Journey to the West (1986) s01e15 Episode Script
Dou fa xiang san guai
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Episode 15 Defeating three demons in a contest of magic powers
Zhiyuan Monastery
Brother Bajie, Brother Bajie
Here
Oh, you
Master, let me do it
Such a large monastery
has been demolished
Why there are no monks here
Wukong
Master. Wukong. In this
Deep Wisdom Monastery
I couldn't find any monks. Strange
What a deserted monastery
After several days of travelling
finally we come across a monastery
I wanted to eat enough this time
but there is no body. Exactly
Wukong, where is that noise from
Master, it sounds
like people shouting
Like a thunder
Wukong, you go and take a look
Brother Monkey
Come on. Come on, please
Come on. Come on
Come on, everyone
Come on, everybody
What are you doing
Stand up! Stand up
You old thing, stand up soon
Hat! My hat
Up. Move Up, up
What's wrong
Catch it
Where
Greetings, you two elders
You're welcome
Greetings
Could you two elders tell me
which streets in this city
love the Way and its followers
I'd like to beg for some food
What a depressing way to talk, sir
What's so depressing about it
You're a stranger here and
you don't know about our city
So you go to the palace
immediately to claim the reward
More than a vegetarian meal. Right
Does the King give a reward too
Yes
You don't know, sir
The most important thing
in our Tarrycart is
that His Majesty is a devout lover
of the Way and its followers
Can it be that
a Taoist priest is monarch
Nearly a monarch
My master has great magic powers
He's respected greatly by His Majesty and
is addressed as Teacher of the Nation
What these monks are building
is the temple of our master
May I ask the
titles of your masters
Our senior master is the
Great Immortal Tiger Power
our second master is
the Great Immortal Deer Power
and the third master is
the Great Immortal Antelope Power
Teacher. Well
Where's the second Teacher
He's coming
Your Majesty, the shrine in the
Temple of the Three Pure Ones
is ready
Second Teacher
please sit down
Thank you, Your Majesty
Come on
Come on. Have some
These wine are from His Majesty
Your Majesty. Your Majesty
We'd like to invite you tonight to
the Temple of the Three Pure Ones
to beg eternal life for Your Majesty
I'm sorry to cause you
so much trouble
This way, please
Oh, master
Don't kneel, stand up, please
And don't be afraid
I'm not the supervisor
I'm here to look for a relative
He's looking for a relative. Relative
If you lord can't find your relatives
what is there to laugh about
Right
We're born free as monks
why ever are you working
for Taoists like slaves
Elder, you're a stranger here
You doesn't understand the situation
Our King only likes
the followers of Lao Zi
and he hates us Buddhists
They destroyed our monasteries
and imposed on us
the form of forced labour
Oh, that's it
As I say, you may all go now
Go? We can't get away
The immortal have pictures
of monks painted
and displayed everywhere
It's not just us Buddhist monks
even baldheads can't escape away
Exactly
So pitiful
Ah, I know a Buddhist
who can rescue you from sufferings
Is there such a Buddhist? Where's he
Elder. Tell us please
He is, he's over there
Don't be afraid
Come, come here
Don't be afraid
Just come here
Don't be afraid
I'm the Great Sage Equaling Heaven
Great Sage Equaling Heaven
Come with me
I'll give you a
magical protection
you can get away now
Here. Each of you take one
Keep my hair inside the
nail of your third finger
and just keep walking
If anyone tries to arrest you
clench your fist
and shout Great
Sage Equaling Heaven
Then I'll come and protect you
Really
Great Sage Equaling Heaven
Where are them
Stop slacking
Old thing, go to work quickly
Great Sage Equaling Heaven
Stop. Stop
Elder, please take
the vegetarian food
Sorry to trouble you
Thank you very much
Master, enjoy yourself
Master
Thanks to your disciple just now
Amitabha
A piece of cake
You monks are so futile
Buddhists and Taoists
are all priests
Why did you agree to be
slaves to those Taoists
Right. How can Buddhists
work for others
Well. Another bowl of food
It's a long story
Master. Well
For twenty years
there's a drought here
and not a drop of
rain fell in a year
Then we monks recited the sutra everyday
and prayed to Buddha for rain
but we got no results
When the three immortal came
They called up wind and rain
and saved the people from their distress
The King was so angry with us
He said we're useless
He had our monasteries torn down
and our Buddha statues smashed
Our King gave us
to them to work for them
His Majesty became the brother
of the three immortal
Whenever a Taoist come to here
he'll just have to call on
the King to be richly rewarded
If a Buddhist monk comes
he'll be forced to
work as a slave
It's unfair. That's going too far
Right. It's really going too far
No wonder the monastery
is so deserted
Summoning up wind and rain is smalltime
magic used by unorthodox sects
and hardly enough
to win the King's heart
Those Taoists can
change water into oil
and stones into gold
Now they've built the
Temple of the Three Pure Ones
to pray eternal life for the King
Your Majesty, this way please
What's wrong
Brother
Bajie, Bajie
Friar Sand, get up, get up
Aren't you asleep yet, brother
We're going to have a good feed
Whatever sort of good feed can
I have in the middle of the night
The Hall of the Three Pure
Ones is full of offerings. Well
Steamed bun is as
