Clarence US (2014) s01e15 Episode Script
Dream Boat
1 I don't care what you say! I'm gonna do what I want all day! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! Look Excuse me.
Excuse me.
I've achieved my goals.
I made it happen.
I was a cop for two years, okay? Two years! So don't even try me.
I've seen it all, okay? "Do you regret what you did?" Nah.
"Would you do it again?" Hmm.
Sure.
Why not? This test is easy.
"What do you want most in life, and how are you going to achieve it?" Guys! If you want to succeed, all you got to do is Sumo.
Sumo! Over here.
Look at me.
Guys, this is important.
This is about your future.
Someday you're gonna thank me for all the knowledge I've given you.
You just need to work hard get good grades, you need to respect Oh! A penny! Oh, boy, it's a pretty nice one, too! And never disobey the law! Oh, what Hey, hey! Hey! Hey, get back here! - Come here, you little - Oh! - Get back here! - Hey! Hey! I'm gonna find you! Come on, guys! Whose friend was that? Speak up.
Okay, I guess that's another hour of detention.
I got nowhere to go.
I could be here all night.
Mm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Think it's all a big joke, don't you? Well, let me tell you something.
The joke's on you, Mr.
Comedy Man! See, cause I'm gonna take this, and I'm gonna do this.
I expect respectful responses on my desk next week.
Same time, same place in detention.
Serious responses this time! Change has to start with you, Mr.
Sumowski! I'm going so fast! We could build a tree fort or play aliens or build a spaceship Maybe we could build a birdhouse.
You have any birdhouse-making supplies, Sumo? Hey.
Hey, Sumo? Uh I don't know.
Maybe in my dad's shed.
Okay.
Well, let's ask him if we can use them.
Yeah, Sumo, ask him! - Sumo! - Yeah, dad? - Where you been? - Uh, school.
Okay.
The dogs got into the trash again.
Spewed it all over the yard.
No playtime with your friends until you clean this all up.
- But, dad, we were gonna build - Sorry, gents.
Sumo's got a job to do.
He can play tomorrow.
Sorry, guys.
I got to clean this trash up.
That's okay, Sumo.
We'll help you.
Five hands is better than three, right? That doesn't make sense, Clarence.
No! My dad told me to do it! That's okay.
Tomorrow is actually better for us.
Yeah, tomorrow.
Should we go to my house instead, or ? - We'll work it out tomorrow.
- Bye, Sumo.
Yeah, Jerry swapped out the V-6 for a V-10.
A V-10? No way! Hey, wait! What're you guys talkin' about? - Sumo, did you wash your hands? - Uh yep.
Okay, grab a plate, darlin'.
Jerry's new boat is so fast, it has two motors.
- Yeah, well I - Two of 'em! Yeah, we're taking it out this weekend.
Cool.
- Hey, dad.
- Maybe I should get a boat.
- Dad! Hey, dad! Dad! - What? I'm building a boat! Myself! - A boat, huh? - Yeah.
- What you building it out of? - Oh, uh stuff that floats.
I'll believe it when I see it.
Jerry's boat has a fridge, too.
Hey! - What you got there? - None of your business.
Hey, come on.
Let me see.
- Hey! No! - Oh.
You dork.
I thought it was gonna be something cool.
Here.
Hey, Clarence.
I was thinking we could get together.
Hey, Sumo! So, you, um you know Jeff, right? Uh, so me and Jeff got this shampoo, and you know that one fountain by the over by the park.
We were gonna We were gonna go dump the shampoo in it and see what happens.
Jeff, no, put it down! Jeff, stop it! - Oh, my gosh.
- Hello?! We're gonna get in trouble.
I made it sound like we are having so much fun! - I am having fun.
- I know, right? Are you real? Change has to start with you.
- Can I use this for somethin'? - Nah, I'm using that.
- How about this? - That my good weed whacker? - No, it's the broken one.
See? - Okay, fine.
- How about this? - Spoken for.
This? Get out of my ear, you stupid Ow! Get out of my head! Hey, Sumo.
How you doin'? - Clarence, hey.
- Still working on the boat? Still working on the boat.
Well, do you got any extra tools? - I could probably help you.
- Nah.
Just this one hammer.
Well, I can still help.
Look! Hey, check me out! I'm a robot.
I.
Have.
Robot.
Arms.
