Erky Perky (2006) s01e15 Episode Script

Crazy!
Life was good
on Hot Dog Stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
(snoring)
Huh?
(glass tinking)
Nooo!
- Blah! I think I've eaten
too much sweet stuff.
- Are you saying you're through?
- No, I'm just hungry
for something salty now.
Is it salty or sweet?
- Mmm, sweet!
- Eh, then I'll pass.
- Are you serious?
- If I have too many calories
my temperature rises.
My spots start changing color.
It's terrible.
- Well at least Mad
Margaret's not here
to take it away from us.
- Yeah, that's weird.
- Especially because this
makes two crumbs in a row.
And no Margaret!
- Well, maybe it's her day off.
- No she enjoys taking our food.
- Eh, do you think she's nearby?
- Nah, I don't think so.
I have a sixth
sense about these--
(screaming)
- (whimpering) Why
isn't she chasing us?
- I don't know!
She's trapped!
(hysterical laughing)
- What's that?
I can't hear you!
- Oh okay, eh, one word.
- Something small.
- Long nose!
- Oh and beady eyes!
Cecil! You want us to get Cecil!
- (laughing) Good job!
I was thinking she meant you.
So you want us to get Cecil.
Well, what if we don't?
- Well let's get him.
She looks mad.
- Are you kidding?
We finally have here
where we want her.
- So what do we do?
- Okay, here's the plan.
I'll stay here and you
go get the one bug
who always knows
how to turn anything
into an advantage.
- Oh, who?
- Trust me!
You'll wonder how you
ever got a long without it!
Now I know what you're thinkin'.
Why would I need a bug trap
when I have a whole
web to catch bugs?
Because this trap is devious!
So anyway, now that
I've shown you how to rig it
all you do is cover the loop.
Then you wait for some
unsuspecting bug to--
- Frenzel! Frenzel!
There you are!
I came to--
- Ah, Perky!
Eh, could you move
a little to your right?
- Get you because um--
- No your other right.
- Erky said that, why?
Whoa ho oh!
- Tah dah!
Come here. I'll
show you my catalog.
- Um, Frenzel?
(nervous chuckle)
Hello?
(groaning)
- Hmm
- No! We're
waiting for Margaret!
What could be keeping her?
I'm still watching you!
- Hmph!
- Come on!
Oh, the one time I want
my leg to come off, it won't!
- He he he! She bought it.
Thanks Perky.
Your timing was perfect.
- Um, you're welcome.
Can you help me out?
- Sure!
So what's up?
- The Mad Margaret is
trapped and Erky thought--
- What?!
Really?!
This is great!
(loud snap and springing)
- Woah!
Wait! Frenzel!
Frenz!
Yelling makes my head swell.
(mocking laughter)
- This is fantastic!
Oh Frenzel! Did you see that?
Priceless!
- Impressive!
I've been trapped
in these before.
Took me all day to get out!
- Eh, there's a way out?
- Yeah, on top.
It's covered by
waxy papery stuff.
That's the weak point.
- And you're going
to tell her this?
- What do you think I am, crazy?
(laughing) Not for free!
- Um, Frenzel?
(straining)
- Come on, get off!
Come off!
Get that thing off!
(smacking and straining)
- I'll give you three crumbs
not to tell Mad Margaret
how to escape.
- Hmmm, deal!
- Phew! Good!
But, eh, just for the record,
how do you get out?
- How should I know!
This is harder than
the papery stuff.
Looks impossible!
- Normally I would be angry
at you for selling me nothing.
(screaming)
But you know what?
I don't care.
You hear that Mad Margaret?
You're trapped for good!
(mocking and laughing)
You can't get me!
You can't get
oh! Oh ho!
Help! She's got me!
Ahhhh!
(loud snap)
- Don't worry!
You'll land back on the lid.
Really!
Oops
(thudding splat)
- Put that piece down!
Put it down!
(frustrated groan)
Oh no! Margaret's trapped!
I'm coming Margaret!
Margaret! Margaret!
- Well you have to get her out.
Go on, take a run at it.
- Okay, okay, hold on Margaret!
- Ow!
- Oh I think I heard a crack!
One more time should do it.
- Thanks for your help.
- Oh no problem.
(snifled laughter)
- Go farther back this time.
No, no (laughing) even,
Even farther.
Try hitting it
right here.
(loud smack)
- Ow!
- More! Give it more!
Come on Cecil!
I want to see some speed!
Try to hit at the same time!
Oh that's wonderful!
No no, don't stop
now! (laughing)
- I should be selling tickets!
- Oh! Oh my!
All the extra blood
rushing to my head
is making me feel
kinda good! (giggling)
In fact I,
I feel
I feel great!
(silly giggling)
I feel like, I feel
like I'm flyin'!
Weee! Weee! Look at me!
I'm a majestic bumble bee!
(laughing)
- We have to get her out!
Erky! I command that you--
- Woah! I don't think you're
in a position to
demand anything!
- What?!
- Well with Mad
Margaret out of hands
well, we don't
have to listen to you!
It's time for a
new era in Kitchen!
Do you hear me Mad Margaret?!
You're through!
(furious thrashing)
- I, uh, think we'd better--
- Don't worry!
What could happen?
(frightened screaming)
Ahhh!
- Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
(loud crash)
- What happened?
- Gotta Go!
- I'm baaack!
- No that was my plan all along!
To get you mad so
you could free yourself!
- When I get my hands on you!
- Get him Margaret!
(amused chuckling)
- Oh Frenzel!
Frenzel my friend!
Hanging upside down
has changed my life!
- Hey! I need that trap back!
- No, no. No Frenzel wait!
Wait don't!
(smack)
- No! Good mood vanishing.
Pains returning.
Outlook becoming dreary.
Dreary! (whimpering)
- Frenzel!
You have to hide me!
Mad Margaret is right behind me!
- No, no, no!
Not my problem!
- Well, well, well!
Now who's trapped?
- Eh, look Mad, um, Margaret,
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have
said what I said.
I've learned my lesson.
I'll never do it again.
So could you let me--
- Us
- Us go?
- Eh, I'm thinkin'
No!
(loud snap)
- Get me outta here! (straining)
- Well, well, well!
Trapped again are we?
Well I know I said I
wouldn't do it again,
but look at you.
You're just so helpless.
- Um, I really don't
think this is wise Erky.
- Not now Perky.
My tongue is talking to me.
What's that tongue?
You want to stick
out at Mad Margaret?
- Um, Erky
- Not now Perky!
- Gotcha!
- Eh, don't worry Erky.
All the blood
rushing to her head
will start to make her
feel really cheerful.
- How long?
- Um in about an hour.
- Uh oh! Help me!
- What? I can't understand you.
- Ughh, help me!
- I can't eh
(giggling)
What's the matter?
Bug got you're tongue (giggling)
- Help me!
(lively music)