big as a bucket. Really
Cakes that must weight
fifty or sixty pounds a piece
Let's go and have some
Take me too, Brother Monkey
Keep your voice down
and don't wake the master
Move, move
Bajie
Brother
Come on, Bajie. Be quiet
Stop, Bajie
Use a little magic powers
I got it
Hurry, hurry up
This divine wind blew means the Three
Pure Lords come down to the mortal world
Ask His Majesty to
go back his palace
Hurry up, Your Majesty
Hurry up! Be quiet
Come on, quickly
Why it's so dark
This divine wind
made by Brother Monkey
blew all of them away
Take your time, please
I haven't taste anything
Bajie, we haven't pay our respects
Shameful
You steal food and
expect me to pay my respects
Bajie. Do you know who the
three ones sitting up there are
Can't you recognise
the Three Pure Ones
What about those Three Pure Ones
The one in the middle is
the Original Celestial Pure One
the one on the left is
the Precious Pure One
Who's that over there
The Most Exalted Lord Lao
You don't even know him
We've got to make
ourselves look like them
before we can eat in safety
It's right
Come here
Ah, we need to transform
ourselves for some food
Geezer, eat some
It's my turn now, geezer
Move a bit
I can't move you. Go away
Get out of here
Lord Lao, sorry
Up. Down
It's time to eat something
Bajie
Are you playing tricks again
You'd better hide the statues
of the Three Pure Ones
Where can I hide them
Bajie, when we came in
there's a small door to the right
A small door
It must be the place where
grain prepare for reincarnation
Bajie, put them in there
It's so troublesome. Move
It's so heavy and ask me
to put them over my shoulders
Don't eat until I come back
Well
Brother, what's the place where
grain prepare for reincarnation
It's nothing, just a lavatory
It's so smelly
Brother Monkey, you're ready
Just watch my transformation
You look exactly the real
Come up
Take a seat
Brother Monkey, can we eat now
Well
Brother, here you are
Brother, you take this
I take that
Bajie
The wind blows strangely
It must have a reason
Master. Master. Say it
Master, it's awful
Those monks who work for us
were released by a monk
with a hairy face
Put my decree everywhere
and arrest him as soon as possible
Yes
Who are you? You're so bold
Immortal, immortal. What
Three Immortal
I heard some noise in the
Temple of the Three Pure Ones
Ah
In my opinion, we should go there
and see what's the matter
Ok. Let's go
Sit still
Go back
Go and see
Who's it
What's wrong with you, brother
Ah, it's banana skin. Banana skin
Who ate the offerings
It looks as if people ate them
Right
Oh, what's the matter
Who
The Three Pure Ones
Relax, brothers
I think that the Heavenly Honoured
Ones must have been moved
by our reverence and respect
The Three Pure Lords
came down to this temple
No wonder there blow a
gust of wind just now. Exactly
I suggest that before they fly away
we should beg them for
some holy water and golden pills
Then we can be immortals. Right
It can't be late any more. Come on
Three Pure Lords
Since you're here today
and don't go back yet
Brother Monkey, sit still
Holy water and golden pills
I beg your mercy
Sit still, brother
I beg your mercy, Lords
Young immortal
stop your worship
We've just come
from the Peach Banquet
so we didn't bring any golden pills
or holy water today
We'll present you some another day
The Three Pure Ones
please leave us some holy water
Young immortal
there's no need
to prostrate yourselves
Very well then, fetch a vessel
Thank you very much, my lords
This is mine! Give me this
Let me first. What? Stop
We beg the Three Pure Ones
to grant us some holy water
Go outside the hall quickly
and close the door
Yes
Come back
The secrets of Heaven
must not be revealed
Yes
Hurry, Bajie
Do it quickly
I should have a larger share
Secrets of Heaven
can't be revealed
Yes
Come here for the holy water
That's ready
Thanks a lot
the Three Pure Lords
Is it good, brother
Not very. It's acid and acerbic
And what about yours
It tastes rather like urine
Maybe holy water tastes like this
Probably
Drink it
You stupid demons
Monk of hairy face
You're blind
what you have been
drinking there is our piss
Bold monks
How dare you mess in Temple of
Three Pure Ones and make fun of us
Capture them
Oh, capture them. Execute them
Your Majesty
Your Majesty
there are four monks outside
They say they're going to
fetch scriptures in the West
They come to show their papers
and obtain an exit permit
They're waiting for your command
by the Tower of Five Phoenixes
And there they are
It's a case of meeting your
enemy on a harrow road
Hum
Your Majesty, please bring
them here under arrest
Well. Bring them here under arrest
Bring them here under arrest
Bring them here under arrest
There they come
Bajie. I'm coming
Yes, it's them. It's them
Look, brother
Master, don't be afraid
Look over there
It's them exactly
Bajie, come on. I'm coming
Your Majesty, please give your
order to execute them at once
Yes, execute them
Move. Hold on
Wukong
May I ask you, Your Majesty
What crime are we guilty of
Er
You offended the Teachers of the Nation
can you still be innocent
Teachers of the Nation
Your Majesty
We're monks from Great Tang in the East
and going to fetch scriptures in the West
We have only just arrived here, how
could we meet the Teachers of the Nation
Your Majesty
they're from the East
Teachers of the Nation
Are they from the Great Tang
Hum
Your Majesty
They released the Buddhist
monks who work for us
It's true
And they made havoc in the
