Bunnicula (2016) s01e15 Episode Script
Vampire Rabbit Season
1
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNARLING)
(CACKLES)
FLUFFY: (IN GRUFF VOICE)
Fluffy's war journal,
April 13th, New Orleans.
The night is hot,
like a spicy jambalaya.
I move through
the city in silence.
I must be very, very quiet,
because tonight,
I'm hunting rabbit.
Vampire rabbit.
Bunnicula.
I hear this rabbit's
as evil as they get.
That's why I'm here.
I'm the one that
makes evil beg,
roll over and play dead.
-Who am I?
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
Who am I?
(COUGHING)
Hold on
(COUGHS AND CLEARS THROAT)
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
That's better.
I am Fluffy.
Fluffy the vampire pointer.
-(LIGHTNING CRACKLING)
-Dramatic lightning.
I've been tracking this
veggie-sucking scoundrel
for some time now.
He's probably hiding
down some dirty hole,
or nesting in
a rusted sewer pipe
under the sad,
broken floorboards of some
abandoned outhouse,
or, uh
Or inside this warm,
inviting home?
And book report done. Ha!
You know what that means,
my little Bunnicula?
Tickle monster time!
-(CHATTERING)
-(IMITATING MONSTER)
Oh, no, the poor girl's
been turned
into a mindless minion.
(SHUDDERS)
Brainwashing the innocent
for its evil plans.
(LEAVES RUSTLING)
I'll have to be extra careful.
(GRUNTING)
Hi, new dog.
Let's me and you wrestle.
(GASPS)
Oh!
-Hi-yah!
-She's beautiful
Whoa!
You're like a flower petal.
Ugh! (GROWLS)
Don't you try any of your evil
mind tricks on me, minion.
-Where's your master?
-Oh, well, she's inside.
Show me. (SNARLING)
She wants to meet
my family already. Oh, boy!
(MINA IMITATING ZOMBIE)
DAD: Mina!
Time to get ready for bed.
MINA: Okay, Dad.
You may not be so lucky
to escape next time.
(MINA CACKLING)
Whoa! I've always wanted
to be used as a body shield.
(COUGHS AND GAGS)
Where is the vampire rabbit?
Oh, Bunnicula?
He's probably in the kitchen
sucking the juice
out of carrots.
You have a really shiny nose.
Look, minion, I am here
to destroy the denizens
of the underworld.
If you know what's
good for you,
you'll stay out of my way.
Aye, aye, Captain.
Oh, and also
-I think I love you.
-(FLUFFY GROANING)
It says here when we toot,
it's the ghosts of our food
leaving our body.
-Isn't that right, Bunnicula?
-(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
It's you Bunnicula.
You're Bunnicula?
-The most evil
vampire rabbit in history?
-(MUMBLES)
(BUNNICULA GRUNTS AND GROANS)
(SNARLING)
I should do something.
(GRUNTING)
(CHATTERING ANGRILY)
BUNNICULA: Uh-oh.
(SNARLING)
(FLUFFY GRUNTS)
(SNARLING)
(BUNNICULA GROANS)
(SNARLING)
(BUNNICULA GROANS)
-(LAUGHS)
-(BUNNICULA MUMBLING)
(BUNNICULA GRUNTING)
-(SNARLING)
-(BUNNICULA GASPING)
(EXCLAIMS)
(PANTING)
(FLUFFY GRUNTS)
(SCREAMING)
What is all the racket
going on in (GASPS)
Hello! (GASPS)
What a cute dog!
(COOING) Look at that face.
Rub that belly.
Ooh. Hey, you don't
have any dog tags.
Do you need a place to stay?
Are you thirsty?
Do you want some water?
How about some food?
Want a treat? Chew toy?
(GASPS)
Oh, you must
be freezing out there.
Hold on.
I'll get you a blanket.
(UNTUNED GUITAR STRUMMING)
Who can make
a heart go a-flitter
Who can make a dog
forget his dinner
Who can turn a room
into a rainbow
Who can always drink
from my toilet bowl
Oh, Fluffy can,
my Fluffy can
The prettiest kung fu dog
This side of the Yucatan
Okay, I found
you a good one.
-Let's get you
all snuggled up.
-(WHIMPERING)
What is going on here?
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
ALL: One of us. One of us.
-(PANTING)
-MINA: Come on.
-Let's get you
all snuggled up.
-(FLUFFY WHIMPERING)
Oh! I hope she'll be okay
out there.
Come on, guys.
Let's go to bed.
Who went away,
walked out the door
Who broke my heart
onto the floor
- Who made me
cry like a baby
-(BUNNICULA HISSING)
Who?
Oh, Fluffy did
My Fluffy did
The prettiest
kung fu dog
(SOBBING)
That ever lived
(SNORING)
(MUMBLING GIBBERISH
AND SNORING)
(MUMBLING GIBBERISH)
CHESTER: 160
161, 162, 16
-(SCREAMS)
-Oh!
-Rabies minion.
-(CHESTER MEOWING)
Hey, what is your problem?
