sand?"
- This is taking forever
- Right? [grunts]
Help, help! We need help!
[gasps] Hang on, guys!
You are really good at that trick.
Thanks!
[yelps]
Now help me pull
these knuckleheads out!
- [both grunting]
- [Mia] Almost there!
Phew, we're saved [screams]
[all screaming]
[all grunting]
Is everyone okay?
I will be after someone answers this,
why do they call it "quick sand?"
- Because that stuff was as slow as
- [deep droning]
Hamy, shush! The sound! It's close!
It's coming from inside
that scary looking cave.
I know it looks scary,
but that sound could be our ticket home.
Right, Buddy?
Buddy
Oh, no! [gasps] Egg turned into a coconut
while it was napping?
How could this have happened?
[gasps] You never made Egg reappear!
Where's the real Egg?
[whimpers] I have no idea! Which means
I have no idea how to reverse the trick!
And now I'm worried that I'm some
sort of wizard of dark magic.
- Like the one in that book we love?
- Harry Porker!
He means Lord of the Wings
Friends! We need to focus
on the real problem here!
Finding Egg!
That sound didn't start
until Egg disappeared
Maybe the two are connected.
If so, the sound might lead to
where Egg is!
I'm the one who used dark magic power
to make Egg accidentally go bye-bye,
so I should be the one
who goes in to find it!
Stop. This isn't your fault.
We're doing this like we do everything
together!
[deep droning]
And I have just the thing
to light our way.
Your glowing shell from the ocean!
Nice, Rosie!
[tense music playing]
[continuous deep droning]
It's so loud,
I can barely hear myself think!
Huh? Your favorite color is pink?
I stink? [sniffs] Oh, thank you!
Wait. There are drawings on the wall
Rosie! You're too far away!
We can't see without the light!
[grunts]
[gasps] Great! Now we have no light!
- [Hamylton] Let's go backwards!
- [Buddy, sputtering] Which way is that?
- [droning]
- [Mia] We're stuck! Stay close!
[Buddy gasps] Alakazoo, Alakazave!
Please give me the magic power
to get us out of this cave.
[Buddy gasps]
My shell is working again!
Maybe Buddy is a magician after all!
- [Buddy] Let's not waste time and find
- [all screaming]
It's an egg monster!
No, it's not! It's just Egg!
Our Egg!
Egg! You're back! Which means
my magic powers must be real!
Or Egg's legs popped out
during your trick, and it ran away.
If it wasn't Egg making all that racket
in here, then who was it?
- [droning intensifies]
- [yells]
[deep droning]
A frog made all this noise?
Yeesh. I guess this cave made it
sound way worse than it is.
Oh, if I didn't make Egg disappear,
I guess I'm not a magician like my idol,
- David Macaw-pperfield.
- Well, you made this thing work again.
Maybe you just need more practice!
I did, didn't I? Hey, Frog! Here ya go!
[croaking]
Let's get outta here.
Nope! [retches]
If you can't see where you're going,
you get a leash, Egg.
- Now, we can go. Whoa!
- [gasps]
Alakazam, Alakazast!
Slow down, Egg, you're going too fast!
[yells]
Who made these?
[electronic music playing]
[ominous deep vocalizing]
[adventurous music playing]
[chirp]