I can do the work of two normal guys! Ow! Dang it, Clarence! If you're not gonna help build a boat, just get out of here! Oof! - Jeff, Sumo hates me now.
- I'm sure he doesn't hate Sorry I yelled at you the other day.
I was just frustrated.
That's okay.
So, do you want to go to the movies with me and Jeff tomorrow? We're gonna go see the Robofrog movie.
Nah.
I think I got to keep working on my boat.
I really need to finish my boat.
Are you up there, Santa Claus? Oh, there you are.
Well, Santa, I'm just worried about my friend from school, Sumo.
He's just been actin' like a really crazy guy, he yelled at me, and I think that the boat he's building is drivin' him crazy.
So can you make sure that he just finishes it and that we can just be friends again? Thanks, Santa.
Also, can you tell mom to let me go see "Robofrog" with Jeff tomorrow? Oh, come on, you stinking thing - What's you building there, Noah? - It's a boat.
You do know you're about 30 to 40 miles from the nearest - body of water, don't you? - Yeah.
So? Well, shoot.
Maybe it'll flood and you'll be the only one above water.
What do you say about that? What? I don't know.
Well, don't catch cold out here.
Hey, buddy.
You need some help? 'Cause you got some.
We're gonna stay right here and build all night until your dream boat is a real boat.
How are we gonna get this thing in the water? I'll take you guys.
But mostly just to watch you sink.
Yeah.
Ahoy there, mateys! It's time to sail the seven seas.
Okay, let's go! Guys, I think we should review our boating-safety protocol.
Jeff, pirates live dangerously.
That's why they only got one eye.
Duh.
Arrrr! Let's boat! - Aw, dang it! - Come on, Clarence! Jump! - Whoo! We did it! - Oh, my gosh! I can't believe we did it! We're on a boat! - We're on a boat! - Hoist the sails! You did it, buddy! You did it! Hooray for Sumo! Hooray for Sumo! - I did it? - Yeah, that's what we're saying.
I did it! I did it! My boat worked! Help! The thing I want most in life is a boat.
You don't need a boat all the time unless you live in it or something.
But when you're out there in the water, a boat'll keep you from going under.
Hmm Hyup! So I built a boat.
I don't have a lot of things that are mine.
Sometimes things are really hard for me.
It's not perfect, but it's my boat and I love it It's so beautiful.
Can I go now?
Excuse me.
I've achieved my goals.
I made it happen.
I was a cop for two years, okay? Two years! So don't even try me.
I've seen it all, okay? "Do you regret what you did?" Nah.
"Would you do it again?" Hmm.
Sure.
Why not? This test is easy.
"What do you want most in life, and how are you going to achieve it?" Guys! If you want to succeed, all you got to do is Sumo.
Sumo! Over here.
Look at me.
Guys, this is important.
This is about your future.
Someday you're gonna thank me for all the knowledge I've given you.
You just need to work hard get good grades, you need to respect Oh! A penny! Oh, boy, it's a pretty nice one, too! And never disobey the law! Oh, what Hey, hey! Hey! Hey, get back here! - Come here, you little - Oh! - Get back here! - Hey! Hey! I'm gonna find you! Come on, guys! Whose friend was that? Speak up.
Okay, I guess that's another hour of detention.
I got nowhere to go.
I could be here all night.
Mm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Think it's all a big joke, don't you? Well, let me tell you something.
The joke's on you, Mr.
Comedy Man! See, cause I'm gonna take this, and I'm gonna do this.
I expect respectful responses on my desk next week.
Same time, same place in detention.
Serious responses this time! Change has to start with you, Mr.
Sumowski! I'm going so fast! We could build a tree fort or play aliens or build a spaceship Maybe we could build a birdhouse.
You have any birdhouse-making supplies, Sumo? Hey.
Hey, Sumo? Uh I don't know.
Maybe in my dad's shed.
Okay.
Well, let's ask him if we can use them.
Yeah, Sumo, ask him! - Sumo! - Yeah, dad? - Where you been? - Uh, school.
Okay.
The dogs got into the trash again.
Spewed it all over the yard.
No playtime with your friends until you clean this all up.
- But, dad, we were gonna build - Sorry, gents.
Sumo's got a job to do.
He can play tomorrow.
Sorry, guys.
I got to clean this trash up.
That's okay, Sumo.
We'll help you.
Five hands is better than three, right? That doesn't make sense, Clarence.
No! My dad told me to do it! That's okay.
