Love O2O (2016) s01e15 Episode Script
Episode 15
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EPISODE 15
Recently, we have reviewed
classic documentaries
from around the world.
Now, we'll put the knowledge to work,
by making a short documentary.
The theme is the graduation season.
I'm looking for a student
to volunteer and make this documentary.
How come as soon as I said, "volunteer,"
-you all lower your heads?
-Cao Guang!
Scoot over!
Then move and let me get in.
Why do I find this scene familiar?
-We're making a documentary
-Hey!
Don't pretend you can't hear me!
Do you still want my help with Weiwei?
Shut up!
Shut up? Why are you so mean?
You asked for my help,
now you want me to shut up.
You know you have no chance,
so embarrassment turned to anger.
Why are you so petty?
-Why are you so
-What?
You, over there, stand up.
-He asked you to get up.
-It's you!
Both of you, stand up.
Despite being an elective class,
as long as it's a classroom,
the lead actor is the professor,
passing down knowledge.
You have to work with the lead actor,
while playing your own parts, right?
You two seem to be fighting the lead actor
for the spotlight in every class.
Fine.
I'll let you two be the lead actors
in this class.
Professor, it's a misunderstanding.
I only want to find a seat
and listen to the lecture quietly.
You're 20 minutes late to the film.
Don't you think it's a shame?
Aside from missing the beginning,
you distract those
who are already watching.
Attending a class is the same
as watching a film.
Miss the beginning, and you lose the plot.
Don't be late again.
-I won't, Professor.
-Good.
You two are now in charge of
filming the documentary
for the graduation gala.
CAMPUS RECRUITMEN
RECRUITMEN
RECRUITING TALENTS,
GREAT BENEFITS OFFERED
We've shot a lot of footage.
Can we wrap it up?
No, we haven't done the interviews.
If we don't go now,
the cafeteria will run out of food.
All you do is eat.
That's not fair! There's no justice!
You said, you're afraid of messing up,
so you only want brainless chores.
There were many small tripods
in the equipment room.
Why must you borrow
this big old heavy one?
Plus, is your dingy camera
good enough for this big guy?
Professionally speaking,
that's the most stable one.
Don't you know anything?
I won't do it!
You're rebelling, tough.
Then you do the shooting.
I'm hungry. I can't carry it.
Lady, it's all your fault
I have to make
this graduation documentary.
Now I have a lousy teammate.
Enough's enough!
What did you say?
Nothing. It's crowded there.
Let's go do interviews.
Production assistant, please hurry.
Go set up the tripod.
Okay, go stand there.
I'll adjust the focus.
I'm the production assistant,
not the model. I'm not going.
Will you hurry? The sun will set soon.
We're not eating until we're done.
No, I'm camera shy.
I see. That makes sense.
If I looked like you,
I'd be camera shy, too.
Fine, if you're camera shy,
turn your back to the camera.
Focus on the bigger picture.
Are you done? You're taking forever.
Done.
What do you want to borrow?
A few programming books
to study over the summer break.
The two-month summer vacation
is coming up.
I picked these for you.
Will they be too difficult?
Don't pick them based on your level.
Don't worry.
I can tutor you via the internet.
My only regret
in the past four years of college
is that I never fell in love.
If I could do it over,
I'd go to a teaching college,
where there are more girls.
-Thanks for doing the interview.
-Sure.
-Zhao Erxi, get the tripod. Let's go!
-Come here, Weiwei!
Let's go, Zhao Erxi.
Hold on, let's interview them.
Department belle and school heartthrob,
a couple made in heaven.
If they appear in the video,
it'll be a huge hit
at the graduation gala.
-Fortune favors me!
-I don't want to film the likes of them.
Don't let your personal feelings
affect the work.
Who told me
to focus on the bigger picture?
Weiwei, can I interview you and Lord?
You can talk about anything,
like graduation, work, ideals,
anything you want.
Of course, it's even better,
if you talk about your relationship.
Erxi, you know
I'm not good at these things.
Weiwei, I depend on you
to pass my elective class.
Sure.
Production assistant! Set up the camera!
-Where's the record button, Cao Guang?
-I don't know.
Sorry, hold on a second.
Let me figure it out.
Go ahead, Weiwei.
Wait, you should let Lord speak.
You're his girlfriend.
Maybe you can share your feelings
on your boyfriend leaving school?
Erxi, he's still nearby,
even after graduation.
That's good. Displaying your affection
is one way to commemorate graduation.
