Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage (2024) s01e15 Episode Script

1
Want to do something later?
Like what?
New Die Hard movie's out.
Yeah, I don't know.
He didn't die in the first one,
he didn't die in the second one.
Yeah, it's hard
for him to die.
It's right there
in the title.
Hey, how about Toy Story?
What's that?
Oh, it's about these
toys that come to life.
So a horror movie?
How does that sound like horror?
Chucky's a toy. When he came to life,
I almost crapped my pants.
Georgie, can I talk to you
for a minute?
Sure, what's up?
Alone.
Okay, now I really want to hear.
It's private.
Yeah, yeah,
get to it.
Mandy, please.
[sighs]
- And no listening from the other room.
- Oh, you don't own this house.
So what's up?
Well, the thing is--
Hang on. Mandy?
MANDY:
Oh, phooey!
There's this girl.
Okay.
She works at the music store.
Uh-huh.
I'm thinking of asking her out.
But?
I'm not sure how it'll go.
All right.
I've been there.
You ever talk to her?
- Yes.
- How does that go?
Unclear.
Why?
Well, she's nice to me, but she might
just be nice to me because I'm a customer.
Although sometimes she's nice to me
even when I don't buy things,
but she might just be hoping I'll
come back and buy something.
Yeah, "unclear"
really summed it up.
- How can I help?
- Unclear.
♪
[coos]
[exhales]
All right, spill.
It was a private conversation.
Yeah, yeah, about what?
Well, if he wanted you
to know, you'd know.
Oh, come on.
I am your wife.
We tell each other everything.
Do we?
Well, for the sake
of this argument, yes.
Fine, it was about a girl.
[gasps] No!
That's all I'm sayin'.
Sure, sure, okay, so
who is she?
What's her name?
I've already said too much.
No, you haven't.
Did he ask her out?
Not yet, now stop.
- But you'll tell me when he does?
- Do I have a choice?
Of course you do.
- But not really.
- No, mm-mm.
Huh, I wonder
why he went to you?
I'm the one
with more dating experience.
Well, obviously,
I've got some moves
with the ladies.
Yeah? Did you tell him to lie
about his age and knock her up?
Joke all you want.
That worked.
All right, how do you
want to play this?
If I knew how to play it,
I would've played it.
I'm not a player.
Fair enough.
Introduce me,
and I'll talk you up.
What are you going
to say about me?
I don't know.
You're a nice guy.
I am nice.
You're fun.
I am fun.
[chuckles]
Great musician.
I really am quite the catch,
aren't I?
That's good.
Women like confidence.
What about the part
that I'm unemployed
and live
over my parents' garage?
- Well, she's a musician, right?
- Yes.
That is not gonna be news
to her.
Georgie around?
I was gonna work on the Mustang.
Oh, he's out with Connor.
Oh, what are those two doing?
Well, I'm actually
not supposed to tell you.
What's that mean?
It's private.
[laughs]
Amanda.
Okay, you didn't hear it from me,
but there's a girl that Connor likes.
A girl girl?
What's that mean?
I don't know, uh
a human girl?
Yeah, I would assume so.
And he asked for Georgie's help.
Now, hold on,
what do we know about her?
Uh, she exists.
Take the win.
So you'd be happy with him
just going out with anybody?
Literally anybody.
Now, he is very fragile.
What if she breaks his heart?
Well, what if she marries him
and they move out?
Hey, I got married and moved in.
What do we know about this girl?
- That her?
- Yes.
- Pretty.
- Yes.
Out of my league?
Come on, introduce me.
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
- Hello, Chloe.
- Hey
- Connor.
- Connor.
This is Georgie.
- Hey, Georgie.
- Hey.
You a musician, too?
No, I used to have
a guitar in my room,
but that was just
to impress the girls.
Did it work?
Well, I married his sister.
But not because of the guitar.
'Cause I got her pregnant.
Okay.
Here, I wrote
a song for you.
Uh, excuse us, please.
What are you doing?
You didn't talk about giving her a song.
Should I take it back?
No, you can't take it back.
[Connor's song playing]
Is that you on keys?
- That's me on everything.