Tomorrow is actually better for us.
Yeah, tomorrow.
Should we go to my house instead, or ? - We'll work it out tomorrow.
- Bye, Sumo.
Yeah, Jerry swapped out the V-6 for a V-10.
A V-10? No way! Hey, wait! What're you guys talkin' about? - Sumo, did you wash your hands? - Uh yep.
Okay, grab a plate, darlin'.
Jerry's new boat is so fast, it has two motors.
- Yeah, well I - Two of 'em! Yeah, we're taking it out this weekend.
Cool.
- Hey, dad.
- Maybe I should get a boat.
- Dad! Hey, dad! Dad! - What? I'm building a boat! Myself! - A boat, huh? - Yeah.
- What you building it out of? - Oh, uh stuff that floats.
I'll believe it when I see it.
Jerry's boat has a fridge, too.
Hey! - What you got there? - None of your business.
Hey, come on.
Let me see.
- Hey! No! - Oh.
You dork.
I thought it was gonna be something cool.
Here.
Hey, Clarence.
I was thinking we could get together.
Hey, Sumo! So, you, um you know Jeff, right? Uh, so me and Jeff got this shampoo, and you know that one fountain by the over by the park.
We were gonna We were gonna go dump the shampoo in it and see what happens.
Jeff, no, put it down! Jeff, stop it! - Oh, my gosh.
- Hello?! We're gonna get in trouble.
I made it sound like we are having so much fun! - I am having fun.
- I know, right? Are you real? Change has to start with you.
- Can I use this for somethin'? - Nah, I'm using that.
- How about this? - That my good weed whacker? - No, it's the broken one.
See? - Okay, fine.
- How about this? - Spoken for.
This? Get out of my ear, you stupid Ow! Get out of my head! Hey, Sumo.
How you doin'? - Clarence, hey.
- Still working on the boat? Still working on the boat.
Well, do you got any extra tools? - I could probably help you.
- Nah.
Just this one hammer.
Well, I can still help.
Look! Hey, check me out! I'm a robot.
I.
Have.
Robot.
Arms.
I can do the work of two normal guys! Ow! Dang it, Clarence! If you're not gonna help build a boat, just get out of here! Oof! - Jeff, Sumo hates me now.
- I'm sure he doesn't hate Sorry I yelled at you the other day.
I was just frustrated.
That's okay.
So, do you want to go to the movies with me and Jeff tomorrow? We're gonna go see the Robofrog movie.
Nah.
I think I got to keep working on my boat.
I really need to finish my boat.
Are you up there, Santa Claus? Oh, there you are.
Well, Santa, I'm just worried about my friend from school, Sumo.
He's just been actin' like a really crazy guy, he yelled at me, and I think that the boat he's building is drivin' him crazy.
So can you make sure that he just finishes it and that we can just be friends again? Thanks, Santa.
Also, can you tell mom to let me go see "Robofrog" with Jeff tomorrow? Oh, come on, you stinking thing - What's you building there, Noah? - It's a boat.
You do know you're about 30 to 40 miles from the nearest - body of water, don't you? - Yeah.
So? Well, shoot.
Maybe it'll flood and you'll be the only one above water.
What do you say about that? What? I don't know.
Well, don't catch cold out here.
Hey, buddy.
You need some help? 'Cause you got some.
We're gonna stay right here and build all night until your dream boat is a real boat.
How are we gonna get this thing in the water? I'll take you guys.
But mostly just to watch you sink.
Yeah.
Ahoy there, mateys! It's time to sail the seven seas.
Okay, let's go! Guys, I think we should review our boating-safety protocol.
Jeff, pirates live dangerously.
That's why they only got one eye.
Duh.
Arrrr! Let's boat! - Aw, dang it! - Come on, Clarence! Jump! - Whoo! We did it! - Oh, my gosh! I can't believe we did it! We're on a boat! - We're on a boat! - Hoist the sails! You did it, buddy! You did it! Hooray for Sumo! Hooray for Sumo! - I did it? - Yeah, that's what we're saying.
I did it! I did it! My boat worked! Help! The thing I want most in life is a boat.
You don't need a boat all the time unless you live in it or something.
But when you're out there in the water, a boat'll keep you from going under.
Hmm Hyup! So I built a boat.
I don't have a lot of things that are mine.
Sometimes things are really hard for me.
It's not perfect, but it's my boat and I love it It's so beautiful.
Can I go now?