Temple of the Three Pure Ones
They couldn't be forgave
Right! They couldn't be forgave
Don't forgive them
We must behead them
Your Majesty, if someone
made havoc in the Taoist temple
they should be captured
in the scene
There are so many fake ones now
How could you know
it's us who have done it
We saw you clearly
It's you
Nonsense. Nonsense
Wukong
Your Majesty
There's a crowd of village
elders outside are submitting
the immortal to pray for a timely
rain for saving the common people
Ask them withdraw
There will be rain
Yes
Brother Monkey, let's
bring them a fall of rain, ok
I should trouble the three
Teachers of the Nation for rain
Your Majesty
it isn't difficult at all
If you could execute
these Buddhist monks
we'll pray for rain
with our magic powers
Your Majesty, you should
be more careful about it
Your Majesty
I can pray for rain too
That's good. Ask them to
enter a rainmaking competition
I'm willing to compete with
the three Teachers of the Nation
What
If you fail what you will do
If I fail, I will be
punished at your will
You talk so wild
you're destined for death
Then if I win the competition
If you can bring about rain
we shall let you go
That's good, pretty good
Your Majesty, you needn't talk too much
Please mount the Tower of Five Phoenixes
Let's go, master
Catch up with us, Bajie
You wait
You can't make it
Your Majesty, I'll go to
the altar praying for rain
Where are you going, sir
To pray for rain
Master, you'll have to
explain it to His Majesty
Explain what
If we both pray for rain at
the altar and rain does fall
how will we know
it's your credit or mine
Of course His Majesty
will know whose the rain is
I'm sure he will
we monks from far away don't know it
We'd better make it clear before
Or it may bring troubles later
The little monk is thoughtful
Your Majesty
You doesn't realise
how thoughtful he is
Senior Teacher of the Nation
If you have something to tell
the little monk, just tell him
This magic wand of mine as a signal
When it first sounds, the wind comes
The second time the clouds will rise
The third with thunder and lightning
The fourth time it will rain
The fifth cloud will break up
Splendid, please
Keep quiet, Bajie
Look, wind blows
The Taoist really
has got some powers
He just had to sound his wand
once to make the wind blow
Splendid, splendid
Granny Wind. Great Sage
Please listen to my order
When I ask you to make the wind blow
then you can make it blow
No problem
Why does the wind stops? Why
The wind stops
The Taoist is useless. Taoist
Oh, make the wind blow, you can't
Great Sage. Why do you
help the evil Taoist instead of me
Sorry, we don't know the situation
I'm protecting Monk Tang on his journey
to the West to fetch the scriptures
We're now having a competition
with an evil Taoist in Tarrycart
I'll give you signal with my cudgel
And you help me out
Got it
We understand
The god of rain. Great Sage
When I give your sign to rain
you should let the rain fall. Ok
Senior Teacher, you sounded
your wand four times without any rain
The four immortal in charge
of rain are all out today
Your Majesty, today
the immortal are all in
It's just the Teacher of the
Nation's magic didn't work
Just watch how we
can make them come
Your Majesty, just let him
show his magic powers, please
The monk of Tang
climb to the altar then
Come down now and watch us
You don't have any powers at all
Brother, why didn't your magic work
Come down. Come down soon
Come down
How shameful you are. Come down
Come down
Stop
It's a shame
You fail. Let's go
Monk Tang, climbs
to the altar soon
Master. Wukong
But I don't know
how to pray for rain
Don't be afraid, master
You just recite scriptures
I'll help you pray for rain
Come here
It's great. Look
Look! That's our efforts
Enough. It's enough
Oh, it's great, Your Majesty
He really is a tough's tough
Let them go to the West
Your Majesty, the rain was
not caused by the monk
but by our efforts
But you told me earlier that the
four immortal were not at home
Your Majesty, when I went
to the altar just now
I burnt charms and summonses
and sounded my magic wand
the four immortal are all out
When the Buddhists happened
to go to the altar
the four immortal arrived
It's a coincidence
Your Majesty, the four immortal
are still in the sky
If the Teacher of the Nation
can make them appear
he can take the credit
I've been an emperor
for over 20 years
but I never see them
You both must display your
magic powers at once
Oh, brother, you may
as well summon them
Please, summon them
Immortal of wind, cloud, thunder, rain
please make yourselves appear
Make yourselves appear quickly
You can't. Wait and watch
Immortal of wind, cloud, thunder, rain
you must show yourselves soon
Your Majesty
Teachers of the Nation
Stand up, please
Why are you performing
this obeisance to me
Your Majesty, the Monk Tang
have ruined our reputation
We implore you to allow us three
brothers to challenge them again
What sort of competition
We'd like to compete with them
in sitting in meditation
Ah, sitting in meditation
Your Majesty, one must mount the
platform not by using one's hands
and sit motionless for several hours
Your Majesty, it's a good idea
We can see and enjoy it
I can enjoy it here
Monk Tang. Your Majesty
Teacher wants to compete with you in
revealing holiness on a cloud platform
Give my order. Yes
Build two meditation platforms soon
Yes
Wukong. Master
I can sit in meditation
I'm not afraid of
sitting for one or two years