I'm not done yet!
Weiwei. Lord. See you.
Wait up, Cao Guang!
"All your life"?
No, he only gave me a flier once.
Server, I'll have
a Salt and Pepper Pork Strips,
a Fish with Pickled Vegetables,
two bowls of rice,
and a Kung Pao Chicken.
Can't you order any vegetables?
You made me carry heavy equipment all day,
and you want me to eat less? No way!
I'll have a West Lake Beef Soup.
That'll be all. Thanks.
How boring.
That's for me. Also, we're going Dutch.
Of course! You think I'd let you pay?
Server! I'll have two bottles of booze.
Here, it's my treat.
That can wait.
You should let Lord speak.
Weiwei's footage? Let me see.
What are you doing?
I'm deleting it. It's poorly shot.
It'll take up storage space,
and we won't use it.
No, you can't delete it.
I want to keep it.
You won't grab it now?
Well It's not my fault.
Why did you delete Weiwei's footage?
Oh, no! It's soaked through.
No way! What if it's broken?
This camera costs more than 10,000.
You'll have to pay.
I don't have the money.
Why should I pay for it?
You grabbed it.
Well
You ordered the West Lake Beef Soup.
You're responsible, too.
We split the bill. Is that fair?
-But I don't have the money.
-Wait, I said
It's just wet.
Let it dry on the porch tomorrow.
-Maybe it'll be fine.
-Don't turn it on!
I fixed the camera!
What's wrong?
What's wrong? Simply put, it's fried.
You're doomed, Zhao Erxi!
The exams are over, finally! We're free!
In September,
we'll get a new batch of young men
when school starts.
Erxi, I used your line.
Why don't you chime in?
I don't want to talk.
What's wrong?
I'm wondering how I'm going to repay
the rest of my debt.
Don't mind her. She's crazy.
Everyone, let's have a quick meeting
on your summer internship.
That's right! I have my summer internship
at Zhenyi Tech!
You got into Zhenyi, Erxi?
You're good!
I hear interns get paid 100 bucks a day.
100 bucks a day?
The notice I got said the internship
is for a month, starting August 1.
30 days come to 3,000 bucks!
Weiwei, I'm rich! I'm so rich!
Enough. Be quiet. Will you listen to me?
Let me borrow your phone. I'll text Lord.
Why doesn't he buy you a cellphone?
This boyfriend of yours is so
insensitive.
Doesn't he know that
once you have a phone,
it'll help bring you two closer?
We've only known each other for a while.
He's not the type to do that.
That'd be awkward.
When did you get here?
Just now.
We had a meeting after the exam,
about our summer internship.
I texted you from Xiaoling's phone.
Let's go. They should be waiting for us.
It's our get-together. Did you forget?
Is it your treat again?
What else?
Come take a look!
Why do I say this blanket is good?
Because ever since I started using it,
I haven't flunked a class.
Why is that? This blanket is good luck.
Come check it out.
Hey there, young lady.
Come check out my blanket.
Why do I say this blanket is good?
Because ever since I started using it,
I haven't flunked a class.
It's a good luck blanket.
It's fashionable
to use a graduating senior's blanket.
Come check it out.
Mr. Girly, don't pick up bad behavior
from others!
My disguise is impeccable.
How did you recognize me?
Your elegance is so remarkable.
No sunglasses, hats, or masks
can conceal it.
You do have a point there, young lady.
You see, I'm simply too naive.
It's rare to run into someone
who truly gets me.
I'll give you this blanket for free.
Are you jealous?
Not at all.
Drop the act. Why else would you stop me?
You're engaging in false advertising.
Freshman year, Marxist philosophy,
you flunked twice.
Wait, why would you remember
embarrassing stuff like that?
Don't listen to his nonsense.
Got it. We'll be right there.
Houzi is waiting for us
at House of Tianxiang.
Wait. Why go to
House of Tianxiang all the time?
Call Houzi and Yugong. Today,
I'm taking you all to a fine-dining place.
-Is this it?
-Yeah, what's this place?
Immortals, not height, make a peak famous;
dragons, not depth, make a lake magical.
This house may be humble
Forget it. You won't get it anyway.
What I mean to say is,
this eatery is delicious.
Here it is!
My friend's Fish with Pickled Vegetables
is the best in the world.
Try it. If you like it,
tell your friends to come.
These are my roommates
and the girlfriend of one.
You're working here all summer?
Yes.
Great! I'll ask them to come often
and bring you business.
