Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur (2023) s01e15 Episode Script

OMG Issue #1

(distant city sounds)
(theme music playing)
MOON GIRL: Ooh, my feet
touched the ground ♪
Here I am world,
hear that trumpet sound? ♪
Yeah, I have arrived ♪
And me and my girls
'bout to dip and slide ♪
Swerve ♪
Better make way,
skurt-skurt ♪
I got rules to break ♪
Workin' non-stop ♪
Now it's time to drop ♪
Ooh honey boom,
cute, smart, and clever ♪
SINGER:
If you didn't know it ♪
Now-now you know ♪
Moon Girl Magic ♪
MOON GIRL:
Yeah, I'm Magic! ♪
SINGER: Thought you knew ♪
MOON GIRL:
Thought you knew, baby ♪
SINGER: Genius,
inspiration overflow ♪
Moon Girl Magic ♪
MOON GIRL: Moon Girl Magic ♪
SINGER: Thought you knew ♪
MOON GIRL:
Thought you knew, baby ♪
(giggling)
(tense music playing)
(beeping)
AUTOMATED VOICE: Commencing
self-destruct sequence.
What are you doing?
What?
- (alarm blares)
- (coughs)
Get Moon Girl.
- (zapping)
- Oh, snap! (grunts)
Get Moon Girl!
These randos
came outta nowhere!
And what is their deal?
Usually the heroes are trying
to get the villains,
not the other way around!
- Look alive, Double D!
- (grunts)
Goal!
Uh, sorry to sweat
on your fiesta,
but there are more baddies
at shoe store-o'clock!
Get Moon Girl!
CASEY:
Ooh, they're having a sale!
(both grunt)
- Uh-huh! You know who you messin' with!
- (grunts)
(beat music playing)
- (cheering)
- Great work! (whoops)
S.H.I.E.L.D.?
Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur!
- (grunts)
- S.H.I.E.L.D. knows who we are!
Hey, S.H.I.E.L.D. Lady!
Agent Maria Hill.
Thanks for calling this in.
Beehive symbol, huh?
Who are these
Iron-Man-wanna-bees, anyway?
Wanna-Bees! Ha.
Girl, I see
what you did there.
- We try.
- No clue who they are.
Devil and I were on patrol
and next thing I know,
these jokers are
all up in our bees-wax.
I thought it's usually the hero
chasing the villain,
- not the other way around?
- Oh, she gets me.
Let me run this symbol
through our database,
and see what we can
get out of them at the precinct.
Until then
Ping me if you get any more
bees in your bonnet.
- (chiming)
- That's me. Consider yourself "pung!"
(Devil Dinosaur chuckles)
And that's a cute GIF
of Devil dancing.
Don't make me regret
giving you my number.
Little help, big guy?
(somber music playing)
(whirring)
Goal!
And the gold medal for pairs
villain-fighting goes to
Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur!
Whoo!
Thanks for
always looking out, y'all.
Moon Girl would be nada
without her squad-a!
No muscle without Devil,
no swag without me,
and no nothin' without
the mysterious mastermind
behind this thingamajiggy.
LUNELLA:
The Original Moon Girl!
Props to the O-M-G!
I wonder what she'd say
if she knew you used her plans
to bring a dinosaur to NYC
and became superheroes.
Hold up. That's bonkers!
(chuckles) Yeah,
she probably would say that.
LUNELLA: Wait a minute
See? I knew I'd seen
that Beehive thing before!
But what would the people
who worked with the OMG
want with the New MG?
I always wondered why I could
never find any trace of her.
You know, what if she didn't
choose to disappear?
What if those Bee-listers
- See what I did there?
- Nice.
What if they forced her
into hiding?
(grunts)
Or worse? What if
they're Killer Bees?
And what if
the New Moon Girl is next?
We need to let S.H.I.E.L.D.
know what we know.
(jazz music plays)
(jazz music continues)
(dramatic music playing)
(camera shutter clicking)
AGENT HILL:
Good work, Moon Girl.
Our database turned up bupkis.
Oh, our girl's database
is up here, ya know?
Who are you again?
Casey Maria Eva Duarte
Goldberg-Calderon.
Moon Girl's hype woman.
And best friend.
You're not sharing my phone number
with other people, are you?
- (chimes)
- That's a link to my website.
If you're looking for a
- A marketing consultant
- We're not.
Those are some new logo
and uniform ideas.
With my help, S.H.I.E.L.D.
could stand for
"Super Hot Intelligence Experts
Lookin' Dope!"
- Casey, not now.
- Hey, gotta shoot your shot.
(elevator dings)
So there was
an Original Moon Girl?
- Who was she?
- No idea.
But I'm thinkin' these
buzz-killers might know.
You can talk to them, but I don't think
they're gonna give up much.
They haven't said a peep--
- (all gasp)
- (alarm blares)
OMINOUS MAN (laughs):
Catch you on the flip side
Moon Girl.
(tense beats playing)
(tense beats playing)
(vibrant vibes playing)
MIMI:
If I wanted a match this slow,
I woulda played the computer
Or your dad.
