Hot Wheels: Battle Force 5 (2009) s01e15 Episode Script
112 - Cage Match
Stormshock in sight.
Might as well get there with a little style.
[VERT WHOOPING.]
zOOM: Awesome move, Vert! [zOOM WHOOPING.]
Oh.
It's like Vert and mini-Vert.
Only one word to describe this zone.
Sweet.
[zOOM LAUGHING.]
Loops and ramps and stuff to totally grind on? Hey, Vert, check out this sick trick.
Wha-- [SCREAMS.]
[GRUNTING.]
So much for sick tricks.
You look like you're gonna be sick.
It wasn't my fault.
The track, like, moved.
It's okay, zoom.
I wiped out a few times back in my motocross days.
I could give you a couple tips, but we've got a battlekey to find.
Oh, right.
I spotted it just before I, you know, crashed.
Uh, are you sure about that? Because there appears to be more than just one battlekey.
So how do we know which one's real? Don't know, but I'm pretty sure they're real.
[GROWLS.]
Seize the battlekey.
All of them! Split up and everybody grab a key.
We'll sort it out back on Earth.
Houston, we have a problem.
My sensors indicate a magnetic force field which will render our electromag key grab beams non-functional in this zone.
We'll have to go old school and wing it.
Improvise as best you can.
Ha, ha, ha.
Attack! Attack, attack! Got a lock on my key, but roach boy's breathing down my neck.
Gonna try and shake him off my tail.
Whoa.
[VERT SCREAMING.]
zoom was right, this track is whack.
[CHUCKLING.]
Yes! Good news, gang, the first battlekey is.
Invisible? Whoa.
Whoa, oh.
[GRUNTS.]
My key was some sort of hologram.
Uh.
Now what? I appear to be encased in some sort of giant glass sphere.
Now I know Spinner's goldfish feels like.
Hey, Bigfoot loves his tank, okay? Worst name for a fish ever.
Gonna blast myself out of this bubble-wrap booby trap.
Wait, Stanford, don't fire until-- [HIGH-PITCHED BUzzlNG.]
[GRUNTING.]
Hello? Did somebody say something? Did I say something? Your sonic canons must have given you temporary hearing loss.
Don't fire them again.
I can't hear you.
I think my sonic canons gave me temporary hearing loss.
Gotta find a way to get you out.
Hang tight! STANFORD: Uh.
You're gonna find some trouts and have a bite? Whoa.
[STANFORD GRUNTING.]
AGURA: Lesson one, how to avoid a holographic booby trap.
Just take it nice and slow.
Or nice and fast! Heh, heh, heh.
Thanks for the battlekey.
What? AGURA: Close one.
[AGURA SCREAMING.]
Too close.
[GRUNTS.]
Hey.
Hey! You are getting paw prints on my paint job.
You prefer claw marks? I've handled badder cats than you back home.
[CLANG.]
BOTH: Uh-oh.
[AGURA SCREAMING.]
Agura and Kalus! Talk about an epic cat fight.
Rowr.
Don't worry, Agura, we'll bust you out of there.
AGURA: I don't think you can.
Just get the battlekey.
I can hold my own.
Vert, I managed to scan the penalty balls.
They've got a key-shaped slot in the top.
The battlekey will be a perfect fit.
- Maybe that's how you open them.
- Worth a shot.
Go for it.
Whichever one it is.
SHERMAN: Just a matter of simple deduction.
And some long-handled weaponry.
And key number one is.
Not the real key.
Watch out! Whoa.
Key number two, I'm feeling lucky.
[SPINNER GROANS.]
Oh, no! [SPINNER & SHERMAN SCREAMING.]
SPINNER: The winner is key number three.
BOTH: Whoa! [SPINNER & SHERMAN SCREAMING.]
- Huh? - Huh? - I don't like the look of what's down there.
- What is down there? I don't know, but I think it's hungry.
Oh! Help! VERT: Stay strong, everybody.
We'll burst your bubbles as soon as we find the real battlekey.
zOOM: Already on it, Vert.
Let's roll! Last key I see.
So it's gotta be the real deal.
In this battlezone who knows what's real, dude.
Full power.
We must beat the subspecies to the key.
Whoa.
The battlezone's trying to punk us again.
- Pull back.
- Can't.
Totally zoned.
Just watch.
You're gonna love it! Oh, no.
Two Vandals, corner pocket.
[VANDALS SCREAMING.]
[SCREAMS.]
[zOOM SCREAMING.]
Huh? [THUD.]
I'm okay.
Unh.
Unh.
Sort of.
Oh.
This is bad.
You are both trapped and without the key? Fools! Said the clueless leader from inside his hamster ball.
[GRUNTING.]
[LAUGHING.]
zoom, get up.
Something fishy's coming your way.
I'm trying.