That's splendid, splendid
But the platform
Master, don't worry
I'll get you up there
Master, go. Please
What's up with master
What's up with master
Your Majesty, Monk Tang
can't sit still no longer
Master is driven mad by epilepsy
No, it's a migraine. Migraine
What to do
Master, what's wrong
I feel itched on my neck
Wukong. Well
It must be a trick by the Taoist
I'll try a trick on him
Brother, are you fine
They're monks with
great magic powers
Buddhist monks, come here
Please
Buddhist monks, sit down
Master, sit down. Sit down
Walk slowly, brother
Master, look
Take a seat, brother
Your Majesty, my brother has
long suffered from migraine
He has got a new
attack of his illness
which was why the
Buddhist monk won
Please allow us to compete with them
at guessing objects through wood. Good
Then we can tell who win. Right
What's guessing objects
through wooden boards
It's knowing what is on
the other side of a board
If they are better at guessing
than I am, let them go
But if they are not then I hope
Your Majesty punish them
It's ready
You two, who guess first
Your Majesty
Let me guess
Well, Teacher of
the Nation guess first
Look
Teacher, what
treasure in the chest
It's a national marvellous skirt
Well
Monk Tang, you guess
Wukong. Brother Monkey
Brother Monkey
Wukong. Brother Monkey
Guess. Guess
Master, you just say
What treasure inside, Monk Tang
Er. Master, make that guess
Your Majesty, it's a poor frock
That monk is outrageous
Outrageous
He has the effrontery to suggest
that our country has no treasures
Execute these monks
Yes
Wait
Your Majesty, why not
open the chest to look
Open and look. Good
Let you die without regret
Right
Master
I'll open it
You're wrong. You're wrong
Wukong. Master, don't worry
Oh, what's this
What's the matter
Brother Monkey, good for you
A country as large as Tarrycart
you regard such a
worn-out clock as a treasure
Who put that there
My lord, I put it myself
a skirt inside. How could be
I see
Your Majesty
it's a fresh peach
Now it's true
Your Majesty, it's a peach stone
Peach. Peach stone
Peach. Peach stone
Peach. Peach stone
You're wrong
I'm sure I put
a fresh peach myself
Open the chest
Yes
Who ate the peach
It must god helped him in secret
Er? A peach becomes a peach stone
They don't realise that Monkey
is an expert to eating peaches
Your Majesty. Is that ok? Well
Disciple
Master, why do you come in
I've come here to shave your head
and guess that you're a monk
Monk
Isn't it that you
ask me to be a Taoist
We've changed it
You're dressed up as a monk
Then they can't guess exactly
If we can win
I'll do what you ask me to do
Disciple, sit properly
Put up with the pain
And don't make a sound
Your Majesty, let the monk
guess first this time
Master, say
Your Majesty, it's a monk inside
It's a Taoist boy inside
A monk. A Taoist. A monk
Come out, the Taoist boy
Come out, the Buddhist boy
Look carefully
You
Master, aren't you ask me to be
dressed up as a Buddhist monk
Damn
Ah, what's up on earth
The monk must be helped by gods
How else could he have got
into the chest as a Taoist boy
and stepped out
as a Buddhist monk
Your Majesty
let them go for the West
Monk Tang, you can go at once
Thanks, Your Majesty
Let's go, master
Wait
Your Majesty, this is a case of
a chess-player meeting his match
We learned martial arts
in the Zhongnan Mountains
We'd like to try it against them
What magic powers
We can put our head back on
when they have been cut off
Take a bath in the boiling oil
Open up our chests, cut out our hearts
and make ourselves whole again
But those are all certain death
You can also give up
We won't give up
Monk Tang. Your Majesty, the Teachers
of the Nation would not let you off
To compete cutting off
head and cutting out hearts
Wukong. Good, business has
brought itself to my front door
Little monk
what are you laughing at
Your Majesty, I met a master in a
temple the day before yesterday
He taught me a method
of being beheaded
I don't know if it's any good
and I'd like to try it out today
Oh, you young monk
Having your head cut isn't something
that you can try out for fun
When it's cut off you're dead
I'll beg His Majesty
to let you go as soon as possible
We won't give up
We want them to act
Just think about it
The little monk doesn't have any sense
You're dead when your head is cut off
Your Majesty, this is just
the way I want him to act so
that we can get
our revenge on him
Give orders, please
Give your orders, please
Your Majesty, give orders, please
I order that prepare for
a place for public execution
Let's go. Let's go
Who shall be beheaded first
Your Majesty
let me go first. Me
Let me go first
Wukong, be careful
Don't worry, master
Teachers of the Nation, I hope you'll
forgive my effrontery in going first
Ok, you go first
Lift it up
Behead me quickly
Quickly
Come here, head. Come here, head
Come here, head
Ah
Brother Bajie
Brother Monkey has such a trick
As Brother Monkey
can do 72 transformations
he has 72 heads
Look
Come here and let me
have a look, little monk
Your Majesty. What's the matter
Marvellous
There isn't a scar. Right
Your Majesty, Senior Teacher of
the Nation hasn't been beheaded yet
Senior Teacher, it's your turn
Senior Teacher, the little monk
is not going to let you off
Go to beat him at once
It's your turn
Senior Teacher of the Nation
don't go back on your word
and ruin your reputation
Hum! Being beheaded
is nothing at all
Lift it up. Behead
Behead me
Senior Teacher of the