Sorry! I'm just--
Distracted, baby girl?
You know I can read you
like a cereal box.
What's on your mind?
(chuckles) You got me, Mimi.
You always seem to get me.
I get you. And I love you.
To the moon and back.
Meems, you do realize that
the other pieces besides
the queen can move too, right?
The queen can win
the game all on her own
'cause she got it like that.
But you're just running away
the whole time.
If you let some of your other
pieces do the work,
you might not lose.
Checkmate in five, see?
(groans) Good game, baby.
We're out of butter, James.
Will you help this customer
while I grab some?
- JAMES: Gimme one second!
- I got it.
What can I get for ya?
What's good here, Skaterella?
Oh, it's all good!
But ain't no thing like
Mimi's wings
$4.25 please.
Um, you know what?
This one's on the house!
(chuckles)
I don't know why she said that.
Those wings
are not on the house.
You want these to go?
Mm-mmm.
(chomping)
Yes!
(pants)
- (phone rings)
- Hey, Lu--
I'm in trouble, Case.
Moon Girl trouble
or Lunella trouble?
Both! One of those
Bee-movie-bad-guys
was just at the rink.
And, you know,
what if they know who I am?
- (gasps)
- Who Moon Girl is?
- Meet me at the lab.
- Mm-hmm.
(heavy metal music playing)
(gasps)
(snoring)
(grunts)
(groans)
(grunts)
(shadowy figure grunts)
I'm gonna pretend you didn't
just Karate your grandmama.
- (gasps) Wha Mimi?
- (grunts)
Now what's the code
for self-destruct, sweetheart?
The code for
Wait, wait, wait. What are you--
Don't tell me
you followed my blueprints
and didn't include
the self-destruct programming.
Why would I include
your blueprints?!
Age ain't nothin'
but an integer.
Too Black to crack.
(gasps) You you're
We've come a long way since
Professor Kirby's class.
And this is just
the first verse.
You ready to make history,
Miriam?
Ah, ah, ah, remember, we're supposed to
use code names from now on.
- I already picked mine.
- Oh, did you now?
Lay it on me, then.
Call me "Moon Girl."
You're the OMG?
Mimi's the original Moon Girl.
Mimi's the original Moon Girl.
How could you?
(stammers) Yo, yo, yo
Deep breaths, baby girl.
Look, I can only imagine
how you're feeling.
You must have a million
questions firing off
in that beautiful
brain of yours,
but they're gonna have to hold.
We need to destroy
this right now.
They cannot get
their hands on it.
Are you talking about
all those worker bees
who've been comin'
for their queen?
"Worker Bees"?
Oh, the symbol. That's cute.
They call themselves
The Enclave.
The base was the "Beehive."
And trust me, when I say that
they are some bad mamma-jammas
Did you know anything
about a meeting?
Course not! And this early?
They're never here
before we are.
What are they doing?
They're presenting it
without us?
Your money's been
well-spent, Sir.
Our invention will
revolutionize space travel.
Imagine going to the moon
and back in the blink of an eye!
Record scratch!
You tryin' to play a gig without us?
Excuse me, this is
a classified meeting.
Yeah, about our creation!
Without my schematics
and her coding,
it couldn't open
a can of peaches.
General, I can assure you
these people
didn't make anything
but a pot of coffee.
Oh, heck no.
We've busted our butts on this,
and now you're gonna just,
what Erase us?
This is our baby.
If you say
that you're the papa,
then why don't you just
show us how it works?
Well, I, uh,
it's rather involved
- But, uh--
- Allow me.
Wait! We haven't tested it.
We can't be sure if--
What's left to be sure of
anymore, Miriam?
(power whirring)
(all gasp)
You're finished, Morlak.
And so is she.
You won't even be able to find
a job washing dishes after I--
(roaring)
(screaming)
(screaming)
(loud roar)
Help me, Morlak!
Maris, please!
(chuckles)
- (screeching)
- (Loschen grunts)
(screams)
(screeching)
First test complete.
- What just happened?
- What happened
is our baby works
better than I ever dreamed!
It doesn't just open portals
through space,
it opens portals through dimensions
into the multiverse!
Meaning there's no telling
where those people ended up.
- This thing is dangerous!
- No, don't you see, MG?
This is our ticket.
If we can harness this power,
no one can ever erase us!
What's happening here?
Are you hurt?
Gentlemen, there's been
a change in leadership.
If he gets here before
we destroy this generator,
he's gonna try to open portals
to other dimensions and
(alarm beeping)
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Bedroom window. Bedroom window.
(gasps) Stay here. I got this.
No, you stay here. I got this.
- (elevator dings)
- No! Mimi! Wait!
Come on, D,
we'll go around the side!
We gotta help Mimi.
MORLAK: Looks like you need
to juice up your security, Moon Girl.
You are Moon Girl, correct?
Not just crashin' her pad?
How'd you get past
my detection field?
Gives new meaning to the phrase
"outta sight," am I right?
(roars)
(chomps, grunts)
LUNELLA: Devil!