-You don't have to do that.
-What?
I'm not the owner. I'm exhausted.
That's true.
You should come by yourself.
Okay! I won't recommend it
to random people.
It is good.
Mei's recommendation checks out.
Pretty good
Are you pigs or what? Just this bit
I saved you some.
See, Ms. Weiwei is the best.
In this moment, I feel motherly love.
Take your time. Don't choke.
Having a girlfriend brings out
Nai's humanity. He cares about me now.
It's fatherly love.
This place is awesome.
It's delicious and inexpensive.
We should come often.
But there's one problem.
We're letting Nai off easy today.
I was hoping to get
an expensive meal out of him, right?
It's good, come often.
You mean they should get
more free meals out of me?
I said it too fast. I meant,
it's a good place, they should come often.
Thanks, everyone.
Don't come too often.
It tires out the cook.
No way!
A promise made is a promise kept.
Here, let's drink to this spirit.
-Here, cheers.
-Cheers.
-Here!
-Here.
-Here.
-Let's drink to it.
Ms. Weiwei, let's drink to it.
Here, cheers.
Here, Nai!
Get me some food.
Hold this.
-Here, Houzi, let's drink.
-Let's drink to it.
Drink!
Ms. Weiwei, I'm telling you,
this is Nai's first romantic relationship.
He has no experience.
You have to be nice to him.
Plus, it's just too hard
for computer majors
to find a good wife.
When Nai grabbed my hand,
he didn't seem like a newbie at love.
Mrs. Nai, what I'm telling you
is all true.
It's true, someone did call Nai
and confessed her love on the phone.
She also said something about the gala.
Everyone knows what she's trying to do.
Her name is something Meng
She called Nai yesterday, too.
I'm done. I'm drunk.
You can't only reveal half of the gossip!
She said she wanted to explain something.
Could it be about Ai Chanel?
Why did she need to explain to Lord?
-And then?
-That's it.
Mrs. Nai,
Nai is an assassin. He's cold-blooded.
One sentence ends the conversation.
Right? How can you treat a girl like that?
It's next to impossible
for computer majors
to get a call from a girl.
Nai is always like that.
Aren't you drunk?
Are you kidding? I was acting.
Don't take it seriously.
Anyway, you think I'd get drunk from this?
You're funny.
So, after all this, what did Lord say?
Guess! Take a guess as to
what your Lord said.
He said, "Who's this?"
Isn't this normal conversation?
Anyone who gets an unfamiliar call
would ask, "Who's this?"
Well
It turns out,
this C girl is the campus belle.
Yep, I'm 70 to 80 percent sure,
that it's her.
Nai, we hacked
that Chanel girl's computer.
It's finals time.
She's got to have a term paper on there.
We hacked her computer, and
-Moral character is essential in a man.
-What do you mean?
You're usually a smart guy.
How come your IQ is so low?
Nai is calling you crass.
So we just forget about the forum thing?
No! It's not like you don't know Nai well.
What is Nai's style?
Don't you know how he is?
How is he?
Often inhuman.
They've had too much to drink.
That's what I think, too.
Bro, why didn't you order more dishes?
Bro, you have to watch your image.
It's the first time we computer majors
are having dinner with a girl.
-Image. Get it?
-Bro, does Mrs. Nai count as a girl?
Mrs. Nai's gaming image
is one of fierceness.
Everyone thought
she was a guy in disguise, okay?
On top of that, what's a girl?
A girl is a limited resource
to be fought over.
Mrs. Nai already has Nai.
Now, she's considered the third gender.
Why would you care about your image?
That does make some sense.
We need more dishes.
Let's get a Sichuan Blood Pudding,
a Spicy Crab, a Chili Crawfish,
and Fish Head with Chili Sauce.
Remember, it has to be spicy.
The spicier, the better.
Don't make it spicy.
Nai doesn't like spicy food.
He's treating us to dinner.
He can watch us eat.
Make it spicy.
Lord doesn't like spicy food? No way!
He seemed to be enjoying himself,
when we had Sichuan Boiled Fish.
He didn't wince one bit.
You
No.
Aren't you bored, Nai,
playing by yourself?
Look, Mrs. Nai has been sitting there
for so long.
She's bored to death.
You should let her play.
Sure.
I I don't know how.
It's my first time at a pool hall.
I'll teach you.
Lower your body.
Focus.
It went in! Am I gifted?
Pretty good.
Very technical. Absolutely spot on.