Nation, you're dead meat
Look over there
You
They run away
Episode 15 Defeating three demons in a contest of magic powers
Zhiyuan Monastery
Brother Bajie, Brother Bajie
Here
Oh, you
Master, let me do it
Such a large monastery
has been demolished
Why there are no monks here
Wukong
Master. Wukong. In this
Deep Wisdom Monastery
I couldn't find any monks. Strange
What a deserted monastery
After several days of travelling
finally we come across a monastery
I wanted to eat enough this time
but there is no body. Exactly
Wukong, where is that noise from
Master, it sounds
like people shouting
Like a thunder
Wukong, you go and take a look
Brother Monkey
Come on. Come on, please
Come on. Come on
Come on, everyone
Come on, everybody
What are you doing
Stand up! Stand up
You old thing, stand up soon
Hat! My hat
Up. Move Up, up
What's wrong
Catch it
Where
Greetings, you two elders
You're welcome
Greetings
Could you two elders tell me
which streets in this city
love the Way and its followers
I'd like to beg for some food
What a depressing way to talk, sir
What's so depressing about it
You're a stranger here and
you don't know about our city
So you go to the palace
immediately to claim the reward
More than a vegetarian meal. Right
Does the King give a reward too
Yes
You don't know, sir
The most important thing
in our Tarrycart is
that His Majesty is a devout lover
of the Way and its followers
Can it be that
a Taoist priest is monarch
Nearly a monarch
My master has great magic powers
He's respected greatly by His Majesty and
is addressed as Teacher of the Nation
What these monks are building
is the temple of our master
May I ask the
titles of your masters
Our senior master is the
Great Immortal Tiger Power
our second master is
the Great Immortal Deer Power
and the third master is
the Great Immortal Antelope Power
Teacher. Well
Where's the second Teacher
He's coming
Your Majesty, the shrine in the
Temple of the Three Pure Ones
is ready
Second Teacher
please sit down
Thank you, Your Majesty
Come on
Come on. Have some
These wine are from His Majesty
Your Majesty. Your Majesty
We'd like to invite you tonight to
the Temple of the Three Pure Ones
to beg eternal life for Your Majesty
I'm sorry to cause you
so much trouble
This way, please
Oh, master
Don't kneel, stand up, please
And don't be afraid
I'm not the supervisor
I'm here to look for a relative
He's looking for a relative. Relative
If you lord can't find your relatives
what is there to laugh about
Right
We're born free as monks
why ever are you working
for Taoists like slaves
Elder, you're a stranger here
You doesn't understand the situation
Our King only likes
the followers of Lao Zi
and he hates us Buddhists
They destroyed our monasteries
and imposed on us
the form of forced labour
Oh, that's it
As I say, you may all go now
Go? We can't get away
The immortal have pictures
of monks painted
and displayed everywhere
It's not just us Buddhist monks
even baldheads can't escape away
Exactly
So pitiful
Ah, I know a Buddhist
who can rescue you from sufferings
Is there such a Buddhist? Where's he
Elder. Tell us please
He is, he's over there
Don't be afraid
Come, come here
Don't be afraid
Just come here
Don't be afraid
I'm the Great Sage Equaling Heaven
Great Sage Equaling Heaven
Come with me
I'll give you a
magical protection
you can get away now
Here. Each of you take one
Keep my hair inside the
nail of your third finger
and just keep walking
If anyone tries to arrest you
clench your fist
and shout Great
Sage Equaling Heaven
Then I'll come and protect you
Really
Great Sage Equaling Heaven
Where are them
Stop slacking
Old thing, go to work quickly
Great Sage Equaling Heaven
Stop. Stop
Elder, please take
the vegetarian food
Sorry to trouble you
Thank you very much
Master, enjoy yourself
Master
Thanks to your disciple just now
Amitabha
A piece of cake
You monks are so futile
Buddhists and Taoists
are all priests
Why did you agree to be
slaves to those Taoists
Right. How can Buddhists
work for others
Well. Another bowl of food
It's a long story
Master. Well
For twenty years
there's a drought here
and not a drop of
rain fell in a year
Then we monks recited the sutra everyday
and prayed to Buddha for rain
but we got no results
When the three immortal came
They called up wind and rain
and saved the people from their distress
The King was so angry with us
He said we're useless
He had our monasteries torn down
and our Buddha statues smashed
Our King gave us
to them to work for them
His Majesty became the brother
of the three immortal
Whenever a Taoist come to here
he'll just have to call on
the King to be richly rewarded
If a Buddhist monk comes
he'll be forced to
work as a slave
It's unfair. That's going too far
Right. It's really going too far
No wonder the monastery
is so deserted
Summoning up wind and rain is smalltime
magic used by unorthodox sects
and hardly enough
to win the King's heart
Those Taoists can
change water into oil
and stones into gold
Now they've built the
Temple of the Three Pure Ones
to pray eternal life for the King
Your Majesty, this way please
What's wrong
Brother
Bajie, Bajie
Friar Sand, get up, get up
Aren't you asleep yet, brother
We're going to have a good feed
Whatever sort of good feed can
I have in the middle of the night
The Hall of the Three Pure
Ones is full of offerings. Well
Steamed bun is as
big as a bucket. Really
Cakes that must weight
fifty or sixty pounds a piece