Oh, crud.
-(CHESTER YOWLING)
-(FLUFFY GRUNTING)
Harold, it's the
kung fu dog again.
-Run for our lives!
-Kung fu dog again?
(GASPS)
You came back for me!
I came back for the rabbit.
-Now get out of my way.
-Aww.
I can't believe that Fluffy
is in love with Bunnicula
instead of me.
-(MUFFLED GROANING)
-Well, I can kind of believe
it, 'cause you know
Bunnicula is pretty cool.
(CHESTER GROANS)
Thanks, man.
Dude, what's wrong with you?
I think I'm in love.
-With that?
-Yes, that.
Chester, I think she's my
sweet potato pie.
But she's in love
with another boy!
(SOBBING)
Grab the tissues,
somebody's got issues.
(BUNNICULA SNORING
AND MUMBLING)
(SNARLING)
(BUNNICULA MUMBLING)
(THUDDING)
(LAUGHS)
(GROANS) Impressive.
Looks like we'll
have to take this fight
to the next level.
I'm not going to let some
veggie-sucker beat me.
No, sir.
We'll just have to wait here
until he comes to feed.
And there he is.
Right on schedule.
(YAWNING)
Mmm! (LAUGHS)
HAROLD: Oh, Bunnicula
I don't blame you
for running away with Fluffy.
But hear me out.
Maybe you two don't need
to have to run away.
Maybe you can both live here.
And that way I can at least
look at her pretty face.
Every day Every hour
Every minute Every
Oh, who am I kidding?
(SOBBING)
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Wait, vampires don't care
about their minions.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
(GASPS) Really?
So you're not in love
with her?
And she and I can
still get married someday?
-(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
-Whoa! (LAUGHS)
What a relief!
Wow, you know,
all that crying
sure made me hungry.
You mind if I borrow
this carrot that I found
on the floor right here?
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
(IN SLOW MOTION) No!
(JABBERING)
Fluffy, you saved me!
(SIGHS)
FLUFFY: I was wrong
about you three.
Dead wrong. You're not evil.
At least not totally evil.
So I guess
I won't destroy you
This time.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
For real. I swear.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
FLUFFY: I guess you can't
always tell a book
by its cover.
Life's funny that way.
And so I faded
back into the city.
Determined to make the world
safe from all monsters.
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
All monsters
except the cool ones.
HAROLD: My feet won't budge
ever from this spot
until you return,
my flower petal.
MINA: Boys!
Breakfast is ready!
HAROLD: Gotta go.
(LAUGHS)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNARLING)
(CACKLES)
FLUFFY: (IN GRUFF VOICE)
Fluffy's war journal,
April 13th, New Orleans.
The night is hot,
like a spicy jambalaya.
I move through
the city in silence.
I must be very, very quiet,
because tonight,
I'm hunting rabbit.
Vampire rabbit.
Bunnicula.
I hear this rabbit's
as evil as they get.
That's why I'm here.
I'm the one that
makes evil beg,
roll over and play dead.
-Who am I?
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
Who am I?
(COUGHING)
Hold on
(COUGHS AND CLEARS THROAT)
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
That's better.
I am Fluffy.
Fluffy the vampire pointer.
-(LIGHTNING CRACKLING)
-Dramatic lightning.
I've been tracking this
veggie-sucking scoundrel
for some time now.
He's probably hiding
down some dirty hole,
or nesting in
a rusted sewer pipe
under the sad,
broken floorboards of some
abandoned outhouse,
or, uh
Or inside this warm,
inviting home?
And book report done. Ha!
You know what that means,
my little Bunnicula?
Tickle monster time!
-(CHATTERING)
-(IMITATING MONSTER)
Oh, no, the poor girl's
been turned
into a mindless minion.
(SHUDDERS)
Brainwashing the innocent
for its evil plans.
(LEAVES RUSTLING)
I'll have to be extra careful.
(GRUNTING)
Hi, new dog.
Let's me and you wrestle.
(GASPS)
Oh!
-Hi-yah!
-She's beautiful
Whoa!
You're like a flower petal.
Ugh! (GROWLS)
Don't you try any of your evil
mind tricks on me, minion.
-Where's your master?
-Oh, well, she's inside.
Show me. (SNARLING)
She wants to meet
my family already. Oh, boy!
(MINA IMITATING ZOMBIE)
DAD: Mina!
Time to get ready for bed.
MINA: Okay, Dad.
You may not be so lucky
to escape next time.
(MINA CACKLING)
Whoa! I've always wanted
to be used as a body shield.
(COUGHS AND GAGS)
Where is the vampire rabbit?
Oh, Bunnicula?
He's probably in the kitchen
sucking the juice
out of carrots.
You have a really shiny nose.
Look, minion, I am here
to destroy the denizens
of the underworld.
If you know what's
good for you,
you'll stay out of my way.
Aye, aye, Captain.
Oh, and also
-I think I love you.
-(FLUFFY GROANING)
It says here when we toot,
it's the ghosts of our food
leaving our body.