She'll go far.
Nai, let's take Ms. Weiwei along,
when we come out to play.
There won't be a next time.
Why not?
I'll install a pool table at home.
It's about time.
Weiwei has a curfew.
I'm taking her back. You guys go ahead.
-Bye-bye.
-Bye-bye.
Bye-bye!
What now?
-Let's continue.
-Come on.
-Carry on.
-Come on.
Go on up. See you tomorrow.
Wait, you don't like spicy food.
Why didn't you tell me that day,
when we had Sichuan Boiled Fish?
I remember all the dishes
we ordered were spicy.
We got maximum spicy
on the Sichuan Boiled Fish.
It's fine. I can adjust to the company.
It's okay, if you don't like spicy food.
You don't have to accommodate me.
You don't need to help me out so much.
Refilling water,
buying breakfast for me
You're not suited to these things.
Weiwei
It's my first time being with a girl.
I often don't know what to do.
At least for now, I have to be capable
of what others can do.
The doors are closing. Hurry!
Log on to the game later.
I have something for you.
Okay.
Good night.
Good night.
Go on back!
A CHINESE GHOST STORY
I finished it yesterday.
I wasn't in a hurry to give it out,
but now I can't wait to give it to him.
This is for you.
I told you, I'd make up for the dowry.
Aside from the five rare monsters,
I also asked Fengteng
for two rare materials: white jade
and quenched metal.
I made this with the rare materials,
as well as others I'd gathered.
Your old hairpin is already top notch.
I thought I'd try to make something
that's even better.
Are you surprised
that I am fortunate enough?
It's because I have pretty good luck.
Then everything's pretty good.
What am I saying?
Why is it called Hairwei?
It means "hairpin by Weiwei."
If you don't like it, you can change it.
-I'm not artistically-inclined.
-No, I like it a lot.
Bind myself to Weiwei.
Well I should log off.
I'm a bit tired today.
I want to get some rest.
Thank you, missus.
Why is it called Hairwei?
It means "hairpin by Weiwei."
If you don't like it, you can change it.
-I'm not artistically inclined.
-No, I like it a lot.
Banshan,
you didn't study idioms in vain.
-Of course! Open the door.
-Okay, here.
Nai, it's a beautiful night,
and you had a beautiful girl
Why are you back before us?
Why don't we play cards?
Did I hear you right, Nai? Cards?
It's nothing. I'm in a good mood.
I want to play.
I've been on a roll.
You guys better watch out.
No welching afterwards!
-Come on!
-All right!
Houzi, clear the table.
Watch this! Three queens and two threes.
Four twos and one ace.
No welching!
-Nice!
-Sweet!
It was Nai's treat tonight,
but you picked up the tab.
Says who? The night is young.
Another round!
-Come on.
-All right.
I don't want to enter society
heavily indebted.
Write it.
For real?
Yes.
Fine, I'll write it.
I.O.U.
I, Yu Banshan,
owe Xiao Nai 800 meals.
I'll pay it with labor,
during the summer break
No, we don't get summer breaks anymore.
For the months of July and August,
I will buy food for Xiao Nai, every day.
Yu Banshan.
Take it! You're so lazy!
It's just running out to get food.
That's right.
We have no more summer breaks.
Goodbye, Qing University.
Goodbye, Qing University.
Bye, Qing University.
My home is on campus.
Goodbye
Qing University.
Did you catch a cold?
Or is someone thinking about you, Weiwei?
It's just a cold.
It's not a cold.
Someone is totally thinking about you.
It's so nice to have a boyfriend
whose parents are professors.
He can drive on campus. Unlike us!
We have to drag heavy suitcases
all the way to the gates! So annoying!
Hence he's multi-functional Lord.
You're leaving so early, Weiwei.
Is he upset?
I don't think so.
You should go back. See you next semester.
-See you next semester!
-See you next semester!
-Bye-bye!
-Bye-bye!
-Be careful!
-Bye-bye!
Did you bring medicine?
You mean cold medicine?
No, but it's fine.
It's just a slight cold.
COMPOUND CAPSULES
Take this.
This is for you.
New dowry?
It's my cactus.
I can't take care of it during the summer.
So, please look after it for me.
So when I see it, I'll think of you.
I didn't mean to book my tickets so early.
I didn't know you,
when I booked the tickets through school.
I'll get a platform ticket.
It's okay. I'll get on the train myself.
The luggage is heavy.
Missus, please sit down for a while.
