Love, Death & Robots (2019) s01e15 Episode Script
Blind Spot
Five minutes to objective.
Stay sharp, metalheads.
Copy that! Countdown to mayhem.
- We gonna let Rookie in on this? - Depends.
- Hey, Rookie, your balls dropped yet? - What? Fuck you, Sui.
I'm ready.
You'll get your chance, boy, don't worry.
We on schedule, Bob? Affirmative.
It appears the cargo is in the front car.
Hey, Hawk, what are we stealing, anyway? It's a microchip, kid.
Wanna know what that looks like? Your head's full of 'em.
Don't forget to look out for guards in the rear car.
Contact.
Move up and match velocity.
- In position.
- I got a position for you.
Really? Does it involve shoving my gun up your ass? - We good to go, Bob? - Roger that.
The target is in the blind spot.
You got till it reaches the other side of the tunnel to get in, - make the grab and get out.
- Move out.
Sui, Rookie, plant the magnetic mines on the guard car.
Great idea, boss.
Give the high explosives to the lunatic and the new guy.
What could go wrong? Ah, shut your grease trap.
I got this.
Last one.
Ah,shit! - What the fuck was that explosion? - Hate to say I told you so.
Give us some covering fire, Kali.
On the roof! That does it.
Wait! Just blow the mines you suicidal fuck.
We're almost at the tunnel.
We need to blow those mines now! Sui's not clear.
Don't worry about me.
Do it, Hawk! Whoa! Well, that wasn't so hard.
Hawk! Shit, did I mention the automatic guns? No, Bob, you didn't.
Okay, let's pick it up.
If this truck makes it through that tunnel, we are all fucked.
Rookie, get your lug-nuts up here.
Uh, wait a second.
I'm getting a new energy reading.
Oh, shit.
Uh, fellas? I think Bob missed another detail about the defenses.
What do you mean, Kali? I don't Holy fucking shit! Hey, that was my friend you just dismantled, you giant walking dildo.
Rookie, get below deck now.
Ohh.
Looks like this is your stop, big guy.
Huh? Kali, look out! Kali! Fucker! It's too heavily armored.
You'll have to get inside and take out the defense CPU.
Rookie, blow its brains out.
Copy that.
M-o-t-h-e-r-f-u-c-k-e-r! Come on! You little pussy! God damn it, Rookie! What are you waiting for? Destroy this fucker's CPU.
Oh, fuck! Holy shit, what a mess.
What happened, Rookie? Mission accomplished, I guess.
I've got the chip, but everyone else Don't worry, kid.
I cried my first time too.
Sui? What? Bob always makes a full backup of our brains before each mission.
And Sui's brains, well, they don't take too much space on the old hard drive.
I thought you were all dead.
You should have read your contract, kid.
Now come on, let's get outta here.
Stay sharp, metalheads.
Copy that! Countdown to mayhem.
- We gonna let Rookie in on this? - Depends.
- Hey, Rookie, your balls dropped yet? - What? Fuck you, Sui.
I'm ready.
You'll get your chance, boy, don't worry.
We on schedule, Bob? Affirmative.
It appears the cargo is in the front car.
Hey, Hawk, what are we stealing, anyway? It's a microchip, kid.
Wanna know what that looks like? Your head's full of 'em.
Don't forget to look out for guards in the rear car.
Contact.
Move up and match velocity.
- In position.
- I got a position for you.
Really? Does it involve shoving my gun up your ass? - We good to go, Bob? - Roger that.
The target is in the blind spot.
You got till it reaches the other side of the tunnel to get in, - make the grab and get out.
- Move out.
Sui, Rookie, plant the magnetic mines on the guard car.
Great idea, boss.
Give the high explosives to the lunatic and the new guy.
What could go wrong? Ah, shut your grease trap.
I got this.
Last one.
Ah,shit! - What the fuck was that explosion? - Hate to say I told you so.
Give us some covering fire, Kali.
On the roof! That does it.
Wait! Just blow the mines you suicidal fuck.
We're almost at the tunnel.
We need to blow those mines now! Sui's not clear.
Don't worry about me.
Do it, Hawk! Whoa! Well, that wasn't so hard.
Hawk! Shit, did I mention the automatic guns? No, Bob, you didn't.
Okay, let's pick it up.
If this truck makes it through that tunnel, we are all fucked.
Rookie, get your lug-nuts up here.
Uh, wait a second.
I'm getting a new energy reading.
Oh, shit.
Uh, fellas? I think Bob missed another detail about the defenses.
What do you mean, Kali? I don't Holy fucking shit! Hey, that was my friend you just dismantled, you giant walking dildo.
Rookie, get below deck now.
Ohh.
Looks like this is your stop, big guy.
Huh? Kali, look out! Kali! Fucker! It's too heavily armored.
You'll have to get inside and take out the defense CPU.
Rookie, blow its brains out.
Copy that.
M-o-t-h-e-r-f-u-c-k-e-r! Come on! You little pussy! God damn it, Rookie! What are you waiting for? Destroy this fucker's CPU.
Oh, fuck! Holy shit, what a mess.
What happened, Rookie? Mission accomplished, I guess.
I've got the chip, but everyone else Don't worry, kid.
I cried my first time too.
Sui? What? Bob always makes a full backup of our brains before each mission.
And Sui's brains, well, they don't take too much space on the old hard drive.
I thought you were all dead.
You should have read your contract, kid.
Now come on, let's get outta here.