MORLAK:
Tame your tyrannosaur, kid!
You practically
invited me here.
Oh, thanks for
that, by the way.
Firing up my
inter-dimensional jukebox
so I could finally
pinpoint you.
(chuckling) So rude.
I'm all up in your space
and haven't even
introduced myself.
I'm Maris Morlak.
The big, bad, bro-ham
in charge of The Enclave.
And I'm not here to fight.
I don't fight little girls.
That's why I brought them.
(dissonant beats playing)
(dissonant beats playing)
(synth beats playing)
(grunting)
MIMI: That's for rubbing your
street clothes
all up on the bed.
Don't you have any
home training?
And that's for going through
my grandbaby's stuff.
Even James Sr.
knows better than that.
(thudding continues)
Miriam, that you?
Yes, honey, I'm right here!
Miriam, I always forget,
do you need
joker cards for Spades?
Yep, you need to be playing
with a full deck!
Unlike your sorry butt.
(laughs)
(pants)
Okay. You shuffle, I'll grab
another deck from the kitchen.
I I got it!
Well, thank you, Mimi!
I'll deal you in.
(grunts)
Why don't we make this a party!
(R&B music playing)
Get me that portal,
by any means necessary!
Don't let him anywhere
near my portal, D.
- You hear me?
- (growls)
Like the moon in the sky ♪
You're so bright
Love to see you shine! ♪
It's written in the stars
And your DNA ♪
You were born into
A rich legacy ♪
Moon Girl ♪
You can have it all
It's your world ♪
The galaxies
And every star ♪
Can't compare
To who you are ♪
Yeah ♪
And now you ♪
Where your magics from ♪
Never forget ♪
It's in your blood ♪
The first and the last ♪
Future and past ♪
We are magical ♪
I'm the O.G.S
Original Scientist ♪
A high IQ
And low tolerance ♪
For anyone or anything
That threatens me and mine ♪
Don't let my age fool you,
These hands don't lie ♪
I'm a coding wonder
And a monster slayer ♪
A pretty brown genius
You can thank me later ♪
Cause now you've got the power
You've got the juice! ♪
Everything you need
Is inside of you ♪
Moon Girl ♪
You can have it all
It's your world ♪
The galaxies
And every star ♪
Can't compare
To who you are ♪
Yeah ♪
(groans)
Mimi, you good?
Sure am! Just taking out
the trash real quick.
MORLAK:
I get why you're so protective.
I really do.
I was so mad when
the original Moon Girl
blew up my first
portal generator.
And no matter how hard
I tried to rebuild it,
it wouldn't work
without her code.
But when I saw that past-due
fossil on the Lower East Side,
Ha! I knew you'd done it.
My baby lives!
That's why you sicced
your busy bees on me?
It's just math. Find Moon Girl
equals find the portal.
When you need me
Call my name ♪
Now you fasho
Mimi plays no games ♪
You get it from your Granny
Moon Girl OG ♪
And now you ♪
Where your magics from ♪
Never forget ♪
- Devil! Smash it!
- (grunts)
I know. Just do it!
Vintage magic ♪
Ah! Devil!
Time for plan B.
You'll just have to build me
a new portal. Catch.
(yelps)
(whirring)
(grunts)
(beeping)
Wait. Wait, wait, no!
(grunts)
(sighs) Lu-baby, you all right?
Mimi, we gotta get outta here.
MORLAK: Miriam. Oh.
Well, well,
and as they say, "Well."
I didn't dare dream
we'd find you, too!
It has been a minute, huh?
(laughs)
The last time I saw you,
you were stabbin' me
in the back.
That's 'cause you'd lost
your everlasting mind.
(laughs)
So the new Moon Girl is what?
Your grandbaby? (laughs)
I love it.
Everyone loves a reboot!
Now you two can rebuild
the portal together.
This is between us
grownups, Maris.
- Leave her out of it.
- You let us outta--
(grunts)
- There's no point, baby.
- I gotta help Devil!
I designed those
chem-cuffs myself.
It's a thermal lock.
It engages on the heat of your body.
(gasps)
You have a penny
in your loafers?
Trade it for your thoughts.
If this Hovervan works
like my Hoverwings,
then maybe it has
A liquid nitrogen
cooling system.
(grunts)
Yes! Okay.
Mimi, we gotta rollout.
Lunella, I created this problem
a long time ago.
I need to be
the one to solve it.
But I can help you!
You've helped enough
already, Lu.
I can never forgive myself
for putting you in danger.
You're in all this
this mess because of me.
- But, no, I--
- I love you.
- To the moon and back.
- No!
Mimi!
(grunts)
Mimi!
(breathes heavily)
(sobs)
Devil!
(beeping)
(grunts)
(grunts)
Devil!
(Lunella grunts)
(car alarm blaring)
Life hits harder
And harder ♪
Look at me
I started from the bottom ♪
I met all my demons
And I fought 'em ♪
Down, down, down ♪
Life hits harder ♪
Harder ♪
Harder ♪
Oh ♪
Mm ♪
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