Subtitle translation by Lu Yuhan
EPISODE 15
Recently, we have reviewed
classic documentaries
from around the world.
Now, we'll put the knowledge to work,
by making a short documentary.
The theme is the graduation season.
I'm looking for a student
to volunteer and make this documentary.
How come as soon as I said, "volunteer,"
-you all lower your heads?
-Cao Guang!
Scoot over!
Then move and let me get in.
Why do I find this scene familiar?
-We're making a documentary
-Hey!
Don't pretend you can't hear me!
Do you still want my help with Weiwei?
Shut up!
Shut up? Why are you so mean?
You asked for my help,
now you want me to shut up.
You know you have no chance,
so embarrassment turned to anger.
Why are you so petty?
-Why are you so
-What?
You, over there, stand up.
-He asked you to get up.
-It's you!
Both of you, stand up.
Despite being an elective class,
as long as it's a classroom,
the lead actor is the professor,
passing down knowledge.
You have to work with the lead actor,
while playing your own parts, right?
You two seem to be fighting the lead actor
for the spotlight in every class.
Fine.
I'll let you two be the lead actors
in this class.
Professor, it's a misunderstanding.
I only want to find a seat
and listen to the lecture quietly.
You're 20 minutes late to the film.
Don't you think it's a shame?
Aside from missing the beginning,
you distract those
who are already watching.
Attending a class is the same
as watching a film.
Miss the beginning, and you lose the plot.
Don't be late again.
-I won't, Professor.
-Good.
You two are now in charge of
filming the documentary
for the graduation gala.
CAMPUS RECRUITMEN
RECRUITMEN
RECRUITING TALENTS,
GREAT BENEFITS OFFERED
We've shot a lot of footage.
Can we wrap it up?
No, we haven't done the interviews.
If we don't go now,
the cafeteria will run out of food.
All you do is eat.
That's not fair! There's no justice!
You said, you're afraid of messing up,
so you only want brainless chores.
There were many small tripods
in the equipment room.
Why must you borrow
this big old heavy one?
Plus, is your dingy camera
good enough for this big guy?
Professionally speaking,
that's the most stable one.
Don't you know anything?
I won't do it!
You're rebelling, tough.
Then you do the shooting.
I'm hungry. I can't carry it.
Lady, it's all your fault
I have to make
this graduation documentary.
Now I have a lousy teammate.
Enough's enough!
What did you say?
Nothing. It's crowded there.
Let's go do interviews.
Production assistant, please hurry.
Go set up the tripod.
Okay, go stand there.
I'll adjust the focus.
I'm the production assistant,
not the model. I'm not going.
Will you hurry? The sun will set soon.
We're not eating until we're done.
No, I'm camera shy.
I see. That makes sense.
If I looked like you,
I'd be camera shy, too.
Fine, if you're camera shy,
turn your back to the camera.
Focus on the bigger picture.
Are you done? You're taking forever.
Done.
What do you want to borrow?
A few programming books
to study over the summer break.
The two-month summer vacation
is coming up.
I picked these for you.
Will they be too difficult?
Don't pick them based on your level.
Don't worry.
I can tutor you via the internet.
My only regret
in the past four years of college
is that I never fell in love.
If I could do it over,
I'd go to a teaching college,
where there are more girls.
-Thanks for doing the interview.
-Sure.
-Zhao Erxi, get the tripod. Let's go!
-Come here, Weiwei!
Let's go, Zhao Erxi.
Hold on, let's interview them.
Department belle and school heartthrob,
a couple made in heaven.
If they appear in the video,
it'll be a huge hit
at the graduation gala.
-Fortune favors me!
-I don't want to film the likes of them.
Don't let your personal feelings
affect the work.
Who told me
to focus on the bigger picture?
Weiwei, can I interview you and Lord?
You can talk about anything,
like graduation, work, ideals,
anything you want.
Of course, it's even better,
if you talk about your relationship.
Erxi, you know
I'm not good at these things.
Weiwei, I depend on you
to pass my elective class.
Sure.
Production assistant! Set up the camera!
-Where's the record button, Cao Guang?
-I don't know.
Sorry, hold on a second.
Let me figure it out.
Go ahead, Weiwei.
Wait, you should let Lord speak.
You're his girlfriend.
Maybe you can share your feelings
on your boyfriend leaving school?
Erxi, he's still nearby,
even after graduation.
That's good. Displaying your affection
is one way to commemorate graduation.
I'm not done yet!
