Ranma 12 s01e15 Episode Script
Episode 15
Ranma of the Saotome School of Anything-Goes Martial Arts.
Lemme go! Akane of the Tendo Dojo.
Wait! What th'--? Their fathers decided they should be engaged.
Don't decide for me! It's my life! There's just this one thing complicating Ranma's life.
What's that for? When Ranma is doused with cold water, HE becomes a SHE.
For the first time in my life I am really angry! Well!? You gonna fight me or not!? I don't know what's made you so angry but the rink is sacred.
I'll make you pay for harming it.
En garde! Fine! But You'll wish you were never born! Ranma Sanzenin! You humiliated me! And you're gonna pay hundreds of times over! Ranma! Hey! He went in face-first.
The dolt.
To rush into the rink and suddenly launch a suicide-strike.
He must be insane.
What is he? So you can fight.
I never wished to use this technique against an amateur The Dance of Death! The Dance of Death? He's doing it here? jerk! Thinkin' he's so cool No one's ever broken free of that spin before! It's over! Ranma? Can you stand up? San-chan won, right? Nope.
Ranma won.
She's right.
He's unconscious! I wanna doodle! Doodle, doodle, doodle, doodle Yeah! Let me write something! Me, too! Me, too! Oww! Oww! Honestly.
Can't you control yourself!.
? Did you really have to hit him 518 times? Get off my back! After that humiliation one punch wasn't enough! What could have happened? O-Oh! N-Nothin'.
That was an ugly scene, Ranma.
Ryoga! I would never have allowed such a thing to happen.
Back off!.
If it weren't for those dumb skates, he would never He'd never have kissed you? Ranma! Were you kissed!? Huh? Who by? One redeeming feature was that he was a good-looking man.
Why, you! A man!? You're worrying over nothing.
Right! It don't even count if it's a guy.
Aww, MAN Now they're all makin'fun of me.
Nobody understands how I feel.
Your flanks are wide-open.
You're off your guard.
Honestly.
How long are you going to keep pouting? You are a man, aren't you? Laugh if you think it's funny.
- What's so funny!? - Nothing.
Listen! You got kissed so easily because you don't get enough practice.
Then you wouldn't have gotten kissed? Of course not! Look who's talking.
D-Don't get me wrong! I wasn't tryin' to kiss you or I-I know that! You wouldn't have the guts, anyway.
Hey! Keep talkin' like that, and I'll do it! That's a good one.
just do it if you can! Y-You sure? I'm sure! Only if you've got the guts, though.
Right! I'll do it, but just 'cause you want it! - Close your eyes.
- Okay.
You You really have to do this only with someone you like I get it.
And you can't with me? I wasn't saying that! I just meant If you don't mind, then I Uh Geez! Are you going to do it or not!? This is so irritating! You're such a late-bloomer, Ranma.
Municipal Sports Center Curse you, Ranma Saotome! You did it this time! I am Mikado Sanzenin, the prince of high-school figure-skating.
And you subjected me to so much humiliation! The fifth, the day of the match, will be recorded on your DEATH CERTIFICATE! Francoise? Tomorrow is the day Charlotte becomes Azusa's very own! Aren't you looking forward to Charlotte's homecoming? Catherine, cheer Azusa on, won't you? Sweet dreams, Catherine! Sweet dreams, Antoinette! Sweet dreams, Dietrich! Sweet dreams, Michelle! Sweet dreams, Felicia! Sweet dreams, Georges! Sweet dreams, Rosalie! Sweet dreams, Ariel! Sweet dreams, Angeline! Sweet dreams, Marianne! Sweet dreams, Jeanne! Sweet dreams, Delphine! Good morning, Delphine! Good morning, Jeanne! Good morning, Marianne! Good morning, Angeline! Good morning, Ariel! Good morning, Rosalie! Good morning, Georges! Good morning, Felicia! Good morning, Michelle! Good morning, Dietrich! Good morning, Antoinette! Miss Azusa, it's time to leave for the competition.
Good morning, Robespierre! I made it! Good thing I left home five days ago! Akane and I'll be partners, one way or the other and we'll win! Ranma! Whatcha doin' down there, Charlotte? I don't think so! With me as her partner, Akane can't be beat You take it easy, okay? I'm much more beautiful unadorned.
Martial Arts Ice Scating Men's Dressing Room Welcome, Ranma Saotome.
Yo, Mack-Daddy Mikado.
That's Mikado Sanzenin! Your boo-boos all better? I allowed my guard to drop the other day.
But an official competition is a different story.
Your charming partner Akane Tendo, wasn't it? I haven't given her my special greeting yet.