- It's nice.
Are there lyrics?
Do you have some?
Give me a couple days.
I'll try.
Excellent.
Are you gonna help?
I'm doing everything here.
You don't need any help.
Does it have a title?
"Goddess of the Music Store."
That seemed to go well.
"Go well"?
It was amazing!
She liked your song.
You got her number.
Yeah, I guess.
What if I don't like her lyrics?
You lie and say you do.
[laughs]:
Oh, you're good.
I have one more favor to ask.
Name it.
Will you be the best man
in our wedding?
Uh, please don't say
anything to my parents.
I don't want them to make
a big deal out of this.
Not a word.
Hey, where you guys been?
Music store.
That's fun.
- Did you talk to anyone there?
- Mom!
That was a normal question.
So everybody knows?
I only told Mandy.
Well, I only told
Mom and Dad.
That's everybody.
We're just excited for you.
Well, stop.
Sweetie, this is a big deal.
No, it's not.
I've been out with girls before.
I'm sorry.
Girls
plural?
He doesn't have
to tell us anything.
But should you have
any questions or concerns,
just know your mommy
is here for you.
All I'll say is
it went well.
I look forward to learning
more about her.
Her name, her religion, her age.
Oh, check her ID,
people lie about that.
And now you love me.
Let it go.
[Mandy sighs]
So
anyone have any big plans
this weekend?
Actually, they're having
a car show over at--
Not you.
I haven't spoken to her yet,
if that's what you're asking.
Oh, well,
what are you waiting for?
Maybe it's all moving
just a little too fast for him.
Georgie said to give it
a couple days.
[scoffs]
Why would you tell him that?
He don't want to
come off too eager.
Too eager?
He already wrote her a song.
Which I would love to hear,
by the way.
Leave him alone,
he knows what he's doing.
It's okay to take things slow.
When your father
was courting me--
"Courting"?
It's like dating, but back
[old-timey voice] when people
talked like this. See?
Well, he still don't need
to rush calling her.
When we met, you asked me out
in the first five minutes.
Yeah, but Connor ain't me.
Do I have a say in this?
Hold on.
She gave him her number.
- She wants him to call.
- And he will.
Or he'll wait too long
and he'll blow it.
He should wait until he's ready,
which might be never.
Come on, Audrey, lighten up.
Oh, don't act like
you're not invested in this.
Of course I'm invested.
Stop making this about you.
It's about my baby
and this floozy
who's trying
to take advantage of him.
Where'd he go?
"Floozy"?
[old-timey voice]
It means a slut, see?
All right, try it again.
[engine sputters]
What do you think's wrong?
I don't know.
Probably the fuel pump
or the alternator.
Does it have gas?
That's a very good question.
Easy enough to check.
I should've gotten rid of this
thing when I had the chance.
No, no. No, this is
all gonna be worth it
when we're out there
with the top down
and the wind blowin' through
somebody's hair.
Oh, hello.
- Hey.
- Uh, this is Chloe.
Hi.
Good to see you again.
- You, too.
- I'm Connor's dad.
Nice to meet you, Connor's dad.
We're going up to work on music.
Nice to meet you, too.
[door closes]
Oh, my God.
I guess he called her.
Damn straight he did.
And she came a-runnin'.
- I'm happy for him.
- Yeah.
Think they're really gonna
be working on music?
Don't you?
Yeah.
Are there any instruments
you don't own?
I don't own the Great Stalacpipe
Organ in Virginia.
I don't know what that is.
Uh, there's only one
and it's in
a three-and-a-half acre cavern.
It plays actual stalactites.
I've never heard it, but
I bet it sounds beautiful.
You're a unique kind of guy.
Aren't you?
Very much, yes.
Is that the Casio
I sold you?
Yes.
[burp plays]
I sampled
my niece burping.
[burps playing]
How old's your niece?
It's not polite
to ask a woman's age,
but 14 months.
Cute.
Not to brag, but I'm
316 months myself.
Yep, unique.
Hey, how's the car coming?
Good, good.
Did you get it running?
Nope, nope.
Will someone please go up and
tell Connor that dinner's ready?