Let's go and have some
Take me too, Brother Monkey
Keep your voice down
and don't wake the master
Move, move
Bajie
Brother
Come on, Bajie. Be quiet
Stop, Bajie
Use a little magic powers
I got it
Hurry, hurry up
This divine wind blew means the Three
Pure Lords come down to the mortal world
Ask His Majesty to
go back his palace
Hurry up, Your Majesty
Hurry up! Be quiet
Come on, quickly
Why it's so dark
This divine wind
made by Brother Monkey
blew all of them away
Take your time, please
I haven't taste anything
Bajie, we haven't pay our respects
Shameful
You steal food and
expect me to pay my respects
Bajie. Do you know who the
three ones sitting up there are
Can't you recognise
the Three Pure Ones
What about those Three Pure Ones
The one in the middle is
the Original Celestial Pure One
the one on the left is
the Precious Pure One
Who's that over there
The Most Exalted Lord Lao
You don't even know him
We've got to make
ourselves look like them
before we can eat in safety
It's right
Come here
Ah, we need to transform
ourselves for some food
Geezer, eat some
It's my turn now, geezer
Move a bit
I can't move you. Go away
Get out of here
Lord Lao, sorry
Up. Down
It's time to eat something
Bajie
Are you playing tricks again
You'd better hide the statues
of the Three Pure Ones
Where can I hide them
Bajie, when we came in
there's a small door to the right
A small door
It must be the place where
grain prepare for reincarnation
Bajie, put them in there
It's so troublesome. Move
It's so heavy and ask me
to put them over my shoulders
Don't eat until I come back
Well
Brother, what's the place where
grain prepare for reincarnation
It's nothing, just a lavatory
It's so smelly
Brother Monkey, you're ready
Just watch my transformation
You look exactly the real
Come up
Take a seat
Brother Monkey, can we eat now
Well
Brother, here you are
Brother, you take this
I take that
Bajie
The wind blows strangely
It must have a reason
Master. Master. Say it
Master, it's awful
Those monks who work for us
were released by a monk
with a hairy face
Put my decree everywhere
and arrest him as soon as possible
Yes
Who are you? You're so bold
Immortal, immortal. What
Three Immortal
I heard some noise in the
Temple of the Three Pure Ones
Ah
In my opinion, we should go there
and see what's the matter
Ok. Let's go
Sit still
Go back
Go and see
Who's it
What's wrong with you, brother
Ah, it's banana skin. Banana skin
Who ate the offerings
It looks as if people ate them
Right
Oh, what's the matter
Who
The Three Pure Ones
Relax, brothers
I think that the Heavenly Honoured
Ones must have been moved
by our reverence and respect
The Three Pure Lords
came down to this temple
No wonder there blow a
gust of wind just now. Exactly
I suggest that before they fly away
we should beg them for
some holy water and golden pills
Then we can be immortals. Right
It can't be late any more. Come on
Three Pure Lords
Since you're here today
and don't go back yet
Brother Monkey, sit still
Holy water and golden pills
I beg your mercy
Sit still, brother
I beg your mercy, Lords
Young immortal
stop your worship
We've just come
from the Peach Banquet
so we didn't bring any golden pills
or holy water today
We'll present you some another day
The Three Pure Ones
please leave us some holy water
Young immortal
there's no need
to prostrate yourselves
Very well then, fetch a vessel
Thank you very much, my lords
This is mine! Give me this
Let me first. What? Stop
We beg the Three Pure Ones
to grant us some holy water
Go outside the hall quickly
and close the door
Yes
Come back
The secrets of Heaven
must not be revealed
Yes
Hurry, Bajie
Do it quickly
I should have a larger share
Secrets of Heaven
can't be revealed
Yes
Come here for the holy water
That's ready
Thanks a lot
the Three Pure Lords
Is it good, brother
Not very. It's acid and acerbic
And what about yours
It tastes rather like urine
Maybe holy water tastes like this
Probably
Drink it
You stupid demons
Monk of hairy face
You're blind
what you have been
drinking there is our piss
Bold monks
How dare you mess in Temple of
Three Pure Ones and make fun of us
Capture them
Oh, capture them. Execute them
Your Majesty
Your Majesty
there are four monks outside
They say they're going to
fetch scriptures in the West
They come to show their papers
and obtain an exit permit
They're waiting for your command
by the Tower of Five Phoenixes
And there they are
It's a case of meeting your
enemy on a harrow road
Hum
Your Majesty, please bring
them here under arrest
Well. Bring them here under arrest
Bring them here under arrest
Bring them here under arrest
There they come
Bajie. I'm coming
Yes, it's them. It's them
Look, brother
Master, don't be afraid
Look over there
It's them exactly
Bajie, come on. I'm coming
Your Majesty, please give your
order to execute them at once
Yes, execute them
Move. Hold on
Wukong
May I ask you, Your Majesty
What crime are we guilty of
Er
You offended the Teachers of the Nation
can you still be innocent
Teachers of the Nation
Your Majesty
We're monks from Great Tang in the East
and going to fetch scriptures in the West
We have only just arrived here, how
could we meet the Teachers of the Nation
Your Majesty
they're from the East
Teachers of the Nation
Are they from the Great Tang
Hum
Your Majesty
They released the Buddhist
monks who work for us
It's true
And they made havoc in the
Temple of the Three Pure Ones
They couldn't be forgave