Weiwei. Lord. See you.
Wait up, Cao Guang!
"All your life"?
No, he only gave me a flier once.
Server, I'll have
a Salt and Pepper Pork Strips,
a Fish with Pickled Vegetables,
two bowls of rice,
and a Kung Pao Chicken.
Can't you order any vegetables?
You made me carry heavy equipment all day,
and you want me to eat less? No way!
I'll have a West Lake Beef Soup.
That'll be all. Thanks.
How boring.
That's for me. Also, we're going Dutch.
Of course! You think I'd let you pay?
Server! I'll have two bottles of booze.
Here, it's my treat.
That can wait.
You should let Lord speak.
Weiwei's footage? Let me see.
What are you doing?
I'm deleting it. It's poorly shot.
It'll take up storage space,
and we won't use it.
No, you can't delete it.
I want to keep it.
You won't grab it now?
Well It's not my fault.
Why did you delete Weiwei's footage?
Oh, no! It's soaked through.
No way! What if it's broken?
This camera costs more than 10,000.
You'll have to pay.
I don't have the money.
Why should I pay for it?
You grabbed it.
Well
You ordered the West Lake Beef Soup.
You're responsible, too.
We split the bill. Is that fair?
-But I don't have the money.
-Wait, I said
It's just wet.
Let it dry on the porch tomorrow.
-Maybe it'll be fine.
-Don't turn it on!
I fixed the camera!
What's wrong?
What's wrong? Simply put, it's fried.
You're doomed, Zhao Erxi!
The exams are over, finally! We're free!
In September,
we'll get a new batch of young men
when school starts.
Erxi, I used your line.
Why don't you chime in?
I don't want to talk.
What's wrong?
I'm wondering how I'm going to repay
the rest of my debt.
Don't mind her. She's crazy.
Everyone, let's have a quick meeting
on your summer internship.
That's right! I have my summer internship
at Zhenyi Tech!
You got into Zhenyi, Erxi?
You're good!
I hear interns get paid 100 bucks a day.
100 bucks a day?
The notice I got said the internship
is for a month, starting August 1.
30 days come to 3,000 bucks!
Weiwei, I'm rich! I'm so rich!
Enough. Be quiet. Will you listen to me?
Let me borrow your phone. I'll text Lord.
Why doesn't he buy you a cellphone?
This boyfriend of yours is so
insensitive.
Doesn't he know that
once you have a phone,
it'll help bring you two closer?
We've only known each other for a while.
He's not the type to do that.
That'd be awkward.
When did you get here?
Just now.
We had a meeting after the exam,
about our summer internship.
I texted you from Xiaoling's phone.
Let's go. They should be waiting for us.
It's our get-together. Did you forget?
Is it your treat again?
What else?
Come take a look!
Why do I say this blanket is good?
Because ever since I started using it,
I haven't flunked a class.
Why is that? This blanket is good luck.
Come check it out.
Hey there, young lady.
Come check out my blanket.
Why do I say this blanket is good?
Because ever since I started using it,
I haven't flunked a class.
It's a good luck blanket.
It's fashionable
to use a graduating senior's blanket.
Come check it out.
Mr. Girly, don't pick up bad behavior
from others!
My disguise is impeccable.
How did you recognize me?
Your elegance is so remarkable.
No sunglasses, hats, or masks
can conceal it.
You do have a point there, young lady.
You see, I'm simply too naive.
It's rare to run into someone
who truly gets me.
I'll give you this blanket for free.
Are you jealous?
Not at all.
Drop the act. Why else would you stop me?
You're engaging in false advertising.
Freshman year, Marxist philosophy,
you flunked twice.
Wait, why would you remember
embarrassing stuff like that?
Don't listen to his nonsense.
Got it. We'll be right there.
Houzi is waiting for us
at House of Tianxiang.
Wait. Why go to
House of Tianxiang all the time?
Call Houzi and Yugong. Today,
I'm taking you all to a fine-dining place.
-Is this it?
-Yeah, what's this place?
Immortals, not height, make a peak famous;
dragons, not depth, make a lake magical.
This house may be humble
Forget it. You won't get it anyway.
What I mean to say is,
this eatery is delicious.
Here it is!
My friend's Fish with Pickled Vegetables
is the best in the world.
Try it. If you like it,
tell your friends to come.
These are my roommates
and the girlfriend of one.
You're working here all summer?
Yes.
Great! I'll ask them to come often
and bring you business.
-You don't have to do that.