"Greeting"? No girl yet has ever rejected my greeting.
"Greeting" You don't mean-- I need one more! Then I will have broken my own record, and kissed 1000 girls! Excuse me?? Fair warning! I will steal a kiss from Akane Tendo at today's competition! Can't you think of nothin' else!? You'd be surprised what I think about!! Sorry I asked.
Is somebody talking about me? Kolhotz High School vs.
Furinkan High School Charlotte Cup Competition Martial-Arts Pair Skating "We live for Sanzenin!" "Lovely Azusa" Thank you for waiting, Ladies and Gentlemen.
The competition between Kolhotz and Furinkan is about to start.
The Charlotte Cup Competition in martial-arts pair skating.
It's a one-round match with no time limit.
First, we'll introduce the competitors.
Dim the lights, please.
Presenting the Martial-Arts Golden Pair Azusa Shiratori and Mikado Sanzenin! Ready, set Azusa! Azusa! Azusa! Azusa! Look at the lousy show-offs.
Then watch us! We'll really surprise them! It's the unexpected entrance of Akane Tendo and Ranma Saotome! Will you shut up! It's like it's already decided that Charlotte belongs to Azusa! No way! I'll never let you have P-chan.
The all-out battle for the pet black piglet begins! Only a knockout will end this one-round match.
The match began at the bell! C'mon, Ranma! A first strike could win the match! Let's go! You look most enchanting today! No! Don't do it! Sanzenin suddenly launches his specialty, the Kiss Attack! Not a chance! Ranma! Heads up! The annoyance has disappeared.
Who's the annoyance? Refusing my kiss.
What a demure child.
Maybe you make her sick.
Hang in there, Ranma! The match has just started! Akane Tendo! I will steal my kiss! Akane, you're gonna fly! The fence! The fence! I can't stop! San-chan? Does it hurt? Does it hurt here? Does it hurt? Hey.
Here? Here? Here? Yes.
It hurts.
It hurts! Quit hitting me where it hurts, you whining brat! Azusa was worried about you! I never thought you would bring me to my knees.
I will make you regret it.
Pull that junk with Akane again, you'll be down below your knees.
Then where will I be? That's obvious.
Six feet under! Got it!? Akane is my fiancee! Lay a finger on her, and you die! Oh no! In front of EVERYBODY! Your fiancee? What a fragile pledge.
I, Sanzenin, will take pleasure in making you break your vows.
Lemme go! Akane of the Tendo Dojo.
Wait! What th'--? Their fathers decided they should be engaged.
Don't decide for me! It's my life! There's just this one thing complicating Ranma's life.
What's that for? When Ranma is doused with cold water, HE becomes a SHE.
For the first time in my life I am really angry! Well!? You gonna fight me or not!? I don't know what's made you so angry but the rink is sacred.
I'll make you pay for harming it.
En garde! Fine! But You'll wish you were never born! Ranma Sanzenin! You humiliated me! And you're gonna pay hundreds of times over! Ranma! Hey! He went in face-first.
The dolt.
To rush into the rink and suddenly launch a suicide-strike.
He must be insane.
What is he? So you can fight.
I never wished to use this technique against an amateur The Dance of Death! The Dance of Death? He's doing it here? jerk! Thinkin' he's so cool No one's ever broken free of that spin before! It's over! Ranma? Can you stand up? San-chan won, right? Nope.
Ranma won.
She's right.
He's unconscious! I wanna doodle! Doodle, doodle, doodle, doodle Yeah! Let me write something! Me, too! Me, too! Oww! Oww! Honestly.
Can't you control yourself!.
? Did you really have to hit him 518 times? Get off my back! After that humiliation one punch wasn't enough! What could have happened? O-Oh! N-Nothin'.
That was an ugly scene, Ranma.
Ryoga! I would never have allowed such a thing to happen.
Back off!.
If it weren't for those dumb skates, he would never He'd never have kissed you? Ranma! Were you kissed!? Huh? Who by? One redeeming feature was that he was a good-looking man.
Why, you! A man!? You're worrying over nothing.
Right! It don't even count if it's a guy.
Aww, MAN Now they're all makin'fun of me.
Nobody understands how I feel.
Your flanks are wide-open.
You're off your guard.
Honestly.
How long are you going to keep pouting? You are a man, aren't you? Laugh if you think it's funny.
- What's so funny!? - Nothing.
Listen! You got kissed so easily because you don't get enough practice.
Then you wouldn't have gotten kissed? Of course not! Look who's talking.
D-Don't get me wrong! I wasn't tryin' to kiss you or I-I know that! You wouldn't have the guts, anyway.