-Isn't that right, Bunnicula?
-(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
It's you Bunnicula.
You're Bunnicula?
-The most evil
vampire rabbit in history?
-(MUMBLES)
(BUNNICULA GRUNTS AND GROANS)
(SNARLING)
I should do something.
(GRUNTING)
(CHATTERING ANGRILY)
BUNNICULA: Uh-oh.
(SNARLING)
(FLUFFY GRUNTS)
(SNARLING)
(BUNNICULA GROANS)
(SNARLING)
(BUNNICULA GROANS)
-(LAUGHS)
-(BUNNICULA MUMBLING)
(BUNNICULA GRUNTING)
-(SNARLING)
-(BUNNICULA GASPING)
(EXCLAIMS)
(PANTING)
(FLUFFY GRUNTS)
(SCREAMING)
What is all the racket
going on in (GASPS)
Hello! (GASPS)
What a cute dog!
(COOING) Look at that face.
Rub that belly.
Ooh. Hey, you don't
have any dog tags.
Do you need a place to stay?
Are you thirsty?
Do you want some water?
How about some food?
Want a treat? Chew toy?
(GASPS)
Oh, you must
be freezing out there.
Hold on.
I'll get you a blanket.
(UNTUNED GUITAR STRUMMING)
Who can make
a heart go a-flitter
Who can make a dog
forget his dinner
Who can turn a room
into a rainbow
Who can always drink
from my toilet bowl
Oh, Fluffy can,
my Fluffy can
The prettiest kung fu dog
This side of the Yucatan
Okay, I found
you a good one.
-Let's get you
all snuggled up.
-(WHIMPERING)
What is going on here?
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
ALL: One of us. One of us.
-(PANTING)
-MINA: Come on.
-Let's get you
all snuggled up.
-(FLUFFY WHIMPERING)
Oh! I hope she'll be okay
out there.
Come on, guys.
Let's go to bed.
Who went away,
walked out the door
Who broke my heart
onto the floor
- Who made me
cry like a baby
-(BUNNICULA HISSING)
Who?
Oh, Fluffy did
My Fluffy did
The prettiest
kung fu dog
(SOBBING)
That ever lived
(SNORING)
(MUMBLING GIBBERISH
AND SNORING)
(MUMBLING GIBBERISH)
CHESTER: 160
161, 162, 16
-(SCREAMS)
-Oh!
-Rabies minion.
-(CHESTER MEOWING)
Hey, what is your problem?
Oh, crud.
-(CHESTER YOWLING)
-(FLUFFY GRUNTING)
Harold, it's the
kung fu dog again.
-Run for our lives!
-Kung fu dog again?
(GASPS)
You came back for me!
I came back for the rabbit.
-Now get out of my way.
-Aww.
I can't believe that Fluffy
is in love with Bunnicula
instead of me.
-(MUFFLED GROANING)
-Well, I can kind of believe
it, 'cause you know
Bunnicula is pretty cool.
(CHESTER GROANS)
Thanks, man.
Dude, what's wrong with you?
I think I'm in love.
-With that?
-Yes, that.
Chester, I think she's my
sweet potato pie.
But she's in love
with another boy!
(SOBBING)
Grab the tissues,
somebody's got issues.
(BUNNICULA SNORING
AND MUMBLING)
(SNARLING)
(BUNNICULA MUMBLING)
(THUDDING)
(LAUGHS)
(GROANS) Impressive.
Looks like we'll
have to take this fight
to the next level.
I'm not going to let some
veggie-sucker beat me.
No, sir.
We'll just have to wait here
until he comes to feed.
And there he is.
Right on schedule.
(YAWNING)
Mmm! (LAUGHS)
HAROLD: Oh, Bunnicula
I don't blame you
for running away with Fluffy.
But hear me out.
Maybe you two don't need
to have to run away.
Maybe you can both live here.
And that way I can at least
look at her pretty face.
Every day Every hour
Every minute Every
Oh, who am I kidding?
(SOBBING)
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Wait, vampires don't care
about their minions.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
(GASPS) Really?
So you're not in love
with her?
And she and I can
still get married someday?
-(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
-Whoa! (LAUGHS)
What a relief!
Wow, you know,
all that crying
sure made me hungry.
You mind if I borrow
this carrot that I found
on the floor right here?
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
(IN SLOW MOTION) No!
(JABBERING)
Fluffy, you saved me!
(SIGHS)
FLUFFY: I was wrong
about you three.
Dead wrong. You're not evil.
At least not totally evil.
So I guess
I won't destroy you
This time.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
For real. I swear.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
FLUFFY: I guess you can't
always tell a book
by its cover.
Life's funny that way.
And so I faded
back into the city.
Determined to make the world
safe from all monsters.
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
All monsters
except the cool ones.
HAROLD: My feet won't budge
ever from this spot
until you return,
my flower petal.
MINA: Boys!
Breakfast is ready!
HAROLD: Gotta go.
(LAUGHS)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)