-What?
I'm not the owner. I'm exhausted.
That's true.
You should come by yourself.
Okay! I won't recommend it
to random people.
It is good.
Mei's recommendation checks out.
Pretty good
Are you pigs or what? Just this bit
I saved you some.
See, Ms. Weiwei is the best.
In this moment, I feel motherly love.
Take your time. Don't choke.
Having a girlfriend brings out
Nai's humanity. He cares about me now.
It's fatherly love.
This place is awesome.
It's delicious and inexpensive.
We should come often.
But there's one problem.
We're letting Nai off easy today.
I was hoping to get
an expensive meal out of him, right?
It's good, come often.
You mean they should get
more free meals out of me?
I said it too fast. I meant,
it's a good place, they should come often.
Thanks, everyone.
Don't come too often.
It tires out the cook.
No way!
A promise made is a promise kept.
Here, let's drink to this spirit.
-Here, cheers.
-Cheers.
-Here!
-Here.
-Here.
-Let's drink to it.
Ms. Weiwei, let's drink to it.
Here, cheers.
Here, Nai!
Get me some food.
Hold this.
-Here, Houzi, let's drink.
-Let's drink to it.
Drink!
Ms. Weiwei, I'm telling you,
this is Nai's first romantic relationship.
He has no experience.
You have to be nice to him.
Plus, it's just too hard
for computer majors
to find a good wife.
When Nai grabbed my hand,
he didn't seem like a newbie at love.
Mrs. Nai, what I'm telling you
is all true.
It's true, someone did call Nai
and confessed her love on the phone.
She also said something about the gala.
Everyone knows what she's trying to do.
Her name is something Meng
She called Nai yesterday, too.
I'm done. I'm drunk.
You can't only reveal half of the gossip!
She said she wanted to explain something.
Could it be about Ai Chanel?
Why did she need to explain to Lord?
-And then?
-That's it.
Mrs. Nai,
Nai is an assassin. He's cold-blooded.
One sentence ends the conversation.
Right? How can you treat a girl like that?
It's next to impossible
for computer majors
to get a call from a girl.
Nai is always like that.
Aren't you drunk?
Are you kidding? I was acting.
Don't take it seriously.
Anyway, you think I'd get drunk from this?
You're funny.
So, after all this, what did Lord say?
Guess! Take a guess as to
what your Lord said.
He said, "Who's this?"
Isn't this normal conversation?
Anyone who gets an unfamiliar call
would ask, "Who's this?"
Well
It turns out,
this C girl is the campus belle.
Yep, I'm 70 to 80 percent sure,
that it's her.
Nai, we hacked
that Chanel girl's computer.
It's finals time.
She's got to have a term paper on there.
We hacked her computer, and
-Moral character is essential in a man.
-What do you mean?
You're usually a smart guy.
How come your IQ is so low?
Nai is calling you crass.
So we just forget about the forum thing?
No! It's not like you don't know Nai well.
What is Nai's style?
Don't you know how he is?
How is he?
Often inhuman.
They've had too much to drink.
That's what I think, too.
Bro, why didn't you order more dishes?
Bro, you have to watch your image.
It's the first time we computer majors
are having dinner with a girl.
-Image. Get it?
-Bro, does Mrs. Nai count as a girl?
Mrs. Nai's gaming image
is one of fierceness.
Everyone thought
she was a guy in disguise, okay?
On top of that, what's a girl?
A girl is a limited resource
to be fought over.
Mrs. Nai already has Nai.
Now, she's considered the third gender.
Why would you care about your image?
That does make some sense.
We need more dishes.
Let's get a Sichuan Blood Pudding,
a Spicy Crab, a Chili Crawfish,
and Fish Head with Chili Sauce.
Remember, it has to be spicy.
The spicier, the better.
Don't make it spicy.
Nai doesn't like spicy food.
He's treating us to dinner.
He can watch us eat.
Make it spicy.
Lord doesn't like spicy food? No way!
He seemed to be enjoying himself,
when we had Sichuan Boiled Fish.
He didn't wince one bit.
You
No.
Aren't you bored, Nai,
playing by yourself?
Look, Mrs. Nai has been sitting there
for so long.
She's bored to death.
You should let her play.
Sure.
I I don't know how.
It's my first time at a pool hall.
I'll teach you.
Lower your body.
Focus.
It went in! Am I gifted?
Pretty good.
Very technical. Absolutely spot on.
She'll go far.