Right! They couldn't be forgave
Don't forgive them
We must behead them
Your Majesty, if someone
made havoc in the Taoist temple
they should be captured
in the scene
There are so many fake ones now
How could you know
it's us who have done it
We saw you clearly
It's you
Nonsense. Nonsense
Wukong
Your Majesty
There's a crowd of village
elders outside are submitting
the immortal to pray for a timely
rain for saving the common people
Ask them withdraw
There will be rain
Yes
Brother Monkey, let's
bring them a fall of rain, ok
I should trouble the three
Teachers of the Nation for rain
Your Majesty
it isn't difficult at all
If you could execute
these Buddhist monks
we'll pray for rain
with our magic powers
Your Majesty, you should
be more careful about it
Your Majesty
I can pray for rain too
That's good. Ask them to
enter a rainmaking competition
I'm willing to compete with
the three Teachers of the Nation
What
If you fail what you will do
If I fail, I will be
punished at your will
You talk so wild
you're destined for death
Then if I win the competition
If you can bring about rain
we shall let you go
That's good, pretty good
Your Majesty, you needn't talk too much
Please mount the Tower of Five Phoenixes
Let's go, master
Catch up with us, Bajie
You wait
You can't make it
Your Majesty, I'll go to
the altar praying for rain
Where are you going, sir
To pray for rain
Master, you'll have to
explain it to His Majesty
Explain what
If we both pray for rain at
the altar and rain does fall
how will we know
it's your credit or mine
Of course His Majesty
will know whose the rain is
I'm sure he will
we monks from far away don't know it
We'd better make it clear before
Or it may bring troubles later
The little monk is thoughtful
Your Majesty
You doesn't realise
how thoughtful he is
Senior Teacher of the Nation
If you have something to tell
the little monk, just tell him
This magic wand of mine as a signal
When it first sounds, the wind comes
The second time the clouds will rise
The third with thunder and lightning
The fourth time it will rain
The fifth cloud will break up
Splendid, please
Keep quiet, Bajie
Look, wind blows
The Taoist really
has got some powers
He just had to sound his wand
once to make the wind blow
Splendid, splendid
Granny Wind. Great Sage
Please listen to my order
When I ask you to make the wind blow
then you can make it blow
No problem
Why does the wind stops? Why
The wind stops
The Taoist is useless. Taoist
Oh, make the wind blow, you can't
Great Sage. Why do you
help the evil Taoist instead of me
Sorry, we don't know the situation
I'm protecting Monk Tang on his journey
to the West to fetch the scriptures
We're now having a competition
with an evil Taoist in Tarrycart
I'll give you signal with my cudgel
And you help me out
Got it
We understand
The god of rain. Great Sage
When I give your sign to rain
you should let the rain fall. Ok
Senior Teacher, you sounded
your wand four times without any rain
The four immortal in charge
of rain are all out today
Your Majesty, today
the immortal are all in
It's just the Teacher of the
Nation's magic didn't work
Just watch how we
can make them come
Your Majesty, just let him
show his magic powers, please
The monk of Tang
climb to the altar then
Come down now and watch us
You don't have any powers at all
Brother, why didn't your magic work
Come down. Come down soon
Come down
How shameful you are. Come down
Come down
Stop
It's a shame
You fail. Let's go
Monk Tang, climbs
to the altar soon
Master. Wukong
But I don't know
how to pray for rain
Don't be afraid, master
You just recite scriptures
I'll help you pray for rain
Come here
It's great. Look
Look! That's our efforts
Enough. It's enough
Oh, it's great, Your Majesty
He really is a tough's tough
Let them go to the West
Your Majesty, the rain was
not caused by the monk
but by our efforts
But you told me earlier that the
four immortal were not at home
Your Majesty, when I went
to the altar just now
I burnt charms and summonses
and sounded my magic wand
the four immortal are all out
When the Buddhists happened
to go to the altar
the four immortal arrived
It's a coincidence
Your Majesty, the four immortal
are still in the sky
If the Teacher of the Nation
can make them appear
he can take the credit
I've been an emperor
for over 20 years
but I never see them
You both must display your
magic powers at once
Oh, brother, you may
as well summon them
Please, summon them
Immortal of wind, cloud, thunder, rain
please make yourselves appear
Make yourselves appear quickly
You can't. Wait and watch
Immortal of wind, cloud, thunder, rain
you must show yourselves soon
Your Majesty
Teachers of the Nation
Stand up, please
Why are you performing
this obeisance to me
Your Majesty, the Monk Tang
have ruined our reputation
We implore you to allow us three
brothers to challenge them again
What sort of competition
We'd like to compete with them
in sitting in meditation
Ah, sitting in meditation
Your Majesty, one must mount the
platform not by using one's hands
and sit motionless for several hours
Your Majesty, it's a good idea
We can see and enjoy it
I can enjoy it here
Monk Tang. Your Majesty
Teacher wants to compete with you in
revealing holiness on a cloud platform
Give my order. Yes
Build two meditation platforms soon
Yes
Wukong. Master
I can sit in meditation
I'm not afraid of
sitting for one or two years
That's splendid, splendid
But the platform
Master, don't worry