But my arm, it's pretty janked.
Um, Vert? [GRUNTING.]
Sorry, Vert, guess I screwed up.
Hey, you get schooled, you try to learn.
Huh? [SCREAMS.]
[GRUNTING.]
[ALL SCREAMING.]
We're on our way, guys.
Go.
Go! I'll have to catch up.
Okay.
[GRUNTING.]
Whoa.
Racecar roulette! SPINNER: Think I'm gonna hurl! Hold those chunks in, bro.
I've got an idea.
I'm gonna gun it.
- Aah! - Heh.
It's working.
[BOTH GRUNT.]
[SCREAMING.]
What's going on, Vert? Can I help? I don't know.
Look, those controls have to do something, zoom.
zOOM: I'm on it.
Whoa.
A claw machine? [GRUNTING.]
Whoa.
Vert? - You okay? - I'm good.
But the Saber's gonna need some serious road service.
The good news is I think I know how to save everyone.
- Heads up, everybody.
- Whoa.
Got it.
- Uh, you plan that? - Uh.
Look.
- Just as I planned.
- Tsst.
Yeah, right.
Stop! I don't meet the height requirements for this ride.
- Wait, what are you saving them for? - I'm not.
This thing seems to have a mind of its own.
Okay.
You collected the whole set.
Now what? Sorry I asked.
Mama.
AGURA: Whoa.
- Huh? Whoa.
- Astounding.
- What is it? It's a cage of doom.
The ultimate stunt cycle challenge.
Hey! There are four battlekeys inside that dome.
- Ha, ha! - Great.
Like we haven't had enough fun already.
SHERMAN: Four penalty balls, four battlekeys.
That's gotta be the way out of these things.
Roger that.
Looks like this zone's got one last trick up its sleeve.
- Gonna need your bike to snag the keys.
- You? I'm the one with the Chopper chops.
And the one with the injured wing.
You can't handle this.
- My arm's not that bad.
- I didn't just mean your arm.
Look, there's a difference between hanging it out there and hot dogging.
And this battlezone isn't the place to figure it out.
But you've never driven the Chopper.
Come on, like driving half a Saber.
Just add a sentient chip and I'm good to go.
[VERT WHOOPING.]
Sever [OVER RADIO.]
get those keys and free your Vandal brethren.
It will be done, Kalus.
Careful, Vert, Chopper's got light-speed acceleration.
I way got this, kid.
Brings back memories.
Whoa.
Whoa, whoa.
[VEHICLE APPROACHING.]
Vert, watch out! You got company with teeth.
Plate's kind of full right now.
Come on, come on.
Got it! No! Vert, about those battlekeys, maybe you shouldn't-- VERT [OVER RADIO.]
: Got another one.
- Oh! SPINNER & SHERMAN: Whoa! Vert, the battlekeys aren't opening the penalty balls.
- It's just another battlezone trick.
- Which raises the question: What am I doing in here? About to become shark food.
- Whoa.
zOOM: Okay, lean to your left.
[LAUGHING.]
[GRUNTS.]
VERT: Thanks for the tip, teach.
- Unh.
- The battlekeys are mine! Sever, no! SEVER: Heh, heh, heh.
Huh? [GASPS.]
AGURA: Not again! I've gotta get down there and derail them somehow.
Get out of there, Vert! Love to.
How? Big air! Woo-hoo! The Chopper is all about the mental working with the physical.
Its wheels are like legs that never tire.
Its blades are the fists of a Muay Thai warrior.
Cool.
Which button is that? The blue one by your right thumb.
[SEVER GRUNTING.]
Safe.
And I couldn't have done it without you, sensei.
[THUD.]
Oh, man, what now? The battlekey? This screwy zone hid it on top of the cage.
[BOTH SCREAM.]
This one better be the real key.
Got it! Yeah, that's our ticket home.
zoom, hop on.
I'll get you the rest of the way.
There's the portal! Use that lever to get everyone on the right track.
Where are you going? Vert! [GRUNTS.]
[BOTH WHOOPING AND LAUGHING.]
[BOTH SCREAMING.]
SPINNER: Bull's eye! Vert, what do I do about this one? VERT [OVER RADIO.]
: Send them to the Earth portal.
You want me to send Kalus back to Earth? Bringing Kalus back to Earth with us isn't a good idea, guys.
VERT: Trust me.
Here we go.
KALUS: No! I think we can officially say it.
Game over! Come on, zoom.
Let's grab Saber and head home.
- Got it.
STANFORD: Hey, guys.
I think that portal crossing made my hearing come back.
[MOUTHING.]
Sorry? How's that? [BOTH MOUTHING.]
Blimey.
I can hear myself, but I can't hear you lot.
[ENGINE REVS AND STANFORD SCREAMS.]
Fixed it.