Nai, let's take Ms. Weiwei along,
when we come out to play.
There won't be a next time.
Why not?
I'll install a pool table at home.
It's about time.
Weiwei has a curfew.
I'm taking her back. You guys go ahead.
-Bye-bye.
-Bye-bye.
Bye-bye!
What now?
-Let's continue.
-Come on.
-Carry on.
-Come on.
Go on up. See you tomorrow.
Wait, you don't like spicy food.
Why didn't you tell me that day,
when we had Sichuan Boiled Fish?
I remember all the dishes
we ordered were spicy.
We got maximum spicy
on the Sichuan Boiled Fish.
It's fine. I can adjust to the company.
It's okay, if you don't like spicy food.
You don't have to accommodate me.
You don't need to help me out so much.
Refilling water,
buying breakfast for me
You're not suited to these things.
Weiwei
It's my first time being with a girl.
I often don't know what to do.
At least for now, I have to be capable
of what others can do.
The doors are closing. Hurry!
Log on to the game later.
I have something for you.
Okay.
Good night.
Good night.
Go on back!
A CHINESE GHOST STORY
I finished it yesterday.
I wasn't in a hurry to give it out,
but now I can't wait to give it to him.
This is for you.
I told you, I'd make up for the dowry.
Aside from the five rare monsters,
I also asked Fengteng
for two rare materials: white jade
and quenched metal.
I made this with the rare materials,
as well as others I'd gathered.
Your old hairpin is already top notch.
I thought I'd try to make something
that's even better.
Are you surprised
that I am fortunate enough?
It's because I have pretty good luck.
Then everything's pretty good.
What am I saying?
Why is it called Hairwei?
It means "hairpin by Weiwei."
If you don't like it, you can change it.
-I'm not artistically-inclined.
-No, I like it a lot.
Bind myself to Weiwei.
Well I should log off.
I'm a bit tired today.
I want to get some rest.
Thank you, missus.
Why is it called Hairwei?
It means "hairpin by Weiwei."
If you don't like it, you can change it.
-I'm not artistically inclined.
-No, I like it a lot.
Banshan,
you didn't study idioms in vain.
-Of course! Open the door.
-Okay, here.
Nai, it's a beautiful night,
and you had a beautiful girl
Why are you back before us?
Why don't we play cards?
Did I hear you right, Nai? Cards?
It's nothing. I'm in a good mood.
I want to play.
I've been on a roll.
You guys better watch out.
No welching afterwards!
-Come on!
-All right!
Houzi, clear the table.
Watch this! Three queens and two threes.
Four twos and one ace.
No welching!
-Nice!
-Sweet!
It was Nai's treat tonight,
but you picked up the tab.
Says who? The night is young.
Another round!
-Come on.
-All right.
I don't want to enter society
heavily indebted.
Write it.
For real?
Yes.
Fine, I'll write it.
I.O.U.
I, Yu Banshan,
owe Xiao Nai 800 meals.
I'll pay it with labor,
during the summer break
No, we don't get summer breaks anymore.
For the months of July and August,
I will buy food for Xiao Nai, every day.
Yu Banshan.
Take it! You're so lazy!
It's just running out to get food.
That's right.
We have no more summer breaks.
Goodbye, Qing University.
Goodbye, Qing University.
Bye, Qing University.
My home is on campus.
Goodbye
Qing University.
Did you catch a cold?
Or is someone thinking about you, Weiwei?
It's just a cold.
It's not a cold.
Someone is totally thinking about you.
It's so nice to have a boyfriend
whose parents are professors.
He can drive on campus. Unlike us!
We have to drag heavy suitcases
all the way to the gates! So annoying!
Hence he's multi-functional Lord.
You're leaving so early, Weiwei.
Is he upset?
I don't think so.
You should go back. See you next semester.
-See you next semester!
-See you next semester!
-Bye-bye!
-Bye-bye!
-Be careful!
-Bye-bye!
Did you bring medicine?
You mean cold medicine?
No, but it's fine.
It's just a slight cold.
COMPOUND CAPSULES
Take this.
This is for you.
New dowry?
It's my cactus.
I can't take care of it during the summer.
So, please look after it for me.
So when I see it, I'll think of you.
I didn't mean to book my tickets so early.
I didn't know you,
when I booked the tickets through school.
I'll get a platform ticket.
It's okay. I'll get on the train myself.
The luggage is heavy.
Missus, please sit down for a while.
Subtitle translation by Lu Yuhan