I'll get you up there
Master, go. Please
What's up with master
What's up with master
Your Majesty, Monk Tang
can't sit still no longer
Master is driven mad by epilepsy
No, it's a migraine. Migraine
What to do
Master, what's wrong
I feel itched on my neck
Wukong. Well
It must be a trick by the Taoist
I'll try a trick on him
Brother, are you fine
They're monks with
great magic powers
Buddhist monks, come here
Please
Buddhist monks, sit down
Master, sit down. Sit down
Walk slowly, brother
Master, look
Take a seat, brother
Your Majesty, my brother has
long suffered from migraine
He has got a new
attack of his illness
which was why the
Buddhist monk won
Please allow us to compete with them
at guessing objects through wood. Good
Then we can tell who win. Right
What's guessing objects
through wooden boards
It's knowing what is on
the other side of a board
If they are better at guessing
than I am, let them go
But if they are not then I hope
Your Majesty punish them
It's ready
You two, who guess first
Your Majesty
Let me guess
Well, Teacher of
the Nation guess first
Look
Teacher, what
treasure in the chest
It's a national marvellous skirt
Well
Monk Tang, you guess
Wukong. Brother Monkey
Brother Monkey
Wukong. Brother Monkey
Guess. Guess
Master, you just say
What treasure inside, Monk Tang
Er. Master, make that guess
Your Majesty, it's a poor frock
That monk is outrageous
Outrageous
He has the effrontery to suggest
that our country has no treasures
Execute these monks
Yes
Wait
Your Majesty, why not
open the chest to look
Open and look. Good
Let you die without regret
Right
Master
I'll open it
You're wrong. You're wrong
Wukong. Master, don't worry
Oh, what's this
What's the matter
Brother Monkey, good for you
A country as large as Tarrycart
you regard such a
worn-out clock as a treasure
Who put that there
My lord, I put it myself
a skirt inside. How could be
I see
Your Majesty
it's a fresh peach
Now it's true
Your Majesty, it's a peach stone
Peach. Peach stone
Peach. Peach stone
Peach. Peach stone
You're wrong
I'm sure I put
a fresh peach myself
Open the chest
Yes
Who ate the peach
It must god helped him in secret
Er? A peach becomes a peach stone
They don't realise that Monkey
is an expert to eating peaches
Your Majesty. Is that ok? Well
Disciple
Master, why do you come in
I've come here to shave your head
and guess that you're a monk
Monk
Isn't it that you
ask me to be a Taoist
We've changed it
You're dressed up as a monk
Then they can't guess exactly
If we can win
I'll do what you ask me to do
Disciple, sit properly
Put up with the pain
And don't make a sound
Your Majesty, let the monk
guess first this time
Master, say
Your Majesty, it's a monk inside
It's a Taoist boy inside
A monk. A Taoist. A monk
Come out, the Taoist boy
Come out, the Buddhist boy
Look carefully
You
Master, aren't you ask me to be
dressed up as a Buddhist monk
Damn
Ah, what's up on earth
The monk must be helped by gods
How else could he have got
into the chest as a Taoist boy
and stepped out
as a Buddhist monk
Your Majesty
let them go for the West
Monk Tang, you can go at once
Thanks, Your Majesty
Let's go, master
Wait
Your Majesty, this is a case of
a chess-player meeting his match
We learned martial arts
in the Zhongnan Mountains
We'd like to try it against them
What magic powers
We can put our head back on
when they have been cut off
Take a bath in the boiling oil
Open up our chests, cut out our hearts
and make ourselves whole again
But those are all certain death
You can also give up
We won't give up
Monk Tang. Your Majesty, the Teachers
of the Nation would not let you off
To compete cutting off
head and cutting out hearts
Wukong. Good, business has
brought itself to my front door
Little monk
what are you laughing at
Your Majesty, I met a master in a
temple the day before yesterday
He taught me a method
of being beheaded
I don't know if it's any good
and I'd like to try it out today
Oh, you young monk
Having your head cut isn't something
that you can try out for fun
When it's cut off you're dead
I'll beg His Majesty
to let you go as soon as possible
We won't give up
We want them to act
Just think about it
The little monk doesn't have any sense
You're dead when your head is cut off
Your Majesty, this is just
the way I want him to act so
that we can get
our revenge on him
Give orders, please
Give your orders, please
Your Majesty, give orders, please
I order that prepare for
a place for public execution
Let's go. Let's go
Who shall be beheaded first
Your Majesty
let me go first. Me
Let me go first
Wukong, be careful
Don't worry, master
Teachers of the Nation, I hope you'll
forgive my effrontery in going first
Ok, you go first
Lift it up
Behead me quickly
Quickly
Come here, head. Come here, head
Come here, head
Ah
Brother Bajie
Brother Monkey has such a trick
As Brother Monkey
can do 72 transformations
he has 72 heads
Look
Come here and let me
have a look, little monk
Your Majesty. What's the matter
Marvellous
There isn't a scar. Right
Your Majesty, Senior Teacher of
the Nation hasn't been beheaded yet
Senior Teacher, it's your turn
Senior Teacher, the little monk
is not going to let you off
Go to beat him at once
It's your turn
Senior Teacher of the Nation
don't go back on your word
and ruin your reputation
Hum! Being beheaded
is nothing at all
Lift it up. Behead
Behead me
Senior Teacher of the
Nation, you're dead meat
Look over there
You
They run away