Actually
Connor's a little
busy right now.
Busy with what?
Working on music with that girl.
She's here?
Yep, and she's cute.
Oh, so you got to meet her
and I didn't?
That is what happened.
Well I should just go up
and invite her to dinner.
- [sighs] Mom, no.
- Why, what's wrong with us?
Uh, well,
nothing's wrong with us.
Oh, so I'm the problem?
[laughs] What?
I'm gonna embarrass him?
Good, you get it.
[tuning instrument]
So did you write any lyrics
for my song?
Some.
Really? Can I hear?
- Sure, I guess.
- Excellent.
[clears throat]
Let me know when you're ready.
Actually, can you not look at me
while I'm singing?
Of course. Sorry.
Okay, go ahead.
[playing keyboard]
Now and then she's wondering
What'll turn the tide
All days the same ♪
A waiting game
A dream to come alive ♪
What'll it take to uproot ♪
Before it goes too deep ♪
- Can I look at you, please?
- Sure.
That's so good.
[chuckles] Thanks.
There's more.
Right.
[playing keyboard]
ANNOUNCER [over TV]:
And with one minute left
to go in the game,
the score remains exactly
They've been up there a while.
What do you think they're doing?
Well, he could be
hiding the body.
Amanda.
They're probably
just hanging out.
I never would've gone
to a boy's room on a first date.
He's 26.
Did you ever have
"the talk" with him?
Why would I?
Because you're his father.
And you're his mother.
There ain't no rules.
- Did she ever have
the talk with you? - No.
I most certainly did.
Oh, like, when you said keep
your knees together till the honeymoon?
It's not my fault you didn't listen.
She didn't listen, either.
Jim!
Mrs. McAllister!
You little floozy.
[playing]
That had a little Steely Dan to it.
- Thank you.
- Wasn't a compliment.
You got a problem
with Steely Dan?
They're fine,
to fall asleep to.
Steely Dan is
the ultimate fusion
of classic arrangement
and modern studio techniques.
I just like music
that's more raw.
[scoffs] Like what,
the Ramones?
That first Ramones album
is a work of art.
Sounds like it was recorded
in an hour.
Who cares?
They captured something.
Steely Dan captured
sonic perfection.
Perfection is boring.
No, it's not.
It's perfect.
Flaws are where the magic is.
- You actually like flaws?
- I do.
Well, you're in luck,
I got plenty of them.
I'm aware.
That was unexpected.
Sorry.
Okay, I'm good.
Can't believe this girl
was in our house,
and he didn't introduce me.
Oh, just let it go.
Need I remind you
that we didn't meet Georgie
until it was too late.
Well, that's 'cause
you and Mandy don't have the
best relationship.
But Connor and I
have a good one.
Good, weird, whatever.
Doesn't it bother you
that he went to Georgie first?
Nope.
You're his father.
[stammers]
I didn't talk to my dad
about this stuff.
Come on, be upset with me.
Dang it, why doesn't my son
want to talk
about girls and sex?
So much I want to share.
Never mind.
You see, son, when I make
sweet love to your mother
Oh. Enough.
[door opens]
CONNOR: Sure you don't want some coffee?
CHLOE: No, I'm good.
CONNOR:
I toast a mean Pop-Tart.
Maybe next time.
There's gonna be a next time?
I hope so.
Me, too.
[Conner and Chloe kiss]
- Bye.
- Bye.
I see you
through the stairs.
Hi.
Yes?
- Can we talk?
- About what?
About your friend
who spent the night.
What if I don't want to?
Well, that's too bad.
Look, this is all just
happening kind of fast, and
I-I don't want
you to get hurt.
You realize I've slept
with a girl before.
No! Why would
I know that?
I'm a musician. We get chicks.
Okay, well,
you're an adult,
so I don't need to tell you to be
safe, right?
Are we seriously having
this conversation?
[sighs] I'm sorry.
I'm just feeling protective.
I appreciate that.
Okay. Well, you're welcome.
I've seen what happens
when people have babies and--
no offense--
I don't want to ruin my life.
Hey, CeeCee is a blessing.
But, yeah, don't do it.