- Ha, ha, ha.
- Yeah, yeah.
Very funny.
Might as well get there with a little style.
[VERT WHOOPING.]
zOOM: Awesome move, Vert! [zOOM WHOOPING.]
Oh.
It's like Vert and mini-Vert.
Only one word to describe this zone.
Sweet.
[zOOM LAUGHING.]
Loops and ramps and stuff to totally grind on? Hey, Vert, check out this sick trick.
Wha-- [SCREAMS.]
[GRUNTING.]
So much for sick tricks.
You look like you're gonna be sick.
It wasn't my fault.
The track, like, moved.
It's okay, zoom.
I wiped out a few times back in my motocross days.
I could give you a couple tips, but we've got a battlekey to find.
Oh, right.
I spotted it just before I, you know, crashed.
Uh, are you sure about that? Because there appears to be more than just one battlekey.
So how do we know which one's real? Don't know, but I'm pretty sure they're real.
[GROWLS.]
Seize the battlekey.
All of them! Split up and everybody grab a key.
We'll sort it out back on Earth.
Houston, we have a problem.
My sensors indicate a magnetic force field which will render our electromag key grab beams non-functional in this zone.
We'll have to go old school and wing it.
Improvise as best you can.
Ha, ha, ha.
Attack! Attack, attack! Got a lock on my key, but roach boy's breathing down my neck.
Gonna try and shake him off my tail.
Whoa.
[VERT SCREAMING.]
zoom was right, this track is whack.
[CHUCKLING.]
Yes! Good news, gang, the first battlekey is.
Invisible? Whoa.
Whoa, oh.
[GRUNTS.]
My key was some sort of hologram.
Uh.
Now what? I appear to be encased in some sort of giant glass sphere.
Now I know Spinner's goldfish feels like.
Hey, Bigfoot loves his tank, okay? Worst name for a fish ever.
Gonna blast myself out of this bubble-wrap booby trap.
Wait, Stanford, don't fire until-- [HIGH-PITCHED BUzzlNG.]
[GRUNTING.]
Hello? Did somebody say something? Did I say something? Your sonic canons must have given you temporary hearing loss.
Don't fire them again.
I can't hear you.
I think my sonic canons gave me temporary hearing loss.
Gotta find a way to get you out.
Hang tight! STANFORD: Uh.
You're gonna find some trouts and have a bite? Whoa.
[STANFORD GRUNTING.]
AGURA: Lesson one, how to avoid a holographic booby trap.
Just take it nice and slow.
Or nice and fast! Heh, heh, heh.
Thanks for the battlekey.
What? AGURA: Close one.
[AGURA SCREAMING.]
Too close.
[GRUNTS.]
Hey.
Hey! You are getting paw prints on my paint job.
You prefer claw marks? I've handled badder cats than you back home.
[CLANG.]
BOTH: Uh-oh.
[AGURA SCREAMING.]
Agura and Kalus! Talk about an epic cat fight.
Rowr.
Don't worry, Agura, we'll bust you out of there.
AGURA: I don't think you can.
Just get the battlekey.
I can hold my own.
Vert, I managed to scan the penalty balls.
They've got a key-shaped slot in the top.
The battlekey will be a perfect fit.
- Maybe that's how you open them.
- Worth a shot.
Go for it.
Whichever one it is.
SHERMAN: Just a matter of simple deduction.
And some long-handled weaponry.
And key number one is.
Not the real key.
Watch out! Whoa.
Key number two, I'm feeling lucky.
[SPINNER GROANS.]
Oh, no! [SPINNER & SHERMAN SCREAMING.]
SPINNER: The winner is key number three.
BOTH: Whoa! [SPINNER & SHERMAN SCREAMING.]
- Huh? - Huh? - I don't like the look of what's down there.
- What is down there? I don't know, but I think it's hungry.
Oh! Help! VERT: Stay strong, everybody.
We'll burst your bubbles as soon as we find the real battlekey.
zOOM: Already on it, Vert.
Let's roll! Last key I see.
So it's gotta be the real deal.
In this battlezone who knows what's real, dude.
Full power.
We must beat the subspecies to the key.
Whoa.
The battlezone's trying to punk us again.
- Pull back.
- Can't.
Totally zoned.
Just watch.
You're gonna love it! Oh, no.
Two Vandals, corner pocket.
[VANDALS SCREAMING.]
[SCREAMS.]
[zOOM SCREAMING.]
Huh? [THUD.]
I'm okay.
Unh.
Unh.
Sort of.
Oh.
This is bad.
You are both trapped and without the key? Fools! Said the clueless leader from inside his hamster ball.
[GRUNTING.]
[LAUGHING.]
zoom, get up.
Something fishy's coming your way.
I'm trying.
But my arm, it's pretty janked.
Um, Vert? [GRUNTING.]