Hey! Keep talkin' like that, and I'll do it! That's a good one.
just do it if you can! Y-You sure? I'm sure! Only if you've got the guts, though.
Right! I'll do it, but just 'cause you want it! - Close your eyes.
- Okay.
You You really have to do this only with someone you like I get it.
And you can't with me? I wasn't saying that! I just meant If you don't mind, then I Uh Geez! Are you going to do it or not!? This is so irritating! You're such a late-bloomer, Ranma.
Municipal Sports Center Curse you, Ranma Saotome! You did it this time! I am Mikado Sanzenin, the prince of high-school figure-skating.
And you subjected me to so much humiliation! The fifth, the day of the match, will be recorded on your DEATH CERTIFICATE! Francoise? Tomorrow is the day Charlotte becomes Azusa's very own! Aren't you looking forward to Charlotte's homecoming? Catherine, cheer Azusa on, won't you? Sweet dreams, Catherine! Sweet dreams, Antoinette! Sweet dreams, Dietrich! Sweet dreams, Michelle! Sweet dreams, Felicia! Sweet dreams, Georges! Sweet dreams, Rosalie! Sweet dreams, Ariel! Sweet dreams, Angeline! Sweet dreams, Marianne! Sweet dreams, Jeanne! Sweet dreams, Delphine! Good morning, Delphine! Good morning, Jeanne! Good morning, Marianne! Good morning, Angeline! Good morning, Ariel! Good morning, Rosalie! Good morning, Georges! Good morning, Felicia! Good morning, Michelle! Good morning, Dietrich! Good morning, Antoinette! Miss Azusa, it's time to leave for the competition.
Good morning, Robespierre! I made it! Good thing I left home five days ago! Akane and I'll be partners, one way or the other and we'll win! Ranma! Whatcha doin' down there, Charlotte? I don't think so! With me as her partner, Akane can't be beat You take it easy, okay? I'm much more beautiful unadorned.
Martial Arts Ice Scating Men's Dressing Room Welcome, Ranma Saotome.
Yo, Mack-Daddy Mikado.
That's Mikado Sanzenin! Your boo-boos all better? I allowed my guard to drop the other day.
But an official competition is a different story.
Your charming partner Akane Tendo, wasn't it? I haven't given her my special greeting yet.
"Greeting"? No girl yet has ever rejected my greeting.
"Greeting" You don't mean-- I need one more! Then I will have broken my own record, and kissed 1000 girls! Excuse me?? Fair warning! I will steal a kiss from Akane Tendo at today's competition! Can't you think of nothin' else!? You'd be surprised what I think about!! Sorry I asked.
Is somebody talking about me? Kolhotz High School vs.
Furinkan High School Charlotte Cup Competition Martial-Arts Pair Skating "We live for Sanzenin!" "Lovely Azusa" Thank you for waiting, Ladies and Gentlemen.
The competition between Kolhotz and Furinkan is about to start.
The Charlotte Cup Competition in martial-arts pair skating.
It's a one-round match with no time limit.
First, we'll introduce the competitors.
Dim the lights, please.
Presenting the Martial-Arts Golden Pair Azusa Shiratori and Mikado Sanzenin! Ready, set Azusa! Azusa! Azusa! Azusa! Look at the lousy show-offs.
Then watch us! We'll really surprise them! It's the unexpected entrance of Akane Tendo and Ranma Saotome! Will you shut up! It's like it's already decided that Charlotte belongs to Azusa! No way! I'll never let you have P-chan.
The all-out battle for the pet black piglet begins! Only a knockout will end this one-round match.
The match began at the bell! C'mon, Ranma! A first strike could win the match! Let's go! You look most enchanting today! No! Don't do it! Sanzenin suddenly launches his specialty, the Kiss Attack! Not a chance! Ranma! Heads up! The annoyance has disappeared.
Who's the annoyance? Refusing my kiss.
What a demure child.
Maybe you make her sick.
Hang in there, Ranma! The match has just started! Akane Tendo! I will steal my kiss! Akane, you're gonna fly! The fence! The fence! I can't stop! San-chan? Does it hurt? Does it hurt here? Does it hurt? Hey.
Here? Here? Here? Yes.
It hurts.
It hurts! Quit hitting me where it hurts, you whining brat! Azusa was worried about you! I never thought you would bring me to my knees.
I will make you regret it.
Pull that junk with Akane again, you'll be down below your knees.
Then where will I be? That's obvious.
Six feet under! Got it!? Akane is my fiancee! Lay a finger on her, and you die! Oh no! In front of EVERYBODY! Your fiancee? What a fragile pledge.
I, Sanzenin, will take pleasure in making you break your vows.