Sorry, Vert, guess I screwed up.
Hey, you get schooled, you try to learn.
Huh? [SCREAMS.]
[GRUNTING.]
[ALL SCREAMING.]
We're on our way, guys.
Go.
Go! I'll have to catch up.
Okay.
[GRUNTING.]
Whoa.
Racecar roulette! SPINNER: Think I'm gonna hurl! Hold those chunks in, bro.
I've got an idea.
I'm gonna gun it.
- Aah! - Heh.
It's working.
[BOTH GRUNT.]
[SCREAMING.]
What's going on, Vert? Can I help? I don't know.
Look, those controls have to do something, zoom.
zOOM: I'm on it.
Whoa.
A claw machine? [GRUNTING.]
Whoa.
Vert? - You okay? - I'm good.
But the Saber's gonna need some serious road service.
The good news is I think I know how to save everyone.
- Heads up, everybody.
- Whoa.
Got it.
- Uh, you plan that? - Uh.
Look.
- Just as I planned.
- Tsst.
Yeah, right.
Stop! I don't meet the height requirements for this ride.
- Wait, what are you saving them for? - I'm not.
This thing seems to have a mind of its own.
Okay.
You collected the whole set.
Now what? Sorry I asked.
Mama.
AGURA: Whoa.
- Huh? Whoa.
- Astounding.
- What is it? It's a cage of doom.
The ultimate stunt cycle challenge.
Hey! There are four battlekeys inside that dome.
- Ha, ha! - Great.
Like we haven't had enough fun already.
SHERMAN: Four penalty balls, four battlekeys.
That's gotta be the way out of these things.
Roger that.
Looks like this zone's got one last trick up its sleeve.
- Gonna need your bike to snag the keys.
- You? I'm the one with the Chopper chops.
And the one with the injured wing.
You can't handle this.
- My arm's not that bad.
- I didn't just mean your arm.
Look, there's a difference between hanging it out there and hot dogging.
And this battlezone isn't the place to figure it out.
But you've never driven the Chopper.
Come on, like driving half a Saber.
Just add a sentient chip and I'm good to go.
[VERT WHOOPING.]
Sever [OVER RADIO.]
get those keys and free your Vandal brethren.
It will be done, Kalus.
Careful, Vert, Chopper's got light-speed acceleration.
I way got this, kid.
Brings back memories.
Whoa.
Whoa, whoa.
[VEHICLE APPROACHING.]
Vert, watch out! You got company with teeth.
Plate's kind of full right now.
Come on, come on.
Got it! No! Vert, about those battlekeys, maybe you shouldn't-- VERT [OVER RADIO.]
: Got another one.
- Oh! SPINNER & SHERMAN: Whoa! Vert, the battlekeys aren't opening the penalty balls.
- It's just another battlezone trick.
- Which raises the question: What am I doing in here? About to become shark food.
- Whoa.
zOOM: Okay, lean to your left.
[LAUGHING.]
[GRUNTS.]
VERT: Thanks for the tip, teach.
- Unh.
- The battlekeys are mine! Sever, no! SEVER: Heh, heh, heh.
Huh? [GASPS.]
AGURA: Not again! I've gotta get down there and derail them somehow.
Get out of there, Vert! Love to.
How? Big air! Woo-hoo! The Chopper is all about the mental working with the physical.
Its wheels are like legs that never tire.
Its blades are the fists of a Muay Thai warrior.
Cool.
Which button is that? The blue one by your right thumb.
[SEVER GRUNTING.]
Safe.
And I couldn't have done it without you, sensei.
[THUD.]
Oh, man, what now? The battlekey? This screwy zone hid it on top of the cage.
[BOTH SCREAM.]
This one better be the real key.
Got it! Yeah, that's our ticket home.
zoom, hop on.
I'll get you the rest of the way.
There's the portal! Use that lever to get everyone on the right track.
Where are you going? Vert! [GRUNTS.]
[BOTH WHOOPING AND LAUGHING.]
[BOTH SCREAMING.]
SPINNER: Bull's eye! Vert, what do I do about this one? VERT [OVER RADIO.]
: Send them to the Earth portal.
You want me to send Kalus back to Earth? Bringing Kalus back to Earth with us isn't a good idea, guys.
VERT: Trust me.
Here we go.
KALUS: No! I think we can officially say it.
Game over! Come on, zoom.
Let's grab Saber and head home.
- Got it.
STANFORD: Hey, guys.
I think that portal crossing made my hearing come back.
[MOUTHING.]
Sorry? How's that? [BOTH MOUTHING.]
Blimey.
I can hear myself, but I can't hear you lot.
[ENGINE REVS AND STANFORD SCREAMS.]
Fixed it.
- Ha, ha, ha.
- Yeah, yeah.
Very funny.